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Thu January 28, 2021       Dammit, where is that tag? No, not that one. No. No. Oh, there it is. And ... fark it source: axios.com   |   share: 33   Wed January 27, 2021       Bulletproof 911. It may not be a Batmobile, but it's pretty damn close source: thedrive.com   |   share: 7   Tue January 26, 2021       Headline: Air purifiers may do more harm than good in confined spaces. Reality: Open your damn window, Mr Stinkypants source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 14         Pompeii's museum is reopening after bomb and earthquake damage closed it for decades. They even have a Dionysus display that is . . . unsettling source: phys.org   |   share: 12         Tornado hits Alabama and the picture this guy posted of his damage will make you wince source: twitter.com   |   share: 95         Live-action "Notre Dame Fighting Irish" character Conor McGregor complains about "disrespectful comments" after knock-out loss source: heavy.com   |   share: 11   Mon January 25, 2021       In nationwide robotics contest to design robot that can help decommission damaged nuclear power plants, Fukushima College wins easily. I wonder what's in the water source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: 3         Putin claims pro-Navalny protests 'counterproductive, dangerous,' possibly as they won't change his mind, and some protesters might damage his tanks by getting their teeth stuck in the treads source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 52         Amsterdam embracing radical new economic theory to help save the environment: Doughnut Theory. Is there anything they can't do? source: time.com   |   share: 9   Sun January 24, 2021       Alleged Chinese-Canadian drug kingpin arrested in Amsterdam, thought to oversee the largest methamphetamine cartel in the world. As in, up to $18 billion in annual revenue source: cnn.com   |   share: 45   Sat January 23, 2021       A Quiet Place II: TALK QUIETER GODDAMMIT is pushed back again source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 24   Fri January 22, 2021       "Come on, man. Get the people their damn money. Give me a break" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 75         Meet the Kansas National Guardsman who wound up having to smoke cigars every day with Saddam Hussein during his trial source: fox4kc.com   |   share: 29         If your social media user name is "Madame D" and your group is called ""The Prostate Queens," you might be running a brothel in a glamorous country club home source: news4jax.com   |   share: 36   Thu January 21, 2021       The Hallway Scene from "The Mandalorian", synced to "Luke's Theme". Someone tell that damned Jedi to quit cutting onions with his lightsaber source: youtube.com   |   share: 58         Most Capitol Hill rioters are facing criminal charges and a potential lengthy prison terms. This Orthodox priest faces de-frocking, and potential eternal damnation source: thehill.com   |   share: 30   Wed January 20, 2021       Bright blissful baby beavers source: cheezburger.com   |   share: 3   Tue January 19, 2021       Today's "batshiat crazy lawsuit with no chance of winning" comes from two Texas lawyers who are seeking to permanently bar all current House members and Senators from public office for some damn reason source: twitter.com   |   share: 58   Mon January 18, 2021       This Brexit malarkey is going too far. The alienation from foreign governments & loss of face on the world stage I can handle. But now they're coming for our goddamn trampolines source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 69   Sun January 17, 2021       Adam Schiff wants to preserve law and order, says that Trump shouldn't be allowed to have any intelligence. Well, yes, that's always been Trump's main problem, so keeping it away from him isn't exactly an impossible mission source: politico.com   |   share: 62         *puff, puff* Imagine if this Cheeto moved in space without gravity, what kind of damage it would inflict... *puff, puff* source: futurism.com   |   share: 25   Fri January 15, 2021       Roman and Adam Pearce sign their match contract, Rey looks for retribution against King Corbin (wrong show, Rey) and Shinsuke faces "Main Event" Jey Uso. Meanwhile in Catering: "Who made Jey the head of our table?" Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX source: wwe.com   |   share: 61         "Dammit Bill, I told you you can't eat your hot wings in the lab...wait a second, that's odd" source: newscientist.com   |   share: 32   Thu January 14, 2021       "This is how Betty White plans to celebrate her 99th birthday in quarantine." If Betty White's spent 99 birthdays in quarantine, I'd say she can do it any damn way she wants source: missoulian.com   |   share: 9   Wed January 13, 2021 (Some Goody-Two-Shoes)       We all have 'that one' neighbor. But what do you do when you live in Pikeville, TN and your neighbor is Adam Ant? source: totally80s.com   |   share: 35   Tue January 12, 2021       I call this one 'FedEx shipping damage', a true masterpiece source: kottke.org   |   share: 25         Eye health charity... wait, hang on. EYE HEALTH CHARITY SAYS PEOPLE ARE DAMAGING THEIR EYES BY SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME STARING AT COMPUTER SCREENS DURING LOCKDOWN. I STRONGLY REFUTE THESE CLAMS source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 13   Mon January 11, 2021       US Supreme Court denies expedited consideration to lawsuits filed by Trump's campaign challenging election procedures. Unfortunately, unless trolls are felled by fire or acid damage they just regenerate and resume attacking in a few rounds source: cnbc.com   |   share: 10   Sat January 09, 2021       When you're finally allowed to travel to Amsterdam after the pandemic you'll have to get high on your own supply because the mayor doesn't like to share with foreigners source: dutchnews.nl   |   share: 119   Fri January 08, 2021       ♫ We're knights of the QAnon table, we've earned the "whacko" label ♫ We make up things 'bout kiddie porn rings; we're clinically unstable ♫ We gather here in Camelot, push our goddamn scam and sham a lot ♫ source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 55         Adam Schiff: By 👏 Any 👏 Means 👏 Necessary👏 source: twitter.com   |   share: 85         It's not The Final Countdown but damn close. Bonus: 1979 source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 14   Thu January 07, 2021       Cotton: damn these idiots making it impossible for me to blame Democrats for this sedition source: twitter.com   |   share: 53         Adam Kinzinger - Republican - calls for the 25th Amendment to be invoked source: twitter.com   |   share: 57   Wed January 06, 2021       Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Not you Marco, you goddam liar. The Expanse S5 E6 drops at 7 PM ET on Amazon Prime source: polygon.com   |   share: 21   Tue January 05, 2021       Turns out that COVID-19 can affect the blood brain barrier too, potentially leading to problems like dementia, and Alzheimer's disease later in life. Other than that, and the cardiac and pulmonary damage it can cause, it's exactly like the flu source: alz-journals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com   |   share: 30         Actual headline: What We Know About Voting in Georgia So Far. Fark headline: Nothing. We don't know a damn thing source: msn.com   |   share: 38         Green Bay visitors bureau calculates $150MM damage to economy caused by no fans at Packers games except front-line workers, who don't count because they're not loaded like out-of-towners who spend big on tickets, parking, gas, meat and beer source: fox11online.com   |   share: 17   Mon January 04, 2021       Hey McCarthy, for the record, that's 'Madame Speaker' to you, dipshiat source: twitter.com   |   share: 80   Sun January 03, 2021       Much of America: Police violence is out of control. Iowa Supreme Court: yeah but we should limit damages paid to victims in excessive force cases, can't be putative here source: apnews.com   |   share: 72   Fri January 01, 2021       That's not $30,000 worth of damage and I'm not paying, now let me call a friend and get the real cost source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 31         Thank farking Christ 2020 is over and the fat orange dude that caused the past 5 years of misery is about to get the boot. This is your first 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread for 2021. GODDAMN it feels good to say 2021 source: msnbc.com   |   share: 204         The first College Football Playoff is at 4:00 PM ET and it is Notre Dame and Alabama in the Rose Bowl Game presented by Capital One. Can the Irish find luck against the Tide? Or will 'Bama wash away Notre Dame? source: espn.com   |   share: 203         Take a look at Keith Richards' greeting for the new year and tell me he's not turning into Joe Biden: speaking intelligibly, no cloud of smoke, well-tailored. What has 2021 done with Keith, dammit? source: twitter.com   |   share: 31   Thu December 31, 2020       In a sport that prides itself in tradition, Notre Dame's big tradition is getting its ass kicked in games it doesn't belong in source: theringer.com   |   share: 25   Wed December 30, 2020       Ahead of the Patriots' game against the Jets, Bill Belichick praises Adam Gase's non-existent coaching ability source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 6         Trump sure loves helping those who damage America for the benefit of foreign powers source: npr.org   |   share: 23         Study finds that of more than 2 dozen student athletes who tested positive for COVID-19 at Ohio State University, 30% had cellular heart damage; 15% showed signs of heart inflammation caused by myocarditis source: fox2detroit.com   |   share: 23   Tue December 29, 2020       It's the weekly ESPN NFL Power Rankings - Week 17. Your favorite team is ranked too low and the entire NFC East is ranked too damn high - Madness both to the left and the right - and whar graf and things already?? source: espn.com   |   share: 37         Adam Schiff was NOT arrested over the Christmas weekend, no matter what your QAnon believing acquaintances posted on Facebook source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 72   Sat December 26, 2020       Hot damn, it was a bona fide Christmas miracle source: fox5ny.com   |   share: 28   Fri December 25, 2020       When you've lost Scott Adams source: twitter.com   |   share: 191   Thu December 24, 2020       New Loch Ness Monster 'sighting' snap by tourist has Subby wondering just when people will finally start believing in blurry pictures. This monster is REAL dammit source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 46   Wed December 23, 2020       Biden fights back at Twitter plans to reset @POTUS and @WhiteHouse accounts for some damn reason source: cnn.com   |   share: 40         Adam Sandler may not be funny or even a good actor, but he helped raise money for firefighters source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 43   Tue December 22, 2020       It's the Week 16 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - the usual meth-fueled 'analysis' to the left - WHAR THINGS?? and weekly asking of 'Why ESPN Rankings?" to the right - and yes, even with a jets win the NFC East is still ranked too damn high source: espn.com   |   share: 36   Mon December 21, 2020       Federal government employee sentenced for selling Allied bomb damage aerial photography to the Germans. WHAT YEAR IS IT source: wjla.com   |   share: 33         Japan sets record military budget over concerns of China's growing power, investing in stealth fighters, missiles, and possibly new Gundam variants source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 44   Sun December 20, 2020       Using the criteria of "what will make the highest TV revenue," the College Football playoff group has selected Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State, and Notre Dame source: espn.com   |   share: 86         The GOP can never recover from the damage Trump has done source: vox.com   |   share: 119   Fri December 18, 2020       Photshop this daring dame with daggers source: 64.media.tumblr.com   |   share: 21         Brian Kelly says Notre Dame will boycott CFP at the Rose Bowl if fans aren't allowed in to watch Alabama kick their ass source: espn.com   |   share: 54   Thu December 17, 2020       Biden is looking at two qualified candidates to undo the damage Cruella DeVos has done to education source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 49   Wed December 16, 2020       Today is National Barbie and Barney Backlash day, so grab that cat-o-nine-tails and teach that goddamn dinosaur a lesson source: nationaldaycalendar.com   |   share: 19   (Some Guy)       Ron Powlus commits to play QB for Notre Dame. This is not a repeat from 1994 source: onefootdown.com   |   share: 18   Mon December 14, 2020       Busy beavers are revealing math's fundamental limits. Nice source: wired.com   |   share: 7   Fri December 11, 2020       Sometimes a headline is all you need. Damned if "Photographer captures octopus with transparent head" isn't one of them source: bgr.com   |   share: 7         Ok, so does he want the dams vaccinated, or does he think people need to be vaccinated against dams? source: twitter.com   |   share: 139         "Oh, it's bound to have caused some damage," I say. "We just don't know what it is yet" source: theregister.com   |   share: 10   Wed December 09, 2020       A damn stupid thing to do: the origins of C, arguably the most important programming language in history source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 19   (Film Stories)       1991's The Addams Family had a director's chair on set for every single person who turned down the chance to direct the film source: filmstories.co.uk   |   share: 38   Tue December 08, 2020       Damselfish have found a way to make sea monkeys worth the effort source: theconversation.com   |   share: 4         The Pope makes a surprise early morning prayer visit in rainy Rome further dampening rumors he is a Mogwai or Wicked Witch source: apnews.com   |   share: 4         Hey, FDA, can you pick up the pace? FDA: First we have to examine the preliminary findings of the subcommittee drafting the first round of initial pre-study DAMMIT 35,000 PEOPLE DIED WHILE YOU WERE DICKING AROUND source: medpagetoday.com   |   share: 97         Blasts damage two Polish markets in the Netherlands. Blasts in nether regions blamed on Polish sausages source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 45   Sun December 06, 2020       More gems from the New York