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headlines found matching 'Crime'
Sun February 05, 2023
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Naked, yelling and terrorizing others with a toilet plunger is no way to go through life, Iowa hotel guest
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(Times of Malta)
 
 
 
Well that doorbell prank escalated quickly
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Day 347 of WW3: France and Italy will deliver mobile surface-to-air missile systems to Kyiv. They will allow Kyiv to strike anywhere in Donbas, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson regions and the northern part of Crimea. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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Sat February 04, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"...the creationist theme park that Hovind operates in a quiet pocket of Alabama..." gives you a whiff of where this story's going
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
French court does not surrender, refuses to drop charges of antiques trafficking against a former Louvre director and a curator
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tell me 'any day now' without saying 'any day now.'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixth member of the Basement Gaming Association fired from Memphis police force
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Too many vodka-Dew mixes will make you do dumb shiat, like driving two hours to a small-town jail and turning yourself in for drunk driving
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Fri February 03, 2023
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
🎶 Roll, roll roll your boat, gently towards the shore 🎶 Glad the Coast Guard was there, or you'd be no more 🎶
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed super recogniser solves 'sick' Putin doppelganger mystery after highlighting tiny detail (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm here from Gilead and I'm here to help
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 345 of WW3: The prosecutor general's office of Ukraine has pressed criminal charges against Yevgeny Prigozhin, head of the Wagner group of mercenaries fighting on the Russian side in Ukraine. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu February 02, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Italian mob boss arrested after posing as pizza maker for 17 years. Leave the gun; take the pepperoni
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
That's a rap
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First comprehensive report in more than 20 years on gun crime in the US is released by the ATF. TL/DR? We have a LOT of it. Other takeaways: Ghost guns are becoming a problem, and people confused the Coronavirus pandemic for the Zombie apocalypse
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First comprehensive report in more than 20 years on gun crime in the US is released by the ATF. TL/DR? We have a LOT of it. Other takeaways: Ghost guns are becoming a problem, and people confused the Coronavirus pandemic for the Zombie apocalypse
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You're never too old to take up smuggling
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(Long Island Press)
 
 
 
Long Island groundhogs Holtsville Hal and Malverne Mel had conflicting takes this morning on when spring will arrive. Second year in a row for these two so pay them no mind
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Prosecutors to PG&E: Kneel before Zogg
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD arrest man with enough red flags to fill Tiananmen Square
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
The news of Samuel Clemons' death cannot be exaggerated
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Law enforcement officials, gun rights advocates request clarification on Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law because it's a cluster fark
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Abominable snow burglar trifecta in play
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dead dog bites congressman
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not content with stealing toilet paper, thief steals toilet plumbing, leaving Burger King with a "strange bulge" in her pants
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(Mediaite)
 
Hero
 
New York's Third Congressional District is seeing a surge in crime, according to one of the founding members of the Avengers
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(Mediaite)
 
Hero
 
New York's Third Congressional District is seeing a surge in crime, according to one of the founding members of the Avengers
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
I love my FedEx guy because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Mad Lib like sentence detected from article: "Illegal counterfeit anime girl huggy pillow cover trafficking"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Oversight Committee disbands Subcommittee on Civil Rights and Civil Liberties
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Social media misogynist who bragged about taking advantage of lax Romanian laws gets to enjoy 30 more days of lax Romanian hospitality
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eagles offensive lineman charged with offensive holding, unnecessary roughness, illegal contact, illegal motion, illegal use of helmet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eagles offensive lineman charged with offensive holding, unnecessary roughness, illegal contact, illegal motion, illegal use of helmet
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
It's that time of year. Take out the tree. And take in the annual "Footprints in the snow lead police to burglary suspect" headlines
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Monkey-theft trifecta in play
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Tue January 31, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin, "Rust" armorer formally charged with involuntary manslaughter. Expect the gun-pointing to start between the two of them as to who is more at fault
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Jury: Cable guy stabbed your grandma? Here's $7 billion. Charter Cable: How about $262 million, which our insurance will pay? And you still owe us for the service call. That's Texas Justice
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Body found in refrigerator. Police on the lookout for Major Force, Kyle Rayner inconsolable
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Pooping perpetrator jumps in river, comes out clean on the other side
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition
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Mon January 30, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Memphis update: more firings and the white officer nobody said a word about
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Original recipe coke soon to be available in B.C. Original recipe meth also
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee says it will investigate the investigation into the investigation of TFG
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Another of the Village People admits to voting twice in the 2020 election
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigators intent on ridding America of a 40-year-old headache now pursuing new DNA testing in Tylenol poisoning cases from the '80s
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Will the media learn its lesson?" Russiagate version of no
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY Times analysis of the Tyre Nichols videos show he was issued 71 commands by cops over 13 minutes, many of them contradictory or impossible to obey. In other words, there was literally NOTHING he could do to save himself from being beaten to death
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Vice)
 
