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Thu July 19, 2018
(Hudson Valley 360)
 
 
 
Recently elected coroner resigns after...er, it doesn't say. Maybe somebody came back to life on the slab or something. And what's it like to campaign for coroner? So many questions
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out GOP politician who supported a GOP pedophile is a pedophile
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Mon July 16, 2018
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
If you live in Daviess County Kentucky and are missing a rhino, the sheriff's department would really like to speak to you
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Student rescued after climbing tree to escape wolves. No word if she was rescued by eagles, or how many dwarves were with her
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Thu July 12, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Alabama will no longer allow its sheriffs to starve their prisoners in order to create surplus funds in the food budget that they can then pocket as a salary enhancement. Small steps
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
It took a Taser to arrest a kicking, scratching, biting councilwoman, Kansas cops say. Why yes, this article does include what is perhaps the best mugshot ever
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Miracle' baby saved after being buried alive for nine hours, is immediately given medical treatment and David Blaine's business card
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man critical after hammer assault. Yeah, all his best works were in the '90s, I know
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
State Police crush ten plant grow op(erator) with bulldozer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Some videos absolutely require being sped up and overlaid with the Benny Hill theme, and this one of Florida Man's attempted murder-by-tractor is on that list
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Sun July 08, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sisters invent system that alerts parents their child was left behind in the car. It's called the Dumbfark Alarm
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Thu July 05, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
FL man injured after holding lit mortar in hand. Yes, alcohol was involved. (w/video of incident)
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Blue lives matter, unless you pull your scrotum out at a bar party, then you just get fired
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Wed July 04, 2018
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Wildfire started by Next Generation Climate Justice Action Camp, which isn't the next horrible superhero movie
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, having a neighbor shoot microwaves into your brain would be cause for alarm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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Tue July 03, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your woman was so drunk/high that she fell out of your SUV this morning, Tampa PD would like to speak with you (w/video)
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's finally happening: the authorities are coming to take your guns. Well, at least if you're this screaming Florida woman arrested for chasing people around with a samurai sword
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls cops to report 6-foot stone statue of Jesus that he left on his driveway disappeared. Jesus probably stayed out late getting plastered, will return later
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jahi McMath declared dead. This time for real
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Police underdog Nacho helps sniff out $1 million worth of meth in a subwoofer box
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Tue June 26, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Goochland mom shoots man who flew around the world to meet her daughter. The real question here is, how do they pronounce Goochland???
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I had a gator, he'd ride under the trailer. And we would all together roll around in the parking lot, me and the sheriff and my gator
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
What does it mean when police say a person was found dead but circumstances "were not suspicious?"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Cop shoos bear out of a Subaru Outback
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
"Well, the state gave us an additional $500,000 that we didn't ask for. Guess we better go ahead and spend it"
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
WTF Oklahoma
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast
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Mon June 18, 2018
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Butte coroner charged with DUI, police say arrest was unremarkable
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Sat June 16, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Florida Man Florida man. Florida man likes drinkin', man He gets pulled over, drinks a beer. Florida man
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
Boobies
 
The Suspect is Topless, I repeat, Topless (sorry, no pic)
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
You know how they say your average pedophile looks like the nice guy next door? Not this guy
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
7 Utah teens injured when the car they were riding in went off the road on a steep curve. Look at the size of the car involved and you'll pretty much understand what led to the accident
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Kids find two "Pokemon balls" lying on ground, take them home to parents, who didn't know what they were either, so they left them on front porch, went inside. Detonation ensues
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You know how these clever police agencies offer to test your illegal drugs for you? This guy actually fell for it (with mugshot)
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Minnesota woman gets her head stuck up a coal-roller exhaust pipe, probably just saying hi to the driver, whose head is also stuck up his exhaust pipe
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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Tue June 12, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Vandals who painted "Hitler Brigde" on bike trail bridge really need some spelling lessons, jial time
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Mess with the bull
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Man beaten off at Brick's Road Park died from asphyxiation. Strike that. Reverse it
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Mon June 11, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Deputy accidentally drops his phone into woman's purse during DUI checkpoint. Now has to explain to bosses all the photos on it of women in lingerie in hotel rooms and texts about sending them gift cards
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
A cop could have a really great time transporting moonshine ...and eyeballs?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Female Georgia inmate caught with too many pencils and miscellaneous detritus in her prison purse
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Thu June 07, 2018
(KSFY Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Sheriff nips the problem of his deputy beating him in the primaries right in the bud
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
All town's residents called to inquest into missing man. All 12 of them. Bonus Fark: the town has been beset by feuds and bad blood for years
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Wed June 06, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"It's sad to say that that's someone's either daughter, mother or whatever," He said during televised interview, hours before the cops identified her as his mother and charged him with her homicide
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to fornicate in a Walmart parking lot, make sure that you've not already been 86ed from all Walmarts or have outstanding arrest warrants. Just sayin'
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Coroner's Office employee admits to selling heroin from morgue van. Story to the left, puns to the right
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Two 15-year-olds out to prank motorists with the ol' floating teddy bear gag apologize for devolving into the Case Of The Garroted Motorcyclist
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Thu May 31, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what is weirder: the fact that the burglar stole Old Spice deodorant or that he spells his name J-A-S-O-N-E
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
How jail guards haze newbies
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer Castle Doctrines his home from another off-duty officer who happened to be his brother coming by to say hi
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Wed May 23, 2018
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Plane crashes at Lookout Pass, witnesses say that's what the pilot was yelling as he glided in
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Manatee woman stabs boyfriend
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Sun May 20, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought diesels could run on liquid meth
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Thu May 17, 2018
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Is it pot or not?
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Human Bones Found Buried Under Trailer." To be fair, it was a burned-down, abandoned trailer that had sitting in a woman's back yard in Kentuck-- Say, has anyone seen Drew lately?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Deputies rescue two puppies and a kitten from a sinkhole. Your move, ducklings
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The State)
 
