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Tue October 23, 2018       Serial bomb threat caller plaguing Washington State. Seriously, guys, just give him some damn Cocoa Puffs before he hurts someone source: kiro7.com   |   share: 14         Kemp: Damn these people thinking they can vote. If they exercise their constitutional right to vote, why I may not be governor source: rawstory.com   |   share: 67   Sat October 20, 2018       Why Donald Trump's supporters believe every damn lie he tells source: slate.com   |   share: 294   Fri October 19, 2018       That damned feeling you get when you realize you've been praying in the wrong direction for 37 years source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 129   Wed October 17, 2018 (Some Guy)       "Latent power of basking sharks revealed by exceptional breaching events." Damn, that even sounds cool source: rsbl.royalsocietypublishing.org   |   share: 7         Damn, I hope I look as good as Jamie Lee Curtis does at 60 source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 56         Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. *measles epidemic*. Goddammit source: vox.com   |   share: 49         Brace yourselves for 1000 year acting careers by Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, and Gilbert Gottfried source: technologyreview.com   |   share: 28         MIT AI detects cancer in your breasts as well as a radiologist. Still unable to answer why the damn things are two different sizes source: engadget.com   |   share: 11         We look at Manhattan's shuttered storefronts and realize the rent is too damn high source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 50         Eight yards? That's all we passed for, eight goddamn yards? source: nj.com   |   share: 16   Tue October 16, 2018       Haley slams China over 'internment of civilians'. Damn straight. That kind of treatment should only be reserved for non-civilians of the wrong color source: thehill.com   |   share: 36         Ever got a bogus "missed delivery" notice from a shipping company when you know damn well you were home? Now you can take your revenge source: dailyhive.com   |   share: 50   Mon October 15, 2018       Air Force: Hurricane damage to Tyndall F-22s 'less than we feared,' but unknown how many will fly again source: airforcetimes.com   |   share: 134         Pretty much the only house left standing undamaged along the shoreline in Mexico Beach, FL is the one that the owners said "hey, we're building this on a beachfront in Florida, let's build it to withstand the strongest hurricane imaginable" source: nytimes.com   |   share: 207         Trump says "rogue killers" may be behind Khashoggi murder. Well, if they're rogues, you wouldn't expect them to give up backstab damage and be in the front, now would you? source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 142         Must be some damn good beer source: myfox8.com   |   share: 16   Sat October 13, 2018       Some people can only dream of living on a houseboat in Amsterdam, but that's the reality for dozens of feral and abandoned cats in the city. Come visit De Poezenboot on Caturday source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: 750   Thu October 11, 2018       Since 1993 a brewery in Davenport has offered free beer whenever the river floods to thank volunteers who help keep it safe from floodwaters source: wqad.com   |   share: 23   Wed October 10, 2018       Dammit moonmoon source: qz.com   |   share: 39         Master Terafan Greydragon rolls critical miss, inflicts lance damage on self, doubled for mounted charge source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 98         FTA: "We don't know anybody who knows a llama personally and definitely no one who gave us blank pictures of a llama as a wedding invitation." Damn llamas, man. They're always at the center of mail-theft rings source: upi.com   |   share: 8   Tue October 09, 2018       Tonight, on The Flash, Dammit Nora (CW 8ET). Later, on Black Lightning, while the Pierce clan survived Tobias's attack they are not out of the woods yet. Jefferson fights to keep Garfield open, while Jennifer and Annisa attempt to give back. (CW 9ET) source: comicbook.com   |   share: 94   Mon October 08, 2018       TIED Dammit.TIED Dammit.TIED Dammit. TIED DAMMIT source: tsn.ca   |   share: 4         Man wearing a court ordered ankle monitor records a video showing how to take it off, without damage or triggering an alert, then posted it to Facebook. Mugshot in the article & link to the video for "educational" purposes only source: news-leader.com   |   share: 43   Sun October 07, 2018       Amidst all the drama, anger, turmoil and overall dysfunction of the current administration, is it possible that Trump did something right this past week? (clicks link) Well, I'll be damned...he did. He really did. How about that? source: upi.com   |   share: 108   Sat October 06, 2018       Will Alec Baldwin's Trump return? Will Matt Damon be back? Will we get more of Kate McKinnon portraying men in the Trump administration? Awkwafina [no, that's her name] hosts and the musical guest is whoever Travis Scott is. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC source: etonline.com   |   share: 152         If you want Blur to reunite, you better begin a global petition, otherwise Damon Albarn says you're right out of luck source: nme.com   |   share: 12         Week 6 in college football brings us the Red River shootout with Texas vs Oklahoma. Alabama takes on Arkansas, Notre Dame goes up again Vermont and Wisconsin tries to keep Nebraska winless. These games and many more starting at Noon ET source: espn.com   |   share: 317   Fri October 05, 2018       2018 Apple MacBook Pro will be bricked if you repair damaged components yourself and then fail to run Apple's proprietary diagnostic software, only available at Apple Stores or Apple service facilities. For AAPL shareholders, that's insanely great source: motherboard.vice.com   |   share: 43   Thu October 04, 2018       Elon Musk has learned not a goddamn thing source: cnbc.com   |   share: 51         Damon Wayans announces he's getting too old for this shiat source: deadline.com   |   share: 30         Not news: Hurricane prompts flood warnings and evacuations. Fark: In Arizona source: cnn.com   |   share: 34   Wed October 03, 2018       An Adam West prank worthy of Frank Gorshin or Cesar Romero source: metv.com   |   share: 17         Hey Wisconsin - if you wouldn't drink so damn much, you wouldn't have to google "light colored poop" all the time. Hey Utah - start practicing birth control with your 8 wives. Hey Maine - you seem to have AIDS source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 98         If you're going to meet another man on the Adam2Adam app, make sure it's in a private location. Not on one of the biggest college campuses in the state. Especially if you're a dean of students source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: 54         Trump's wife's attorney warns that the NYT allegations expose it to "substantial liability and damages for defamation" source: cnsnews.com   |   share: 233         Matt Damon was asked a little past midnight Saturday morning and arrived in New York around 4:00pm for rehearsals. Which means he had less than eight hours to prepare for his appearance as Judge Brett Kavanaugh on Saturday Night Live source: thewrap.com   |   share: 31   Tue October 02, 2018       Sometimes a game is just too damn long for its own good source: forbes.com   |   share: 75         Lindsay Graham calls NBC a "co-conspirator in the destruction of Kavanaugh," and it doesn't have anything to do with Matt Damon source: thehill.com   |   share: 86         Damn the Torpedoes. It's been a year since Tom Petty passed away. Tell Fark your story. I mean, if you're within a certain age range something memorable happened with TP as the sound track source: en.m.wikipedia.org   |   share: 134         ...I...something about Ford hypnotizing herself, creating a false memory of rape, and...and... f*ck it all goddammit source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 75   Sun September 30, 2018       Adam Vinatieri is now the king of field goals in the NFL source: espn.com   |   share: 24         Kanye 2020. It's real to him, dammit source: complex.com   |   share: 75         No. Yes. Wait...no. I MEAN YES GODDAMMIT I DON'T KNOW source: theconversation.com   |   share: 21   Sat September 29, 2018       Will Adam Driver return as Kylo Ren for another Undercover Boss? Will Alec Baldwin somehow make the Brett Kavanaugh nightmare funny? How will Beck Bennett fit into this season? Seriously, Kanye West? SNL season premiere, 11:30 PM ET on NBC source: tv.avclub.com   |   share: 423   Wed September 26, 2018       The dam breaks: Senate Judiciary investigating a FOURTH allegation of Kavanaugh's physical assault from 1998 source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 176         Those wonderful people at the MST3k Revival League and Damn Dirty Geeks have launched their first cross-stream production: "Shorts In A Bunch: Back To School", featuring Frank Conniff, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Dietz, Carolina Hidalgo, and a few Farkers source: soundcloud.com   |   share: 2         Brian Kilmeade goes full Dennis Miller, embarks on a rant defending Brett Kavanaugh's teenage sex crimes as his Fox & Friends co-hosts scurry to do damage control source: rawstory.com   |   share: 95   Tue September 25, 2018       Sweden's PM to step down after losing confidence vote. Will continue until new government can be formed, but only after they find that damn Allen Wrench that always goes missing source: apnews.com   |   share: 45         Goats climbing a near-vertical dam? Damn source: youtube.com   |   share: 6   Fri September 21, 2018       Bob Iger talks about Roseanne, James Gunn, and not releasing so many damn Star Wars movies source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 61         Duke Energy says dam breached at North Carolina plant and coal ash may be flowing into Cape Fear River. Duke sucks source: cnbc.com   |   share: 126   Thu September 20, 2018 (Some Guy)       As if the floods and wind damage didn't cause enough suffering, Denny's unveils Mobile Relief Diner to feed breakfasts to storm ravaged areas source: wpde.com   |   share: 10   Wed September 19, 2018       Former Jet Damien Woody says Giants QB Eli Manning is "toast". If *only* there were a memorable quote from "Die Hard" that reflected this assessment source: nypost.com   |   share: 26         Will Kavanaugh get punted? Will Donnie release terribly damning evidence of his treason? Will Mueller start rounding up treasonweasels? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump) source: politico.com   |   share: 72   (Some Guy)       New Comics (9/19): Wolverine is back. Bet you didn't see that coming. Also, Batman: Damned (not to be confused with the goddamn Batman) explores the murder of the Joker, a gritty Oliver Twist reboot, and the Suicide Squad tries to re-sink Atlantis source: outrightgeekery.com   |   share: 12         Sea World and its CEO fined over $5 million for not acknowledging that a faked documentary could do so much real damage source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 10   Tue September 18, 2018       Woman who took turmeric to prevent a stroke now has turmeric-related liver damage and autoimmune hepatitis. But no strokes. So suck it, science source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 27         Lies, damn lies, and pumpkin spice apologists source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 15         McConnell convenes meeting to discuss how to discredit Kavanaugh accuser without offending the dames source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 119         Good: Adam Driver is hosting Saturday Night Live's 44th season premiere. Bad: Kanye West will be the "musical" guest source: slashfilm.com   |   share: 36   Mon September 17, 2018       Man arrested at Delhi airport for attempting to smuggle over 1 kg of gold bars in his rectum. Damn near killed him? source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: 93         Mark Burnett, producer of The Apprentice, tried to choke a biatch at an Emmy party. Tom Arnold suing for damages source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 62   Fri September 14, 2018       International Space Station 'drill hole' mystery gets bigger after more 'deliberate' drill damage is discovered on spacecraft. Small gremlins now ruled out source: thesun.ie   |   share: 136         Don't just feed it to your food, cut out the middleman and add bacon bits and low-fat dressing. Grab your fork for the Fark Weird News Quiz, Aug 26-Sept. 1 Eat A Damn Salad Edition source: fark.com   |   share: 25   Wed September 12, 2018       Just how can religious fundamentalism hijack your brain? Here comes the science source: rawstory.com   |   share: 12         Citizens unhappy that their local "haunted" dam is destination for thrillseekers who wish to test their courage and cause trouble, solve problem by playing happy superhero music on loudspeaker when dam is approached by night source: the-japan-news.com   |   share: 26   Tue September 11, 2018       North Carolinians likely to have trouble, however, when the floodwater hits their hog farm waste lagoons source: npr.org   |   share: 78         Bad: Pregnant woman finds dead rat in her soup. Worse: She had taken a few sips before noticing. Fark: Restaurant apologizes for possibly damaging the fetus and offers to pay for her abortion source: scmp.com   |   share: 19         In this Twitter thread, Dilbert creator and unhinged nut job Scott Adams unleashes his beliefs upon an unsuspecting populous. Those beliefs? That Donald Trump will be the last human President of the United States. Then it gets weird source: twitter.com   |   share: 141   Mon September 10, 2018       That way to Cinicinn... Cinnicici... dammit... Cincinnati source: cincinnati.com   |   share: 63         Once again to prove to you that comedy has truly gone downhill, Adam Sandler really did make some of the funniest movies of the '90s source: unilad.co.uk   |   share: 61         Trump plans to declassify all the damning evidence against Carter Page today. Also some fellow at DOJ. It's an either Ohr situation source: axios.com   |   share: 89   Sun September 09, 2018       Dam, this is impressive, eh? source: thestar.com   |   share: 61         This is a really interesting article that explores