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Fri July 03, 2020
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
If you've been using EncroChat, quick, tell us a CSB before you get arrested and hauled off to prison
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawyers for George Floyd's murderers announce that accurately describing the murder biases potential jurors
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters D, U, and I
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
While swimming in Louisiana is legal, swimming in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium is not
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for Trump's arrest
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(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
I see what you did there Florida Man and I'm going all in .... I am Kentucky Man
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WonderWall)
 
 
 
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have been pushed out of the exclusive Bel-Air Country Club after their guilty pleas. Where's my damn violin
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapper Huey killed in double shooting. Dewey, Louie vow to solve the mystery, or rewrite history
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is dispensing with US Attorneys the way Walmart allegedly dispensed opioids: freely and deliberately
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When people say protests never accomplish anything remind them a special prosecutor was just appointed to investigate Elijah McClain's murder
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gregory McMichael, Travis McMichael, and William "Roddie" Bryan charged with malice murder, four counts of felony murder, two counts of aggravated assault, false imprisonment and criminal attempt to commit false imprisonment of Ahmaud Arbery. It's a start
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gold Mouth sought in shooting over drug deal, unfortunate smelting accident
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(Vice)
 
 
 
DOJ has a list of cops so bad they can't credibly testify in court and are refusing to make the list publicly available for other legal agencies
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
We've all heard about the Superman curse, but now there's an Alfalfa one too
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Guy in Florida steals a $900,000 boat, promptly crashes it into pilings
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty"
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Sun June 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Look at him buying cookies like he didn't murder George Floyd
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Near and far, Grover wants to end police for profit
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Sat June 20, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for White woman accused of setting Atlanta Wendy's on fire
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Victims are angry and upset that burglars stole their saffron. Quite rightly
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Fri June 19, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida now requiring people in major cities to wear masks in public, not so fast, Jacksonville
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kentucky AG asks for patience in Breonna Taylor case, claims not all the police will get raises and promotions
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Riot arsonist identified through social media and arrested. No, this isn't a repeat from a few hours ago
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dude who claims he's had sex with 'plenty' of chicks all through lockdown is definitely not exaggerating. Oh no (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
At least one small town Tennessee mayor gets it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Golden State Killer accepts offer denied to his victims
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"What Chicago's Ultimate Bad Cop Taught Me About Police Reform." Subby, who did criminal law in Chicago, can confirm this guy was THE WORST - and his story illustrates everything wrong with modern PDs and how impossible it is to hold cops accountable
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bolton's Lawyer volunteered in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that Bolton had violated both his NDA and perhaps a few criminal laws like the Espionage Act. Well, that's an interesting book publicity strategy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you left your keys at a crime scene, Winnipeg police would like to...oh, wait, I see my job is done here
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Sun June 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Molotov cocktail throwers now facing life in prison for not understanding what 'peaceful protest' means
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free spirit airlines
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The party's over in Kentucky as the first indictments are handed down enforcing their new bestiality law. And because it's Kentucky it should be clarified, that law is ANTI-bestiality
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman killed, boyfriend wounded after alleged dispute over dog pooping. Dog that hates the person you're dating seen taking notes
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In this story's defence, it starts with a dairy-based low-speed non-collision and a poop-flinging incident before becoming horrifically brutal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Attorney says client who drove car into protest got off easy because he's white, in rare case of brutal honesty from a lawyer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
One of the 4 officers charged in George Floyd's death, Thomas "Training Day" Lane, has apparently managed to come up with $750,000 to post his bail. Lane is expected to enter a plea of "Befehl ist Befehl" at a June 29th hearing
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Calling all cars, calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a golf course beverage cart. The beverage cooler is empty. Repeat, the beverage cooler is empty
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Anonymous donor matches BTS's Black Lives Matter donation
