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Wed November 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Female genital mutilation is now legal again
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Tue November 20, 2018
(Victoria News)
 
 
 
Following a car-bike collision, do you A) exchange phone numbers, B) check to see the other party is OK, or C) drop your pants, poop on the road, then sling poop at the car?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What does Heather Locklear have in common with Van Halen?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A Judge who served less than a year for violently assaulting his wife has been arrested again. Guess what for
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
The old "pretend to be pregnant by sticking stuff in my coat" trick doesn't work well when you 1. try to steal a microwave and 2. are a guy
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Mon November 19, 2018
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you steal goods from your neighbor's house while he's out of town, maybe it might be a good idea to change clothes after committing the crime
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(Cox Communications)
 
 
 
When you hear of someone watching pron in the library you get a certain picture in your head. And then the mugshot confirms it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mexicans don't agree on Trump on a lot of things, but protesting the scareavan isn't one of them
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Cops escorting Mr. and Mrs. Claus to a tire-lighting ceremony catch four shoplifters with a car full of loot in the parking lot. Ho ho hold it right there, dirtbags
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police arrest package thief, personally deliver packages to rightful owners. In other news, Amazon announces new Prime benefits
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Sun November 18, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Crimes of Grindelwald is #1 with $63 million as expected, canceling The Grinch's Christmas as it hits #2 with $38 million, Bohemian Rhapsody #3 with $15 million, Instant Family an instant disaster at #4 with $13 million, Overlord plunging to #8
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Sat November 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Weird news: Naked man tells cops convoluted story about kidnapping, dancer, "Gentleman's Club", Jeep for sale and snorting a line. Fark: Seems to check out
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Rape a woman who is overdosing in your bedroom, watch her die, then share nude pics of her body with your buddies before trying to dump the corpse. Well then, you can expect to spend almost THREE years in prison, MISTER
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boxer, crime fighter, grandmother: Meet Panama's Elisa Williams
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Fri November 16, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Innovative Welsh social program is introduced to the U.S. seeking to eliminate violence, vowels
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Spanish police rescue an adorable puppy and name him Stan Lee. 'ruff said
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
When police arrested him he asked them why and they told him "don't act like you don't know," but he honestly didn't, and fortunately just happened to take a selfie at the exact right time to prove that
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mark David Chapman comes up for parole for the 10th time. Tells parole board he feels "more and more shame every year" for murdering John Lennon. Used hollowpoint bullets because "I did not want him to suffer." What is this, I don't even
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Thieves caught stealing $1,400 worth of butter from a grocery store in Vancouver BC. How's that legal weed working out for you, Canada?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Idiot right-winger appears to be behind phony Avenatti arrest report. Enjoy prison, Jacob
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Thu November 15, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
McDonald's employee assaults manager with bacon; strips
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Uh oh, SpaghettiOs
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
New poll from the Institute of Obvious Statistics: Black Americans less likely to feel safe during police interactions
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
New poll from the Institute of Obvious Statistics: Black Americans less likely to feel safe during police interactions
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Wed November 14, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump backs bipartisan criminal justice reform in a move that might benefit his family in the coming years
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(Vice)
 
 
 
All 59 Republican judges running for reelection lost in the midterms in the extremely liberal town of A: Berkeley? B: San Francisco? or C: Houston?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farking unwashed masses - what is your food crime?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Either KellyAnne or George Conway is gonna have to sit at the kids table for Thanksgiving this year
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(NCSE)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago this month. Biology teacher Susan Epperson won her case at the Supreme Court against an Arkansas law saying that teaching evolution was a crime
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to move to Tulsa, Oklahoma? They will pay you more than $10,000 to move there
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Being caught with jazz cabbage on 18th and Vine in KC will no longer get you criminal charges
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Tue November 13, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When President Trump sends the military to the border, he's not sending their best. They bring crime, they're rapists, and some, I assume, are good people
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
US hate crimes rose 17% in 2017. Thanks Trump
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Mass murderer registers to vote while in jail. Considering he hasn't been convicted of a crime yet, this is allowed to happen and you can only guess which side he's voting for (as if his MAGA hat pictures couldn't give you a hint)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman finds $300,000 worth of cocaine on the street, hoards it at home in her daughter's Kinder eggs and other spots telling cops she was going to sell it but never did
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer doppelgänger, 36, finally arrested in west London after alleged beer theft
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mythical black Republican tries to canvass for candidate, gets arrested for no reason, gets police called on him the next day, and has to be rescued from racist neighbors by old white lady
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It seems the key to living through an incident in which a police officer enters your home thinking it's their own is for the cop to be drunk
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fifty nations sign pledge to increase fight against cybercrime and electronic election interference. Three nations did not sign. Since this is Fark, you already know which three
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Mon November 12, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Threesomes don't usually include random home invaders, but who are we to judge?
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Sun November 11, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The police would like you know if you need help you should dial 9-1-1, not post something on Facebook
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The police would like you know if you need help you should dial 9-1-1, not post something on Facebook
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man on Tinder: I need someone to tie me up. Wait, what are you doing with my TV and credit cards? COME BACK
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
PayPal takes a both sides are bad attitude by banning political groups such as the Proud Boys and the Antifa
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Fri November 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
An 80-page indictment against Cohen? Damn that's a lot of crimes
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man and elementary school principal, caught sayof $2100 floating around his school. He takes control of situation and returns all $1200 to the rightful owners. What is the outcome? Show your work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who steals portable toilets?
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Thu November 08, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
16-year-old demonstrates the need for police to have armored vehicles. In Canada
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Man Shot, Killed in Target." Well, he was for a second there, yeah
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
All it takes is one person to store a grenade on top of a wardrobe to ruin a lot of profitable drug businesses. This is why we can't have nice things
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(Some Iowan By Birth)
 
