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Thu January 26, 2023
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Man gets ban from tram after performing The Tyson Maneuver on a stranger
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like Boeing may face criminal fraud charges for all those 737 Max crashes despite a plea deal that had taken those off the table, concerning many who feel that corporations should never be held legally responsible for anything
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man who rammed car into dentist office charged with DUI, fillings
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you've had a few drinks, take the bus. No, not that way (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 23, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your turn, Iowa
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four Oath Keepers found guilty of the obvious seditious conspiracy they conspired for
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin is set to start shooting Rust again. Hasn't he done enough damage?
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Sun January 22, 2023
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
Burglarizing six homes while on parole is really dumb. In a neighborhood full of surveillance cameras, while wearing a court mandated GPS monitor and keeping the loot in your house? Rochester accomplishment unlocked
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Sat January 21, 2023
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Phantom Pooper strikes Tukwila
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Fri January 20, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Phuket. Didn't think they'd catch up to me here
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Brandon Lee would like to have a word about Alec Baldwin's recent manslaughter charges
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Weed dispensary robbed, suspects take the 101 South and crash into a solar panel: The Californians
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin to be charged with involuntary manslaughter, attempting to retake title of worst Baldwin from Adam
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Wed January 18, 2023
(KOB4)
 
 
 
The law and order/fiscally conservative candidate: someone who knows where to find rent-a-thugs and how to chisel them down to $500 each for some light terrorism
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Tue January 17, 2023
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Youtubing superstar either gets out of control celebrating her birthday or gets hassled by cops - let the media narrative war begin
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is that a gas-powered homemade gun in your pants, or are you just happy to be drunk and on the subway?
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Woman pushing groceries down shoulder of Louisiana Highway 1 gets accidentally "bumped" by driver. Caring driver reports incident to sheriff's office. Woman gets arrested. Then it get sad
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
"Tipton mum and son attack hairdresser carrying wheel brace over dead partner's funeral fees" Umm...what?
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Fri January 13, 2023
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Andy Dick arrested for being Andy Dick
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The next season of Rick and Morty might be slightly delayed
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
These are not the actions of someone who is sane ... er, I mean expecting exoneration. Also is it too early to start drinking?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Penis hair
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Archeology or grave robbing? Two arrested after making grave mistake and stealing from a cemetery. Plot twist: stealing shovels and an ATV
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The secret Republican plan in Alabama to arrest women for abortion is not so secret anymore
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When DIY personalized license plates meet truth in advertising
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baked Alaska gets two months in the cooler
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I just ... I mean ... I don't even ... how the ... can we just back up and ... I ...
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court needs to resolve the legal loophole that could arm mass shooters with makeshift automatic rifles. Blood will be on their hands if they don't
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican authorities arrest cartel leader El Gato, which is Spanish for The Gato
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
"I am an international business man, on my way to an important business meating". Bonus: for the 70th time
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
Tate owned so hard by Greta he's reportedly been hospitalized. No word on if he was sent to the burn ward
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia launches criminal probes on Kremlin critics. For those not up on their Star Wars lore, a Criminal Probe is what Han and Chewbacca shot near the rebel base on Hoth
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Sun January 08, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can you set up a GoFundMe to get money for the prison commissary? Um...no reason, just asking
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Sat January 07, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge requests additional briefs to expedite case
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Fri January 06, 2023
(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Superior man sentenced for setting multiple forest fires. I'd hate to see what inferior man did
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Thu January 05, 2023
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Released inmate throws rock through glass door of jail to try to get back inside for meal and place to sleep. Sheriff: "We quickly made those arrangements for him"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail, like investing in GameStop
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Here it is: the greatest non-apology of all time. "Jesus forgives me for trying to serve my wife's students cupcakes that were made with my semen"
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(Times & Star)
 
 
 
As someone who isn't British, Subby thought "spending a penny" in this headline literally meant "spending a penny". Turns out, there's an alternate meaning. No word on what penalty "save a penny" carries
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Drunk American YouTubers trespass into animal enclosures at Night Safari to pet wallaby and tempt hyena with potato chips. Where's a starving grizzly bear when you need one?
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Wed January 04, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Singer, mastermind of college admission scam, will graduate from prison a semester early
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Burned man rescued after hanging from power tower. He claims he was spotting for deer. Police claim he was stealing copper wire. Subby wonders if he was upset about drag shows
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Mon January 02, 2023
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Orlando Brown arrested for being so raven
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Sat December 31, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ala-BamBam-bama
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
That'll be 12 years in prison for buying guns for felons and helping cartels smuggle drugs, Mr. Border Patrol agent
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
Man's behavior at Walmart will lead to him taking a pregnant pause
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Tue December 27, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man jailed for assaulting partner with Christmas ornament. This is not a repeat from another Florida Man 11 days ago using the entire tree
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hard-working couple rise early in the morning to head out to work. Stealing holiday tips people leave out for trash collectors
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Mon December 26, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you bail someone out, are you vouching for them? Are you responsible when they go full mayhem? Asking for my celebrity friends
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
85 pounds of weed? You could have a pretty good weekend at Baskin Robbins on that, officer
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man accused of taking CPR classes at Cutlery World
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Per Jamie Raskin, we are now at the 'How would the Secret Service deal with TFG serving a de facto life sentence in prison?' phase of things
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Fri December 23, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan man learns the hard way that it's hard out here for a pimp
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(AP News)
 