the link between Facebook and violence. AND IF I SEE ANOTHER GOTDAMN BABY PHOTO POP UP ON MY FEED I'LL *smashes computer* source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 8   Sat September 08, 2018       Well, that's one way to send a Senator a hint. Damn source: thehill.com   |   share: 85         Ever wondered exactly how much you should be tipping your bartenders and baristas? Well here's a handy link and wait...we're supposed to tip baristas, too? Dammitalltohell maybe Mr. Pink was right all along source: greatist.com   |   share: 401         KIX officials admit Kansai airport was horribly unprepared for major typhoon, say electrical equipment stored in the basement was damaged by seawater, as was the airport's disaster response center, which was also situated in the basement source: asahi.com   |   share: 57   Fri September 07, 2018       The guy behind the Verizon acquisitions of AOL and Yahoo has decided he's done enough damage source: recode.net   |   share: 9         When comparing prices of everyday things from 30 years ago, damn source: deslide.clusterfake.net   |   share: 13   Thu September 06, 2018       Drones will be deployed to monitor Maryland dam removal, find that dam Sarah Connor source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: 12         It was the first fundamental constant we ever measured. Yet it's 2018, and we still don't know how strong the force of gravity is source: forbes.com   |   share: 50         The US has been destabilizing Nicaragua for over a century, and Nikki Haley says it would be a damn shame to stop now source: cnn.com   |   share: 18   Wed September 05, 2018       Senator Leahy learns the power of Twitter, starts document dumping everything damning he has on Kavanaugh source: twitter.com   |   share: 137         Kellyanne of Green Goebbels admits Bob Woodward is credible and says the book is "damaging" to the White House source: rawstory.com   |   share: 187   Tue September 04, 2018       British media characterize Trump plans as "damn weird". Rest of the world goes "No shiat, Sherlock" source: qz.com   |   share: 18         Fishermen to claim $837K in damages over dumping of fuel in lake by U.S. F-16. Would also like some compensation from American military for creating that giant iguana who ate their ancestors source: japantoday.com   |   share: 49         The highest point in Pennsylvania at about 3,000 feet. That is where the dam is. The dam that is leaking. Fail and Followup tags are being briefed by FEMA as of now source: wjactv.com   |   share: 107         First company that actually makes and sells products that average people can afford and actually use reaches a trillion damn dollars source: cnbc.com   |   share: 54   Sat September 01, 2018       After Trump said Lake Norman was the largest man-made lake in the world, the Charlotte Observer decided to fact-check him. Brutally source: newsobserver.com   |   share: 118         Mother of the Year candidate arrested for killing her two children had the damning "How to commit the perfect murder" Google search come up in her history source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 118         Who will win between the OSUs? Which of the games will be the biggest blowouts? Will the Auburn Tigers pounce the Washington Huskies? Will Notre Dame pound Michigan? All this and more when college football starts at 12:00 PM ET source: espn.com   |   share: 261   Fri August 31, 2018       Scientists declare that children should be kept in rear-facing car seats for as long as possible. *sigh* Look, last week you were saying to *not* leave them in the car. Make up your damn minds already source: www-m.cnn.com   |   share: 104   Tue August 28, 2018       A functioning Apple-1 computer is expected to sell for $300,000 in auction. Damn, even their historical hardware is more expensive source: geek.com   |   share: 17   Mon August 27, 2018       Mother hippo carries her calf across river in her mouth. Hope she's not a hungry, hungry...damn, beaten to the joke by the article headline source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 5         "No, no, Madame Prime Minister, they were saying, erm, BOO-resa. Yes, that's the ticket" (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk   |   share: 13   Sun August 26, 2018       Experts say two-day weekend could be damaging your health - we should get THREE days source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 83         For those who believe there is still time to undo the damage wreaked upon the country by President Cheeto McStubbyFingers, think again source: msn.com   |   share: 157         Colony of wild beavers inadvertently saves Devon valley with intricate system of dams that keep it flood-proof, preserve soil, and provide habitats for other species. Nice, beavers source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 