Public Library: The earliest known view of "Nieuw Amsterdam". Even before the Staten Island ferry started bringing over Indians from that Lenape territory source: gothamist.com   |   share: 4   Fri December 04, 2020       Dear Sir or Madam: You child was possibly exposed to Covid. Please get into Obama's time machine and start quarantining 11 days ago source: fox5atlanta.com   |   share: 21         You misread this one too. Dammit source: phys.org   |   share: 17   Wed December 02, 2020       Ten years ago, the rent was too damn high source: youtube.com   |   share: 65         Madam, Patagonia has hired Taco Cat for the top spot in their advertising department source: boingboing.net   |   share: 4         ESPN headline asks a brilliant question with an unknowable answer: Why is Adam Gase still coaching the Jets? source: espn.com   |   share: 31   Tue December 01, 2020       Paul Krugman: "Biden needs to start talking about immediate policy actions to help ordinary Americans, if only to make it clear to Georgia voters how much damage will be done if they don't elect Democrats to those two Senate seats" source: nytimes.com   |   share: 98         Japan now has a operational life-size Gundam source: asahi.com   |   share: 29         Today's Slatesplanation: Why it's long past time for Assassin's Creed to cut out all that stupid backstory about the "animus" and just create a damn historical fantasy world source: slate.com   |   share: 40         What exactly IS a "Christmas movie" anyway? Subby thinks it any damn movie they want to see during Christmas. Yippie ki yay, motherfarker source: themarysue.com   |   share: 13   Mon November 30, 2020       Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO) is adamant that Biden's cabinet picks are corporatist marxists source: twitter.com   |   share: 89         "New Zealand officials file charges over deadly White Island volcano eruption". Arrest warrants issued for Rūaumoko and Madame Pele source: cnn.com   |   share: 15         Need an instant wetland? Just add beavers source: itv.com   |   share: 12         Need an instant wetland? Just add beavers source: itv.com   |   share: 12         Murder Dollhouses, just like Wednesday Addams used to have source: cracked.com   |   share: 4   Sun November 29, 2020       GOP Congresswoman vows to form "group of individuals who are going to serve as a counterbalance to the values of the socialist AOC Squad". Bizarro, Reverse Flash, Sinestro, and Black Adam approve source: politico.com   |   share: 182   Sat November 28, 2020       Doctor says these four words could save your life during the pandemic. Surprisingly, it's not "wear a damn mask" source: bgr.com   |   share: 58   Fri November 27, 2020       60,000. Three weeks. Damn source: cnn.com   |   share: 154         Dope loses pipe, trashes store causing $7K in damage. Police find pipe in dope's pocket, takes him to jail. That's really methed up if ya ask me source: 1011now.com   |   share: 46   Thu November 26, 2020       Does The Donald know about this? Trump administration actually does the right thing for the environment and the indigenous people of Alaska, dollars be damned source: apnews.com   |   share: 49   Wed November 25, 2020       The best of Adam Savage's favorite things for 2020 source: boingboing.net   |   share: 22         ♪ If you're having hull damage, I feel bad for ya, son, I got Houthi rebel problems and a breach is just one ♪ source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 9         The original "Mobile Suit Gundam" starts streaming today source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: 33   Tue November 24, 2020       It's the Week 12 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - and yet again the NFC East is ranked too damn high source: espn.com   |   share: 71         Beaver rehabilitating at a woman's home continues to steal her stuff to build dams. Woman tells the beaver they need to trim this back a bit source: yahoo.com   |   share: 11   Mon November 23, 2020       More like "DammitDaddy" source: krebsonsecurity.com   |   share: 0         Two games on tap for Monday Night Footie. First up at 12:30pm ET is Burnley travels to London for either some dammits or dancing on Crystal Palaces part. Then at 3pm it Wolves and surprising Southampton source: premierleague.com   |   share: 80         Wait, didn't Newsradio reveal it was really Adam West? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 40   Sun November 22, 2020     Take a break from doomscrolling and check out this beaver shot, hot dam source: twitter.com   |   share: 10         Ice storm in Vladivostok causes severe damage to trees, powerlines, and anything parked outside source: youtube.com   |   share: 48   Sat November 21, 2020       When not even the world's smallest violin player gives a damn source: billboard.com   |   share: 22   Fri November 20, 2020       The Ellis County Texas government has obviously never seen Office Space. Milton Waddams unavailable for comment source: crooksandliars.com   |   share: 27         It's a farking strange Friday. Share your farking strangest music videos. Subby still has no damn idea what's going on here source: youtube.com   |   share: 98         Now that's a damn shame, when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good lizard source: upi.com   |   share: 4         It's pee-puns aplenty as pickers perplexed at a plethora of pissy plastic... bottles. Dammit source: kentonline.co.uk   |   share: 34   Thu November 19, 2020       The Jesus discusses the goddam Batman, Wolfboys, Men of Constant Sorrow, and other parables source: film.avclub.com   |   share: 12         The back-rent on retailers is too damn high source: msn.com   |   share: 7         Mark Hamill gives a shout out to Adam Driver for no particular reason source: twitter.com   |   share: 34         My Netflix series brings all the chess players to the board. They're like "It's better than yours." Damn right, it's better than yours source: bbc.com   |   share: 45   Wed November 18, 2020       The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 18 is 'Bugbear' as in: "The Bugbear saves against your fireball spell and only takes half damage" source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 35   Tue November 17, 2020       Agent for underappreciated, underpaid Bears WR Allen Robinson: Throw my client the damn ball in the red zone source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 10         What better way to end this season of "Last Week Tonight" than with an appearance by Adam Driver, that brooding mountain? source: youtube.com   |   share: 31   Mon November 16, 2020       Sex is fundamental to humanity. Will the 2020's be known as the decade when sex robots came into their own? The 18th century was the "Age of Steam." Will this century be known to history as the "Age of Sex Androids"? source: psychologytoday.com   |   share: 42   Sun November 15, 2020       If you've been damaging toilets and urinals at a small-town Texas sports complex, police say urine trouble source: kxan.com   |   share: 18   Sat November 14, 2020       Despite a few postponements and cancellations of big games, there is still plenty of action in Week 11 of college football. Top games include Notre Dame-Boston College, and Wisconsin-Michigan. All this and much more when high noon rolls around source: espn.com   |   share: 165   Fri November 13, 2020       "The Last Dangerous Visions" to be published in 2021 after nearly a half century of waiting and waiting for Harlan Farking Ellison to finish the damn thing source: twitter.com   |   share: 32         If causing property damage while tripping balls in your underwear is wrong this guy will never want to be right source: komonews.com   |   share: 18         Haha. Looks like I may have permanently damaged US Democracy. Good thing politics have no consequences for me or my friends - Charles Koch source: msn.com   |   share: 92         When did the world become so god damn stupid, or are we just realizing it now? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 72   Wed November 11, 2020 (Some Guy)       Great news everybody it looks like cruise ships are starting to sail again and we're all going to be able to once more take to the high seas and oh, damn, there's the first passenger with COVID source: cruisecritic.com   |   share: 39         "I suspect he doesn't even come back to DC. I don't believe he's going to go to the inauguration because he himself fundamentally cannot sit in a chair knowing that the cameras are on him and that the world is looking at him as a loser" source: thehill.com   |   share: 85         Largest dam removal ever. Article to left, crude jokes to the right source: bbc.com   |   share: 8         Adam Carolla is not right wing source: youtube.com   |   share: 84   Tue November 10, 2020       "Democrats need to seriously replicate what Stacy Adams did in Georgia" and "The DCC pushes too much money into candidates and don't invest in holding districts and states" says leftist socialist bomb thrower Doug Jones source: politico.com   |   share: 119         It's about damn time, but it starts with one source: twitter.com   |   share: 77         It's the week 10 ESPN power ranking thread - and the usual teams are ranked too damn high source: espn.com   |   share: 43         Dammit, who drank all my Dr. Pepper? source: twitter.com   |   share: 10         Notre Dame: "Nice you all stormed the field after beating Clemson. Now take your COVID test, or else" source: espn.com   |   share: 15         As if he could damage his legacy any more. Oh, wait... source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 54         Netflix users have watched Adam Sandler films for more than two billion hours, which is also how long it feels like to watch Jack and Jill