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Mon May 10, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary proves it's the FL of the north. Mayoral candidate "Johnston is currently facing an assault charge in B.C., hate crimes charges in Ontario and attempted to get the addresses of AHS employees with threats to show up at their homes armed"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
You know what happens after mother's day? Son of the year award nominee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maryland governor pardons 34 men and children for the crime of being lynched
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Sat May 08, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sheldon Silver gets sent back to tennis prison a day or so after his early release, because nothing in New York corruption ever has to make sense
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI informants committed more than 9,600 crimes under the bureau's supervision during President Trump's first two years in office
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI informants committed more than 9,600 crimes under the bureau's supervision during President Trump's first two years in office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
2,000-year-old marble head of Rome's first emperor found. Another august discovery of an unspeakable tragedy to add to Medusa's list of crimes
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Tue May 04, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Crazy lady assaults someone with billiard balls, cue sticks, cookie sheets, DVD Player, loaded rifle, and a knife. Mad Kung Fu skills or advanced game of Clue?
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(Swiss News)
 
 
 
"Far right crime hits record high in Germany". The 1940's would like a recount
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
What has six legs and is sticky?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
♪ Shot in the face ♫ ♪ It's all part of the game ♫ ♪ that gives BB guns a bad name. ♪ ♫
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Did you really think Law & Order spinoffs were DUN DUN?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing a garbage truck, crashing it into an airport parking lot pillar. Mugshot of driver looks to be exactly the type of person you would expect to steal a garbage truck and crash it into an airport parking lot pillar
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Sun May 02, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you're going to scam someone in a fake meth deal, make sure they don't know where you live
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
What book do you bring to an arson?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
It's going to be a violent, hot, American summer because, well... America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The cockroaches are skittering back under their rocks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz (R-uh Oh) is leading a group of conspiracy theory House Republicans to defund Postal Service investigative arm because they raised an alarm over more January 6th type attacks and totally not because they also prosecute sex crimes
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Fri April 30, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Protip: if you're going to snatch a woman's purse, a U-Haul is not the best getaway vehicle
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"They got it from the iCloud" shouts an hysterical Giuliani at a bewildered Tucker Carlson
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Thu April 29, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Those three guys guarding the neighborhood who just had to kill Ahmaud Arbery? They're charged with federal hate crimes. Love, Merrick
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bird smuggler caught after someone heard the hair curlers around his legs chirping and singing
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I fell in love with my fiancé a few years ago. His past includes significant drug use and petty crimes. He got clean and sober, but an old associate of his turned him in for past crimes. He is looking at some prison time. Should I leave him?"
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Woman threatened teens playing basketball with a knife before driving into them. That's definitely a charge
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Mon April 19, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gov. Murphy conditionally vetoes a "remove mandatory sentences for non-violent crimes" bill. NJ: Because a state senator tried to sneak in an "including for political corruption and malfeasance" amendment
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(RelayVibes)
 
 
 
Superman might just be wasting his time facing Thanos...It's a dead-end
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Sat April 17, 2021
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Arguing about their dirty laundry (figuratively), leads to fire set to dirty laundry (literally). A laundry list of charges awaits
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And now an explanation of the crimes Trump committed as confirmed by the FBI yesterday
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Tue April 13, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man escapes from hospital, steals a truck, holds relatives at gunpoint, gets arrested, writes country song
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Good: Seeing female blonde, early 30s, handy with a knife, familiarity with plumbing, medical and legal experience on a dating site. Since you are seeing this here... well, you know
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Mon April 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Back in my day when we were bored teenagers we'd go cow tipping, not burning down a house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald goes full "actually, it's ephebophilia" in defense of Gaspedo Gaetz
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Shut up, Beavis
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Thu April 08, 2021
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man charged with manslaughter, endangering child, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after giving kiddie rides with John Deere backhoe
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(AZ Family)
 
