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Fri July 03, 2020
		If you've been using EncroChat, quick, tell us a CSB before you get arrested and hauled off to prison source: bleepingcomputer.com \| share:	15

Tue June 30, 2020
		Lawyers for George Floyd's murderers announce that accurately describing the murder biases potential jurors source: nytimes.com \| share:	78

Mon June 29, 2020
		Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters D, U, and I source: komonews.com \| share:	20
		While swimming in Louisiana is legal, swimming in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium is not source: foxnews.com \| share:	36
		Warrant issued for Trump's arrest source: aljazeera.com \| share:	96
		I see what you did there Florida Man and I'm going all in .... I am Kentucky Man source: wsiltv.com \| share:	19

Sun June 28, 2020
		Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have been pushed out of the exclusive Bel-Air Country Club after their guilty pleas. Where's my damn violin source: wonderwall.com \| share:	28

Fri June 26, 2020
		Rapper Huey killed in double shooting. Dewey, Louie vow to solve the mystery, or rewrite history source: cnn.com \| share:	32
		Bill Barr is dispensing with US Attorneys the way Walmart allegedly dispensed opioids: freely and deliberately source: cnn.com \| share:	40
		When people say protests never accomplish anything remind them a special prosecutor was just appointed to investigate Elijah McClain's murder source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	36

Wed June 24, 2020
		Gregory McMichael, Travis McMichael, and William "Roddie" Bryan charged with malice murder, four counts of felony murder, two counts of aggravated assault, false imprisonment and criminal attempt to commit false imprisonment of Ahmaud Arbery. It's a start source: cbsnews.com \| share:	79
		Gold Mouth sought in shooting over drug deal, unfortunate smelting accident source: clickorlando.com \| share:	14
		DOJ has a list of cops so bad they can't credibly testify in court and are refusing to make the list publicly available for other legal agencies source: vice.com \| share:	45

Tue June 23, 2020
		We've all heard about the Superman curse, but now there's an Alfalfa one too source: foxnews.com \| share:	26
		Guy in Florida steals a $900,000 boat, promptly crashes it into pilings source: tampabay.com \| share:	44
		"Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty" source: khou.com \| share:	106

Sun June 21, 2020
		Look at him buying cookies like he didn't murder George Floyd source: tmz.com \| share:	168
		Near and far, Grover wants to end police for profit source: twincities.com \| share:	42

Sat June 20, 2020
		Arrest warrant issued for White woman accused of setting Atlanta Wendy's on fire source: wsbtv.com \| share:	140
		Victims are angry and upset that burglars stole their saffron. Quite rightly source: cnbc.com \| share:	52

Fri June 19, 2020
		Florida now requiring people in major cities to wear masks in public, not so fast, Jacksonville source: news4jax.com \| share:	33
		Kentucky AG asks for patience in Breonna Taylor case, claims not all the police will get raises and promotions source: cnbc.com \| share:	72

Thu June 18, 2020
		Riot arsonist identified through social media and arrested. No, this isn't a repeat from a few hours ago source: nypost.com \| share:	94
		Dude who claims he's had sex with 'plenty' of chicks all through lockdown is definitely not exaggerating. Oh no (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	55

Tue June 16, 2020
		At least one small town Tennessee mayor gets it source: chattanoogapulse.com \| share:	10
		Golden State Killer accepts offer denied to his victims source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	36

Mon June 15, 2020
		Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	99
		"What Chicago's Ultimate Bad Cop Taught Me About Police Reform." Subby, who did criminal law in Chicago, can confirm this guy was THE WORST - and his story illustrates everything wrong with modern PDs and how impossible it is to hold cops accountable source: politico.com \| share:	60
		Bolton's Lawyer volunteered in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that Bolton had violated both his NDA and perhaps a few criminal laws like the Espionage Act. Well, that's an interesting book publicity strategy source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	80
		If you left your keys at a crime scene, Winnipeg police would like to...oh, wait, I see my job is done here source: winnipeg.ctvnews.ca \| share:	17

Sun June 14, 2020
		NYC Molotov cocktail throwers now facing life in prison for not understanding what 'peaceful protest' means source: nypost.com \| share:	225
(Some Guy)		Free spirit airlines source: gruntstuff.com \| share:	48

