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headlines found matching 'Crime'
Tue July 17, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Given that the U.S. president spent the last 36 hours abroad humbling himself to his nation's most dangerous adversary, you could be forgiven if you've forgotten he's also been orchestrating crimes against humanity back home
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't understand why betraying America to Russia makes Republicans angry. After all, that's pretty much been his whole act for the past decade
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
6 things to know about the Russian spy who totally didn't send Russian money to the NRA
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The story of the only person in Missouri ever convicted of the crime of "causing a catastrophe." What's the next level after that, crimes against humanity?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The story of the only person in Missouri ever convicted of the crime of "causing a catastrophe." What's the next level after that, crimes against humanity?
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Batwoman is getting her own TV series on The CW because the other 5 DC Comics shows on there weren't enough already
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Mon July 16, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Two "security experts" from the DoE left plutonium and radioactive cesium in the back seat of their rental car at a hotel in a high-crime neighborhood. Someone smashed the window and stole it. APB issued for Doc Brown and Delorean
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Sun July 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Video released by CPD shows the unarmed, innocent man Chicago Police killed ... trying to draw down on officers while surrounded
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man wearing a ski mask and heavy flannel shirt walks into bank on a hot day, winds up surprised after learning his robbery attempt was known the moment he walked inside
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Sat July 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paraglider performs precarious protestation in POTUS proximity
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Actual line from article: "Normal goats don't usually hang out at bars and get in standoffs with police"
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Fri July 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What are the chances you get struck by a stray bullet on the same street where you were struck by a stray bullet 20 years ago? Obviously pretty good for this innocent bystander
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
*Holds fingers to ear* "Reports of a second Robber falling from the store ceiling are coming in now"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Like beards? Then these mugshots will satisfy that. Subby nominates the one on the left for Mugshot of the Week
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brian Leetch's wife walks into a bar and a hockey game breaks out. Why yes, she did go full "Do you know who I am?" Before leaving bartender with seven staples in his head
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
At least four sheriff's cars are parked outside Bill Cosby's home at all times. Not sure if that's to keep him safe from Philly, or Philly safe from him
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Biscayne Bay PD had an almost 100% "solve" rate for burglaries committed in their jurisdiction, but some nay-sayers make take issue with the chief's innovative "pick a random black guy and pin the crime on them" investigation method
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Fort Worth naked bike rider caught in Georgia. That's a long way to ride a bike naked
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(The Score)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas theme proven untrue once again
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man flogged 80 times in public square in Iran for heinous crime of A: Murder? B: Rape? or C: Drinking alcohol 10 years ago as a teenager?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hate crimes are up 66% in Sacramento County since 2014, ranging from death threats written in crayon to lard-covered Korans mailed from Texas. Look, all I'm saying is, these aren't bright people
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
If you get stuck in a kitchen duct at Golden Corral while trying to break in you might want to reconsider your life and diet choices
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Despicable Me
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Wed July 11, 2018
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Pacman being Pacman - but not his fault this time
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida man with no arms arrested for stabbing a tourist. Mother of God, they're evolving
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Trump on his family separations at border policy: "Well, I have a solution. Tell people not to come to our country illegally." Like his wife did
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
No, 911 does not offer free rides so stop bothering us. Oh, you've got drugs? Where shall we pick you up?
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Local police are pleased to report the naked woman found laying in the grass is fine, no crime was committed, and the blood on her was "naturally occurring"
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Local police are pleased to report the naked woman found laying in the grass is fine, no crime was committed, and the blood on her was "naturally occurring"
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot convicted of driving a truck with 60000 kilos of propane with 3x the legal limit of alcohol in his system. "I'm sure as hell not driving that thing sober" he was probably heard to say
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles' gang problems continue, led by a fearsome group known on the streets as the "Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's the battle of the blimps, with £35k raised for a Baby Khan balloon in retaliation for Baby Trump (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
91 year old Mexican man who traveled to California to see his family for the 4th of July is greeted with a) a hug, b) a flag, c) a brick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
91 year old Mexican man who traveled to California to see his family for the 4th of July is greeted with a) a hug, b) a flag, c) a brick
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz, the man who once defended a double-murderer in open court, writes an op-ed entitled "The Case Against Impeachment." The original draft was in crayon
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Live by the womp, die by the womp
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
There are no bad kids, just bad behavior. Set clear expectations and boundaries, and be consistent. Don't use a sword
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy Guiliani: well OF COURSE we're trying to keep Mueller from being able to interview Gen. Kelly, do you have any IDEA of how screwed we'd be if HE started talking....wait am I saying this out loud or in my head?
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Dalton: I guess I need to add to my three simple rules. Four, do not stab patrons outside of the club
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Sun July 08, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Bay area residents arrested while bringing toys to migrant children, including 66-year-old daughter of WWII refugee
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Senator Richard Shelby (R-AL), who led GOP Senatorial delegation to Moscow, says there's no need for return of Cold War posture after invasion of Crimea, attacks on US troops in Syria, 2016 election cyber attacks
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"A quiet policy change at the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services last month is the next step toward a nationwide purge of non-citizens"
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Won't somebody please think of the paramedics
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Can't return an air pistol to Walmart? Just threaten to shoot up the place, that will show them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani: "Trump will never sit down with Mueller for an interview unless Mueller has evidence of a crime committed." Uh, Mueller, mind crossing that line? You know, for America?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports: People who are addicted to opioids are more likely to have run ins with the law
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Fri July 06, 2018
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
"You sold me that pot, man, wouldn't get a fly high" (pulls knife)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN has learned that leading Democrat hoping to replace Paul Ryan has been arrested multiple times once for DUI and a few others time for driving on suspended license which for Wisconsin it's not necessarily a bad thing
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Having been saved from the apocalypse from the head of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, small town in Colorado tries to rehab its image with beer
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women caught drink-driving for the fourth time is spared a jail sentence. Drink-driving, WTH is that? I know, I'll just click the link and see and omgwtfisthatibleachstat
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
He was a prominent figure at the "Unite the Right" white supremacist march in Charlottesville, but even though he has a job that requires a top-secret clearance, Northrup-Grumman does not see a problem with him continuing to work for them
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Wed July 04, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When planning your next bank robbery, your escape plans should include more than "wear a wig"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Colorado survey: Many homeless people who come to the state are attracted by the beautiful scenery, and not by the legal marijuana, that was right out, I deny that completely
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Nobody puts grandma in the corner
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Tue July 03, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
BLAM BLAM I TOLD you I was going down the slide first, got it?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If Bruce Springsteen texts you requesting iphone gift cards to retrieve a gold investment in Dubai, it might be a scam
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electric brain stimulation may help reduce violent crime. Either that or eating a Snickers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kremlin spokesman says Russia's invasion and occupation of Crimea is "not on the Agenda" for Trump's annual performance review meeting in Helsinki later this month. And they'd know since they're setting it
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We seized numerous weapons and interceded and separated people, However, once projectiles, such as fireworks, eggs, rocks, bottles and construction equipment were thrown and people were injured, we ordered people to disperse" Construction equipment?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nine people in Idaho, including six children, attacked with knife. At a toddler's birthday party
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Drugs shaped like Donald Trump's head seized - described as low quality, hard to swallow
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Sat June 30, 2018
(WJRT)
 
