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Thu July 09, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
200,000 seamen can't get off
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
I mean, it's not like you can park them in the desert until needed again
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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cruise lines are experiencing a *checks notes* ROUGH PATCH You don't say
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cruise lines are experiencing a *checks notes* ROUGH PATCH You don't say
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Carnival cancels more cruises, is now shuffling like a methed-up poker tournament
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Over 65? Want to take a cruise? The EU may make you bring a doctor's note (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
COVID-19 claims another victim: People who spent tens of thousands of dollars on a cruise aren't getting their cash refunds quickly enough
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
So with COVID-19 flaring up across the country, Americans are planning on drastically curtailing summer travel plans, right? Right? AAA: "Yeah, about that"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
90% of U.S.-bound cruise ships brought us the coronavirus in early March. Good thing Captain Trump warned us too late
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
I blame the oligarhy
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. couple files lawsuit after barely surviving deadly New Zealand volcano eruption. Vulcan, god of fire, unavailable for service for illogical lawsuits
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carnival cruises to a $4.4bil quarterly loss
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Sun June 07, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coming soon, Trump Hotel Havana. Grand opening August 2020
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Fri June 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Holland America to it's employees: We are really sorry that you're stuck on our ships so here's Wifi. Oh BTW it's $40 per month
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Fri May 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and even Katrina brought Americans together in the solidarity of shared grief. Suddenly, Trump
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean hopes to resume cruises as soon as August, but the CEO says only if it's safe (with a straight face)
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
After nearly two months of tough sacrifice, hipster finally gets to show off his top hat in the news
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
After nearly two months of tough sacrifice, hipster finally gets to show off his top hat in the news
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Thu May 14, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hey, man, you do you -- but can we have your stuff after you expire on one of those floating plague barges?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hey, man, you do you -- but can we have your stuff after you expire on one of those floating plague barges?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With plenty of time on their hands crew of the Royal Princess cruise ship toots the 'Love Boat' theme through its fog horn while anchored in the Philippines for COVID-19 testing
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Romney: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
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Mon May 11, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
More reasons to never get on the buffet line, experiment shows just how fast a virus spreads in a buffet
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Sat May 09, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
What could be more 2020 than cruise ship bookings surging to new highs
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Satellite mages show armadas of vacant cruise ships that have been turned into prisons for their infected crews huddling together at sea ...waiting to turn into zombie sailor ghost ships
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Mon May 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise Lines: As soon as the "no Sail" order expires on August 1, we're putting our floating petri dishes right back out on the water. Their mostly elderly clientele: yeah, good luck with that, send us a postcard
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise Lines: As soon as the "no Sail" order expires on August 1, we're putting our floating petri dishes right back out on the water. Their mostly elderly clientele: yeah, good luck with that, send us a postcard
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Cruise Law News)
 
 
 
Anonymous crew member leaks photo of illegal cruise ship crowding to the press. Furious captain issues angry memo about leak. So anonymous crew member leaks angry memo to the press
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, cruise ship crew members are still stranded at sea. Fark: 100,000 of them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, cruise ship crew members are still stranded at sea. Fark: 100,000 of them
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Mon April 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The 'last cruise ship on Earth' finally comes home
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The 'last cruise ship on Earth' finally comes home
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Sun April 19, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On March 1, 2020, a Brooklyn bar owner decided to proceed on a cruise, because "He watched Fox [News], and [he] believed it [coronavirus] was under control." You can see where this is going
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
As many as 400,000 people dead. It's about to go through Japan like a hungry, pissed-off kaiju
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cruise ship bookings are up for 2021 despite, y'know, the deaths and viral outbreaks
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Fri April 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC extends the no sail order for all cruise ships
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Floridians don't trust Trump, are willing to vote Biden over Trump 46-40, and yet DeSantis is still seen as doing a good job
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Sun April 05, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, about 93,000 crew members are still stuck onboard cruise ships ... what could possibly go wrong?
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Sat April 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump on sending medical military personnel to NY:"They're going into a battle that they've never really trained for. Nobody's trained for this." Not true, somebody was trained for this. You fired all of them
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The complete list of all the ways Trump has tried to kill us with coronavirus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Navy ship attempts to seize cruise ship by ramming it repeatedly. Since you're reading about it here, guess which ship sinks. Hint: Venezuelan Navy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Navy ship attempts to seize cruise ship by ramming it repeatedly. Since you're reading about it here, guess which ship sinks. Hint: Venezuelan Navy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm off to the main page to find a couple more liters to sponsor for six months. Who's with me? C'mon. What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Let's go!
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mommy bloggers horrified that their snowflake spawn are practicing CPR on their dollies and inventing games like "CoronaBall". Skipping vaccines because they contain chemicals still OK
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Cruise ship bookings for 2021 are up 9% on news that cruise ship passengers are dumber than the politics tab at an open bar
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"He conceded that the proposal to intentionally infect drivers with a potentially lethal virus was not accepted positively"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yertle you ignorant slut
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There is a hell
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Tue March 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Acting like the world's biggest cruise ship, the Aircraft Carrier USS Teddy Roosevelt has gone from having three sailors who tested positive for Coronavirus, to over 100 actually sick with the disease in less than a week, and it's getting worse
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Plague ship begging to dock in Miami, but officials are denying them. Miami apparently has had enough of Cruise Ship pestilence
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Sat March 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Don't wear masks you morons, they won't protect you. The New Hotness: Maybe everyone should wear masks, possibly protecting others from asymptomatic virus shedders
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis (R-Etreating) adds people arriving from Louisiana into quarantine along with those from New York, New Jersey, Connecticut. Only 45 states left, dude
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Wall Street: Pop the bubbly, it's the biggest stock market gain since 1933. Economic historians: Uhm, what was happening in 1933 again?
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old & stale: cruise ships harboring coronavirus. New hotness: Carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt harboring coronavirus, 5000+ seamen samples to be tested
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cruise lines may be left off stimulus bill. I think I speak for most when I say meh?
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Tue March 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember when Donald Trump said our testing was perfect and anyone could get one? We have determined that was a lie
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Mon March 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Coronavirus survived for up to 17 days in Princess Cruise ship cabins after passengers left
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise CEO: Our ships are no riskier than dry land. {insert laugh track here}
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise CEO: Our ships are no riskier than dry land. {insert laugh track here}
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe's blowing out 58 candles today. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it
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Tue March 17, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
In normal times a Semester at Sea would be a great experience. These are not normal times
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not okay, boomer: some seniors resist social distancing
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Mon March 16, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thousands of people just disembarked a cruise ship in Miami without being tested for COVID-19. So we've got that going for us
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump administration's history of working hard to stop the Coronavirus, enumerated. Symptoms include fever, dry cough, and fatigue from so much winning
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Have you found helpers in your neighborhood? Post your stories about what the people around you are doing to help each other through the chaos of this week
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Fri March 13, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'm excited, but also terrified" Such is the life of a cruise ship passenger that couldn't cancel
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
They never tested the people on the boat
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Oh please
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(10daily)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy dangles upside down to rescue puppy that had fallen into an oil well in Turkey. Not all heroes wear capes. Who's a good boi now?
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The long and winding road of the Republican response to COVID-19
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