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Fri February 15, 2019
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Certain word combinations almost always guarantee a Fark green-light. 'Serial urinator' are two such words for example
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Thu February 14, 2019
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Dog named "Donald Trump" shot after running wild and terrorizing livestock. Maybe the owner should have built a wall
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Wed February 13, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America has an abandoned corpse problem
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Tue February 12, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Q: What has 15 feet and is very confused? A: The Vancouver Police Department
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Mon February 11, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Due to lack of funding, the Martin County, KY sheriff is completely suspending law enforcement operations: "Lock your doors and load your guns," you're on your own
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Guy who lives near park in Tacoma, WA "Hey, anyone want to have a snowball fight?" Hundreds of strangers: "YES." Hilarity ensues
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida cops catch sex fugitive wearing "Father of the Year" shirt. State checks out
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Judge puts gavel to good use after bed bugs pour from lawyer's suit like convicts in a jail break
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Tue February 05, 2019
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Let's drive this seven ton sno-cat out on the ice. What could happen
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(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Well I would walk 5 brutal miles, and I would walk 5 miles more, just to be the man who walked 10 miles through brush while naked, on drugs, and in the snow
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Fri February 01, 2019
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
♪♪ Gramma's in the basement / causing all the dead scent / missing for three years / who the heck's been paying rent?♪♪
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Revenge is a dish best served cold out of a water bottle and onto baby's face as payback, at least according to this Mother of the Year
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Wed January 30, 2019
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Shady sheriff actually owned the domain for the department's website, promptly turned it off as he left office
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(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
Man spends month in jail for possession of laundry detergent, proving once again that you never want to cross Snuggles the fabric softener bear
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Mon January 28, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♬ Deputy you OK? Deputy is OK, he is OK, barely.... You've been hit by... car was flipped by... a huge mineral ♬
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Sun January 27, 2019
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
This one is just right
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Fri January 25, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing 3-year-old Casey Lynn Hathaway has been found alive in NC. Developing story
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Thu January 24, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kid in back seat calls shotgun, 2nd Amendment edition
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Wed January 23, 2019
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
In the midnight hour, he cried "Horse, horse, horse"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
In a surprise to absolutely no one, article about Florida Man also contains the words "alcohol played a role"
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Sat January 19, 2019
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ Someday, when you are older / you could get hit by a boulder / When you're lying there, cold and bitter / the police will post on twitter ♪
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Fri January 18, 2019
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is a gang of serial killers murdering young men across the country? Possibly. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Thu January 17, 2019
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Did you lose your ass in Illinois? The Sheriff on Monroe County found it
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Wed January 16, 2019
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Today's mad lib headline: Louisville man's death at site of cockfighting ring found to be from hypothermia
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Mon January 14, 2019
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fugitive leaves 'I'm not here' message on mattress while playing hide-and-seek with cops
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Fri January 11, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
The little town of Gordon, Wisconsin (pop. 645) is about to get a lot of visitors. Jayme Closs, abducted almost three months ago, has been found alive
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Thu January 10, 2019
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Three people wounded in strip club shooting. No arrests have been made, and the circumstances behind the shooting, where the gun was concealed, are not yet known
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(Komo)
 
 
 
"Jesus Christ, I'm a Sheriff" said a highly intoxicated Michigan Sheriff. "But I've got this here flaming sword of justice," said Jesus. Fair enough
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Wed January 09, 2019
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Good: honoring a police officer shot to death in the line of duty. Questionable: by naming a shooting range after him
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Tue January 08, 2019
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Alabama officials warn motorists not to eat chicken tenders spilled on highway
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sorry the apartment is a little methy
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Sun January 06, 2019
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Man charged with domestic battery after throwing pizza in his father's face after learning his dad helped deliver him at birth
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Sat January 05, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
I guess she needed glasses
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stand Your (Play)Ground
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Tue January 01, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫ Under the sea, Under the sea / Move your narcotics, Where it's aquatic, Take it from me / Smuggle by land, You have no fun, Got to hide packets in your bum / Down here we gloatin', Our cocaine's floatin', Under the sea ♫
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida Men almost become legends with this heist
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Sun December 30, 2018
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ it's a lion, get in the ... well anywhere
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Fri December 28, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Santa doesn't have any kids?
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Tue December 25, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Fugitive found hiding in suitcase, won't be permitted to carry on anymore
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Sat December 22, 2018
(Denton Record-Chronicle)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for hate group member who was too Proud to show up in court to face death threat charges
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Thu December 20, 2018
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Why can't they ever just skip over the murder and go right to the suicide? Florida tag beats Irony tag for shooting by school cop
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The Jefferson County Sheriff's Office tracked down the missing residence Wednesday morning"
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Wed December 19, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Sometimes bringing a knife to a gunfight works
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Mon December 17, 2018
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
White guy with ladder and a baseball bat goes into extra innings on red light camera. He refuses to drop the bat and the sheriff deputy's taser malfunctions, and, well, let's just say the guy was white, so you can guess the rest
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Sun December 16, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers seem to be really working
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Wed December 12, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Amazon worker cuts out porch pirates, steals gift cards, electronics, eyebrow pencils from distribution center. Should have used more pencil on mustache instead
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Mon December 10, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Concealing 12 inches in his pants prompts deputies to launch a manhunt
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(WDTV Bridgeport)
 
