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| Sat November 17, 2018 |
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Weird news: Naked man tells cops convoluted story about kidnapping, dancer, "Gentleman's Club", Jeep for sale and snorting a line. Fark: Seems to check out
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Rape a woman who is overdosing in your bedroom, watch her die, then share nude pics of her body with your buddies before trying to dump the corpse. Well then, you can expect to spend almost THREE years in prison, MISTER
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Boxer, crime fighter, grandmother: Meet Panama's Elisa Williams
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| Tue November 13, 2018 |
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When President Trump sends the military to the border, he's not sending their best. They bring crime, they're rapists, and some, I assume, are good people
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US hate crimes rose 17% in 2017. Thanks Trump
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Mass murderer registers to vote while in jail. Considering he hasn't been convicted of a crime yet, this is allowed to happen and you can only guess which side he's voting for (as if his MAGA hat pictures couldn't give you a hint)
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Woman finds $300,000 worth of cocaine on the street, hoards it at home in her daughter's Kinder eggs and other spots telling cops she was going to sell it but never did
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David Schwimmer doppelgänger, 36, finally arrested in west London after alleged beer theft
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Mythical black Republican tries to canvass for candidate, gets arrested for no reason, gets police called on him the next day, and has to be rescued from racist neighbors by old white lady
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It seems the key to living through an incident in which a police officer enters your home thinking it's their own is for the cop to be drunk
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Fifty nations sign pledge to increase fight against cybercrime and electronic election interference. Three nations did not sign. Since this is Fark, you already know which three
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| Fri October 19, 2018 |
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By order of the Peaky Blinders, a Hunger Games hunk and half the cast of The Witch are joining the British crime show
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If you had "less than 48 hours" as the answer to how long will it take Kendall Jenner's stalker to get arrested for stalking after being released from prison, step forward and claim your prize
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Please note: if the getaway vehicle for your daring heist is a school bus, you may need to rethink your budding life of crime
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A catalog of Trump's worst cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes. Yes, it's the first in an ongoing series and is depressing and terrifying
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"Hi, my name is Narc McCopper. I'd like to search you, but you can refuse. Here's my card if you want a copy of my body cam footage, and info on the reverse about how to complain about our encounter today"
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Tourists who have spent months waiting for their dream vacation at a Mexican resort aren't going to let a few dead bodies ruin cabana time on the beach (WARNING: The video contains scenes some users might find distressing)
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Former USA Gymnastics president Steve Penny pinched after poaching documents in the Larry Nassar investigation
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| Tue September 25, 2018 |
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Florida man gets 20 years in prison for stealing $600 worth of cigarettes, which seems like a tough sentence for just taking three packs
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They're puddin' Cosby away for 3 to 10
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They're puddin' Cosby away for 3 to 10
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Inmate escapes work crew, gets craving for sweet tea at same time deputy arrives for lunch
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LAPD to crack down on Skid Row voter fraud, potentially putting out a Warrant for a Motley Crue of Ratts who are putting Poison in our democracy. Hopefully, this won't cause a Quiet Riot
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Criminal masterminds keep breaking into an industrial hemp farm and making off with, well . . . industrial hemp. Which has many uses, including paper, textiles, biodegradable plastics, construction, health food, and fuel. You just can't get high from it
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Kavanaugh's alleged partner-in-sex-crime Mark Judge learns he can run, but he can't hide
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Shut. Down. EVERYTHING
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From the NS Sherlock files: "What happens to police departments that collect more fines? They solve fewer crimes"
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Last week it turns out you can't pick up hitchikers with the school bus, this week we learn it's a bad idea to let the kids drive. Seems like there's no fun in being a school bus driver any more
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You have a forty percent chance of getting away with murder in America
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Naked man in park was 'just in the woods masturbating, minding my own business'
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| Mon September 17, 2018 |
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California has had a de facto open market for pot for twenty years, but delivery... yeah, that'll be the trigger for the long-awaited "spike in crime" from 'the menace of marijuana'
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Actual argument: At the time the investigator was appointed, there was not yet any concrete evidence found of a crime. Therefore, there was no need to investigate, and evidence found by the investigator of any crimes is irrelevant
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Susan Collins, the woman who called on Al Franken to resign, may still vote to confirm Brett Kavanaugh, whose crimes are much, much worse
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| Mon August 27, 2018 |
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Just a casual reminder that mass shooters aren't into video games, and the release of a new violent video game is generally followed by a drop in violent crime
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Sunday evening, Florida man tells folks at the community pool that the party is over and it's time to shut it down. Issue one: Not his party. Issue two: Racking the slide and pointing his rifle at the children
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Police in Paraguay reduced to the option of shouting, "Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" Or, "Bang!"
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In the most Kentucky crime ever, a meth addict steals a cheese grater, an empty bottle of Lysol, and a bar of soap from his cousin
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Man's conviction overturned because witness testified while high on meth and what the HELL is up with dude's forehead?
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Hey little boy, would you like some money and candy for mowing my yard? Afterwards I'll clean you up in my spa and you can beat on my drums in my man cave
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| Thu August 23, 2018 |
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Vegas Metro PD arrests the wrong person for murder charges, says their names sound alike and they look alike, too. Judging from the mugshot comparisons, this will not end well
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Things get batty at the Kwik-E-Mart
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Milo says those are some sour grapes and I'm not a vacuous needy grifter like conservative media types, so it's cool that I don't have to eat them
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Man caught by police holding two knives after throwing another one at fleeing social workers pleads innocent to charges of endangering safety and resisting an officer. This makes stealing a Dick Trickle race car from his brothers almost normal
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Reality Winner sentenced to a record 5 years for leaking document--on Russian meddling in the election. If you have never heard of her, yes, that's her real name. Yes, she is in reality, a winner. A hero, not a zero
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If Trump has committed crimes, he'll probably get away with them because for decades American elites have been mostly above the law
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Immigration analyst humiliates and bests Tucker Carlson in a debate about "illegal" immigration, so Carlson throws a fit and cuts the man's mic in order to save face
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