 
 
3 dead, 3 wounded in Paris shooting; suspect arrested. World shocked. Residents of US barely glance at headline over their phones
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man shoots woman because she was A: Breaking into his house? B: Attacking him? or C: Twerking?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Methromancer's ability check fails
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State corrections head wisely no-shows for hearing with lawmakers who want to know why there are almost four times as many inmates on a waiting list for educational programs as there are in the programs - after they fully funded them. Whoops
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Prison guard arrested for smuggling contraband to the Hamburglar
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Wed December 21, 2022
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
After a serial burglar promised police he will continue burglaring after being released, he burgled cleaning supplies from a grocery store and then went into the bathroom to clean. Yeah, I don't get it either
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, let's check in on how the cases against those 20 people DeathSanta found to charge with voter fraud are proceeding, shall we? Oh, wow
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Tue December 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
There once was a Florida Teen Who couldn't keep his bedroom clean. He grabbed a big pan, when his mom said he can, And then stabbed her right in the spleen
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In Court, you may plead Guilty, Not Guilty, or "Your Honour, I blame my Criminal Lawyer"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
FTX CEO Scammer Bankrupt-Fraud is so dumb. How dumb is he? He even screwed up his own extradition hearing and now he's going back to a third world jail cell
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
"Assistant dean of Virginia christian college sentenced to 6 years on child pornography charges". But he was only doing that job because he was unable to land his dream gig: Youth Pastor
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Schiff or get off the pot
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Sat December 17, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
And my plan to steal the truck would've worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling drinks and all their ethanol
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
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Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry's DUI footage released. Not looking good for a 5th term there Tom
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Fri December 16, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Crimo Jr. charged for signing the Firearm Owner's Identification card that allowed his then 19-year-old son Crimo III to obtain the weapon for the Highland Park, Ill shooting. He might as well change his last name to Criminal
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Douglas Jensen, 43 of Des Moines, Iowa gets to spend the next 5 years regaling his cell mates with the story of the time he led all those people into the US Capitol to '"Stop the Steal" and save the county from a Satanic cabal of reptiloids
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(Politico)
 
 
 
