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Mon August 10, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey now, you're a cough star, got no mask on, get slayed
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes. Or no. Or maybe. But maybe not, too. Cool graphics, though
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The stupid, it burns like a fever and dry cough. Or a cherry from a cigarette
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Tue August 04, 2020
(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after intentionally coughing on cancer patient at Pier 1
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some completely unknown reason, parents don't want their children to attend school in-person. *cough cough*
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Fri July 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
PA *cough cough cough* NIC
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wanting to remain out of Sauron's *cough*CHINA*cough* eye, global wealth managers are checking to see if their Hong Kong clients have ties to the pro-democracy movement
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Sat July 18, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. The victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
24-year old TX woman who spent 80 days in the hospital because of Coronavirus says she regrets not wearing a mask. "Maybe if I would have listened and worn a mask I would have avoided all this" Wait until she gets the bill
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
That big Fourth of July party on the lake has led to a Covid-19 outbreak. No, the other party on the lake. No, the other other party on the lake
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
*cough*bullshiat*cough*
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Disney presents their new Russian Roulette ride, offering mask-free Covid-19 zones for guests to relax and ... cough cough ... excuse me, I don't feel so hot
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Fri July 10, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Starbucks to require customers to wear face masks in-store, which decreases your odds of spreading the virus, but also increases the odds that the barista misspells your name on your cup
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I've got COVID. Film at eleven
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Cough on a child at Yogurtland? That's a firing
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upset by Spirit Airlines bag fee? Try grabbing a metal dustpan and beating the agent over the head with it. When the cops show up, cough on them and claim you have COVID-19. Ding-- you are now free to move about the Orlando jail
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Department of Health demands that 3 gyms comply with shutdown order and close within 26 minutes, or face legal action. Fark: "Liquor licenses at two gyms were suspended as a result of their continued operation over the last few days"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Cough at paramedics? that's a jailin'
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
While you're swimming, perhaps. Otherwise, NO
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
For a organically distanced and non-contact sport, that tennis match put together by Novak Djokovic in Serbia and Croatia is coughing up a lot of infections
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Sat June 20, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Coughchella 2020 is here! Trump promotes Volksgerminderp, live from Tulsa. 8pm ET start
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Children's Robitussin and Dimetapp cough medicines recalled due to potential lawsuits because that little plastic cup on the cap is a wee too big
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Law.com)
 
 
 
Since the Governor says reports of rising Covid-19 reports is simply due to increased testing, time to start bringing back in person jury trials ... cough cough
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
The pit bull is an unusual color, Voss said, and he believes the motive for stealing the dog was to bread the dog. Corndog bites man
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The Red Cross is testing every blood and platelet donation for COVID-19 antibodies. You can't go in if you're showing symptoms, but it beats coughing on rich people and waiting for their tests to come back
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Tell your mom to get ready to be busy
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Thu June 04, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
When teargas teams up with coronavirus: the chemical agent seeps into homes, contaminates food, furniture, skin and surfaces, and can cause long-term lung damage
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
"People with sneeze fetish have divided feelings about the pandemic." People without a sneeze fetish: "sneeze fetish, what the fark?"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police *cough*CHINA*cough* ban Hong Kong's Tiananmen Square vigil for the first time
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
Weeners
 
Are you pandemic-buying hot dogs like a weiner-crazed hotdog nut? Hotdogs are flying off the shelves at supermarkets these coronavirus days
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well I will bike 500 miles and I will bike 200 more, just to bring my daddy safe back home, even though he's sick and sore
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Coronavirus could soon be detected by sneezing or coughing onto a phone. As a bonus, coronavirus can also be spread that way
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain says anyone who develops a lack of taste will need to self-isolate. So bad news, Manchester United fans
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Attention Zoo Visitors: Please do not cough on the Dynamite Monkey. Thank you
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
It tastes like bubblegum and cough medicine, it's 15% alcohol and has as much caffeine as 10 cans of coke. Just what you need for a night out robbin'
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police pop punks for pandemic pranks
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Mon May 11, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
More reasons to never get on the buffet line, experiment shows just how fast a virus spreads in a buffet
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Fri May 08, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors in Paris identify first French man who surrendered to Covid-19
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors in Paris identify first French man who surrendered to Covid-19
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pence's staff coughs up a viral infection. This is not a euphemism
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Another farker shares their personal experience with COVID-19. TL;DR? Please remember you can have it and not feel very sick
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite closings, shutterings, and sales crashing, GM actually manages to cough up a small profit in Q1
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Mon May 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
What it might be like in America's public spaces once they re-open. Article leaves out the part where some idiot in a red hat runs up and coughs on you to stick it to Bill Gates
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Yakima County has highest rate of coronavirus infections on West Coast due to agricultural workers, prompting researchers to state "Yakima yaks, don't cough back"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fire was lit, food was prepped, beer was flowing, mistakes were made, cook was salvaged, bourbon was sipped and lessons were learned. Looking for follow up green to the bbq thread from the other day
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
How safe is grocery shopping during this pandemic? It depends on how many people sneeze on the squash, cough on the cauliflower, or perform unnatural acts with eggplants. What? Don't judge, you haven't seen my local Kroger
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮 You are the champions. You are the champions. No time for losers, like you in the White House ... well that's how I would have wrote it
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The States and Feds apparently can't get any decent COVID-19 testing off the ground, but apparently Rite Aid can
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's how you reopen a city, not by waving a magic wand or crossing your fingers
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Wed April 29, 2020
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Teacher's cunning plan of urging of COVID patients to "cough on Trump" doesn't turn out so well
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Visualization shows how "tiny invisible droplets from a single cough" can spread across an entire airplane. Add this to your nightmare fuel for the next time you take a flight
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC says you may be ill, if you've got headache, fever, and a chill. if you are you're out of luck, 'cause nobody gives a
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Missouri pork plant workers say they can't cover mouths to cough, and that's just boarish
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Medical Design Briefs)
 
 
 
"Please cough into your phone." *Cough hack wheeze* "Processing. Congratulations. You have Covid-19." (phone uploads your entire location history for last week to local health department)
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(Medical Design Briefs)
 
 
 
"Please cough into your phone." *Cough hack wheeze* "Processing. Congratulations. You have Covid-19." (phone uploads your entire location history for last week to local health department)
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Doctor who came out of retirement to help amid COVID-19 pandemic develops illness himself
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Coronavirus symptoms include fever, phantom limbs, coughing...wait...go back one (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil's Bolsanaro manages to out-Trump Trump, by not just encouraging anti-lockdown protests, but LEADING them... all while coughing
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Sun April 19, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Symptoms of Covid-19 include dry cough, fever, amputation
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Sat April 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I went to Albertson's twice a day," "I went to Sam's. I went to Walmart. I went to Lowe's. I used the gas pumps. I mean I just wasn't careful. God knows where I got it. The bad thing is I might have spread to somebody. I feel bad about that"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a *cough*
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Dry, wet, barking, hacking." Wine, dog, or cough descriptors?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The FDA coughs up an approval for the first COVID saliva test
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(World Economic Forum)
 
 
 
It's the microdroplets, stupid
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Symptoms of coronavirus include cough, fever, too much darn sex (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman tests positive for coronavirus despite not leaving the house in 3 weeks. I mean, yeah, her husband leaves the house. And that one lady came by
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"As deputies took him into custody, Florida Man, threatened them and then coughed and blew at them from the back of a patrol car, saying, "I hope you die. I hope you catch corona. I hope the coronavirus, I hope it latches on to you,"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman stays home three weeks to avoid danger. There's a knock at the door. You can imagine what happens next
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