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headlines found matching 'Crime'
Sun June 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not news: FBI raids business due to drug sales. News: seizes $86 million in cash and jewels. WTFark: majority of that were legitimate customers assets who were doing legitimate biz with the business, a lockbox facility
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Men escape SouthPark Mall with $16K in Gucci purses. Step 3: Profit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Men escape SouthPark Mall with $16K in Gucci purses. Step 3: Profit
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Sat June 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Biden dismantles government-funded Trump fan-fiction site
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Biden dismantles government-funded Trump fan-fiction site
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not only are there no actual hitmen on the Internet, but, even if there WERE, they would NOT work on lay-a-way
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not only are there no actual hitmen on the Internet, but, even if there WERE, they would NOT work on lay-a-way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock: Austin edition
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Witnesses say that after a triple shooting in a parking lot the place was swarming with cops....which makes sense, since it was the police headquarters parking lot
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Fri June 11, 2021
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
If you're a paedophile watching child porn in your van try not to become so engrossed that you don't notice the police at the window watching you. No, on second thoughts, do just that if it means you getting caught like this guy
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to Lin Wood: "Go be crazy somewhere else"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four Glendale cops get paid vacation for being dicks in a Dick's
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Another pantless Florida woman. Must be hot down there this week
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Thu June 10, 2021
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Thieves steal one Chanel handbag
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I mean duh, what tourist *doesn't* bring mace and a boot knife to murder Congr-- er, tour a major historical attraction?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do you know why I pulled you over ma'am? It's because I need to search your phone and forward any nudes to myself
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Well, she's dead. Guess she won't need her bank card anymore. Anyone else want a bag of crisps or a fizzy drink?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The case for prosecuting Trump
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
TIIIIIIIIIIIIMMBBBEEERRRR Suspect believed to be "MagaLumberjack" who chucked a wood beam at Capitol Police during Jan. 6th riot arrested in Alabama
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rambling Brampton man rams ambulance, scrambles
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Congratulations on winning The Masters and US Open...You're being extradited to Argentina"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The FBI paid a "confidential human source" $180k to create the backdoored AN0M chat app that busted so many drug bad guys. He better hope he's behind more than seven proxies - those bad guys that have their own networks
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian police to drug trafficker: We have posted your name and photo in all media outlets announcing how you helped us arrest your associates, turn yourself in or take your chances with them
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Tue June 08, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
🎶The FBI heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it that the mob was messing around.🎶
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"Legend states that the animal was the only survivor of a shipwreck off the northeast coast of England and because the villagers had never seen a monkey before, they mistook it for a Frenchman and convicted it of being a spy"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chef shares hack for committing one of the greatest food crimes known to humanity
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just wait until they find out how much lawyers charge (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Anom - the FBI and AFP run encrypted phone company for criminals
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels says she's offered to cooperate with prosecutors. Following that, she plans to get an expert in to fix the cable
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona judge dismisses the very real felony charges against the very fake gang dreamed up by the Phoenix PD and Maricopa County prosecutor in the wake of last year's protests
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(Council on Foreign Relations)
 
 
 
Illegal fishing is one of the great ecological crimes humanity continues to commit and here's how we can stop it
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Ukraine's new soccer shirt features map of Ukraine that includes Crimea. Guess which country is outraged. Go on...угадать
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ukraine tell Russia to Crimea river over their new Euro 2020 football kits
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(Swiss News)
 
 
 