 
 
We would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Pop Tart wrapper
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You gotta admit, hiding a plastic handcuff key in a chicken sandwich to bust your hubby outta jail isn't the worst idea (with mugshot)
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Florida Man released from jail, immediately put back
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man sent to prison for exercising his First Amendment and 21st Amendment rights simultaneously
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: "Journalists, like all Americans, should be free from the fear of being violently attacked while doing their job. Now check out this sweet GIF of me choke slamming the MSNBC peacock"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Shoemaker found guilty of attempted murder. Butcher, baker, candlestickmaker caught trying to flee the country in a tub
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maryland newsroom shooter was an annoying jackass with mental problems on Facebook. So, your average Facebook user
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
ICE rigged its immigrant risk assessment software to always recommend detention
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
You know it's Florida when the fight begins with a cat, escalates to a pillow and finishes with a couch cushion
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but I HATE IT when I forget to remove the meth from my bra when I am being processed at the jail. (with mugshot)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with 149 kids sentenced to house arrest. Now THAT'S cruel
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Charlottesville driver-murderer faces 29 federal hate crime charges. With helpful photo of what this proud member of the alt-right looks like
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Wed June 27, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
PSU wants left out of sports betting... for now. Mostly because they haven't figured out how to capitalize on it. Or cheat. Or cover up when they get caught. Remember when a University was a place to go and learn and not tied to organized crime?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First there was BBQ Becky. Then came Permit Patty. Now let us meet Swimming Pool Stephanie
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"Who steals a fridge and says, 'Oh, it won't fit in my car?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Grimm gets clobbered in the most revoltin' development since that 1994 Roger Corman film
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican judge goes on anti-partisanship tirade against Republican special counsel investigating Republicans and overseen by Republicans
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man attempts upscale crime, steals 2 diamonds worth $170k. But he just isn't cut out for supervillainry, will have to go back to the minor leagues
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Crime in Baltimore is out of control. Also that bastard stole my hat
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Tue June 26, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if you stole a rare alligator from a pair of TV stars and set a reptile sanctuary on fire, police warn that you may be close to overdosing on Florida
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
High on shrooms, naked, standing in a fire, swinging a stick at cops, and chanting in an unknown language is no way to go through life, son
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding woman, 19, forced ex-boyfriend to have sex, cops say
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What do thieves steal in a cashless society? Owls, of course
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
If you embezzle your employer out of US$490,000, do you invest the money in (c) pedigree kittens
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee, fearing he might not be able to order tacos again, insists his racist MS-13 Tweet was just satire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Construction worker dies in jobsite accident. Fark: Boss tries to hide body from cops
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
It sucks trying to still recover after being stabbed 14 times because company policy only allowed one meat per nacho order
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
The next time you think "What would Jesus do?" remember that running around drunk and naked, pouring gasoline everywhere, and then trying to steal a car before flailing around in the grass is in the realm of possibilities
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(The State)
 
