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Fri April 16, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's like if they rebooted "Knight Rider" with a Tesla and had it hunt down criminals across the country. Which . . . is not that bad of an idea, actually
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I'm not trying to shock you or anything, but it looks like the Americans who are having the worst trouble with evictions during the pandemic are mobile home dwellers. I guess living in a trailer isn't an indication of sound economic stability?
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Thu April 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NJ man sues federal government to sell his organs. Subby would like to have his gall
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(Some Rukus)
 
 
 
If you're a convicted felon riding a motorized scooter, creating a disturbance, and brandishing your gun in a Walmart, you may not want to broadcast it on Facebook live
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(Salon)
 
 
 
NRA: "We're bleeding money, we better offer Dan Bongino $1.5 million to be on our failing TV channel"
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How is it that good news can still piss you off? Read how a black officer got fired for assaulting a white officer in defense of a handcuffed assailant, while that same white officer got promoted to lieutenant. Many tags involved, but hero suffices
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What does it feel like to have your girlfriend out you to the FBI as a seditious terrorist?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police is given a one-year prison sentence for rigging the hiring process for... the chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police
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Mon April 12, 2021
(DC Report)
 
 
 
Republican-controlled states cancel orders for Dominion voting machines, will be obtaining future models from www.legitvotingmachines.ru
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Two New Orleans tattoo shop owners accused in a ransom plot that involved a threat to turn an Alabama Confederate monument into a toilet, and then it gets weird
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zoinks Matt Gaetz accused of running a g-g-g-ghost candidate
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Thu April 08, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What Gaetz wants, Gaetz getz. In this case sex with a teen by Venmoing her via his sex-trafficker buddy
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Roger Stone has the answer to Matt Gaetz's problems
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
'Woman sentenced to five years for fatal silicone butt injection at St. Louis hotel'
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When a 14-year-old put up a Snapchat post saying "F school, F cheer, F softball, F everything" after learning she didn't make varsity cheer, her school didn't need to make a federal case out of it. But they did, and now SCOTUS is hearing it
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a self-styled "sandwich Nazi," publicly berating your sub shop workers, macing customers, and shoving Trump propaganda at everybody, don't be shocked when your former employees rat you out for your role in the Capitol riot
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The most unCanadian story of the year
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC mortuary workers rack up $20,000 on credit cards stolen from dead bodies. More charges to follow
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Thanks for your service, though
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Houston Public Media)
 
 
 
Pair of hat-wearing human thumbs arrested for Capitol insurrection
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Turns out Parler shared Capitol riot posts with the FBI, which made some of its users feel treaded on their feelings
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Larry Klayman suspended by Federal Appeals Court from practicing law in DC for 90 days. It's a start
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Fri March 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Commit treason... CHECK. Get arrested... CHECK. BUT YOUR HONOR, I'VE GOT FINALS. Judge... Would you like me to have the officers drive you home?
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Bank teller makes a withdrawal after he shows interest in the nude photos deposited on customers' phones
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Old: YoHoHo and a bottle of rum. ... New: SoHoHo and a brand new lawsuit (link fixed)
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Wed March 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBCNews almost goes full Onion with their headline for the latest mass shooting
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing gonna happen
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a new Standard Operating Procedure for cops, shooting you before you open the door. Then shooting you again
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Sun March 21, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Did I say I killed one? I'm sorry, I meant sixteen
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Sat March 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but when the CEO of a corporation feels the need to assure people that his business isn't actually a shell company, I for one feel good about their legitimacy
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Finding Out, military benefits edition
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Fri March 19, 2021
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
You too can serve just 3 1/2 years for killing your mom, if you claim to be possessed by demons and Hitler
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The types who attended "Stop the Steal" weren't living benign, benevolent lives only to suddenly lose their minds on January 5. Exhibit A: This private jetload of MAGA, cumulatively worth millions and millions of dollars
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Wed March 17, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Drink bottled water? If you encounter hepatitis, fever, fatigue, loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, dark urine, clay or gray-colored bowel movements, joint pain, yellow eyes, or jaundice, consult your doctor
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(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
Another one done in by Facebook posts: "The FBI charged Annie Howell, 30, with trespassing, disorderly conduct, violent entry, obstruction of Congress and picketing in a Capitol building." With pic her grandkids will mock forever
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rural residents who proudly "back the blue" are having a hard time coming to grips when an unarmed man is shot in the back and the police refuse to comment, there's no video, the DA doesn't file charges, and the cops aren't fired
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Thu March 11, 2021
(London Free Press)
 