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Guide on donating effectively to highest-impact groups working on racial and criminal justice with links. Subby has some pre-paid one month Total Fark memberships saved up and is going to give them to liters posting receipts in the thread
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Mon June 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
That excuse didn't work at Nuremberg in 1946 and it doesn't work now
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman shows Florida Man how it's done .... with a hamburger
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who aimed bow and arrow at Salt Lake City protesters charged with three felonies, still strong contender for "Worst Legolas cosplay 2020" award
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Habeas Corpus secures every man here, alien or citizen, against everything which is not law, whatever shape it may assume" - Thomas Jefferson. Civil Unrest, night 10
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin's attorney decides representing Derek Chauvin could be hazardous to his health
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Tue June 02, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD chief walks back his statement suggesting that George Floyd's death is on looters' hands
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Mon June 01, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis prosecutor: "We will not file criminal charges against those who came downtown to stand against injustice and make their voices heard through peaceful demonstrations." So why were they arrested at all? Indy police chief: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump unhinged call to governors to crush the protesters audio leaked
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man arrested in SC was illegally carrying a concealed weapon and OMG, is that a drum magazine for his pistol?
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Concerns about Chauvin being able to breathe
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"A riot is the language of the unheard" - MLK. Civil unrest continues in Minneapolis, Atlanta, New York, Louisville, Los Angeles
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man spends 24 hours vandalizing high school. What's that you say? Florida? Yes, of course, he was naked
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(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense
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Wed May 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having a shoe fetish is old and busted, having a flip-flop fetish that makes you steal 100 pairs from the neighbors homes to use in randy romps with yourself is the new weirdness
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
"Children make terrible tenants. The law doesn't allow me to discriminate against people on account of children, but I can tell you I would rather have a Great Dane for a tenant than a three-year-old"
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Besides the tattoos, their biggest life mistake was stealing a Saturn (with mugshot goodness)
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Tue May 26, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who do you cheer for when a drunk driver hits a man accused of running from the scene of an assault?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
OK, one more time, everybody. When you are wanted for crimes, DO NOT LIVESTREAM YOURSELF. Although your live arrest should be great for traffic. With, it goes without saying, video goodness
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Thu May 21, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Scope of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting has evolved, and now William Bryan (no, not that one) has been arrested. Clarence Darrow unavailable for comment
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Attempted Murder-Suicide ends with unsuccessful murder but successful suicide, so glass half full?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Everywhere you look" there's a plea deal
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Wed May 20, 2020
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Do you know the difference between a ballpoint pen and tattoo? This man apparently doesn't. Oh yeah, he's also wanted for murder. (w/pic)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner uses his 2nd Amendment right to protect his 1st Amendment right to not wear a mask
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nanny-state to make alcohol-fueled crime offenders wear 'sobriety tags'; adulterers wear a red alphanumeric symbol
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Old news: Outside prosecutor brought in to consider charges against the men who killed Ahmaud Arbery . New News: and also, an outside JUDGE to hear the case
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Mon May 18, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Judge denies request by 'delusional' Martin Shkreli to be released to conduct COVID-19 research
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii requires a 14-day quarantine for all out-of-state visitors. Let's see what happens when a New Yorker goes to the beach instead
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
A 22-year-old was arrested after a high-speed police chase from Mississippi to Memphis involving a stolen barbecue food truck. Mmmm, this Smokey and the Bandit remake sounds tasty
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Wed May 13, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Oh, here's something that might explain why the first two DAs were so very hesitant to press charges against Ahmaud Arbery's killers: one of them worked at the office for years without proper certification. Or the power to arrest people
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Mugshot of the Year? Bonus info: Was once arrested for "licking a man's face"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Being a low-level Target employee and following company policy by refusing admission to customers without masks? That's a face-punchin' and arm-breakin'
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Just another example of the Patriarchy punishing a woman for daring to be a successful entrepreneur
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(Vox)
 
