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| Mon July 02, 2018 |
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Electric brain stimulation may help reduce violent crime. Either that or eating a Snickers
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Kremlin spokesman says Russia's invasion and occupation of Crimea is "not on the Agenda" for Trump's annual performance review meeting in Helsinki later this month. And they'd know since they're setting it
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"We seized numerous weapons and interceded and separated people, However, once projectiles, such as fireworks, eggs, rocks, bottles and construction equipment were thrown and people were injured, we ordered people to disperse" Construction equipment?
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Nine people in Idaho, including six children, attacked with knife. At a toddler's birthday party
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| Tue June 26, 2018 |
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Please note: if you stole a rare alligator from a pair of TV stars and set a reptile sanctuary on fire, police warn that you may be close to overdosing on Florida
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High on shrooms, naked, standing in a fire, swinging a stick at cops, and chanting in an unknown language is no way to go through life, son
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Machete-wielding woman, 19, forced ex-boyfriend to have sex, cops say
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What do thieves steal in a cashless society? Owls, of course
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If you embezzle your employer out of US$490,000, do you invest the money in (c) pedigree kittens
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Mike Huckabee, fearing he might not be able to order tacos again, insists his racist MS-13 Tweet was just satire
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Construction worker dies in jobsite accident. Fark: Boss tries to hide body from cops
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| Thu June 21, 2018 |
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Bear the ESD-sniffing dog, famous for helping bust Subway's Jared in Indiana, has moved to Seattle to continue his work. "Bear, like any true veteran police officer, only works when he knows he's getting paid. So in Bear's case, payment is food"
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Sessions today: "We never originally intended to separate children from their families." Narrator: **COCKPUNCH**
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Neither Trump nor the Trump Organization thought to purchase "trumphotels.org." Since this is Fark, you know how this story ends
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Baltimore gangster named "Butt Juice" facing life in prison as well as daily rations of Olestra to ensure he lives up to his name
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We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road
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When using a stolen credit card, be sure to check the waitress's name tag
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"I can't understand this," the judge said. "If someone at the jail takes your wallet, they give you a receipt. They take your kids, and you get nothing? Not even a slip of paper?"
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Some corker pastes a yob caught bang to rights nicking some quid from an OAP at an ATM. Rozzers show to queer his pitch and yank him to the slammer. Hard cheese for the pincher
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Tesla decides to raise extra cash by suing a former employee
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Drunk, naked, and gambling at a casino is no way to go through life, son
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Fox News: Womp womp? Womp womp, womp womp womp
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Spendin' all your time gettin' tail and layin' pipe is no way to go through life, son. At least not that kind of tail and not that kind of pipe
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| Wed June 20, 2018 |
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Legalized pot comes to Canada October 17, 2018, 9 days after Thanksgiving. Amen
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"Beer had several signs of intoxication and smelled of alcohol, police said." No, this is not satire
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Man who drove forklift through Lit Restaurant Supplies was likely Lit himself
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By the time most people were just finishing their lunch, ambitious man had already committed burglary, arson, hit-and-run, auto theft, and vandalism, in addition to a slew of other crimes
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Alcohol You Later
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| Wed May 23, 2018 |
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Paul Bettany has been a famous wordsmith, a religious devotee, an even more intense religious devotee, a tennis player in love, a sweater-wearing robot, and, most recently, a be-robed crime lord with the same last name as a premium water company
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Armed robbery is minor hiccup on life path if you are good enough at sports ball to be recruited by university with strong fan base. Same fan base would probably be outraged if a similar defendant wink wink who sucked at sports got this plea deal
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Rookie Sterling Brown of the Milwaukee Bucks delivers his first stunning performance
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Motorcyclist keeps provoking driver until the inevitable happens. And now a word from Chris Rock about understanding
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Scientific efforts are underway to determine if you can change the mind of someone in the Politics Tab
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Crime in Florida is at 47-year-low, a drop attributed to public safety investments, police work, Governor Rick Scott's ability to echolocate criminals in the dark of night
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Hey all. Loooooong time Farker has written the first chapter of a crime novel about a serial killer knocking off some of Hollywood's oldest celebs. Who will miss them? Would appreciate some feedback. As Roger De Bris would say, "Be brutal. Bruuutal"
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If you're going to shoplift three days in a row, wearing your sheriff's deputy uniform won't help disguise you
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