Man demonstrates sure-fire method to get ahead in the polls
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for pretending to be a 13-year-old middle school student. Awkward
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Naked kidnapping car crash and attempted baptism all rolled into one eventful afternoon
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dare accepted
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Sat June 05, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Need to get rid of your hammer-wielding tenant? Stab him in the butt with a samurai sword. It's the Pittsburgh way
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Who doesn't love Italian pastries like Sfogliatella, Pasticiotti, Oxycodone, Cannolis, wait... back up one
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court did something intelligent
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Fri June 04, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
It is amazing they caught him when they had nothing to go on
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You're allowed to rat on the Cosa Nostra if a ghost says it's OK (possible nsfw content on page)
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Jared Bell of 'Drake and Josh' charged with crimes against a child. Agreed, the show is pretty bad, but really?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want Capitol rioters to pay for $1.5 million in damage they caused, violating Reagan's firm policy against negotiating with tourists
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Prosecutors want Capitol rioters to pay for $1.5 million in damage they caused, violating Reagan's firm policy against negotiating with tourists
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Aristocrats brought a German Shepherd to the insurrection. Because why leave the dog out? That would be wrong. That would be very wrong
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican family unhappy with neighboring pool
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Couple tests the axiom that a thief who steals from a thief gets 100 years of pardon. Finds it has not yet been codified in Louisiana
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cops called to JoJo Siwa's House because of partgoer's OD. If you're saying "Who's JoJo Siwa?", you're the lucky one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Feel free to remove that "Do not remove under plenty of law" tag from your laptop
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
You'd think a lawyer would be smart enough to not admit his client committed crimes before he became president, but then again, we're talking about Rudy Giuliani
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man threatens to kill people over pornographic video. Then it gets very strange
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz may soon learn that obstruction of justice isn't just a minor crime
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Two busted for stealing from school: Pop Tarts, cartons of milk, strawberry apple sauce, compound bows, cheese sticks and...hold on a second...strawberry apple sauce?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Sackler family are a step closer to immunity from future opioid lawsuits
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have a huge, distinctive tattoo on your gut, maybe don't hike up your shirt to wipe Cheeto dust off your chin in the middle of committing federal crimes
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Help find the kitchen sink
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Chauvin's lawyer has a promising career ahead of him in satire/fiction writing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just gotta see god
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man who robbed taco shop with water gun back in 1981 asks for clemency [again], having earned three associate's degrees and several college credits while in prison. Fark: His victim says let him out
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man who robbed taco shop with water gun back in 1981 asks for clemency [again], having earned three associate's degrees and several college credits while in prison. Fark: His victim says let him out
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another day, another hate crime in NYC
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Making a Lawsuit is allowed to proceed against Netflix
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
One year ago, as protests against police brutality were made self-referential examples, one DC resident opened his door to dozens of people fleeing a DCPD kettle. Rahul Dubey sheltered them in his home all night as cops covered his street in tear gas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Catholic church toughens canon law. Guess which one is automatic excommunication? A. Covering up sexual abuse. B. Sexual abuse, or C. Trying to ordain a woman. D. All of the above (lol, JK on D)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Special master appointed for special bastard
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Spokane police arrest a man for attempting to buy a child and for using the wrong glass
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
ProTip: Breaking into an Airbnb? Keep an eye out for the Deputies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So, about those police reforms
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Arizona goes full Nazi. Literally.
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Well what did you think would happen on Alki Beach?
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would happen if a certain ex-president goes to jail? Aside from hilarious for late night talk shows
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When ya gotta go
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown protesters demanding their freedom storm a shopping mall that was completely open, forcing it to close again
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Maryland police officer gets drunk, gets into bar fight, and kicks one of the responding police officers who arrives to stop it. He was suspended with pay, though, so you know. Lesson learned
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Such a polite crime against humanity
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf ordered into anger management classes. No word yet on when he'll be ordered into acting classes
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Sheep on the lam
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sure, Adam, I'll hold your beer. Why? Where are going? Adam? Adam DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Won't Someone PLEASE think of the Oatmeal Pies?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Not news: 11 year old boy steals toy car. News: 11 year old boy steals real car
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Even if it means getting a catalytic converter don't help your uncle Jack off a Mercedes
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Fri May 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ Oklahoma, where the assumed dead comes sweepin' down the plain ♫
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police stop hammertime
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A majority of people charged in the Capitol attack aren't in jail and most likely won't serve time. I wonder if most of them being white has any bearing on this. These people are exactly the type of lunatics that need to be incarcerated
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Waukesha with all that stuff
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Thu May 27, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
If you've just been shot you might as well livestream your ambulance ride
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Former Palm Beach County GOP leader charged with crimes against government, fashion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
London's West End, 80s music, fast food, and social media influencers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 9-15 Himalayan Salt Edition
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Finally a product for us housebound couch cowboys - Croc spurs. Yippee Ki Yay, impulse-shoppers *makes horsey clip-clop sounds as he gallops to the fridge*
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Wed May 26, 2021
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Fukuoka man with powerful hunger for rice and yakisoba arrested for stealing electricity from convenience store to plug in his portable stove and rice cooker
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Frazier used his personal cell phone to photograph evidence at the scene without approval, he did not collect a portion of the ear as evidence, and failed to complete a Domestic Violence Risk Assessment.' Wait, whaaat evidence?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In one and only one universe, "Crime Scene Kitchen" is a real game show and it really does star Joel McHale
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta councilman had his car stolen while attending a ribbon-cutting event. Crime has already been mentioned as an issue in this year's city elections
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
One-legged man loses ass-kicking contest
