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Thu May 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't let people off if they steal food in desperation, says minister who looks like he hasn't missed a meal in quite some time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK police will look the other way if poor people shoplift food to survive. The Hero tag seemed appropriate, so did the sad tag, but ultimately it's just too damned depressing to even select something concrete
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"A burnout is the practice of keeping a vehicle stationary and spinning its wheels, the resultant friction causing the tires to heat up and smoke"
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Tue May 10, 2022
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
To be fair, our Grandfather did say "Just put me in the dumpster when I die"
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Mon May 09, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Secret Service shows up when two black sedans crash in DC in the middle of the night. Nothing to see here, Jason Bourne unavailable for comment
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Fri May 06, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the DA in the Arbery case is guilty, but one of his killers called and thanked her for the referral to an attorney that would run interference. OK, I'm saying she's guilty
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Wed April 27, 2022
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
The Dutch have forgotten the first rule of fight clubs as they are held increasingly in spaces where members of the public can join in whether they want to or not
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
I told you they weren't real
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Mon April 25, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Questions remain when driver is arrested after fatal Interbay collision with pedestrian, notably 'why do we have sidewalks in the bay?'
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Sun April 24, 2022
(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Arby's: we have the grease
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Fri April 22, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Woman seriously injured after "falling" from a reptile-filled 8th floor apartment with her legs tied together. A suspect is in custody, as are the reptiles
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Thu April 21, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Queens handyman accused of stabbing lover 58 times, stuffing her body in duffel bag." On her 96th birthday? Man, that's cold
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Wed April 20, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The reporting is still early, but it's looking like the Secret Service may have shot and killed a vampire hunter at the Peruvian ambassador's DC residence
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Tue April 19, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're arrested for armed robbery. You simply say, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal"
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Sun April 17, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Sheesh, they act like she killed those people
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Sat April 16, 2022
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Remember those stories warning you that thumbprint access would result in someone cutting your finger off to access your phone? Welp, here we are
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Boris and Carrie Johnson each fined £50 over lockdown party. Yeah, that'll teach those multi-millionaires a lesson
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Thu April 07, 2022
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
If you steal some engineering prototype bicycles worth over $80,000, probably not a good idea to walk into into local bike shop with the unique looking two-wheeler ... along with "bolt cutters sticking out of his backpack"
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Wed April 06, 2022
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Human leg found on interstate suspected to be from a body 50 miles away handed over to authorities to "see if there was a connection." Duh, not anymore
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Tue April 05, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police watchdog closes investigation on the Canuck trucker convoy lady who got trampled by a police horse because she didn't
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
"No, I said OFF THE BEAT"
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Thu March 31, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Maybe she's anti-abortion just so her fetus collection will gain value via scarcity
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Fri March 25, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ man charged with manslaughter in 12-year-old nephew's dishwashing death
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Thu March 24, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There is a chance the Browns are going to Brown after all
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Tue March 22, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
We investigated ourselves, and... ...found that our approach to tackling corruption is "fundamentally flawed". Huh. Well that's different
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Sat March 19, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
A hatchet and bear spray is suitable camping gear. Not so much for attacking a place of worship
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Police hear about pawnshops with lots of brand new merchandise, arrest Florida Krillin
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Sat March 12, 2022
(PoPville)
 
Hero
 
Yo-Yo Ma just threw down in front of the Russian embassy
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Stupid influencer challenge of the week: Trespassing overnight in retail stores
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Wahoo police chief forgot to shut off his body cam while making wahoo
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Mon March 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police chief fired because white people's feelings got hurt
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Fri March 04, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not sure if "That's a BINGO", "the aristocrats", or "golf clap" is the appropriate response in this situation
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat is not watching you but ceiling Guerrero is
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston woman's car trapped in ditch when several Good Samaritans came to her aid, except for Memphis rapper Snootie Wild, who she said pointed a gun at her. Then things get weird
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Tue March 01, 2022
(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado homeowners discover their house has a load limit of "100-150 juveniles"
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Sat February 26, 2022
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Manny's Glow isn't just a lounge, it is an ultra lounge and hookah bar. It is also a strip mall dive where 14 people were shot in the wee hours this morning in Vegas, or should I say ultra shot
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
News: Cold case murder solved nearly 40 years later. Fark: Man identified as murderer was himself later murdered. Double Fark: His murder is an unsolved cold case
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Principal Jones, please excuse Sally being late to school yesterday. Also, please send the police to our house. I'm being held captive by my boyfriend, and I think he killed Sally's little brother. Thanks, Sally's Mom
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Sun February 20, 2022
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
At 4AM under a tree in a public park cutting off a friends leg below the knee with a circular saw is no way to go through life son
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Usually it's just a saying
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Bad dog
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Tue February 15, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New York state girl found safe in Harry Potter reenactment gone wrong
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
When you're in charge of writing the Metropolitan police's drug strategy, it's not the best idea to take your work on holiday with you
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Truckload of more than 2000 guns stolen in Ontario
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Sniffer dogs accidentally uncover massive cannabis farm. Good doggies
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Thu February 10, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dick's out at the Metropolitan Police
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
Why DOJ is reluctant to charge Mark Meadows with contempt. Short answer - because they don't want to give away the game to Bannon's lawyers in discovery
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ALVIN
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
In Central Pennsyltucky, we get our horse supplies at the Pizzeria
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Sat February 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To appeal to the hipster community, Virginia Tech now offers shootings at hookah lounges
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Fri February 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amir Locke bodycam footage released, drawing condemnation even from Minnesota gun rights group. Prosecutors say criminal charges will be considered
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(Vice)
 
 
 
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Wed February 02, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Dr. Frankenstein and Igor haven't been spotted yet but someone is stealing a lot of human remains from a cemetery in Melbourne, Australia
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
Hero
 
Should you see an evil it is a duty upon you to stop it with your hands, if you cannot then you should stop it by speaking out, if you cannot then at the very least you should hate it with your heart. May peace, and my car, be upon you all
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Sun January 30, 2022
(Pix11)
 
 
 
A family-owned and operated business that produces its own goods. Ok, it's a meth lab, but still
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Remember boys and girls, the PrinciPAL is your pal
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The investigation into the covid rule-breaking parties hosted by BoJo will be released in full - just as soon as they've edited out all references to covid rule-breaking parties as they're still under investigation by the police
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Never mind giving the Minnesota snowplows some funny names. First give them armor
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Mon January 24, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"DC Officer Shot in Northwest, Suspect Still At Large" - as bad as that is, bet he's glad he didn't get hit in his down south
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Should have used Goldfinger's sleeping gas
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