 
 
Four was one of three in George, grabbing forty-four, wasting pumpkins near Casey's. One was tazed, it was Four. Seriously
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Wed November 07, 2018
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Hey, UK Farkers? Yes, the video of people throwing a mock Grenfell Tower into a bonfire and laughing is morally repugnant, but how in the world is it illegal? Isn't that sort of thinking pretty dangerous?
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Tue November 06, 2018
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Idiot behind made-up Mueller allegations tries to play the puppet master defense to avoid going to prison. The Littlest Reich unavailable for comment
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested after threatening to 'shoot up' polling place. Claimed he was told workers he was promised a gun and money if he voted "straight party." Wonder which party it was?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The tech from the security system company is supposed to show you where he installs ALL the cameras, not leave hidden ones around your home. He's also not supposed to take up-skirt pictures in public either
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good- former Nazi death camp guard goes on trial. Fark- his 94 but he's in juvenile court because he was under age during WWII. Strange Nazi fact trifecta in play
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(Monroe News Star)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen with 'monkey blood' claims he can't be arrested, on the way to jail. No word on what kind of fringe his monkey blood had
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Mon November 05, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Investigation reveals that there were seventeen instances where Trump's name was invoked in connection to violent attacks and assault. Experts were shocked there were so few
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Dispelling the lazy millennial myth, 23 year old woman robs four banks in 24 hours. And a fifth within a week
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"South Park Susan" harasses two women in parking lot, promptly loses job, apartment and respect. (with video)
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Sat November 03, 2018
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Flooding a fire station while high on bath salts is no way to live your life, young lady
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
House member Duncan Hunter (cR-iminal) is under fire for illegal campaign spending. However, one legal thing his campaign could buy was the website duncanhunter.com. This being Fark, you know what happened
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Fri November 02, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men arrested for smashing pumpkins, claim that despite all of their rage they are still just rats in a cage
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
It is usually not a good idea to steal some cocaine from a drug dealer. You might end up being fed to some hogs
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Sensual massage with Mr. Sexy Time. You know you want one
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh rabbi is surprised to learn that Trump is too cowardly to be an asshole to his face
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Shirley man arrested with thousands or rounds of ammo. Asks that you please, don't call him Shirley
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK's National Crime Agency has referred Brexit financer, Aaron Banks, for a criminal inquiry. MPs call for a pause to Brexit negotiations
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Thu November 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two high school students find out they're both having sex with their science teacher and become so furious they tell his wife. Arrestilarity ensues
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
CNN's Jeffrey Toobin calls Kansas' Kris Kobach a racist. To his face
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
"South Park Susan," whose drunken threatening of her black neighbors went viral, is now unable to be found by police who want to arrest her
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Crashing your car, then breaking into a house, is not normal behavior for a town Mayor. But on Meth it is
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Wed October 31, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Convicted felon flashes stolen gun in Facebook Live video. "We use social media to find the bad guys all of the time and it works really well because they want to boast. Rock on. I mean it makes it easy, we like it"
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
Wanna go find a body on Halloween? Here are some of the best places to look for them
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I think we've earned a bit of good news: Police in India have raided a whole bunch of call centers and arrested large numbers of phone scammers
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Tue October 30, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The Giants are as bad at evading cops as they are opposing defenses
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Whitey Bulger completes life sentence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Uh, you know that is not cocaine, it is soap, right?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Uh, you know that is not cocaine, it is soap, right?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The trouble with hosting a "Purge" Halloween party at your nightclub is there's always that someone who takes the theme a little too seriously
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Mon October 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein announces new hate crime reporting website. And no, it's not the 'Report this link to admins' thing at the bottom of this page
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In 1901, the Los Angeles Times wrote a scathing, well-reasoned editorial for the case against Halloween. Does it still resonate today?
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Fri October 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will there be more suspicious packages? Will Trump blame Democrats for being bombed? Will DOJ take down any other transnational crime syndicate entity? Stay tuned, THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So where's the best place to trick or treat in YOUR area?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The gunman who killed two people in a Louisville Kroger supermarket, just before heading to the store, had tried to gain access to a nearby black church holding their weekly meeting but was foiled by the locked doors
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
These tiny drones can open doors 40 times their weight, may one day help pre-crime division scan our retinas
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Thu October 25, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Former employee sentenced for stealing $400K from hospital, which works out to about three aspirin and a used IV needle
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some dickhead robs a bank. With helpful pic of said dickhead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
High School football field pooper finally comes clean
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Wed October 24, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mr Bone Saw calls Jamal Khashoggi's killing a heinous crime, vows to team up with OJ Simpson to find the real killer
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Incredibly handsome man searched for a girl on the dark web to kill, rape, and cannibalize
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
"Enforcing cannabis prohibition costs Alabama taxpayers approximately $22 million per year." Article submitted from Washington State...out of a recreational pot shop
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran: The Saudis wouldn't have acted like this if they didn't know they were going to be protected by the Trumps
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Here's part two in the ongoing series focusing on all of Donald Trump's exhaustive history of cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
In Russia, corrupt officials throw cash out of car windows
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
CCTV video captures the most oblivious human on the planet during a bar robbery
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon tried to get ICE to buy into its facial recognition technology, but no one believed it could tell Mexicans apart from each other
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Tue October 23, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Nature or Nurture? Or Nature *and* Nurture?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Nature or Nurture? Or Nature *and* Nurture?
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Mon October 22, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Brave man defends his family from zombies by punching, shoving them down stairs outside Park City theater. Well, they were just teen girls costumed as Thiller dance zombies, but that took guts
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Woman faces charges for practicing witchcraft in backward, benighted country of Canada
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Sat October 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
City Commissioner: He offered to return the axe and pay for it, so when he tried to run, I shot him. I stood my ground. DA: Nope
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(Freedom From Religion)
 
