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headlines found matching 'Criminal law'
Fri July 23, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Lil Nas X's new video is a fundraiser for the Bail Project, a nonprofit that combats mass incarceration and racial disparities in the justice system by funding bail for those in need
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh no, the prisoner we were guarding escaped. Oh wait, there he is walking down the street. Uh that doesn't look like ... I SAID there he is
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
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(Amsterdam Recorder)
 
 
 
When the guy says there's no party there, believe him. Don't become belligerent and get charged with drunk driving
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Some Article Writing Bot)
 
 
 
Indiana man dies of son methamphetamine for 52 months
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
WE GOT HIM
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Father and son who helped former Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn escape Japan when he was facing securities fraud charges find out what they should have already known: rich people can break the law with impunity, regular people can't
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Sun July 18, 2021
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Life is not a video game"
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(Yahoo)
 
Weeners
 
"A Capitol rioter's bail was revoked after he left his probation officer 'frightening' voicemails about the size of his genitalia"
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
SpotemGottem seems to have Gottem in a big Spotem
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Fri July 16, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Police say the driver and passenger tried to take off on foot but returned to the vehicle when officers ordered them to stop." Canada: Home of the Polite Criminal
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Witness in tax fraud case: "Donald Trump personally guaranteed he would cover school costs for the family members of two employees in lieu of a raise"
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(Brisbane Times)
 
Weeners
 
Men with highly complementary fetishes are now a happy couple ... of balls short
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman breaks into dentist's office to steal thousands of dollars, unnecessarily pull 13 of patient's teeth. Dentist: "Hey, that's MY grift"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-Con "You can't arrest me for anything". Wanna bet
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Naked Man is at it again
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Thu July 15, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Plea deal for Florida Man who found himself in a legal pickle after cops spotted a pickle in him
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Racist Thumb terrorizing neighborhood for years must wait in jail for his trial on 14 charges. "Need to see what happened before this" to the right
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Wed July 14, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful
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Tue July 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
UK police seize £180 million in cryptocurrency money-laundering scheme, but are having trouble figuring out how to arrange the seizure table display
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Top Spanish TikTok douchebag tricks women into rawdogging by telling them he's sterile, now faces up to 12 years in jail after talking about it on Youtube. Never an elastrator when you need one
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Qnatic Capitol terrorist who taunted cops as 'protecting pedophiles' has a personal history that you've probably already guessed by this point in the headline
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
TikTokking teen who did backflip in zoo's white rhino enclosure to be charged with criminal trespass. Beware the charging rhino
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
It must be nice to be able to have your lawyer work out the details of your arrest instead of having the cops just show up with a warrant at your job or your house at 5:00 am
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(MSN)
 
 
 
French fries: Serious business
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Fri July 09, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Oh this is a good one. Crumpling a "Back the Blue" sign and throwing it in the trash while smirking at an ACAB lands a girl in jail for a "hate crime"
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Iowa man, arrested for having rifle, multiple magazines, handgun in Chicago hotel room, proposes to girlfriend immediately upon release from jail. Of course, she accepted because he's a keeper
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Thu July 08, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington State saw an increase in Group A offenses in 2020, which include violent crimes, property crimes and crimes against society. Number of litterers and nuisance creators on the Group W bench unknown
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
County child welfare director charged with child neglect
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Wed July 07, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
I think this one might not be authentic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Judge finds the USAF is 60% responsible for the 2017 mass shooting in Sutherland Springs TX that left 2 dozen people dead, because they failed to enter his felony domestic violence conviction into the ATF's "cannot buy a gun "database
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Pedogaetz wingman's sentencing to be delayed because he's been busy cooperating with the feds
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Tue July 06, 2021
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Porch pirates face felony charges in Arkansas, in addition to the threats posed by yard ninjas, garden zombies, and driveway robots
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
It's kind of like Goldilocks, but when the bears dial 911, the state trooper wakes the little drunken girl and she attacks the state trooper with a table
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(MSN)
 
 
 
No, you don't have the right to have sex with those students, teacher
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland's gardener's weed wacker's thief is running out of time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Did you really need a cup of tea, mate? Really?
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Sun July 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before; major Qanon influencer was previously busted for having sex with a minor
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Tractor enters July 4th parade
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Sat July 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The charges were more serious than prior reporting suggested, the scope of the investigation was greater than anticipated, and the case is bigger than what was expected. All of which is very bad news for Cadet Bone Spur
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Fri July 02, 2021
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Snap, Crackle and pills
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(Central Missouri)
 