 
 
In 1976 Jamie Hyneman and a thumb had a torrid sexual affair. Come meet their love child
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Wed March 10, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes. But don't try to prove it by driving 100 mph while wrecked out of your mind
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Church treasurer - I can fap to this
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Red Roof Cafe owner convicted for making cafe roof extra-red
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(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
At the behest of managers from across the region, Panda Express employees forced to strip in a 'cult-like' team-building seminar for a promotion. I can imagine an assistant to the regional manager being behind this
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Like a sturgeon, rioting for the very first time
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Mon March 08, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
He was looking for Obama's birth certificate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With her dad still in jail for it, Olivia Jade decides now would be a good time to troll social media about her college admissions scandal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI: "Aw, we're just getting warmed up, baby"
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
This is another reason why we shouldn't allow lunatics to own power tools
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Fri March 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federico Klein, former Trump appointee charged in Capitol riot, wants jail cell without cockroaches. Cockroaches: "You don't seem to understand. You're not locked in here with US. We're locked in here with YOU"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Guy who screwed up and got fired did the honorable thing and refused a large severance payment
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Thu March 04, 2021
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Luck has it for the non-existent Antifa movement: DoJ dismisses "dozens" of Portland riot cases after change in leadership
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Apparently Semper Fidelis is just a suggestion
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Ax Thrower arrested for Gimli cosplay
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Fri February 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Shoot me with a pellet gun once shame on you, shoot me twice that's aggravated assault
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI informant and Proud Boys leader says he has "no sympathy" for lawmakers terrorized during the Jan 6th riots that he was conveniently unable to attend thanks to being busted a day earlier and required to stay out of DC as a bail condition
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Wed February 24, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sometimes being a child star can't be beat. Sometimes they learn their girlfriends can't either
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(MSN)
 
 
 