 
 
Yes it's illegal to throw puppies in the dump but a sheriff's department found the lawbreaker and held a prayer meeting with her, so it's cool
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Fri October 19, 2018
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
By order of the Peaky Blinders, a Hunger Games hunk and half the cast of The Witch are joining the British crime show
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If you had "less than 48 hours" as the answer to how long will it take Kendall Jenner's stalker to get arrested for stalking after being released from prison, step forward and claim your prize
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Please note: if the getaway vehicle for your daring heist is a school bus, you may need to rethink your budding life of crime
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A catalog of Trump's worst cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes. Yes, it's the first in an ongoing series and is depressing and terrifying
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Hi, my name is Narc McCopper. I'd like to search you, but you can refuse. Here's my card if you want a copy of my body cam footage, and info on the reverse about how to complain about our encounter today"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tourists who have spent months waiting for their dream vacation at a Mexican resort aren't going to let a few dead bodies ruin cabana time on the beach (WARNING: The video contains scenes some users might find distressing)
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Former USA Gymnastics president Steve Penny pinched after poaching documents in the Larry Nassar investigation
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Thu October 18, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you're going to butt-dial 911, make sure there isn't a warrant for your arrest. You'll embarrass yourself in front of your Walmart coworkers
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for 4th DUI with .387 BAC. And batshiat crazy mugshot goodness
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Gardner arrested for plant thefts
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Wed October 17, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
With today being Day 1 for legal recreational cannabis, Winterpeg snags the first traffic ticket for illegal consumption in a vehicle @ $672
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
With today being Day 1 for legal recreational cannabis, Winterpeg snags the first traffic ticket for illegal consumption in a vehicle @ $672
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
After worldwide schmear campaign, Apple fixes its new bagel emoji with cream cheese
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Tue October 16, 2018
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man breaks into car wash, gains access to vacuums, shockingly does not go on a vacuuming spree
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
In the spirit of Halloween, what horror VHS cover haunted you most as a child while wandering your local video store? Link goes to subby's
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Mon October 15, 2018
(KNOE 8 Monroe)
 
 
 
If you have child porn as a slideshow on your desktop, you may want to go ahead and put your fire extinguisher outside your door for your building's annual inspection
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man ate Tide Pod then destroyed $7,500 of hospital equipment. That ought to clean him out
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
You are now free to expose yourself about the cabin
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Navy sailor arrested after a Friday night incident involving alcohol, narcotics, nudity, and assault on a law enforcement officer at Busch Gardens
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Must be some damn good beer
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Sun October 14, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
How polite are Japanese people? Man asks to rob a convenience store and is told no. So he leaves, goes to police station and turns himself in
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
NYPD chose to ignore violent gang of thugs beating up random people on the street. Could it be because the gang was white?
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Crackhead spent 8 years working in a Massachusetts crime lab... stealing drugs and cooking meth... and no one noticed
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(Warwick Daily News (Australia))
 
 
 