 
 
It's not really the 4th of July weekend until someone decides to shoot fireworks at a Taco Bell. Live Más
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Funny thing about business loans, especially the kind a heavily leveraged company like the Trump organization takes out: They often contain a clause saying the lender can demand repayment in full immediately if the borrower gets criminally indicted
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Seahawks cut WR with gun and run offensive style
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(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
Michigan would like Chris Hansen to have a seat over there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will the Trump Org. be charged with some of the crimes, or all of the crimes? This is your Trump Org. indictment unsealing discussion thread. Ceremonies to begin around 2pm EST
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
With yesterday's ruling, America's answer to this question apparently is "who gives a shiat?"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How Trump's going to not be indicted, this time
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Independent)
 
NewsFlash
 
No, no - we said free BRITNEY
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Mon June 28, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California developers fined over $300,000 after digging up dozens of Joshua trees to make way for million dollar homes, otherwise known as the cost of doing business
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Keloland)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Tractor
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Allison Mack decides, days before being sentenced for her role as recruiter and sexual predator for the NXIVM cult, to try and beg for mercy
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Fri June 25, 2021
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Former police officer Derek Chauvin set to be sentenced for the murder of George Floyd at 2:30 PM ET. What's the under/over on the number of years. Subby sets the line at 9 years
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin, on the day of his sentencing: Hey, judge, how about letting me have a new trial? Judge: LOL, no
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Pawnee man arrested for burning American flag. This never would have happened in Eagleton
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Subby believes there's a Kreiger meme about this
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Wed June 23, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
John Lightburn arrested for starting 30,000 acre wildfire. Authorities are grateful Bob Conflagration was out of town that day
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Here's why the meth you bought has that penis-y taste
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Tue June 22, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hey. Sorry we shot your children on the highway, and feel really bad your two year old died, but your car looked just like the one we wanted to shoot at. Our bad. So we good?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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Mon June 21, 2021
(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review takes Tucker to the woodshed over his "1/6 was an FBI trap" bullshiat
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A psychologist explains how to break the cultlike bond between Trump and his supporters
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Fri June 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Central Florida sex trafficking investigation gaetzing bigger
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(Central Missouri)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Perverts driving ice cream trucks. The new sickness: Perverts running carnival rides
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Nurse charged with replacing Oxycodone pills with vitamin D pills in dispensing machine in hospital. In other news, there are Oxycodone dispensing machines in hospitals
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Irish woman goes to court over allegedly doing it doggy style. With helpful pic of a doggy included (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 17, 2021
(WKTV Utica)
 
 
 
I have a U-haul and I want to paint it black
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For sale: Dodge Charger - Power steering, power brakes, sunroof, one owner
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Wed June 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Final report card, 11th grade: "Lauren has significant gaps in her understanding which she will need to work on in her senior year"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Giraffe killer arrested for battering boyfriend with plate of chicken
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(WJCL Savannah)
 
 
 
