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headlines found matching 'Criminal law'
Sun July 22, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Some father and son pairs do everything together. These two served in the military together, were cops together, and are now inmates in Palm County jails at the same time
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $54,000 worth of textbooks from law school. Police hope to recover the 12 volumes soon
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham charged with battery. Where would you connect the clamps?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, when the Butina-Republican spy scandal hit the fan, Manafort prepared to flip the nothingburger
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Fri July 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What are the chances you get struck by a stray bullet on the same street where you were struck by a stray bullet 20 years ago? Obviously pretty good for this innocent bystander
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
*Holds fingers to ear* "Reports of a second Robber falling from the store ceiling are coming in now"
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
Loud sex at the courthouse. Chick seems happy in her mugshot. Guy, not so much
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Man flogged 80 times in public square in Iran for heinous crime of A: Murder? B: Rape? or C: Drinking alcohol 10 years ago as a teenager?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I guess his checks cleared
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
If you get stuck in a kitchen duct at Golden Corral while trying to break in you might want to reconsider your life and diet choices
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Wed July 11, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida man with no arms arrested for stabbing a tourist. Mother of God, they're evolving
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
No, 911 does not offer free rides so stop bothering us. Oh, you've got drugs? Where shall we pick you up?
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Then they came for the citizens
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
You know Florida man is a Florida Man when he steals beer from the store but still goes for the Natty Light
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Sun July 08, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Who knew posting video on social media showing white men driving around Huntsville, AL neighborhood, saying they're "ready to shoot some f------g n-----s" would result in their arrests?
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Genitals in the right hand, a hatchet in the left hand, and sleeping in a stranger's bed. Hey, some people will do anything to get a good night's sleep
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
He was chasing her around with a golf club. Then things get Florida
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Police waited until Chris Brown was done with his concert before arresting him
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women caught drink-driving for the fourth time is spared a jail sentence. Drink-driving, WTH is that? I know, I'll just click the link and see and omgwtfisthatibleachstat
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. announces that Harvey Weinstein's check to his re-election fund bounced
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judd Hirsch for the defense of Wynonna Judd's daughter, who's going to real jail
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Sat June 30, 2018
(12 News Now)
 
 
 
Thief wearing dinosaur mask breaks into store. Only carried away small items, cell phones, watches due to those tiny arms
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
We would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Pop Tart wrapper
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
So, um, what's in the brown paper and plastic-wrapped packages again? Yeah, the ones with the photo of Pablo Escobar?
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
You know you have made bad choices in life when you try to run away from a court clerk, who also happens to be probably only person in Mississippi who qualifies as a triathlete
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Victorville, California man claims repeated arrests because of mistaken identity, as he apparently shares a name with a man in Loserville
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"It's a weird case, right," Judge Philip Simon said. "He allegedly stole a bridge. I'm fascinated by it"
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Thu June 28, 2018
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Protip: never make your non-apology apology about a racist statement you made at a chicken-and-waffles restaurant
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
Drinking a liter of vodka plus one or two bottles of wine a day, calling 911 repeatedly about cat litter and cat food, is no way to enjoy your golden years. Drew inconsolable
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Tue June 26, 2018
(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Man escapes justice with help from an imaginary razor blade and ceiling tiles
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
High on shrooms, naked, standing in a fire, swinging a stick at cops, and chanting in an unknown language is no way to go through life, son
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding woman, 19, forced ex-boyfriend to have sex, cops say
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The dog refused the breathalizer
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you're going to use a ship to smuggle a hundred million dollars of drugs, you may want to avoid calling your boat something obvious, like Mega Profit II
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Sat June 23, 2018
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Beer pong: Serious. Business
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump asks court for "border fix" based on solid legal principle: "I've made this mess you have to clean up for me"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road
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(WSYX ABC6 Columbus)
 
 
 
Suspect nicknamed "Popeye" wanted for Southern Ohio break-ins and I have a feeling he's gonna be pretty easy to identify
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and gambling at a casino is no way to go through life, son
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Spendin' all your time gettin' tail and layin' pipe is no way to go through life, son. At least not that kind of tail and not that kind of pipe
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Wed June 20, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sessions pens op-ed to claim detained children are treated better than American kids, as they receive regular meals, education, and health/dental care. Wait, is that better or worse?
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meatloaf thief on the loose. Police warn that he'll do anything for love (but he won't do "that")
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Those kids Trump is stealing from parents? No idea how they're going to reunite them, if ever
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(Patch)
 
 
 
By the time most people were just finishing their lunch, ambitious man had already committed burglary, arson, hit-and-run, auto theft, and vandalism, in addition to a slew of other crimes
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Alcohol You Later
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump catamite Steve Doocy: They're not cages, they're uh... uh... freedom hutches. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(Jamaica-Star)
 