 
 
Waitress tells man he was too drunk for another drink. He decides to prove her point
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When confronted with facts, the Trump supporter will often turn to ad hominem attacks, even if they are on live television--some would say especially. Let's observe this exchange on CNN, shall we?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Drug smuggler caught because the drug-sniffing dog had a breast fixation
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Sat June 23, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
So maybe there was more to Hanley's release than just poor performance
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When robbing a bank, never hand over your identification no matter what
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Reader's Digest condensed version: "Got out of his car...began to approach the trooper's cruiser...ordered to get back... sped off...high-speed chase...about 8 miles...lost control...hit a power pole...burst into flames" (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Manafort find his way out of jail? Will Cohen flip harder than Flipper on crack? Will Donnie admit to crimes against humanity? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Thu June 21, 2018
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Bear the ESD-sniffing dog, famous for helping bust Subway's Jared in Indiana, has moved to Seattle to continue his work. "Bear, like any true veteran police officer, only works when he knows he's getting paid. So in Bear's case, payment is food"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions today: "We never originally intended to separate children from their families." Narrator: **COCKPUNCH**
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neither Trump nor the Trump Organization thought to purchase "trumphotels.org." Since this is Fark, you know how this story ends
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Baltimore gangster named "Butt Juice" facing life in prison as well as daily rations of Olestra to ensure he lives up to his name
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
When using a stolen credit card, be sure to check the waitress's name tag
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I can't understand this," the judge said. "If someone at the jail takes your wallet, they give you a receipt. They take your kids, and you get nothing? Not even a slip of paper?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some corker pastes a yob caught bang to rights nicking some quid from an OAP at an ATM. Rozzers show to queer his pitch and yank him to the slammer. Hard cheese for the pincher
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tesla decides to raise extra cash by suing a former employee
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and gambling at a casino is no way to go through life, son
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News: Womp womp? Womp womp, womp womp womp
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Spendin' all your time gettin' tail and layin' pipe is no way to go through life, son. At least not that kind of tail and not that kind of pipe
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Wed June 20, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Legalized pot comes to Canada October 17, 2018, 9 days after Thanksgiving. Amen
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"Beer had several signs of intoxication and smelled of alcohol, police said." No, this is not satire
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man who drove forklift through Lit Restaurant Supplies was likely Lit himself
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(Patch)
 
 
 
By the time most people were just finishing their lunch, ambitious man had already committed burglary, arson, hit-and-run, auto theft, and vandalism, in addition to a slew of other crimes
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Alcohol You Later
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
In wake of Osaka earthquake, Twitter buzz begins fingering foreigners for unspecified "crimes" committed against native Japanese. "Who are those Koreans poisoning water in the wells every time a quake happens?"
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Nine students arrested after turning in textbooks, throwing left & right hooks during Last Day Melee
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Geesh, I thought that everybody knew that lube and Sprite go better with Chicken Tetrazzini. What an amateur
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Continuing his global outreach, Trump declares that he knows more about German crime rates than the German officials
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Mon June 18, 2018
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Hot couple arrested for having sex at a busy Oklahoma City intersection. Yes it's a trap
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(Jamaica-Star)
 
 
 
Pioneering a new technique of avoiding arrest, man drops his pants, pretends to take a dump
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Cop and his crotch find out woman really does not want to leave this bar
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If bitcoin ever became a widely used form of money, it could crash the internet, cause cats and dogs to live together, mass hysteria, Dogecoin to become the world's reserve currency
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After MP stops anti-upskirting bill going through British parliament protesters string up 'Knicker bunting' outside his office. Knicker bunting. Knicker bunting. Knicker bunting
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After MP stops anti-upskirting bill going through British parliament protesters string up 'Knicker bunting' outside his office. Knicker bunting. Knicker bunting. Knicker bunting
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(Some Overacheiver)
 