There are things you shouldn't put inside a pneumatic tube at a bank drive-thru, and this is definitely one of them
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Cash Rules Everything Around Me" is a valid saying, especially when Cash is a police dog and you just broke into the Mayor's house after a wild crime spree of ramming police cars
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Fraser charged with stabbing a man in Great Falls. Niles insists he was at the opera with Maris that evening
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Woman, 23, pummeled girlfriend, 21, after hearing her talk in sleep about ex
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
"I look in the rear-view mirror and see a little boy driving"
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Mon June 14, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Even cyclists hate cyclists
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Life is crap
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Newsmax: Invoking the name of any god, except for the Christian god, when reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, is illegal
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police are looking for two people accused of stealing a DVD player, hope to arrest them at some time in the past
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not only are there no actual hitmen on the Internet, but, even if there WERE, they would NOT work on lay-a-way
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Fri June 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four Glendale cops get paid vacation for being dicks in a Dick's
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Thu June 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you know why I pulled you over ma'am? It's because I need to search your phone and forward any nudes to myself
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a lot of lube
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Falsely calling 911 on your neighbors, leading to a botched drug raid that leaves both of them and their dog dead and a SWAT cop paralyzed? That's ... really, she gets just three years in prison for all THAT?
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Tue June 08, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Peter Parkour taken into custody
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just wait until they find out how much lawyers charge (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 07, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Three men arrested for stealing $3 million from Fifty Cent's business, which apparently was worth more than advertised
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Sun June 06, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dare accepted
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
PA Judicial Discipline Commission said a judge's actions were the "most egregious case of rude demeanor, failure to timely proceed, and imperious action it has seen," so she has to say sorry to the people she wrongly jailed and take six months off
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court did something intelligent
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Fri June 04, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want Capitol rioters to pay for $1.5 million in damage they caused, violating Reagan's firm policy against negotiating with tourists
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Thu June 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Sackler family are a step closer to immunity from future opioid lawsuits
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Chauvin's lawyer has a promising career ahead of him in satire/fiction writing
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Tue June 01, 2021
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Spokane police arrest a man for attempting to buy a child and for using the wrong glass
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The COVID-deniers' latest fantasy has them being the heroic sole survivors of the pandemic. Complete with hands-on-hips, back-to-the-camera poses photographed by other heroic, sole survivors. Can't wait to see their logo plastered on merch
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Sat May 29, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf ordered into anger management classes. No word yet on when he'll be ordered into acting classes
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sure, Adam, I'll hold your beer. Why? Where are going? Adam? Adam DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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Fri May 28, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Hold my root beer and watch this
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Former astronaut pleads guilty to killing two sisters in car crash
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police stop hammertime
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Waukesha with all that stuff
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Thu May 27, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cosby denied parole after refusing to join program designed to teach him how not to do the bippin and boppin when the nope is a droppin
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Security video shows burglar stuck in convenience store ceiling with one leg hanging down for three hours before he finally falls through and makes off with two hats, a can of soda, and a TV in worst Mission: Impossible cosplay ever
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"Alan Dershowitz Sues Netflix for $80 Million Over 'Deliberately One-Sided' Jeffrey Epstein Documentary Series". In other news, Alan Dershowitz apparently thinks there are "two sides" to the Epstein story
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Wed May 26, 2021
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
One-legged man loses ass-kicking contest
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Tue May 25, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1895, Oscar Wilde went to prison for sodomy. No, that was the charge, not why he went there. You know what I mean
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Here's a thought: maybe don't post pictures of yourself pumping iron when you're receiving disability insurance
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Mon May 24, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Anything can be a weapon, if you're Florida enough
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah you got teeth .... a taser, ah hell no
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Sun May 23, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Wife posts that her husband did noting wrong on 1/6. FBI: Thanks for helping us find him
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Wife posts that her husband did noting wrong on 1/6. FBI: Thanks for helping us find him
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Sat May 22, 2021
(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Apparently the punishment for allegedly killing a pedestrian in Florida is deportation to Guatemala
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
And again, cheese makes the world a better place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaetzgate gets another cooperating witness
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study shows that US prisons were overflowing by 2010, to the point where they just couldn't arrest any more people
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In which the Trump buddy charged with taking millions from Malaysia to derail a DOJ investigation into a corrupt bank linked to the country's PM, has to replace his lawyer, because the lawyer is being investigated for offering bribes for pardons
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ever see a traffic cone so goshdarn sexy you just can't help yourself? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Officers who arrested an 80-pound 73-year-old woman with dementia, broke her arm, dislocated her shoulder, and laughed about it are less jovial reading their criminal charges
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Wed May 19, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Could be that the camel's nose of the law is into the tent of the Florida blogger for this humpday Wednesday. Let's watch in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm Eastern
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(Brussels Times)
 
 
 
