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headlines found matching 'Crime'
Sat May 30, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida man on death row finds out another man has since confessed to killing the victim. Florida judge: "Sorry, that's not 'new evidence', you get to stay on death row"
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
There are police reforms that help everyone, are sensible, straightforward, cost-saving, and have bipartisan support. Who's preventing those reforms? Yeah, you guessed it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Drug dealers are going corporate. Why yes, the Business tag seems totally appropriate, and the Interesting tag barely beat out the ironic tag. No, subby is not talking about Big Pharma
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in magic bullets: 7 protesters surrounding a police car in Louisville were shot last night, but it's 'unclear who shot them'
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man charged with hate crimes for attempting to locate and kill North Koreans, in move that might hearten survivors of Heartbreak Ridge or the Chosin Reservoir if he hadn't been looking for them in an apartment complex gym
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Chief of Police on killing of George Floyd "Based on what I saw on that video, there's no question I would have directed an arrest. This was murder." When Detroit calls you out, you know you've failed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man 'stoned to death' at 15th century castle in Kent, England. Thankfully this wasn't France where cows would have been used
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN camera crew arrested on live TV in Minneapolis. They were standing where they were instructed to. The area was secured. UPDATE: They've been released
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Police called in to control crowds as beer is once again available in Mexico. It's not news, it's Fark.mx
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Skateboarders are beginning to reclaim their natural habitat: Water parks
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man spends 24 hours vandalizing high school. What's that you say? Florida? Yes, of course, he was naked
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Master Thief hopes to catch a break in sentence for 'Murphing' Brink's warehouse, in which $90M went up in flames after being set alight by a thermal lance. It's true, in crime, you have to watch where you're Murphing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's an older meme, but remember: keep your hands to yourself
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Trump has hidden his crime so well he even fools Snopes
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(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump will kick thousands of Chinese students out of the country because he thinks they're spies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Smugglers attempted to push $16 million worth of heroin through Heathrow by putting the drugs inside fruit and nut boxes
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia wants the world to know it has NOT sent military personnel to Libya. They're still not busy in Crimea and Syria, among being idle nowhere else
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don Trump to police: "Hey, I'm not saying that people you arrest can get violent with you, but if you got to knock a few heads or 'accidentally' wack someone, I'm OK with it"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having a shoe fetish is old and busted, having a flip-flop fetish that makes you steal 100 pairs from the neighbors homes to use in randy romps with yourself is the new weirdness
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Legal "scholars" embarrass themselves by writing to the "judge" in the Michael Flynn case to express their concern for the "rule of law" if the case is dismissed, just because he "pled guilty" to "crimes"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Anti-Semitic crime rises in Germany from the far right. History may not repeat, but it's sure got a beat you can goose step to
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Besides the tattoos, their biggest life mistake was stealing a Saturn (with mugshot goodness)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New whistleblower complaint says Facebook hasn't shared true information about the drug trade and other illegal activities it's allowing
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Tue May 26, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Thieves break into concession stand at Arkansas sports complex, use it as personal kitchen
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unless you live in Chicago, the pandemic has caused a reduction in crime
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested in the road in Myrtle Beach. With 'Yep, he's naked' video
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(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Christian teacher charged with soliciting male prostitute after claiming black men kidnapped him. Fred Garvin shocked
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Justice Department launching an investigation into Ahmaud Arbery's death as a hate crime. Better late than never
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Who do you cheer for when a drunk driver hits a man accused of running from the scene of an assault?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese man busted after swimming across Imperial moat to reach palace grounds, didn't even get to learn if princess was in another castle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait, that's an option when you're getting robbed?
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
OK, one more time, everybody. When you are wanted for crimes, DO NOT LIVESTREAM YOURSELF. Although your live arrest should be great for traffic. With, it goes without saying, video goodness
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Sun May 24, 2020
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not News: 65 year old Texas man dies. News: due to injuries from aggressive consensual sex from his better half. Fark: an 81 year old man. UltraFark: whom he's related to
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
'Empty the jails' beneficiary can't handle the freedumbs of outside life, gets rearrested in 45 minutes after being released
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Sat May 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not a good idea to rob a bank where the teller may recognize you as a customer. Do you understand that, Mr. Fire Department Captain?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
♫ I need a HERO So I'll just hop across the highway and borrow it til the end of the night He's got to be strong and he's got to be fast ♫ and wow that cop is strong and fast