 
 
I hate homeschooled Ohio Nazis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What does God need with a Super Bowl ad?
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
A mother will help you move, a grandmother will help you move a body
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Tuesday Pope: "Homosexuality is not really a sin." Friday Pope: "Not so fast there Tuesday Pope"
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Tuesday Pope: "Homosexuality is not really a sin." Friday Pope: "Not so fast there Tuesday Pope"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Memphis SCORPION unit exterminated
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Peaceful Colombian man might want to finally change his name after being wrongfully arrested 3 times in the last 13 years for having the same name as a notorious Peruvian drug dealer. Just sayin'
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Oklahoma to guy with clean police record: "Look, we stopped stopping you for being on a watchlist in 2015 and you got removed from it, so why are you complaining about us stopping you in 2022 for being on another watchlist?" Cue cuffs and guns
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In a bizarre interview, Knicks owner James Dolan threatens to stop selling alcohol at Madison Square Garden if efforts to make him stop using facial recognition software to ban people he doesn't like from MSG don't end
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Fri January 27, 2023
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida logic: Burn down your apartment to get revenge against HOA. Bonus logic: you also shoot yourself
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Her fee was ten sen an hour, and sometimes her patrons handed over a extra five or ten sen by way of a tip. When that happened, she took care to show them plenty of leg, but she drew the line at Fresh Hell Friday in the MSNBC thread @ 7 pm Eastern
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man who killed wife tries the "She was asking for it defense"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
You have a better chance of being killed in a red state. Which is preferable to living around the people in one
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
DOJ stops Iranian backed hit squad that tried to kill Iranian dissident on US soil
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you have a giant rose tattoo on your neck, maybe cover it up before you start robbing banks
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Cro-Magnon brothers just released from prison charged with murder. Unfrozen caveman lawyer to represent them
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, a pastor is accused of leading a double, nay, a triple life if you include the pastoring as a side hustle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you frustrated that you're getting hung up on by deputies after nearly 100 calls and feel they're not listening to you? Well do we have a solution for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Barr once traveled to Italy to get the Italian government to help discredit the Trump/Russia investigation. They responded by giving him evidence of Trump crimes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Faxed bomb threats paralyze Japanese schools. One can imagine principals staring at the office fax machine, waiting for the ring, the beep and the plasticy printout containing the next fateful fax setting up the bomb
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Thu January 26, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Fark's servers are now liquid cooled
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Man gets ban from tram after performing The Tyson Maneuver on a stranger
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ransomware extortionists these days finding crime isn't the lucrative, enterprise-scale gotcha it used to be
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Wed January 25, 2023
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Live Free or We're Going Streaking
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tool Drummer Danny Carey gets off on charges of being a Tool
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(Guam PDN)
 
 
 
