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| Tue March 28, 2023 |
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"There's zero discussions about him not playing," says last week man. "He will not be joining us the rest of the year," says this week man
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Russian whose child drew anti-war picture gets jail time, butt fleas
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Dominion to haul them all in: Suzanne Scott, President Jay Wallace, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Maria Bartiromo, Laura Ingraham, Bret Baier, Bill Sammon and Chris Stirewalt
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What should you not do if you don't want to damage your reputation and be portrayed as a "porn star", Mr Famous French Author? That's right: Not star in a porn film. To be fair, the script didn't mention getting shafted by courts in two countries
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| Mon March 20, 2023 |
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Qven attempts to walk back his own comments, while doing his best Bizarro-Luther anger translation of TFG's call for Coup-Coup Part Deux: Wharrgarbloo
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Proud Boy J6 defendant, who has a history of lying about his whereabouts and intended activities when leaving town, does it again by attending CPAC. Home confinementarity ensues
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18 U.S. Code § 1503 - Influencing officer: no person shall corruptly, or by threats or force, or by any threatening letter or communication, endeavors to influence, intimidate, or impede any grand or petit juror, or officer in or of any court
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Day 390 of WW3. International Criminal Court raising funds to investigate and prosecute even more Russian war crimes. Where's Jerry Lewis when you need him? Welcome to your Monday Russo-Ukraine War thread
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ESPN unaccountably misses key highlight of the National Insignificant Tournament it's contracted to air, ignores last-second backdoor cover of 11.5 spread
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| Tue March 07, 2023 |
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They must've stolen the expensive stuff, because $1.7M worth of Franzia would require an oil tanker
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They must've stolen the expensive stuff, because $1.7M worth of Franzia would require an oil tanker
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Man who shot a gun in a synagogue claims that they were prayer bullets and his form of worship. 3,000 miles away, several members of the Supreme Court woken by surprise erections
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Peter Gabriel announces North American tour; tickets will be unavailable via Ticketmaster on March 10th
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"That means that, either the Trump Organization has fallen on hard times, found a bank willing to do business without responsible paperwork, or isn't telling the truth. " Or, yanno, all three seems pretty likely too
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Amid custody battle, Christina Ricci's ex releases her text messages that don't say what he thinks they say
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Two young Insurrectionists with nothin' better to do than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube. Here is what happened when they decided to cut loose. Go on, cut the ankle monitors and run
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Two young Insurrectionists with nothin' better to do than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube. Here is what happened when they decided to cut loose. Go on, cut the ankle monitors and run
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| Fri March 03, 2023 |
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Man takes town to court after receiving $116 ticket for putting up shade umbrella on public beach. "Basically, they are saying you can meet on the beach if you'd like, but when you get there in July, you can't protect yourself from the sun"
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"Dear sir and/or madam, I am a Nigerian banker who needs help moving old naira banknotes out of the country before the Supreme Court declares them worthless. Please reply with name, address, phone, and fax number: Thank you"
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Judge: "OK, I'm authorizing this arrest warrant to detain a dangerous person. The reasons stated are [checks notes] tuberculosis? Uh, alright then"
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Judge: "OK, I'm authorizing this arrest warrant to detain a dangerous person. The reasons stated are [checks notes] tuberculosis? Uh, alright then"
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Sen. Warren has gone and done it: she's hurt the conservative justices' feelings so they'll be forced to stiggit
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SCOTUS requests new legal briefs on bonkers independent state legislature fantasy even though the plaintiff no longer has standing
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Come on, we've all seen Beverly Hills Cop. It's supposed to be a banana (possible nsfw content on page)
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Come on, we've all seen Beverly Hills Cop. It's supposed to be a banana (possible nsfw content on page)
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Guess who is arguing she shouldn't start her 11 year prison sentence because she keeps getting pregnant
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| Wed March 01, 2023 |
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Guy loses Michelin star. No, not guy, Guy
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Today SCOTUS hears arguments about the right of secession, of New Jersey, from a NY/NJ waterfront authority. This is outrageous somehow
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Oh no. New money New Yorkers are invading Palm Beach and now I can't get reservations at the club, or my baby into private school, or even a tennis court reservation. And they have the sheer gall to drive their Maybacks during the day
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Florida court rules that a fetus is not a person
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The SCOTUS MAGAts tried their absolute hardest to utterly screw Biden and every one of the millions of Americans who need student debt relief, but just couldn't find any actual, legal reason to do so. Which just means they'll have to make one up
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The SCOTUS MAGAts tried their absolute hardest to utterly screw Biden and every one of the millions of Americans who need student debt relief, but just couldn't find any actual, legal reason to do so. Which just means they'll have to make one up
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The headline and tag say it all
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| Mon February 27, 2023 |
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The kids are still alright, cause they're still hanging out at mall food courts
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Good luck with that...oh wait, the SCOTUS is looking into it?