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Walkers stumble across £80m worth of cocaine worth Sussex beach. Rick Grimes is on the case
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Driver arrested Monday night for driving into a group of protestors, and this is the weirdest coincidence, has a history of communicating threats, ethnic intimidation, carrying concealed weapons, and pointing a gun
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Tue May 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shade the middle part of the Venn diagram of America's social ills as shots fired near George Floyd remembrance
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Please note: if you're going to come to Seattle from Alaska to riot and try to burn down police stations, you probably shouldn't wear 'distinctive pink camouflage pants' because that's a fashion crime
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
🎶 My Maserati does 185 / Get out of my way and you'll stay alive / If you don't, finna pull out my gat / shoot you in the head, how bout dat? 🎶
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FedEx driver arrested for dumping packages. From the booking photo, it looks like she's still dumping
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Please note: in spite of ongoing efforts across the country, is still currently illegal to run over protesters in your car, as this North Carolina woman has found out
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1895, Oscar Wilde went to prison for sodomy. No, that was the charge, not why he went there. You know what I mean
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof's defense team argues that his deeply seated conservative beliefs make him ineligible for the death penalty
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Here's a thought: maybe don't post pictures of yourself pumping iron when you're receiving disability insurance
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Proof the Onion predicts the future: Area Man Passionate Enforcer of What He Imagines the Law to be
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Mon May 24, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man used slice of pizza as weapon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD puts out an all out M&M bulletin for the candy bandit
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Anything can be a weapon, if you're Florida enough
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah you got teeth .... a taser, ah hell no
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man arrested after trying to run over cops, driving into police station lobby, and attacking police officers prompts investigation from Sherwin-Williams paint scientists to identify the whitest shade of white known to man
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The only definitive ranking of every musical guest from the last season of SNL that you'll ever need, going all the way from number 1 to as-yet-unprosecuted crime against humanity that was Morgan Wallen's appearance
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Polls of NY Voters about next year's gubernatorial contest show they'd prefer the crime fighter taking down Trump and the NRA to the creepy perv who botched the Covid response, but either one would crush any hypothetical Republican challenger
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Their uniforms will be blue armbands, Bermuda shorts with black socks, and pith helmets
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Done before: Man attempts to run down cops with car. New: In the police station. In other news, Havre de Grace has moved closer to Baltimore than when subby lived there
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman: "Hold my beer and HANG ON"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
1/6 Insurrectionist: Hey media, I will sell you this exclusive video I shot inside the Capitol during the attack. Various media: Okay, here's over $90k. Feds: *yoink* We'll be taking that as "proceeds of a crime"
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Sun May 23, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police arrest 150 at Gathering of the TikTok Dipshiats in Huntington Beach, CA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Far-right fugitive in Belgium still on the run after six days, receives terrorist designation and a place on Interpol's Wall of Fame
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Wife posts that her husband did noting wrong on 1/6. FBI: Thanks for helping us find him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Science and dirt bikes? Why not
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man arrested before completing his hate crime Yahtzee
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Sat May 22, 2021
(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Apparently the punishment for allegedly killing a pedestrian in Florida is deportation to Guatemala
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Apparently the punishment for allegedly killing a pedestrian in Florida is deportation to Guatemala
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
And again, cheese makes the world a better place
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
The Rock has been cast to play Superman.....'s dog
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Veterans have dubbed him "Hate Crime Hawley"
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
How well is Russia's annexation of Crimea going for the actual people of Crimea? "I filled a bath once, and the water was the colour of brandy"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study shows that US prisons were overflowing by 2010, to the point where they just couldn't arrest any more people
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man steals excavator and tell police "YOU CAN'T TAKE MUH BUKKIT" (With video)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police in El Salvador investigating a cop for the double homicide of a mother and daughter find human remains buried on his property...as many as 100 sets of them, all belonging to women
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ummmmm, I would say it's more about guns and cocaine than politics, Rochester mayor Lovely Warren
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas is now executing people by drawing and quartering. Prove me wrong
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Thu May 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
You ever have your spouse do something that embarrasses you at work? Rochester mayor Lovely Williams has got you beat
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ever see a traffic cone so goshdarn sexy you just can't help yourself? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hey, what tourist *doesn't* bring brass knuckles and a tactical baton along on their perfectly normal Capitol tour?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, at least he didn't waste it all
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Homeowner distracted by 'fence inspector' while another man enters home. Police didn't set up a picket line to catch them, so there won't be any chain gangs splitting rails anytime soon
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
"I had to shoot him, he was coming at me with a banana"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Officers who arrested an 80-pound 73-year-old woman with dementia, broke her arm, dislocated her shoulder, and laughed about it are less jovial reading their criminal charges
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The real question is, Who's going to play Farley and Swayze?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Father of the year? Husband of the year? Why not both?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin man honors the time-old rock star tradition of wrecking a really expensive hotel room before moving on to the next city
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Tue May 18, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Was he trying pick up enough speed to make the jump from the Keys to Havana?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
5th suspect arrested over Dresden jewelry theft before Jimmy Conway can get to him. Henry Hill a little surprised
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Always a lady
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Shooting yourself in right thigh while picking up case of soda in Walmart is bad enough. But to NOT have concealed weapon permit for said gun in state where they practically grow on trees makes you candidate for Top Florida Man of 2021
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Mon May 17, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For the first time in a year NYC subway riders once again have the option of getting attacked by deranged people 24/7
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
New book out about the Johnstown Mafia. A short lived crime syndicate probably because "tonight, he sleeps with the hoagies" didn't catch on
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man who used Samurai sword to commit burglary and carjacking caught after he left cell phone full of photos and videos of himself at crime scene
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Sun May 16, 2021
(KHOU Houston)
 