37   Fri August 24, 2018       Kirstie Alley so wanted to marry John Travolta until she found out he was gayer than West Hollywood. It kinda put a damper on things. Sorry, I meant the mayor of West of Hollywood source: tmz.com   |   share: 21   Thu August 23, 2018       Scarlett Johansson, America's top-paid actress, still brings in less than 7 of the top-paid actors. No one entirely sure how Adam Sandler is still on that list source: standard.co.uk   |   share: 71   Wed August 22, 2018       Truck smashes into Dollar Tree. Damage estimated in the tens source: 5newsonline.com   |   share: 38         We are soooo doomed when the Earth's magnetic field flips again as it would cause trillions in damage source: news.com.au   |   share: 48   Tue August 21, 2018       Many years ago Adam Jones stayed with a host family while in the minors. Yesterday he played against that family's son in the majors source: espn.com   |   share: 13         In other news, Ndamukong Suh is still a jerk source: espn.com   |   share: 23   Mon August 20, 2018       Happy Birthday to Amy Adams who turns... 44?? Is she a vampire or something? source: imdb.com   |   share: 117         Hamster causes thousands of pounds worth of damage to woman's new car after going rogue. In other news, Richard Hammond really needs to find something better to do between series source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 39   Sun August 19, 2018       Surprising nobody, the people who received trillions of dollars from GOP tax cuts are returning millions of dollars to the GOP as a thank you. Damn but legal bribery sure is cheap source: nytimes.com   |   share: 54         Beavers responsible for keeping Canadians in their homes watching hockey source: montrealgazette.com   |   share: 29   Fri August 17, 2018       Roger Stone has a MILF fetish I guess, his Super PAC was paying off the Manhattan Madam's mom during the campaign. Why? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but Mueller is looking into it source: motherjones.com   |   share: 66   Thu August 16, 2018       Report: May-December romances don't survive when the 78-year-old girlfriend forgets to pay the damn DirecTV bill (with mugshot) source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: 35         "Donald Trump is not responsible for the eroding trust in the media. He lacks the credibility to pull that off. The damage to our standing is self-inflicted" source: detroitnews.com   |   share: 100         FEMA proposes paying fair market price for homes on flood prone land, but letting land owners rebuild on the same property. Costly and encouraging building on they same land where we want to stop development. What's not to like? source: nytimes.com   |   share: 49   Tue August 14, 2018       Oh cool, someone's putting together a new supergroup. Like Asia or King Crimson, maybe? (reads article). Sigh. More like Damn Yankees source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 40         Al Gore steps out of his Gulfstream V learjet, gets into his 12 mpg in the city Chevy Suburban and stops long enough to comment that Donald Trump is "not yet as damaging to the environment as I feared he would be" source: time.com   |   share: 143         Sam Smith tells Adam Lambert he doesn't like Michael Jackson. Stephanie Mills goes completely nuts. Hilarity ensues source: foxnews.com   |   share: 111   Mon August 13, 2018       You can now take a look at original Furby's source code after it was leaked online. Finally we can find out why they were so damn creepy source: thenextweb.com   |   share: 17   Sun August 12, 2018       Madame L'Angelle sends Tulip and Lora for some fresh souls to satisfy her needs, though it appears the Grail is along for the ride as well. Will Hitler spread some more cold cuts? Has Herr Starr finished with Jesse? Preacher, 10PM ET on AMC source: fansided.com   |   share: 8         HOW the hell did Omarosa record anyone in the f*cking Situation Room? It's a goddamn SCIF. Goddammit Kelly. You're an unsecure idiot source: variety.com   |   share: 333   Sat August 11, 2018       World's first vegan soccer club boasts a solar-powered mower and is the first-ever soccer team certified as carbon neutral. In addition, players are trained in environmentally-conscious flopping designed to limit damage to the grass source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 18         Listen, these people need to make the sand drier, so my stuff doesn't get damp. Also, the water in the ocean is not blue enough source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 52         Airport mechanic stole a plane from Seattle and threatened to "do a barrel roll" and "shoot the shiat." Dammit, Fox source: heavy.com   |   share: 259   Fri August 10, 2018       If you have high blood pressure, depriving yourself of the glorious deliciousness