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Fri July 23, 2021
		Lil Nas X's new video is a fundraiser for the Bail Project, a nonprofit that combats mass incarceration and racial disparities in the justice system by funding bail for those in need source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	13

Thu July 22, 2021
(Some Guy)		Oh no, the prisoner we were guarding escaped. Oh wait, there he is walking down the street. Uh that doesn't look like ... I SAID there he is source: sapeople.com \| share:	26
		Don't do that. Don't give me hope source: msn.com \| share:	64
(Amsterdam Recorder)		When the guy says there's no party there, believe him. Don't become belligerent and get charged with drunk driving source: recordernews.com \| share:	14

Tue July 20, 2021
(Some Article Writing Bot)		Indiana man dies of son methamphetamine for 52 months source: ohionewstime.com \| share:	113
		WE GOT HIM source: vanityfair.com \| share:	135

Mon July 19, 2021
		American Father and son who helped former Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn escape Japan when he was facing securities fraud charges find out what they should have already known: rich people can break the law with impunity, regular people can't source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	32

Sun July 18, 2021
		"Life is not a video game" source: news10.com \| share:	59
		"A Capitol rioter's bail was revoked after he left his probation officer 'frightening' voicemails about the size of his genitalia" source: yahoo.com \| share:	162

Sat July 17, 2021
		SpotemGottem seems to have Gottem in a big Spotem source: local10.com \| share:	23

Fri July 16, 2021
		"Police say the driver and passenger tried to take off on foot but returned to the vehicle when officers ordered them to stop." Canada: Home of the Polite Criminal source: barrie.ctvnews.ca \| share:	20
		Witness in tax fraud case: "Donald Trump personally guaranteed he would cover school costs for the family members of two employees in lieu of a raise" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	139
		Men with highly complementary fetishes are now a happy couple ... of balls short source: brisbanetimes.com.au \| share:	40
		Woman breaks into dentist's office to steal thousands of dollars, unnecessarily pull 13 of patient's teeth. Dentist: "Hey, that's MY grift" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	28
(Some Guy)		Ex-Con "You can't arrest me for anything". Wanna bet source: yaktrinews.com \| share:	12
		Naked Man is at it again source: wtnh.com \| share:	16

Thu July 15, 2021
		Plea deal for Florida Man who found himself in a legal pickle after cops spotted a pickle in him source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	91
		Racist Thumb terrorizing neighborhood for years must wait in jail for his trial on 14 charges. "Need to see what happened before this" to the right source: nj.com \| share:	106

Wed July 14, 2021
		Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	54

Tue July 13, 2021
		UK police seize £180 million in cryptocurrency money-laundering scheme, but are having trouble figuring out how to arrange the seizure table display source: cnn.com \| share:	18
		Top Spanish TikTok douchebag tricks women into rawdogging by telling them he's sterile, now faces up to 12 years in jail after talking about it on Youtube. Never an elastrator when you need one source: inews.co.uk \| share:	209

Mon July 12, 2021
		Qnatic Capitol terrorist who taunted cops as 'protecting pedophiles' has a personal history that you've probably already guessed by this point in the headline source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	50
		TikTokking teen who did backflip in zoo's white rhino enclosure to be charged with criminal trespass. Beware the charging rhino source: straitstimes.com \| share:	22

Sun July 11, 2021
		It must be nice to be able to have your lawyer work out the details of your arrest instead of having the cops just show up with a warrant at your job or your house at 5:00 am source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	51
		French fries: Serious business source: msn.com \| share:	117

Fri July 09, 2021
		Oh this is a good one. Crumpling a "Back the Blue" sign and throwing it in the trash while smirking at an ACAB lands a girl in jail for a "hate crime" source: ksl.com \| share:	186
		Iowa man, arrested for having rifle, multiple magazines, handgun in Chicago hotel room, proposes to girlfriend immediately upon release from jail. Of course, she accepted because he's a keeper source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	153

Thu July 08, 2021
		Washington State saw an increase in Group A offenses in 2020, which include violent crimes, property crimes and crimes against society. Number of litterers and nuisance creators on the Group W bench unknown source: king5.com \| share:	53
		County child welfare director charged with child neglect source: pennlive.com \| share:	34