Boobies
 
Heedless enthusiasts found in topless cars
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And just like that, he drove to a parking lot and told the security guard: 'There are three dead guys in the Chevy'
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And just like that, he drove to a parking lot and told the security guard: 'There are three dead guys in the Chevy'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you're awaiting trial for participating in the Capitol riot and you have a prior criminal record that prohibits you from owning a gun, maybe "illegally shooting a mountain lion" isn't the best weekend activity
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Jail? Ain't nobody got time for that
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Fri May 14, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
A woman driving a van... Decided to run down a man. She now sits in jail, she couldn't make bail. Nor did she think out her plan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anyone taking bets on what race this guy is? Anyone?
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Look, if you're going to steal 14 cases of beer, at least make it something worth the risk
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Man who is accused of killing his missing wife submitted a ballot for her because he wanted Trump to win
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Police were initially suspicious because a video store was still in business in this day and age
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
CVS worker arrested for trying to give out fake vaccination cards
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
San Diego police officer reach out to help connect homeless man to vital services... no, wait, scratch that - they tackle him for urinating in public and repeatedly punch him in the face before hauling him off to jail
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are crimes against humanity. And then there's Toto's Africa, on repeat, forever, in Africa
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
DeSantis could protect Trump from extradition, but he'd be stuck in the state forever
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Woman assaulted by meat at Walmart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your honor, Ahmaud Arbrey had prior encounters with law enforcement. While my clients couldn't possibly know that when they chased down and killed him I want to introduce his record into evidence in order to insinuate to a jury that he had it coming
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman♫♫ She wants some booze now♫♫ She gonna own you♫♫ Kentucky woman♫♫
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
To the 3 women who left a severed pig's head and blood on the door of a police officer who testified on behalf of Derek Chauvin: You're not helping
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Florida Man: I dare you to arrest me. Florida cop: OK
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Someone actually follows Florida Man around to see what he does all day. Just a carjacking, a hit-and-run and a robbery inside a grocery store
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Must have been a tourist
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Murderer doing a life sentence in a non-death penalty state realizes he's got a "freebie" and decides to cash it in by killing his child-rapist cellmate
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Wed May 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The flying of Nazi and Confederate flags prompt investigation of possible hate crime in, Canada?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: If you a buying a new car using a stolen identity it's really not a good idea to let the dealership take a picture of you with your new whip
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge determines that there were multiple aggravating factors in the Derek Chauvin trial. Welcome to the party, pal
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge determines that there were multiple aggravating factors in the Derek Chauvin trial. Welcome to the party, pal
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Slacker millennials fail at criming
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Woman's 'ultimate spaghetti hack' ruled a 'culinary crime against humanity'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stupid Florida teens set up on the rooftop of a Manhattan hotel with BB guns and shoot at New Yorkers down below. Because Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RCMP report beaver stole farmer's fence posts, Prime Minister to address shaken nation shortly
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Tue May 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and we'll be needing a white jury"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I ain't sayin' it's right but I understand.jpg
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Driving without taillights? Let's check the color chart... hmm... yep, that's a dragging from your car and an arresting
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Mon May 10, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary proves it's the FL of the north. Mayoral candidate "Johnston is currently facing an assault charge in B.C., hate crimes charges in Ontario and attempted to get the addresses of AHS employees with threats to show up at their homes armed"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia repeals a law created in the 1800s and used by movie and TV writers for decades, almost as many times as they've used "we've got company"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia repeals a law created in the 1800s and used by movie and TV writers for decades, almost as many times as they've used "we've got company"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who wears short shorts? Not members of the Six Flags Police Squad, apparently
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maryland governor pardons 34 men and children for the crime of being lynched
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember that US pipeline that was shut down? Yeah, state of emergency's been declared; computer systems were encrypted and held for ransom
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Birthday party shooting in Colorado trailer park leaves 7 dead, lots of uneaten cake
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Birthday party shooting in Colorado trailer park leaves 7 dead, lots of uneaten cake
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge insults morons
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sheldon Silver gets sent back to tennis prison a day or so after his early release, because nothing in New York corruption ever has to make sense
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Fri May 07, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
In case you thought The Wire couldn't be more realistic, one of the actors was shot for real in Baltimore
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Thousands of cockroaches on the menu at restaurant to settle debt dispute between owner and local criminals, patrons not amused
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(Komo)
 