Guam Senator seen here dressed as Santa has been working on his naughty list and wants to cane you as punishment
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: NTTIAWWT, and it's not a crime
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not hanging up on me proves you want me in that office, committing those crimes. You want the crimes? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CRIMES
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The High-Heeled Hijacker has been arrested. The Slip-on Sandals Strangler and the Moccasin Murderer still at large
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Damn. There go my vacation plans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Damn. There go my vacation plans
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will Scott Rolen or Todd Helton finally get their due? Will the writers continue to snub A-Rod? Will Jacoby Ellsbury get a single vote? Find out who joins the Crime Dog in the Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2023. 6 pm EST on MLBN
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When you've lost Dan Abrams... Goodbye, America. 1776-2023 RIP
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Opponents said the bill would infringe on parents' ability to make the decision about when a child is responsible enough to access a gun and could hinder families' right to self defense citing cases in which children with firearms have deterred crime
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Judge McBurney publicly release a Georgia special grand jury report that could recommend whether to charge Donald Trump with 2020 election-related crimes? Watch live here
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So Soros hates Fox News so much he targets a weatherman and not the hosts of Fox & Friends, or Tucker or any of those other jerks
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Another heinous crime committed by law enforcement personnel goes unpunished due to slavish loyalty to the Thin Blue Line
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Santos claims that he died on a Klingon transport ship that crashed in the mountains of Galorda Prime, and that he was also killed when that same ship was destroyed by the USS Defiant in a battle near the Pentath system
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Oakland to Half Moon Bay: "yeah, whatever"
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Mon January 23, 2023
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Vandalism? Spray painting, that's vandalism. Shooting out windows of a public establishment seems a lot more severe
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Vandalism? Spray painting, that's vandalism. Shooting out windows of a public establishment seems a lot more severe
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean you haven't assembled your "In Case I Get Murdered" kit yet? What the hell are you waiting for?
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scores of child asylum seekers kidnapped from hotel run by British government. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang child catcher seen fleeing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Subway weather forecast is partly crowdy with a chance of a hail of blows
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Subway weather forecast is partly crowdy with a chance of a hail of blows
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"We did attempt to use stop sticks, but they were not terribly effective on the tractor"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Why are you picking on us? Was it something that we've done?
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Sat January 21, 2023
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Phantom Pooper strikes Tukwila
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's gotten to the point where you can't even have sex on the subway without it getting all weird and violent
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's gotten to the point where you can't even have sex on the subway without it getting all weird and violent
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
If breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck, how much bad luck do you get for vandalizing, and in some cases destroying, dozens of gravestones dating back to the 1840s?
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Fri January 20, 2023
(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
At least give the friendly officer a nod, a tip of your cap, a wink, smile or wave. If you simply go on about your business without acknowledging him, you can wind up in jail. Also make sure your brake lights work, and leave your meth at home
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Officer who hit woman in McDonald's dispute placed on leave. No word if he ever got his liter of cola
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Stealing luxury mountain bikes isn't just for coordinated professional crime syndicates. Here's some tips to up your burgling game
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Phuket. Didn't think they'd catch up to me here
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Monsters are real
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Baltimore Police Officer, Facebook Lives himself at home, coaching, at the gym all while receiving 200K in overtime. Police Union blames rampant crime in Baltimore for excess
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Man charged in Lincoln Park church burglary. He stole at least $9K, but in the end, it didn't even matter
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sheriff's office turns to crowdfunding to identify human foot found on beach. Sounds like they were stumped
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Thu January 19, 2023
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Aside from a casino heist, or a Tarantino film, subby has a hard time imagining what could be worth putting together 15 armed men to do a basic robbery job. It's especially odd to do it in order to hit this target
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again for everyone in the back: all the contract killers on the internet are FBI agents
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
How about no, Derek Chauvin? Does no work for you?
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(25 News)
 
 
 