 
 
Pioneering a new technique of avoiding arrest, man drops his pants, pretends to take a dump
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Cop and his crotch find out woman really does not want to leave this bar
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Butte coroner charged with DUI, police say arrest was unremarkable
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Well, he didn't need them anymore
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes deserves to be in prison--but will it make a difference?
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Sun June 17, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Who says millennials are lazy?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Country Song: My ex done tried to take my air conditioner / Baby it's hot outside / so I shot him with my pink stun gun / And you know what else? / I done shot his nuts off with a real gun
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manafort remanded to buy better encrypting software next time
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
You know how they say your average pedophile looks like the nice guy next door? Not this guy
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Wed June 13, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Nice idea: California votes to change some non-violent crimes from felonies to minimum sentences. Bad outcome: Increase in larcenies
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
All this Florida police chief wanted was a perfect burglary crime clearance rate score
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller asks for Manafort's trial to be moved back because it conflicts with another Manafort trial
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some jerk with a flare gun leaves a Guitar solo
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rose McGowan charged with cocaine possession planted by Harvey Weinstein
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Mon June 11, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Next on Southern Sportsman we have two Florida men playing a spirited game of Rake vs Hammer. In an unusual twist today, the guy with the rake decided to fight naked. Got to tell you, though, Hammer guy is on his game. Don't miss it
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Fri June 08, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller adds some ketchup to his nothingburger
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember Affluenza mom who helped her son skip to Mexico? Yeah, she's a meth head
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sandusky raided, not that one
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Teacher charged for allegedly having sex with a student. Farkers clicking to see if the teacher is hot will be in for a surprise
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Coroner's Office employee admits to selling heroin from morgue van. Story to the left, puns to the right
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Talking to 15-year-old online? Felony, register as a sex offender. Meet in real life and have sex? Misdemeanor
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a can of beans
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Mon June 04, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman took a dead person's car and belongings, may be dead herself. Which probably means zombies
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Sun June 03, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Forensic psychiatrist who worked on JonBenet case shot dead. Prepare for a 20-year investigation and 16 Dateline episodes of speculation
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for walking around a clothing store while naked
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man decides that he doesn't want to walk to impound lot, nor wait for it to open in the morning
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump could be indicted in secret under seal without him or anyone else knowing
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Greitens signs revenge porn ban on last day in office, chuckles ex post factoly
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Fri June 01, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
So, you can actually be charged for "aggressive meat sales?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You thought HOAs were bad? Clearly you've never been to Doraville, GA
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(Some Stumps-Dweller)
 
 
 
She burns your neck with her cigarette, you break her arm. That's the Yucca Valley Way
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
MO governor Greitens finally resigned after a judge ordered him to reveal his money sources
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Tue May 29, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Protip: If you want to get away with murder just don't take the girlfriend with you when you collect on the hit
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy"
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Sun May 27, 2018
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man arrested for his 5th DWI and a laundry list of other charges, rests easy knowing his next court appearance is free
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops respond to a report of a suspicious person... Then things get weird
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is not a genius at recognizing disguised sex cult websites. Instead of wasting time fighting the media, do your fricking job, dumb-dumb
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Snopes)
 
 
 