"As an Australian, it was very cool to rob an American bank"
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Batman, hot on the trail of The Joker, enlists help from local police to investigate a crime scene. Why is this in the "D'aww" tab? Click and you'll understand
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Fri October 12, 2018
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky man has a little thing for gnomes. It's time he came out of the closet... and the attic
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
'A Pea Ridge man accused of beating his step-daughter with a spatula was arrested Monday after reportedly eating marijuana and methamphetamine during a traffic stop.'
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
"They can't send me to Juvie, I'm 46 years old"
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Thu October 11, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Substance abuse counselor arrested on DWI charge after taking Lyrica and Klonopin. You had one job
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Justice Brett Kavanaugh has backed the Trump administration on jailing and deporting legal immigrants for crimes committed years earlier
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Why fewer NFL players have been arrested since 2014. Numbers even dropped for Bengals
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Wed October 10, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
FBI director claims Kavanaugh investigation followed the "usual process", so now it's usual to just not really investigate rape claims......or maybe it always was
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
A ladder was stolen. Shots rung out. Police take steps. An extension is offered to the man on the roof. He walks out the door
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Some people want to be rich enough to buy a sports car, or a lavish house, or an Island. I want to be rich enough to be investigated by the National Crimes Agency
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(CNN)
 
Weeners
 
Weiner to be let out early
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(UPI)
 
 
 
FTA: "We don't know anybody who knows a llama personally and definitely no one who gave us blank pictures of a llama as a wedding invitation." Damn llamas, man. They're always at the center of mail-theft rings
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Tue October 09, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Well being bit, punched and elbowed is still better than being axed like the door was
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(UPI)
 
 
 
KARA member Goo Ha Ra files suit against Choi for showing people their goo
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Man smashes dome lamps in Moscow metro thinking he is hunting for penguins
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(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
Dodgers, is you taking notes on a criminal farking conspiracy?
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Cops find $25,000 in stolen tequila after man advertises on socials... Question is, how do you hide $25,000 in a tequila bottle?
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Mon October 08, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kentucky inmates escape Louisville jail by hiding in trash cans. Expected to be dumped in front of warden's yard any moment now
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The press helped Trump build his lies, and now they must face a reckoning for their abhorrent crimes
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Stupid: selling drugs out of your vehicle. Fark: selling drugs out of your police cruiser
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Remember when you didn't have to have seatbelts in the back of your cars and your kids could move about as much as they wanted? Seems this guy's all about nostalgia
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
DeSantis goes even further off the racist deep end in the latest attack on Gillum
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Sun October 07, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Cosby lawyers ask court to void conviction, prison sentence because obviously famous people shouldn't be held to the same standards as the little people
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Running out of ammo in the middle of your crime spree? Meh, just a quick stop in at Walmart fixes that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frodo arrested after lengthy police chase in Texas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Community seems to not notice thieves stealing a 20-ton lead roof from the local church
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
First Amendment Rights on your own property no longer apply in Texas
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Calculator magnate T.I. once saved Scott Stapp's life. Pretty sure that's a war crime
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Sat October 06, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This is $3 million crime
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Paging Alanis Morissette ... paging Alanis Morissette ... please pick up the white courtesy phone
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's being fascinated with police, and then there's being 'fascinated with police'
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(Times Leader Online)
 
 
 
