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Tue September 25, 2018
(KHQA Quincy)
 
 
 
When confronted with the imminent threat of bedtime, four-year-old Illinois brat goes with a.) screaming, b.) kicking or c.) Second Amendment Solution™
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Inmate escapes work crew, gets craving for sweet tea at same time deputy arrives for lunch
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Mon September 24, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Lou Ferrigno becomes honorary deputy. Just don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry
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Fri September 21, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
3 Wisconsin men arrested in Illinois with guns, drugs & monkey masks. To be fair, that's a normal night out in Wisconsin
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Wed September 19, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two mental health patients chained in back of sheriff's van drown as it's driven into floodwaters. Hopefully, the surviving cops will find someone to help them with their ensuing mental health issues
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Tue September 18, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Globe pulled from bear's head. Oh bother
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Sun September 16, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boy brings cocaine-filled balloons to school, sending 13 kids to hospital, is expected to be in really big trouble when he gets home
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Sat September 15, 2018
(WSET)
 
 
 
In times of struggle, strife, and turmoil, you can take comfort in knowing that there are always people out there making things worse
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Step 1: Break into Family Dollar during Florence, Step 2: Steal 5 cases of beer, dishwasher detergent pods and 5 bags of chips, Step 3: Call police to say that your house has been broken into and be drinking the beer when the cops show up to investigate
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Fri September 14, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Is it really stealing if you decide to keep 11 pounds of marijuana that washed up on the beach?
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Wed September 12, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
D.A. won't file charges against friends who uploaded video of themselves puppeteering body of O.D.'d friend with ropes while moving his mouth to the "Toy Story" theme song. Unknown when they'll receive NEA Grant
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Tue September 11, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The store's loss prevention manager received a tip that an employee had been eating three to five slices of ham nearly every day over eight years. Authorities say she also sometimes ate salami
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Sun September 09, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Media decides to shine a light on sheriffs who cheered Trump hating on the media. A little national attention for abusive creeps is always a good thing for the rest of us
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Fri September 07, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
We're not saying Burt Reynolds killed a man in Arizona in 1973...we're just saying someone ended up dead and Burt was there
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
We're not saying Burt Reynolds killed a man in Arizona in 1973...we're just saying someone ended up dead and Burt was there
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Now that's a cone of shame
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Mon September 03, 2018
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Woman dies in her jail cell after being refused medical care. Deputies don't even notice that she's dead for 6 hours and paramedics were never called despite there being a hospital across the street. DA: This is fine, no charges
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Fri August 31, 2018
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Not sure which massage school this guy went to, but we're pretty sure putting the scrotum in your mouth is not a standard massage move. Or at least costs extra
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
It's never good when a dad calls his teen daughter and says, "We gotta bury a body" (with that's-a-hard-18 mugshot)
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Trash-panda CSI coroner talks trash about Toronto's raccoon 'proof' er 'resistant' bins - with videos of the perps in action
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman in restraints ringing doorbells has been identified as a domestic abuse victim
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Tue August 28, 2018
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Guy hauled in for causing ruckus at Detroit's Dream Cruise. Includes most inspiring photo of pile of shaved deputies dogpiling atop longhair next to sweet '57 Pontiac Chieftain you'll ever see
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
That 13lbs of Fentanyl your local police department seized and vigorously commended themselves for? Yeah, just sugar
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't use an electric Shop-Vac to clean up a gasoline spill
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Mon August 27, 2018
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Bison grow tired of being in Indiana, decide to break free
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Fri August 24, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'Hedge clippers killer' escapes from jail, apparently upgraded to bolt cutters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Playboy model found strangled in her bedroom. Unclear at this time if she ever dated David Dennison
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Wed August 22, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Woman poses as deputy to help boyfriend escape county jail. Fark: Jail doesn't realize until two days later when a real deputy shows up to pick him up
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Tue August 21, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Colorado murder suspect comes up with story #7 regarding what happened to the victims. Next: Clown killers
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Mon August 20, 2018
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Iowa farmer dies after his tractor rolls on top of him
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Fri August 17, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Another earthquake strikes Virginia, laying waste to scores of lawn chairs that had only recently been set back upright after the last one
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Thu August 16, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Report: May-December romances don't survive when the 78-year-old girlfriend forgets to pay the damn DirecTV bill (with mugshot)
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Tue August 14, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Candidate who fails to secure a primary win takes it out on her campaign staff. News: Candidate who fails to secure a primary win takes out her campaign staff member
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Candidate who fails to secure a primary win takes it out on her campaign staff. News: Candidate who fails to secure a primary win takes out her campaign staff member
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Sun August 12, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man runs from police, ends up a pillar of the community
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Police rescue four women from a floating rainbow unicorn. Sadly, this is not a euphemism
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Thu August 09, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Tattoo-covered burglary suspect looks like someone wrote on Mel Gibson's face with a Sharpie
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Tue August 07, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to set off an M-80 under a police car? You don't have to be high on meth, but it helps
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Mon August 06, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong
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(MSN)
 