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Walking down main street naked while totally sober? That takes some balls
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Reprimand your drunk brother for creating a ruckus? Serious business
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Thu May 21, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Scope of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting has evolved, and now William Bryan (no, not that one) has been arrested. Clarence Darrow unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People are fighting to get into newly reopened Ross. THEY WERE ON A BREAK (with video)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Ankle monitors on accused violent offenders deactivated after program runs out of money
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Everywhere you look" there's a plea deal
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Wed May 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"If you mow a penis, they will come"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Signs that people aren't handing the reopening too well in Wisconsin: Police say they're looking for a man who was caught on video doing push-ups on a moving vehicle
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Retirement hobbies expand from golf and fishing to sadomasochism and murder
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
3,000 partygoers at Florida block party claim it was racially targeted by authorities, not just full of stupid partygoers
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind you that the sex offender registry is not for vigilante justice
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner uses his 2nd Amendment right to protect his 1st Amendment right to not wear a mask
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
While some of these are true crimes against nature, some of them actually sound interesting. What weird food is your area known for?
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Australians can be just as stupid as Americans with 1 in 8 blaming Bill Gates for COVID19
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nanny-state to make alcohol-fueled crime offenders wear 'sobriety tags'; adulterers wear a red alphanumeric symbol
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nanny-state to make alcohol-fueled crime offenders wear 'sobriety tags'; adulterers wear a red alphanumeric symbol
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Old news: Outside prosecutor brought in to consider charges against the men who killed Ahmaud Arbery . New News: and also, an outside JUDGE to hear the case
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Escaped inmate recaptured after police able to follow his contrail
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Judge denies request by 'delusional' Martin Shkreli to be released to conduct COVID-19 research
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man angry about virus closure attacks couple. To be fair, a good sense of closure is hard to come by these days
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
32 year old woman trying to kiss strangers calls 911 to complain the bar she was at wasn't properly social distancing
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Nothing like mushroom hunting out in the woods this time of year. White morels, pheasant backs, hen of the woods, human corpse, black mo- wait, what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: A guy residing in a mammoth hole for past three years calls out, "Justice Department must get off the sidelines and do its job, regardless of whose political interests might be damaged"
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To sum up: Trump has fired the FBI chief and deputy and four IGs for investigating his crimes, the DoJ chief for not blocking the coverups, and multiple intel officials for not lying about his crimes. Nothing to see here. All is normal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii requires a 14-day quarantine for all out-of-state visitors. Let's see what happens when a New Yorker goes to the beach instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two NFL players who robbed a poker party claim it wasn't them. Let's see if the judge calls their bluff
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine if Trump had been president in 1940
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Teach a man to start a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life, and the DC police will be looking for you
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
"A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump on Twitter: OBAMAGATE is the the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of the USA". Obama "knew EVERYTHING." Obama responds on Twitter: "Vote"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
USA purges The Purge
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
America's Finest News Source is here with the explainer in the killing of Ahmaud Arbery that will finally clear up all the questions
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill Barr can't investigate Obama due to arguments made by...Bill Barr. So will you reject your reality to substitute your own?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's former personal physician and one -time VA Secretary nominee, Dr Ronny "feelgood"Jackson goes full MAGAt and tweets that Obama, we "weaponized the highest levels of our government to spy on President Trump". BTW he's running for Congress
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Assault with a deadly bouquet
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner doesn't quite say "those people" when responding to why approximately 90% of those arrested for social distancing violations were Black and Hispanic
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Awww, John Roberts claims the ConSupremes are very concerned that all the calls for congressional hearings into Don Cheeto's many crimes could be seen by the ConJustices as mere harassment
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Your passenger is dying and you don't know where to turn? I'm Thinking ARBY"S
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Mugshot of the Year? Bonus info: Was once arrested for "licking a man's face"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs invents retroactive conspiracy thanks to Gym Jordan
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Today is the 200th birthday of Crimean War hero Florence Nightingale whose nursing reforms saved countless lives. To celebrate here is an article on how she used math to improve healthcare
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Softbank did Nazi this coming