of salty foods is doing more stress damage than the salt would source: acsh.org   |   share: 10   Tue August 07, 2018       Jamal Adams bidding to become the next Joe Namath source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: 10         "Baby found in abandoned building weeks after dam collapse kills at least 31." No word how the baby managed to kill so many people source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 36   Mon August 06, 2018 (Some Guy)       Adam Levine goes on Twitter rant against MTV for failing to recognize Childish Gambino on this year's VMA Awards. When followers point out Gambino got 7 noms, Levine deletes tweets & posts how he still hates MTV source: power959.com   |   share: 21         The Manhattan Madam is going to appear before the Mueller Grand Jury this week. Tick tock Roger source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 49         Taylor Swift and Bryan Adams unite for 69 in public source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 109   Sun August 05, 2018       It seems that "gundamentalists" are the new hipsters source: yahoo.com   |   share: 76         PSA: When you're setting up to break a record for miniature dominoes make damn sure that there are no flies in the room source: dw.com   |   share: 11   (Some Guy)       Long-delayed report from the EPA finds ethanol is environmentally damaging. If only some government agency could have predicted this source: publicnewsservice.org   |   share: 63   Sat August 04, 2018       For the last time dammit, a hot dog is not a sandwich. Here's why ... for the last damn time source: nationalreview.com   |   share: 225         Damn. Sorry I meant DAM source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 48   Fri August 03, 2018       The "Manhattan Madam" who went to prison for supplying prostitutes to former NY Governor Elliot Spitzer, met with Mueller's team Wednesday. Apparently they wanted to talk to her about her relationship with Roger Stone source: cnn.com   |   share: 78   Thu August 02, 2018       Damn you, hookers & blow. Once TV's highest paid man, Charlie Sheen looks into income averaging as his net worth slides below 10 mil source: jezebel.com   |   share: 38         Woman: Damn, I forgot my password to pay my Utility bill. I'll just click "forgot password" and.... Utility Company: We have reset your password. Your temporary password is {n-bomb}. Woman (a longtime NAACP volunteer): The FARK it is! source: kiro7.com   |   share: 191         US 'crypto-anarchist' sees 3D-printed guns as fundamental right. Rest of world knows him as prolapsed jack-wagon AW source: phys.org   |   share: 139   Wed August 01, 2018       Adam Jones wants to stay a Baltimore Oriole source: espn.com   |   share: 10   (Some Guy)       The UK has employed secret beavers to help with their sploosh problems. Daaaaaaam source: animalactivistwatch.com   |   share: 7         Imagine the damage he could have done if he'd had a ring on source: deadspin.com   |   share: 21   Tue July 31, 2018       Donald Trump says he enjoys witnessing first hand the damage the press does to so many innocent and decent people source: twitter.com   |   share: 121         Shut up and get on the damn campaign bus, you mooks...our lives depend on it source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 86   Mon July 30, 2018       Photoshop these dam workers source: i.imgur.com   |   share: 20   (Some Guy)       Archeology porn: Pictures of every object unearthed during Amsterdam's new subway construction, sorted by age. Good news if you lost your buttplug in the city a couple of years ago: It has been found source: belowthesurface.amsterdam   |   share: 73         Carr Fire has left 6 dead and 40 thousand evacuating their homes. Goddamn Pintos source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 43   Sun July 29, 2018       Having accomplished her task, Tulip must now keep Madame L'Angelle safe in her current condition. Cassidy meets Les Enfants du Sang, who manage to outwit The Grail, whose plan to pretend Humperdoo the Messiah is failing. Preacher, 10PM ET on AMC source: fansided.com   |   share: 5         ♫ How lucky we am, living in a windmill in old Hamsterdam ♫ source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 32   Sat July 28, 2018       "How can I convince my child there are NO GODDAMNED MONSTERS HIDING IN THE BEDROOM? I might be a bit sleep deprived" source: slate.com   |   share: 67         It's only a matter of time before the Big One hits the Pacific Northwest and when it does all the flannel shirts, and all the Starbucks, and all the hipster glasses in the world can't do a damn thing to stop it source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 82   Fri July 27, 2018       Some people just found a previously unknown whale fossil in a goddamned landfill in California. They