Manhunt under way for soldier armed with a stolen rocket launcher and a penchant for threatening Belgian virologists
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin man honors the time-old rock star tradition of wrecking a really expensive hotel room before moving on to the next city
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Tue May 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
5th suspect arrested over Dresden jewelry theft before Jimmy Conway can get to him. Henry Hill a little surprised
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Doesn't everybody submit a fake report to get out of a tedious meeting once in a while?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Looks like the Comet Pizza basement was under Gaetz's friend Greenberg's house the whole time
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"DeSantis can't". That sounds good, I already want a second plate please
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man who used Samurai sword to commit burglary and carjacking caught after he left cell phone full of photos and videos of himself at crime scene
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And just like that, he drove to a parking lot and told the security guard: 'There are three dead guys in the Chevy'
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anyone taking bets on what race this guy is? Anyone?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All the stuff we've learned about Matt Gaetz so far makes it kinda look like he's sort of an asshole
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Police were initially suspicious because a video store was still in business in this day and age
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
San Diego police officer reach out to help connect homeless man to vital services... no, wait, scratch that - they tackle him for urinating in public and repeatedly punch him in the face before hauling him off to jail
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
DeSantis could protect Trump from extradition, but he'd be stuck in the state forever
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man found hiding under pool deck after going off the deep end while driving
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your honor, Ahmaud Arbrey had prior encounters with law enforcement. While my clients couldn't possibly know that when they chased down and killed him I want to introduce his record into evidence in order to insinuate to a jury that he had it coming
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
To the 3 women who left a severed pig's head and blood on the door of a police officer who testified on behalf of Derek Chauvin: You're not helping
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Someone actually follows Florida Man around to see what he does all day. Just a carjacking, a hit-and-run and a robbery inside a grocery store
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Murderer doing a life sentence in a non-death penalty state realizes he's got a "freebie" and decides to cash it in by killing his child-rapist cellmate
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Wed May 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge determines that there were multiple aggravating factors in the Derek Chauvin trial. Welcome to the party, pal
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Slacker millennials fail at criming
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Tue May 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and we'll be needing a white jury"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I ain't sayin' it's right but I understand.jpg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigators seek the cooperation of Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend, hope to speak to her after fourth period history
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Driving without taillights? Let's check the color chart... hmm... yep, that's a dragging from your car and an arresting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigators are almost done collecting all the evidence they need against Gaspedo Gaetz that indictments should be inbound within the month
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Mon May 10, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You know what happens after mother's day? Son of the year award nominee
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia repeals a law created in the 1800s and used by movie and TV writers for decades, almost as many times as they've used "we've got company"
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Sun May 09, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
News crew doing story on stolen dog sees thief and interviews him. Guy has worst alibi ever, is arrested, dog recovered
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If your campaign website has an entire section explaining why a dead girl was found in the bathtub at your mansion maybe you should just lay low instead of running for District Attorney
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Fri May 07, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
I didn't shoot the sheriff, because he stole all the guns
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed. Florida Man style
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI informants committed more than 9,600 crimes under the bureau's supervision during President Trump's first two years in office
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Hosting parties during Covid? Better have a criminal lawyer on retainer
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Tue May 04, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
♪ Shot in the face ♫ ♪ It's all part of the game ♫ ♪ that gives BB guns a bad name. ♪ ♫
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Did you really think Law & Order spinoffs were DUN DUN?
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(Newshant)
 
 
 
And why wouldn't perfectly legitimate businessmen have a cafe in the courthouse? Oh
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Mon May 03, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There are at least 400,000 people in this world dumb enough to become a registered user of a child porn dark website. None of those people will be sleeping well tonight
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Proposed bill aims to purge 2.3 million New Yorkers' voter registrations. Oops, I'm sorry. I meant criminal records
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Thu April 29, 2021
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Police officer, "You don't understand...he stole a CHICKEN"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a classy response to an officer shooting an unarmed black man, town GOP releases the arrest records...of the victim's entire family
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Those three guys guarding the neighborhood who just had to kill Ahmaud Arbery? They're charged with federal hate crimes. Love, Merrick
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ woman embezzles $2.6 million from nonprofit organization, spending it on gambling and luxury vacations. The rest she just squandered
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
10 years for woman who smuggled loaded .22 caliber revolver into jail in her prison pouch
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Man steals Jeep. Then things get weird
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Sun April 25, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, already on probation for vehicular manslaughter, speeds by trooper at 100+ mph, loses control, slides down embankment, goes airborne over fence, slams into parked truck, light pole, palm tree. That's a bingo
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The neighbor's dog found your duffel bag full of meth. Police found your Powerball ticket in the bag. Then they tracked you down by looking at surveillance footage from the exact place and time you bought the ticket
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner in hiding will surrender herself if conditions are met. Why yes, this is covid-related
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Gold paint face mug shot. New hotness: Cocaine face mug shot
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Denny's estimated their total loss at $1"
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer friendly punches handcuffed woman in the face during arrest, fellow officers intervene, realizing they are on camera and actions now have consequences
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(AP News)
 
 
 
