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Tue October 23, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Serial bomb threat caller plaguing Washington State. Seriously, guys, just give him some damn Cocoa Puffs before he hurts someone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kemp: Damn these people thinking they can vote. If they exercise their constitutional right to vote, why I may not be governor
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Sat October 20, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Donald Trump's supporters believe every damn lie he tells
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Fri October 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That damned feeling you get when you realize you've been praying in the wrong direction for 37 years
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Wed October 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Latent power of basking sharks revealed by exceptional breaching events." Damn, that even sounds cool
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Damn, I hope I look as good as Jamie Lee Curtis does at 60
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. *measles epidemic*. Goddammit
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves for 1000 year acting careers by Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, and Gilbert Gottfried
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
MIT AI detects cancer in your breasts as well as a radiologist. Still unable to answer why the damn things are two different sizes
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We look at Manhattan's shuttered storefronts and realize the rent is too damn high
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Eight yards? That's all we passed for, eight goddamn yards?
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Tue October 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Haley slams China over 'internment of civilians'. Damn straight. That kind of treatment should only be reserved for non-civilians of the wrong color
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Ever got a bogus "missed delivery" notice from a shipping company when you know damn well you were home? Now you can take your revenge
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Mon October 15, 2018
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Air Force: Hurricane damage to Tyndall F-22s 'less than we feared,' but unknown how many will fly again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pretty much the only house left standing undamaged along the shoreline in Mexico Beach, FL is the one that the owners said "hey, we're building this on a beachfront in Florida, let's build it to withstand the strongest hurricane imaginable"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Trump says "rogue killers" may be behind Khashoggi murder. Well, if they're rogues, you wouldn't expect them to give up backstab damage and be in the front, now would you?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Must be some damn good beer
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Some people can only dream of living on a houseboat in Amsterdam, but that's the reality for dozens of feral and abandoned cats in the city. Come visit De Poezenboot on Caturday
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Thu October 11, 2018
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Since 1993 a brewery in Davenport has offered free beer whenever the river floods to thank volunteers who help keep it safe from floodwaters
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Wed October 10, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Dammit moonmoon
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Master Terafan Greydragon rolls critical miss, inflicts lance damage on self, doubled for mounted charge
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(UPI)
 
 
 
FTA: "We don't know anybody who knows a llama personally and definitely no one who gave us blank pictures of a llama as a wedding invitation." Damn llamas, man. They're always at the center of mail-theft rings
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Dammit Nora (CW 8ET). Later, on Black Lightning, while the Pierce clan survived Tobias's attack they are not out of the woods yet. Jefferson fights to keep Garfield open, while Jennifer and Annisa attempt to give back. (CW 9ET)
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Mon October 08, 2018
(TSN)
 
 
 
TIED Dammit.TIED Dammit.TIED Dammit. TIED DAMMIT
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Man wearing a court ordered ankle monitor records a video showing how to take it off, without damage or triggering an alert, then posted it to Facebook. Mugshot in the article & link to the video for "educational" purposes only
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Sun October 07, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Amidst all the drama, anger, turmoil and overall dysfunction of the current administration, is it possible that Trump did something right this past week? (clicks link) Well, I'll be damned...he did. He really did. How about that?
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Sat October 06, 2018
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin's Trump return? Will Matt Damon be back? Will we get more of Kate McKinnon portraying men in the Trump administration? Awkwafina [no, that's her name] hosts and the musical guest is whoever Travis Scott is. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you want Blur to reunite, you better begin a global petition, otherwise Damon Albarn says you're right out of luck
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 6 in college football brings us the Red River shootout with Texas vs Oklahoma. Alabama takes on Arkansas, Notre Dame goes up again Vermont and Wisconsin tries to keep Nebraska winless. These games and many more starting at Noon ET
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Fri October 05, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
2018 Apple MacBook Pro will be bricked if you repair damaged components yourself and then fail to run Apple's proprietary diagnostic software, only available at Apple Stores or Apple service facilities. For AAPL shareholders, that's insanely great
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Thu October 04, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has learned not a goddamn thing
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Damon Wayans announces he's getting too old for this shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Hurricane prompts flood warnings and evacuations. Fark: In Arizona
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Wed October 03, 2018
(Me TV)
 
 
 
