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Sun July 22, 2018
		Some father and son pairs do everything together. These two served in the military together, were cops together, and are now inmates in Palm County jails at the same time source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	34

Tue July 17, 2018
		Thieves steal $54,000 worth of textbooks from law school. Police hope to recover the 12 volumes soon source: daytondailynews.com \| share:	37
		'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham charged with battery. Where would you connect the clamps? source: canoe.com \| share:	32
(Law and Crime)		Coincidentally, when the Butina-Republican spy scandal hit the fan, Manafort prepared to flip the nothingburger source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	109

Fri July 13, 2018
		What are the chances you get struck by a stray bullet on the same street where you were struck by a stray bullet 20 years ago? Obviously pretty good for this innocent bystander source: nypost.com \| share:	16
		Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day source: chron.com \| share:	28
		Holds fingers to ear "Reports of a second Robber falling from the store ceiling are coming in now" source: wmur.com \| share:	22
		Loud sex at the courthouse. Chick seems happy in her mugshot. Guy, not so much source: kalb.com \| share:	63

Thu July 12, 2018
		Man flogged 80 times in public square in Iran for heinous crime of A: Murder? B: Rape? or C: Drinking alcohol 10 years ago as a teenager? source: independent.co.uk \| share:	66
		I guess his checks cleared source: espn.com \| share:	18
		If you get stuck in a kitchen duct at Golden Corral while trying to break in you might want to reconsider your life and diet choices source: myfox8.com \| share:	46

Wed July 11, 2018
		Florida man with no arms arrested for stabbing a tourist. Mother of God, they're evolving source: wsrz.iheart.com \| share:	51
		No, 911 does not offer free rides so stop bothering us. Oh, you've got drugs? Where shall we pick you up? source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	16

Tue July 10, 2018
		Then they came for the citizens source: thehill.com \| share:	79

Mon July 09, 2018
		You know Florida man is a Florida Man when he steals beer from the store but still goes for the Natty Light source: fox4now.com \| share:	29

Sun July 08, 2018
		Who knew posting video on social media showing white men driving around Huntsville, AL neighborhood, saying they're "ready to shoot some f------g n-----s" would result in their arrests? source: al.com \| share:	188

Sat July 07, 2018
		Genitals in the right hand, a hatchet in the left hand, and sleeping in a stranger's bed. Hey, some people will do anything to get a good night's sleep source: journal-news.com \| share:	18

Fri July 06, 2018
		He was chasing her around with a golf club. Then things get Florida source: miamiherald.com \| share:	29
		Police waited until Chris Brown was done with his concert before arresting him source: newsweek.com \| share:	41

Thu July 05, 2018
		Women caught drink-driving for the fourth time is spared a jail sentence. Drink-driving, WTH is that? I know, I'll just click the link and see and omgwtfisthatibleachstat source: metro.co.uk \| share:	87

Mon July 02, 2018
		Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. announces that Harvey Weinstein's check to his re-election fund bounced source: yahoo.com \| share:	14

Sun July 01, 2018
(Some Guy)		Judd Hirsch for the defense of Wynonna Judd's daughter, who's going to real jail source: tmn.today \| share:	19

Sat June 30, 2018
		Thief wearing dinosaur mask breaks into store. Only carried away small items, cell phones, watches due to those tiny arms source: 12newsnow.com \| share:	12
		We would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Pop Tart wrapper source: abc12.com \| share:	17

Fri June 29, 2018
		So, um, what's in the brown paper and plastic-wrapped packages again? Yeah, the ones with the photo of Pablo Escobar? source: dailygazette.com \| share:	10
		You know you have made bad choices in life when you try to run away from a court clerk, who also happens to be probably only person in Mississippi who qualifies as a triathlete source: nola.com \| share:	15
		Victorville, California man claims repeated arrests because of mistaken identity, as he apparently shares a name with a man in Loserville source: abc7.com \| share:	31
		"It's a weird case, right," Judge Philip Simon said. "He allegedly stole a bridge. I'm fascinated by it" source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	49

Thu June 28, 2018
		Protip: never make your non-apology apology about a racist statement you made at a chicken-and-waffles restaurant source: abc15.com \| share:	71

Wed June 27, 2018
		Drinking a liter of vodka plus one or two bottles of wine a day, calling 911 repeatedly about cat litter and cat food, is no way to enjoy your golden years. Drew inconsolable source: blackpoolgazette.co.uk \| share:	89

