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Mon June 18, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Welcome to Arizona and thanks for visiting. Don't go to the Four Corners, don't go treasure hunting in the Superstition Mountains, and whatever you do, avoid the Grand Canyon in the summer
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Laura Bush Publishes Courageous Op-Ed Calling For Imprisonment Of Whoever Created ICE
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Sun June 17, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Good thing trade wars are easy to win and Canada won't have time to play their trump card: just ignoring US inerlekchul property rights
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Fri June 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If your brain could talk it would ask you for fat-laced carbs
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of an unqualified 24-year-old from unpaid campaign intern, through 6 promotions at the White House, to his ultimate demotion and then firing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tweet is a scan from a page of book that tells how Sen. Joe McCarthy played the press during his reign of terror. Subby now has an advanced case of Déjà vu. In unrelated news, George Santayana has concluded we are truly damned
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The teen who crawled through a river of shiat to rescue a fawn and came out clean on the other side
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Thu June 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mississippi Burning" cosplay or Trump-supported candidate campaign rally? Why not both (video)
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(DW)
 
 
 
Hidden cameras were used to record car dealers badmouthing electric vehicles. It's as if they make the their money on oil changes, spark plug, coolant flushes, and other services that electric cars don't need
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The old caveat to the battle cry "Deficits Don't Matter" was always "While Interest Rates Are Low." So it may be time to invest in butt handles, because you're gonna have to hold on to 'em for a while
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
The aircraft is 64.5 feet long, weighs about a ton, is held together with glue, broke when it was introduced, and can only fly for a few minutes at a time. No, this isn't about the F-35
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, our friendly Saudi and UAE allies are undertaking an operation to retake the main port of Yemen. Expected casualties? About 250,000 civilians. At least it'll make the Iranians very upset
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(News Republic)
 
 
 
Baby with big head cannot be unseen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maybe by 2026 Mexico and Canada will no longer hate us and that won't make the World Cup hosting bid so uncomfortable
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Mon June 11, 2018
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
First generation 30 year-old Air Jordans in pristine condition are selling for more now than a decent used car, and people are snapping them up like candy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Egads, we're all going to die...or Trump's going to sell off South Korea, Japan, Hawaii, and California to the new Best Korea Empire
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Sun June 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
We've run video of violent right wing protesters and called them "anti-fa". Let's see if anyone notices
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Some Ghosthead)
 
Video
 
Remember that old cartoon The Real Ghostbusters? Some lunatic got his hands on the pilot promo, and digitally restored it. Your Slimer wants hot dogs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What does Vegas mean to the NHL? It means the greatest after-party in NHL history, with Ovie and the Caps walking the Cup across the MGM Grand casino, and rocking out with DJ Tiesto at the Hakkasan nightclub until 4:30 AM. Of course there're pictures
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The One Where Trump Threatens the EU and Canada
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
There are few things worse than getting hit by a car. Near the top of that list is "getting hit by a second car"
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Playbill)
 
 
 