source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 29   Mon November 09, 2020       Ukrainian businessman: I was asked to lie about Hunter Biden's business dealings in order to damage Joe Biden's reputation, in exchange for a US visa and legal immunity source: twitter.com   |   share: 75         Madame Tussauds changes Trump's attire to tacky golf clothes following election outcome. May change to prison orange after inauguration. In related story, nice moobs source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 28   Sun November 08, 2020       George W. weighs in: "This election was fundamentally fair, its integrity will be upheld, and its outcome is clear" source: apnews.com   |   share: 93         I'll take "God damn it, 2020" for $1000, Alex source: abc13.com   |   share: 353         So much for Notre Dame students being the best and the brightest source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 27         In case you haven't noticed, Tropical Storm Eta is lashing the Caribbean with torrential rainfall and damaging winds and is heading towards Florida source: cnn.com   |   share: 77   Sat November 07, 2020       Madame Vice President : We did it, Joe source: twitter.com   |   share: 103         Denver: This is not a curfew, please be smart and just be home by 10pm. Tricounty health: yall are damn idiots and earned your 10pm curfew. Dont be out between 10pm and 5am or else source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: 87         The Pac-12 Conference starts up. Top matchups around the nation include Michigan-Indiana, Florida-Georgia, and Clemson-Notre Dame. Will USC impress in their season debut? All this and much more starting at Noon ET source: espn.com   |   share: 213         Think the Presidential election is close? How about Utah's 4th Congressional District where Rep. Ben McAdams (D-ecent) holds a lead of just 405 votes? source: sltrib.com   |   share: 21         A helicopter crash injures the two people onboard. But have a heart, at least the cargo wasn't damaged source: abc7.com   |   share: 35   Thu November 05, 2020       Trump campaign "legal advisor": Please, god, SCOTUS, save our goddamn jobs. We've got nothing left. WE OWN YOU source: twitter.com   |   share: 91         2020 is a banner year for invasive species. First it was the murder hornets, now it's the Australian spotted jellyfish, which is the size of a beach ball and capable of damaging boats source: cnn.com   |   share: 18         Subby is now going to inject these professional code words into daily conversations as much as possible with becoming an Adam Henry source: cracked.com   |   share: 5         Today's two hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Gang of Four, Fad Gadget, and Rain Parade, plus a damn fine live set. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #163. Starts 1PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org   |   share: 48   (Sports Central)       Russell Wilson "cooks" in Buffalo, but it's not meth, and the Chargers try to prevent a lead, and a lung, from collapsing. Adam Gase eyes the Arena League, and Antonio Brown makes an appearance that's not in a courtroom source: sports-central.org   |   share: 14   Wed November 04, 2020       Election night protests in Seattle resulted in minor damage to the Amazon Spheres. Hopefully, Lucy Lawless will be okay source: kiro7.com   |   share: 38         Bloggers make croque madam ala poubelle blanche source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 18         Damn it, I'm empty. Bartendeeeerrrr! Election night thread #5 source: npr.org   |   share: 2261   Tue November 03, 2020       Goddam source: phys.org   |   share: 8         In a year where nothing is normal, dozens of American radio stations flip to Christmas music early, bid you to rock around the Christmas tree dammit source: radioinsight.com   |   share: 47   Mon November 02, 2020       Damn right source: twitter.com   |   share: 107         Rain, snow, and dark of night be damned: judge orders USPS to reinforce 'extraordinary measures' ballot delivery policy source: reuters.com   |   share: 86         Rocket launch company believed to be dead and gone announces that it is alive. Dammit guys, you could have made that announcement on Halloween source: twitter.com   |   share: 8         Sudan, Egypt and Ethiopia resume Nile mega-dam talks, because de Nile is not just a river in Egypt source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 41   Sun November 01, 2020       Finalist from the first American Idol dies of brain aneurysm. Not her. Not him either. Still, too damn young source: kiss981.iheart.com   |   share: 21   Sat October 31, 2020       Damon Albarn should know better source: nme.com   |   share: 34   Fri October 30, 2020       Bobby Orr confirms a career as a helmetless hockey player left him brain damaged source: tsn.ca   |   share: 39         Footie Friday. Starting off the soccer