Tue June 26, 2018
		Man escapes justice with help from an imaginary razor blade and ceiling tiles source: cbs6albany.com \| share:	15
		High on shrooms, naked, standing in a fire, swinging a stick at cops, and chanting in an unknown language is no way to go through life, son source: bradenton.com \| share:	29
		Machete-wielding woman, 19, forced ex-boyfriend to have sex, cops say source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	144
		The dog refused the breathalizer source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	21
		If you're going to use a ship to smuggle a hundred million dollars of drugs, you may want to avoid calling your boat something obvious, like Mega Profit II source: abc.net.au \| share:	35

Sat June 23, 2018
		Beer pong: Serious. Business source: star-telegram.com \| share:	4

Fri June 22, 2018
		Trump asks court for "border fix" based on solid legal principle: "I've made this mess you have to clean up for me" source: bloomberg.com \| share:	50

Thu June 21, 2018
		We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road source: adn.com \| share:	26
		Suspect nicknamed "Popeye" wanted for Southern Ohio break-ins and I have a feeling he's gonna be pretty easy to identify source: abc6onyourside.com \| share:	37
		Drunk, naked, and gambling at a casino is no way to go through life, son source: usatoday.com \| share:	25
		Spendin' all your time gettin' tail and layin' pipe is no way to go through life, son. At least not that kind of tail and not that kind of pipe source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	46

Wed June 20, 2018
		Sessions pens op-ed to claim detained children are treated better than American kids, as they receive regular meals, education, and health/dental care. Wait, is that better or worse? source: usatoday.com \| share:	103
		Meatloaf thief on the loose. Police warn that he'll do anything for love (but he won't do "that") source: wbrz.com \| share:	47
		Those kids Trump is stealing from parents? No idea how they're going to reunite them, if ever source: apnews.com \| share:	166
		By the time most people were just finishing their lunch, ambitious man had already committed burglary, arson, hit-and-run, auto theft, and vandalism, in addition to a slew of other crimes source: patch.com \| share:	8
		Alcohol You Later source: kstp.com \| share:	23

Mon June 18, 2018
		Trump catamite Steve Doocy: They're not cages, they're uh... uh... freedom hutches. Yeah, that's the ticket source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	174
		Pioneering a new technique of avoiding arrest, man drops his pants, pretends to take a dump source: jamaica-star.com \| share:	21
		Cop and his crotch find out woman really does not want to leave this bar source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	47
		Butte coroner charged with DUI, police say arrest was unremarkable source: ktvq.com \| share:	25
		Well, he didn't need them anymore source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	22
		Elizabeth Holmes deserves to be in prison--but will it make a difference? source: slate.com \| share:	36

Sun June 17, 2018
		Who says millennials are lazy? source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	82

Fri June 15, 2018
		Country Song: My ex done tried to take my air conditioner / Baby it's hot outside / so I shot him with my pink stun gun / And you know what else? / I done shot his nuts off with a real gun source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	28
		Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out source: nj.com \| share:	23
		Manafort remanded to buy better encrypting software next time source: cnn.com \| share:	890

Thu June 14, 2018
		You know how they say your average pedophile looks like the nice guy next door? Not this guy source: newschannel9.com \| share:	145

Wed June 13, 2018
		Nice idea: California votes to change some non-violent crimes from felonies to minimum sentences. Bad outcome: Increase in larcenies source: sacbee.com \| share:	74
		Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof source: 5newsonline.com \| share:	57

Tue June 12, 2018
		All this Florida police chief wanted was a perfect burglary crime clearance rate score source: boingboing.net \| share:	20
		Mueller asks for Manafort's trial to be moved back because it conflicts with another Manafort trial source: politico.com \| share:	29
		Some jerk with a flare gun leaves a Guitar solo source: wcax.com \| share:	33
		Rose McGowan charged with cocaine possession planted by Harvey Weinstein source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	79

Mon June 11, 2018
		Next on Southern Sportsman we have two Florida men playing a spirited game of Rake vs Hammer. In an unusual twist today, the guy with the rake decided to fight naked. Got to tell you, though, Hammer guy is on his game. Don't miss it source: tampabay.com \| share:	55

Fri June 08, 2018
		Mueller adds some ketchup to his nothingburger source: cnbc.com \| share:	320
		Remember Affluenza mom who helped her son skip to Mexico? Yeah, she's a meth head source: apnews.com \| share:	96