I shot one little kid and my chief got scared, he said "You're fired but they need part-time cops in Bellaire"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hickey King back in trouble
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police rescue British man held in a shed 40 years as a slave. The good news? He now has the experience necessary to apply for a job with Amazon
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Fri October 05, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Protip: if you are going to hire a hitman to kill your ex-boyfriend, it might not be best to communicate the particulars over the online dating app Plenty of Fish
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Candidate calling for 'new and better death camps' encouraged to rethink her campaign
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The United States attempt at checks and balances through the separation of powers has been corrupted by one party failing to uphold its Constitutional duty allowing the President to behave like a dictator
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Customers rally to save business hit by chicken theft, as it turns out that some people really do give a cluck
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Meth. Never once. With mugshots. Can you spot the difference?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Meth. Never once. With mugshots. Can you spot the difference?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
71 Year old Bonanno crime family associate shot in McDonald's drive through waiting for his medium coffee. These clowns are a lot less classy than Francis Ford Coppola would have you believe
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CEO who sold phones with "totally unbreakable encryption" takes plea deal
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Thu October 04, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Counterfeit cash call at Waffle House ends in shots fired, officers hurt. Obvious tag decides to go to Denny's
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Coast Guard seizes 11 tons of cocaine from smugglers, says it's a big blow to organized crime
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Protip: Genuine US currency isn't typically labelled 'Made in China'
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Wed October 03, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested for throwing spices at elementary school students is charged with assault and pepper
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Daughter bullied at school? Do you" 1. Call the principal and have a discussion, 2. Contact the bullies' parents, or 3. Wait in the parking lot with cayenne pepper and throw it in the bullies' faces?
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Man cleared of charges of striking police horse, claims he's only pawn in game of life
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Tue October 02, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man who played Pacman lost his quarter and got a year in jail
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Nothing in the FBI report indicates any kind of crime happened. Trust us"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for practicing dentistry without a license after police get all up in his grills
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson takes time out from searching for 'real killers' to tell (legally blind) Bill Cosby to 'watch his back'. Oops
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson takes time out from searching for 'real killers' to tell (legally blind) Bill Cosby to 'watch his back'. Oops
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Sex crimes prosecutors overwhelmingly agree: Rachel Mitchell's attack on Ford was ludicrous and disgusting
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man agrees with Kayne West on the whole 13th Amendment slavery thing, tries to buy girl for $200,000 at Walmart (with mugshot)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study shows link between violent video games and aggression in children. Similar study shows link between baby shark videos and parental drinking
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Mon October 01, 2018
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Latin teacher conjugated when he should have declined
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
If you're going for your sixth DUI it might as well be at the library
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
In search of cigarettes and tobacco, knifeman robs dairy and gets away. Those cows must be REALLY free-range
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You stand a greater risk of being murdered by a co-worker than you do a complete stranger. And, if you believe you're not doing anything that will get you murdered, maybe you're the murderer
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Sat September 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Palin on track for jail
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man steals 13 automatic gate openers. Police say he's probably fencing them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The FBI is also investigating the vice squad that cuffed Stormy Daniels
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you bought waffle mix from a shady guy in the Atlanta area recently, the police would like a word with you- if only to ask you why you bought waffle mix from a shady guy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man with gun demanding oxycodone at a pharmacy to spend 3 years on probation, after he finishes his 77-month prison term, in a wheelchair, because he caught a bullet in the spine when the pharmacist defended himself
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Fri September 28, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like Richard Pinedo finally got around to watching the John Wick movies
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, here's how to impeach a Supreme Court justice or two. Or three
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Teen wanted for theft asked for his own reward money
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Police sketches persist in the age of technology, much to the delight of Fark submitters
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
If my parents named me "Name Here", I'd probably turn to heroin and eventually murder someone too
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
BAH GOD KING, IT'S A REAL SLOBBERKNOCKER AT THE FAMILY DOLLAR (with video)
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Thu September 27, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tennessee man is pulled over and charged with, among other things, "criminal simulation". Because "we found five fake 100 dollar bills in his ass" is not approved language on government forms
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to O.J., rapists are not looked kindly upon in prison, as opposed to people that got away with murdering two people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to O.J., rapists are not looked kindly upon in prison, as opposed to people that got away with murdering two people
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Yeah, Mom's here, but she's not able to compose herself"
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Wed September 26, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Cop decides to do a little upskirting. Passerby catches him in the act. Cop runs away, is taken down by the guy, who gets his elbow injured. This is Japan, so the cop gets prosecuted for assaulting the citizen who saw the illegal peeping
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(Racine Co Eye)
 
 
 
Vodak... golf... vodka... fall down... resist... kick, kick, yell... yell
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The misogynist necktie controlling Tucker Carlson says women who don't come forward about rape are "part of the problem" as they have an "obligation" to tell everyone about the crime
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade goes full Dennis Miller, embarks on a rant defending Brett Kavanaugh's teenage sex crimes as his Fox & Friends co-hosts scurry to do damage control
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man charged with brutal murder of teen couple sure likes to talk on jailhouse phone, making over 1000 calls where he describes how he committed the crimes. The recorded, jailhouse phone
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's been awhile since I read the Bible but I don't recall Jesus drugging and raping women
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Tue September 25, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 20 years in prison for stealing $600 worth of cigarettes, which seems like a tough sentence for just taking three packs
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
They're puddin' Cosby away for 3 to 10
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
They're puddin' Cosby away for 3 to 10
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Inmate escapes work crew, gets craving for sweet tea at same time deputy arrives for lunch
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD to crack down on Skid Row voter fraud, potentially putting out a Warrant for a Motley Crue of Ratts who are putting Poison in our democracy. Hopefully, this won't cause a Quiet Riot
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Criminal masterminds keep breaking into an industrial hemp farm and making off with, well . . . industrial hemp. Which has many uses, including paper, textiles, biodegradable plastics, construction, health food, and fuel. You just can't get high from it
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Kavanaugh's alleged partner-in-sex-crime Mark Judge learns he can run, but he can't hide
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Shut. Down. EVERYTHING
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From the NS Sherlock files: "What happens to police departments that collect more fines? They solve fewer crimes"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last week it turns out you can't pick up hitchikers with the school bus, this week we learn it's a bad idea to let the kids drive. Seems like there's no fun in being a school bus driver any more
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You have a forty percent chance of getting away with murder in America
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Naked man in park was 'just in the woods masturbating, minding my own business'
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Mon September 24, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle to vacate misdemeanor marijuana convictions which were prosecuted before legalization. AG Jeff Sessions seen flapping his ears in rage
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Cry "Havoc" and let slip the grapefruits of idiocy; Devin Nunes wants Trump to declassify more Russia probe documents in an attempt to make things worse
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Sun September 23, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $20,000 worth of GPS trackers. Any guesses how they were caught?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sexually violent predator Bill Cosby desperately doesn't want to be labeled a sexually violent predator
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute concludes medical marijuana use does not lead to a significant increase in the rate of crimes committed. Well, duh
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Sat September 22, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
108 crime labs were given a sample of known DNA and asked if it matched a person whose DNA was NOT in it. 74 of them said yes. Oh fark. Scary trumps Facepalm and Fail
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NRATV says Christine Ford's accusations against Kavanaugh don't describe sexual assault, instead insisting it was describing "hijinks for boys"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Montgomery, MD police are ready to investigate an attempted sexual assault. Oh, and MD does not have statute of limitations for that crime
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Fri September 21, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." But when the first look at Joaquin Phoenix in full Joker makeup leaks, well then everyone loses their minds
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
3D Printing Gun guy bravely faces down law enforcement and... Scratch that, he fled to Taiwan and just got arrested eating dinner
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Judge gives no jail time to man who bragged about choking a woman unconscious and masturbating on her. No, Seriously
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Judge gives no jail time to man who bragged about choking a woman unconscious and masturbating on her. No, Seriously
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
US Marshals are on the hunt for libertarian 3D gun and jailbait enthusiast, who is rumored to be hiding in a country with single payer health care and...strict gun laws
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Man who led officers on high speed chase surrenders due to: (a) running out of gas (b) guilt (c) mosquitoes
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Thu September 20, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Eighty-seven teams from across the nation are competing to see who is top dog at the National Police Dog Trials. None of them will fall for your fake throw
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(Patch)
 