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not news: Police initiate traffic stop knowing driver doesn't have license, pursuit ensues. News: Car wrecks, police pull driver from car, it's the wrong driver. Fark: Police cruiser and pulled over vehicle both catch fire
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tennessee appeals judges say it's OK to make creepy videos of women without their consent. So Cooter can film y'alls cooter ladies
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reporter: "You appeared to accuse Obama of a crime yesterday. What did he do?" Trump: "Obamagate." Reporter: "What crime, though?" Trump: "You know what crime." Resolved: Trump is a little hazy about Obama's crime, but he's sure he committed one
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Just another example of the Patriarchy punishing a woman for daring to be a successful entrepreneur
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Last call for alcohol? That's a table flippin' and arrestin' (with "eeyup" mugshot goodness)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
During yesterday's Cat.5 tweetstorm, Trump accused Obama of "The biggest political crime in American history, by far"; ignoring the fact that in the United States there is no such thing as a "political crime"...yet, anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ahmaud Arbery murder is so crooked that the Georgia attorney general wants the DOJ to investigate the early involvement of two DAs who later recused themselves
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sheriff believes deputies who took pictures of dead bodies at Kobe Bryant crash site deleted the pics, because they said they did. Also it appears that sharing pics of dead bodies at bars isn't as good at getting you laid as cops thought it would be
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
ProTip: Police hot on your tail? Remember when you duck into that bush .... do not cut wind
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Fri May 08, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Nice work Chicago, even France has noticed
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
They say the best days in a boat owner's life are the day he buys the boat, and the day he ends up in jail after crashing it while attempting to flee from police with it on a trailer
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman steals safe from discount store, when store detective stops her she tries to mace him with deodorant before showing him her butt. Then things start getting a little crazy (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Drug dealers in the UK are suffering during the lockdown, so they've taken to posing as joggers and NHS workers to peddle their wares
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Christie's Bridgegate accomplices have convictions thrown out because "federal fraud statutes at issue do not criminalize all deception, corruption, abuse of power"
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
'You got cocaine in my peanut butter' 'You got peanut butter in my cocaine'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Biden demonstrates that he knows that being a leader sometimes means taking a controversial stance on an issue, like calling for the prosecution of two GA men who chased down an unarmed black jogger in their pick-up and then shot him
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind escapes from Cook County Jail by means of a cunning ruse whereby he pretended to be another inmate who was set to be released and donned an elaborate disguise...well, okay, a hoodie and a facemask
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spuoɔǝs 09 uᴉ ǝuoפ
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ What a drag it is getting mooned ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Firecrotch, booze, cops, stun gun. Degree of difficulty: no Lohan or Florida
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Video showing the killing of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, GA released. I am now seriously scared of what my son will face as he grows up
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hate crimes against Chinese soaring during COVID crisis
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan. Look, the Weekly World News taught me that Satan only escapes through oil wells that reach hell, so don't play those games with me
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another thing black people can't do without getting shot: Jogging
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
That guy that bashed Banana Man with his own ukulele has been released on a peal
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Maybe now we get to find out how the three seashells work
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christine O'Donnell: Oh, Biden wasn't even at the 2008 First State Gridiron Dinner I've accused him of being a pervert at? Must've been the 2007 one. NARRATOR: Biden didn't attend that one either
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona sheriffs refuse to enforce stay-at-home orders issued by Arizona governor. Difficulty: All are Republicans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your homemade sourdough bread could help scientists solve research questions in microbiology. However your homemade rye bread is a crime against humanity like all rye bread, and needs to be killed with fire
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Extortion: 2; Law. the crime of obtaining money or some other thing of value by the abuse of one's office or authority
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
More Trump lies coming to you from the Trump Administration: Manhattan nursing home which reported only 13 coronavirus deaths to New York State forgets about the 80 or so because New York politicians know math
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex-crimes prosecutor: Why I don't believe Tara Reade
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fox News and John Turley believe Michael Flynn has been exonerated. No other legal minds appear to agree
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Mugshot happiness: Still has a smile on her face after being arrested for fleeing deputy who clocked her at 107 in a 45 zone -- but she did slow down 50 in a neighborhood before stopping at her house
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
ALIVE INSIDE; cops see increased graffiti during pandemic
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man gets a DUI, gets released from jail, shaves mustache and goes and gets another DUI
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Wed April 29, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
You had one job
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Woman stabs man with scissors. To her credit, she did not run away with them
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(Vox)
 