Melissa Benoist set to star on Broadway as the lead in Beautiful: The Carole King Musical. Here she is singing an unreleased Carole King song about the wonders of soft vanilla ice cream
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unamused cat
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Wed June 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
A new documentary quotes David Cassidy as saying he was still drinking in the last years of his life and he did not have dementia. 'Breaking Up Is Hard to Do'
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
In other news, they both had pureed carrots for lunch, need a diaper change, and it's about their nap time
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tesla tries using Silicon Valley software discipline to build cars, finds itself in "production hell". Broken conveyer belts dropped a 3/4 ton battery pack and a car body, plus bonus flaming paint sprayers
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A good brand can indicate high quality especially if it's a cheesy photo of a drug lord on packages of cocaine
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
'Jackett admitted to police he was high on Xanax and Adderall while refilling a Zippo lighter and accidentally spilled the fluid and caught the table on fire. He...panicked and initially told them someone threw a bomb through his window.'
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Sun June 03, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Roving gangs terrorizing residents, causing thousands of dollars in damage to properties and cars. Difficulty: gangs of peacocks
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Sat June 02, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Devil's weed came to Georgia, lookin' for soul to heal. The case was sad, seizures bad, parents despair you could feel. Days without that pain seemed a mighty fine thing, but the sheriff was called to enforce the law, and charges had to bring
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, remember all of the joking that they should just keep Roseanne going except do the old Valerie Harper thing and call it "Roseanne's Family"? Well, that may not be a joke anymore
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Youth football team rescues injured couple from overturned car
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The liberal rag Wall Street Journal comes right out and calls the President a moron for his idiotic trade stances. Looks like Rupert won't be getting his Presidential Medal of Freedom
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Thinking of what to get dear 'ol dad for Father's Day? Why not an A1 meat-scented candle?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mama Leone left a note on the door... Sonny, move out to the country, Workin' too hard can give you, A heart attack (ack) You oughta know by now (oughta know by now) If that's what it's all about, Mama if that's movin' up, Then I'm movin' out
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Giuliani goes on Hannity and calls the Mueller probe a lynch mob. Well, we've moved on from witch hunt, I dare say
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Wed May 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want a free jersey? Retweet this post made by Cleveland Browns player Damarious Randall and you will get one if the Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Finals
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While Roseanne might be dead and canceled, the culture that created her is not
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
And here are the most impressive verbal yoga poses media outlets used to avoid calling Roseanne racist
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on a news anchor and cameraman and no one is around to report it, does it make the news?
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tesla sets record distance on single charge, but then refuses to recharge the next day because it's having a bad car day or something
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Torchwood cast reunited for a family photo
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Sun May 27, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's the end of an era as ABC shows the Greatest Spectacle in Racing for the final time. Will Helio win his 4th? Will Danica not crash in her last race? Ed Carpenter leads them to the green in the 102nd Indianapolis 500 (noon EDT)
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Perhaps Subby should cancel his trip to India after seeing how polluted it is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Family opens natural cemetery in Montana, one without embalming and caskets, just like the ones Mafia families have been running for years in the New Jersey swamps
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The city leaders of West Hollywood CA, will present porn star Stormy Daniels with a Key to the City, instead of one to their secret apartment in the hills as is more traditional
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
State department warns of Chinese knock-off Sornic attacks in China. Sornic last seen speeding away with his friend, the dual tailed cat, Fails
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Bandai is releasing weaponized cat action figures
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For those of you on a budget, five great watches under $1,000. Missing is the Timex Ironman at $39.99. Not missing is the gold-plated Casio G-shock
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(Inc)
 
 
 
"How can a brand capture even a moment of attention, when human beings are bombarded by messages, many from Russian bots?" How about someone who nearly died discussing his sex life?
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Why do cats knead everything? And can they help make pizza dough?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
FL couple steals motorized cart from Walmart to drive to a local bar. Couple gets to see many bars after police notice
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Physics World)
 
 
 