Wed July 07, 2021
		I think this one might not be authentic source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	26
		Federal Judge finds the USAF is 60% responsible for the 2017 mass shooting in Sutherland Springs TX that left 2 dozen people dead, because they failed to enter his felony domestic violence conviction into the ATF's "cannot buy a gun "database source: politico.com \| share:	78
		Pedogaetz wingman's sentencing to be delayed because he's been busy cooperating with the feds source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	36

Tue July 06, 2021
		Porch pirates face felony charges in Arkansas, in addition to the threats posed by yard ninjas, garden zombies, and driveway robots source: thv11.com \| share:	50
		It's kind of like Goldilocks, but when the bears dial 911, the state trooper wakes the little drunken girl and she attacks the state trooper with a table source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	30
		No, you don't have the right to have sex with those students, teacher source: msn.com \| share:	147

Mon July 05, 2021
(Some Guy)		Kiefer Sutherland's gardener's weed wacker's thief is running out of time source: floridanewstimes.com \| share:	31
		Did you really need a cup of tea, mate? Really? source: ph.news.yahoo.com \| share:	13

Sun July 04, 2021
		Stop me if you've heard this one before; major Qanon influencer was previously busted for having sex with a minor source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	69
		Grand Theft Tractor enters July 4th parade source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	18

Sat July 03, 2021
		The charges were more serious than prior reporting suggested, the scope of the investigation was greater than anticipated, and the case is bigger than what was expected. All of which is very bad news for Cadet Bone Spur source: cnn.com \| share:	151

Fri July 02, 2021
		Snap, Crackle and pills source: wistv.com \| share:	15
		It's not really the 4th of July weekend until someone decides to shoot fireworks at a Taco Bell. Live Más source: centralmoinfo.com \| share:	20
		Funny thing about business loans, especially the kind a heavily leveraged company like the Trump organization takes out: They often contain a clause saying the lender can demand repayment in full immediately if the borrower gets criminally indicted source: politico.com \| share:	162

Thu July 01, 2021
		Seahawks cut WR with gun and run offensive style source: si.com \| share:	7
		Michigan would like Chris Hansen to have a seat over there source: wlns.com \| share:	57
		Will the Trump Org. be charged with some of the crimes, or all of the crimes? This is your Trump Org. indictment unsealing discussion thread. Ceremonies to begin around 2pm EST source: cnn.com \| share:	260
		With yesterday's ruling, America's answer to this question apparently is "who gives a shiat?" source: 10tv.com \| share:	162
		How Trump's going to not be indicted, this time source: forbes.com \| share:	46

Wed June 30, 2021
		No, no - we said free BRITNEY source: independent.co.uk \| share:	577

Mon June 28, 2021
		California developers fined over $300,000 after digging up dozens of Joshua trees to make way for million dollar homes, otherwise known as the cost of doing business source: sfgate.com \| share:	40

Sun June 27, 2021
		Grand Theft Tractor source: keloland.com \| share:	30
		Allison Mack decides, days before being sentenced for her role as recruiter and sexual predator for the NXIVM cult, to try and beg for mercy source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	163

Fri June 25, 2021
		Former police officer Derek Chauvin set to be sentenced for the murder of George Floyd at 2:30 PM ET. What's the under/over on the number of years. Subby sets the line at 9 years source: c-span.org \| share:	841
		Derek Chauvin, on the day of his sentencing: Hey, judge, how about letting me have a new trial? Judge: LOL, no source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	57
		Pawnee man arrested for burning American flag. This never would have happened in Eagleton source: kwch.com \| share:	91

Thu June 24, 2021
		Subby believes there's a Kreiger meme about this source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	204

Wed June 23, 2021
		John Lightburn arrested for starting 30,000 acre wildfire. Authorities are grateful Bob Conflagration was out of town that day source: kbzk.com \| share:	17
		Here's why the meth you bought has that penis-y taste source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	62

Tue June 22, 2021
		Hey. Sorry we shot your children on the highway, and feel really bad your two year old died, but your car looked just like the one we wanted to shoot at. Our bad. So we good? source: detroitnews.com \| share:	85
		Name checks out source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	32

