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Thu August 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney+ had an amazing quarter, so naturally they're going to start forcing ads onto those customers who don't want to pay $3 more per month to not see them
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Car crashes into boba tea café, hits patron, and dooms Boba Fett's attempts to branch out from bounty hunting
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Wed August 10, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft gives up on Modern Life. Lays off the entire team stuck with the Sisyphean task of winning back customers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Robotic vending machines that roam the parking lots to assist customers? Might be a little too high tech for Walmart customers
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Tue August 09, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Crypto lender Hodlnaut hodls customers' tokens
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Whole Foods founder plans chain of wellness centers and cafes where customers will ... I dunno ... overpay even after he sells the whole thing to Amazon?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon adds more math to their Lamba service to prevent anyone from calculating their bill
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon adds more math to their Lamba service to prevent anyone from calculating their bill
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath, and Beyond saving
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Never trust a car dealer, and that goes double when they're also reality tv stars
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Poundland customers complain steaks taste like leather and the jokes just write themselves (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Crypto suckers now begging judge to help them out with their stupidity after crypto giant froze their accounts
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customer leaves one-star restaurant review because: A) Rodent activity. B) Food was cold. C) The barista at the café has Tourette's
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man: I need supplemental oxygen to stay alive. FirstEnergy: Fark you, pay me
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Mon August 01, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today's EV recall where owners are told to park outdoors and run away brought to you by BMW and a Samsung battery subsidiary
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Waitress explains why she automatically gives the man the bill. For some reason or other, not everyone agrees with her (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun July 31, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Monster trucks. New hotness: Monster Miata. Wii wheel not included
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Liverpool McDonald's to ban anyone under 18 from the restaurant after 5PM. This should go over well
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Liverpool McDonald's to ban anyone under 18 from the restaurant after 5PM. This should go over well
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Fri July 29, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pro-tip; sure-you could rob & shoot up a tattoo parlor, but with that clientele, somebody's gonna shoot back
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri gas chain decides to help combat high gas prices by putting diesel in customers' vehicles instead
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just like a real K-Mart, it has no customers
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(Inc)
 
 
 
That's more than two words
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(Inc)
 
 
 
That's more than two words
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
Sorry about that sunscreen and toothpaste you bought. Here's your dollar back
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Mon July 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, T-Mobile customers. You're about to share in a fat, $350 million payout due to their huge data breach. Which, after deducting lawyers' fees, should amount to *runs calculations* about $1.54 and a half pack of gum
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Shop fined for using customer's truck to dump illegally. Authorities have twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was
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Sun July 24, 2022
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"You're a demon" and "I'm going to farking kill you" said the pharmacist at Walmart
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Dollar Stores are seeing more customers because inflation
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wasn't this the plot of a Seinfeld episode?
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tree surgeon whips it out, dumps his sappy load on woman's lawn after she 'refuses to pay' for his services
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Netflix decides that the "punish your customers" tactic work so well for Blockbuster they should try it themselves
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Hale and Hearty appears to be neither
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Mon July 18, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Plane drops 20,000ft in minutes, 'terrified' passengers ask for fresh underwear upon arrival at airport
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Re$turant$ are $hort $taffed, which i$ hard on worker$ and cu$tomer$. Only if there were a $olution to thi$ problem
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Sat July 16, 2022
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Knifey coffee backpack boomy
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Fri July 15, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
While environmentalists would like to burn this unlicensed asbestos removal contractor at the stake for his crimes, it probably wouldn't do much good
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Thu July 14, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
7-Eleven offers $100K reward for info leading to arrest in string of robberies, because revenge is a dish best served after rolling under heat lamps for days
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 'Convenience fee'. New hotness: 'Inflation fee'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Many of us who worked in the food industry have had customers order weird things, but can it top what this person at Subway had to deal with?
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Wed July 13, 2022
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Survey ranks Chick-fil-A the best fast food, making it the only "bun" for customers, while McDonalds got "fried" in the survey. Full-service restaurants "cooked" up better ratings. Click the link to enjoy these and more HILARIOUS puns in the survey
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Mon July 11, 2022
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Come on in for your free slurpee and try not to get shot
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Fri July 08, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Hangry customers complain, demand justice after KFC outlets run out of chicken for one-day promo. "It should be Kannot Fry Chicken"
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Microsoft rolls back decision to disable Office macros by default after too many malware authors complain
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Ebaum's World)
 
 
 