 
 
Like the start of every X-file episode ever: A search is underway after police find the ATV that four missing men were last seen riding, parked near the entrance of an abandoned, and supposedly sealed coal mine in WV
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After checking her ID twice, calling her supervisor, and talking to the patient, the police officer still believed the woman wearing scrubs was part of an elaborate ruse to work as a nurse while black
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Fri December 07, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
We've all wished we could use the HOV lane at times, but some of us wish it more than others
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(Komo)
 
 
 
We've all wished we could use the HOV lane at times, but some of us wish it more than others
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Officer who died in Thousand Oaks Bar shooting was shot by good guy with gun
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man steals women's sneakers minutes after Kohl's job interview to gift to his mom, who is undoubtedly very proud
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Thu December 06, 2018
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas County Commissioner's daughter: Daddy, I want a cheap house. County Commissioner: OK daughter, let me just falsify some court records and kick some random schmuck out of his house with armed cops and put up a sign that it's ours now
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Fri November 30, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman: I saw you masturbating on the beach | Man: I was merely airing them out, ma'am (with mugshot)
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Just three horses out on the town having themselves a grand old time with an entire police force out trying to bring them in
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Thu November 29, 2018
(KGET Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(Island Ad-Vantages)
 
 
 
ATM machine in woods is a prank. Police warn public against entering PIN number and are currently tracing a VIN number to find out who left it there
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Wed November 28, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Deputies are hoping someone can help them find a man wanted for stealing a truck and motorcycle. But deputies say the man's girlfriend is also in trouble for trying to hide a meth pipe in her baby's dirty diaper.'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman and baby killed in 'bear attack.' Now tell me again why we need to arm bears?
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Mon November 26, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what sort of "character requirements" would keep a Australian out of New Zealand?
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Sat November 24, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
That Black Friday Eve mall shooting where a good cop with a gun killed the shooter? Turns out he probably wasn't the shooter
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Fri November 23, 2018
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Two teens steal an airplane and manage to fly and land it successfully. WTFark?: They got to the private airstrip by stealing a tractor
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Mon November 19, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not sure what is worse: That he had sex with a miniature horse, or that the horse's name was mentioned in the report, or that he thought to use protection (with mugshot)
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Sun November 11, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Georgia jail inmates write letter honoring fallen officer
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
It's like unclaimed freight but with dead people
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man on Tinder: I need someone to tie me up. Wait, what are you doing with my TV and credit cards? COME BACK
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Thu November 08, 2018
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Another day, another mass shooting, this one a bar in California leaving 13 dead including the shooter and a cop. Instead of a clock, maybe a metronome is better?
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter situation underway in a bar in Thousand Oaks, California
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Mon November 05, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida or Dumbass? Both: There must be fifty ways to leave your lover. This way was not in the lyrics
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
K-9 officer killed in Michigan by fleeing suspect. Hug your dog a little closer tonight, and say a prayer for Axe
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Sun October 28, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Terry Mines, a Trinity County Supervisor, said it was unclear whether a sheriff is legally obligated to come to work to do the job voters elected (and still pay) him to do"
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Fri October 26, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Parachuting pup could receive first license to skydive without human. Military K-9s laugh, say try doing it while humans are shooting at you
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Thu October 25, 2018
(KTRE Lufkin)
 
 
 
Watch out, escaping perps. Here comes the JUDGE
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Tue October 23, 2018
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Three high school students sickened after eating cereal bar laced with pot. Could this be the sign of a budding cereal killer?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man killed inside Happy Place bar had previously been shot there. See, that's why it's always better to just take a cab
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Mon October 22, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Add palm trees to list of things that can kill you in Florida. So, stay alert, don't get caught napping
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Sun October 21, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Music note, Eling with dove, Marilyn Monroe sugar skull bird, flower, love on inside of lip, wish your heart makes the human world is a mess, mermaid, we're all mad here, cat pineapple, airplane, butterfly, my story isn't over, just keep swimming, fish
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