Tue June 05, 2018
		Sandusky raided, not that one source: foxnews.com \| share:	44
		Teacher charged for allegedly having sex with a student. Farkers clicking to see if the teacher is hot will be in for a surprise source: komu.com \| share:	117
		Coroner's Office employee admits to selling heroin from morgue van. Story to the left, puns to the right source: theadvocate.com \| share:	32
		Talking to 15-year-old online? Felony, register as a sex offender. Meet in real life and have sex? Misdemeanor source: unionleader.com \| share:	123
		The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a can of beans source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	30

Mon June 04, 2018
		Woman took a dead person's car and belongings, may be dead herself. Which probably means zombies source: pennlive.com \| share:	30

Sun June 03, 2018
		Forensic psychiatrist who worked on JonBenet case shot dead. Prepare for a 20-year investigation and 16 Dateline episodes of speculation source: amp.azcentral.com \| share:	63
		Man arrested for walking around a clothing store while naked source: khou.com \| share:	29
		Florida man decides that he doesn't want to walk to impound lot, nor wait for it to open in the morning source: miamiherald.com \| share:	17

Sat June 02, 2018
		Trump could be indicted in secret under seal without him or anyone else knowing source: rawstory.com \| share:	103
		Greitens signs revenge porn ban on last day in office, chuckles ex post factoly source: kansascity.com \| share:	25

Fri June 01, 2018
		So, you can actually be charged for "aggressive meat sales?" source: wfla.com \| share:	83
		You thought HOAs were bad? Clearly you've never been to Doraville, GA source: foxnews.com \| share:	110
(Some Stumps-Dweller)		She burns your neck with her cigarette, you break her arm. That's the Yucca Valley Way source: z1077fm.com \| share:	40

Wed May 30, 2018
		MO governor Greitens finally resigned after a judge ordered him to reveal his money sources source: nytimes.com \| share:	55

Tue May 29, 2018
		Protip: If you want to get away with murder just don't take the girlfriend with you when you collect on the hit source: msn.com \| share:	19

Mon May 28, 2018
		Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy" source: wafb.com \| share:	104

Sun May 27, 2018
		Man arrested for his 5th DWI and a laundry list of other charges, rests easy knowing his next court appearance is free source: wafb.com \| share:	21
		Cops respond to a report of a suspicious person... Then things get weird source: local10.com \| share:	48
		Elon Musk is not a genius at recognizing disguised sex cult websites. Instead of wasting time fighting the media, do your fricking job, dumb-dumb source: slate.com \| share:	55

Sat May 26, 2018
		"Crisis actors" conspiracy theorist provides authorities with video evidence source: snopes.com \| share:	113

Fri May 25, 2018
		Wily Weinstein attorney uses "all of his friends were jumping off bridges, so Harvey did too" defense source: pagesix.com \| share:	45
		You're awaiting trial for getting someone killed in a swatting prank, and you oppose the repeal of net neutrality. Do you: A) Submit public comments to the FCC; B) Donate to the EFF; or C) Call in a bomb threat at an FCC hearing? source: engadget.com \| share:	29
		Transracial woman busted for welfare fraud, adds to her collection of other falsified things source: wusa9.com \| share:	172

Thu May 24, 2018
		A woman is facing charges after she forced a cable repairman to let her perform oral sex on him. He also fixed the cable source: nypost.com \| share:	281

Tue May 22, 2018
		Purdue Pharma, the makers of OxyContin, could have been put out of business 10 years ago, but Rudy Giuliani brokered a deal that kept their execs out of jail, and let them keep selling the pills to the government source: theguardian.com \| share:	6
		Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years source: fox4now.com \| share:	49

Mon May 21, 2018
		"I see dead people." (And I take their drugs) source: wftv.com \| share:	17
		A good watchdog will keep your car from being stolen. Then there's this one, which apparently even the thief didn't want anything to do with source: abc7news.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		Stripping down and putting your underwear on your head is no way to rob houses son source: thenewsminute.com \| share:	18
		Finally, an answer to the age-old question: "How many sheep can you fit in an old Toyota Corolla?" source: timeslive.co.za \| share:	25
		Woman who bragged about getting away from traffic stop on department's Facebook page ends up on Fark source: q13fox.com \| share:	35

Sat May 19, 2018
		The crimes of Branson pinned on a single Oklahoma man. You'd think that Branson would have taken a conspiracy to pull off source: publicradiotulsa.org \| share:	35