An Adam West prank worthy of Frank Gorshin or Cesar Romero
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey Wisconsin - if you wouldn't drink so damn much, you wouldn't have to google "light colored poop" all the time. Hey Utah - start practicing birth control with your 8 wives. Hey Maine - you seem to have AIDS
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're going to meet another man on the Adam2Adam app, make sure it's in a private location. Not on one of the biggest college campuses in the state. Especially if you're a dean of students
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Trump's wife's attorney warns that the NYT allegations expose it to "substantial liability and damages for defamation"
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Matt Damon was asked a little past midnight Saturday morning and arrived in New York around 4:00pm for rehearsals. Which means he had less than eight hours to prepare for his appearance as Judge Brett Kavanaugh on Saturday Night Live
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Tue October 02, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sometimes a game is just too damn long for its own good
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham calls NBC a "co-conspirator in the destruction of Kavanaugh," and it doesn't have anything to do with Matt Damon
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Damn the Torpedoes. It's been a year since Tom Petty passed away. Tell Fark your story. I mean, if you're within a certain age range something memorable happened with TP as the sound track
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
...I...something about Ford hypnotizing herself, creating a false memory of rape, and...and... f*ck it all goddammit
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Sun September 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adam Vinatieri is now the king of field goals in the NFL
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Kanye 2020. It's real to him, dammit
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
No. Yes. Wait...no. I MEAN YES GODDAMMIT I DON'T KNOW
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Sat September 29, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Will Adam Driver return as Kylo Ren for another Undercover Boss? Will Alec Baldwin somehow make the Brett Kavanaugh nightmare funny? How will Beck Bennett fit into this season? Seriously, Kanye West? SNL season premiere, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Wed September 26, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The dam breaks: Senate Judiciary investigating a FOURTH allegation of Kavanaugh's physical assault from 1998
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(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
Those wonderful people at the MST3k Revival League and Damn Dirty Geeks have launched their first cross-stream production: "Shorts In A Bunch: Back To School", featuring Frank Conniff, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Dietz, Carolina Hidalgo, and a few Farkers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade goes full Dennis Miller, embarks on a rant defending Brett Kavanaugh's teenage sex crimes as his Fox & Friends co-hosts scurry to do damage control
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Tue September 25, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Sweden's PM to step down after losing confidence vote. Will continue until new government can be formed, but only after they find that damn Allen Wrench that always goes missing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Goats climbing a near-vertical dam? Damn
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Fri September 21, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bob Iger talks about Roseanne, James Gunn, and not releasing so many damn Star Wars movies
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Duke Energy says dam breached at North Carolina plant and coal ash may be flowing into Cape Fear River. Duke sucks
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Thu September 20, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if the floods and wind damage didn't cause enough suffering, Denny's unveils Mobile Relief Diner to feed breakfasts to storm ravaged areas
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Wed September 19, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Jet Damien Woody says Giants QB Eli Manning is "toast". If *only* there were a memorable quote from "Die Hard" that reflected this assessment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Kavanaugh get punted? Will Donnie release terribly damning evidence of his treason? Will Mueller start rounding up treasonweasels? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (9/19): Wolverine is back. Bet you didn't see that coming. Also, Batman: Damned (not to be confused with the goddamn Batman) explores the murder of the Joker, a gritty Oliver Twist reboot, and the Suicide Squad tries to re-sink Atlantis
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Sea World and its CEO fined over $5 million for not acknowledging that a faked documentary could do so much real damage
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who took turmeric to prevent a stroke now has turmeric-related liver damage and autoimmune hepatitis. But no strokes. So suck it, science
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lies, damn lies, and pumpkin spice apologists
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McConnell convenes meeting to discuss how to discredit Kavanaugh accuser without offending the dames
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Good: Adam Driver is hosting Saturday Night Live's 44th season premiere. Bad: Kanye West will be the "musical" guest
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Mon September 17, 2018
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested at Delhi airport for attempting to smuggle over 1 kg of gold bars in his rectum. Damn near killed him?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mark Burnett, producer of The Apprentice, tried to choke a biatch at an Emmy party. Tom Arnold suing for damages
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Fri September 14, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
International Space Station 'drill hole' mystery gets bigger after more 'deliberate' drill damage is discovered on spacecraft. Small gremlins now ruled out
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Don't just feed it to your food, cut out the middleman and add bacon bits and low-fat dressing. Grab your fork for the Fark Weird News Quiz, Aug 26-Sept. 1 Eat A Damn Salad Edition
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Wed September 12, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just how can religious fundamentalism hijack your brain? Here comes the science
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Citizens unhappy that their local "haunted" dam is destination for thrillseekers who wish to test their courage and cause trouble, solve problem by playing happy superhero music on loudspeaker when dam is approached by night
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Tue September 11, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
North Carolinians likely to have trouble, however, when the floodwater hits their hog farm waste lagoons
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Bad: Pregnant woman finds dead rat in her soup. Worse: She had taken a few sips before noticing. Fark: Restaurant apologizes for possibly damaging the fetus and offers to pay for her abortion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In this Twitter thread, Dilbert creator and unhinged nut job Scott Adams unleashes his beliefs upon an unsuspecting populous. Those beliefs? That Donald Trump will be the last human President of the United States. Then it gets weird
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
That way to Cinicinn... Cinnicici... dammit... Cincinnati
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Once again to prove to you that comedy has truly gone downhill, Adam Sandler really did make some of the funniest movies of the '90s
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump plans to declassify all the damning evidence against Carter Page today. Also some fellow at DOJ. It's an either Ohr situation
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Sun September 09, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dam, this is impressive, eh?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This is a really interesting article that explores the link between Facebook and violence. AND IF I SEE ANOTHER GOTDAMN BABY PHOTO POP UP ON MY FEED I'LL *smashes computer*
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Sat September 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to send a Senator a hint. Damn
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(Greatist)
 