Fri June 12, 2020
		The party's over in Kentucky as the first indictments are handed down enforcing their new bestiality law. And because it's Kentucky it should be clarified, that law is ANTI-bestiality source: cincinnati.com \| share:	61
		Woman killed, boyfriend wounded after alleged dispute over dog pooping. Dog that hates the person you're dating seen taking notes source: kdvr.com \| share:	30

Thu June 11, 2020
		In this story's defence, it starts with a dairy-based low-speed non-collision and a poop-flinging incident before becoming horrifically brutal (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	29
		Attorney says client who drove car into protest got off easy because he's white, in rare case of brutal honesty from a lawyer source: wreg.com \| share:	41
		One of the 4 officers charged in George Floyd's death, Thomas "Training Day" Lane, has apparently managed to come up with $750,000 to post his bail. Lane is expected to enter a plea of "Befehl ist Befehl" at a June 29th hearing source: reuters.com \| share:	90

Wed June 10, 2020
		Calling all cars, calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a golf course beverage cart. The beverage cooler is empty. Repeat, the beverage cooler is empty source: dailygazette.com \| share:	13
		Anonymous donor matches BTS's Black Lives Matter donation source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	2
		Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September source: ktvb.com \| share:	110

Tue June 09, 2020
		Guide on donating effectively to highest-impact groups working on racial and criminal justice with links. Subby has some pre-paid one month Total Fark memberships saved up and is going to give them to liters posting receipts in the thread source: vox.com \| share:	54

Mon June 08, 2020
		That excuse didn't work at Nuremberg in 1946 and it doesn't work now source: nypost.com \| share:	130

Sat June 06, 2020
		Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week source: foxnews.com \| share:	222

Fri June 05, 2020
		Florida Woman shows Florida Man how it's done .... with a hamburger source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	26
		Man who aimed bow and arrow at Salt Lake City protesters charged with three felonies, still strong contender for "Worst Legolas cosplay 2020" award source: sltrib.com \| share:	70

Thu June 04, 2020
		"The Habeas Corpus secures every man here, alien or citizen, against everything which is not law, whatever shape it may assume" - Thomas Jefferson. Civil Unrest, night 10 source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	690

Wed June 03, 2020
		Derek Chauvin's attorney decides representing Derek Chauvin could be hazardous to his health source: reuters.com \| share:	52

Tue June 02, 2020
		LAPD chief walks back his statement suggesting that George Floyd's death is on looters' hands source: abc7.com \| share:	55

Mon June 01, 2020
		Indianapolis prosecutor: "We will not file criminal charges against those who came downtown to stand against injustice and make their voices heard through peaceful demonstrations." So why were they arrested at all? Indy police chief: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ source: indystar.com \| share:	33
		Trump unhinged call to governors to crush the protesters audio leaked source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	154
		Man arrested in SC was illegally carrying a concealed weapon and OMG, is that a drum magazine for his pistol? source: foxnews.com \| share:	276
		Concerns about Chauvin being able to breathe source: minnesota.cbslocal.com \| share:	56

Sat May 30, 2020
		"A riot is the language of the unheard" - MLK. Civil unrest continues in Minneapolis, Atlanta, New York, Louisville, Los Angeles source: minnesota.cbslocal.com \| share:	1699

Thu May 28, 2020
		Man spends 24 hours vandalizing high school. What's that you say? Florida? Yes, of course, he was naked source: local10.com \| share:	26
		The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense source: joplinglobe.com \| share:	54

Wed May 27, 2020
		Having a shoe fetish is old and busted, having a flip-flop fetish that makes you steal 100 pairs from the neighbors homes to use in randy romps with yourself is the new weirdness source: nypost.com \| share:	26
		"Children make terrible tenants. The law doesn't allow me to discriminate against people on account of children, but I can tell you I would rather have a Great Dane for a tenant than a three-year-old" source: wric.com \| share:	130
		Besides the tattoos, their biggest life mistake was stealing a Saturn (with mugshot goodness) source: ksdk.com \| share:	41