Weeners
 
Naked man lives life in the fast lane
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Tue April 06, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you were at the "Stop Asian Hate" rally in NYC this weekend and you noticed the woman who kinda looked like Rihanna, guess what?
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If this whole "Investigation of alleged sex crimes" is your first introduction to PizzaGaetz, Mehdi Hasan can get you caught up in less than a minute
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Carol and Negan head out to look at some flowers, giving the reformed villain a chance to reflect on the man he was and could be again. It's the final episode of season ten, setting the stage for an epic final season. The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Flat-earther arrested for setting fire to three Masonic lodges in Vancouver, BC which mimics an earlier attack in Australia, suggesting these flat-earther crimes are happening all around the globe
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Wed March 31, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Crazy idea, but hear me out: If you sell guns for a living, maybe don't engage in criminal activities that may prohibit you from owning them
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That hole, keep digging, Matt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That hole, keep digging, Matt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's a shame Biden can't pardon State prosecuted crimes
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYPD Hate Crimes wants help identifying the guy responsible for this beating of an Asian man on a train, Video quality fair, video content horrible
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Mon March 29, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Ex-husband accused of breaking into woman's home twice in two months and at least wearing an appropriate tee shirt for a trial
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Republican mayoral candidate who called the media "Fake News" when they questioned his county residency has been charged with election crimes for falsifying his voter registration
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Texas Attorney General is Mr.-Potato-Heading the media while playing his favorite game of "conceal the records", this time about his January 6th involvement
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Thu March 25, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
PA State Police warn people of springtime con artists, scams, home invasions, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
PA State Police warn people of springtime con artists, scams, home invasions, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Two black eyes, baby mama, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun
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Wed March 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex New York police officer who played tambourine in U.S. Capitol halls during January 6th riot charged with several misdemeanors, missing tact
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Some of that PPP loan money returned to Congress on January 6
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bad: Man impersonating a police officer. Good: Police arrest man impersonating a police officer. Fark: Police arrest police officer impersonating a police officer
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Mon March 22, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"I am glad Biden condemned hate crimes against Asians but to say they are un-American - I would love to visit the nation that exists in Biden's head. Because anti-Asian racism has long been a fact of American life," John Oliver proving it's a problem
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Sat March 20, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently there is "not enough evidence" to suggest the Georgia shooting was a hate-crime. Seriously, what more do they need?
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Okay, class, today we're going to be studying the effects of cannabis on the human brain, so everyone open your textbooks to rip out some rolling papers"
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Thu March 18, 2021
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Young man attacks elderly woman and discovers she's chairman of the board
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
I mean, we've all had bad days, amirite?
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Stop. Hammer, barbecue sauce, and whipped cream time
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Coeur d'Alene Press)
 
 
 
"Rambo Found Not Guilty of Attempted Murder" This is not a repeat from 1982, 1985, 1988, 2008, or 2019
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka hates the fact the Joe Biden mentioned hate crimes against Asian Americans, and he wonders how that could possibly be connected to what he refers to as "the China virus"
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Thu March 11, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There are easier ways to get a bologna sandwich
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Wed March 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A women's rights activist doesn't appeal to sexist patriarchal bigots. The Obvious tag has cut up all the other tags and burned them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Indignant over his failure to overturn a lawful election, Idaho GOP will try to defund State AG's office, leaving crimes unprosecuted in order to preserve freedom, or some dumb thing
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Good thing we have a contrived controversy over children's books to fret over instead of 1984 coming to fruition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fifty experts in human rights, war crimes, and international law agree: with its treatment of Uyghirs, China is violating provisions of the UN Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of Genocide. Which provisions? All of them
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Mon March 08, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
In the desert, a sprig of justice blooms
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Sat March 06, 2021
(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Terrorist has a sad
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Scoop Nashville)
 
 
 
You know, you might not be fit to drive if cops ask you if you know where you are and you reply "In bed"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Mom always said my video game addiction would land me in prison one day
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Mom always said my video game addiction would land me in prison one day
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Thu March 04, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Interviewing residents about robberies? That's a robbin'
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Man wielding ax injures eight, informs police of accomplice with bow whose score is several times higher
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Man charged with possession of explosive parts, aggravated assault, possession of body armor and drugs - claims he was just trying to fix his Pinto
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"I'm dressing in all black, I'll look just like ANTIFA. I'll get away with anything" said the dude who just got arrested for participating in the Capitol riot
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Mon March 01, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
US writes a strongly worded letter in regards to the arrest of 47 Hong Kong pro-democracy activists for somebody's circular file
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Thu February 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former US Olympics gymnastics coach John Geddert escapes justice for his role in abusing young female Olympic gymnastic hopefuls
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump rioters could face up to 10 years in prison because of an executive action signed by their leader meant to target BLM protesters
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Tue February 23, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Guns don't grow on trees
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen "Trump should start maybe speaking to someone about getting a custom-made jumpsuit, because it does not look good for him, that's my prediction"
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Mon February 22, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
North Dakota man finds out that whole "international waters" thing is just a myth, and you actually CAN be charged with crimes committed on the high seas
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Fashionable, colorful, memorable, highly recognizable sneakers aren't always a good idea
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops arrest Florida burglar who allegedly targeted homes while families were at funerals, in another win against grave crimes
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Wed February 17, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police, who had responded to the scene, said the couple had trouble explaining the $1,300 of stolen merchandise from Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, Giant Eagle, Macy's, DICK's Sporting Goods, Target, and Walmart which was found in their car
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(National Post)
 