"Crisis actors" conspiracy theorist provides authorities with video evidence
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Wily Weinstein attorney uses "all of his friends were jumping off bridges, so Harvey did too" defense
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
You're awaiting trial for getting someone killed in a swatting prank, and you oppose the repeal of net neutrality. Do you: A) Submit public comments to the FCC; B) Donate to the EFF; or C) Call in a bomb threat at an FCC hearing?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Transracial woman busted for welfare fraud, adds to her collection of other falsified things
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A woman is facing charges after she forced a cable repairman to let her perform oral sex on him. He also fixed the cable
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Purdue Pharma, the makers of OxyContin, could have been put out of business 10 years ago, but Rudy Giuliani brokered a deal that kept their execs out of jail, and let them keep selling the pills to the government
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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Mon May 21, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"I see dead people." (And I take their drugs)
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
A good watchdog will keep your car from being stolen. Then there's this one, which apparently even the thief didn't want anything to do with
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stripping down and putting your underwear on your head is no way to rob houses son
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(Times Live South Africa)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the age-old question: "How many sheep can you fit in an old Toyota Corolla?"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Woman who bragged about getting away from traffic stop on department's Facebook page ends up on Fark
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
The crimes of Branson pinned on a single Oklahoma man. You'd think that Branson would have taken a conspiracy to pull off
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Fri May 18, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
While nobody was paying attention, the Feds have shut down possibly the largest case of medical fraud on record
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Crazy lady just walks into a Seattle pizza joint and hoses everyone down with Bear Spray
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lawmakers accidentally revoked veterans' exemption from drunk driving laws
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to build a Manafort on a swamp, but I built in all the same. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp
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Wed May 16, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pontiac woman accused of killing boyfriend, tries to escape detection by disguising self as... Damn, a rabid Oompa Loompa?
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(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
California man arrested for stealing rainbow flags, threatening to hurt LGBT people with pipe bombs, and having a mugshot that will poison the well of your soul
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
Ruler-toting Iowan pleads guilty for trying to take measure of a man
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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Sun May 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If we let everybody go, there'd be nobody in prison..." says country with one of the highest per capita incarceration rates in the world
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Fri May 11, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle's serial masturbator at it again on city bus. Bonus: was previously caught masturbating while waiting in line to register as sex offender
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin finds Matt Patricia's assault report. Looking for the report goes over the Lion's heads, much like most of the their QB's passes
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Police find creative way to explain that biker they shot
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Wed May 09, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
This is the nicest crack house you will ever see
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Light Sabers, a part of living
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man steals a front-end loader, uses it to play bumper cars in a Walmart parking lot because "he thought it was the end of the world and zombies were chasing him"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sessions: Brown people entering the US illegally will be separated from their children
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Sun May 06, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin's would-be presidential opponent was arrested during an anti-inauguration protest. In other news, one of Putin's enemies hasn't been gassed by his car, or fallen down an elevator shaft onto multiple bullets, or drank the glowing tea. Yet
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge in Manafort hearing: WITCH HUNT
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man punches 80-year-old crossing guard before pinching the female deputy who arrested him (with all-ears mugshot)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
That's some fine police work, Lou. No, actually it IS some fine police work
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Robbing an art museum. They call me the Picasso Prowler. You?" "I robbed a jewelry store. I'm the Diamond Desperado. You?" "I knocked over a Girl Scout Cookie stand." *Beat* "I'm the Thin Mint Thug"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Sometimes when you're out cruising drunk in your BMW, you really crave some waffles
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
First they took away the right to bang prostitutes while "investigating" them, and now it's going to be illegal to hook up with handcuffed prisoners. It's getting so there's no reason to be a cop any more
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Wed May 02, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man attacks two roommates with sword for stealing his sock, which makes sense since gnomes only take underwear
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Tue May 01, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
$50,000 of stolen Legos found in Portland man's home. Officers plan to keep both sets back at the station as "evidence"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Marriage material right there
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Juror from Bill Cosby's criminal trial says the evidence that swayed HIM into voting guilty was the minor gaffe by Cosby, of admitting to the crime, under oath in the deposition he gave in a civil trial
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Hide and Seek champ ends his twelve year reign
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist with "XFELON" vanity plate to remove X
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Thu April 26, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EA declared a criminal organization in Belgium
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby "doesn't have a plane, you asshole"
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Allison Mack story gets gets more weird. She allegedly married actress Nicki Clyne so she could stay in the country and cult
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon man admits to having sex with a horse. One look at his mugshot and you'll know of course, of course
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Golden State Killer may have finally been caught. Thank you, Michelle McNamara
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Home Depot has many clocks for your choosing, but this Home Depot in Dallas has one clock you can reset
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're running for mayor of New Orleans and the next thing you know you're pleading no contest in a public masturbation case
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama police create viral mashup combining popular current news stories: arresting black customers without cause and being stripped naked at Waffle House
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Man arrested for patronizing a prostitute tells police he's self-employed. After being reminded that he's currently the mayor of the neighboring town, he replies "for now"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(KPEL 96.5 Lafayette)
 
 
 