 
 
I would like you to do us a favor, though
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
That massive Hasidic funeral in Williamsburg, Brooklyn that NYC Mayor de Blasio complained about in a tweet was actually coordinated and approved by the NYPD
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Stone warrants released by DOJ
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Three crimes in one day? Those are rookie numbers
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Mon April 27, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Always check the residence address three times before demolition or gorilla-suit pranks
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Always check the residence address three times before demolition or gorilla-suit pranks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Juvenile correctional centers are now the latest Covid-19 hotspots
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Measures put in place to fight COVID-19, like stay-at-home and social distancing orders, help reduce homicide rates. St. Louis: Hold my toasted ravioli
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tesco line jumper brought down by police
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for murder after police find body in suitcase, proving once again that if you want to embark on a life of crime, you should get rid of your baggage first
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Because people who drink a lot of beer together are good at staying away from each other, a UK government adviser says pub beer gardens should reopen as long as boozers can social distance
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Static-X has dope band gear stolen...wait, I mean Static-X AND Dope have band gear stolen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia will generously stop executing minors. Dismembering journalists still a-OK though
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia will generously stop executing minors. Dismembering journalists still a-OK though
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Happy Holidays: Woman arrested for assaulting man with a candy cane
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman takes NYPD patrol car for a joyride and gets caught in the only traffic jam that Manhattan has seen in almost a month
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Successful shooting won't spare you from being cut by Tulane Basketball team
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Listen and understand. That Sinister Minister is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are dead
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Catfishing to get a date. New Hotness: Catfishing to commit a federal crime
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump can add sedition to his list of crimes against the country
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Driving on closed beach "out of boredom" doesn't merit any exceptions, Wannabe Florida Man
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Couple caught bringing large amount of meth from Arizona to Minnesota, but it's the WTF mugshot that's the real story here
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
As Jacksonville moves to retake the crown as The Murder Capital of Florida, the Sheriff talks to a reporter in what sounds like a scene from The Wire
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Fri April 24, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The Philly Spitter has been arrested. Let's breathe a sigh of relief
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Only in Florida would a fight break out over who gets to hand out free food for the impoverished
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Man, Scott Baio sure has gone back in time and let himself go
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Sign Outside Did Tell You
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested for spitting chewed food into fruit bins, earning a $15,000 bail and lifelong membership into the Legion of Evil as 'The Masticator'
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Newest animated kiddie film skipping theaters for VOD: Zac Efron and Amanda Seyfried's "Scoob" starring crime-solving CGI dog and his weird human friends
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kentucky attorney gets arrested for terroristic threats against Kentucky Governor, hires Kentucky attorney
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just when you thought this timeline couldn't get more weird
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
San Francisco woman likes to get drunk and make prank calls to police in Ohio, because why tie up local resources?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
With the federal small business rescue fund depleted and no word on whether more funding will be made available, scores of restaurants turning to muggings, petty theft, and street crime to make ends meet
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Cybercrime isn't actually growing with the virus - its appeal is becoming more selective
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
KY state legislator arrested on domestic violence charges, including choking with an ethernet cable. Fark: guess the party. Double Fark: he voted to elevate strangulation to a felony back in 2019. Total Fark: got 39% vs Bevin last year in the primary
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for pastor Tony Spell. No wonder he asked all his parishioners to send him their stimulus checks, he's going to need bail money
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pulling a knife and threatening a news cameraman is an ineffective strategy for preserving one's anonymity
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Maybe you should ask the crackhead what he wants the knives for before driving him to a dollar store to buy knives
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It was a performance art piece called "2020"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The Anti-Mask League" is A) a new Marvel comic B) An anti-crime organization by police unions or C) a group of morons from 1919 who didn't believe in the Spanish Flu
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pity the poor criminal lawyers. With no business coming in how will they ever survive? Y'all need to go out an commit some crimes to keep them going
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Governor Inslee responds to the president calling for open rebellion
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Remember, infected New Yorkers: when you recover, you're still in New York
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
You rob banks because that's where the money is. You self-isolate in someone else's (closed) restaurant because that's where the food and booze is. Lots of it
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Heinass crime thwarted
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Heinass crime thwarted
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two inmates decide to social distance themselves from a CoronaVirus infected jail
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Liquor store owner gets jacked. One male suspect detained, two females have jacked off
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Non-viral sign of the times: So much of your personal data has been hacked that instruction manuals on how to use it are the latest hot property
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Three dumb men / Three dumb men / See how they run / See how they run / They all broke through the apartment door / The owner shot at them as they dodged and bled / Did you ever see such a sight in your life / As three dumb men?
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Florida Man rejects the idea that furloughing prisoners during the COVID-19 pandemic will save lives
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Wed April 15, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police uncover attempt to smuggle face masks into the country undetected by hiding them inside a shipment of cocaine
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Two out of three federal judges are extremely sorry they can't do anything for victims of Jeffrey Epstein. Third judge thinks the other two are assholes who gutted the Crimes Victims Rights Act of 2004, and Fark their condescending florid language
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City man saves John Connor from certain death
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Prison in Goochland has Virginia's first inmate to die of COVID-19. In other news...GOOCHLAND?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
We are all going through a tough time right now being socially isolated during this uncertain time, but honking your horn like a jackass and ending up in your underwear on someone else's roof isn't going to make those zoom hangouts any more bearable
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
After robbing bank, teenager stops in the lobby, enjoys an "adult beverage", and waits for the cops to show up
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Home invader pulls out a knife, homeowner pulls out a chainsaw. It is the way of the Yoopers
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Major U.S. cities are doing better, and all it took was a pandemic
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Fri April 10, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Alabama, still keeping the "noose out front should have told you" riff relevant
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Alabama, still keeping the "noose out front should have told you" riff relevant
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Wife of astronaut indicted for lying about space crime. Odo is on the case
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Gourd E. Howe)
 