 
 
Ever wondered exactly how much you should be tipping your bartenders and baristas? Well here's a handy link and wait...we're supposed to tip baristas, too? Dammitalltohell maybe Mr. Pink was right all along
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
KIX officials admit Kansai airport was horribly unprepared for major typhoon, say electrical equipment stored in the basement was damaged by seawater, as was the airport's disaster response center, which was also situated in the basement
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Fri September 07, 2018
(Re/code)
 
 
 
The guy behind the Verizon acquisitions of AOL and Yahoo has decided he's done enough damage
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
When comparing prices of everyday things from 30 years ago, damn
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Drones will be deployed to monitor Maryland dam removal, find that dam Sarah Connor
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
It was the first fundamental constant we ever measured. Yet it's 2018, and we still don't know how strong the force of gravity is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The US has been destabilizing Nicaragua for over a century, and Nikki Haley says it would be a damn shame to stop now
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Wed September 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Leahy learns the power of Twitter, starts document dumping everything damning he has on Kavanaugh
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels admits Bob Woodward is credible and says the book is "damaging" to the White House
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Tue September 04, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
British media characterize Trump plans as "damn weird". Rest of the world goes "No shiat, Sherlock"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fishermen to claim $837K in damages over dumping of fuel in lake by U.S. F-16. Would also like some compensation from American military for creating that giant iguana who ate their ancestors
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
The highest point in Pennsylvania at about 3,000 feet. That is where the dam is. The dam that is leaking. Fail and Followup tags are being briefed by FEMA as of now
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
First company that actually makes and sells products that average people can afford and actually use reaches a trillion damn dollars
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Sat September 01, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
After Trump said Lake Norman was the largest man-made lake in the world, the Charlotte Observer decided to fact-check him. Brutally
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate arrested for killing her two children had the damning "How to commit the perfect murder" Google search come up in her history
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will win between the OSUs? Which of the games will be the biggest blowouts? Will the Auburn Tigers pounce the Washington Huskies? Will Notre Dame pound Michigan? All this and more when college football starts at 12:00 PM ET
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Fri August 31, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists declare that children should be kept in rear-facing car seats for as long as possible. *sigh* Look, last week you were saying to *not* leave them in the car. Make up your damn minds already
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Tue August 28, 2018
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
A functioning Apple-1 computer is expected to sell for $300,000 in auction. Damn, even their historical hardware is more expensive
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Mon August 27, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother hippo carries her calf across river in her mouth. Hope she's not a hungry, hungry...damn, beaten to the joke by the article headline
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"No, no, Madame Prime Minister, they were saying, erm, BOO-resa. Yes, that's the ticket" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 26, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Experts say two-day weekend could be damaging your health - we should get THREE days
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For those who believe there is still time to undo the damage wreaked upon the country by President Cheeto McStubbyFingers, think again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Colony of wild beavers inadvertently saves Devon valley with intricate system of dams that keep it flood-proof, preserve soil, and provide habitats for other species. Nice, beavers
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Fri August 24, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley so wanted to marry John Travolta until she found out he was gayer than West Hollywood. It kinda put a damper on things. Sorry, I meant the mayor of West of Hollywood
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Thu August 23, 2018
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson, America's top-paid actress, still brings in less than 7 of the top-paid actors. No one entirely sure how Adam Sandler is still on that list
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Wed August 22, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Truck smashes into Dollar Tree. Damage estimated in the tens
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
We are soooo doomed when the Earth's magnetic field flips again as it would cause trillions in damage
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Tue August 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Many years ago Adam Jones stayed with a host family while in the minors. Yesterday he played against that family's son in the majors
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In other news, Ndamukong Suh is still a jerk
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Mon August 20, 2018
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Amy Adams who turns... 44?? Is she a vampire or something?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hamster causes thousands of pounds worth of damage to woman's new car after going rogue. In other news, Richard Hammond really needs to find something better to do between series
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Sun August 19, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Surprising nobody, the people who received trillions of dollars from GOP tax cuts are returning millions of dollars to the GOP as a thank you. Damn but legal bribery sure is cheap
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Beavers responsible for keeping Canadians in their homes watching hockey
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Fri August 17, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Roger Stone has a MILF fetish I guess, his Super PAC was paying off the Manhattan Madam's mom during the campaign. Why? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but Mueller is looking into it
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Thu August 16, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Report: May-December romances don't survive when the 78-year-old girlfriend forgets to pay the damn DirecTV bill (with mugshot)
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is not responsible for the eroding trust in the media. He lacks the credibility to pull that off. The damage to our standing is self-inflicted"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
FEMA proposes paying fair market price for homes on flood prone land, but letting land owners rebuild on the same property. Costly and encouraging building on they same land where we want to stop development. What's not to like?
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Tue August 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh cool, someone's putting together a new supergroup. Like Asia or King Crimson, maybe? (reads article). Sigh. More like Damn Yankees
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(Time)
 