Weeners
 
This just in: streaking at a sporting event may get you deported. Degree of difficulty: deported from Canada ... while at a US sporting event
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Sat August 04, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
My 600-Lb. Death
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
My 600-Lb. Death
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Fri August 03, 2018
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Woman hits man with broom, lamp and ping-pong paddle, then cuts him with a kitchen knife. Colonel Mustard hospitalized in stable condition
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Thu August 02, 2018
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
This pirate burglar and his little face parrot will hornswaggle your heart and cash drawer to the sea shanty of $4000
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Wed August 01, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Runaway wheel sparks four different fires on highway. Driver says it picked a fine time to leave him
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Tue July 31, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County residents now able to send emergency texts to 911, finally allowing autocorrect to warn of the approach of an armed Florist Man
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man steals $100 worth of steaks, stuff them down inside his pants, and then made his getaway on a rainy day via a moped. That's a lot of work for some Walmart steaks
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Teenager unresponsive after lake rescue. Rescuers claim it's just a phase
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Sun July 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wife shoots husband for buying porn. Wait, who buys porn anymore?
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Sat July 28, 2018
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Hat trick complete
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream at the silly bastard stealing the ice cream truck
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Wed July 25, 2018
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Shiat's on fire, yo
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Tue July 24, 2018
(ACLU)
 
 
 
First rule of fight club: don't have fight club at the county jail, deputies. Second rule of fight club: don't serve fight club cake
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Hudson Valley 360)
 
 
 