 
 
FOTY nominee who stuffed his kid into an arcade game to hand out prizes has been properly identified so he can receive what's coming to him.Yes, there is video
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Wed September 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions blames rise of violent crime in Chicago on a) MS-13, b) MTV, c) ACLU
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Today, in poorly written local news: "At one point, Lewis is seen shoving the heavy Apple display down an escalator, while people were riding on it"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Today, in conversations that could have happened: Florida woman- "I want you to kill my husband." Hit man- "What are you paying?" Florida woman- "I have a cute earring." Hit man- "I don't care how well you hear"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dazed and confused. Fear the beard. Why so serious? Purple pain
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of largest Danish bank steps down after money laundering allegations for the Russian government put him in a jam, made him look cheesy
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Dear survivors of sexual assault: Fox News says it is "your obligation" to report your assault to the police immediately if you want it to be a crime, because statues of limitations exists for a reason
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Want to conceal evidence of your police department's criminal acts? There's an app for that
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Mon September 17, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California has had a de facto open market for pot for twenty years, but delivery... yeah, that'll be the trigger for the long-awaited "spike in crime" from 'the menace of marijuana'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Actual argument: At the time the investigator was appointed, there was not yet any concrete evidence found of a crime. Therefore, there was no need to investigate, and evidence found by the investigator of any crimes is irrelevant
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Susan Collins, the woman who called on Al Franken to resign, may still vote to confirm Brett Kavanaugh, whose crimes are much, much worse
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Sun September 16, 2018
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
This man stole a dollar and demanded to be returned to prison, because it was easier than having freedom
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(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
This man stole a dollar and demanded to be returned to prison, because it was easier than having freedom
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
You can't make these things up: Couple caught shoplifting clothes to wear for their upcoming court appearance
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Sat September 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mariachi gunmen shoot up tourist area in Mexico City, killing three. Police looking for suspects carrying guitar cases full of guns
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mariachi gunmen shoot up tourist area in Mexico City, killing three. Police looking for suspects carrying guitar cases full of guns
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That woman who let Trump use the murder of her daughter at the hands of MS-13 as a marketing tool for his "fear the browns" policy was just killed at her daughter's roadside memorial after being hit by a cat while arguing in the street
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Fri September 14, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
After 20 years, tiny, remote island's "crime-free" record comes to an end, as residents say the theft has taken atoll on them
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Thu September 13, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Break-in news: TV crew reporting on car break-ins in San Francisco has two cars broken into
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fancy a trip to Papua New Guinea? There's an abandoned boat off its coast that reportedly has £27 million worth of cocaine hidden inside. All you have to do is find it before the smugglers and police do. Who's up for it?
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The day after the shooting, a Dallas Police Department investigator obtained a warrant to search Botham Jean's apartment. Looks like they went to the wrong apartment AGAIN
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
On the one hand, we should congratulate someone who puts a plan into effect and has the sheer gumption to work at it for hours and hours until it succeeds. On the other hand, the plan was 'get arrested for throwing rocks at cars'
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Wed September 12, 2018
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Couple's crime spree of supermarket robberies, flipped over cars and beaten women ends when one of them tries to carjack bodybuilder; "There was a definite size difference"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
What better way to cope with your "anxiety" than masturbating at 2:30 AM inside a laundromat while watching porn on your phone?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you play the new Spider-Man game on PS4, you better enjoy working for The Man
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll shows Ron DeSantis is monkeying up his general election campaign against Andrew Gillum
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman who was fired from her job after flipping off Trump's motorcade is now running for local office
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Tue September 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Court decides that inciting violence is no longer a crime as long as you don't yell "I declare I am inciting violence". Michael Scott nods
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL: Hi, Browns. Yeah, that Steelers touchdown that came after the refs called Myles Garrett for landing on Big Ben a little too hard? Yeah, the refs shouldn't have called that, and you probably should have won. Oh well, enjoy not losing
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"BBQ Becky" cosplayer shows up at photo-shoot for Black Geeks at Dragon Con in Atlanta. In other news, there's a BBQ Becky cosplayer. (pic)
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Discovery of dog saves Oregon man from sex-crime conviction. Also, we're giving people 50-year sentences based on convictions by juries that are not unanimous
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's former campaign manager can't control his laughter over the Zodiac Killer begging Trump for help
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Sun September 09, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Isnt it odd how everyone at the FBI Trump is trying to get rid is a threat to Russian organized crime?
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
The Dallas police officer who walked into the wrong apartment shooting and killing the resident has been charged with manslaughter
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper asks Kellyanne Conway what law the op-ed author broke after she spent days claiming the opposite. Her response? "I don't know"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This is a really interesting article that explores the link between Facebook and violence. AND IF I SEE ANOTHER GOTDAMN BABY PHOTO POP UP ON MY FEED I'LL *smashes computer*
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Sat September 08, 2018
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
8-year-old's bicycle is stolen, police buy him a new one. No word about submitter's stolen Ferrari