Police ask for public's help in identifying the Republicanmobile carrying the Republican who torched an Illinois Planned Parenthood clinic. I hate Illinois Republicans
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Wed January 18, 2023
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Police: Break-in at daycare possibly connected to recent toilet paper thefts
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
The law and order/fiscally conservative candidate: someone who knows where to find rent-a-thugs and how to chisel them down to $500 each for some light terrorism
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
The law and order/fiscally conservative candidate: someone who knows where to find rent-a-thugs and how to chisel them down to $500 each for some light terrorism
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Undeclared anti-tank weapons are not allowed in checked airline luggage. Unclear if allowed in carry-on. Yes, it was Texas
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Tue January 17, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
When Dr Heimlich becomes your executioner
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Remember kids, crime doesn't pay. Here's a £5000 gift card to help you remember
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Youtubing superstar either gets out of control celebrating her birthday or gets hassled by cops - let the media narrative war begin
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is that a gas-powered homemade gun in your pants, or are you just happy to be drunk and on the subway?
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Mon January 16, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Was the Idaho murder suspect leaving the knife sheath that was found to have his DNA on it at the murder scene a clumsy mistake, or was it a 10-dimensional chess move on his part?
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Inebriated pickup truck driver gets in argument with outdoor dining patrons at Japanese restaurant, goes kamikaze on them. And since it's the Carolinas, customers also shot at him
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
The tractor porn MP could be set for a comeback to plow new fields, will forever be known as "the tractor porn MP"
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It ain't armed robbery if the stapler ain't loaded
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man hit by hammer in downtown Seattle. Maxwell wanted for questioning
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Woman pushing groceries down shoulder of Louisiana Highway 1 gets accidentally "bumped" by driver. Caring driver reports incident to sheriff's office. Woman gets arrested. Then it get sad
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy threatens to release evidence of MAGA crimes and blame Nancy Pelosi to own the libs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Congress members were paid last week during the chamber's protracted speaker fight without being sworn in. The NY Post wants you to be OUTRAGED
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After FOUR failed murder trials, 7 years in jail, and a judge finding the former prosecutor was being "vindictive" by bring charges in a related case, new DA drops all charges against a Baltimore man who was shot by cops because of mistaken identity
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bullet grazes man's head, kills power to 8,000, provides lesson in bullet control and choosing backstops
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
In what is surely the seventh seal, Canadians have stoped saying soory
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
"Tipton mum and son attack hairdresser carrying wheel brace over dead partner's funeral fees" Umm...what?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Bonded out with a ankle monitor? No reason to give up your GTA activity
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
More time off requested after 11 New Jersey police officers get treated for fentanyl exposure during search
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Not guilty, on account of this one being especially stupid
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Call me Officer Ishmael. Rare whale trifecta in play
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Andy Dick arrested for being Andy Dick
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
It's generally frowned upon to break into someone's house and perform a 'sex act' in their bedroom
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"While laws do protect law enforcement and aircrafts from the threat of being blinded by lasers, civilians do not automatically have the same protection"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That's the roughest-looking ex-teacher Subby has ever seen
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Hawaii Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
A week after extinguishing a large tree that was on fire, police identify the body found inside. Wait, go back
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Guy accidentally butt dials 911 while playing an online tactical shooter video game. Overhead by authorities confessing to two murders. Link includes Ring doorbell video
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Jerk of the Year contest starts early in Phoenix
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The problem with befriending an inmate when you're an employee of a prison is you humanize them, have sex with them, and bring them meth and ketamine and break trust with your coworkers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Who to believe? Andrew Tate: "I love raping" or Candace Owens: "I don't think Andrew Tate is a rapist"
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Archeology or grave robbing? Two arrested after making grave mistake and stealing from a cemetery. Plot twist: stealing shovels and an ATV
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
Andrew Tate granted more solitary time to think about why he should recycle his pizza boxes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Try to steal a ten-ton statue and whaddya get? Another day older, and pharaoh regret
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The secret Republican plan in Alabama to arrest women for abortion is not so secret anymore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the Taliban demanding he be turned over for "war crimes", Prince Harry explains he only wrote of his chopper pilot insurgent "kills" because of something something ...veteran suicides?