39 British postal workers who were convicted for theft 20 years ago have their convictions overturned as "an affront to the conscience of the court" after the UK's high court court found the software used to detect their "thefts" was hot garbage
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa Man sentenced for criminal irony
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Minnesota Lawyer Eric C. Nelson says he REALLY wishes his parents had named him Thor instead because right now he'd MUCH Rather be confused with a former NHL lineman than Eric J. Nelson, Chauvin's defense attorney
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Wed April 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hong Kong woman manages to lose $US32 million in phone scam
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan to double down on blackjack, possibly fire trucks
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Tue April 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aldon Smith in trouble with the law. This is not a repeat from that one time. Or that other time
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Looking at this photo for more than 15 seconds will result in mayonnaise poisoning
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In what is surely just a coincidence, Judge revokes bail for two Proud Boys leaders citing "new evidence" presented by the prosecution, just days after a prominent member of the Oathkeepers took a plea deal and turned states' evidence
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Sat April 17, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Fukuoka man with odd fetish gets arrested in the act by mall cop
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good to know our brave officers are fearlessly patrolling Pornhub to keep us safe (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Once again for the people in the back: There are no 15-year-old girls that are meeting for sex on the Internet
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Arguing about their dirty laundry (figuratively), leads to fire set to dirty laundry (literally). A laundry list of charges awaits
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
In other news, a shotgun was fired on Prince Edward Island
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
FBI about to let us know whether Thanksgiving with your idiot Facebook relatives might ramp up from "Awkward" to "Dangerous"
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news Ohioans: It's now legal to conceal carry brass knuckles, sandbags and cestuses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's issues a statement condemning the shooting of Daunte Wright, which probably means the release of "Stop Resisting...This Delicious Ice Cream" is cancelled
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Headline writers of Ireland, this is your day to shine
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop who shot Daunte Wright practically an untrained rookie. Only a 25-year career and member of the negotiation team
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Mon April 12, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Britt Reid to soon be named assistance coach of the Mean Machine
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity has Stephen Miller on his show so they can fearmonger about immigrants
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1. Bullet wound, 2. Heart attack, 3. Heart attack, 4. Overdose
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
WV Wal-Mart worker who stole $124,000 in gift cards is now facing 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for each of 3 counts of wire fraud. Meanwhile, Derek Chauvin is about to walk free on murder charges
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia State Rep. Park Cannon will not face charges for knocking while Black
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Wed April 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
ʎoq pnoɹd
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin's defense team: George Floyd saying "I can't breathe" was a form of resisting arrest that entitled our client to continue restraining him. No, really, that's his defense. No, really
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis is running out of police officers who haven't testified against Derek Chauvin
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Get a brain, Moran
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"She claimed the altercation erupted after her husband showed his friends a nude picture of his late wife." Yup, Florida
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein appeals conviction on grounds that victims' testimony made him look "loathsome"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The real question we should be asking about Matt Gaetz: What kind of spectacular moron do you have to be to make an illicit payment for illegal activity on a fully traceable cash app?
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Sun April 04, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
SHAZAM
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Driving drunk, sporting freshly-pissed-underwear and a gallon of vodka between your legs, and following a school bus all the way back to the city parking lot is no way to go through life, son
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
So this Matt Gaetz scandal traces back to a dirty tax collector. What am I, in the Bible?
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Tue March 30, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Citizen's Arrest" law under scrutiny in Georgia, because, to paraphrase: "You can't kill someone for stealing a television, because sometimes there might be unintended consequences"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Should we wish her well?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you are in a car with meth and that car is sitting on the side of the road and the police notice said car, you might want to make sure the fake name you give them doesn't already have an active arrest warrant attached to it
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
N.Y. Attorney General and Manhattan DA form rare alliance to investigate sentient glob of liver cirrhosis run amok
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Ex-husband accused of breaking into woman's home twice in two months and at least wearing an appropriate tee shirt for a trial
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Pokemon go to the jail
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama Shakes in search of a new drummer, maybe a new name
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are ready to prosecute Trump
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Fri March 26, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Japan, livestreaming the arrest of drug dealers isn't against the law. Setting up the drug deal so you can livestream them getting arrested is
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When the pandemic started, Baltimore stopped prosecuting minor crime, drug and prostitution offenses to prevent Covid from spreading in jail. Then a magical thing happened: Crime dropped across the board. So they're making the changes permanent
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Could you have a fun weekend with an 80% polymer 9mm pistol loaded with 14 rounds, an additional magazine of 34 rounds, 40 Molly tablets, 11.1 grams of cocaine, $1,300, 369.6 grams of meth and an additional 210 grams of coke. Difficulty in Easton PA
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