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Motorists throwing eggs at crossing guards? Nineteen year old student punching instructor in the head? Child kicking pregnant teacher's aide in the stomach? Yep, that sounds like a typical school year
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK prisons have no idea how to stop drones from dumping drugs and other contraband into their facilities (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 07, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
200 of Jordan Peterson's relatives seized in Florida man's trunk
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
Man finds random clown costume in vacant house, puts it on, proceeds to kick in the door of a law office while yelling obscenities until the cops show up and arrest him
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(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
What? I just noticed my neighbor's car was un-loxed
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Murder suspect licked blood from own hand day before couple was slain. Should this go in the Food tab?
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Law and Order: Hate Crimes has its existence questioned, presumably by people who can't be bothered to pay attention to the real news
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Naked man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
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Thu September 06, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
School resource officer uses taser to wake sleeping student
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Op-ed from brave bank robber who's really trying his best to keep the leader of his gang in check while still robbing the bank
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man gets hired on Thursday, gets fired on Sunday, tries to kill ex-boss two hours later. This will not look good on his résumé
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Wed September 05, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You just might be a racist if you taser your police force's own race relations adviser (who happens to be black) because he looks like a suspect to a crime (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Working with Russia on cybercrime is like hiring a burglar to protect the family jewels, hiring a fox to guard the hen house, putting Drew in charge of the beer suppy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: Restaurant owner (and retired doctor) sees two women dragging an unconscious woman through his restaurant. He approaches them trying to help, they take a swing at him, police are called. Who gets arrested? Hint: he's not white
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Police searching for man connected to string of rooftop burglaries. What he wants with a bunch of rooftops is still unknown
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Man in prison claims he can't be charged with solicitation of murder against his victim because he hadn't paid the hitman yet
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police Officer: "Skateboarding is not a crime. Now watch these sweet tricks"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man accused of sexually assaulting dying beaver, which is not a euphemism
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Hound of Darwin strikes late in life
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Tue September 04, 2018
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
California's legal marijuana shops haven't led to an increase in violent crime, and not everyone is happy about this
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
This story has everything: a crazed French-speaking international smuggler, a public library, oodles and oodles of guns, and a hockey bag. Never forget the hockey bag
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Mon September 03, 2018
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Man discovers that trying to rob a convenience store with nose hair trimmers just doesn't cut it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eight shot during dice game. Roll for initiative
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Second amendment - because what are you supposed to do? Just curse at a family of four in a minivan that needs to merge into your lane? Hero tag is for the witness who led the cops to him within 20 minutes
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mother Of The Year candidate brings her baby along to a carjacking during a police chase
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Sun September 02, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the criminals in Trump's orbit
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Daily Fail: The Norfolk police force closes cases if a computer decides there is no chance of making an arrest. Police force responds: Norfolking way
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Sat September 01, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jackass being held on multiple charges for pouring flour on old woman's head at Walmart. Street value of the white powder could be in the millions
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Authorities ask why Apple can't make their devices worthless to thwart theft. Developers have been working on that for years
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Career forecast for female TV meteorologist who fractured colleague's skull in a bar fight is very cloudy
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Fri August 31, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
'Operation Golden Ticket': five arrested in crime ring led by man nicknamed Willy Wonka
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(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Nobody F's With DeJesus
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(National Review)
 
 
 
According to a 1998 police report, Beto O'Rourke's idol was Ted Kennedy being that he tried to leave the scene after a drunk-driving accident
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why were there so many serial killers in the 1980s? One researcher claims it was the result of World War II, and not parachute pants being in fashion like we might otherwise suspect
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Thu August 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former boxing champion Jermain Taylor arrested for trying to relive his boxing days with a woman
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Richard Jones sues Kansas for over $1M compensation for 17 years he spent in prison because he was confused with a similar-looking guy. Will use the money to kickstart his "ED-209" program so this doesn't happen again
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fudging Trump is making fudging baseless acusations to distract from his fudging crimes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Group will fly a giant blimp in the shape of a bikini-clad Sadiq Khan over London on Friday (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
One of the first steps to overcoming involuntary celibacy is not kicking people to death
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Whistler's mother can't get his guns
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Wed August 29, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for this dude who killed his sister and her boyfriend. And, if you find him, ask him what the hell is going on with his tie in that picture
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Ski mask on head and socks on hands in August heat looked suspicious. That's some fine police work there, Lou
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(PBS)
 