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When DIY personalized license plates meet truth in advertising
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When DIY personalized license plates meet truth in advertising
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(Slate)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to Texas Court of Criminal Appeals: Whoa, whoa guys. Slow your roll there. We're all about stripping away basic rights and killing minorities, sure, but the line's gotta be drawn somewhere
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Neighbor calls police after seeing man loading blanket-wrapped body into a car. This does not end how you might expect
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Are you illegally streaming Premier League games? I have some bad news for you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Organization CFO gets... five total months in jail. This is why crime does pay in America
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ken Lee, if living is without you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN tries to explain why it's harder than it used to be to win the lottery. But unless their explanation uses all one-syllable words and no math concepts beyond what's covered in second grade, its probably too advanced for the average lottery player
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because many of its members commit financial crimes and its base enjoys performative shiat-flinging?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican authorities arrest cartel leader El Gato, which is Spanish for The Gato
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
"I am an international business man, on my way to an important business meating". Bonus: for the 70th time
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Florida man charged with assault on a ski resort chairlift. It knows what it did
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
What are the green lanterns outside NYPD precincts? Maybe Batman had the night off and they're filling in?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
What are the green lanterns outside NYPD precincts? Maybe Batman had the night off and they're filling in?
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Man arrested for failing to change his underwear
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Headless woman found at topless beach (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man gives cops every reason to arrest him, including biting police and dancing in the middle of traffic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia launches criminal probes on Kremlin critics. For those not up on their Star Wars lore, a Criminal Probe is what Han and Chewbacca shot near the rebel base on Hoth
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With the LA sentencing looming, Harvey Weinstein's looking at 18 more years in prison. Or six weeks, depending on the accounting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hollywood was out of ideas: In 1967, Batman and the Joker faced off in the ultimate surfing battle, complete with swim trunks and shark repellent ... you know, things one ordinarily carries when fighting or causing crime
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Grandpa's artwork at center of online blackmail controversy. The art remains to be seen
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Sun January 08, 2023
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sometimes building an airtight case that will result in the conviction of a perpetrator requires ignoring pressure by the public
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republican Congressman Dan Crenshaw: "Terrorists" was just a "turn of phrase" to describe my colleagues, or something
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Sat January 07, 2023
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Helmet cam? Check. Motorcycle? Check. Post your high-speed evasion video on TikTok so that Georgia State Police can arrest you? Check
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
He who lives by the toy gun dies by the real gun
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The number of arrests from the January 6 insurrection will soon hit 1000
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Fri January 06, 2023
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 6-year-old shot in school shooting. The new American-ness: 6-year-old is the school shooter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With the right app, you don't even need to pay $50 for that map to the stars' homes anymore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man flips car sideways in car wash, thus getting the underbody flush without the extra charge
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Robbing a bank is bad but robbing a bank when you're on parole for robbing a bank is just too much
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Thu January 05, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
People HAVE begun to lose their hopes, and forget their dreams. But the Nothing grows stronger
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(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Released inmate throws rock through glass door of jail to try to get back inside for meal and place to sleep. Sheriff: "We quickly made those arrangements for him"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Adam Kinzinger (R-etired?) doesn't stay unemployed for long, joins CNN as paid contributor
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Latest way to keep Portland weird? Face-eating Zombies vs. Robots
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail, like investing in GameStop
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Cop detains and threatens Wall Street Journal reporter who was conducting interviews for a story. Why would a cop detain a WSJ reporter whe... oh, now I see why
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Here it is: the greatest non-apology of all time. "Jesus forgives me for trying to serve my wife's students cupcakes that were made with my semen"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Think about the danger this creates. It can lead to gambling. It can lead to violence." This Florida Sheriff is talking about, you guessed it, pot brownies
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(Times & Star)
 
