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| Fri November 11, 2022 |
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Tesla camera catches tire thieves in action. Police: "The three look like they're working for NASCAR with the speed and practice of their theft, though we've never seen NASCAR crews have their pants slowly, slowly, slooooowly drop,"
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Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee
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Don't use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station. Ya rly
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| Thu November 03, 2022 |
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Missing court due to a broken truck, that's a bench warrant. Turning yourself in to vacate bench warrant and trying to call your wife to tell her you're going to jail, that's a take down, resisting arrest charge, and broken arm
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That Q-believer MAGAT who attacked Paul Pelosi and wanted to break nancy's kneecaps? He didn't even vote in the "stolen" election, because he was an illegal alien....from Canada. I for one say it's aboot time that we built that wall, eh?
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Build a fire for passers by, and they're warm for a moment. Spray them with Lysol, and they smell good for a few minutes. Spray them with flaming Lysol, though, and you get arrested
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