Fri May 18, 2018
		While nobody was paying attention, the Feds have shut down possibly the largest case of medical fraud on record source: nj.com \| share:	37
		Crazy lady just walks into a Seattle pizza joint and hoses everyone down with Bear Spray source: king5.com \| share:	75
		Massachusetts lawmakers accidentally revoked veterans' exemption from drunk driving laws source: masslive.com \| share:	44
		Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar source: silive.com \| share:	4
		Everyone said I was daft to build a Manafort on a swamp, but I built in all the same. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp source: reuters.com \| share:	60

Wed May 16, 2018
		"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'" source: fox6now.com \| share:	68

Tue May 15, 2018
		Pontiac woman accused of killing boyfriend, tries to escape detection by disguising self as... Damn, a rabid Oompa Loompa? source: mlive.com \| share:	61
		California man arrested for stealing rainbow flags, threatening to hurt LGBT people with pipe bombs, and having a mugshot that will poison the well of your soul source: newnownext.com \| share:	71
		Ruler-toting Iowan pleads guilty for trying to take measure of a man source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	31

Mon May 14, 2018
		Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib source: patheos.com \| share:	35
		Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it source: wfla.com \| share:	18

Sun May 13, 2018
		"If we let everybody go, there'd be nobody in prison..." says country with one of the highest per capita incarceration rates in the world source: nytimes.com \| share:	88

Fri May 11, 2018
		Seattle's serial masturbator at it again on city bus. Bonus: was previously caught masturbating while waiting in line to register as sex offender source: seattlepi.com \| share:	66

Thu May 10, 2018
		Deadspin finds Matt Patricia's assault report. Looking for the report goes over the Lion's heads, much like most of the their QB's passes source: deadspin.com \| share:	30
		Police find creative way to explain that biker they shot source: tulsaworld.com \| share:	58

Wed May 09, 2018
		This is the nicest crack house you will ever see source: wtvr.com \| share:	23
		Light Sabers, a part of living source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	39

Tue May 08, 2018
		Man steals a front-end loader, uses it to play bumper cars in a Walmart parking lot because "he thought it was the end of the world and zombies were chasing him" source: sunherald.com \| share:	20

Mon May 07, 2018
		Sessions: Brown people entering the US illegally will be separated from their children source: nbcnews.com \| share:	94

Sun May 06, 2018
		Putin's would-be presidential opponent was arrested during an anti-inauguration protest. In other news, one of Putin's enemies hasn't been gassed by his car, or fallen down an elevator shaft onto multiple bullets, or drank the glowing tea. Yet source: upi.com \| share:	23

Fri May 04, 2018
		Judge in Manafort hearing: WITCH HUNT source: reuters.com \| share:	377

Thu May 03, 2018
		Man punches 80-year-old crossing guard before pinching the female deputy who arrested him (with all-ears mugshot) source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	50
		That's some fine police work, Lou. No, actually it IS some fine police work source: wsrz.iheart.com \| share:	18
		"What are you in for?" "Robbing an art museum. They call me the Picasso Prowler. You?" "I robbed a jewelry store. I'm the Diamond Desperado. You?" "I knocked over a Girl Scout Cookie stand." Beat "I'm the Thin Mint Thug" source: kiro7.com \| share:	29
		Sometimes when you're out cruising drunk in your BMW, you really crave some waffles source: baynews9.com \| share:	20
		First they took away the right to bang prostitutes while "investigating" them, and now it's going to be illegal to hook up with handcuffed prisoners. It's getting so there's no reason to be a cop any more source: twincities.com \| share:	40

Wed May 02, 2018
		Man attacks two roommates with sword for stealing his sock, which makes sense since gnomes only take underwear source: wfla.com \| share:	30

Tue May 01, 2018
		$50,000 of stolen Legos found in Portland man's home. Officers plan to keep both sets back at the station as "evidence" source: sfgate.com \| share:	66

Mon April 30, 2018
		Marriage material right there source: patch.com \| share:	22
		Juror from Bill Cosby's criminal trial says the evidence that swayed HIM into voting guilty was the minor gaffe by Cosby, of admitting to the crime, under oath in the deposition he gave in a civil trial source: cbsnews.com \| share:	47
		Hide and Seek champ ends his twelve year reign source: wcax.com \| share:	44

Fri April 27, 2018
		Motorcyclist with "XFELON" vanity plate to remove X source: komonews.com \| share:	23

Thu April 26, 2018
		EA declared a criminal organization in Belgium source: bbc.com \| share:	22
		Bill Cosby "doesn't have a plane, you asshole" source: jezebel.com \| share:	207
		Allison Mack story gets gets more weird. She allegedly married actress Nicki Clyne so she could stay in the country and cult source: syfy.com \| share:	95