 
 
As someone who isn't British, Subby thought "spending a penny" in this headline literally meant "spending a penny". Turns out, there's an alternate meaning. No word on what penalty "save a penny" carries
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some people attack the power grid because they're domestic terrorists who want to overthrow the government. But others, like these two Washington men, only do it so they can rob a local business. Small blessings
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Drunk American YouTubers trespass into animal enclosures at Night Safari to pet wallaby and tempt hyena with potato chips. Where's a starving grizzly bear when you need one?
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Has Ric Romero joined The Guardian?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Listen and understand: Jack Smith is out there, and he can't be reasoned with or bargained with and he won't stop until you are indicted
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Being supported by your peers is not always a good thing
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Hot tub crime machine?
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Burned man rescued after hanging from power tower. He claims he was spotting for deer. Police claim he was stealing copper wire. Subby wonders if he was upset about drag shows
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Burned man rescued after hanging from power tower. He claims he was spotting for deer. Police claim he was stealing copper wire. Subby wonders if he was upset about drag shows
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
CEO of underwater inspection company takes inspections personally. Panera patron using the ladies room did not appreciate the underwater personal inspection
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Mon January 02, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
23 and he busted
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Police offer $10,000 reward for information on elderly couple's murders at retirement community with "extensive security measures and staff in place" because Benoit Blanc is way too expensive
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
They call me Doctor Love. I got the cure you're thinking of
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A.I. witnesses seem to be susceptible to the same variety of errors and biases as their human counterparts
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The GQP has devolved to the point where its members no longer want to see "obstruction of justice" prosecuted as a crime, at least when it comes to them doing it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I hate Illinois Nazis
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago is not as murdery lately
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Tragedy also struck....when a baseball bat being swung out of the passenger side window of a motorhome to vandalize mailboxes struck a telephone pole, left the swinger's hands and flew into the face of a teen observing from the back window"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm not an expert or anything, but I think they have some issues they need to work on
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
University of Idaho murder suspect made one huge mistake, according to experts. The mistake of killing four people strangely unmentioned
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Sat December 31, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The right to have guns all over the place causes one Arkansas town to remove their citizens' rights to leave home after 8 PM
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who dares bins?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston mayor urges Houstonians to take their Texas down a notch for New Years
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Fri December 30, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to commit armed robbery, don't leave your cell phone and gun at the crime scene. And definitely don't make your selfie the phone's wallpaper. Fail and Asinine tags tripped up by Dumbass tag
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rituals for Benedict's passing could be template for future ex-popes, origin story for new crime-fighting team
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Money for the programs was given to agencies with the higher rates of violence, or gun violence. Priority for the program was given to agencies struggling with a lower rate for solved crimes. Easton police will use the money for license plate readers
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Arrest made in murdered University of Idaho students case
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Parents of the decade arrested as they willfully allowed their newborn child to die because 'they didn't believe in medicine'
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Why was G4 canceled back in October? Its rating in adults 18-49? A zero
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
🎶Highway to the extradition zone🎶
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to leave the Grand Old Party and form the Old Party of Grandness. SPLITTER
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Dark Greta
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Los cuatro de la resaca
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Armed robber brandishes weapon, slips on ice, knocks himself unconscious. Mug shot looks like he got hit by a gotdamm bulldozer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After 30 years, the Supreme Court may finally decide to hear a case on the question of whether it's okay for judges to give defendants extra time in jail for crimes a jury has already decided they were not guilty of
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Good work, Lou. But how did you identify the robber?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man's behavior at Walmart will lead to him taking a pregnant pause
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Tue December 27, 2022
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Man arrested for putting the lotion on its skin, multiple times
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man jailed for assaulting partner with Christmas ornament. This is not a repeat from another Florida Man 11 days ago using the entire tree
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hard-working couple rise early in the morning to head out to work. Stealing holiday tips people leave out for trash collectors
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Mon December 26, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"It looked like a snowstorm": Suspect tosses drugs out window during chase, somehow manages to avoid killing most of Orange County with fentanyl exposure
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National cannabis prices plummeting due to glut of product. Subby is toking as fast as he can. Fark also needs a Spliffy tag. When will Drew address this crime against humanity?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TFG may have committed crimes, but Santa is innocent
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man accused of taking CPR classes at Cutlery World
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Sun December 25, 2022
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Salt Lake bank robber executed his crimes with the threat of vials with "viral viruses" in his pocket, the worst kind of viruses
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Teens who snuck out of houses failed to make it to chosen destination of Waffle House
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Sat December 24, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Christmas without someone calling the cops on Cousin Eddie
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Fri December 23, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jan. 6th Committee transcripts reveal rift between Trumpian White Nationalists and White Nationalists for Trump prior to Capitol riot. Splitters
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan man learns the hard way that it's hard out here for a pimp
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently, wokeness has turned New York into "Weed City". Duuude, that sounds awesome. I'd like to partake in some wokeness, please
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently, wokeness has turned New York into "Weed City". Duuude, that sounds awesome. I'd like to partake in some wokeness, please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
QAnon followers sentenced by court for breaking into multiple COVID vaccination centers -- in Japan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State corrections head wisely no-shows for hearing with lawmakers who want to know why there are almost four times as many inmates on a waiting list for educational programs as there are in the programs - after they fully funded them. Whoops
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Thu December 22, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Robble robble
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Shocker: Among the books banned in New Jersey prison libraries are "Starting Your Own Cannabis Business" and "Great Prison Escapes"
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you actually have homemade dynamite when you drive into your wife's house can that really be called making a bomb 'threat'? Wouldn't that be what Subby's 4th grade teacher called a promise not a threat?
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
After a serial burglar promised police he will continue burglaring after being released, he burgled cleaning supplies from a grocery store and then went into the bathroom to clean. Yeah, I don't get it either
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Birmingham rated as most unhappy city in USA. Of course, it's surrounded by Alabama
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Mom help someone is cyberbullying me
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
First, do no harm. Second, commit no insurrection
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"(Florida man) and his fellow gang members advertised their success on social media to advance the gang's prestige and reputation," prosecutors said
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(DW)
 