Naked woman found eating cheetos in half filled tub. Or as submitter calls it, foreplay
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Homeless man steals beer truck, wears awesome shorts
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even most of Trump's staunchest defenders and strongest allies are worried about the possibility of Cohen "flipping"-and implicit in that worry is the assumption that Cohen is crooked as hell and there was nothing legitimate about his work for Trump
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Wed April 18, 2018
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor explains how Hannity opened himself up to criminal charges thanks to his lies over Cohen
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to sell broccoli claiming it's weed, someone ends up getting killed. Jolly Green Giant wanted for questioning
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Robber with glue gun finds himself in sticky situation
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Tue April 17, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I couldn't have possibly committed the rape because as you can see I'm a good-looking guy and she's 300 pounds"
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man asks one of the eternal questions of life: "What would happen if I stole some beer?"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Home invasion by armed men turns out to be bounty hunters looking for $115
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Zut alors. Retired French star soccer player, currently director for Miami FC, has gone native, with the Gallic flair of holding cup of wine when taken into custody
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Do felons deserve the right to vote? Maine and Vermont are the only states to allow incarcerated criminals to vote and Florida is appealing a ruling related to it
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're going to break into a police station and crap on the front desk, wearing the police hat you stole might just give you away
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Batman avoids jail time because he smoked too much pot. Holy BS excuse, Batman
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
"Sure is great to be out of jail. I know a deputy is coming to give me a ride home, but I'm tired of waiting. Hey, look. A bike"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
There are over 1000 people who have been in local Louisiana jails for over four years because they couldn't make bail before their day in court, accused but not convicted of a crime
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deportation or admit in open court that your manhood really is just a quarter-inch killer? Decisions, decisions, decisions
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(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
"To fight revenge porn, I had to copyright my breasts"
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(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
"To fight revenge porn, I had to copyright my breasts"
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Tue April 10, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"A man armed with three axes and a knife destroyed a motel room, threatened to kill police officers and others and caused a standoff with police Tuesday." Nice try, liked the stripping, but your Florida Man application has been denied
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"I was in a sex cult before it was cool. You've probably never heard of it"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
DiBlasio aide busted on illegal gun charge
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you play The Game of Life with Milton Bradley, batteries are now included
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge again denies Manafort bail. Violin search initiated with local electron scanning microscope
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man caught using fake $100 bills at Burlington Coat Factory was just in desperate need of some earmuffs according to his mugshot
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Sun April 08, 2018
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Roof installer pitches fit and repossesses roof for late payment. Slapped with shingle charge of criminal damage and fined $4,500, beats being tarred and papered
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Wed April 04, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos to Department of Education IG: Sooo, just checking but these people that keep leaking documents showing what a clueless idiot I am...I can have them thrown in jail, right?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyer on his lawsuit to dismiss Mueller's charges against him: I don't know if we have any rationale for this
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Suspect sings 'Cops' theme following chase and arrest
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police: Man hits officer with potato chips after being told to stop riding carts at store
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California man arrested after he tried to pay for sex with a 4-year-old. Police say they got suspicious when he asked for a 1-year-old in change
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(Truro Daily)
 
 
 
"He allegedly smashed the front window of the home, woke a sleeping household and tried to torch the place, but he was civilized in his manner"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Any engineer can screw up, but how many can be charged with a felony for a bad design?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Your kid won't get out of bed for church. Do you: (a) yell louder, (b) ground him, or (c) tase him?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the name says it all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Affluenza" teen who killed four is to be released from prison today. Says he is looking forward to getting on with his life, perhaps get a Cabinet position
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Sat March 31, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
This is a beautiful road, paved with the very best of intentions. Wonder where it leads?
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I didn't have one, I'd steal it from my neighbor. And we would hit a sandbar, and be rescued by the sheriff, who'd wonder why I wasn't wearing my ankle monitor
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Online prostitution post by Carrot Top leads to robbery, lots of junk in trunks
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(Salina Post)
 
 
 
Ceiling ex is watching you, well, everything
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mom charged with leaving toddler in car that was then towed. Plus she had to pay the tow bill and the toddler fee. It adds up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two women arrested for fighting with human excrement. According to police, no cup was involved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
LOLs, Mueller is using Rick Gates to screw Donald, not Paulie F*cksticks
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Ever notice how 'Indiana' and 'large cockfighting bust' often appear together?
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Armed with nunchucks, man impersonates both a state trooper and the FBI while trying to fight a 15 year-old boy
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
♪ You tell a lie about a coconut, it get you locked up ♪
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Wed March 28, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
The long arm of justice causes man's arm to get stuck in a church drop box he was trying to steal from
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen asks himself to take a seat right over there
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Tue March 27, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Jesus needs to eat too - "Jesus is here, he's back to earth. I just broke in and had a pizza. I'm Jesus"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When booking musical acts for March For Our Lives, be sure they haven't been convicted of gun crimes
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Missing Harley Quinn cosplayers arrested in Nevada
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A Florida couple decide the best way to deal with the shooting tragedy is to steal toys from the memorial
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to let her boyfriend go. By pinning him up against his car with her own vehicle
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Tricycle rider and five others charged with beating up an innocent man because he took the rider's penis with N50 balance. This headline makes more sense than the article
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Stumbling into traffic yelling at cars, blowing a .286, kicking an officer in the head and being tasered twice will leave you looking like this guy
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(Carlsbad Current Argus)
 
 
 
New Mexico State Police arrested five people for attempted kidnapping to collect a $5 drug debt
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Sun March 25, 2018
(SILive)
 
 
 
Woman who is banned from every prison in state, gets caught sneaking into prison
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