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Good luck with that...oh wait, the SCOTUS is looking into it?
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Ahead of Tues oral arguments on student loan forgiveness, SCOTUSblog hosts 4 perspectives:1 libertarian, Presidents shouldn't do things I don't like; 2 teacher's union, people are hurting; 3 Cato, but my money; 4 higher ed, legal expert, read the law
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Cryptobro Sam Bankman-Fried won't STFU
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Maine Madness
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| Fri February 17, 2023 |
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This is what happens to society when teens are exposed to the evils of drag races
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Obvious: TX AG Ken "Felonious Punk" Paxton is suing the Biden administration. Dumbass: to try to overturn a Spending bill passed by Congress because proxy voting was allowed. Obvious again: he's mostly upset about the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act
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Obvious: TX AG Ken "Felonious Punk" Paxton is suing the Biden administration. Dumbass: to try to overturn a Spending bill passed by Congress because proxy voting was allowed. Obvious again: he's mostly upset about the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act
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A fine demonstration of professional courtesy
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You may not be able to break this tackle, Alvin
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Apparently if you kill someone with a 'Samurai' sword they make you wear one of those politically incorrect sumo costumes in court
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Tucker in court: We knew there was no fraud in the election. Tucker on his show (last night): How did Biden get 15 million more votes than Obama?
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Realizing they're going to lose the Dominion lawsuit, Fox News begins the Bargaining stage. "Fox News on Thursday told a judge that Dominion Voting Systems has no evidence to support its staggering $1.6 billion damages claim"
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Realizing they're going to lose the Dominion lawsuit, Fox News begins the Bargaining stage. "Fox News on Thursday told a judge that Dominion Voting Systems has no evidence to support its staggering $1.6 billion damages claim"
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But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed a Republican's hope of overturning Arizona election results, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
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But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed a Republican's hope of overturning Arizona election results, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it
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| Fri February 10, 2023 |
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Michael Irvin has filed a $100 million lawsuit against the female employee who accused him of alleged misconduct on Sunday night, which led to NFL Network removing him from its Super Bowl 2023 coverage. So, he threw the challenge flag?
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In the first 4 games since the departure of Kyrie Irving, Cam Thomas, who was averaging 10.0 points per game this season, has done a great job replacing Kyrie... by scoring 44, 47, 43, 20 and one gay-slur
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The Las Vegas Strip now has its own dedicated courtroom. Philly stadium courtroom nods in approval
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The Las Vegas Strip now has its own dedicated courtroom. Philly stadium courtroom nods in approval
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Illinois' amazing governor vows to protect abortion, other rights
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P Barnes unavailable for comment...he's retired
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| Thu February 09, 2023 |
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Orygun Supreme Court weighs in
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"I never wanted to send a message of hate" says convicted seditionist who jabbed at hero officer Eugene Goodman with a confederate flag
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SCOTUS: "Since we can't agree on how to act ethically, we're going to continue letting each other act unethically, and there's nothing you can do to stop us"
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Deutsche Bank to US Court: That settlement Epstein signed with his victim should release us from this lawsuit over facilitating his crimes. Also DB to Shareholders: have $18M to cover stock price drops because of our facilitating Epstein's crimes
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Tik-tok "star" who accused a Idaho professor of killing the four murdered students based on her reading of Tarot cards, and was sure she'd win a defamation suit filed against her, has just lost it by default. Also may need some new cards
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Tik-tok "star" who accused a Idaho professor of killing the four murdered students based on her reading of Tarot cards, and was sure she'd win a defamation suit filed against her, has just lost it by default. Also may need some new cards
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Want to read the 'Court of Thorns and Roses' book series while attending school in Florida? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
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Walmart wins lawsuit claiming its Great Value Fudge Mint cookies lack fudge and mint. Knowledgeable consumers don't expect generic Walmart snacks to contain actual food
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If the Supreme Court strikes down race-based affirmative action, institutions could replace it with preferential admissions based on economic disadv . . . hey, stop laughing, this is serious
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College basketball game delayed due to: C) Improper assembly of the court
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"69 problems on the bench for New Jersey courts." Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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| Sun February 05, 2023 |
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Naked, yelling and terrorizing others with a toilet plunger is no way to go through life, Iowa hotel guest
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Well that doorbell prank escalated quickly
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Well that doorbell prank escalated quickly
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Gabriel + Eno = not a headline from 1974
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Trump 2016 campaign has settled with staffer who sued them over the NDA she had to sign, paying $450,000. More importantly, the settlement negates the NDAs 422 other staffers had to sign, meaning they are now free to speak out about what they saw
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Trump 2016 campaign has settled with staffer who sued them over the NDA she had to sign, paying $450,000. More importantly, the settlement negates the NDAs 422 other staffers had to sign, meaning they are now free to speak out about what they saw
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NC Supreme Court: We don't need no stinkin' democracy
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| Sun January 29, 2023 |
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