One... two... three... THREE potential criminal referrals for Trump. Ha ha ha ha
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto - Amazon Prime edition
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Thu December 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jump jumps
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(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Duh, where else would you look for a drug dealer?
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
*Pew Pew Pew* "Puff Puff Puff"
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
In our city we have a "crime-free" housing ordinance to prevent undesirables from moving in, wink-wink. Federal government: Yeah, I see what you're getting at, and you mean to say you violated the Fair Housing Act and the Civil Rights Act, wink-wink
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, that's my retirement grease
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man caught after shooting at and burning several "Kingdom Halls" in Washington State. Apparently there were Witnesses
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That pic you took displaying bloody knuckles and grinning ear to ear just after beating the crap out of a homeless army vet probably isn't going to "play" well during the trial of that police brutality lawsuit he filed against you, officer
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Mon December 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fried fried
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Yeah, but he didn't say where he would park it. Bonus: grand theft auto Chevy Malibu
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Sat December 10, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So what if I shot out the neighbor kid's bedroom window. That dang squirrel was on my bird feeder
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Thu December 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida burglars attempt bank robbery. Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Wed December 07, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice ... Oh, wait. It's just Walmart
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Clearwater PD: Florida man had sex with dog in front of people including children; damaged church property, a mailbox and potted plants. On the plus side Florida has no state income tax
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sam Bankman-Fried faces decades in prison for committing the one crime America still prosecutes: stealing from rich people
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
DeSantis suspends citizen-elected prosecutor for being a "woke ideologue," leading to DeSantis officials having to define woke in court. "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." So, the Deep State?
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner stands his ground through closed front door against 15-year-old Warnock canvasser
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Fugitive: why did you leave me out of the most wanted list? Police: you're right. Sorry for our mistake. You have two warrants, we're on our way
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Thu December 01, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Gallant switches off their roommate's stereo when the noise is annoying. Goofus switches off their roommate's ventilator when the noise is annoying
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited
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(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
We're cooking up some holiday FAFO in Colorado as a second Mesa County elections deputy has pleaded guilty and will testify against indicted MyPillow clerk Tina Peters
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Police chief allowed to retire from force, avoid jail, get blowjob
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Dimock will get free water for 75 years, and Coterra gets to keep drilling. You may remember Dimock from the movie Gasland and their flammable water
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Deputies arrest three teens. Make them draw swastikas over and over again until they learn how to do it properly
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I am beyond happy. He has absolutely never had to face a consequence in his entire life. This will be the very first time. He's spent his life making others pay-this was past due for him"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It turns out they are the groomers they've been looking for
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This "Bad Grandpa" sequel is LIT
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Movie idea: crook poses as hotel valet, steals car instead. Lame: it's only a Chevy Malibu. Lamer: it's on an island, so he can't even cross the county line
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stinky Cat gaining traction. ewwww
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Sun November 27, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Customer breaks jar of salsa. Does the clerk: A) Grab a broom and dustpan to clean up the mess? B) Put a "Wet Floor/Piso Mojado" sign over the broken jar? C) Grab her gun and shoot the customer? Difficulty: Texas
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Criminal justice reform pioneer shot dead in southeast DC, which is not the proof of concept its backers wanted
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a murder suspect out of my hat. This time for sure
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Wed November 23, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
What the Pho? Grandma yells at car thieves who just stole her car with grand kids inside. Thieves immediately crash into building
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Criminal charges have been filed against seven Michigan State football players for the tunnel fight after the Michigan/Michigan State game
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out that the main threat to election integrity in Florida was bureaucratic disorganization. Who knew? [Gary.Oldman.gif]
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Judge Goodoleboy has kept corrupt DA in Arbery murder case from suffering any consequences. The system works
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Friend of Rep. Matt Gaspedal: Your honor, why am I going to jail for all these various crimes I admitted to and my boy Matt here is getting appointed to the House Judiciary Committee?
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Outgoing Oregon Governor Kate Brown sees Biden's 6,500 federal cannabis pardons and raises with an astounding 45,000 statewide cannabis pardons
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Dear DC Hilton Garden Inn staff: Everything was fine except for the murder of one of the guests. 1 Star
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Riley Williams, noted fascist and ren faire enthusiast, found guilty of 6 of 8 charges for her role in Jan 6th and immediately remanded into custody pending sentencing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Reality TV stars to be sentenced. Unfortunately, not all of them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's rebelling against your family, and then there's this asshole
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Sat November 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lone wolf arrested after stalking the leader of the Pack
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD and Union Pacific Railroad Police arrest 22 train robbers, recover $18 million in stolen cargo. Woodcock would've warned them that after knocking off the U.P., you flee to Bolivia
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Fri November 18, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember kid, crime doesn't pay... Well, it paid a little
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The McTat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You don't make friends with salad
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Danny Masterson declines testifying in his own defense at rape trial, preferring to let his work speak for itself
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you must carjack and steal a car, do not connect your iPhone configured with your name to the car's Bluetooth
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Criminal Smurf has been arrested in Vegas for attempted murder
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
I am shocked, shocked I say, that the board members of an HOA embezzled millions of dollars. Well not that shocked, those fines for putting a pot of flowers in the wrong place had to go somewhere
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A dick to be put on a list
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Driver arrested after pursuit through six Rhode Island communities. Who knew Rhode Island had that many communities?
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(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Governor Abbott declares immigration from Mexico to be an invasion. Seems like I've heard this rhetoric before in El Paso
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Sun November 13, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
A couple of stinkers arrested after nearly $23,000 in perfume stolen from mall
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Hey. No take-backs
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Dumbarse
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Fri November 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tesla camera catches tire thieves in action. Police: "The three look like they're working for NASCAR with the speed and practice of their theft, though we've never seen NASCAR crews have their pants slowly, slowly, slooooowly drop,"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station. Ya rly
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Thu November 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky president to student that hurled racist slur at a black student: GTFO of our campus... permanently. Duke Sucks
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pimp outside motel drives on wrong side of street to inform trio of attractive sex workers that he'll make them "real money," ignoring the First Rule of Attractive Sex Worker Club
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Wed November 09, 2022
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Fresh arrest warrants served for peach thieves who ap-pear-ently have done this sort of thing before
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Anesthesiologist caught in child sex trafficking sting operation expected to plead N₂O contest
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The buried lede: Christina Bobb turned down an immunity offer because she thinks she didn't need it. Gotta keep that spot in Hair Furor's bunker
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Shoplifter gets busted for the old eggnog-in-the-pants maneuver, pleads the fifth, because no one should never, ever admit to the old eggnog-in-the-pants maneuver
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Tue November 08, 2022
(KNWA Arkansas)
 