 
 
Aspersions cast, penis bitten. Bonus questionable pic of what ow my balls might look like
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That night you were singing in the club and that actress picked you up .... never happened. We'll discuss it later, they need you on the set. Quentin wants you in the next scene
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who knew so many Mongols lived in Moscow?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Manchester police had to shut down 660 parties last weekend as more and more people join Team Virus
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kentucky man whose sentence was commuted by former Governor Bevin arrested on federal child pornography charges
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kentucky man whose sentence was commuted by former Governor Bevin arrested on federal child pornography charges
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles finally finds a way to lower its crime rates. Sure it took a massive pandemic, but still
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Paramedic popped for coughing on store cashier
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Ohio state Rep. Tavia Galonski is mad as hell and not going to tolerate Trump's press conference lies anymore, and is making a referral for crimes against humanity to The Hague's International Criminal Court
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You know, handing your baby off to a bystander is the right thing to do if you are involved in a police chase
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"The resident at the time had a muzzleloader pistol on him." Because that's a totally normal thing to carry in the 21st century
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
You be pleased to know that, after further review, the crime statistics for outer space have dropped from one to zero
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you were looking to angry up for a few minutes, you came to the right place. Cardinal Pell has all charges overturned by Australia's High Court, leading to his immediate release
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If dancing in a public street in your underwear while swinging a golf club is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Bonus: "The affidavit did not state whether the club was a driver, wedge, putter or iron"
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Sun April 05, 2020
(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Man in U-Haul parking lot throws firecracker at woman during dispute. What's the worst that could happen?
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
That's not a pursuit. THIS is a pursuit
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
So remember those stories of fathers catching their kids smoking, so they make them smoke a whole pack as punishment? It's like that, but replace the father with the NYPD, and smoking with "failing to social distance"
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Stop criming people, if you haven't noticed we got us a crisis going on here
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Stop criming people, if you haven't noticed we got us a crisis going on here
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump Crime Syndicate begging Palm Beach County and international mob financiers Deustche Bank for money
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Wife's hatred of COVID-19 equaled only by her love of fireball whiskey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii 5-0oo$
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Remember those Bugs Bunny cartoons, where a disgraced Mountie would have his uniform ripped apart piece by piece? Turns out, there's a PD in New Mexico that does that when they arrest one of their own [with video goodness]
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Due to pandemic, federal prisoners given home release and a quarantine. Problem is, criminals aren't big rule followers
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
What's all this, then? Oh, you refuse to answer? Then choke on this 600 pound ticket
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The sign on the door didn't say, "No Kentuckians" How was he supposed to know? Buried lede: Indiana has no hate crime laws
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As it becomes increasingly clear that crowded jails are a hotspot for COVID-19, police in many localities are adopting a more hands-off approach to law enforcement. New Orleans: Don't care, jaywalked
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for trying to infect Hawaii
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline: "Hempfield bicyclist with history of petty crimes charged with throwing traffic cone into creek"
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Tue March 31, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Today's dipshiat about to be slapped with bioterrorism charges for spreading the Covid is from Flint, Michigan
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is "attempted grift" a crime? Asking for a nation
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Meme of Trump as Joe Exotic, a polygamous tiger breeder currently in prison, is currently making rounds online thanks to... Donald Trump Jr
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bowser promises to shoot fireballs and jail people who leave their homes
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Criminals taking a hit because of pandemic. Fewer stores to rob or shoplift from, fewer pedestrians to mug, too many people at home to burglarize
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyers are back with a new reason that their client should be immediately released from prison. Yup, it has to do with coronavirus
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Mon March 30, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grim Sleeper found grimly not sleeping
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Ron Desantis (R-ed Hat) socially distances nasty reporters from press conference
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Some Mayoral Guy)
 