 
 
AI performing employment background checks? What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ahmaud Arbery murder is so crooked that the Georgia attorney general wants the DOJ to investigate the early involvement of two DAs who later recused themselves
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Sat May 09, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Plastered in Plaistow, hammered in the Hamptons, exiting Exeter. Anyway you slice it, when the trooper pulls you over and approaches your car, that doesn't mean they want to race you
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Also known as the Gym Jordan Rule
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Thu May 07, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
GBI announces the arrest of the two men involved in killing of Ahmaud Arbery
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Nurses are underpaid and it wasn't like her 70 year old dying coronavirus patient needed his credit card anymore anyway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Biden demonstrates that he knows that being a leader sometimes means taking a controversial stance on an issue, like calling for the prosecution of two GA men who chased down an unarmed black jogger in their pick-up and then shot him
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind escapes from Cook County Jail by means of a cunning ruse whereby he pretended to be another inmate who was set to be released and donned an elaborate disguise...well, okay, a hoodie and a facemask
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Come put my pussy out because it's on fire"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Video showing the killing of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, GA released. I am now seriously scared of what my son will face as he grows up
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for licking her way around the grocery store
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Mon May 04, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Police video from Darren McFadden's Whataburger drive-thru arrest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another thing black people can't do without getting shot: Jogging
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel's Supreme Court begins two day period of being concerned about all of Netanyahu's criminal activity before ruling that he can be Prime Minister anyhow
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Thu April 30, 2020
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Mugshot happiness: Still has a smile on her face after being arrested for fleeing deputy who clocked her at 107 in a 45 zone -- but she did slow down 50 in a neighborhood before stopping at her house
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man gets a DUI, gets released from jail, shaves mustache and goes and gets another DUI
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Private First Class Neiro of the First Imaginary Army of Florida Men taken down by K9 after refusing to step away from his dropped firearm. No word on whether he could distinguish between his rifle and his gun
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Mon April 27, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Always check the residence address three times before demolition or gorilla-suit pranks
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Happy Holidays: Woman arrested for assaulting man with a candy cane
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman takes NYPD patrol car for a joyride and gets caught in the only traffic jam that Manhattan has seen in almost a month
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Successful shooting won't spare you from being cut by Tulane Basketball team
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Listen and understand. That Sinister Minister is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are dead
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Sun April 26, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Driving on closed beach "out of boredom" doesn't merit any exceptions, Wannabe Florida Man
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Couple caught bringing large amount of meth from Arizona to Minnesota, but it's the WTF mugshot that's the real story here
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Only in Florida would a fight break out over who gets to hand out free food for the impoverished
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Man, Scott Baio sure has gone back in time and let himself go
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why you're so angry at Elena Kagan. Oh, you're not angry at Elena Kagan? You don't even know who Elena Kagan is? Alright then. Carry on
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Myth: during the pandemic, bored teens want to meet up with you for sex. Reality: of course they're cops
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pity the poor criminal lawyers. With no business coming in how will they ever survive? Y'all need to go out an commit some crimes to keep them going
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
You rob banks because that's where the money is. You self-isolate in someone else's (closed) restaurant because that's where the food and booze is. Lots of it
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Heinass crime thwarted
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sʞǝǝʍ ǝɹoɯ ɹnoɟ ɹoɟ ʇɥɓᴉɹ ʇᴉ ɓuᴉop ǝɹˌʎǝɥꓕ
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
The Walmart loss prevention officer immediately retreated into the corner of the office to avoid getting hit with Dearing's flying poop and called for backup
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Florida Man rejects the idea that furloughing prisoners during the COVID-19 pandemic will save lives
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Note to Self: When driving around with an active warrant, drugs, a gun and 4 kids in your car don't start a high speed chase with State Troopers
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Telling a cop wait until I see you on the street will not stop the police from arresting you, and in fact will allow the police to add an additional charge against you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Court to Cardinal Pell: you're free to go. Police: there's just one more thing
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"As deputies took him into custody, Florida Man, threatened them and then coughed and blew at them from the back of a patrol car, saying, "I hope you die. I hope you catch corona. I hope the coronavirus, I hope it latches on to you,"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Wife of astronaut indicted for lying about space crime. Odo is on the case
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
California courts: Well, OK. Seeing as how it's a pandemic and all, I guess we can temporarily change our rules so that we're treating poor people and nonviolent felons more fairly. But don't go getting all used to it or anything
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Sat April 04, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Guess that answers the question of which one was evil
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Thu April 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii 5-0oo$
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Wed April 01, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for trying to infect Hawaii
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Court finds algorithm bias studies don't violate US anti-hacking law
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
God releases statement supporting Florida sheriff, condemning idiot pastor
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
R. Kelly wants his jail sentence pissed away
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Wed March 25, 2020
(River Bender)
 
 
 
Man licks deodorants at Walmart, posts on social media, given third Degree. Bravo. Very Suave
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Tue March 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Every cloud has a silver lining as even NYC's criminals appear to be self-isolating upon discovering there is no one to mug thanks to coronavirus fears
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man breaks into his parents' home while they are out of town. Does he steal a) money, b) toilet paper, or c) meatballs
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Now the pandemic is leading to criminals being let out of jail for free. If they also get to collect $200, I'm going to be furious
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When bringing an inmate into a jail intake area, make sure his cuffs are tight. Also make sure he doesn't have a gun
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Stop: Collaborate and listen / ICE head is back with a recommendation / COVID: Is a thing and it's frightening / Low-risk detainees: let 'em out, like lightning
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Fri March 20, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've gotten a sex and name change, started working as a waitress at a Thai place and doing ID theft as a side gig
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Coronavirus freezes ICE
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for impersonating officer just days after going to jail for same crime. "Two days after his release and he is already up to his old tricks." Yup, Florida
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
If you needed something to lift your spirits this is the story for you. Harvey Weinstein is now well enough to return to his jail cell
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Fri March 13, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Former Virginia House candidate Sheila Bynum-Coleman charged with revenge porn, eyes possible special envoy position in Trump administration
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Andrew Gillum goes full "Florida man", and yes meth was a factor
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Thu March 12, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
He was found guilty of 'official misconduct,' but the real crime is looking like he does, and wearing a bow tie anyway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even Avenatti's lawyer doesn't want to visit him. Right, right, for "Corona virus". It's okay, he's in jail. You can say he's a dick
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Wed March 11, 2020
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Man convicted for stealing $2 million from school district after sending email claiming he was from construction firm. District also sent money to three Nigerian princes and now has a ton of boner pills
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alex Jones arrested on DWI charge. At least that's what the Illuminati wants you to think
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
When an arrest goes wrong in Wisconsin it can hurt. He's got my d*** spray him, spray him already
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey Florida Man you gotta stop with those fake Federal badges
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Two cellmates in misery sharing a cell with Harvey Weinstein on Rikers Island
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
They ought to make a movie - largest heist since WW II may have been an inside job
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Sun March 08, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You're getting into your car and suddenly shot at in a paintball drive-by. What do you do?
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