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Tue August 04, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I like your new mini-van. "Thanks, it has a pocket"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yes, Tyson Foods named the former head of Alphabet's 'X' new CEO, OK?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Improving costs and efficiencies in a down market, Euro-bank HSBC is firing 35,000 faster
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think the vaccine will be the cure-all? With all the complications and lasting problems being identified we're looking at $BILLIONS in long-term medical costs
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Newly launched Perseverance rover just bankrupted America as it cost 0.0058% of the federal budget and a whooping 1.2% of NASA's budget. That's a big farking deal
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Wed July 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank reports a small 2nd-quarter profit despite loan losses, mostly from its laundering and international graft departments
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
1 in 4 American cars are at least 16 years old. Not that there's anything affordable on $600/week unemployment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer's CEO says Donnie's executive orders overhauling U.S. drug pricing will cause 'enormous destruction.' Good luck Hamptons real estate agents, yacht builders, golf club pros, personal chefs, and high-end hookers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JetBlue lands deeply in the red
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Soooo...$9.9 billion to Live Nation then?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Schindler lists 2000 new job cuts
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Coke to remove all products containing brains in an effort to exit the niche zombie market
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
NepaGrift 2.0
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump Admin 'spiritual advisor' Paula White: Same-Sex relationships are a sin. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to openly pray in front of the cameras, followed by a haircut and lunch at Red Lobster
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tower of London Beefeaters forced to settle for Steak-Ums and "variety meats"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Without having to actually pay for, you know, actual surgeries and doctor's visits, the US' largest health insurer more than doubled its profit in Q2
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Bad gas at the Stillwater Kum & Go' is the name of my western romance novel
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Weinstein victims to Judge: Yeah that $19 million settlement fund SOUNDS like a lot of money, but he had so many victims that it's going to only net us about $7,500-20,000 per
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
That which kills Carnival's passengers can only make it stronger
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an inscrutable zen move, a strip club has decided to open up without strippers
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
From floating guts and 'sticky' blood to the inevitable out-of-network and "MUST BE PRECERTIFIED" costs - how to perform surgery in space
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo preparing to fire thousands even as it continues to rake in millions
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo now says it will donate that $400mil it somehow, totally accidentally received from the PPP to small businesses. Interest rates can be negotiated at a later date
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
United warns 36,000 employees that they may not be United after October 1st
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you take a regular laser beam, and then compress it like a spring, so it all arrives at the same time, it REALLY hertz
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Thu July 02, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Putting zinc on wheat leaves for bread could increase nutritional content, reduce sunburn
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(South Dakota Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
South Dakota's governor is paying for the Rushmore fireworks with $350,000 from a fund of taxpayer money designated for SD economic development. She also hope the feds will chip in for the costs of the rest of the Trump visit. Good luck with that
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coronavirus brings American decline out in the open. Sorry, admins, there's no way to snark this
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Streaming services really are the new cable
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Acting talent is expensive. Disney's just trying to cut costs
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Photobombs kick up a lot of dust sometimes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
While swimming in Louisiana is legal, swimming in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium is not
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO says it is 'hard' to avoid furloughs, since if they don't they might see their bonuses drop and that must be avoided at all costs ... okay, so maybe he didn't say the last part. Out loud, anyway
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Luca Brasí found at Bass Pro
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Digital shopping cart abandonment poses a serious threat to online retailers. Subby can't imagine how you got distracted reading this article when you had over a million dollars worth of Trump merchandise in your cart
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Macy's is cutting 3900 corporate jobs in a new restructuring. In other news, Macy's still had 3900 corporate jobs it could afford to cut
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Mon June 22, 2020
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
White House will still host Fourth of July event this year, despite pandemic. In other news, people apparently checking Tik Tok for info on tickets
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India goes on war footing on the border with China : we will not tolerate China's BS any longer... 2020, what a year
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
How has Trump's presidency been an abject failure? Let Maddow count the ways
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that things are supposedly getting better, HSBC is back to cutting 35,000 jobs. Thank you for your dedication and patience in this troubling time
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This one strange trick guarantees that your trip to Florida will be the best trip ever
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Thu June 11, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Speed of space storms is key to protecting astronauts and satellites from radiation, getting their origin stories truly authentic
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mall operator realizes this might not be the best time to buy another mall operator
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Police Chief to police union: New contract? Your mean THIS new contract? ****RRRRRIIIIP***
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Three-headed tail wags German bank dog
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Being a Trump kook costs a woman her scholarship. Also demonstrates a lack of brains to be a Trump fan. Colleges generally want students who have brains, so it's understandable
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Thu June 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Carpenter Technology lays out a blueprint to cut its workforce by 20% and furlough other employees. jeesus, that's gotta hurt
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The postponed Tokyo Olympics could be downsized and simplified, possibly to three rings and a stack of Nintendos
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Wed June 03, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Did you know that to save SHIELD, the Agents have to save HYDRA? Subby did not know that On right now (10 EDT) on ABC
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Tue June 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather knocks out George Floyd's funeral bill
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Sun May 31, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
25 new Aston Martin DB5s to be produced complete with rear smoke screen, rear simulated oil slick, revolving number plates, fake machine guns and tyre slashers. Yours for a cool $3.4m. So do bring it back in one piece
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Sat May 30, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
May the odds be ever in your favor
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan won't let the sun go down on Nissan
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Wed May 27, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
NASA Chief says he's 'all in' for Tom Cruise to film on the Space Station. Together, they will defeat Xenu, and eventually send every single Scientologist into outer space
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Sun May 24, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In a major victory, a federal judge just struck down Florida's pay-to-vote system
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In news that is surprising to no one, most of the publicly traded companies kept the loans meant for small businesses
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo is a 5G truther (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Nothing flies like a Deere. Wait, what?
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Tue May 19, 2020
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Well, there's 1100 people who won't be coming for dat booty
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Doordash charges $16 for a $24 pizza, so the pizzeria bought its own pizzas and made money
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Sun May 17, 2020
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO warns of dangers of permanent remote work, citing the mental health costs of not being able to crush your employees' spirits and see the defeat in their eyes in person
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Fri May 15, 2020
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
IOC prepares to chip in $800 million to successfully get Tokyo Olympics over with in 2021
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Potbelly may shed some pounds due to lockdown
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Tue May 12, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber uses Zoom call to lay off 3,700 workers
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
When it comes to all-you-can-eat buffets, avoid the crab at all costs. And avoid the oysters if you live in a place that oysters don't
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. to remove Patriots from Saudi Arabia, dealing yet another blow to Bill Belichick
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There are Toyota Supra enthusiasts. Enthusiasts. So let's see why they're upset
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite closings, shutterings, and sales crashing, GM actually manages to cough up a small profit in Q1
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United announces plans to send 3,400 managers on a permanent vacation
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough responds to Trump tweet, tells him he's not well and should have VP Pence fill in for him while he gets himself checked out by mental health experts
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GrubHub apparently learned their business practices from the check-cashing "loan" industry
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Thu April 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you've always hated fighting for ground floor parking, riding in crammed elevators, sitting in dirty cafeterias, and those assclowns that always leave the coffee pot empty, you might be in luck
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
LabCorp sees a loss. Who knew all this testing would actually cost money?
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
One thing the pandemic has made absolutely clear: Those who are in charge of our country have absolutely no idea how much it costs to live in it
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Heinz to donate $1 million to support struggling diners, no doubt to help them ketchup
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tractor Supply finds a field of green
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryanair boss: there's no way I'm restarting the business with social distancing rules and empty middle seats. Ryanair can only make a profit when people are packed uncomfortably like the sardines they yearn to be
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(Science Direct)
 