initially expressed dsappointment as they were looking for Atari E.T. cartridges source: ktla.com   |   share: 26   Thu July 26, 2018       Well THAT didn't take long. Nice job, Adam Schiff source: politicususa.com   |   share: 81   Wed July 25, 2018       You're farking goddamn right there'll be a farking Deadwood movie, motherfarker source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 58   Tue July 24, 2018       HOA strikes again, this time auctioning off ~$500k home for $30k right under the owner's nose. That'll teach her to bring in her damn trash cans within 12 hours source: ktnv.com   |   share: 239         Dam source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 33         Lioness 'interacts' with girl who brought Simba toy to exhibit. Probably wants to eat the kid for getting that damn song stuck in its head source: kfor.com   |   share: 32         Adam Schiff's favorite pastime is making Devin Nunes look like an asshole source: politicususa.com   |   share: 52   Mon July 23, 2018       Dennis Quaid says he once did cocaine on a daily basis. Fortunately for him, he never lost his ... DAMN source: pagesix.com   |   share: 83         Two *sitting* GOP Reps have come out and said they think Trump is a Russian asset. Do you hear the dam cracking, Donnie? source: npr.org   |   share: 91   Sun July 22, 2018       Damon Albarn promises a new "The Good, The Bad, & The Queen" album before year's end. WOO HOO source: nme.com   |   share: 14         Satan tasks The Saint of Killers to bring two damned souls back to Hell. Cassidy is sent packing from Angelville, only for The Grail to find him. Will Humperdoo be sold as the messiah? Will Jesse escape his funk? Preacher, 10 PM ET on AMC source: fansided.com   |   share: 22         Good news: All 13 passengers and crew survive plane crash with very minor injuries. Damn tragedy: Plane was the "Bluebonnet Belle," one of the last seven WWII C-47B's still in airworthy condition source: cnn.com   |   share: 94         Richard Simmons files new lawsuit against private eye, resulting in criminal charges for illegally planting GPS tracking device on housekeeper's car. Someone should be sweatin' to the damages source: tmz.com   |   share: 14   Fri July 20, 2018       Manhattan Madam subpeona'd by Mueller. This just really isn't your day, is it, Donnie? (possible NSFW images on page) source: tmz.com   |   share: 108   Thu July 19, 2018       Madame Gao refuses to sign for package in Berlin source: thelocal.de   |   share: 22         Researcher of dangerous right-wing religious fundamentalism proves that Putin's close ties to National Prayer Breakfast organizers are solid source: vox.com   |   share: 66         Donnie Half-Scoop shows up to make an endorsement in Florida's gubernatorial race, and he picked Ron DeSantis, not Adam Putnam, making things even worse in a state that doesn't need it source: politico.com   |   share: 34   Wed July 18, 2018       Trump's just modeling himself after his favorite President, his rotundity, John Adams. He too was thin-skinned, tried to deport his enemies, and colluded with a foreign enemy power source: salon.com   |   share: 28         New Comics (7/18): A jilted Batman eats ice cream in his chocolate-stained bat-tuxedo, Captain Marvel tries to de-confusify her origin story, Clankillers medieval Irish kids murdering everyone, and Adam West Batman meets Archie source: pastemagazine.com   |   share: 10         Richard Marx rules. Wait, Richard Marx? Damn, I hate this timeline source: twitter.com   |   share: 82   Mon July 16, 2018       The greatest Christmas movie of all time that recently turned 30 is not actually a Christmas movie, according to Bruce Wills. "It's a god damn Bruce Willis movie" source: junkee.com   |   share: 50   Sun July 15, 2018       Despite casting Adam Sandler, Hotel Transylvania 3 is #1 with $42 million, Ant-Man and the Wasp down to #2 with $28 million. Skyscraper disastrously debuts at #3 with $24 million as Incredibles 2 slips to #4 with $14 million, Sicario 2 thudding to #8 source: deadline.com   |   share: 102   Sat July 14, 2018       Former IRA member condemns "reprehensible and cowardly" explosive attack against Gerry Adams source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 86         Experts are concerned that even in 'family mode,' having a sex robot in your home might be damaging to children. Well, duh. At the very least, confusing source: yahoo.com   |   share: 85         Red Robin chefs unveil Hop-Salt Fries, a menu item engineered to appeal to fans of Sam Adams Boston Lager and RR's bottomless fries. And fat guys source: brandeating.com   |   share: 11   Wed July 11, 2018       Former Secretary of State John Kerry's statement on Trump's comments at the start of the NATO summit roughly translates to, "Shut your damn mouth" source: realtalk910.iheart.com   |   share: 82   