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Fri January 21, 2022
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man gets paternity test. Then things get awkward. Then things really get awkward. Then things really, really get awkward
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
DNA evidence identifies gas station burglar: Who may or may not have stolen anything, didn't hurt anyone and has since passed away so no arrests will be made. Seems like a great use of resources
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Nothing can stand in the way of the love a man has for his live ordnance
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Identifying people from their DNA or appearance. New hotness: Computer identifies a person from how they play chess. For example in the game 1. f3 e6 2. g4 ♛h4# the white player is named Donald
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Tue January 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cops kill twin brother of man sought for kidnapping after non-kidnapper brother pulls gun on them. Not sure which twin has goatee in this scenario
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Mon January 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A name like "Deltacron" *obviously* belongs to a Decepticon
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Sun January 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Deltacron
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Fri January 07, 2022
(YourTango)
 
 
 
"I am 18 years old. My father refuses to pay my college tuition and wants a DNA test after he found out my mom cheated on him 18 years ago"
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Wed January 05, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Case of 14-year old who was raped and murdered in 1995 solved using genetic testing databases. Glenn Beck's anxiety skyrockets
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Are you taking the mickey?
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charges filed. At long last, DOJ shows that there really are consequences for plotting to kidnap or kill government officials
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
France detected a new COVID variant, but its unlikely to catch on as they gave it a stupid name
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(National Institutes of Health)
 
 
 
Narf. Could mice be the reason that Omicron was able to take over the world?
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Sun January 02, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christians, Fox News: Science says Adam and Eve could exist. The "proof" actually includes the phrase "genetics and evolutionary theory do not conflict with the existence of Adam and Eve, universal ancestors of all humans whom Jesus died to save"
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Cthulhu-like typing detected
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Wed December 29, 2021
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Now that a woman with a Māori face tattoo has hosted a prime time news broadcast for the first time, we should probably start the news off with a haka to prep everyone for the latest fresh hell
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I see your DNA from the meals of mosquitoes in amber and raise you human DNA found in ancient nit glue
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Poisoned at the Orgy
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Secondhand smoke is still killing people from beyond the grave
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Men Charged with plotting to kidnap Governor Whitmer: we didn't WANT to kidnap Governor Whitmer, but the undercover FBI informant just kept badgering us until we agreed to do it. What else were we supposed to do? Tell on him to the cops or something?
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Omicron is transmitted via Vinyl. It's kind of an obscure vector
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Thu December 23, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
100 kidnapping victims returned to their families
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(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Turns out key evidence in the West Memphis Three case wasn't so much "destroyed in a fire" as it was "well catalogued at the police station" the entire time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient mass migration transformed Britons' DNA in such a way that it looks like you might need to thank the French for your ability to enjoy hot chocolate
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Did COVID-19 start from a lab leak, or were its origins totally natural? Bat viruses found in Laos, that could never have been at the Wuhan Institute for Virology, hint at the answer
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Wed December 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Boulder police turning to genetic DNA in JonBenet Ramsey case a.k.a. "the MH370 of child murders"
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Tue December 21, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Mechanical forces can reorganize the genetic material inside heart cells and affect how they develop and function, or to put it into layman's terms: ♬ KICKSTART MY HEART ♬
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(Eurasia Review)
 
 
 
50,000 years ago, Africans had a social network that stretched at least 3,000 km
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers are developing living construction materials giving an entirely new meaning to the dining room
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Unbelievable web of criminality among planners of Whitmer kidnapping
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Fri December 17, 2021
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Police in Virginia have identified the Shopping Cart Killer, although he appears to have killed more humans than shopping carts
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
Science's breakthrough of the year and runner-ups
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Masks and bracelets sold to combat "5G radiation" contain...actual radiation. Leopards in hazmat suits can't even
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Heal hydra
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(Time)
 
 
 
Here are the 2021 Time Magazine Heroes of the Year. But more importantly, what are they looking at?
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Using ostrich antibodies, Japanese scientists develop special masks that glow in UV light when exposed to coronavirus. "The university president discovered that he himself was positive for COVID-19 after wearing one of the experimental masks"
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Fri December 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Now that I've stolen this minivan it only makes sense that I should kidnap four random children
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
This explains why your water bill is so high. It's genetic
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
An echidna brings some unexpected drama to the Bathurst 1000
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Israeli AG on Israeli Trump's attack on Israel's democracy: "We pulled through by the grace of God"
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Caretaker working at a home. Answers door after midnight. Then it gets kidnappy
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finish this headline contest: Scientists find 'stealth' version of Omicron that may be harder to track than
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this DNA strand
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Sun December 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
And now they can rest. 80 years after Pearl Harbor scientists identify over 90% (361 out of 394) of those lost, but previously unidentified, on the USS Oklahoma through intense DNA analysis. We salute you
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Sat December 04, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
If you hold a conch shell up to your ear, you can hear the ocean. If you swab the inside of it for DNA, though, you can solve a 20 year old murder case
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Does your chewing gum fight COVID-19 on the bedpost overnight?
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Fri December 03, 2021
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you're going to kidnap a 16-year-old girl and attempt to smuggle her across the border, get a Covid test first. Or, you know, don't kidnap people
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Thu December 02, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Leafs score 8 against the Avs and their backup goalie Jonas Johansson. Avalanche coach Jared Bednar had this to say of Johansson: "He wasn't good" - Patrick Roy never had to ... never mind
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Norwegian wolf is Finnished
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Successful tests of mRNA delivery mechanism that emulates the flu virus: next generation mRNA vaccines may be delivered by a nebulizer, not a needle
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(EuroNews)
 