Recent calculations of General Relativity show that Mercury's orbit should shift an additional degree every 2 billion years than previous less-detailed calculations. A soon to be launched probe to find out if Einstein is still the top gun of physics
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Fri May 18, 2018
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Having mastered baseball and broadcasting, Keith Hernandez starts his third career: Cat video producer
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Thu May 17, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Video of NASA astronaut captioned "Left SD card at home LUL"
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Office Depot buys advertising on back of all newly issued VA ID cards, allowing DVA to provide cards for free and thus making Office Depot the supporting-the-troopsiest office supply company in America
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald can't spell embedded
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Some nursing homes get dog and cat visitors. This one gets horses
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Wed May 16, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man gives meth to 14-year-old girl for good cause, to "keep her off the streets." Oh, and to have sex with her, but that's not the point
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter has started calling my stepmother 'grandma;' this has made my birth mother jealous. She lives across the country and we see her twice a year. She told my daughter to stop calling the other women grandma. What do I do?"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Ku Klux Klan is leaving flyers and candy on people's lawn, including the dyslexic one who hates gingers
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Sat May 12, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with California officials to reconcile efficency/pollution standards. Hopes to return to the glory days of coal powered cars
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince's 5.74-acre estate in Turks and Caicos is up for sealed bids and it's farking gorgeous
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dentists offer a "free whitening" service, decide to dress in traditional Japanese, Native American, and Scottish garb for the ad campaign. Naturally, people are upset
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Doug Ford campaign admits to hiring actors to portray supporters. Subby is still waiting for his Soros cheque
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: The Cleveland Cavaliers have swept Toronto in consecutive years. FARK: Both sweeps occurred on May 7
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Forget cold fusion. Cold carbon fiber is where it's at
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Sun May 06, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Now that Choral has proven herself to be a wild card, Alicia and Naomi decide to investigate a water park because even in the apocalypse you need a vacation. Strand meets Al as Madison tries to outwit the Vultures. Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The show Cold Case Files celebrated how authorities and forensic experts caught a serial killer. Just one tiny problem: the man convicted didn't actually commit the crimes and was later exonerated. Shouldn't the show at least air a retraction?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Having cured cancer, scientists have moved on to forcing crocodiles to listen to classical music while scanning them with MRI machines
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
A very Montana news report: "Someone called the Whitefish Police Department with questions about what she can and can't do regarding a horse in town"
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
The O.C.'s oldest cold case murder closed when stroke-addled perp dies, clucking like a rooster and insisting killer was invisible friend Doug McGath; "You wait 50 years to arrest a guy, you're going to run into the geriatric nature of the defendant"
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Thu May 03, 2018
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Europa League semi-finals 2nd league. Will Arsenal be able to comeback against Atletico Madrid or will they finish fourth? And can Salsburg over come a two goal deficit at home against Marseille? Games kick off at 3:05 PM ET
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon directed CamAnal to work on voter suppression for the Trump campaign
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Wed May 02, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa man vandalized cars that reminded him of college bullies. Apparently he went to school with Bob Porsche and Fred Mercedes
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Living Garbage Pail Kid Guy Fieri discusses his endless search for good California barbecue and his future at Food Network
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen affiliated cab companies including Smoochie Cab Corp., Lady Laura Hacking Corp. and Mad Dog Cab Corp owe the state of New York $280K in back income taxes
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/2): Marvel finally realizes the power of a synchronized calendar with Avengers #1, DC previews the summer event season, A Choose Your Own Deadpool Adventure, and Tarzan and Red Sonja team up to debate loin cloth texture and melanoma
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Cheerleader's dad is deployed and can't see her off to a national competition, so he shows up via video, with his whole unit doing a cheer routine
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Plump Scottish Fold cat is local and social-media celebrity for stolidly climbing 136-meter hill with her owner every week in attempt to maintain current health. "Chami appears to care little about people in her surroundings"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Uh, you probably should cash in that check from 2010"
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Every major video game landing in May, from Total War to Dark Souls Die Many Times All Over Again - and David Cage's latest doomed attempt to make an interactive movie
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Mon April 30, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ypsilanti sees record cases of gonorrhea, syphilis, and chlamydia. Subby has record case of carpal tunnel from typing that
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you see a bird carrying a shark which is carrying a fish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"NRA Convention Bans Guns To Protect Mike Pence. Parkland Survivors' Jaws Drop." Because until now the Secret Service has always been so relaxed and casual about guns near the people they're watching
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Sun April 29, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You could cancel Thrones or Brooklyn 99 and nobody would care. But the heart and soul of entertainment posting is discussing the Simpsons quotes we all share. The Simpsons break Gunsmoke's record thread, 8pm ET on Fox
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Alcohol might have been a factor in pickup truck pushing a parked car through the wall of a liquor store
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Speed camera court fight - no matter who wins, we all lose
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Goldfish can discriminate between music by Bach and Stravinsky and can push tiny soccer balls into a net. Now they're growing to monster size and invade your lakes
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kid catches foul ball with a glove full of popcorn. Since this was at Yankee Stadium, he probably spilled around $150 worth of popcorn
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Wed April 25, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"A man who had left notes at Washington state bus stops seeking to buy underage girls' underwear showed up for a meeting with an undercover detective with a gun, machete, hatchet, tarp, duct tape and camera"
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Sun April 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Playoff Games include Celtics-Bucks, Warriors-Spurs, Raptors-Wizards, and Cavaliers-Pacers. Who will be the big stars today? Tip-off is at 1pm ET on ABC
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Westworld cast is just as in the dark as the rest of us over season two
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Sat April 21, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Ducks caught speeding by Swiss speed cameras, manage to avoid hefty bill
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Fri April 20, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Leo and Gemma are held captive by Ruby, luckily her endless monologuing will provide them with enough knowledge to escape and thwart her short sighted plans.(ABC 9ET)
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Wed April 18, 2018
(929jack.com)
 
 
 
What would cause you to clean out the inside of your car like this?
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(News.com.au)
 