Tue May 26, 2020
		Who do you cheer for when a drunk driver hits a man accused of running from the scene of an assault? source: azfamily.com \| share:	28

Mon May 25, 2020
		OK, one more time, everybody. When you are wanted for crimes, DO NOT LIVESTREAM YOURSELF. Although your live arrest should be great for traffic. With, it goes without saying, video goodness source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	13

Thu May 21, 2020
		The Scope of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting has evolved, and now William Bryan (no, not that one) has been arrested. Clarence Darrow unavailable for comment source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	175
		Attempted Murder-Suicide ends with unsuccessful murder but successful suicide, so glass half full? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	44
		"Everywhere you look" there's a plea deal source: tmz.com \| share:	47

Wed May 20, 2020
		Do you know the difference between a ballpoint pen and tattoo? This man apparently doesn't. Oh yeah, he's also wanted for murder. (w/pic) source: winknews.com \| share:	45
		Responsible gun owner uses his 2nd Amendment right to protect his 1st Amendment right to not wear a mask source: nbcnews.com \| share:	179

Tue May 19, 2020
		Nanny-state to make alcohol-fueled crime offenders wear 'sobriety tags'; adulterers wear a red alphanumeric symbol source: theguardian.com \| share:	62
		Old news: Outside prosecutor brought in to consider charges against the men who killed Ahmaud Arbery . New News: and also, an outside JUDGE to hear the case source: apnews.com \| share:	81

Mon May 18, 2020
		Judge denies request by 'delusional' Martin Shkreli to be released to conduct COVID-19 research source: ktla.com \| share:	37

Sat May 16, 2020
		Hawaii requires a 14-day quarantine for all out-of-state visitors. Let's see what happens when a New Yorker goes to the beach instead source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	128

Thu May 14, 2020
		A 22-year-old was arrested after a high-speed police chase from Mississippi to Memphis involving a stolen barbecue food truck. Mmmm, this Smokey and the Bandit remake sounds tasty source: wreg.com \| share:	45

Wed May 13, 2020
		Oh, here's something that might explain why the first two DAs were so very hesitant to press charges against Ahmaud Arbery's killers: one of them worked at the office for years without proper certification. Or the power to arrest people source: news4jax.com \| share:	91
		Mugshot of the Year? Bonus info: Was once arrested for "licking a man's face" source: koin.com \| share:	61

Mon May 11, 2020
		Being a low-level Target employee and following company policy by refusing admission to customers without masks? That's a face-punchin' and arm-breakin' source: sfgate.com \| share:	97
		Just another example of the Patriarchy punishing a woman for daring to be a successful entrepreneur source: unionleader.com \| share:	25
		AI performing employment background checks? What could possibly go wrong? source: vox.com \| share:	16
		The Ahmaud Arbery murder is so crooked that the Georgia attorney general wants the DOJ to investigate the early involvement of two DAs who later recused themselves source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	171

Sat May 09, 2020
		Plastered in Plaistow, hammered in the Hamptons, exiting Exeter. Anyway you slice it, when the trooper pulls you over and approaches your car, that doesn't mean they want to race you source: wcax.com \| share:	31

Fri May 08, 2020
		Also known as the Gym Jordan Rule source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	28

Thu May 07, 2020
		GBI announces the arrest of the two men involved in killing of Ahmaud Arbery source: wsbtv.com \| share:	352
		Nurses are underpaid and it wasn't like her 70 year old dying coronavirus patient needed his credit card anymore anyway source: silive.com \| share:	15
		Biden demonstrates that he knows that being a leader sometimes means taking a controversial stance on an issue, like calling for the prosecution of two GA men who chased down an unarmed black jogger in their pick-up and then shot him source: bbc.com \| share:	181

Wed May 06, 2020
		Criminal mastermind escapes from Cook County Jail by means of a cunning ruse whereby he pretended to be another inmate who was set to be released and donned an elaborate disguise...well, okay, a hoodie and a facemask source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	13
		"Come put my pussy out because it's on fire" source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	60

Tue May 05, 2020
		Video showing the killing of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, GA released. I am now seriously scared of what my son will face as he grows up source: cbsnews.com \| share:	280
		Woman arrested for licking her way around the grocery store source: wsoctv.com \| share:	48

