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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Remember that one time when Angelina Jolie gave Brad Pitt wood?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Imagine having so much free time that this is what you decide to freak out about
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple finds out that kissing with their face masks on makes their fellow plane passengers 'want to throw up' rather than getting the normal plane sex in the seats (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Baby, don't hurt me / Don't hurt me no more
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Because the all the finest sex tips come from Business Insider
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No, Coronavirus did not kill off weddings, but it did change them irrevocably
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
To Pokemon fans this looks like the perfect Pokemon-themed engagement ring, while at the same time, everybody else who actually has a life will see something entirely different
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Wedding postponed? You can get a rain check registry from Domino's
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Wed June 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the virus, can I get married in Wales now? Short answer: aye. Long answyrr: Gydol yr amser ers i'r cyfyngiadau gael
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, thermostat ettiquete is a thing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Hold out all you people who have been living off the measly $1,200 the US government gave you way back when, a second coronavirus stimulus payment could be approved by Congress by August 8. Maybe it will last you until the second wave passes
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dude who claims he's had sex with 'plenty' of chicks all through lockdown is definitely not exaggerating. Oh no (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 11, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After seven years, Kelly Clarkson can breathe for the first time
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Her eggs don't like you either
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Today is National Sex Day, let's celebrate by spicing up your sex life with these sizzling positions and roleplay tips
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Mon June 08, 2020
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
A new Harvard study advises couples to wear masks and avoid kissing while having sex. For some of you, this just means go on having sex like you normally do
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The "Tiger King" plot thickens: Handwriting experts say the Will of Carole Baskin's husband was forged
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
June 1, 2020: The day the UK made it illegal to have sex with a person from another home in your own home
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Big Gay Wedding Economy Boom
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Fri May 29, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover new sex hormone in fish that could lead to new infertility treatments in people. It's all about 'dat bass
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Cut)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before some people started to have clandestine meet-ups for sex due to the coronavirus pandemic
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know who I think of as a source for bread recipes? Not Trojan condoms. And yet, here we are
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
The Arizona mall shooter came with 90 rounds and was targeting couples. Then the AR-15 jammed
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Apparently "Temptation Island" is considered essential entertainment
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Turns out hiding at home from a possibly lethal virus is not as sexy as it sounds. The same reason "The Purge" is a lousy date night movie
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Official guidance suggests those without a permanent sexual partner come to mutually satisfactory agreements with like-minded individuals
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Proving once again that the Internet was a huge mistake, White Supremacists build a site to dox interracial couples
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles offer Lincoln Financial Field for free wedding ceremonies for front-line workers. Here's hoping guests remember to throw rice and not batteries
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Warning: You may want to back away slowly from this article about a man who's been 'dating a ghost' for two years and now all of a sudden fears she's cheating on him by bonking other men during the coronavirus lockdown (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fans of porn star Honey Gold you still have a chance with her, she says she'd 'definitely' sleep with you (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My husband is lax about social distancing and thinks it's a big joke; we're disagreeing, and I worry he's putting at risk. We keep fighting about it. What will it take to get him to realize this is a true pandemic?"
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Hustler Hollywood in San Antonio providing drive by sex toys. Asinine tag used because you know where they gonna end up
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Fri April 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: Your wedding venue says your reservation is cancelled. Worse: It's charging you 80% of the cancellation fee
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Thu April 23, 2020
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Wedding get put on hold due to the pandemic? Miller High Life will pay you 10 grand and and send an officiant to your house to do the honors, as long as you're good with not having actual beer at your reception
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Sun April 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanks to the coronavirus, many couples about to get married are concluding that they don't need to have a wedding after all
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cancelled wedding plans? Here's a year's worth of Busch Beer to console yourself. So, win?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Here are some tips to have a hot Coronavirus date night
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With this hand I hand thee the toilet paper
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With this hand I hand thee the toilet paper
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Flamingos form firm friendships, prefer pink pals
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some couples are so embarrassed by the truth they lie about where they met. Tell us your story
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(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS deposits first wave of stimulus checks. Not yours, or course
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
People are pissed off about couple-spreading on the sidewalks. No, that's not what it means, get your mind out of the gutter and back onto the sidewalk
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
With nothing better to do, sexless couples on lock down rediscover the nasty. I'll be in my bunker
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