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Sat July 21, 2018
(ELLE)
 
 
 
A source "close to Meghan Markle" is now claiming her dad faked his heart surgery to get out of having to attend her wedding. And by "close source", we mean someone who once saw a photo of Meghan in a magazine and can usually spell her name
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Wed July 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's a new phase in the Earth's history - the Meghalayan Age - defined as the length of time between two Meghan Markle stories in the Daily Mail Online
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DARPA and the Pentagon are *not* working on any secret mind control weapons. Totally Fake News. I mean you're not even reading this on the internets. You're thought you heard about from someone whose cousin said they saw it from a neighbor in Canada
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Swimwear made of tape that leaves very little to the imagination. Lets just hope they waxed first. (Not safe for work)
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Sat July 14, 2018
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Cops use coin toss to decide if suspect gets speeding ticket or arrested for reckless driving on body cam footage. Guess who got tails
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
As if cockpit crews don't have enough to deal with at the St Maarten airport (possible nsfw content on page)
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Inside the dark world of celebrity chefs: a shadowy landscape of bitter chef-on-chef feuds, toxic kitchens, and well-done steak slathered in ketchup
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Honey badger starts giving a few f**ks when a really pissed, Oryx, who apparently *doesn't* give any f**ks, creates "Flying Honey Badger" (with epic photos)
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Thu July 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what turned out to be bad news for three poachers, some rhinos befriended several lions
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Mon July 02, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Liberal media" indeed: Melania Trump earned between $100,000 and $1 million for royalties for use of photos of the first family which were bought by media outlets with the stipulation that they could be used in "positive stories only"
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage goes full fanboy by dying his hair blonde, like Trump's. Now plans on growing little one-inch mustache like his second favorite leader
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: Sitting next to someone on an airplane that has B.O. Fark: Someone on the airplane that has B.O. so bad it makes many of the folks in the cabin puke and faint and worse, it's because he had tissue necrosis and died from it
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Wed June 27, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Joe Jackson is beating Michael in Heaven now
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Article on Joe Jackson mentions Jermaine but not Tito. That's cold. Also, Joe Jackson is dying. Sad tag not available as it was beaten with a belt
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
The headline: "Melania Trump Wore a Jacket That Read "I Really Don't Care" to Visit Immigrants." The story: She was wearing the jacket in Maryland before she left and wearing something else when she arrived in Texas
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley says her share of Elvis' $100M fortune is gone. Yup. My share is long gone too
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Not news: Same-sex marriage. News: Royal Family to have same-sex marriage
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Topless pics appeals case may feature Meghan Markle looking sexy cooking hamburgers. Yeah, not sure what to make of it, can't really go wrong with sexy hamburger cooking
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sex Dungeon. Nudist Spa. It's what the pearl-clutching Daily Mail was created to report on. With helpful picture of what a hot tub looks like
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
29-year-old "penniless student" chosen by 55-year-old Russian oil tycoon's kids to be his new wife. Because it's the Daily Mail, I now question the existence of penniless students
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro bans Donald Trump from all 39 Nobu restaurants
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Tue May 22, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pussycat Dolls are suing Daily Mail for calling them "a prostitution ring". Borat surrenders
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Article helpfully explains that we should encourage children to be more weird so they don't become serial killers
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Mon May 14, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Someone is forking Windsor, England. Local officials don't know who these forkers are but when they find them they'll be forking spooned
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sad Sarah Palin is shocked, shocked I tell you, over John McCain's regret about picking her
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Not news: Kid gets C+ on essay about Ian McEwan's novel. Fark: It's Ian McEwan's kid, and he helped him write it
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman becomes the first in the world to remove her own breast implants. "I just got the knife and I did a tiny little incision on the original scar tissue and I couldn't feel a thing. I thought 'Oh, this doesn't hurt. Great'"
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
"Let Me Lead You Through the Darkness of Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson's Relationship" Um... how about no (no need to click the link)
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Mon April 16, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He says an anti-depressant made him gay?" "Yes, sir. Maybe it just made him ok with being gay?" "No matter. Gay pills get clicks. Run the story"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and John Travolta are locked in a bizarre secret feud
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
German doctor is charged with killing his lover by sprinkling cocaine on himself before having her perform oral sex, which gives a whole new meaning to "coke head"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Do you have an inventory of what was stolen madam?"..."Yes I do."... "Well, we're a bit busy, so could you check on eBay?"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man kills his daughter, his son, his grandson, and his father in law, yet only leaves three bodies. If you can do the math on that, you'd wish you hadn't
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Prince Charles denies reports he travels with his own personal toilet seat. But who could blame a crown prince for wanting to bring along his own throne?
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's re-election campaign denies secretly hiring Rob Porter, which means he's probably in charge by now
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Fri March 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Death by Snus Snus?
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Do we need male sex robots telling jokes? Would they just drone on?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
According to new book, Trump is very protective of Hope Hicks and refuses to set her up on dates with his billionaire friends, who keep asking him about it
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
The Daily Fail forces us to consider Half Scoop's feet, doubt the existence of feet
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