Wed April 25, 2018
		Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	22
		Oregon man admits to having sex with a horse. One look at his mugshot and you'll know of course, of course source: katu.com \| share:	123
		The Golden State Killer may have finally been caught. Thank you, Michelle McNamara source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	131
		Home Depot has many clocks for your choosing, but this Home Depot in Dallas has one clock you can reset source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	67

Tue April 24, 2018
		Life can be pretty funny. One day you're running for mayor of New Orleans and the next thing you know you're pleading no contest in a public masturbation case source: nola.com \| share:	34

Mon April 23, 2018
		Alabama police create viral mashup combining popular current news stories: arresting black customers without cause and being stripped naked at Waffle House source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	71
		Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking" source: miamiherald.com \| share:	79

Sun April 22, 2018
		Man arrested for patronizing a prostitute tells police he's self-employed. After being reminded that he's currently the mayor of the neighboring town, he replies "for now" source: timesleader.com \| share:	35

Fri April 20, 2018
		Naked woman found eating cheetos in half filled tub. Or as submitter calls it, foreplay source: kpel965.com \| share:	32
		Homeless man steals beer truck, wears awesome shorts source: nypost.com \| share:	49

Thu April 19, 2018
		Even most of Trump's staunchest defenders and strongest allies are worried about the possibility of Cohen "flipping"-and implicit in that worry is the assumption that Cohen is crooked as hell and there was nothing legitimate about his work for Trump source: businessinsider.com \| share:	119

Wed April 18, 2018
		Former Watergate prosecutor explains how Hannity opened himself up to criminal charges thanks to his lies over Cohen source: alternet.org \| share:	108
		Florida Man tries to sell broccoli claiming it's weed, someone ends up getting killed. Jolly Green Giant wanted for questioning source: bradenton.com \| share:	46
		Robber with glue gun finds himself in sticky situation source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	28

Tue April 17, 2018
		"Your honor, I couldn't have possibly committed the rape because as you can see I'm a good-looking guy and she's 300 pounds" source: sfgate.com \| share:	68

Mon April 16, 2018
		Florida man asks one of the eternal questions of life: "What would happen if I stole some beer?" source: tcpalm.com \| share:	35

Sun April 15, 2018
		Home invasion by armed men turns out to be bounty hunters looking for $115 source: missoulian.com \| share:	101

Fri April 13, 2018
		Zut alors. Retired French star soccer player, currently director for Miami FC, has gone native, with the Gallic flair of holding cup of wine when taken into custody source: miamiherald.com \| share:	12
		Do felons deserve the right to vote? Maine and Vermont are the only states to allow incarcerated criminals to vote and Florida is appealing a ruling related to it source: pennlive.com \| share:	54

Thu April 12, 2018
		If you're going to break into a police station and crap on the front desk, wearing the police hat you stole might just give you away source: metro.co.uk \| share:	18
		Batman avoids jail time because he smoked too much pot. Holy BS excuse, Batman source: cbc.ca \| share:	61

Wed April 11, 2018
		"Sure is great to be out of jail. I know a deputy is coming to give me a ride home, but I'm tired of waiting. Hey, look. A bike" source: thetowntalk.com \| share:	31
		There are over 1000 people who have been in local Louisiana jails for over four years because they couldn't make bail before their day in court, accused but not convicted of a crime source: nola.com \| share:	135
		Deportation or admit in open court that your manhood really is just a quarter-inch killer? Decisions, decisions, decisions source: nypost.com \| share:	31
		"To fight revenge porn, I had to copyright my breasts" source: money.cnn.com \| share:	75
		"To fight revenge porn, I had to copyright my breasts" source: money.cnn.com \| share:	75

Tue April 10, 2018
		"A man armed with three axes and a knife destroyed a motel room, threatened to kill police officers and others and caused a standoff with police Tuesday." Nice try, liked the stripping, but your Florida Man application has been denied source: kiro7.com \| share:	21
		"I was in a sex cult before it was cool. You've probably never heard of it" source: pagesix.com \| share:	75
		If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student source: nypost.com \| share:	74
		DiBlasio aide busted on illegal gun charge source: nypost.com \| share:	59
		If you play The Game of Life with Milton Bradley, batteries are now included source: usatoday.com \| share:	17

Mon April 09, 2018
		Judge again denies Manafort bail. Violin search initiated with local electron scanning microscope source: politico.com \| share:	32
		Man caught using fake $100 bills at Burlington Coat Factory was just in desperate need of some earmuffs according to his mugshot source: wgno.com \| share:	25

