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Sun May 09, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Birthday party shooting in Colorado trailer park leaves 7 dead, lots of uneaten cake
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Thousands of cockroaches on the menu at restaurant to settle debt dispute between owner and local criminals, patrons not amused
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If you're going to crash a funeral by running the procession off the road, at least be polite and bring firearms and heroin to the reception
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Fri April 30, 2021
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
A Wisconsin car dealer 'for the people' gets a visit from the DMV and the Wisconsin DCI at multiple locations. It wasn't because of the infinitely annoying radio commercials
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Wed April 28, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA State Police trooper: "If an individual [...] says, 'No, I don't want you to search my car,' it could be an additional indicator [of illegal activity]," said to motorist who refused his request for a search while trooper is searching his car
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Tue April 27, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Meet up and engage in "mutual combat"? That's a stabbing
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
US Capitol Police deny that the chief's message to officers on Jan 6: "we anticipate a large presence for pro-Trump participants. What we're looking for is any anti-Trump counter protestors" means that he told them to find Antifa and ignore MAGATs
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
What's that? Some Capitol police were only concerned with all of the anti-Trump people who weren't trying to overthrow the government? Shocker
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember how the DOJ's Civil Rights division used to investigate police departments accused of systemic bias or abuse until AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions III shut them down in 2017? Well, under AG Garland they are back in business, baby
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's not a knife... THAT's a knife
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why conservative media is (pretending to) celebrate the Chauvin conviction. Cliff Notes version: It adds fire to their "one bad apple" narrative
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Tue April 20, 2021
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
The Floyd verdict is a drop of water in an ocean of blood. Columbus Police just killed a 16-year-old girl
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Sun April 18, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Owner of fleapit boarding house for alcoholics and transients dies. Entrepreneurial tenant spots a business opportunity, buries landlord under 400kg of concrete and takes over his identity. And nobody notices
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Sat April 17, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Invading the Capitol and killing a police officer? "Peaceful protest". Breaking a window in Portland as police kill a protestor? "Riot"
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Fri April 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities were warned about FedEx suspect's potential for violence, sources say. So a 'good guy with a gun' couldn't help, the police couldn't help... that puts a lot of presure on mental health and thoughts and prayers
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Mother-of-the-Year accused of stabbing her own daughter. Dopey mugshot included
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Fri April 02, 2021
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
A 58-year-old woman in Kansas pulled an April Fools Day prank on her daughter yesterday. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can pretty much guess it didn't end with a hearty laugh and a heartwarming affirmation of their relationship
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Tue March 30, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
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Would you like ketchup, mustard, or meth on your hot dog?
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man destined to make documentary on gun violence that will reinvigorate the left, killed by time-travelers; one can only assume
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kite surfing done wrong: They find your body in another country
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Brothers accused of forging $3m worth of stamps and selling them on e-commerce sites. Police noticed when people started sending letters again
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
13 and 15-year old girls use stun gun on DC Uber Eats driver in attempted carjacking that leaves the car overturned and the driver dead. Playing GTA sure was different when I was growing up
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
"Arlington County police say a homemade sawed-off shotgun and two improvised explosive devices were located." While there's really no reason for explosive devices in anyone's home - What exactly is a 'homemade sawed-off shotgun'? Anyone?
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britons react with fury as thousands of 'idiots' protest lockdown in London - 'You'll cause another lockdown' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 19, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Corrupt police continue to be corrupt after corruption exposed
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
Two dead in Oconomowoc warehouse shooting. Looks like a workplace dispute, possibly over pronunciation
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Sun March 14, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Maybe it's just me, and I'm no public relations talking guy, but sending in a bunch of cops to aggressively arrest women at a vigil for a woman murdered by a cop isn't the greatest of optics
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Thu March 11, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Albany police to investigate whether Andy got too handy with an aide
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Wed March 10, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a police chief calling a confidential informant, be sure you have the right number, especially before leaving a voicemail
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Tue March 09, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in socialist dictatorship caught stalking political leader
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Mon March 08, 2021
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Former minor-league hockey star gets in a hit-and-run accident Friday night, sets up a tow, hasn't been heard from since
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Man wielding ax injures eight, informs police of accomplice with bow whose score is several times higher
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
At least the illegal rave was outdoors this time
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Tue March 02, 2021
(NOPD)
 
 
 
Video shows armed robbery of landscaping crew; gunmen take their wallets and their entire hedge fund
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Back in the day if we wanted to bring 'Oh La La' to school we had to disguise the cover with a Sports Almanac or something. It seems times have changed
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Video shows BLM protester running away unarmed before being fatally shot, contradicting police statement that he had a rifle
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Von Miller criminal investigation turned over to DA for charging decision. DA expected to see if he remains a Bronco before filing charges or not
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Tue February 23, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
You had one job to do at the school Mr. Anti-Crime Man. One. Job
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Sat February 20, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Most people just call in sick
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Thu February 18, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing $500K worth of supplies from Taco Comfort Solutions, suggesting that there may be a lot of sad and uncomfortable tacos out there
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Tue February 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani out as Trump's lawyer. Wonder if he ever got paid
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Fri February 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Police became suspicious after a missing man's son visited a local Lowes store, where he bought a 96-gallon trash can with wheels, germicidal bleach, latex gloves and extra-heavy plastic drop cloths. He paid for it using the missing man's debit card
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Yes, next question
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With the death of ASP Tinky of Dog Squad last year, the Muzaffarnagar police lost a brilliant officer. Paying tribute to the Super Cop Dog, the police unveiled ta statue of Tinky at the police line here on Saturday
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Sat February 06, 2021
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Man films "prank" robbery, fails to "inform" victims of prank, ends up "dead"
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Sun January 31, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Ace is the place, but this bystander was not so helpful with his hardware, as he accidentally shoots employee who was chasing shoplifter
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida cops were asked to check on a guy who wasn't answering his phone. They found him unresponsive, threw a magazine at him and left. Turns out he was dying
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Timber heir pepper sprays dairy heir
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Mon January 25, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Two women arrested for impersonating law enforcement, livestreaming fake traffic stop and you've already guessed the state
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Fri January 22, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
UK police achieve full "Wots all this, then" at lockdown-flaunting wedding of 400 people
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Is that a python in your pants?
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Tue January 19, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Scottish EPA tells a ransomware gang to go pound our clean McSand
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Armed man holds up a dog shelter, demands to see where all the cats are. Difficulty: Not Florida, Britain somehow (possible nsfw content on page)
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