 
 
Prison time for community college student of the year. Don't they usually just give a plaque or scholarship?
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(Some Overacheiver)
 
 
 
Prison time for community college student of the year. Don't they usually just give a plaque or scholarship?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff calls out Devin Nunes for collaborating with Trump
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
Dope as Knope, yo
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis area man known far and wide for his tireless philanthropy and support of all things local clinging to life after he witnessed a car theft in progress - and was promptly mowed down by the thieves in an attempt to eliminate witnesses
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Sun June 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite two arrests in a nine-month span, New York Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson doesn't expect an NFL suspension. "I didn't do nothing wrong and the truth came out"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A rare sighting of the FLOTUS has occurred when she released a public statement condemning her husband's child-napping enterprise
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(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
Guy charged with felonious assault with a rolling pin, because he thought his roommate's head really kneaded it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Who says millennials are lazy?
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Aw, c'mon, what's in the box?
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
The next time you get a 7-11 hotdog, think of this
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Giuliani admits that the only way Trump can stay out of prison is to pardon all his partners in crime. In fact, he plans on committing some murders just so he can pardon himself
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bill to make upskirting illegal in the UK is derailed after being opposed by a Conservative
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Country Song: My ex done tried to take my air conditioner / Baby it's hot outside / so I shot him with my pink stun gun / And you know what else? / I done shot his nuts off with a real gun
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Yup. It's the old "blame the neighbors for the parasites in your testicles" scam
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Crimea is ours, Trump is ours!"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL tight end Kellen Winslow II arrested for multiple sex crimes. Urkel inconsolable
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osborne to serve nearly 30 years in Montgomery barber shop shooting, eating bats
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Assassin's Creed: Odyssey goes full Greek with the romance options
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(Racked)
 
 
 
It's now easier to steal from Lowe's
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Russian puppet told G7 leaders that Crimea is Russian because everyone there speaks Russian
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
You know how they say your average pedophile looks like the nice guy next door? Not this guy
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Break into your friend's house. Smoke some pot. Bake a cake. Mom's not going to be happy about this
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In other news, scammers from Nigeria are still making lots of money off people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Guess who's to blame for Putin invading Crimea. That's right. Obama
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Wed June 13, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Nice idea: California votes to change some non-violent crimes from felonies to minimum sentences. Bad outcome: Increase in larcenies
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Make me sign my kid out at the office? It's ass whuppin' time
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Lenny Dykstra arrested for pointing gun at driver, threatening to kill him. No word if he mistook him for Mitch Williams
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 49 worst cities to live in, and Detroit
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Congratulates Corey Stewart, One of "the very fine people" that organized the Charlottesville, neo-Nazi rally, for winning the VA GOP Senate primary. VA GOP officials are..less enthusiastic: "Every time I think things can't get worse they do"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Protip: Make sure the bank has cash on hand before trying to rob it
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
All this Florida police chief wanted was a perfect burglary crime clearance rate score
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President who is dogged by accusations of infidelity to his 3rd wife, and who has a history of infidelity with his previous two wives, decides to call out a Senator who had an affair while governor on primary election day in South Carolina
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(The State)
 
 
 
Prisoner dangled from razor wire while other inmates stabbed him and staff did nothing to save him. Well, it was a riot situation and there are probably justified reasons for--and it's a lawsuit
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
With ancient mugshot goodness
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Social experiments normally go well, except when it involves walking into a store with a knife
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Mon June 11, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, judge rules that apologizing after your kidnapping attempt doesn't reduce the severity of your kidnapping attempt, and it is not totally bogus for the cops to use your DNA from the apology letter to identify you
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Deputy accidentally drops his phone into woman's purse during DUI checkpoint. Now has to explain to bosses all the photos on it of women in lingerie in hotel rooms and texts about sending them gift cards
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin says he's willing to rejoin the group that banned him after invading Crimea, if they ask real politely
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Furious restaurant employee doesn't think her cunning plan all the way through after hiring a homeless man and staging a robbery to teach boss a lesson
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
We've run video of violent right wing protesters and called them "anti-fa". Let's see if anyone notices
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Sat June 09, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Farrah Fawcett's son charged with stabb.... Wait a minute. What the hell is that on his cheek?
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Monkey in diaper found clinging to, yes, a Florida man in a stolen car
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
High school student deported by Trump to Mexico was killed today, three weeks after he was inhumanely sent back to a country he didn't know
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sons of Anarchy's Alan O'Neill has gone off to the great big biker bar in the sky
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court overturned a death penalty conviction, but Texas went right on ahead and just reinstated it
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(WFXT)
 