Sun April 08, 2018
		Roof installer pitches fit and repossesses roof for late payment. Slapped with shingle charge of criminal damage and fined $4,500, beats being tarred and papered source: kplctv.com \| share:	39

Wed April 04, 2018
		Betsy DeVos to Department of Education IG: Sooo, just checking but these people that keep leaking documents showing what a clueless idiot I am...I can have them thrown in jail, right? source: thehill.com \| share:	84
		Manafort's lawyer on his lawsuit to dismiss Mueller's charges against him: I don't know if we have any rationale for this source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	59

Tue April 03, 2018
		Suspect sings 'Cops' theme following chase and arrest source: local21news.com \| share:	13
		Police: Man hits officer with potato chips after being told to stop riding carts at store source: local21news.com \| share:	43
		California man arrested after he tried to pay for sex with a 4-year-old. Police say they got suspicious when he asked for a 1-year-old in change source: abc7news.com \| share:	58
		"He allegedly smashed the front window of the home, woke a sleeping household and tried to torch the place, but he was civilized in his manner" source: trurodaily.com \| share:	15
		Any engineer can screw up, but how many can be charged with a felony for a bad design? source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	103
		Your kid won't get out of bed for church. Do you: (a) yell louder, (b) ground him, or (c) tase him? source: fox6now.com \| share:	85

Mon April 02, 2018
		Sometimes, the name says it all source: mlive.com \| share:	32
		"Affluenza" teen who killed four is to be released from prison today. Says he is looking forward to getting on with his life, perhaps get a Cabinet position source: yahoo.com \| share:	111

Sat March 31, 2018
		This is a beautiful road, paved with the very best of intentions. Wonder where it leads? source: npr.org \| share:	63

Fri March 30, 2018
		If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I didn't have one, I'd steal it from my neighbor. And we would hit a sandbar, and be rescued by the sheriff, who'd wonder why I wasn't wearing my ankle monitor source: heraldtribune.com \| share:	33
		Online prostitution post by Carrot Top leads to robbery, lots of junk in trunks source: whotv.com \| share:	15
		Ceiling ex is watching you, well, everything source: salinapost.com \| share:	64
		Mom charged with leaving toddler in car that was then towed. Plus she had to pay the tow bill and the toddler fee. It adds up source: nypost.com \| share:	29
(Some Guy)		Two women arrested for fighting with human excrement. According to police, no cup was involved source: theeagleonline.com.ng \| share:	26
		LOLs, Mueller is using Rick Gates to screw Donald, not Paulie F*cksticks source: cnn.com \| share:	194

Thu March 29, 2018
		Ever notice how 'Indiana' and 'large cockfighting bust' often appear together? source: fox59.com \| share:	27
		Armed with nunchucks, man impersonates both a state trooper and the FBI while trying to fight a 15 year-old boy source: wkyt.com \| share:	30
		♪ You tell a lie about a coconut, it get you locked up ♪ source: miamiherald.com \| share:	36

Wed March 28, 2018
		The long arm of justice causes man's arm to get stuck in a church drop box he was trying to steal from source: tcpalm.com \| share:	13
		Chris Hansen asks himself to take a seat right over there source: kwwl.com \| share:	53

Tue March 27, 2018
		Jesus needs to eat too - "Jesus is here, he's back to earth. I just broke in and had a pizza. I'm Jesus" source: nbc4i.com \| share:	26
		When booking musical acts for March For Our Lives, be sure they haven't been convicted of gun crimes source: usatoday.com \| share:	80
		Missing Harley Quinn cosplayers arrested in Nevada source: 5newsonline.com \| share:	63
		A Florida couple decide the best way to deal with the shooting tragedy is to steal toys from the memorial source: kfiam640.iheart.com \| share:	58
		Woman refuses to let her boyfriend go. By pinning him up against his car with her own vehicle source: nola.com \| share:	29

Mon March 26, 2018
(Some Guy)		Tricycle rider and five others charged with beating up an innocent man because he took the rider's penis with N50 balance. This headline makes more sense than the article source: pmnewsnigeria.com \| share:	60
		Stumbling into traffic yelling at cars, blowing a .286, kicking an officer in the head and being tasered twice will leave you looking like this guy source: fox13now.com \| share:	42
		New Mexico State Police arrested five people for attempted kidnapping to collect a $5 drug debt source: currentargus.com \| share:	29

Sun March 25, 2018
		Woman who is banned from every prison in state, gets caught sneaking into prison source: silive.com \| share:	30

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