Boobies
 
Tuck yourself back inside side-boob, there's a new cleavage trend in town flopping around called the "underboob"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
A Navy F/A-18 pilot got his hands on a GoPro. Come for the enthusiastic check list reading, stay for the canyon fly through and catapult launches
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Season 2 of Star Trek: Discovery begins filming today. Here's what we know so far (mild casting-related spoilers)
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In support of the tax bill, the President 's Council of Economic Advisers produced a report that "very conservatively" estimated that it would cause wages to rise by $4,000. Q1 numbers are in and...wages are up, by about $6.21/wk on pace for $323/yr
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Fri April 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not yet recovered from the Facebook intrusions, we get this TED Talk where the Dolby systems head talks about how in the near future your emotions will be monitored in public places using infrared cameras, CO2-level detectors and heart-rate monitors
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
Naked man assaults riders on a DC Metro train after doing "naked calisthenics" on the platform
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
How did cauliflower become the new kale? All the sudden it's everyone's favorite new gluten-free, healthy bread alternative for everything from pizza to bagels to 'mac and cheese.'
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Harvard calls BS on the DOJ's sudden interest in an admissions discrimination suit filed against them, since the DOJ hasn't acted for 2 years and their Motion to Intervene is essentially copypasta from an anti-affirmative action group's letter
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"A man armed with three axes and a knife destroyed a motel room, threatened to kill police officers and others and caused a standoff with police Tuesday." Nice try, liked the stripping, but your Florida Man application has been denied
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's a list of which advisers and cabinet secretaries Trump consulted with before starting a trade war with China: _________________
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman takes selfie and catches guy slipping something into her drink. So, selfies are not entirely useless, as it turns out
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Sat April 07, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Adam Cole become a double champ Bay-Bay? Will a UFC fighter take down a moon instead of a bus? How unsanctioned can a match get? Will the main event be a 100? NXT Takeover 8pm Main card, 7pm preshow WWE Network
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Great news, Basil Marceaux.com is running for Governor of Tennessee again in 2018. Link goes to video from 2010 showing his mad campaigning skills
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Some men rob you with a six-gun. Others rob you with an invalid card chip and hot melt glue
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Thu April 05, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man who can afford a car, phone and ecstasy steals 113 lighters to make money. Then the squad car ramming, fleeing and driving backwards begins
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Wed April 04, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg says that Indiana Jones 5 will be then 77-year-old Harrison Ford's last but the series could continue with a new female lead called Indiana "Joans"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Brewers and Cardinals combine for first ever Major League game to start and end with two home runs
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Tue April 03, 2018
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
MIT: yeah, let's get our name off that fatal brain-uploading thing. Let the droolers at RPI and Caltech run with it
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Is it 1997 again? Because Ben Folds and Cake are going on tour together this summer
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Here's the story of how the NRA sold America out for a few femme fatales, lavish Moscow parties and access to unlimited cash
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
♫ And we're slow dancin', swayin' to the music, Slow dancin', just me and my girl, Slow dancin', swayin' to the music, No one else in the whole wide world, just you and Caturday ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie. TLDR: Douglas Bader salute
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Fri March 30, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why exactly is Best Korea rolling out the red carpet for decadent capitalist hussies in midriff-baring tops and sparkly miniskirts? Expert claims it's calculated propaganda to make it seem like normal country with huge missiles that impress women
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How are guns like the X-men? Well, for starters, Rob Liefeld can't draw either one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looking to buy a new home on a $300,000 budget in Washington, D.C.? Great news, there are an exciting array of refrigerator boxes, sewer grates, and cast-off tarps that may be exactly what you're looking for
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Wed March 28, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN host quotes the Bible at evangelical Rick Santorum and calls out his complete hypocrisy for continuing to claim piety while supporting Trump and his profound lack of morals or ethics
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine ax man tries to revive state's ax-making tradition. His $250 ax comes in box with beer coasters, postcards, magnet, product registration card, and poster explaining the history, anatomy and care of the ax, but it's not for lumbersexuals
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Planning to bomb an apartment complex that houses refugees and calling them "cockroaches" is apparently now "locker room talk". Wow, those must be some farked up locker rooms
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Cocaine boats found in unlicensed tattoo shop, not to be confused with heroin ships, meth barges, and acid canoes. With mugshot goodness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High tech speed camera van is no match for disgruntled motorist and his umbrella
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Somebody paid $11,197 for Whitey Bulger's prison commissary ID card
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The Local)
 
 
 