 
 
Pity the public defender who has to explain this hit-and-run driver to a jury
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana 13-year-old with 2 guns who shot a teacher and student will be tried as a juvenile. Which is good, since he wants to take Little Suzie to the junior prom
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Wed June 06, 2018
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Apparently you can bring ketchup to a knife fight
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Student decides it would be fun to ride his dirt bike through his school's hallways as a senior prank, which doesn't go as expected, as you already know since you're reading this here
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to rob bank armed only with a blowjob
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like Fort Hamilton will be receiving its last delivered pizza ever
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
PSA: Don't eat Red Lobster Cheese Biscuits and Drive
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Where Murders Go Unsolved". Handy, color-coded maps for the murderer on the move
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lawyer accused of bringing drugs to jail and having sex with inmate once received $20,000 on the Ellen Degeneres show after saying she wanted to work with kids. Then it gets strange
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Judge who gave the Stanford rapist a slap on the wrist recalled, though not very fondly
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
National Security Council contractor given White House access for more than two weeks after warrant issued for attempted first-degree murder. THE BEST PEOPLE
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Tue June 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twenty-one properties in Belgium were searched, with 13 people held on suspicion of match-fixing, corruption, money laundering and participation in organized criminal activities. Lower and mid-level tennis: serious business
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Paul will be in jail in less than a Manafortnight
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Alright whoever did this, what's your Fark handle and do you have a TF subscription? If not, I think we can set you up
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Coroner's Office employee admits to selling heroin from morgue van. Story to the left, puns to the right
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Talking to 15-year-old online? Felony, register as a sex offender. Meet in real life and have sex? Misdemeanor
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Talking to 15-year-old online? Felony, register as a sex offender. Meet in real life and have sex? Misdemeanor
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Mon June 04, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman took a dead person's car and belongings, may be dead herself. Which probably means zombies
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Someone gets hit by a train. Do you a) rush to their aid, b) call emergency services or c) stand around and take selfies?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bashing, brawling, pepper spray, and blood: Patriot prayer rally for far-right Oregon Senate candidate turns brutal
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out, cutting drug offenders off from food doesn't have a rehabilitative effect. It just makes them commit more crimes so they can get food
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Forensic psychiatrist who worked on JonBenet case shot dead. Prepare for a 20-year investigation and 16 Dateline episodes of speculation
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
You can't book me into jail if you don't have my booking paperwork, amirite?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for walking around a clothing store while naked
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man decides that he doesn't want to walk to impound lot, nor wait for it to open in the morning
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alt-righter who represents himself winds up with perjury charges for lying to grand jury
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It's a Florida mystery. Someone keeps mailing these Florida people $8000 in cash and they want to put a stop to it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: When embezzling with the company credit card, don't use it at Victoria's Secret. People will pick up on that
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Man kidnaps family to do yard chores, makes them recite the pledge of allegiance
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Sorry, folks, this is a crime scene." "But we're the paramedics"
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Fri June 01, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
So, you can actually be charged for "aggressive meat sales?"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Knife violence is soaring in the UK, but don't worry: This judge says they can lower it by making it illegal to sell knives with a point. Or a sharp blade. Really. No, I'm not making this u--look, stop laughing--that's really what he said
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Dog poops in yard. Then things turn Tarantinoesque very quickly
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
An un-bee-lievable crime
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm having mind-blowing sex with a smoking hot coworker. But I fear he is snubbing me right now because he is a Muslim and observing Ramadan. I know that I'm not the ideal girl for him and my father is very racist. What can I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Not that anyone cares anymore, "Doctor" Cosby just lost another honorary degree, this time from UNC
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Armed robbery attempt fails due to lack of ammo
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You go out, have a few beers with the wife of one of the people your dad killed and come home to find your boyfriend played video games all day; of course you are going to get a little handsy, who hasn't been there?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Survivors of the Parkland terror attack successfully lobbied Publix to not donate to NRA-supporting candidates. So, NRATV is accusing the Parkland survivors of committing extortion
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do these genes make my behavior look bad?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump finally meets with Kim
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Hashish blamed in 5-hour firetruck indecent exposure standoff
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
After leading police on chase, woman objects to sobriety tests and states that she's not drunk. "I already told you, I smoked crack"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
All-star identity thief copies LinkedIn resume, lands six-figure job, GETS PROMOTED five months later. Since you're reading this on Fark....
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
When your Floridian parents name you Crystal Methvin , you're pretty much guaranteed to eventually become a Fark headline
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
@¿@
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Tue May 29, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dog assists in scooter robbery, no word on how they'll get the stains out of the carpet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Protip: If you want to get away with murder just don't take the girlfriend with you when you collect on the hit
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Homeless, carless man who attempted to remedy the latter by stealing an unmarked police car to have the former solved
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dostoyevsky predicted the rise of the "true crime" genre and media spectacle
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy"
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Sun May 27, 2018
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man arrested for his 5th DWI and a laundry list of other charges, rests easy knowing his next court appearance is free
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Snopes)
 