 
 
Please do not try to catch or play with the Kangaroo in Clarks Hill
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How'd you like to be the state trooper who responded to a jackknifed semi hauling 8 Bengal tigers?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Confucius say man who walks on train tracks with back to train will meet an unfortunate death and disdain
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Sat May 12, 2018
(My ND Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to come across a case of 40mm grenades, the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate a phone call from you
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Police chief blames "poor choice of words," says maybe dogs won't be killed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teenage boy seen in retention pond flailing and screaming about having been bitten before going under water. Police search the pond and find the body....of an adult woman. Wait, what?
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Parents of dead kid haven't used drugs for years, well okay they smoked a little bit of weed. Okay weed and a little bit of heroin. Alright weed a little bit of heroin and some Suboxone and that's it. So weed, heroin, Suboxone and meth but that's it
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon man has a successful test drive of his new $200,000 Lamborghini DeFenstera
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Mon May 07, 2018
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed in riding your lawn mower across town while intoxicated, try, try again
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Sun May 06, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"Hey, where'd all the crystal meth in the evidence locker go?"
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The CHICKENS all ran for it and got away, but the Manly Males stayed behind to fight
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Sometimes when you're out cruising drunk in your BMW, you really crave some waffles
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Mon April 30, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Antihero: Man scales fence capped with razor wire to escape life sentence. Dumbass: Man scales fence capped with razor wire to escape four-day sentence
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
That's what's wrong with politics today, the media reporting on crooked politicians
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Wed April 25, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"A man who had left notes at Washington state bus stops seeking to buy underage girls' underwear showed up for a meeting with an undercover detective with a gun, machete, hatchet, tarp, duct tape and camera"
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There, that should solve everything, right? We're all good now, right? Look, I'm just the Sheriff, it's not like I have to power to arrest and charge him with murder or anything. I mean, let's not be hasty here
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Thu April 19, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cause of death revealed for Southwest passenger. It wasn't the fish
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Woman calls police after discovering roommate has been sniffing her underwear, improperly using the futon cushion
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida woman allowed 2-year-old to smoke meth, roll marijuana joints which is totally fake news because no one has ever learned to roll a good joint in less than 2 years
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Ask not for whom the Art Bell tolls, it tolls for d-e-a-d
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Fri April 13, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
TV producer arrested in death of deaf sister. No hearing expected
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Wed April 11, 2018
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA District attorney is now reviewing a sex crimes case against Kevin Spacey
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Road Rage score: Mazda 3 hatchback 48, crotch rocket 3
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And now a story that will make all men wince in unison
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Fri March 30, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're the thief that stole the ashes of a police officer from his widow, be aware that you've urned the ire of the police
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I didn't have one, I'd steal it from my neighbor. And we would hit a sandbar, and be rescued by the sheriff, who'd wonder why I wasn't wearing my ankle monitor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Autopsy reveals that the Sacramento Police are the greatest trick-shooters in the world as they managed to shoot Stephon Clark 8 times in the back or side while he "advanced towards them" with a phone in his hand that they mistook for a gun
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Guy lusts after huge rack, grabs it
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Wed March 28, 2018
(929jack.com)
 
 
 
HOW TO: Break out of Jail like Indiana Jones under a closing garage door
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina police searching for man in gold jumpsuit. Has Mark Hamill been found?
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Isn't such a waste that people still throw out perfectly good human placentas into dumpsters? That's a meal for at least six people with just a few onions, carrots, potatoes
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