Mon June 21, 2021
		National Review takes Tucker to the woodshed over his "1/6 was an FBI trap" bullshiat source: nationalreview.com \| share:	54
		A psychologist explains how to break the cultlike bond between Trump and his supporters source: alternet.org \| share:	104

Fri June 18, 2021
		Central Florida sex trafficking investigation gaetzing bigger source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	59
		Old and busted: Perverts driving ice cream trucks. The new sickness: Perverts running carnival rides source: centralmoinfo.com \| share:	64
		Nurse charged with replacing Oxycodone pills with vitamin D pills in dispensing machine in hospital. In other news, there are Oxycodone dispensing machines in hospitals source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	127
		Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	122

Thu June 17, 2021
		I have a U-haul and I want to paint it black source: wktv.com \| share:	58
		For sale: Dodge Charger - Power steering, power brakes, sunroof, one owner source: nypost.com \| share:	36

Wed June 16, 2021
		Final report card, 11th grade: "Lauren has significant gaps in her understanding which she will need to work on in her senior year" source: cnn.com \| share:	157
		Giraffe killer arrested for battering boyfriend with plate of chicken source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	29
		There are things you shouldn't put inside a pneumatic tube at a bank drive-thru, and this is definitely one of them source: wjcl.com \| share:	81

Tue June 15, 2021
		"Cash Rules Everything Around Me" is a valid saying, especially when Cash is a police dog and you just broke into the Mayor's house after a wild crime spree of ramming police cars source: clickorlando.com \| share:	22
		Fraser charged with stabbing a man in Great Falls. Niles insists he was at the opera with Maris that evening source: kbzk.com \| share:	24
		Cops: Woman, 23, pummeled girlfriend, 21, after hearing her talk in sleep about ex source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	74
		"I look in the rear-view mirror and see a little boy driving" source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	22

Mon June 14, 2021
		Even cyclists hate cyclists source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	53
		Life is crap source: lowellsun.com \| share:	44

Sun June 13, 2021
		Newsmax: Invoking the name of any god, except for the Christian god, when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, is illegal source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	158
		Police are looking for two people accused of stealing a DVD player, hope to arrest them at some time in the past source: wcax.com \| share:	42

Sat June 12, 2021
		Not only are there no actual hitmen on the Internet, but, even if there WERE, they would NOT work on lay-a-way source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	73

Fri June 11, 2021
		Four Glendale cops get paid vacation for being dicks in a Dick's source: cnn.com \| share:	53

Thu June 10, 2021
		Do you know why I pulled you over ma'am? It's because I need to search your phone and forward any nudes to myself source: bbc.com \| share:	58
		That's a lot of lube source: yahoo.com \| share:	20
		Falsely calling 911 on your neighbors, leading to a botched drug raid that leaves both of them and their dog dead and a SWAT cop paralyzed? That's ... really, she gets just three years in prison for all THAT? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	156

Tue June 08, 2021
		Peter Parkour taken into custody source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	18
		Just wait until they find out how much lawyers charge (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	23

Mon June 07, 2021
		Three men arrested for stealing $3 million from Fifty Cent's business, which apparently was worth more than advertised source: nme.com \| share:	4

Sun June 06, 2021
		Dare accepted source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	54
		PA Judicial Discipline Commission said a judge's actions were the "most egregious case of rude demeanor, failure to timely proceed, and imperious action it has seen," so she has to say sorry to the people she wrongly jailed and take six months off source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	30

Sat June 05, 2021
		The Supreme Court did something intelligent source: vox.com \| share:	38

Fri June 04, 2021
		Prosecutors want Capitol rioters to pay for $1.5 million in damage they caused, violating Reagan's firm policy against negotiating with tourists source: deadstate.org \| share:	77

Thu June 03, 2021
		The Sackler family are a step closer to immunity from future opioid lawsuits source: npr.org \| share:	66

Wed June 02, 2021
		Chauvin's lawyer has a promising career ahead of him in satire/fiction writing source: kare11.com \| share:	64

Tue June 01, 2021
		Spokane police arrest a man for attempting to buy a child and for using the wrong glass source: krem.com \| share:	37