 
 
How Donnie does it. From the Journal of Economic Psychology
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(AP News)
 
 
 
F1 is willing to renegotiate fees to have televised races without fans; stays firm on no passing
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Daydreaming about obscene luxury to distract yourself from COVID-19 lockdown? Here's what it costs to operate a private jet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During this difficult time for everyone, it's important not to forget the most innocent of victims: the landlords
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Could Cantor Fitzgerald be the investing name we remember as the tipping point for the next collapse?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Virgin soon to make it to first base 🚀 Soyuz production catches the virus 🚀 Hobbits steal a rocket launch from Europe 🚀 Help me Boris Johnson, you're my only hope 🚀 Your Rocket Report still can't afford low, low insurance costs for flying SpaceX
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan used to bet on Dunkin' Donut races
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: it only costs $620 to repair Trump's border wall each time smugglers saw through the bollards. Bad news: they sawed through it 18 times. Fark: in one month, in one small section of the wall
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good insulin news for once: Novo Nordisk will offer insulin free of charge for 90 days to diabetes patients who lost health insurance coverage because they lost their jobs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Turns out that most Americans would rather not sacrifice their loved ones at the altar of avarice
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"And so the sad irony here is that the protest was that they don't like being in this stay-at-home order, and they may have just created a need to lengthen it, which is something we're trying to avoid at all costs"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The end of college sports as we knew them in 3... 2
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
One way Illinois isn't a shiathole state: Changes worker's comp rules to presume that first responders and front-line workers were exposed to COVID-19 while on the job
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
News: German zoos are running out of money. Holy George Orwell: they may have to feed some animals to the others
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Eminent domain. Eminent domain never changes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Private island that is one of the richest zip codes in the country is having no problem getting COVID-19 tests for its residents
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Somewhere between 12 million and 35 Americans have already lost their health insurance along with their job. Thank goodness there isn't some sudden surge in health emergencies to force them into bankruptcy and homelessness too
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Want something else besides the virus to worry about? How about giant Asian hornets that will sting you dead?
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Help, HELP)
 
 
 
Duke Energy, Florida Power & Light, and Gulf Power Co. plan to use savings from lower-than-expected fuel costs to lower utility bills so the lights should still be on when Florida man gets home from the unemployment office sometime next month
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK's biggest supermarket chain responds to £600M taxpayer bailout by: (A) hiring more staff and restocking shelves, (B) investing in home delivery for quarantined customers, (C) giving shareholders a £900M dividend
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can we avoid another great depression?
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