 
 
Nobody: Do you know who I am? Clerk: No, but I know who you're not
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey cops break up 47-person "Corona Party" going on in a 550-square-foot apartment during this coronavirus pandemic. "This is not a game"
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain is invoking the wartime spirit to get through the coronavirus ordeal, and no one is more eager to get back to those days than thieves and black marketeers
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Fri March 27, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Granny involved in heroin-for-meth deal. No word if toilet paper was going to be the player to be named later
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's see how Jon Jones is spending his coronavirus down time
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Thu March 26, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. charges Maduro with narco-terrorism, apparently having forgotten all about Purdue Pharma
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Crime wave of coronavirus-related incidents have surfaced across the UK with brazen thieves stealing food supplies from the elderly and police officers being 'coughed at' in the street as the country continues to battle the pandemic"
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(River Bender)
 
 
 
Man licks deodorants at Walmart, posts on social media, given third Degree. Bravo. Very Suave
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Tue March 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court has essentially eliminated insanity, which means that Trump supporters must now be regarded as self-aware and cognizant of their own actions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court has essentially eliminated insanity, which means that Trump supporters must now be regarded as self-aware and cognizant of their own actions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Every cloud has a silver lining as even NYC's criminals appear to be self-isolating upon discovering there is no one to mug thanks to coronavirus fears
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Every cloud has a silver lining as even NYC's criminals appear to be self-isolating upon discovering there is no one to mug thanks to coronavirus fears
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man breaks into his parents' home while they are out of town. Does he steal a) money, b) toilet paper, or c) meatballs
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Mon March 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Blade Runner (c. 2019): Los Angeles polices city with drones. Real Life (c. 2020): Los Angeles polices city with drones
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(UPI)
 
 
 
We know at least one Coronavirus test is being wasted: court orders Covid-19 test for death row inmate
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(UPI)
 
 
 
We know at least one Coronavirus test is being wasted: court orders Covid-19 test for death row inmate
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
An ultra right-wing religious-run government will be ending the Death Penalty. Fark: Not Texas or Oklahoma
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When bringing an inmate into a jail intake area, make sure his cuffs are tight. Also make sure he doesn't have a gun
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Stop: Collaborate and listen / ICE head is back with a recommendation / COVID: Is a thing and it's frightening / Low-risk detainees: let 'em out, like lightning
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Sat March 21, 2020
(E! Online)
 
 
 
I'll take Jessica the wife of Nicholas Brody on Homeland for $450.00, Alex
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man charged with terrorism for spreading false information about Coronavirus. Difficulty: Not Trump
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for felony theft of toilet paper from hotel
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Fri March 20, 2020
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Rush Township, PA police would like you to know that they will pick up your medication from the drug store or bring you food if you are stuck in your house
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(US Senate)
 
 
 
Want to keep up with Senate stock market crimes? Here you go
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Due to concern over COVID-19, New Zealand approves a really strict policy on new people entering the country
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Due to concern over COVID-19, New Zealand approves a really strict policy on new people entering the country
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
'That's like leaving 2 bricks of gold in your car'
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
'That's like leaving 2 bricks of gold in your car'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here's another reason why smoking is bad for you
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Twitter bans nutbag Jack Burkman for posting fake COVID-19 into: "White House is making plans for food shortages in at least 32 states within two weeks. FEMA, along with national guard units, will distribute MREs [Meal, Ready-to-Eat]"
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Two guys busted for smashing through a brick wall with sledgehammers in an attempt to steal 40 laptops. Subby tried to come up with a funnier headline, but those mugshots stopped him cold
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New documentary exposes the Trump charlatans. Unfortunately, it's like a million hours long. That's funny because there are a lot of Trump charlatans. The cash grab for dumb dumbs is massive
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New documentary exposes the Trump charlatans. Unfortunately, it's like a million hours long. That's funny because there are a lot of Trump charlatans. The cash grab for dumb dumbs is massive
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Not one arrest, not even a DUI, in Butte, Montana on St. Patrick's Day. That's like spring break kids in Florida listening to sense and staying indoors
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Hate crimes against Asians rising almost as fast as spread of COVID-19
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Wed March 18, 2020
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Baltimore hospitals are short on COVID beds because the locals won't stop shooting each other
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Baltimore hospitals are short on COVID beds because the locals won't stop shooting each other
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
(Knock-knock): Good Morning I'm here from the City Department to check your CoronaVirus. Also, where do you keep your jewelry and valuables? I should probably test those too
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But mostly it was the worst of times. Your morning covid tally report
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
These businesses, like crime-scene cleanup, are busier than ever due to coronavirus
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Man charged for... *Spins Wheel of Fark Misfortune* Not tearing down a church
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please stop criming
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please stop criming
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for impersonating officer just days after going to jail for same crime. "Two days after his release and he is already up to his old tricks." Yup, Florida
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(The World Bank)
 