 
 
"Crisis actors" conspiracy theorist provides authorities with video evidence
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
100 years of NRA scapegoats for gun violence
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Wily Weinstein attorney uses "all of his friends were jumping off bridges, so Harvey did too" defense
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
You're awaiting trial for getting someone killed in a swatting prank, and you oppose the repeal of net neutrality. Do you: A) Submit public comments to the FCC; B) Donate to the EFF; or C) Call in a bomb threat at an FCC hearing?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to shoot down drone hovering near his home. Fires seven 9mm rounds. None of which hit the aerial intruder
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Drugged driver who seriously injured and blinded a man broke down and cried in the courtroom, asking for mercy. That's when prosecutors played tapes of him laughing and mocking his victim while he was in jail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors find a vagina full of ganja after woman complains of stomach pains. She'd been arrested for drug smuggling twice but this time she was mostly storing rather than smuggling so they let her go
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I like people who commit war crimes and leave men behind
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to NY authorities on Friday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A woman is facing charges after she forced a cable repairman to let her perform oral sex on him. He also fixed the cable
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Largest arrest in Rhode Island history totals at 49 people, which is basically everyone in Rhode Island
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli prison authorities gently extract six smuggled cellphones from inside a newly arrested security prisoner
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: All migrant children are potential gang members
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Senior posts his high school for sale on Craigslist as a prank. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Paul Bettany has been a famous wordsmith, a religious devotee, an even more intense religious devotee, a tennis player in love, a sweater-wearing robot, and, most recently, a be-robed crime lord with the same last name as a premium water company
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Armed robbery is minor hiccup on life path if you are good enough at sports ball to be recruited by university with strong fan base. Same fan base would probably be outraged if a similar defendant wink wink who sucked at sports got this plea deal
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rookie Sterling Brown of the Milwaukee Bucks delivers his first stunning performance
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist keeps provoking driver until the inevitable happens. And now a word from Chris Rock about understanding
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientific efforts are underway to determine if you can change the mind of someone in the Politics Tab
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Crime in Florida is at 47-year-low, a drop attributed to public safety investments, police work, Governor Rick Scott's ability to echolocate criminals in the dark of night
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(Read More by Reid Moore)
 
 
 
Hey all. Loooooong time Farker has written the first chapter of a crime novel about a serial killer knocking off some of Hollywood's oldest celebs. Who will miss them? Would appreciate some feedback. As Roger De Bris would say, "Be brutal. Bruuutal"
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoplift three days in a row, wearing your sheriff's deputy uniform won't help disguise you
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Stripper and porn actor who shot up Trump hotel appears in court and immediately admits to a crime - setting off the fire alarm
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Animal sentenced, unsure if he can still play drums behind bars
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
You know you have a drinking problem when you put someone in the hospital for arguing over a beer coozie
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"We're in Venezuela" says A) your tour guide. 2) Your pilot. Or iii) your FBI agents upon learning that Trump is dumb enough to think he was being spied on and not investigated for crimes against America
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
7 of the worst crimes ever committed against beer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN: Home of the bipartisan shouting match
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China may beef up Beijing airport security to control nutty K-Pop devotees. "Besides the possible offence of disrupting the social order, the unruly fans might also have broken personal privacy laws in obtaining details about their idols' movements"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Production of Baconators and Frostys grind to a halt thanks to this guy's 5-hour standoff on the roof (with mugshot)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"I see dead people." (And I take their drugs)
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
A good watchdog will keep your car from being stolen. Then there's this one, which apparently even the thief didn't want anything to do with
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stripping down and putting your underwear on your head is no way to rob houses son
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First night of EDM festival Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas results in eleventy-billion drug arrests
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at park and shouts at kids about where babies come from -- causing parents to rush in and take them away
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
High-risk sex offender, arsonist, potential failed shampoo model arrested
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(Times Live South Africa)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the age-old question: "How many sheep can you fit in an old Toyota Corolla?"
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(White House)
 