 
 
If you're gonna go around stealing mail, don't do it in a loud ass muscle car with no license plates.... on second thought, yeah, go ahead and do that
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed. Florida Man style
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI informants committed more than 9,600 crimes under the bureau's supervision during President Trump's first two years in office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
2,000-year-old marble head of Rome's first emperor found. Another august discovery of an unspeakable tragedy to add to Medusa's list of crimes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who among us has not been in the middle of Army Basic Training and said to ourselves "I'm going to take this rifle, hop the fence, steal a bus and get the hell out of here. My recruiter lied to me. This ain't like Call of Duty"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If you're going to crash a funeral by running the procession off the road, at least be polite and bring firearms and heroin to the reception
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Time to crack some white collar heads, Merrick
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Thu May 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy: Come for the culture, food, and history. Stay because you stabbed a policeman to death in a botched drug deal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar granted bail while the court revealed interesting observations: "It's not the average defendant who can operate in the black web and partition their computer and bypass sophisticated monitoring devices"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cue the tiny violins: Proud Boy on trial for rioting at the Capitol is concerned that jurors in Washington, DC will be prejudiced against him
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Convenience store clerk involved in robbery. His first mistake was being there that day
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(Road.cc)
 
 
 
Action can be achieved when individuals play their own private parts. Especially as it relates to potholes and penii
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Known pervert and molester says he's too famous to flee and wants out on bail
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Tue May 04, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lazy crook tries to snatch purse while driving a Uhaul. Continues with a slow speed police chase and a demolition derby
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A soul-crushing display as Korean-American Representative Michelle Steel (R) feels it necessary to apologize for reaching across the aisle to Katie Porter to pass an anti-hate crime bill
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Crazy lady assaults someone with billiard balls, cue sticks, cookie sheets, DVD Player, loaded rifle, and a knife. Mad Kung Fu skills or advanced game of Clue?
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(Swiss News)
 
 
 