 
 
Prince George mausoleum is target of breaking and entering, again. He'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling surveillance cameras... on further review, he has gotten away with it so far
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to make prisoners serve their "29 consecutive life sentences"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to make prisoners serve their "29 consecutive life sentences"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Police search house and find 75 bags of fentanyl with an estimated street value of six rolls of toilet paper
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Newport, Oregon police resort to posting long list of things people can wipe their asses with in an effort to get people to stop calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Is Bjork heading to a Supermax Prison? Will Billie Eilish mumble a new hit record?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort is recovering from a minor cardiac event, in prison
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Osaka man created 2,000 fake accounts to reserve seats in baseball stadium, then canceled all tickets but his own so that he could have his space and stand out on TV. According to police, HE'S the asshole obstructing business
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prisoner has seen way too many prison escape movies. Guards have not been paying attention while watching prison escape movies
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Thrice divorced woman petitions SCOTUS to uphold the sanctity of marriage. That's the joke
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Sat March 14, 2020
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Due to the coronavirus, the police department is asking that all criminal activities stop until further notice. Fark: That is an actual statement from a police department
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Fri March 13, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Former Virginia House candidate Sheila Bynum-Coleman charged with revenge porn, eyes possible special envoy position in Trump administration
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Thu March 12, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
He was found guilty of 'official misconduct,' but the real crime is looking like he does, and wearing a bow tie anyway
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
After an evening of hanging out together, drinking and smoking meth, a woman stabs her male partner in the throat and torso, then tried to choke him with a tie. The reason? He wouldn't go buy some more METH. Obvious tag, no meth tag available
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shopkeeper thwarts would-be robber by throwing a pot of chili in his face. To make it even worse, there were no beans in the chili
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shopkeeper thwarts would-be robber by throwing a pot of chili in his face. To make it even worse, there were no beans in the chili
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP senator introduces new bill that would ban lawmakers convicted of crimes from getting pensions
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man strikes again. This time, he's naked and throwing rocks at cars
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Man convicted for stealing $2 million from school district after sending email claiming he was from construction firm. District also sent money to three Nigerian princes and now has a ton of boner pills
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Telling the police that you love them and trying to kiss them is apparently frowned upon. Who knew?
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Woman who hit 87-year-old German lady with her purse and called her a Nazi seems surprised by hate crime charge
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sorry Ladies, D.C. Sniper Lee Boyd Malvo is off the market
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Pastor who took the "laying on of hands" too literally is back in the pulpit
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sexual abuser Harvey Weinstein's legal team pleads with judge that he'll die behind bars if he's sentenced to more than five years. Tiny violins pleas
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
When an arrest goes wrong in Wisconsin it can hurt. He's got my d*** spray him, spray him already
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
When an arrest goes wrong in Wisconsin it can hurt. He's got my d*** spray him, spray him already
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Mon March 09, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Appropriate: Serving customer a cup of coffee. Inappropriate: Smashing a coffee pot over customer's head
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As they say at Grand Central Station, no good deed goes unpunished
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Bad, your car is stolen. Worse: Your Ring doorbell camera catches two people checking out your new car the next day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
ProTip: After robbing the Voodoo Doughnut shop with an ax don't stop to eat a doughnut a block away. Mmm doughnuts
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Sun March 08, 2020
(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Appropriate: Tipping a carhop when she brings you a drink. Inappropriate: Demanding all the money in her apron
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New South Wales police called to a grocery store to stop a brawl over.....toilet paper. "There is no need for it. It isn't the Thunderdome, it isn't Mad Max, we don't need to do that." You know the law: three shoppers enter, one shopper leaves
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Cybercrimers are part of the gig economy
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Former Oklahoma candidate for governor found guilty of assault in shooting of process server. Guess which party he belongs to? Go ahead and guess ... because the article (for some reason) never mentions it
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Former Oklahoma candidate for governor found guilty of assault in shooting of process server. Guess which party he belongs to? Go ahead and guess ... because the article (for some reason) never mentions it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Attention citizen: Your Google fitness app put you in the proximity of a burglary. Police have requested all of your data. You have seven days to hire a lawyer and appeal, or we will comply
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Attention citizen: Your Google fitness app put you in the proximity of a burglary. Police have requested all of your data. You have seven days to hire a lawyer and appeal, or we will comply
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(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Finally out of jail and looking for something to do? Break into the Courthouse, eat some Girl Scout cookies and jam to some Cardi B. Duh
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Using stolen credit cards 101: Today's lesson, don't use your own store rewards card while also using a stolen credit card
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Using stolen credit cards 101: Today's lesson, don't use your own store rewards card while also using a stolen credit card
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Wielding the "Ancient Sword of the Meth King" will not protect you from getting arrested
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Fri March 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
He must have had a big-ass hovercraft
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(Action News Now)
 