Recently elected coroner resigns after...er, it doesn't say. Maybe somebody came back to life on the slab or something. And what's it like to campaign for coroner? So many questions
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out GOP politician who supported a GOP pedophile is a pedophile
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Mon July 16, 2018
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
If you live in Daviess County Kentucky and are missing a rhino, the sheriff's department would really like to speak to you
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Student rescued after climbing tree to escape wolves. No word if she was rescued by eagles, or how many dwarves were with her
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Thu July 12, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Alabama will no longer allow its sheriffs to starve their prisoners in order to create surplus funds in the food budget that they can then pocket as a salary enhancement. Small steps
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
It took a Taser to arrest a kicking, scratching, biting councilwoman, Kansas cops say. Why yes, this article does include what is perhaps the best mugshot ever
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Miracle' baby saved after being buried alive for nine hours, is immediately given medical treatment and David Blaine's business card
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man critical after hammer assault. Yeah, all his best works were in the '90s, I know
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
State Police crush ten plant grow op(erator) with bulldozer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Some videos absolutely require being sped up and overlaid with the Benny Hill theme, and this one of Florida Man's attempted murder-by-tractor is on that list
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Sun July 08, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sisters invent system that alerts parents their child was left behind in the car. It's called the Dumbfark Alarm
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Thu July 05, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
FL man injured after holding lit mortar in hand. Yes, alcohol was involved. (w/video of incident)
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Blue lives matter, unless you pull your scrotum out at a bar party, then you just get fired
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Wed July 04, 2018
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Wildfire started by Next Generation Climate Justice Action Camp, which isn't the next horrible superhero movie
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, having a neighbor shoot microwaves into your brain would be cause for alarm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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Tue July 03, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your woman was so drunk/high that she fell out of your SUV this morning, Tampa PD would like to speak with you (w/video)
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's finally happening: the authorities are coming to take your guns. Well, at least if you're this screaming Florida woman arrested for chasing people around with a samurai sword
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls cops to report 6-foot stone statue of Jesus that he left on his driveway disappeared. Jesus probably stayed out late getting plastered, will return later
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jahi McMath declared dead. This time for real
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Police underdog Nacho helps sniff out $1 million worth of meth in a subwoofer box
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Tue June 26, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Goochland mom shoots man who flew around the world to meet her daughter. The real question here is, how do they pronounce Goochland???
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I had a gator, he'd ride under the trailer. And we would all together roll around in the parking lot, me and the sheriff and my gator
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
What does it mean when police say a person was found dead but circumstances "were not suspicious?"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Cop shoos bear out of a Subaru Outback
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
"Well, the state gave us an additional $500,000 that we didn't ask for. Guess we better go ahead and spend it"
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
WTF Oklahoma
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast
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Mon June 18, 2018
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Butte coroner charged with DUI, police say arrest was unremarkable
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Sat June 16, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Florida Man Florida man. Florida man likes drinkin', man He gets pulled over, drinks a beer. Florida man
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
Boobies
 
The Suspect is Topless, I repeat, Topless (sorry, no pic)
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
You know how they say your average pedophile looks like the nice guy next door? Not this guy
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
7 Utah teens injured when the car they were riding in went off the road on a steep curve. Look at the size of the car involved and you'll pretty much understand what led to the accident
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Kids find two "Pokemon balls" lying on ground, take them home to parents, who didn't know what they were either, so they left them on front porch, went inside. Detonation ensues
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You know how these clever police agencies offer to test your illegal drugs for you? This guy actually fell for it (with mugshot)
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Minnesota woman gets her head stuck up a coal-roller exhaust pipe, probably just saying hi to the driver, whose head is also stuck up his exhaust pipe
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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Tue June 12, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Vandals who painted "Hitler Brigde" on bike trail bridge really need some spelling lessons, jial time
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Mess with the bull
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Man beaten off at Brick's Road Park died from asphyxiation. Strike that. Reverse it
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Mon June 11, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Deputy accidentally drops his phone into woman's purse during DUI checkpoint. Now has to explain to bosses all the photos on it of women in lingerie in hotel rooms and texts about sending them gift cards
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
A cop could have a really great time transporting moonshine ...and eyeballs?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Female Georgia inmate caught with too many pencils and miscellaneous detritus in her prison purse
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Thu June 07, 2018
(KSFY Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Sheriff nips the problem of his deputy beating him in the primaries right in the bud
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
All town's residents called to inquest into missing man. All 12 of them. Bonus Fark: the town has been beset by feuds and bad blood for years
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Wed June 06, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"It's sad to say that that's someone's either daughter, mother or whatever," He said during televised interview, hours before the cops identified her as his mother and charged him with her homicide
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're going to fornicate in a Walmart parking lot, make sure that you've not already been 86ed from all Walmarts or have outstanding arrest warrants. Just sayin'
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Coroner's Office employee admits to selling heroin from morgue van. Story to the left, puns to the right
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Two 15-year-olds out to prank motorists with the ol' floating teddy bear gag apologize for devolving into the Case Of The Garroted Motorcyclist
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Thu May 31, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what is weirder: the fact that the burglar stole Old Spice deodorant or that he spells his name J-A-S-O-N-E
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
How jail guards haze newbies
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