Mon May 04, 2020
		Police video from Darren McFadden's Whataburger drive-thru arrest source: tmz.com \| share:	25
		Another thing black people can't do without getting shot: Jogging source: cnn.com \| share:	81
		Israel's Supreme Court begins two day period of being concerned about all of Netanyahu's criminal activity before ruling that he can be Prime Minister anyhow source: reuters.com \| share:	12

Thu April 30, 2020
		Mugshot happiness: Still has a smile on her face after being arrested for fleeing deputy who clocked her at 107 in a 45 zone -- but she did slow down 50 in a neighborhood before stopping at her house source: winknews.com \| share:	30
		Florida man gets a DUI, gets released from jail, shaves mustache and goes and gets another DUI source: tampabay.com \| share:	29

Wed April 29, 2020
		Private First Class Neiro of the First Imaginary Army of Florida Men taken down by K9 after refusing to step away from his dropped firearm. No word on whether he could distinguish between his rifle and his gun source: clickorlando.com \| share:	37

Mon April 27, 2020
		Always check the residence address three times before demolition or gorilla-suit pranks source: wkrn.com \| share:	25
		Happy Holidays: Woman arrested for assaulting man with a candy cane source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	33
		Woman takes NYPD patrol car for a joyride and gets caught in the only traffic jam that Manhattan has seen in almost a month source: nypost.com \| share:	12
		Successful shooting won't spare you from being cut by Tulane Basketball team source: espn.com \| share:	4
		Listen and understand. That Sinister Minister is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are dead source: huffpost.com \| share:	58

Sun April 26, 2020
		Driving on closed beach "out of boredom" doesn't merit any exceptions, Wannabe Florida Man source: tampabay.com \| share:	11

Sat April 25, 2020
		Couple caught bringing large amount of meth from Arizona to Minnesota, but it's the WTF mugshot that's the real story here source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	97

Fri April 24, 2020
		Only in Florida would a fight break out over who gets to hand out free food for the impoverished source: local10.com \| share:	26

Thu April 23, 2020
		Man, Scott Baio sure has gone back in time and let himself go source: centralmaine.com \| share:	18
		Why you're so angry at Elena Kagan. Oh, you're not angry at Elena Kagan? You don't even know who Elena Kagan is? Alright then. Carry on source: slate.com \| share:	54

Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		Myth: during the pandemic, bored teens want to meet up with you for sex. Reality: of course they're cops source: restonnow.com \| share:	63

Sun April 19, 2020
		Pity the poor criminal lawyers. With no business coming in how will they ever survive? Y'all need to go out an commit some crimes to keep them going source: thestar.com \| share:	89

Fri April 17, 2020
		You rob banks because that's where the money is. You self-isolate in someone else's (closed) restaurant because that's where the food and booze is. Lots of it source: nbcconnecticut.com \| share:	7
		Heinass crime thwarted source: ktla.com \| share:	22

Thu April 16, 2020
		Sʞǝǝʍ ǝɹoɯ ɹnoɟ ɹoɟ ʇɥɓᴉɹ ʇᴉ ɓuᴉop ǝɹˌʎǝɥꓕ source: reuters.com \| share:	5
		The Walmart loss prevention officer immediately retreated into the corner of the office to avoid getting hit with Dearing's flying poop and called for backup source: rare.us \| share:	40
		Florida Man rejects the idea that furloughing prisoners during the COVID-19 pandemic will save lives source: wbtv.com \| share:	22

Wed April 15, 2020
		Note to Self: When driving around with an active warrant, drugs, a gun and 4 kids in your car don't start a high speed chase with State Troopers source: ajc.com \| share:	32

Tue April 14, 2020
		Telling a cop wait until I see you on the street will not stop the police from arresting you, and in fact will allow the police to add an additional charge against you source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	7
		Court to Cardinal Pell: you're free to go. Police: there's just one more thing source: theguardian.com \| share:	53

Mon April 13, 2020
		"As deputies took him into custody, Florida Man, threatened them and then coughed and blew at them from the back of a patrol car, saying, "I hope you die. I hope you catch corona. I hope the coronavirus, I hope it latches on to you," source: miami.cbslocal.com \| share:	24