Sun May 30, 2021
		The COVID-deniers' latest fantasy has them being the heroic sole survivors of the pandemic. Complete with hands-on-hips, back-to-the-camera poses photographed by other heroic, sole survivors. Can't wait to see their logo plastered on merch source: yahoo.com \| share:	150

Sat May 29, 2021
		Shia LaBeouf ordered into anger management classes. No word yet on when he'll be ordered into acting classes source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	16
		Sure, Adam, I'll hold your beer. Why? Where are going? Adam? Adam DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	33

Fri May 28, 2021
		Hold my root beer and watch this source: azfamily.com \| share:	14
		Former astronaut pleads guilty to killing two sisters in car crash source: news.sky.com \| share:	40
		Police stop hammertime source: wcax.com \| share:	31
		Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Waukesha with all that stuff source: madison.com \| share:	13

Thu May 27, 2021
		Cosby denied parole after refusing to join program designed to teach him how not to do the bippin and boppin when the nope is a droppin source: tmz.com \| share:	49
		Security video shows burglar stuck in convenience store ceiling with one leg hanging down for three hours before he finally falls through and makes off with two hats, a can of soda, and a TV in worst Mission: Impossible cosplay ever source: wreg.com \| share:	16
		"Alan Dershowitz Sues Netflix for $80 Million Over 'Deliberately One-Sided' Jeffrey Epstein Documentary Series". In other news, Alan Dershowitz apparently thinks there are "two sides" to the Epstein story source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	90

Wed May 26, 2021
		One-legged man loses ass-kicking contest source: nbc4i.com \| share:	23

Tue May 25, 2021
		On this day in history, in 1895, Oscar Wilde went to prison for sodomy. No, that was the charge, not why he went there. You know what I mean source: history.com \| share:	52
		Here's a thought: maybe don't post pictures of yourself pumping iron when you're receiving disability insurance source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	38

Mon May 24, 2021
		Anything can be a weapon, if you're Florida enough source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	18
		Yeah you got teeth .... a taser, ah hell no source: msn.com \| share:	5

Sun May 23, 2021
		Wife posts that her husband did noting wrong on 1/6. FBI: Thanks for helping us find him source: 6abc.com \| share:	171
		Wife posts that her husband did noting wrong on 1/6. FBI: Thanks for helping us find him source: 6abc.com \| share:	171

Sat May 22, 2021
		Apparently the punishment for allegedly killing a pedestrian in Florida is deportation to Guatemala source: mypanhandle.com \| share:	72
		And again, cheese makes the world a better place source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	60
		Gaetzgate gets another cooperating witness source: cnn.com \| share:	90

Fri May 21, 2021
		New study shows that US prisons were overflowing by 2010, to the point where they just couldn't arrest any more people source: phys.org \| share:	31

Thu May 20, 2021
		In which the Trump buddy charged with taking millions from Malaysia to derail a DOJ investigation into a corrupt bank linked to the country's PM, has to replace his lawyer, because the lawyer is being investigated for offering bribes for pardons source: politico.com \| share:	28
		Ever see a traffic cone so goshdarn sexy you just can't help yourself? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	49
		Officers who arrested an 80-pound 73-year-old woman with dementia, broke her arm, dislocated her shoulder, and laughed about it are less jovial reading their criminal charges source: denverpost.com \| share:	63

Wed May 19, 2021
		Could be that the camel's nose of the law is into the tent of the Florida blogger for this humpday Wednesday. Let's watch in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	244
(Brussels Times)		Manhunt under way for soldier armed with a stolen rocket launcher and a penchant for threatening Belgian virologists source: brusselstimes.com \| share:	44
		Austin man honors the time-old rock star tradition of wrecking a really expensive hotel room before moving on to the next city source: kxan.com \| share:	25

Tue May 18, 2021
		5th suspect arrested over Dresden jewelry theft before Jimmy Conway can get to him. Henry Hill a little surprised source: apnews.com \| share:	14

Mon May 17, 2021
		Doesn't everybody submit a fake report to get out of a tedious meeting once in a while? source: kxan.com \| share:	16
		Looks like the Comet Pizza basement was under Gaetz's friend Greenberg's house the whole time source: mynews13.com \| share:	82
		"DeSantis can't". That sounds good, I already want a second plate please source: mediaite.com \| share:	63
		Florida man who used Samurai sword to commit burglary and carjacking caught after he left cell phone full of photos and videos of himself at crime scene source: tampabay.com \| share:	16