 
 
It looks like Breitbart is now writing articles and headlines for WhiteHouse.gov
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Triangle Man accused of choking woman, hating Particle Man
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Former 'Loss Prevention Officer' tackled by employees after he tries to rob his own store. Employees literally rip off his mask Scooby Doo style
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Woman who bragged about getting away from traffic stop on department's Facebook page ends up on Fark
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New sexual misconduct allegations against celebrity chef Mario Batali have the NYPD investigating. Batali's camp claims it's all just a croc
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Sun May 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrance Williams arrested for public intoxication stating that he was just trying to uphold his reputation as a Cowboy
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
After selling all of their worldly possessions, giving away $100 bills in the park, lighting their house on fire, walking away naked and fighting with cops, couple realize that it isn't judgement day after all
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
The crimes of Branson pinned on a single Oklahoma man. You'd think that Branson would have taken a conspiracy to pull off
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British jockey jailed after leading police on high-speed chase, clocked at 114 mph. The horse was last seen in the stable talking trash about Justify, American Pharoah, and Secretariat
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You hear there's been a deadly school shooting. Do you (A) turn on the news to see what happened (B) set up a GoFundMe page for the victims' families, or, (C) grab your MAGA hat, 'Murkan flag and gun, and head on down to the scene of the crime
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lawmakers accidentally revoked veterans' exemption from drunk driving laws
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Three burglary suspects were arrested Wednesday when a missing prosthetic arm was found in their car.' Someone give the cops a high five
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Federal judge to ICE: Stop lying about DACA recipients
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Criminal extortion charges filed for owners of website which publishes pictures of criminal suspects mugshots. On the bright side, they can now be their own customers
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Police searching for a break-in suspect described as "dressed well". Dressed well for Georgia
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump gonna Trump. "These aren't people. These are animals." Was it just about the bad element or all immigrants? We link...you deride
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
By Odin's beard
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
A.P.D. bust T.I. for P.I.
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall holds another 'Faith Forum'. Alabama is also at a 20-year high for violent crime, so apparently he told people to pray harder
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man gives meth to 14-year-old girl for good cause, to "keep her off the streets." Oh, and to have sex with her, but that's not the point
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida 7-Eleven blasting opera music to ward off panhandlers. To be fair, it's reasonable to conclude that the handouts are over once the fat lady sings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Science has determined the twelve occupations serial killers most often have
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Tue May 15, 2018
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
FBI crime stats show 142 hate crimes against straight people. Fark: literally all of them either couldn't be verified or were actually anti-gay hate crimes
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Imagine you were planting trees in your yard and found a buried safe with thousands of dollars in cash and jewelry. You find out it belonged to your neighbor. What do you do?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, Hey, Hey...Fat sentence coming in September
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort- "Sweet, I can't be held accountable for this crime because the shelf life expired" Mueller- "About that"
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(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
California man arrested for stealing rainbow flags, threatening to hurt LGBT people with pipe bombs, and having a mugshot that will poison the well of your soul
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
Ruler-toting Iowan pleads guilty for trying to take measure of a man
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
They were advised to quiet down and not to smash their heads into solid objects
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This is what we've become, this is who we are now as a nation: "Pro snowboarder 'Boznutz' arrested for threatening neighbor with AR-15"
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Are those beer cans in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Spotify will no longer condone feelin' on yo booty
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As Sweden goes cashless, criminals turn to stealing owls. That's a hoot
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gallant: Day care owner takes prompt action after video shows teacher telling kids to throw rocks at a classmate. Goofus: By firing the whistleblower
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
From the "What the Fark" case files: court rules against the FBI, saying the Feds can't threaten to deport legal immigrants and add them to the no-fly-list for the heinous crime of refusing to become informants
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Fri May 11, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle's serial masturbator at it again on city bus. Bonus: was previously caught masturbating while waiting in line to register as sex offender
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
John Kelly describes undocumented immigrants as "overwhelmingly rural people" with "fourth- fifth- sixth- grade educations" who "don't have skills" and "can't speak English"
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Skateboarding behind a car is not a crime. Driving the car is a felony
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Deadspin finds Matt Patricia's assault report. Looking for the report goes over the Lion's heads, much like most of the their QB's passes
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Waffle House calls police on black customers after prom, presumably for the crime of going to Waffle House for dinner after prom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Time to boycott whatever Akon is doing these days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Time to boycott whatever Akon is doing these days
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Vanessa Trump, Wild Thing
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
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Wed May 09, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So that is what Beavis is doing these days
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Man's attack on a 5-foot-tall, Muslim female Door Dash delivery driver didn't go exactly as he planned. With mugshot goodness
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If your brazen iPhone has been stolen, we may have found the culprits
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Light Sabers, a part of living
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Man steals 55-inch TV from Walmart, then asks police at nearby precinct for ride home. Fifth time charged with shoplifting doesn't seem to be the charm
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Clowns march to end crime in Mexico. Man, here they just run for high office
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Homeless man forces his way into car and makes stranger drive him to KFC. To be fair, once those fortnightly cravings kick in, you'll do anything
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man steals a front-end loader, uses it to play bumper cars in a Walmart parking lot because "he thought it was the end of the world and zombies were chasing him"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vancouver man arrested for SCTV cosplay; trial to be held Thursday at 9
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
89 year old "Nazi Grandma" now a fugitive after failing to report for prison. Authorities now looking for U-boat heading for Argentina
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
89 year old "Nazi Grandma" now a fugitive after failing to report for prison. Authorities now looking for U-boat heading for Argentina
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury finds Santa Claus guilty of burglary, aggravated stalking for breaking into woman's trailer to leave her samples from his 90-pound sack of panties. Ho ho ho
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There are better ways to pass a drug test than heating up a cup of urine in the microwave at a 7-11
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The show Cold Case Files celebrated how authorities and forensic experts caught a serial killer. Just one tiny problem: the man convicted didn't actually commit the crimes and was later exonerated. Shouldn't the show at least air a retraction?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The new guide to success in the NFL Draft. Step 1: Threaten Dallas Cowboys on Twitter with 'IMMA BLOW THaT B--CH UP' if they don't draft you in the first round. Step 2: SWAT raids your home. Step 3: Profit?
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Thu May 03, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Identity thief accidentally ships phones to victim's home, then tries to pick them up himself
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If the cops show up you might as well finish huffing the can in front of them, it's going to be a while until you get the chance again
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(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Robber who looks like Joel McHale hit with a shovel arrested next to Stockton Police headquarters for punching 84-year old woman in the face
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
That's some fine police work, Lou. No, actually it IS some fine police work
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Robbing an art museum. They call me the Picasso Prowler. You?" "I robbed a jewelry store. I'm the Diamond Desperado. You?" "I knocked over a Girl Scout Cookie stand." *Beat* "I'm the Thin Mint Thug"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Nose-picking masturbator nabbed months after terrorizing NYC subway riders in separate attacks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
By trying to duck being nicked for a campaign finance violation Trump has publicly confessed to committing a more serious crime: filing a false statement under oath, according to a guy who should know since he's former head of the WH Ethics Office
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to Family financial conference: If Dems take back the house, we'll no longer be able to cover up your crimes
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
@ ©
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
New trailer drops for Grand Theft Horse 2
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(The Root)
 