Driver faces prison for giving middle finger to speed cameras. Difficulty: Depuis quand les Français sont-ils considérés comme polis?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you go to the cemetery and call 'come here oh ghosty ghosty' you don't actually expect a response
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
My dad can beat up your dad. Oh yeah, well my dad can beat up you
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cardi B posts an Instagram video complaining about her taxes. The Washington Post responds with detailed calculations, illustrations, and pie charts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Intel Committee Republicans: Hold a hearing and call Mark Zuckerberg? *loosen collars, mop away flop sweat* Why would we do that? *voices shoot up several octaves* what could we possibly have to talk to HIM about?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, the Broadway version of Frozen is uneven, and can't match the magic of the original animated film. But your daughter will probably love it. Let her go
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Note: do not download child porn. Extra note: on a computer while you're at work. Extra extra note: on the computer in your squad car
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Quantum Mechanics: "shut-up and calculate except without ever shutting up about it"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a monogamous bisexual in my 20s. I prefer women, but have had casual sexual relationships with men; friends & family accept me. The most recent woman I dated called me gay and said I lied to her. Should I admit being bi to women?"
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(Engineering.com)
 
 
 
Many have hypothesized that the FIU pedestrian bridge collapse was because the tower and cable stays had not yet been built. They're wrong, though: the tower and stays had no functional purpose, making this even more of a WTF design
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jesus, CamAnal gets another bad day as two Israeli hackers offered CamAnal hacked emails on two current heads of state
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What the fridge? NH Lottery Commission replaces "Luck Yeah" ad campaign because the original phrase sounded like profanity. Shut the front door. Get the fudge out. God bless America
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(UK government)
 
 
 
And Cambridge Analytica quietly slips into another host body
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well hey, at least something good came from Mike Pence's loins
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
John Bolton, mustache afficianato and potential Trump cabinet member, employed Cambridge Analytica for his Super PAC
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Play yourself off, Keyboard Cat
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavalier assistant coach to take leave of absence to look into chest pain and insomnia. Head coach LeBron James unavailable for comment
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop who you would call upon in history
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when you crash your car into a wall and your 10-year-old calls the cops on your drunken ass as she walks to a nearby relative's house to get help
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Sat March 17, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Who the fark takes prawns and calamari to a theatre, seriously?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Big Business: "Wait, you mean we're now going to have to pay full price for those box seats and can't write them off on our taxes anymore? Well, screw that noise"
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
64-year-old man retires, 2 days later discovers what to do with his free time. He decides to climb trees and rescue stranded cats. Almost 150 felines (and a stray iguana) later, he still does it for free, because he's awesome like that on Caturday
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Neil Young is writing a sci-fi novel entitled Canary about a solar power employee who genetically alters animals to create energy. "So he's created this new species. But the species escapes. So it's a f**kin' mess. It's a long story"
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Wed March 14, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study claims pizza is a bigger motivator than cash and can make people more productive at work - because, hey, free pizza
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Tue March 13, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed candidate in Pennsylvania Rick Saccone, down 6% in the polls with voting today, throws a Hail Mary and says anyone who doesn't support him hates Trump, the U.S. and God
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chefs, tired of no-shows and cancellations for reservations, ponder a "No Vegan" policy
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Here's to you, innovative child care provider. Because who among us hasn't wanted to drug the children and go off for a little tanning and crossfit?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Star Trek: Insurrection" - Just the ships edit. Some would call this a huge improvement
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Floyd Carter Sr., one of the remaining Tuskegee Airmen who received the Medal of Honor and also flew during the Korean and Vietnam wars has died. He also served in the NYPD for 27 years. Godspeed sir
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Will Carlson and Father Gabriel make it back to Hilltop alive? Will Jadis remain alone, or will she hear whispers? Will Daryl and Carol have a moment together? Will the Council of Ricks reform? The Walking Dead, "Dear Or Alive Or," 9pm EDT on AMC
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Fri March 09, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shoot a cop then lost her gun under a snowplow while her boyfriend (who claims to be a sovereign Islamic country) was kidnapped by 911 dispatcher and started kicking out squad car windows ... nope, too much crazy to fit in this headline
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If you get an email saying you were caught by a speed camera, don't pay it without checking if the municipality actually uses them
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Thu March 08, 2018
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Median home price in Seattle jumps $20K in one month. Act now before that urine-soaked cardboard box on the side of I-5 gets priced out of reach
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Wed March 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three NHL games are on tap for Wednesday Night. Will the Flames burn the Sabres in Buffalo? Who will win the Battle of Pennsylvania? How about the pillow fight between the Coyotes and Canucks? The puck drops at 8pm ET on NBCSN
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Projected MLB opening day 2018 lineups, pitching rotations for every team. Can we just give the World Series title to the Dodgers and call it a wrap?
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Tue March 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's researchers win brain prize would have preferred cash but now wondering where this extra brain came from
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(Fark)
 