 
 
C'mon Texas, that ain't no kind of way to treat a Bartender
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. DoJ prosecutions of white-collar crime fall to their lowest level on record, so again, congrats on being a middle-aged white guy scumbag
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Arsonist sets barbershop alight for 2nd time in less than two weeks; owner proclaims it's shear torcher
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
"I never thought it would happen to me," says man beaten and cuffed for resisting arrest for the dual crimes of walking peacefully down the street and asking an NYPD officer for ID when stopped
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Thu March 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dubya-appointed judge calls Barr a filthy liar
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Although it normally happens the other way around, fast food worker shoots at customers after order mix-up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo, Mike Pompeo... Mike Pompeo. Mike Pompeo, Mike Pompeo... Mike Pompeo. Mike Pompeo Mike Pompeo... Oh, oh, oh Mike Pompeo denounces probe of possible U.S. war crimes in Afghanistan. Come and rock me Mike Pompeo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How far has world confidence in the US slipped since Trump took office? For the first time ever the ICC to investigate alleged war crimes committed by U.S. military forces, CIA personnel
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal Appellate Court rules that if police say that they can smell the devil's lettuce they can turn your home into a tossed salad
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights: Couple let their 3 y.o. daughter get high on meth. Was going to go with Mother and Father but
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"Alleged Roomba attacker facing 10 years in prison." Cats everywhere placed on death row
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Former Pro Counter-Strike player receives 116-year sentence for fraud, spawn camping with AWP
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
El Kabong shot dead by Arizona police after beating his 4-year-old son to death with a guitar
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Sorry, I must have the wrong address, but as long as I'm here, gimme all your stuff
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson orders police to ignore "low-level crime" during the Coronavirus outbreak. So, looting is legal now, I guess
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man goes to Florida restaurant and shows them how eggs over easy are done
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The unnamed airman "knew or should have known" to "refrain from urinating in the squadron coffee maker"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Disgruntled UPS worker accused of attempting to deliver 20,000 rounds of ammunition to his workplace
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police catch dog driving car
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Drunk driver? Check. With two flat tires? Check. Open container of alcohol? Check. Drives into a ditch? Check. Runs away barefoot? Check. Karate kicks arresting officers? Check. Assaults EMT? Check. Florida? Well, can't check them all
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Mon March 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Some people would prefer 60 Minutes not try to promote convicted war criminals
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man who says his dad was the Zodiac Killer opens up about his father's crimes, career as junior senator from Texas
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Brawl-arity ensues after someone dares to ask a woman to lift her shirt in exchange for Mardi Gras beads
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenage boy decides to start using Instagram to share book reviews. The bullies come out in force, but so do the authors and 150,000 others to defend the youthful bibliophile. Sometimes, the internet works
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Sun March 01, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman says it "wasn't her best choice" to push two kids into a ball pit. Considering the father of one the kids is James Harrison that statement is probably more true than she realizes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It was all business at the front and party at the back for this year's Mulletfest, and you can read all about in the court and crime section of the newspaper
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