 
 
Al Gore steps out of his Gulfstream V learjet, gets into his 12 mpg in the city Chevy Suburban and stops long enough to comment that Donald Trump is "not yet as damaging to the environment as I feared he would be"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sam Smith tells Adam Lambert he doesn't like Michael Jackson. Stephanie Mills goes completely nuts. Hilarity ensues
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Mon August 13, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
You can now take a look at original Furby's source code after it was leaked online. Finally we can find out why they were so damn creepy
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Sun August 12, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madame L'Angelle sends Tulip and Lora for some fresh souls to satisfy her needs, though it appears the Grail is along for the ride as well. Will Hitler spread some more cold cuts? Has Herr Starr finished with Jesse? Preacher, 10PM ET on AMC
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(Variety)
 
 
 
HOW the hell did Omarosa record anyone in the f*cking Situation Room? It's a goddamn SCIF. Goddammit Kelly. You're an unsecure idiot
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Sat August 11, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
World's first vegan soccer club boasts a solar-powered mower and is the first-ever soccer team certified as carbon neutral. In addition, players are trained in environmentally-conscious flopping designed to limit damage to the grass
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Listen, these people need to make the sand drier, so my stuff doesn't get damp. Also, the water in the ocean is not blue enough
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Airport mechanic stole a plane from Seattle and threatened to "do a barrel roll" and "shoot the shiat." Dammit, Fox
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Fri August 10, 2018
(ACSH)
 
 
 
If you have high blood pressure, depriving yourself of the glorious deliciousness of salty foods is doing more stress damage than the salt would
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Tue August 07, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jamal Adams bidding to become the next Joe Namath
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Baby found in abandoned building weeks after dam collapse kills at least 31." No word how the baby managed to kill so many people
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Mon August 06, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam Levine goes on Twitter rant against MTV for failing to recognize Childish Gambino on this year's VMA Awards. When followers point out Gambino got 7 noms, Levine deletes tweets & posts how he still hates MTV
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Manhattan Madam is going to appear before the Mueller Grand Jury this week. Tick tock Roger
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift and Bryan Adams unite for 69 in public
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Sun August 05, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It seems that "gundamentalists" are the new hipsters
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(DW)
 
 
 
PSA: When you're setting up to break a record for miniature dominoes make damn sure that there are no flies in the room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long-delayed report from the EPA finds ethanol is environmentally damaging. If only some government agency could have predicted this
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Sat August 04, 2018
(National Review)
 
 
 
