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headlines found matching 'Criminal justice'
Sat July 02, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Go big or don't go at all. Bonus points if you guessed where without checking the tag
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Thu June 30, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♬ You are the Cryptoqueen, minting coins, selling blockchain dreams... Cryptoqueen, ponzi scheme, now she's fled the scene, ooohhh yeahhh... ♬
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Money is only speech when you give it to rich people
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Fri June 24, 2022
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Amendment to ban involuntary servitude and pay inmates a living wage for their labor shot down in the deep red conservative stronghold of California
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Wed June 22, 2022
(God's Spies)
 
 
 
TV cops solve crimes. Real cops, not so much
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(God's Spies)
 
 
 
TV cops solve crimes. Real cops, not so much
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen picks up AirPods thinking they are hers. News: Police respond to mix-up by ticketing teen for theft. Fark: Teen refuses to plead guilty to something she didn't do. Double Fark: 2.5 years later and she's finally going to trial
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Thu June 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well lookie here, another abandoned child of Herschel Walker. Check your couch cushions, closets, and sheds
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Wed June 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
That splashing sound you heard in San Francisco was Chesa Boudin taking a long walk off a short plank
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Tue June 07, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
You want to reduce crime? Fund welfare
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Fri June 03, 2022
(WKSU)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans demand a rogue nation be placed on a watch list. The rogue nation is, of course, Canada
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kuna faili kwenye keki
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Fri May 27, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
I bet he converted a lot of catalysts
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There are Fark-ready headlines and then there's this headline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Herschel Walker falsely claims he never falsely claimed he graduated from University of Georgia"
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Tue May 24, 2022
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
SFPD responds to a knife attack, decide to kill both the attacker and victim and let God sort them out
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Wed May 18, 2022
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Investigation opened after school employees make kids sit on hot pavement in 95-degree weather for being disruptive in cafeteria. Second offense, they would have gotten the sweat box
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Politico)
 
Weeners
 
Alito has a man-crush on a Whizzer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
That doctor said, "Sir, I have never seen a larger striatum region in any of the brains I've scanned"
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Mon May 09, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani dares Eric Adams to list 9-11 ways he plans to solve crime in NYC
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Sat April 30, 2022
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
30 years ago, a jury in Simi Valley, a Los Angeles suburb widely known as "Copland," acquitted 4 LAPD officers of beating Rodney King, an assault witnessed by millions as it was videotaped and broadcast, which set off days of rioting in the city
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How racist is the Minneapolis PD? Prosecutors can't use their body cam footage in court as the jury would acquit the suspects based on the amount of racial slurs officers use while arresting them
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Thu April 28, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank whistleblower who had been missing for a year found dead at LA high school. Cops investigate and determine no foul play. Chief overheard saying "That's some good work Lou, you'll make sergeant for this"
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Wed April 20, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Warden of NYC jail where Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, was murdered, or became unalive in some other matter, allowed to quietly retire
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Tue April 19, 2022
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Why mess around with running up and down the street pirating UPS packages from porches when it is much easier to pirate the whole truck?
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
In his defense, the situation was unavoidable; he had a hatchet and the store is called "Target"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Minnesota Dept of Corrections to focus on their most pressing issue: The poor quality of prison tats
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal Justice Reform was the signature, and pretty much only accomplishment of the GOP-led Senate during TFG's presidency, but the planned follow-up will have to wait because they want to demagogue on crime during the mid-terms
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Serial pie-in-the-face attacker on the loose. Police describe the attacker as irrational
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police have finally ID'ed the I-65 killer. Apparently, it was David Bowie
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Welcome to 2022, where even the emojis are engaging in mass shootings
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Fri April 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Almost 300 Texas defendents ordered released due to a "computer glitch". Maybe Texas should stop spending all its resources on oppressing women and disenfranchising voters
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Now THIS is an example of 'defund the police' in action...and it's been a rousing success
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Fri March 25, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police department requests closure of Downtown bus stop "to help reduce crime". Bus stops one block away from the one to be closed unavailable for comment
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Wed March 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
USA: War crimes, War crimes EVERYWHERE (in Ukraine)
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Seattle is looking for high utilizers of the criminal justice system, presumably to give them punch cards and reward lattes
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Thu March 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Jussie Smollett would like the world to know as he goes to jail that he is NOT suicidal
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