Fri April 10, 2020
		Wife of astronaut indicted for lying about space crime. Odo is on the case source: kxly.com \| share:	14

Wed April 08, 2020
		California courts: Well, OK. Seeing as how it's a pandemic and all, I guess we can temporarily change our rules so that we're treating poor people and nonviolent felons more fairly. But don't go getting all used to it or anything source: npr.org \| share:	9

Sat April 04, 2020
		Guess that answers the question of which one was evil source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share:	38

Thu April 02, 2020
		Hawaii 5-0oo$ source: cnn.com \| share:	25

Wed April 01, 2020
		Florida Man arrested for trying to infect Hawaii source: wfla.com \| share:	14

Mon March 30, 2020
		Court finds algorithm bias studies don't violate US anti-hacking law source: engadget.com \| share:	3
		God releases statement supporting Florida sheriff, condemning idiot pastor source: inquisitr.com \| share:	75

Fri March 27, 2020
		R. Kelly wants his jail sentence pissed away source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	10

Wed March 25, 2020
		Man licks deodorants at Walmart, posts on social media, given third Degree. Bravo. Very Suave source: riverbender.com \| share:	50

Tue March 24, 2020
		Every cloud has a silver lining as even NYC's criminals appear to be self-isolating upon discovering there is no one to mug thanks to coronavirus fears source: nypost.com \| share:	19
		Man breaks into his parents' home while they are out of town. Does he steal a) money, b) toilet paper, or c) meatballs source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	32

Mon March 23, 2020
		Now the pandemic is leading to criminals being let out of jail for free. If they also get to collect $200, I'm going to be furious source: billingsgazette.com \| share:	36

Sun March 22, 2020
		When bringing an inmate into a jail intake area, make sure his cuffs are tight. Also make sure he doesn't have a gun source: clickorlando.com \| share:	23
		Stop: Collaborate and listen / ICE head is back with a recommendation / COVID: Is a thing and it's frightening / Low-risk detainees: let 'em out, like lightning source: theatlantic.com \| share:	42

Fri March 20, 2020
		I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I've gotten a sex and name change, started working as a waitress at a Thai place and doing ID theft as a side gig source: abc15.com \| share:	19

Thu March 19, 2020
		Coronavirus freezes ICE source: boingboing.net \| share:	36

Tue March 17, 2020
		Man arrested for impersonating officer just days after going to jail for same crime. "Two days after his release and he is already up to his old tricks." Yup, Florida source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	8
		If you needed something to lift your spirits this is the story for you. Harvey Weinstein is now well enough to return to his jail cell source: pagesix.com \| share:	27

Fri March 13, 2020
		Former Virginia House candidate Sheila Bynum-Coleman charged with revenge porn, eyes possible special envoy position in Trump administration source: wric.com \| share:	14
		Andrew Gillum goes full "Florida man", and yes meth was a factor source: amp.miamiherald.com \| share:	65

Thu March 12, 2020
		He was found guilty of 'official misconduct,' but the real crime is looking like he does, and wearing a bow tie anyway source: inquirer.com \| share:	41
		Even Avenatti's lawyer doesn't want to visit him. Right, right, for "Corona virus". It's okay, he's in jail. You can say he's a dick source: nypost.com \| share:	9

Wed March 11, 2020
		Man convicted for stealing $2 million from school district after sending email claiming he was from construction firm. District also sent money to three Nigerian princes and now has a ton of boner pills source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	3

Tue March 10, 2020
		Alex Jones arrested on DWI charge. At least that's what the Illuminati wants you to think source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	174
		When an arrest goes wrong in Wisconsin it can hurt. He's got my d*** spray him, spray him already source: tmj4.com \| share:	48

Mon March 09, 2020
		Hey Florida Man you gotta stop with those fake Federal badges source: clickorlando.com \| share:	12
		Two cellmates in misery sharing a cell with Harvey Weinstein on Rikers Island source: pagesix.com \| share:	29
		They ought to make a movie - largest heist since WW II may have been an inside job source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	30

Sun March 08, 2020
		You're getting into your car and suddenly shot at in a paintball drive-by. What do you do? source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	74

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