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Tue September 29, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael "I TOLD you he was a crook" Cohen says that after the release of his tax returns Trump is terrified he's going to jail and you can tell by his "dazed and confused" body language at Sunday's press conference. All right, All right, All Right
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Wed September 16, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani emerged from his crypt to say something stupid and racist
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why has this story not gotten any traction? If I stole $4 million from 9/11 first responders I'd think people would want to hear about it. But my name's not Trump
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Sun September 13, 2020
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
After realizing not everyone uses their violin to smash things, engineer who invented a thumb protector for violinists has adapted it for baseball players
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the FRONT PAGE of the BANGOR DAILY NEWS: Retired Bangor Daily News editor nearly busted for federal felonious pawning of a stuffed duck. "My golf buddies thought I should have been jailed anyway"
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska's attorney General resigns after it's revealed he sent "uncomfortable" text messages to a younger female subordinate. 558 text messages, to be exact. In a 27-day span. So, about 20 a day
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Not every NYC subway car can be the poop car. Some get to be the broken glass car
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Car dealer mistakenly charges $27,824 for a $27,825 car. Do you think they'll eat the dollar and learn their lesson?
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
USPS quietly says the loud part
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Don't bring a milk crate to a cane fight. En garde
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Thu August 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Can you have a NYC newspaper without a newsroom in NYC? The Daily News is about to find out
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pizza place owners put up a sign saying it was a douche move for the bar and grille next door to install a fence because pizza customers can no longer enjoy the ocean view on a summer's eve
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Mon July 27, 2020
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenagers won't take your ice cream order until you comply with their state's laws and regulations? That's definitely a violation of your constitutional rights and you should curse them out until they call the cops
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Sun July 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Jamal Adams gets his wish ... and the Seahawks get even better, damn them. And yes, subby is a Niners fan
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