"Far right crime hits record high in Germany". The 1940's would like a recount
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
What has six legs and is sticky?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo contracts shown in court appear to have more redacts than the Mueller documents, but apparently, they REALLY want to make sure their partners have no organized crime connections. Did Mario and Luigi get background checks?
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Never 'drive' in the left lane. Especially don't drive in the left lane for over a mile while there is no one to pass when you have 150 pounds of cocaine in your car, it will give the police a reason to stop you and then they will find probable cause
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
♪ Shot in the face ♫ ♪ It's all part of the game ♫ ♪ that gives BB guns a bad name. ♪ ♫
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Did you really think Law & Order spinoffs were DUN DUN?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing a garbage truck, crashing it into an airport parking lot pillar. Mugshot of driver looks to be exactly the type of person you would expect to steal a garbage truck and crash it into an airport parking lot pillar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Racist has it her way by throwing a Whopper and picking up a felony
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Mon May 03, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
A hundred vials of Covid vaccines stolen in Purdy burglaries, which police describe as an ugly crime
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Former Oregon House Speaker Dave Hunt cited in sex trafficking sting. Swears he was just looking for his brother Mike
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Former Oregon House Speaker Dave Hunt cited in sex trafficking sting. Swears he was just looking for his brother Mike
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(AP News)
 
 
 
🎶 Cause the boyz from Brazil are always hard / come to the favela and we'll pull your card / knowing nothing in life but to be legit / Ah se ela soubesse, Que quando ela passa, O mundo sorrindo 🎶
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Based on the mugshot, they also seized a baseball cap that has never been taken off before
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Sun May 02, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you're going to scam someone in a fake meth deal, make sure they don't know where you live
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
The news media is slowly reckoning with the obvious fact that cops lie, a lot, about everything
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(Axios)
 
 
 
It's going to be a violent, hot, American summer because, well... America
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz (R-uh Oh) is leading a group of conspiracy theory House Republicans to defund Postal Service investigative arm because they raised an alarm over more January 6th type attacks and totally not because they also prosecute sex crimes
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We investigated ourselves and..... errr.... sent four cops to court for assault and covering it up. More police accountability from the UK
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Proposed bill aims to purge 2.3 million New Yorkers' voter registrations. Oops, I'm sorry. I meant criminal records
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Protip: if you're going to snatch a woman's purse, a U-Haul is not the best getaway vehicle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Legislator, accused of a sex crime, resigns. No, it's not the one you're thinking of
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Mocking another man's Range Rover can lead to serious consequences, even though Range Rovers suck
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Thu April 29, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's dognappers arrested for robbery, attempted murder after police noticed the woman who returned the dogs had a terrible p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The case for a national vacation week. Sponsored by National Lampoon
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"World famous wrestler" arrested in Florida. No word if he was going to start kicking down buildings, snap into a Slim Jim
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a classy response to an officer shooting an unarmed black man, town GOP releases the arrest records...of the victim's entire family
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
People tear-gassed by police in Portland and Seattle reported menstrual irregularities and other severe health effects. Perhaps that's why attacking people with poison gas is considered a war crime
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shanghai cops arrest would-be assassin of Genshin Impact studio founders, ask about his creed that Chinese gamers deserved access to Bunny Girl DLC
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out, the Feds were going to arrest Derek Chauvin if his trial ended the other way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
26-year-old Mario Gonzalez was strangled to death by the Alameda police for the horrific crime of loitering in a park
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Those three guys guarding the neighborhood who just had to kill Ahmaud Arbery? They're charged with federal hate crimes. Love, Merrick
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Wed April 28, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA State Police trooper: "If an individual [...] says, 'No, I don't want you to search my car,' it could be an additional indicator [of illegal activity]," said to motorist who refused his request for a search while trooper is searching his car
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Qrocidile Dundee is my new supervillain crossover
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1789, Fletcher Christian led a mutiny on the HMS Bounty, an act of naval crime later repeated on the HMCS Scott, the USS Brawny, and the CNS Great Value
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Note to self: committing crime
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"A law professor wrote the stupidest tweet ever and now it's the law" - Actual headline; no improvement possible
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Meet up and engage in "mutual combat"? That's a stabbing
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hottie, 28, offered "random citizens" lap dances and then asked cops if they wanted to "bang" on sidewalk. Just another Saturday night in St. Petersburg
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Mon April 26, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Texas couple arrested in Capitol insurrection, with handy "How it started/How it's going" collage
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New research shows why so many police unions oppose mandatory body cams for their officers
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The first rule of bank robbery is to have your getaway vehicle ready. The second rule is to actually use it and not just stand there like a dumbass and get arrested, as Florida Man finds out
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And just like that, he realized that punching people in the face has serious consequences
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin could be facing charges for kneeling on a black person. No, not that one
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin could be facing charges for kneeling on a black person. No, not that one
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Sat April 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Terror in southern England as dozens are felled in the dead of night. UPDATE: Police had arrested a 24-year-old man in connection with the attacks, which had claimed at least 35 lives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
📢 Whose street? TRUMP'S STREET 📢 Whose street? TRUMP'S STREET 📢 Whose street? TRUMP'S STREET VROOM VROOM MAGA
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"Everybody loves teddy bears." This guy a little too much
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Atlanta Black Star)
 