 
 
News: 97-year-old former concentration camp secretary found guilty of more than 10,000 counts of accessory to murder. Fark: Sentenced to juvenile punishment of two years on probation due to her age at the time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How else can you get them to say what you want them to say?
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toronto shooter was not happy with his H-O-eh, several board members were his victims
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're breaking into a gun shop, wait until you leave the scene of the crime before ordering takeaway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're wanted for homicide, maybe don't break into a police station
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man upset that his pizza pizza was never delivered drives to Little Caesar's for some bang bang
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Step back old boomers, Generation Z is now 'the loneliest generation' thanks to Covid, social media and too much technology
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Maybe news: Car thieves snatch vehicle in warm up theft. News: They come back less than an hour later to steal the second car. Fark: The police knew they were coming back and did nothing. Tag is for London Police Services
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Whoa, hold on. The guy who filmed himself skateboarding while drinking cranberry juice and singing Fleetwood Mac uses pot? This is a shocking revelation
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Clark was writing a book of his crimes, and even included a quote from TFG praising his work
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So they got a couple pairs of shoes?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Reverse self-defense ploy unsuccessful in PlayStation revenge murder case
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Big Apple sliced by alarming 37% increase of fatal slashings, stabbings
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Stephen King among several arrested in large-scale amphetamine bust
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
And my plan to steal the truck would've worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling drinks and all their ethanol
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(WBOY Clarksburg)
 
 
 
Five words to describe America as we wrap up 2022? "Axe Body Spray Dumpster Fire" feels just about right
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Fri December 16, 2022
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for the crime of returning a lost credit card while black
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Not a good surprise
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge, "Hey it's pretty obvious you're planning a mass shooting and have a history of mental health issues and violent outbursts. Anyway here's your guns back"
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(WDEL Delaware)
 
 
 
Cindy Lou Who has fallen on hard times in late contender for mug shot of the year award
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gohmert (R) says we need to instill Judeo-Christian morality in our children or our first and second amendment rights should be eliminated
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Legalizing marijuana tends to cut down on marijuana arrests? Boy, you really have to spell it out for libertarians don't you?
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(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Duh, where else would you look for a drug dealer?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Hieroglyphics discovered on area man's face
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Small-town mayor fed up with visitors looking for love at Christmastime: "We have zero quaint Victorian bed and breakfasts. There's a Motel 6 by the truck stop, and unless you want to be the lead in a true crime podcast, I wouldn't stay there"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
*Pew Pew Pew* "Puff Puff Puff"
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
In our city we have a "crime-free" housing ordinance to prevent undesirables from moving in, wink-wink. Federal government: Yeah, I see what you're getting at, and you mean to say you violated the Fair Housing Act and the Civil Rights Act, wink-wink
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, that's my retirement grease
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
When the Hunter becomes the hunted
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Police officers in London reported to bosses for gross dereliction of duty ...for having a snowball fight
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
OR Governor: Yea, I'm gonna go ahead and put a redlight on the Green Mile
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Joseph Biggs, Florida Proud Boys leader, asks judge to move his trial for seditious conspiracy from DC to VA because 1/6 Committee hearings poisoned jury pool. Dude, they were televised nationally
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That pic you took displaying bloody knuckles and grinning ear to ear just after beating the crap out of a homeless army vet probably isn't going to "play" well during the trial of that police brutality lawsuit he filed against you, officer
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(KBTX College Station)
 
 
 