 
 
In Canada, perpetrators of even the most horrific drunk driving crimes are set free within months
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
The Rocketeer to begin protecting the National Parks
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Mon February 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Subby knows there's a lot you want to do after being released from prison; he's just suggesting maybe waiting at least 30 minutes before carjacking a 16 year old. Just saying
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy punched, bicycle stolen at Queens subway station. This is a repeat from every day ever since the 1890s
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Sat February 13, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Kill-away Cove
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
FBI arrests Kentucky militia members connected with Boogaloo Bois for taking part in the Jan 6th riot and attack on police. No, not THAT one, another one
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Democrats: "Our GOP colleagues can't ignore Trump's crimes". Republicans: "Ignore what now? Sorry, I dozed off for a bit"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC homeowners and construction workers chase off car thieves by throwing rocks, making noise, opening their coats to look bigger
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC homeowners and construction workers chase off car thieves by throwing rocks, making noise, opening their coats to look bigger
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
It ain't armed robbery if the bat ain't loaded
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Beans on your Weetabix? That's criminal
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham says the real insurrection is coming from Biden's White House
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turns out presidential pardons get you out of state crimes, too - in certain cases
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon might not be able to drunk-stumble his way outta this one
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
If you're going to burn down someone's house to avenge being ripped off in a drug deal, make sure you have the right house
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Tue February 02, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man, Harry Styles is having a bad week
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Bad day: Eight men break into your house. Worse day: the cops arrest you also for your illegal marijuana grow operation
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are many ways to get a pro hockey contract terminated such drug abuse or being accused of crimes, but stealing an opponent's stick? That's a new one
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All you treason weasels who participated in the Capitol Coup better learn this name: Chief U.S. District Judge Beryl A. Howell. She's the one who's gonna be hearing your cases, and if early indications play out, she's about had it with you asshats
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 illegally smol kitties
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Some Guy, eh)
 
 
 
Chatham, Ontario: Since September, local police have seized CAD $25.5 million worth of black market marijuana in four raids. For those of you in the US, that's $1,596.00 at current exchange rates
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(Some Guy, eh)
 
 
 
Chatham, Ontario: Since September, local police have seized CAD $25.5 million worth of black market marijuana in four raids. For those of you in the US, that's $1,596.00 at current exchange rates
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Nothing says you're a good Christian like wanting to kill 60 million people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Republicans say Trump needs more time to prepare for impeachment trial. Presumably the hard part is finding lawyers who work for free
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The story of the evilangelical preacher who inspired Silence of the Lambs
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The best way to keep your car from being stolen is to drive a stick. Because only those with honor can drive a stick, and car thieves are without honor
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(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
One could argue that a guy posing as a cop and getting busted for stealing a donut was just really getting into the part. His pal who tried hide from officers in a giant pile of manure, on the other hand, was just dialing it in
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Tue January 19, 2021
(American Radio Relay League)
 
 
 
The FCC would like to remind you that ham radio is not a substitute for Parler, at least when it comes to committing crimes
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Cylon Defensive Measure stops robbers from stealing store's cash from register
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Man claiming he was from National Health Service barges into 92-year-old woman's house, injects her with fake COVID-19 vaccine, demands £160 payment
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Fri January 15, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Official list of everybody charged with crimes at the Capitol January 6, with details of offense and current status. "Was this page helpful?" Yes, it was
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Top court upholds the 20-year prison sentence of their nation's former President for corruption. This is not a prequel from 2023
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
When you need some lube you grab what you can
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Hello Nice FBI Lady, here are the links to the videos" of me doing crimes at the Capitol. It's a direct quote, but the transcripts do not indicate whether he said it in Jerry Lewis' voice
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The man who waved the Confederate flag in the Rotunda has been arrested...in Delaware?
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Wed January 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As many as 20 Senate Republicans are open to convicting the president, the New York Times reports. That's as many as two tens. And that's wonderful
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Livestreaming your federal crimes is a great start, but if you really want to rack up those conspiracy charges, you've gotta also film yourselves planning those crimes
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Farked around, they did. Find out, they will
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Mon January 11, 2021
(National Review)
 
 
 
The radical commies at the NRO want Trump to pay for his crimes
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