 
 
Cop appeals 20 year sentence. Judge: "Lol, you found out"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes it's a crime but it was pretty cool
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Denny's estimated their total loss at $1"
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer friendly punches handcuffed woman in the face during arrest, fellow officers intervene, realizing they are on camera and actions now have consequences
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bert the emu now a jailbird after being caught red-handed stealing jewellery again at the Sydney Zoo
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Bad apple #12,983
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(AP News)
 
 
 
39 British postal workers who were convicted for theft 20 years ago have their convictions overturned as "an affront to the conscience of the court" after the UK's high court court found the software used to detect their "thefts" was hot garbage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Nicole Marie Poole Franklin had actually been involved in three separate racist incidents in December 2019." You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed, try running over a girl because she looks Mexican
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa Man sentenced for criminal irony
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Thu April 22, 2021
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Who just carries a horseshoe around at 4am?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who the fark would vote against a COVID Hate Crime bill? Oh, right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Behold: The master race
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
All those Russian soldiers who were vacationing in Crimea have been ordered home, but will leave their heavy equipment there. Just like you abandon your car and all your stuff when you return home from vacation, right?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I fell in love with my fiancé a few years ago. His past includes significant drug use and petty crimes. He got clean and sober, but an old associate of his turned him in for past crimes. He is looking at some prison time. Should I leave him?"
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Wed April 21, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nice young man gets in trouble for having mom over for dinner
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With few viable appeal strategies available to him, Chauvin could try using the uniquely Minnesota law that requires prosecutors to be nice to the defense attorney
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When calling DC "corrupt" and "crime-ridden" maybe don't have a Congressman from Louisiana be the guy making those claims. People in glass houses and all
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Crimewave of shooting and abduction turns out to be a man who accidentally shot himself and a girl who "borrowed" her sister's car and lied about it. Only in one state
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(The Appeal)
 
 
 