weekend is Crystal Palace traveling to Wolverhampton. Will there be dancing or dammits going on. In other leagues Eibar hosts surprising Cadiz., Schalke - Stuttgart and Marseille - Lens source: premierleague.com   |   share: 35   Thu October 29, 2020       They ate MY GOD DAMN KLANCAKES! source: truthorfiction.com   |   share: 64         No injuries after car crashes into Dollar Tree. Damages in the lower teens source: wjactv.com   |   share: 10   Wed October 28, 2020       OK, it's a really cool, feel good story. But damn it I want 1 of these now. Tag for the guys friends that got it for him source: omaha.com   |   share: 43         Dammitallsomuch Shut Up And Take My Money source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 9   Tue October 27, 2020       Next week, Johnny Depp's libel lawsuit against Rupert Murdoch will be resolved, one way or the other. Look for Tim Burton to adapt the whole damned saga at some point source: deadline.com   |   share: 7         Adam Savage discussing the three types of pliers that you should own. Turns out, subby will watch literally anything Adam Savage does source: youtube.com   |   share: 54         Drew wants to run away with Jennifer in next Adam Sandler film source: twitter.com   |   share: 18   Fri October 23, 2020       Poorly explain what you do for a living. Click the linkie for some damn good examples source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 119   Thu October 22, 2020       At least the damage wasn't caused by a runaway banana truck source: wnep.com   |   share: 7         Most gorgeous photo of Mars "touching" the Moon that you will see all decade taken by the extraordinary Damian Peach using two telescopes: one collected color data, the other luminance (L) data source: twitter.com   |   share: 15         Nostradamus was the Hillary Rodham Clinton of his time source: twitter.com   |   share: 65   Tue October 20, 2020       The most glaring flaw of every NFL team. Tag because the name "Adam Gase" is nowhere to be found source: yardbarker.com   |   share: 18         Trump threatens Adam Schiff's life and signals to his base to carry out his orders source: mediaite.com   |   share: 69         October 30th needs to get here right goddamned now source: youtube.com   |   share: 23   Mon October 19, 2020       NY Jets Head Coach Adam Gases says he has "no great answer on Sam Darnold's return" in a headline that went four words too long source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 15         Trump aides confirm the NBC Town Hall further damaged his reputation, which implies he had one to damage source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 66         Damn, it's dusty in this assisted living center. "We got to witness these two resident love birds see and hug each other for the first time since the pandemic" source: cnn.com   |   share: 4   Sun October 18, 2020       Broke into the wrong goddam rec room didn't you, you bastards? source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: 49         Scots butchers invent boozy MD 20/20 bangers. Damn them to boozy Mad Dog hell for dividing the Internets because of it source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 5       Dam. Beaver on beaver action source: youtube.com   |   share: 10   Sat October 17, 2020       How do we fix the damage Trump has done? source: salon.com   |   share: 218   Fri October 16, 2020       From Ingrid Bergman's cheeky teenage maid, to Elvis's mother, to amateur sleuth in a sleepy coastal town with an incredibly high murder rate, Happy 95th Birthday to Dame Angela Lansbury source: variety.com   |   share: 42         Damon trolls Affleck over losing his Batman job to Pattinson source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 31         Admiral Adama chimes in on Latinx voters being conservative, trying to stop an administration worse than Baltar's source: yahoo.com   |   share: 178         Boston news anchor loses her job for: a) going off script during a newscast, b) not showing up for work, c) appearing in an Adam Sandler movie source: boston.com   |   share: 61   Wed October 14, 2020       Get a load of this guy...thinking his taxes are too damn low source: npr.org   |   share: 89         Stephen King confirms 'The Outsider' getting a second season, and damns the upcoming 'The Stand' adaption with faint praise: 'It's fine,' Gary Sinise was better source: ew.com   |   share: 25         Ever read Paul Brickhill's "The Dambusters"? Then you'll know what a 5-ton Tallboy is. Ever wonder what it looks like when one goes off? Wonder no longer source: theguardian.com   |   share: 82   Tue October 13, 2020 (Some Guy)       Not news: An open letter calling on Contagious ACB to withdraw from consideration for the Supreme Court. Awkward: From 88 of her coworkers at Notre Dame source: teacher-scholar-activist.org   |   share: 81         Geshundteit Maxwell wants a US appeals