 
 
Shiatfaced after a wedding reception? Ask a deputy for a ride home. Or, if you ARE a deputy, just drive your unmarked official vehicle, containing 3 pistols, a rifle magazine and boxes of ammo. Surely that will work
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The woman who was nearly killed by a train after cops stranded her on the tracks gets to be criminally charged at the same time that they do
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Mon November 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you happen to see the teen who killed her (alleged) rapist and then fled custody, feel free to report her... or not
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Next up on the news, one of our reporters has been arrested. Details at 11, if she makes bail
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Missing court due to a broken truck, that's a bench warrant. Turning yourself in to vacate bench warrant and trying to call your wife to tell her you're going to jail, that's a take down, resisting arrest charge, and broken arm
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That Q-believer MAGAT who attacked Paul Pelosi and wanted to break nancy's kneecaps? He didn't even vote in the "stolen" election, because he was an illegal alien....from Canada. I for one say it's aboot time that we built that wall, eh?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Build a fire for passers by, and they're warm for a moment. Spray them with Lysol, and they smell good for a few minutes. Spray them with flaming Lysol, though, and you get arrested
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Tue November 01, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former heavyweight boxer charged with trying to bring 22 TONS of cocaine into the US. That is indeed some heavy weight
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Sat October 29, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Epic victory for a Canadian man who didn't want his name sullied by being on the sex offender registry, now gets to have his name sullied by winning a Supreme Court decision over putting him on the sex offender registry
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
That 70's rape case continues. This week: You can't stop a Scientology terror campaign anymore than you can stop Danny Masterson from having anal with you
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Wed October 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
By now over half the men in Michigan have been convicted of trying to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Registered sex offender who taped his personal cell phone under ex-girlfriend's car to track her movements didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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Sun October 23, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man thought it was so rude that another guy didn't thank him for holding open a door that he voiced his displeasure. He must've thought it was even ruder when the guy then stabbed him to death
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Sat October 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Gondola
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Florida judge throws out first of 19 voting fraud cases trumpeted by DeSantis
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Some Dexter)
 
 
 
Defund the police forensic orthodontist
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Complete tool arrested for stealing tools
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Huffing might get you a gold face, but a meth bender will get you black all over
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Wed October 19, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ When you steal ♩ A Mercedes ♫ You'll bypass jail ♩ Crime after crime ♬
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Tue October 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Queens man confesses to setting a Bangladeshi restaurant on fire because he "was very drunk" and they messed up his chicken biryani order. Chicken biryani, serious food
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police abandon informant, allowing drug dealer to rape her twice. Court lets dealer out on bail. Dealer doesn't show up for trial. Hey Louisiana justice system, admit the dealer's your best bud
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Polk County Sheriff brings us another Florida crime highlight: Hunting down a Good Samaritan
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The meth, it burns
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Its hard to think of a faster collapse than this one in the last two decades
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Fri October 14, 2022
(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Hope police search for thieves. Prayer police to be called if that fails
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Teen girl hires teen hitman to kill teen relative, say teen police. Okay, not that many teens
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Roger Stone reacting to yesterday's hearing: oh sure when James Baker told George W. Bush to steal an election, everyone called him a "genius" but when *I* do it , it's "inssurectionist" this and "seditious conspiracy" that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brawl*Mart II : The Shopliftening
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Thu October 13, 2022
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Tickle Me Elmo takes a dark, dark turn
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Some Poor Guy)
 
 
 
The CEO of the largest US bank has been making a lot of pronouncements lately on the economy, markets, Elon's genius, so it might be a good thing to know that his FINRA BrokerCheck record would render him unemployable as a broker on Wall Street
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
It ain't armed robbery if your finger ain't loaded
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Man falsely claimed he was a billionaire, a Harvard MBA, and a special forces veteran to commit $35 million fraud. Authorities became suspicious when he didn't launch a Senate campaign
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Hit and run driver leaves injured passenger behind, assaults random passerby, attempts to grab child, exposes self to good samaritans, and performs indecent act; still not sure what his fark handle is
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"This is not going to become a trial on Scientology," said the Judge, as the Danny Masterson rape trial became a trial on Scientology
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
If you wonder which nation's laws apply when a Singaporean passenger on a Bahamas-flagged cruise ship in international waters breaks into a woman's cabin and steals a bra, here's a clue: He's gonna get up to 10 years if guilty
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