For the last time dammit, a hot dog is not a sandwich. Here's why ... for the last damn time
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Damn. Sorry I meant DAM
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Fri August 03, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The "Manhattan Madam" who went to prison for supplying prostitutes to former NY Governor Elliot Spitzer, met with Mueller's team Wednesday. Apparently they wanted to talk to her about her relationship with Roger Stone
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Thu August 02, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Damn you, hookers & blow. Once TV's highest paid man, Charlie Sheen looks into income averaging as his net worth slides below 10 mil
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman: Damn, I forgot my password to pay my Utility bill. I'll just click "forgot password" and.... Utility Company: We have reset your password. Your temporary password is {n-bomb}. Woman (a longtime NAACP volunteer): The FARK it is!
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
US 'crypto-anarchist' sees 3D-printed guns as fundamental right. Rest of world knows him as prolapsed jack-wagon AW
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Wed August 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adam Jones wants to stay a Baltimore Oriole
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The UK has employed secret beavers to help with their sploosh problems. Daaaaaaam
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Imagine the damage he could have done if he'd had a ring on
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Tue July 31, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he enjoys witnessing first hand the damage the press does to so many innocent and decent people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Shut up and get on the damn campaign bus, you mooks...our lives depend on it
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Mon July 30, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these dam workers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archeology porn: Pictures of every object unearthed during Amsterdam's new subway construction, sorted by age. Good news if you lost your buttplug in the city a couple of years ago: It has been found
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Carr Fire has left 6 dead and 40 thousand evacuating their homes. Goddamn Pintos
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Sun July 29, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Having accomplished her task, Tulip must now keep Madame L'Angelle safe in her current condition. Cassidy meets Les Enfants du Sang, who manage to outwit The Grail, whose plan to pretend Humperdoo the Messiah is failing. Preacher, 10PM ET on AMC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ How lucky we am, living in a windmill in old Hamsterdam ♫
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Sat July 28, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I convince my child there are NO GODDAMNED MONSTERS HIDING IN THE BEDROOM? I might be a bit sleep deprived"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before the Big One hits the Pacific Northwest and when it does all the flannel shirts, and all the Starbucks, and all the hipster glasses in the world can't do a damn thing to stop it
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Fri July 27, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some people just found a previously unknown whale fossil in a goddamned landfill in California. They initially expressed dsappointment as they were looking for Atari E.T. cartridges
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Thu July 26, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Well THAT didn't take long. Nice job, Adam Schiff
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Wed July 25, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You're farking goddamn right there'll be a farking Deadwood movie, motherfarker
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Tue July 24, 2018
(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
HOA strikes again, this time auctioning off ~$500k home for $30k right under the owner's nose. That'll teach her to bring in her damn trash cans within 12 hours
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Dam
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Lioness 'interacts' with girl who brought Simba toy to exhibit. Probably wants to eat the kid for getting that damn song stuck in its head
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff's favorite pastime is making Devin Nunes look like an asshole
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Mon July 23, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Dennis Quaid says he once did cocaine on a daily basis. Fortunately for him, he never lost his ... DAMN
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Two *sitting* GOP Reps have come out and said they think Trump is a Russian asset. Do you hear the dam cracking, Donnie?
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Sun July 22, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Damon Albarn promises a new "The Good, The Bad, & The Queen" album before year's end. WOO HOO
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Satan tasks The Saint of Killers to bring two damned souls back to Hell. Cassidy is sent packing from Angelville, only for The Grail to find him. Will Humperdoo be sold as the messiah? Will Jesse escape his funk? Preacher, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: All 13 passengers and crew survive plane crash with very minor injuries. Damn tragedy: Plane was the "Bluebonnet Belle," one of the last seven WWII C-47B's still in airworthy condition
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons files new lawsuit against private eye, resulting in criminal charges for illegally planting GPS tracking device on housekeeper's car. Someone should be sweatin' to the damages
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Fri July 20, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Manhattan Madam subpeona'd by Mueller. This just really isn't your day, is it, Donnie? (possible NSFW images on page)
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Thu July 19, 2018
(The Local)
 
 
 
Madame Gao refuses to sign for package in Berlin
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Researcher of dangerous right-wing religious fundamentalism proves that Putin's close ties to National Prayer Breakfast organizers are solid
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donnie Half-Scoop shows up to make an endorsement in Florida's gubernatorial race, and he picked Ron DeSantis, not Adam Putnam, making things even worse in a state that doesn't need it
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's just modeling himself after his favorite President, his rotundity, John Adams. He too was thin-skinned, tried to deport his enemies, and colluded with a foreign enemy power
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (7/18): A jilted Batman eats ice cream in his chocolate-stained bat-tuxedo, Captain Marvel tries to de-confusify her origin story, Clankillers medieval Irish kids murdering everyone, and Adam West Batman meets Archie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Richard Marx rules. Wait, Richard Marx? Damn, I hate this timeline
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Junkee)
 