Sun May 16, 2021
		And just like that, he drove to a parking lot and told the security guard: 'There are three dead guys in the Chevy' source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	42

Fri May 14, 2021
		Anyone taking bets on what race this guy is? Anyone? source: thehill.com \| share:	131
		All the stuff we've learned about Matt Gaetz so far makes it kinda look like he's sort of an asshole source: cnn.com \| share:	101
		Police were initially suspicious because a video store was still in business in this day and age source: whdh.com \| share:	23
		San Diego police officer reach out to help connect homeless man to vital services... no, wait, scratch that - they tackle him for urinating in public and repeatedly punch him in the face before hauling him off to jail source: nbcnews.com \| share:	40
		DeSantis could protect Trump from extradition, but he'd be stuck in the state forever source: politicususa.com \| share:	81

Thu May 13, 2021
		Florida Man found hiding under pool deck after going off the deep end while driving source: clickorlando.com \| share:	6
		Your honor, Ahmaud Arbrey had prior encounters with law enforcement. While my clients couldn't possibly know that when they chased down and killed him I want to introduce his record into evidence in order to insinuate to a jury that he had it coming source: cnn.com \| share:	107
		To the 3 women who left a severed pig's head and blood on the door of a police officer who testified on behalf of Derek Chauvin: You're not helping source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	79
		Someone actually follows Florida Man around to see what he does all day. Just a carjacking, a hit-and-run and a robbery inside a grocery store source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	1
		Murderer doing a life sentence in a non-death penalty state realizes he's got a "freebie" and decides to cash it in by killing his child-rapist cellmate source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	186

Wed May 12, 2021
		Judge determines that there were multiple aggravating factors in the Derek Chauvin trial. Welcome to the party, pal source: npr.org \| share:	94
		Slacker millennials fail at criming source: chron.com \| share:	47

Tue May 11, 2021
		"Not guilty, Your Honor, and we'll be needing a white jury" source: cnn.com \| share:	101
		I ain't sayin' it's right but I understand.jpg source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	252
		Federal investigators seek the cooperation of Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend, hope to speak to her after fourth period history source: cnn.com \| share:	45
		Driving without taillights? Let's check the color chart... hmm... yep, that's a dragging from your car and an arresting source: theroot.com \| share:	104
		Federal investigators are almost done collecting all the evidence they need against Gaspedo Gaetz that indictments should be inbound within the month source: cnn.com \| share:	210

Mon May 10, 2021
		You know what happens after mother's day? Son of the year award nominee source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	25
		Georgia repeals a law created in the 1800s and used by movie and TV writers for decades, almost as many times as they've used "we've got company" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	50

Sun May 09, 2021
		News crew doing story on stolen dog sees thief and interviews him. Guy has worst alibi ever, is arrested, dog recovered source: whdh.com \| share:	25
		If your campaign website has an entire section explaining why a dead girl was found in the bathtub at your mansion maybe you should just lay low instead of running for District Attorney source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	68

Fri May 07, 2021
		I didn't shoot the sheriff, because he stole all the guns source: wral.com \| share:	24
		If at first you don't succeed. Florida Man style source: wesh.com \| share:	18
		FBI informants committed more than 9,600 crimes under the bureau's supervision during President Trump's first two years in office source: gizmodo.com \| share:	56

Wed May 05, 2021
		Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer source: globalnews.ca \| share:	26

Tue May 04, 2021
		♪ Shot in the face ♫ ♪ It's all part of the game ♫ ♪ that gives BB guns a bad name. ♪ ♫ source: wcax.com \| share:	20
		Did you really think Law & Order spinoffs were DUN DUN? source: tvline.com \| share:	25
(Newshant)		And why wouldn't perfectly legitimate businessmen have a cafe in the courthouse? Oh source: newshant.com \| share:	9

Mon May 03, 2021
		There are at least 400,000 people in this world dumb enough to become a registered user of a child porn dark website. None of those people will be sleeping well tonight source: bbc.com \| share:	125