court to keep her damaging deposition, the correct pronunciation of her first name secret source: reuters.com   |   share: 44         Golf is too long and too expensive. How to fix it, and do less damage to the environment as well source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 49   Mon October 12, 2020       Tool's Maynard James Keenan says he had COVID-19. Even though he no longer has it, he's still "dealing with the residual side effects," including lung damage source: loudwire.com   |   share: 34         Anime waifu combat/Zelda-like exploration game "Genshin Impact" grosses 100M in two weeks, only 1/7th of that is from subby trying for the damn 5 stars source: pcgamer.com   |   share: 12   Sun October 11, 2020       Nosferatu appeared on Fox News last night... what's that? That's Rudy? Damn, dude, get a COVID test source: twitter.com   |   share: 149         Farkers who have dealt with floods, help. My house is under water after Hurricane Delta. Never flooded before. House likely is a loss, considering damage already done by Hurricane Laura. Any tips on what to be aware of or expect? source: fark.com   |   share: 101   Fri October 09, 2020       Rock & Roll Hall of Fame special to feature Miley Cyrus, Adam Levine. So almost Rock & Roll it is source: upi.com   |   share: 19   Thu October 08, 2020       Today's Matt Damon's 50th birthday. MATT DAMON source: ajc.com   |   share: 17         Putting your initials in wet cement is one thing. Causing 75 grand in damage is another source: kcci.com   |   share: 30       Michigan Governor Whitmer (D-on't take shiat) eviscerates Trump for "giving comfort" to domestic terrorists like her would-be assassins, then tells people to be kind, wear their masks, and wash their damn hands like a boss source: twitter.com   |   share: 133         ISS frenzy caused by conspiracy nutters after 'rotating' object seen on live feed as spacecraft disembarks (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 28         Notre Dame students send a volley cheer on high, shaking down the thunder on the University president source: nytimes.com   |   share: 13   Wed October 07, 2020       Facebook, whose Facebook Oversight Board does nothing, successfully pressures ISP to take down website of the Real Facebook Oversight Board, who have been unsuccessfully pressuring the Facebook Oversight Board to do their damn jobs source: twitter.com   |   share: 14   Tue October 06, 2020       Surgeon General Jerome Adams receives citation for violating coronavirus policies while on Hawaii for his outbreak response visit source: axios.com   |   share: 21   Sun October 04, 2020       Can Kyle O'Reilly beat Finn Balor for the NXT Championship? Will Damian Priest outlast Johnny Takeover? Does Io Shirai retain over Candice LeRae and what of Velveteen Dream vs KUSHIDA? NXT Takeover 31 starts at 7 PM ET on the WWE Network source: wwe.com   |   share: 170         Apple App Store generates 1.8 times the revenue of the google play store in Q3 of this year. Damn source: phonearena.com   |   share: 50   Sat October 03, 2020       AG Barr: "Welcome to the White House Madam President, you are under arrest." President Pelosi: "No Mr. Barr, as your old boss used to say, 'You're Fired'" source: politico.com   |   share: 158         Nintendo FINALLY got that pesky damn Bowser source: theverge.com   |   share: 23   Fri October 02, 2020       Airbnb looking to raise $3B in IPO. Plus $750M cleaning fee, $327M in service charges, and $49 for the damage waiver source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         Notre Dame president, who was at the SCOTUS announcement ceremony on Saturday, without a mask, has now tested positive for COVID source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 86         Laundry lint can cause significant tissue damage within marine mussels so take them out of your dryer right now. They don't cook well while tumbling and those softener sheets make them taste like crap anyway source: phys.org   |   share: 7   Thu October 01, 2020       Scott Adams: "LOL JK. Voting for Trump" source: twitter.com   |   share: 126         When you've lost Dilbert creator Scott Adams (NSFW language in video) source: twitter.com   |   share: 233         On this day in history, in 1918, Lawrence of Arabia captured Damascus, roundly upstaging Phillip of New Jersey and his conquest of an empty parking lot source: history.com   |   share: 35         This week's 3 hr serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Felt, Au Pairs, & The Damned, new music, and a major show announcement. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #153 Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options source: kuci.org   |   share: 55   Wed September 30, 2020       I need ice cream NOW .... Drive Dammit source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 21

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