Teenager with perfect name involved in high-speed pursuit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caption this Christmas crime scene
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 293 of WW3: ISW says Orc forces lack sufficient infrastructure to support Crimean troops. Russian bloggers claim the Sevastopol 1472nd Naval Clinical Hospital is facing blood donor supply shortages. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
According to the affidavit, Texas head basketball coach Chris Beard wanted to take a bite out of crime
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After years of astronomical losses, the Christmas trees are starting to strike back
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Ancient Egyptian Goddess with unusual strength visits Miami. Proceeds to act like drunken tourist
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia thief has brass.... stole brass railing from outside City Hall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris pumps up the Bass
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Yeah, but he didn't say where he would park it. Bonus: grand theft auto Chevy Malibu
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When the GOP nominates candidates, they're not nominating their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are Tim Scott
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Everyone's a critic
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Sat December 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh no. Anyway
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh no. Anyway
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese man finally arrested after calling police 2,000 times in 9 days to tell them they're "tax thieves" and "big stupid a-holes"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
5 years for you, 4 years for you, 4 years for you, you 1/6 morons
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So what if I shot out the neighbor kid's bedroom window. That dang squirrel was on my bird feeder
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Sure WVa state senator Randy Smith (R - iiiiiight), I'm sure that will ABSOLUTELY cut down on drug use
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Parked and the Pilferous
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
New policy: Take the keys out of the ambulance when on a call
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for giving neighbor head instead of just sharing sex toys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Popehat respectfully explains why white collar criminals aren't usually arrested immediately upon breaking news of their crimes and dropped into the Rancor pit, as we would all prefer
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
DOJ to the American's banking criminals: "Please tell us about all the crimes you've committed because we have no idea what we're doing"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Try this one simple trick to get a $6,000 Walmart discount
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Convicted Felons Luke Bender and Landon Mitchell: "Videotaping this crime spree and posting it on TikTok was the best idea we ever had"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's been a minute since we had a SpaceX launch. This time they are launching OneWeb, the Starlink competitor that was supposed to launch on Soyuz but then Russia got all warcrimey. Launch is at 5:15 pm EST from KSC 39a
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man plies his trade, proves Occam's razor
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida burglars attempt bank robbery. Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Wed December 07, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Would-be goat thief not the GOAT of goat thievery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ on Whitey Bulger: Mistakes were made
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice ... Oh, wait. It's just Walmart
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Mark Hall)
 
 
 
Man to spend up to 40 years in prison for card store robbery. Got no Good Luck or Sympathy from the judge. But that 40th anniversary one might be one to look forward to
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Vacationing Chicago Cop transforms into Florida Man
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House passes bill to fight Internet Crimes Against Children. Tag is for the 1 'no' vote
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Iconic 1978 doc "Scared Straight," used to scare young punks into avoiding life of crime, lives on in Japan, where template is used for live stuntman demos scaring little kids into observing traffic safety
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There is "throwing the book" at someone and then there is beating someone senseless with it. Colorado nightclub shooter facing 305 criminal counts including murder, attempted murder, hate crimes, and, presumably, jay-walking
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boris Becker to be released just 8 months into his 2-1/2 year sentence for multi-million-pound bankruptcy fraud and deported to Germany. Sounds about white
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boris Becker to be released just 8 months into his 2-1/2 year sentence for multi-million-pound bankruptcy fraud and deported to Germany. Sounds about white
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Suspect who taunted a special needs kid, then knocked out the eye of a woman defending him, is arrested. Surprisingly, Florida isn't mentioned anywhere in the article
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy, the man, the myth, the legend. Long live Rudy
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Mon December 05, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Grinch attacks reindeer in booze induced fury
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man sees police officer on a horse, then can't believe he's arrested for doing what any Florida man is expected to do in that situation
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Clearwater PD: Florida man had sex with dog in front of people including children; damaged church property, a mailbox and potted plants. On the plus side Florida has no state income tax
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested after shooting at aptly named bar
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
It would have been criminal not to elect the Crime Dog to the Baseball Hall of Fame
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sam Bankman-Fried faces decades in prison for committing the one crime America still prosecutes: stealing from rich people
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Sun December 04, 2022
(WTAJ)
 
 
 
Man admits that he drank, "not nearly enough," said he was, "here," and was about to be released to his family when he tried to snack like Dahmer
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
DeSantis suspends citizen-elected prosecutor for being a "woke ideologue," leading to DeSantis officials having to define woke in court. "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." So, the Deep State?
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
The top 20 British crime dramas on TV and streaming. If you enjoy Detective Inspectors, Chief Constables, notable UK actors, and impenetrable cop banter, these shows are for you
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The top 20 British crime dramas on TV and streaming. If you enjoy Detective Inspectors, Chief Constables, notable UK actors, and impenetrable cop banter, these shows are for you
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner stands his ground through closed front door against 15-year-old Warnock canvasser
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Fri December 02, 2022