 
 
After being arrested for being black at Starbucks, two men settle with the city of Philadelphia for $1 and a $200,000 pledge for young entrepreneurs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP: Illegal immigrants cause a majority of crime. Science: About that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What does Mueller know?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
$50,000 of stolen Legos found in Portland man's home. Officers plan to keep both sets back at the station as "evidence"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man describes self as a minister with doctorate degrees, a police officer, boat captain, a social activist, an administrator, a professor and a politician. He must have been convincing as they let him out of jail to work at his "cop job"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Metro Editor resigns and apologizes for his 'mistakes' which in the real world are crimes. I'm sure he'll work on outside projects and spend more time with his family
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Mon April 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese arrest PUBG cheaters
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Marriage material right there
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Juror from Bill Cosby's criminal trial says the evidence that swayed HIM into voting guilty was the minor gaffe by Cosby, of admitting to the crime, under oath in the deposition he gave in a civil trial
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
There is drunk driving, and then there is driving 100MPH then using a broken wire fence and posts you caught on your pickup truck to troll for troopers in a field drunk driving
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Sun April 29, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
Dear teenage boys: if an older man approaches and requests that you sneeze into a Kleenex for him and offers you $9, "Never take him up on the offer. If you feel uncomfortable, please go to the nearest police box and file a report"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
What you can learn on this edition of Offbeat Police Blotter: Police tend to notice if you are driving with a 100 pound boulder stuck under your car. Never show up at the prison drunk. Fishing spots are apparently worth fighting over. Good to know
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Canoe)
 
 
 
When planning a robbery, choosing your getaway vehicle is important
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hey, free dildo
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Missing 12-year-old safely located in Rifle. Man, that's one skinny kid
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tusk tells Kosovo to improve relations with Se