The violence is inherent in the system
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember how the DOJ's Civil Rights division used to investigate police departments accused of systemic bias or abuse until AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions III shut them down in 2017? Well, under AG Garland they are back in business, baby
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How are you going to replace people with robots? It's a crime to repair them and you'll have to purchase an entirely new work force every year. Just pay the humans and quit your whining
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists claim that radiation might be good for you, especially if you are interested in a career of super-heroing and crime-fighting
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate Minneapolis Police for possible patterns of excessive force, timing of horses and barn doors
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan to double down on blackjack, possibly fire trucks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Manhattan to double down on blackjack, possibly fire trucks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In other news, the right to trial by combat still exists in Jersey law
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Protip: Faking your own kidnapping for laughs is never a good idea. The police take these things seriously for some reason
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man steals Doritos truck and leads police on a chase ending just outside Enid OK. Hey he was just trying to get to Kirby Paint and Tile Plus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aldon Smith in trouble with the law. This is not a repeat from that one time. Or that other time
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Mon April 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently being beaten by an insurrectionist mob is now considered "natural causes"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Gov. Murphy conditionally vetoes a "remove mandatory sentences for non-violent crimes" bill. NJ: Because a state senator tried to sneak in an "including for political corruption and malfeasance" amendment
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Looking at this photo for more than 15 seconds will result in mayonnaise poisoning
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Stalker arrested at Taylor Swift's New York building, not Becky's
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dee Snider calls Iced Earth member Jon Schaffer and "embarrassment to metal," and not simply because of the man's music
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dee Snider calls Iced Earth member Jon Schaffer and "embarrassment to metal," and not simply because of the man's music
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Taxpayers are still funding Trump's rape defense
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A new bill proposed in the Minnesota Legislature would make anyone convicted of a crime at a protest, demonstration or march ineligible for student loans and many other forms of state financial aid
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Sun April 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Elephants leave quite an impression on ivory poacher
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Morgan reveals Ginny's secret murder, committed to protect Dakota, who herself murdered John to keep the secret safe. Will Strand follow her orders and kill Daniel? Or will the Morgan Team Six overcome the odds? Fear the Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They said the quiet part out loud
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Owner of fleapit boarding house for alcoholics and transients dies. Entrepreneurial tenant spots a business opportunity, buries landlord under 400kg of concrete and takes over his identity. And nobody notices
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Sat April 17, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Fukuoka man with odd fetish gets arrested in the act by mall cop
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Fukuoka man with odd fetish gets arrested in the act by mall cop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Man argues with supermarket employees. Fark: While armed with a grenade
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Fri April 16, 2021
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
World-class mastermind unsuccessfully tries to ram a truck into a store to steal healthful, liberating, and empowering substance, then shoots a bystander who tried to stop the burglary
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY man calls medical facility to report lost cocaine, gets arrested
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Chicago cop who fatally shot 13-year-old Adam Toledo said it was "amazing and disheartening" that "very few" people had asked how the officer was doing
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here... just a woman going into a punching-and-biting rampage over a mask
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Geneva Convention calls "killing a combatant who, having laid down his arms or having no longer means of defence, has surrendered at discretion" a war crime. The Chicago Police Union head calls actions like that "justified and actually heroic"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And now an explanation of the crimes Trump committed as confirmed by the FBI yesterday
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man wearing a mask broke into a home where an old man lives, and demanded money. The old man shot the intruder multiple times, and is now suffering life-threatening injuries. Old man: "I didn't know the suspect was my own grandson"
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
"Underage girl stabbed by high school, another girl in custody." Why is another girl in custody when the high school did it?
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
"Underage girl stabbed by high school, another girl in custody." Why is another girl in custody when the high school did it?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"They're protesting...and they brought cans of soup"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. When you're a DoorDash delivery driver whose self-given nickname is "Smooth Sanchez" and you've publicly declared yourself a "virgin for life," is it really that much further of a step toward becoming an Incel terrorist?
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Wed April 14, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Maybe America is Racist - Let's Ask the Experts
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news Ohioans: It's now legal to conceal carry brass knuckles, sandbags and cestuses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's issues a statement condemning the shooting of Daunte Wright, which probably means the release of "Stop Resisting...This Delicious Ice Cream" is cancelled
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police is given a one-year prison sentence for rigging the hiring process for... the chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Headline writers of Ireland, this is your day to shine
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Pepper spray is a salt
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Bourne Retirement: Local homeowner claims his yard display that features a man hanging from a noose "isn't rooted in racism." Bourne "isn't buying it " and "will bring this fight to his doorstep"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
After being kicked out by his grandmother and threatening to set a woman's house on fire, Florida Man cannot resist the allure of the sirens of the retention pond
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats Triple-dog dare Republicans to filibuster the pending anti Asian-American hate crime bill, creating a slight breach of etiquette by skipping "the triple-dare-you" and going right for the throat
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Good: Seeing female blonde, early 30s, handy with a knife, familiarity with plumbing, medical and legal experience on a dating site. Since you are seeing this here... well, you know
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"I would love to know the motivation of stealing a truck that's very, very easy to spot and doesn't go very fast. What do you think you're going to do with a truck like that?" Once you pop, you can't stop
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Center passed a resolution forbidding BCPD from using crowd control tactics like kettling, rubber bullets, tear gas, and mass arrests. 15 minutes later, BCPD decides they're above that law too
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Like camping in Texas? It's about to become a crime
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Poor lady had to fill out a police report for $700 in cash, various bank cards, and sex toys valued at around $160. I mean they caught the guy, but still, I don't think she's getting it all back
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
No republicans support the Covid hate crime bill
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Stick 'em up. This monkey's loaded" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iran vows revenge on Israel, this time for the attack on the Natanz nuke site. This is not a repeat since the invention of religion
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Slave drama directed by Antoine Fuqua and starring Will Smith is the first film to be emancipated from Georgia
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems like there are a lot of dangerous people in Minnesota if the police shoot and kill people after a traffic stop
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Fire set at ICE building
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Treasonous insurrectionist alleges jail guards helped him find out
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