Fri April 30, 2021
		Proposed bill aims to purge 2.3 million New Yorkers' voter registrations. Oops, I'm sorry. I meant criminal records source: gothamist.com \| share:	8

Thu April 29, 2021
		Police officer, "You don't understand...he stole a CHICKEN" source: wsvn.com \| share:	90
(Some Guy)		In a classy response to an officer shooting an unarmed black man, town GOP releases the arrest records...of the victim's entire family source: pasquotankgop.com \| share:	174
		Those three guys guarding the neighborhood who just had to kill Ahmaud Arbery? They're charged with federal hate crimes. Love, Merrick source: justice.gov \| share:	100

Wed April 28, 2021
		NJ woman embezzles $2.6 million from nonprofit organization, spending it on gambling and luxury vacations. The rest she just squandered source: nj.com \| share:	25
		10 years for woman who smuggled loaded .22 caliber revolver into jail in her prison pouch source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	74
		Man steals Jeep. Then things get weird source: wabi.tv \| share:	16

Sun April 25, 2021
		Florida Woman, already on probation for vehicular manslaughter, speeds by trooper at 100+ mph, loses control, slides down embankment, goes airborne over fence, slams into parked truck, light pole, palm tree. That's a bingo source: wfla.com \| share:	79
		The neighbor's dog found your duffel bag full of meth. Police found your Powerball ticket in the bag. Then they tracked you down by looking at surveillance footage from the exact place and time you bought the ticket source: wsbtv.com \| share:	38

Sat April 24, 2021
		Bar owner in hiding will surrender herself if conditions are met. Why yes, this is covid-related source: startribune.com \| share:	82

Fri April 23, 2021
		Old and busted: Gold paint face mug shot. New hotness: Cocaine face mug shot source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	28
		"Denny's estimated their total loss at $1" source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	57
		Officer friendly punches handcuffed woman in the face during arrest, fellow officers intervene, realizing they are on camera and actions now have consequences source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	171
		39 British postal workers who were convicted for theft 20 years ago have their convictions overturned as "an affront to the conscience of the court" after the UK's high court court found the software used to detect their "thefts" was hot garbage source: apnews.com \| share:	28
		Iowa Man sentenced for criminal irony source: kwqc.com \| share:	24

Thu April 22, 2021
		Minnesota Lawyer Eric C. Nelson says he REALLY wishes his parents had named him Thor instead because right now he'd MUCH Rather be confused with a former NHL lineman than Eric J. Nelson, Chauvin's defense attorney source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	46

Wed April 21, 2021
		Hong Kong woman manages to lose $US32 million in phone scam source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	8
		Manhattan to double down on blackjack, possibly fire trucks source: nytimes.com \| share:	36

Tue April 20, 2021
		Aldon Smith in trouble with the law. This is not a repeat from that one time. Or that other time source: espn.com \| share:	7

Mon April 19, 2021
		Looking at this photo for more than 15 seconds will result in mayonnaise poisoning source: local10.com \| share:	115
		In what is surely just a coincidence, Judge revokes bail for two Proud Boys leaders citing "new evidence" presented by the prosecution, just days after a prominent member of the Oathkeepers took a plea deal and turned states' evidence source: politico.com \| share:	57

Sat April 17, 2021
		Fukuoka man with odd fetish gets arrested in the act by mall cop source: soranews24.com \| share:	18
		Good to know our brave officers are fearlessly patrolling Pornhub to keep us safe (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	62
		Once again for the people in the back: There are no 15-year-old girls that are meeting for sex on the Internet source: kxan.com \| share:	64
		Arguing about their dirty laundry (figuratively), leads to fire set to dirty laundry (literally). A laundry list of charges awaits source: fox6now.com \| share:	16

Fri April 16, 2021
		In other news, a shotgun was fired on Prince Edward Island source: thechronicleherald.ca \| share:	19

Thu April 15, 2021
		FBI about to let us know whether Thanksgiving with your idiot Facebook relatives might ramp up from "Awkward" to "Dangerous" source: vice.com \| share:	41