 
 
UN completes report on war crimes in Yemen featuring the rare "fark it, you're all guilty" verdict
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Finally. Someone in the media is making the connection between Trump, the GOP, and Russian organized crime. Hey, you know how you take down organized crime, right? RICO-laaaaaaaa
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California becomes first state to eliminate bail requirements for defendants awaiting trial. Max Cherry unavailable for comment
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Tue August 28, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The FBI is investigating the "Con Queen" of Hollywood for her malicious crimes that sound as if they've come from a script
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Guy hauled in for causing ruckus at Detroit's Dream Cruise. Includes most inspiring photo of pile of shaved deputies dogpiling atop longhair next to sweet '57 Pontiac Chieftain you'll ever see
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Newswriter shows how to make a clickbait headline about child's stuffed animal won at fair
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Headless corpse found in topless fishtank
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Bust involving teeny-weeny orange bikini annnnd you already clicked the link
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police not in good humor arrest two men for selling meth and marijuana from ice cream truck, became suspicious when theme from Breaking Bad kept playing from the truck's loudspeaker
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man accused of serial dining-and-dashing, leaving dates to pay, faces multiple felonies, zero star ratings on both Tinder and Urban Spoon
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Mon August 27, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Just a casual reminder that mass shooters aren't into video games, and the release of a new violent video game is generally followed by a drop in violent crime
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sunday evening, Florida man tells folks at the community pool that the party is over and it's time to shut it down. Issue one: Not his party. Issue two: Racking the slide and pointing his rifle at the children
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police in Paraguay reduced to the option of shouting, "Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" Or, "Bang!"
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
In the most Kentucky crime ever, a meth addict steals a cheese grater, an empty bottle of Lysol, and a bar of soap from his cousin
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Man's conviction overturned because witness testified while high on meth and what the HELL is up with dude's forehead?
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Hey little boy, would you like some money and candy for mowing my yard? Afterwards I'll clean you up in my spa and you can beat on my drums in my man cave
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Sat August 25, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Truth isn't truth. New hotness: Crime isn't crime
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Step 1: 5-year-old girl tells parents man urinated on her in an alley. Step 2: Man arrested and charged with felony sex offense. Step 3: Man's mugshot and story posted online and on local news. Step 4: Parents find out the child was lying
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sherlock Donnie is getting out his detective kit and will be investigating Hillary's emails because that's the real crime that the FBI is ignoring so they can go on their witch hunt. That's where you'll find out stuff, for sure
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Honey, do you really think we should steal these items from Walmart? Hmmm, I'm not sure, snookums. Maybe we shouldn't. Oh, to hell with it. Let's take the gel pens and Bluetooth speakers and bolt for the door
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Fri August 24, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
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Kansas City is training its mounted police unit to respond to a T. Rex invasion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Playboy model found strangled in her bedroom. Unclear at this time if she ever dated David Dennison
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Playboy model found strangled in her bedroom. Unclear at this time if she ever dated David Dennison
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sure drinking eight beers and six glasses of wine on a flight then drunkenly yelling 'we're all going to die' might make your fellow passengers a little antsy
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An Objective Assessment of Trump's Guilt or Innocence: an essay written by Trump loyalist and OJ Simpson defender Alan Dershowitz, who is about as neutral as a threeway between Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Alex Jones
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The guns in schools plan devised by Betsy DeVos to make schools safer will actually make them less safe
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Airline passenger admits to having a neck pillow filled with 6 pounds of cocaine onboard. He was described as alert but comfortable
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Thu August 23, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Vegas Metro PD arrests the wrong person for murder charges, says their names sound alike and they look alike, too. Judging from the mugshot comparisons, this will not end well
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Things get batty at the Kwik-E-Mart
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Milo says those are some sour grapes and I'm not a vacuous needy grifter like conservative media types, so it's cool that I don't have to eat them
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(Some Race Fan)
 
 
 
Man caught by police holding two knives after throwing another one at fleeing social workers pleads innocent to charges of endangering safety and resisting an officer. This makes stealing a Dick Trickle race car from his brothers almost normal
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Reality Winner sentenced to a record 5 years for leaking document--on Russian meddling in the election. If you have never heard of her, yes, that's her real name. Yes, she is in reality, a winner. A hero, not a zero
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If Trump has committed crimes, he'll probably get away with them because for decades American elites have been mostly above the law
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Immigration analyst humiliates and bests Tucker Carlson in a debate about "illegal" immigration, so Carlson throws a fit and cuts the man's mic in order to save face
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