Weeners
 
I want to say one word to you, Farker. Just one word. Plastics
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Tue November 30, 2021
(FrontiersIn)
 
 
 
Do you want Space Mutants? Because this is how you get Space Mutants
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New 3D printer ink is actually alive and "self-assembling". Fark: It's genetically engineered E. coli
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Eventually we all end up worm food but some of us have genes that say we'll try dying
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Science explains why some people find it harder to be happy. Quoth the great philosopher Clark Griswold: "Take a look around you, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell"
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Mon November 29, 2021
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"THE WEDDING HALL IS ON FIRE" "Quiet, can't you see I'm eating?"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Jersey Shore: Walk on beach, pick up shells, discover unexploded World War II projectile ordnance
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Moderna press release addresses rapid Omicron variant specific vaccine development
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(World Health Organization)
 
 
 
I don't care, I'm calling it the Unicron Variant
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Thu November 25, 2021
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
So the moral of the story is, if you get a DNA test and the results are anomalous, keep your mouth shut
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Come see the sillier side of Sears
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DNA evidence puts man in prison for A) murder B) arson C) tree poaching
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Tue November 09, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
This is pretty big news. Really, really, really teensy, but big
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Gamergate proves it's actually about ethics in ant colony leadership
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
'There are so many of us. We may end up dating'
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
People they come together, people they fall apart, no one can stop us now, 'cause we are all made of useless specks of dust
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♪ DDT is history... It did not kill all bird species... Climate change is now the thing... Bringing us a 'Silent Spring'... ♪
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
"If I get better, I'll take all three." Now this police chief will never get to be a 5G magnetic DNA zombie after all
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New blood test can detect 50 different types of cancer. Subby wonders if it uses The ran OS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moderna expands into CRISPR gene editing after finding the reasons to invest irresistible. There's no telling where the money went
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Danny Elfman, Paul Reubens, and Weird Al singing "Kidnap the Sandy Klaws"
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Sun October 31, 2021
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Wait a minute... I've heard a story like this before
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Want to hex your ex's genitalia to get revenge on them? Here's a witchy witch to show you how ....and all you need is a cucumber (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Evil clown claims another victim
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
DM-XV
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's a story about the Kakapo, a New Zealand parrot which is "flightless, ungainly, and famously bad at sex" just like your mom was last night Trebek
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Tue October 19, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Δ. New, improved viral evolve-ness: Δ+
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Moderna founder is either a modern-day hero or villain, depending on your news bias
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Mon October 18, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Woman discovers she's not the mother of the children she birthed
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As far back as 10,000 BC Central Americans had Very Good Bois by their sides
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Invulnerability to the Gom Jabbar?
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tik-tube?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If they can, they will
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
According to a new DNA-based predictive mummy system, we now know that the Pharaohs looked pretty much like Sam the Sham
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In other news, "Madagascan hawkmoth" is a kickass name for a moth
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want some good news for the day? After two months of surging, new daily cases of COVID-19 in the U.S. has fallen 35 percent since the start of September
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I DRTFA, so I assume it involved blood sugar sex magik
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
We once had tails. How did we lose them?
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suspected French serial killer's suicide note to be nominated for "Understatement of the Century" Award
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New research may answer questions on the origins of identical twins. Won't tell you if... 'They switch classes in school?', 'How do you tell them apart?', or 'Do they have ESP?'
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Skynet may predict the next virus to jump from animals to humans. But will it tell us?
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Tue September 28, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Old and busted: tracking the distribution of covid in humans. New real-time goodness: following it as it spreads in animals
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(LabRoots)
 
 
 
Scientists recovered DNA from 38 skeletal remains near a remote central Asian lake in the Himalayas. Then it gets creepy
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The squee factor in this link is off the charts
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why alcohol is used to preserve things. Point: have you seen Keith Richards? Counterpoint: have you seen Keith Richards?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To help with DNA tagging police are asking for Laundrie's dirty
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Jurassic Park is now possible. But only for turkey-sized dinosaurs
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(The Scientist)
 
 
 
(Protein) Size Matters
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
R Kelly's defense is that he's just like Martin Luther King Jr and Mike Pence, or something. What a pisser
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Thu September 23, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Much like those who lurk in the Politics tab, this tiny beetle mite has survived for a very long time without having any sex
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
MOD asks companies if they'd like to have a go at removing the masts from the sunken SS Richard Montgomery so it's no longer a danger to shipping. Oh, and if they can also remove the unexploded ordnance while they're at it, that'd be great
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