Tue April 13, 2021
(Some Guy)		Good news Ohioans: It's now legal to conceal carry brass knuckles, sandbags and cestuses source: wtol.com \| share:	100
		Ben and Jerry's issues a statement condemning the shooting of Daunte Wright, which probably means the release of "Stop Resisting...This Delicious Ice Cream" is cancelled source: thehill.com \| share:	47
		Headline writers of Ireland, this is your day to shine source: independent.ie \| share:	44
		Cop who shot Daunte Wright practically an untrained rookie. Only a 25-year career and member of the negotiation team source: startribune.com \| share:	236

Mon April 12, 2021
		Britt Reid to soon be named assistance coach of the Mean Machine source: espn.com \| share:	11

Sat April 10, 2021
		Sean Hannity has Stephen Miller on his show so they can fearmonger about immigrants source: mediamatters.org \| share:	44

Thu April 08, 2021
		1. Bullet wound, 2. Heart attack, 3. Heart attack, 4. Overdose source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	79
		WV Wal-Mart worker who stole $124,000 in gift cards is now facing 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each of 3 counts of wire fraud. Meanwhile, Derek Chauvin is about to walk free on murder charges source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	115
		Georgia State Rep. Park Cannon will not face charges for knocking while Black source: msn.com \| share:	37

Wed April 07, 2021
		ʎoq pnoɹd source: cnn.com \| share:	140
		Derek Chauvin's defense team: George Floyd saying "I can't breathe" was a form of resisting arrest that entitled our client to continue restraining him. No, really, that's his defense. No, really source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	386

Tue April 06, 2021
		Minneapolis is running out of police officers who haven't testified against Derek Chauvin source: startribune.com \| share:	53

Mon April 05, 2021
		Get a brain, Moran source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)		"She claimed the altercation erupted after her husband showed his friends a nude picture of his late wife." Yup, Florida source: villages-news.com \| share:	35
		Harvey Weinstein appeals conviction on grounds that victims' testimony made him look "loathsome" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	34
		The real question we should be asking about Matt Gaetz: What kind of spectacular moron do you have to be to make an illicit payment for illegal activity on a fully traceable cash app? source: slate.com \| share:	118

Sun April 04, 2021
		SHAZAM source: msn.com \| share:	32

Thu April 01, 2021
		Driving drunk, sporting freshly-pissed-underwear and a gallon of vodka between your legs, and following a school bus all the way back to the city parking lot is no way to go through life, son source: mtstandard.com \| share:	47
		So this Matt Gaetz scandal traces back to a dirty tax collector. What am I, in the Bible? source: clickorlando.com \| share:	45

Tue March 30, 2021
		"Citizen's Arrest" law under scrutiny in Georgia, because, to paraphrase: "You can't kill someone for stealing a television, because sometimes there might be unintended consequences" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	40
		Should we wish her well? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	28

Mon March 29, 2021
		If you are in a car with meth and that car is sitting on the side of the road and the police notice said car, you might want to make sure the fake name you give them doesn't already have an active arrest warrant attached to it source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	17
		N.Y. Attorney General and Manhattan DA form rare alliance to investigate sentient glob of liver cirrhosis run amok source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	14
		Ex-husband accused of breaking into woman's home twice in two months and at least wearing an appropriate tee shirt for a trial source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	28
		Pokemon go to the jail source: kotaku.com \| share:	11
		Alabama Shakes in search of a new drummer, maybe a new name source: nydailynews.com \| share:	22

Sun March 28, 2021
		Prosecutors are ready to prosecute Trump source: politicususa.com \| share:	165

Fri March 26, 2021
		In Japan, livestreaming the arrest of drug dealers isn't against the law. Setting up the drug deal so you can livestream them getting arrested is source: soranews24.com \| share:	20
		When the pandemic started, Baltimore stopped prosecuting minor crime, drug and prostitution offenses to prevent Covid from spreading in jail. Then a magical thing happened: Crime dropped across the board. So they're making the changes permanent source: msn.com \| share:	116
		Could you have a fun weekend with an 80% polymer 9mm pistol loaded with 14 rounds, an additional magazine of 34 rounds, 40 Molly tablets, 11.1 grams of cocaine, $1,300, 369.6 grams of meth and an additional 210 grams of coke. Difficulty in Easton PA source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	179

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