According to his lawyer's latest filing, the QAnon Shaman's "Gob Bluth moment" came when Trump pardoned Lil' Wayne but not him. Oh, and that spear he was carrying was just a decorative "symbol of his faith", and he literally wouldn't hurt a fly
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Tue February 23, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Two bystanders killed during police chase with driver high on fentanyl. And by that we mean the cop was high
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Fri February 19, 2021
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Bigfoot charged with arson after admitting it to Baba Booey. If you don't know what I'm talking about be grateful
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
By this point, it's only news if Facebook accidentally manages to do something that *isn't* sleazy, dishonest, or flat-out evil
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Felon gives his paramour a Valentine's day to remember, yelling "DIE" at her while begin led off for attacking her autistic kid, and having multiple firearms in the house, including some missing serial numbers
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes fights back against claims that her spending was lavish and excessive. For example, only after she lost her job did her hair finally look halfway decent
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man commits voter fraud to prove how easy it is. FBI demonstrates how easy it is to file felony charges
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In a phoned in threat made five days after the Capitol riot, a Trump supporter allegedly told a congressman "We're going to f*** you up." I beg your pardon, did I say a Trump supporter? I meant a marijuana lobbyist
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
What? I'm getting arrested for sitting in Nancy Pelosi's chair? THANKS, MOM
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Fri February 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats said fight a lot, therefore Trump is innocent
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Thu February 11, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Protip: When you steal guns and equipment from an FBI Agent's car, reselling them to an undercover officer isn't going to work out too well. Even without the meth
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Xerox of a Xerox of a Great Value Tom Selleck impersonator arrested in Capitol riot probe
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Authorities say clinic shooter was known to be unstable and made multiple threats about mass shootings, but he's an old white guy so there's nothing they could have done
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently "Justified" wasn't exaggerating: "US Marshals act like local police, but with more violence and less accountability" How is "less accountability" than "qualified immunity" even POSSIBLE?
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Wed February 10, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most dedicated members of the Party of Personal Responsibility say it's all Trump's fault that they committed all those felonies on January 6th
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drunk driving cop runs into house at 70mph, injuring a woman and killing a dog. Expect the woman to soon be arrested for assaulting a police officer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fox News: Judge, you need to dismiss this defamation suit by Smartmatic because holding us responsible for saying reckless defamatory things, as it'll make us more careful about what we say during broadcasts in the future. Wait, that came out wrong
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Mon February 08, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Anti-masker misunderstands constitutional rights
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Sat February 06, 2021
(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
Causing a wreck that injures two children, after drinking and while on adderall, is no way to prepare for the big game, son
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Thu February 04, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pandemic penthouse party extraordinaire: mood lights, exotic dancers and a 100 cheeseburgers
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani responds to Lincoln Project's litigation threat: 'I'm writing them a letter back telling them I will not respond to their letter'. Don't you ever change, Rudy
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"I will continue to pray thru the pain and do my best not to complain" complains QAnon Shaman
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Tue February 02, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cowboys for Trump founder won't see the postseason
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Sun January 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
As the arrests for the January 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol continue, it's starting to look more and more like a military coup
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Remember, all the hitmen you can hire online are undercover cops
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
SHOW ME THE (lack of) MONEY
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump allies denying he incited Capitol riot don't know how mobile phones work
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Mon January 25, 2021
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for chaining Ten Commandments monument to his truck, dragging it off courthouse lawn, violating Number 8
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S District Judge "Heck no, flex cuff guy will not be released"
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Fri January 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
One in five terrorists involved in the Capitol siege served in the military
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Attack on Capitol by crazed Trump supporters much worse than was reported
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At least 27 of the more than 140 charged in the Trump Insurrection have a military backround or are currently serving. Would you like to know more?
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Wed January 20, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Parents fighting to adopt twin infants. Difficulty: Their OWN biological twin infants
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHy Is TErrorist misspelled yet again?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The organizer of the Straight Pride parade has been arrested in relation to the capitol riots
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Included in those arrested in the wake of the Capitol riot are "people affiliated with The Three Percenters, The Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, Texas Freedom Force, and other self-described Nazis and white supremacists". So, Antifa agents all the way down
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Sat January 16, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Zip tie guy's mom has now been arrested
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Baked Alaska now Baked Arrested
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Fri January 15, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Assassinating political leaders you say? Sounds like something a terrorist might do
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Parler squeals
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "The Guy Who Flew A Confederate Flag In The Capitol Has Predictably Surrendered"
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(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
"I'm quitting my job to spend more time with my conspiracy theories and some prison guards"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fascist who beat Capital police officer with flag poll claims he thought he was beating an anti-fascist, so everything's cool right?
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
What about QAnon is so attractive to the violently mentally ill
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Boeing to pay $2.5 billion to keep anyone from going to jail for a conspiracy by executives and engineers to bypass safety regulations that resulted in the deaths of 346 people
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Tue January 05, 2021
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Minneapolis PD says Dolal Idd shot first, so they had to kill him and raid his family's house at 2am. Case clos... Oh, and maybe possibly the whole thing was a setup by an informant whose claims weren't entirely true, sorry about that
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently West Virginia lawyers are to stick to screwing their clients and refrain from oral sex with them
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politicians have discovered yet another income source: shaking down would-be operators in legal marijuana states
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Obviously she thought the route number was the speed limit
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Another reason to respect and admire Olivia Wilde: She can now add "fired Shia LaBeouf" to her resume
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I believe that they would have no choice and that they should, yes." Oh Kamala, you sweet summer child
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're not gonna believe this, but it turns out despite what Magnum P.I. tells you, a reverse mortgage is not a good way to keep seniors in their homes
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