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Wed July 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber's CEO is 'very confident' the company will become profitable next year, the virus will just vanish in a puff of unicorn smoke, and the Browns will win the Superb Owl
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Happy 40th anniversary, Sony Walkman
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah, but your politicians were so preoccupied with whether or not they *could* reopen that they didn't stop to think if they *should*. Also, viruses, uh, find a way
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Thu June 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Always bet on the black. and by 'bet', I mean 'vote'
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign had never heard of Juneteenth
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Wed June 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
400 people test positive in German abattoir, even more confused
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
"But over the years, others have been hit and killed by trains on the trestle while searching for the Pope Lick Monster as part of a local urban legend that suggests "the goat man" can be summoned by stepping on the trestle or by crossing it"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
*subby has his Ben and Jerry's ready if this isn't greened*
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
"Restaurants Are Reopening. That Won't Stop Domino's Pizza." Consider yourselves warned
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a 57-year-old guy, a widower for the past four years. I am successful and still considered good looking for my age. I've dated women, but my online porn addiction has made me attracted to college-age men my son's age. Should I go for it?"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You're wearing masks. Will you wear a face shield now?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders confident Allegiant Stadium will be ready by July 31, just in time for nothing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, debt collectors in the US can be nasty, but at least they don't auction off your dog
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What's it like being stuck at home with a 20 year-old college student?
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Fri May 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Lancet: Replace Trump And Bolster The CDC, ya morons
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Thu May 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over/under on how many of these beaming specimens of health are still kicking this time next month?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wall off Wisconsin
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Thu May 07, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Skynet yearns for power but we may still have a way to keep it at bay
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Wed May 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
When life gives you masks, don't be a sourpuss, make mask-ade
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Booty call sinks sage scientist
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Social distancing unfriending is a reality as those who are taking it seriously are breaking up with besties that don't
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Quarantined kids climbing the walls? Starting to think risking the pandemic might be preferable to unending isolation with impulse-driven carpet monkeys? A few suggestions from the folks at Fatherly
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Anti-vax groups aren't going to let a little technicality like the fact that it doesn't even exist yet stop them from telling you how dangerous the Covid-19 vaccine is and why you should refuse to vaccinate yourself or your kids
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Words of wisdom from a Prominent Farker in these trying times
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know who DOESN'T want the beaches open in Florida? Most Floridians
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Thu April 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just have a "jerking off" meme running in the corner of the screen
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(DW)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert. Jean-Jacques Rousseau. Two great guys that go great together
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Napa Valley Register)
 
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Sarcastically submitted to "Entertainment": 6 hours, 13 minutes of sheep eating grass
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Sat April 18, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
DHS warns COVID-19 changes potential terror targets. Good god, they are right. We need armed guards at all toilet paper factories ASAP
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Fact Check: "No, Michiganders aren't banned from buying American flags" wait..MichiGANDERS? Are there Michigooses,too? Michigeese?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
When this is all over perhaps our lives will improve. We'll give each other adequate space, we'll care for one another, and we'll buy enough toilet paper to last forever
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Mon April 13, 2020
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Let's see what's trending on Twitter...oooohhhhh
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Sun April 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farkers apparently keeping the US economy afloat as revenues from gaming and alcohol sales rise while pretty much everything else craters
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Sat April 11, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh, you were serious. Let me laugh harder
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It doesn't look like anything to me
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
If you had a Venn diagram of "FDA warning," "promoting false coronavirus cures," and "Alex Jones" as intersecting circles, step forward to collect your prize
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Presidents, dating back to the start of the modern polling era after World War II, typically see their approval ratings rise significantly when the country faces emergencies." Until now
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Sat April 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
India prepares for "onslaught" as one of its biggest slums reports first coronavirus death. To give you an idea of how big the Dharavi slum is, it has a population density almost 30 times greater than New York
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What, you thought a worldwide pandemic with the potential to kill millions would *finally* get him to pay attention to actual experts? We'd be laughing at your naivete if we weren't crying so heavily
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(Collider)
 
 
 
A list of movies for people who want more social distancing in their social distancing
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fu*cking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shiat DON'T F*CKING USE MY LAPTOP. Uh, until now
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Fly the Friendly's Guys)
 
 
 
Is this really the best way they could convey the message of "half education is more dangerous than no education?"
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Wed April 01, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tips on social distancing from a man who's the only resident of an abandoned silver mining town located at 10,000 feet in the Rocky Mountains. "Yeah, I mean this is no change for me"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes calls the decision to close CA schools for the rest of the year to slow the pandemic "way overkill". His mom and his cow gently suggest that maybe when discussing a deadly plague, he should chose a different turn of phrase
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
89% of New Yorkers approve of Cuomo's response to coronavirus. Including a vast majority of Republicans
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Folks who prepped for the Y2K crisis that didn't happen are prepped for this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As the world shows their appreciation for healthcare workers, Indian landlords make them homeless
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Fri March 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
This article about guns shops being classified as essential businesses is why the 'Murica tag was invented
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Leopards resume face-eating
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Wed March 25, 2020
(RTHK News, Hong Kong)
 
 
 
Here comes the second wave
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fiery Manhole Explosion unrelated to Taco Bell for once
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The weird histories of four common household items. Did you know the fork was originally used to lift dead animals to one's mouth?
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
I'm a Beautiful, Accomplished 28-Year-Old Female Virgin. And no, you don't have a chance
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr. reopens Liberty University, urges students to return and orders staff back to work. We'll be sure to send our thoughts and prayers
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Mon March 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished Banner being brought out of Mothballs, just in time for April Fool's
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Sun March 22, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ken Burns says history is NOT repeating itself with Coronavirus, refuses to deny he's putting together an exhaustive 20-hour documentary on it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Two weeks into the nationwide lockdown and Italy sees its Coronavirus deaths skyrocket
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump wanted to bury Biden after the primary. Now he can't"
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(University of Virginia)
 
 
 
Historian suggests writing down your life story during pandemic. At least that will help the police identify you when they find your body months after you die alone and half-eaten by your cats in your tiny apartment
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
There will soon be a drug shortage. On the positive side nobody could afford them anyways
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"It was not social distancing at all," she said
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(The Outline)
 
 
 
US citizens, let's not freak out about the coronavirus-induced martial law just yet. YET
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Coronavirus licked in China. Licked like a tasty pangolin (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We're so screwed
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I just bought a Chinese car online from Ali-Baba for $900. Its name in English is New Energy Mini Electric Car for Adults - so let's have a look
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Mon March 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I mean, I'm sure he'd say the same thing if he were winning the primary race
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Psychic who claims he predicted coronavirus "felt sense of gloom" when he saw news. Subby felt strong sense of bullshiat when he saw this news
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Fri March 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Online trolling is so lucrative Russia has outsourced it to Ghana
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Wed March 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Car makers worry that deadly plague and economic collapse might impact auto sales
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