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Wed July 08, 2020
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
I mean, it's not like you can park them in the desert until needed again
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
I mean, it's not like you can park them in the desert until needed again
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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cruise lines are experiencing a *checks notes* ROUGH PATCH You don't say
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Carnival cancels more cruises, is now shuffling like a methed-up poker tournament
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Carnival cancels more cruises, is now shuffling like a methed-up poker tournament
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Over 65? Want to take a cruise? The EU may make you bring a doctor's note (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
COVID-19 claims another victim: People who spent tens of thousands of dollars on a cruise aren't getting their cash refunds quickly enough
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
90% of U.S.-bound cruise ships brought us the coronavirus in early March. Good thing Captain Trump warned us too late
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. couple files lawsuit after barely surviving deadly New Zealand volcano eruption. Vulcan, god of fire, unavailable for service for illogical lawsuits
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Wed June 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dow tanks hard as people realize that money doesn't actually prevent transmission of a deadly illness
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Running on 'hopium.' Yes, money's a drug and we all know what happens to addicts if they don't sober up in time
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Carnival cruises to a $4.4bil quarterly loss
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After announcing a July reopening, Disney World cancels dining reservations and stops taking new hotel bookings. Magic? More like fickle
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Fri May 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean hopes to resume cruises as soon as August, but the CEO says only if it's safe (with a straight face)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is summer vacation canceled this year? Should it be?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hey, man, you do you -- but can we have your stuff after you expire on one of those floating plague barges?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hey, man, you do you -- but can we have your stuff after you expire on one of those floating plague barges?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It will be a small world after all this
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's a short's world after all
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Mon May 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise Lines: As soon as the "no Sail" order expires on August 1, we're putting our floating petri dishes right back out on the water. Their mostly elderly clientele: yeah, good luck with that, send us a postcard
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise Lines: As soon as the "no Sail" order expires on August 1, we're putting our floating petri dishes right back out on the water. Their mostly elderly clientele: yeah, good luck with that, send us a postcard
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Thu April 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How do you plan to handle the nursing home covid crisis, Gov. de Santis? Prevent the families from suing for negligence, obviously
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Let the airlines and cruise lines fail
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cruise ship bookings are up for 2021 despite, y'know, the deaths and viral outbreaks
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Cruise ship bookings for 2021 are up 9% on news that cruise ship passengers are dumber than the politics tab at an open bar
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Mon March 30, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Corporations playing corporation games take a major hit during the pandemic, and we may have no choice to admit we built this city on something other than rock and roll when this is all over
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Wall Street: Pop the bubbly, it's the biggest stock market gain since 1933. Economic historians: Uhm, what was happening in 1933 again?
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Thu March 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cruise lines may be left off stimulus bill. I think I speak for most when I say meh?
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
🎵Bob the Builder, can we fix it? Bob the Builder, no he's dead🎵
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Tue March 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats holding up stimulus bill for rapidly worsening worldwide threat to lives and economy, in order to procure support for somewhat less rapidly worsening worldwide threat to lives and economy
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump has mentioned several times a bailout for the cruise line industry. Can you name the major cruise lines that fly under the American flag? A) Disney , B) Celebrity Cruises, C) None of them
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"This is not a recession. It's an ice age." And it's not like the first Ice Age, it's more like the fifth movie
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Wed March 18, 2020
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Welcome to Black Mirror episode, "Corona Dive". What's your rating
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Tue March 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The White House is putting a bailout plan together for the airlines, cruise lines and "hospitality industry". Gee, who do we know that owns hotels?
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At The Villages, Florida's largest retirement community which has been likened to a perpetual cruise complete with parties and STDs, residents are looking to go out with a Corona bang
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