 
 
LP 1100. We shall defend our pineapple pizza, whatever the cost may be, we shall never surrender, and even if this pineapple pizza were subjugated and starving, then ham would carry on the struggle. LGT 1099
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which saw the Saviors deal with trash problem and Carl's letter to Negan finally gets read [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here it is: Trump Tweets that he'll remove the tariffs if Mexico and Canada sign a new, better NAFTA agreement. Extortion at its finest
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Sun March 04, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Back yard camera catches talking crow saying "hello" to a squirrel. The crow was probably interested in the squirrel's nuts
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Sat March 03, 2018
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Sumter dumbass had cannabis. Sumter dumbass texted wanna buy this? Sumter sheriff texts sure, where you at? Sumter dumbass texts 'in a car; looks like that'. Sumter sheriff pulls up, four inside. Sumter dumbass has photos taken; one front, one side
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Al Yankovic does Alexander Hamilton. What has been heard can not be unheard
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
After two years, Tokyo police finally arrest man who drove Dodge Challenger on expressways at 235 km/h without front plates, regularly flipping off speed cameras
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Thu March 01, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vlad: And as a bonus, we have a new cruise missile that can go for nearly forever and can bypass most defenses. *side-eyes the US*
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Snowflake who complained after his face was Photoshopped onto a cracker by his college classmates was interviewed and called brave by Tucker Carlson, the King Saltine
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The real Black Panther is Jesus; Marvel could cause doctrinal confusion." Do these people ever stop?
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Tue February 27, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Papa John's will no longer be the official flavored cardboard of the NFL
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Why the Democratic party's apathetic treatment of unions, and buddying-up with concentrated capital interests, has cost them so many elections is a complete mystery. They should have gained infinity squared votes
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
We have reports of a Keter-class monstrosity making its way to the press room. The O5 Council has ordered an MTF team to observe and capture. Amnestic is available upon request. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1400'ish)
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Former 'American Idol' contestant and Carrot Top impersonator found guilty of hitting bouncer during bar fight
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Mon February 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Would you drop $19K on a kidney transplant to save a 17-year-old cat?
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Today would have been Johnny Cash's 86th birthday. To celebrate, here's a video of him jamming with Eric Clapton and Carl Perkins in 1970
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky man catches 50-pound catfish. Fark: In his front yard due to floods. (pics)
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Greatest hero of the Olympics? American skier who shut down a dog farm and is bringing 90 puppies for adoption in the U.S. and Canada
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Apparently there's such a thing as competitive indoor skydiving, and this 11-year-old can kick your ass in mid-air at it
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
America's most notorious deadbeat dad caught in Canadian cherry pit sting. No, really
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like father, like son. Larry Nance, Jr. will wear his father's retired number 22 for the Cleveland Cavaliers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida shooting survivor: "We should call AR-15s 'Marco Rubio' because they're both easy to buy." Oh. Snap
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Thu February 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Progressive PAC erects billboard calling out Paul Ryan. "17 killed in their classrooms, still no gun reform? How come, Paul Ryan?" Ryan has approximately 171,977 reasons not to answer
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Suspected car thief tells Pennsylvania police he's Matthew McConaughey, police say he just looks dazed and confused
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Wed February 21, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Many of them can't find Canada on a map, don't recognize its flag, and think it's a Marxist republic where people speak strange languages. Who would have guessed that Americans had so much in common with North Koreans?
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
To fund tourism programs and deter problem gamblers, Japan may charge ¥2000 admission fee to enter nation's first licensed casinos. You can't win if you don't pay
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And the first witness has hit the Trump Russian Collusion pleasure palace and campaign headquarters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There doesn't appear to be much the world can do to stop the mighty Norwegians, who are now threatening to lap the field while brandishing biathlon rifles
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(Time)
 
 
 
Drunk men were locked together with a mannequin and remote controlled car. Hopelessly locked, mind you
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Teen picks winter to explore and get stuck in a wind cave. Wind caves are also known as cold caves "because it's nearly freezing all year," so he's got that going for him
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