Watch on CCTV as an entire Indian scam call center gets taken down by YouTuber
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Sun July 03, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stock up on your forever stamps snail mail USPS customers - the price of a stamp is increasing by a full two cents on the 10th. Millennials and younger, you can ask your grandparents why this was once considered major news
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Sat July 02, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Wegmans cries over onions
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Fri July 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meal-service kit company Daily Harvest hit with multiple lawsuits after customers realize that "gallbladder removal" should not be a required side effect of eating lentil and leek crumbles. Lentil and leek crumbles? Sounds like they had it coming
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Thu June 30, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Citing global travel resurgence, and that people are returning to flying at a rate never seen in the industry, Air Canada decides to reduce its number of flights by 15% for July and August
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Manchester Evening News getting to the bottom of the issues that matter
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Tue June 28, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
If you were planning on stockpiling emergency contraception, you might want to come up with a Plan B
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Mon June 27, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Modern Capitalism: "Inflation is out of control." "It's supply chain issues from the pandemic." "Nobody wants to work anymore." But somehow Target and Walmart have so much excess inventory, they're considering paying people to keep unwanted items
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(Carscoops)
 
 
 
Toyota dealers marking up new BZ4X EV as much as $20,000. Imagine how bad markups would be if the wheels would stay attached
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Sun June 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seriously, here's your money back, please just keep the item you were about to return to the store
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
In truly Faustian bargain, this Monday Mod Pizza will offer a free pizza to select customers on condition that they top it with pineapple
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Fri June 24, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Meal delivery service Daily Harvest recalls lentil dish which is de-livering its customers
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Thu June 23, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Toyota: hey there loyal customers. Enjoying our new all-electric BZ4X? Good, good. We need you too do us a favor though, and park it immediately and walk home from wherever you are. See, it has a slight issue with..err..the wheels falling off
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Wed June 22, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
That's why you always check the bag when you receive your fast food - somebody might have methed up the order
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman orders Jimmy John's. News: Driver drops it like a hot potato in the middle of her driveway. FARK plot twist: For a $2.18 tip
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman orders Jimmy John's. News: Driver drops it like a hot potato in the middle of her driveway. FARK plot twist: For a $2.18 tip
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Maybe if you want to tell someone to EABOD, don't outsource to Shopify
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Sat June 18, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle grocery stores embrace our dystopian paradise
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Suddenly... Sonos speakers
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Suddenly... Sonos speakers
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
If you are suddenly behind only six proxies I have bad news for you
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Thu June 16, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
A Whopper? In *my* McDonalds? It's more likely than you think
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WJBQ Portland)
 
 
 
Maine donut shop has customer scream "Go fark yourself," at teen girl working counter because they're out of chocolate raised. Decides to post plea for civility. Doesn't seem to understand it's in Maine
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are going to mouth off to the bouncer and cause problems, check to see if the bouncer is a former professional boxer who is an ex UK heavyweight boxing champion
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Amazon TIE Fighters can watch you masturbate soon
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Thu June 09, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Is it self-serve when you make the customer pick their own vegetables and have them pay for the privilege?
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Best Mexican restaurant in Minnesota gets a Jetsons makeover
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Customers go crazy over Wendy's frosty pink stuff
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Mon June 06, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Spend 10,000 yen (US$77) and receive 13,000 yen ($100) in certificates. Now, there is no way someone could take advantage of this, right?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Customer confuses "Go home and put some pants on" with "Go home and get a hammer to smash up the place"
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Fri June 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
That 911 dispatcher who chastised a woman trapped inside with the gunman during the Buffalo mass shooting because the woman was whispering and then hung up on her? Yeah, she's been fired. So, small blessings
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Thu June 02, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Muslim woman claims McDonald's employees intentionally served her bacon, a claim at odds with McDonald's lengthy track record of not serving its customers food of any kind
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Wed June 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GM is starting an EV price war
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Tue May 31, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In Everett, Washington, Denny's customers give YOU the Grand Slam
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Japan's factory output slumps in worrying sign for economy, as fewer customers seem interested in buying giant robots or used panty vending machines
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Owner of Massachusetts ice cream parlor says customers waited in a 45-minute line because of not enough staff. Raising his pay rate and taking down his insane casting call about giving up fun with your friends all summer are not planned solutions
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Sat May 28, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Have it your way at Burger King. No. Really. Come in and make it your way. Ain't nobody here
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Passing a fake five dollar bill at a gas station? Hope the clown figurines were worth it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Starbucks brings Black Mirror episode to real life, where baristas' working hours & income now depends on a "connection score" rating them on how customers feel about literally anything out of their control
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Cigar Store offers customers a "free" cigar for a 5 star review. It appears someone with access to spambots has a problem with this
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Fri May 27, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey is on track to meet an annual goal of bringing in $19 million a year in pot taxes, the state saw over $24 million in legal weed sales during the first month that dispensaries were open to non-medical customers
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
'911?' 'Yes ma'am this is 911, how may we be of assistance?' ''Our customer don't like her chips'
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Wed May 25, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After a decade, Mountain Dew Typhoon returns to give us a storm of a soda
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN helps you make Italian-style pan pizza at home, provides full recipe. If there's no Wolf Blitzer dandruff in the dough, it's authentic
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Sat May 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Applebees to extend war against their customers beyond food and annoying commercials to automated answering systems and call centers for those foolish enough to call
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Buffalo 911 dispatcher who hung up on Tops supermarket employee because she was whispering during the shooting spree is set to be fired
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
It turns out there really is no such thing as a free lunch
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Eyeglass maker Warby Parker says it didn't see those bad numbers in front of its face but promises things get clearer as the year comes in focus
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Thank you for your call today. Our customers are very important to us. First off have you tried turning the pine straw off and back on again
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Thank you for your call today. Our customers are very important to us. First off have you tried turning the pine straw off and back on again
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(Insider)
 