 
 
The greatest Christmas movie of all time that recently turned 30 is not actually a Christmas movie, according to Bruce Wills. "It's a god damn Bruce Willis movie"
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Despite casting Adam Sandler, Hotel Transylvania 3 is #1 with $42 million, Ant-Man and the Wasp down to #2 with $28 million. Skyscraper disastrously debuts at #3 with $24 million as Incredibles 2 slips to #4 with $14 million, Sicario 2 thudding to #8
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Sat July 14, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Former IRA member condemns "reprehensible and cowardly" explosive attack against Gerry Adams
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts are concerned that even in 'family mode,' having a sex robot in your home might be damaging to children. Well, duh. At the very least, confusing
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Red Robin chefs unveil Hop-Salt Fries, a menu item engineered to appeal to fans of Sam Adams Boston Lager and RR's bottomless fries. And fat guys
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Wed July 11, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of State John Kerry's statement on Trump's comments at the start of the NATO summit roughly translates to, "Shut your damn mouth"
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Tue July 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's still Boaty McBoatface to me, dammit
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of the nation's most prominent Evangelical Christian leaders says that he thinks Jesus would approve of same-sex marriages: "I think Jesus would encourage any love affair if it was honest and sincere and was not damaging to anyone else"
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The rent is too damn high. The weather is too damn hot. And gentrification is getting too damn worse
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jesse attempts to come through on his deal with his grandmother, though losing Genesis proves a wrinkle. Tulip and Cassidy try to determine a way to escape Angelville as Herr Starr plots his next move. God damn it all. Preacher, 10PM ET on AMC
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
HBO's next must-watch series is here as the adaptation of Sharp Objects arrives, with Amy Adams and Patricia Clarkson leading the cast. In the opener, a reporter returns home to St. Louis and winds up enthralled in a murder mystery. 8PM ET on HBO
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In another episode of "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes," ID Adam learns that actions have...consequences
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Opening a can of Red Bull inside the cockpit of a military spy plane can cause about $7,000 per ounce in damage
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Fri July 06, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Having been saved from the apocalypse from the head of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, small town in Colorado tries to rehab its image with beer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At this rate we're rapidly running out of cute hashtag names. How about #AssholeAdam
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Ugh, it's rough taking these 9-11 calls...at least I take satisfaction in the fact I'm saving lives. *BEEP* Hello, 9-11, what is your emergency?" "My burger's cold." "GODDAMMIT SO MUCH"
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists believe a toddler 3 million years ago could walk upright, climb trees, somehow get fingerpaint on the goddamn ceiling
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Mon July 02, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that higher consumption of coffee leads to lower risk of death. If true, Farkers should be damn near immortal
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today's fark ready headline; Goddamn, John Tortorella is PISSED
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Why can't some people just stop talking at concerts and listen to the damn music?
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Damn you, Google Translate - Korean edition
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Fri June 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama shows that he fundamentally understands what makes Trump tick: "I told Trump to just rename Obamacare and take credit for it"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cast of Breaking Bad to reunite at San Diego Comic-Con for show's 10th anniversary. Even the cardboard put-upon wife character? You're damn right
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
The people in my book group are always picking the damndest, stupidest books imaginable. It's MY turn in two months. I'm contemplating the book linked here. Share your suggestions
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Wed June 27, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Along with their horrible ruling on unions the swing vote Supreme Court Justice decides in the middle of a contentious midterm election season to retire. Goddamnit. Your MSNBC thread may start at 8 p.m. ET, but heavy drinking starts now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How do you keep your cat cool in the summer? One suspiciously catlike-typed answer: "Treat your cat like the royalty they are this summer with a bowl of ice water and a luxurious stroking session with a damp, cool cloth"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't tell me how much I'm saving... TELL ME HOW MUCH THE DAMNED CAR COSTS. No other product is sold like this. You don't pick up a bunch of bananas with the sign "thirty percent off suggested retail price". Who EVEN SUGGESTED the retail price???
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller: Damn the derpedos. Full steam ahead. We'll be in Washington by Labor Day
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists show the damage a single feral cat can do, by displaying all the animals the cat ate in a single day. Remorseless Killing Machine doesn't even begin to describe it. (NSFL - Free cat picture)
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