Tue July 10, 2018       It's still Boaty McBoatface to me, dammit source: bbc.com   |   share: 12   Mon July 09, 2018       One of the nation's most prominent Evangelical Christian leaders says that he thinks Jesus would approve of same-sex marriages: "I think Jesus would encourage any love affair if it was honest and sincere and was not damaging to anyone else" source: thehill.com   |   share: 76   Sun July 08, 2018       The rent is too damn high. The weather is too damn hot. And gentrification is getting too damn worse source: motherjones.com   |   share: 52         Jesse attempts to come through on his deal with his grandmother, though losing Genesis proves a wrinkle. Tulip and Cassidy try to determine a way to escape Angelville as Herr Starr plots his next move. God damn it all. Preacher, 10PM ET on AMC source: fansided.com   |   share: 19         HBO's next must-watch series is here as the adaptation of Sharp Objects arrives, with Amy Adams and Patricia Clarkson leading the cast. In the opener, a reporter returns home to St. Louis and winds up enthralled in a murder mystery. 8PM ET on HBO source: vulture.com   |   share: 46         In another episode of "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes," ID Adam learns that actions have...consequences source: thehill.com   |   share: 47   Sat July 07, 2018       Opening a can of Red Bull inside the cockpit of a military spy plane can cause about $7,000 per ounce in damage source: taskandpurpose.com   |   share: 64   Fri July 06, 2018       Having been saved from the apocalypse from the head of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, small town in Colorado tries to rehab its image with beer source: latimes.com   |   share: 41         At this rate we're rapidly running out of cute hashtag names. How about #AssholeAdam source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 143         "Ugh, it's rough taking these 9-11 calls...at least I take satisfaction in the fact I'm saving lives. *BEEP* Hello, 9-11, what is your emergency?" "My burger's cold." "GODDAMMIT SO MUCH" source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 27   Thu July 05, 2018       Scientists believe a toddler 3 million years ago could walk upright, climb trees, somehow get fingerpaint on the goddamn ceiling source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 19   Mon July 02, 2018       New study finds that higher consumption of coffee leads to lower risk of death. If true, Farkers should be damn near immortal source: npr.org   |   share: 53         Today's fark ready headline; Goddamn, John Tortorella is PISSED source: deadspin.com   |   share: 19   Sun July 01, 2018       Why can't some people just stop talking at concerts and listen to the damn music? source: salon.com   |   share: 48         Damn you, Google Translate - Korean edition source: kpopkfans.blogspot.com   |   share: 24   Fri June 29, 2018       Obama shows that he fundamentally understands what makes Trump tick: "I told Trump to just rename Obamacare and take credit for it" source: cnn.com   |   share: 85         Cast of Breaking Bad to reunite at San Diego Comic-Con for show's 10th anniversary. Even the cardboard put-upon wife character? You're damn right source: ew.com   |   share: 61         The people in my book group are always picking the damndest, stupidest books imaginable. It's MY turn in two months. I'm contemplating the book linked here. Share your suggestions source: amazon.com   |   share: 47   Wed June 27, 2018       Along with their horrible ruling on unions the swing vote Supreme Court Justice decides in the middle of a contentious midterm election season to retire. Goddamnit. Your MSNBC thread may start at 8 p.m. ET, but heavy drinking starts now source: msnbc.com   |   share: 1082         How do you keep your cat cool in the summer? One suspiciously catlike-typed answer: "Treat your cat like the royalty they are this summer with a bowl of ice water and a luxurious stroking session with a damp, cool cloth" source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 39   (Some Guy)       Don't tell me how much I'm saving... TELL ME HOW MUCH THE DAMNED CAR COSTS. No other product is sold like this. You don't pick up a bunch of bananas with the sign "thirty percent off suggested retail price". Who EVEN SUGGESTED the retail price??? source: morepotatoes.com   |   share: 52   Tue June 26, 2018       Mueller: Damn the derpedos. Full steam ahead. We'll be in Washington by Labor Day source: bloomberg.com   |   share: 113   Mon June 25, 2018       Scientists show the damage a single feral cat can do, by displaying all the animals the cat ate in a single day. Remorseless Killing Machine doesn't even begin to describe it. (NSFL - Free cat picture) source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 164

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