Hero
 
Not News: Lyft Driver picks up customers. News: Customers make racist remarks to driver. HERO: Driver throws them out (NSFW language in video)
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Thu May 12, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Due to faulty brakes, Mercedes-Benz tells 290,000 customers to stop immediately
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Jeff Bezos Space)
 
 
 
Blue Origin announces the six astronots for its next mission, including the first woman born in Mexico to go to space and a repeat customer
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Unlike their planes, Nigerian air suspends flights because the gas is too damn high
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tequila. Unruly customer. Empty bottles. Shots. Mayhem and chaos. Who would have thunk it?
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wayfair's gonna wayfair
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Sad: Mechanic at car dealership dies during an oil change. Less Sad: His family sues the owner Fark: of the car that was getting the oil change
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Waitress who works at Hooters while attending law school walks you through all of her tips in an oddly compelling video
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Rochester First)
 
 
 
Guess why certain "dairy-free" chocolates were recalled
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Sorry we rerouted your Sacramento-Anchorage freight to our Atlanta hub. Also really sorry about the 5 million bees we left out on the tarmac all day, oops
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Woman donates clothes to church. Helicopter, K9 unit, and serious leg injuries ensue
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
As concept restaurants go, this one is sure to be a BANG
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Tue April 26, 2022
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Insult it when you're drunk and definitely no tips. That's a grandslam
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fidelity has heard the clamoring of customers to lose as much money as quickly as possible. Behold, the Bitcoin 401(k)
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(NextTV)
 
 
 
According to TiVo survey, average U.S. pay TV customer spends $204 per month on pay TV, whether it be satellite, cable, or streaming. A quarter of respondents say they will likely cancel one or more subscription services to save money
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Sun April 24, 2022
(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Arby's: we have the grease
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Sameday Health regrets their outright fraud fails to provide the "standards of excellence their customers deserve"
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's going to happen to all your stuff when you die?
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grocery store installing access control gates and requiring customers to request an employee to unlock display cases for... ice cream? They must be having a really bad licker problem there
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Tue April 19, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Having lost 200K customers in Q1 and predicting a loss of 2mil in Q2, Netflix is most definitely not chill today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you don't compare profits or customer dress codes, Dollar General and Walmart are identical in virtually every other way
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I see Verizon is taking lessons from Starbucks and raising their minimum wage after one single store voted to unionize
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Thanks Tesco for the out of date chocolate Easter egg hunt box. Every one of these disgusting eggs was this bad"
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Fri April 15, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Restaurant manager in Moscow flies Ukranian flag, is called a Nazi. That's 'Moscow' as in 'Moscow Mitch'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beyond's customer base has dropped by 5 million since 2021. It must be predominantly in the "beyond," because most people still have beds and baths
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
President Peloton: Our company is hemorrhaging customers and our brand has become a joke. What should we do? RAISE SUBSCRIPTION FEES
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Gilbert Gottfried left behind about 200 hours of recordings for his customers on Cameo, almost all of them saying "You paid $175 bucks for this? YOU FOOL"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
We've replaced our website's customer support with unpaid commission-only sales reps. Let's see if anybody notices
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