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Sat July 21, 2018
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Michigan high school stocks its classrooms with "safety buckets" ...just in case there's one of those everyday mass shootings
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man dies of heart attack in Disney World wave pool, will be posthumously renamed Bob
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't understand why betraying America to Russia makes Republicans angry. After all, that's pretty much been his whole act for the past decade
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't understand why betraying America to Russia makes Republicans angry. After all, that's pretty much been his whole act for the past decade
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
6 things to know about the Russian spy who totally didn't send Russian money to the NRA
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
6 things to know about the Russian spy who totally didn't send Russian money to the NRA
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Sat July 14, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After the carnage at Daytona, who'll be the first to punt Spinhouse? It's the You'll Get Over It 400 presented by Fark. Coverage from Drew Curtis' Kentucky Speedway begins at 7:30pm ET on NBCSN
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Pull over. No, you pull over
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One Farker's photos from the Trump protests in London (Some NSFW language)
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 202 Julia Budd vs Talita Nogueira, Eduardo Dantas vs Michael McDonald. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, Main card at 9 PM ET on Paramount Network
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Despicable Me
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If for any reason that the World's Ugliest Dog cannot fulfill her duties, the 1st runner up shall take over and be crowned the New World's Ugliest Dog
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Wed July 11, 2018
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Local police are pleased to report the naked woman found laying in the grass is fine, no crime was committed, and the blood on her was "naturally occurring"
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Tue July 10, 2018
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Officers executing search warrant for cocaine find: a) cocaine. b) methamphetamine. c) you don't want to know
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
PSA: A one hundred dollar bill should read "The United States of America" and not "for motion picture use only." Tag is for the clerks that took them
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into an escape room and the fact that you're reading this here will tell you how that went
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Mon July 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Youtuber locked in copyright battle. Fark: with himself
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Sun July 08, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Darwin may be impressed that you attempt to swallow a bag of evidence. Even more impressed that it is a bag of cocaine. But Darwin will not be deterred if you resist the police when they try to remove it
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Sat July 07, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The 4th has come and gone, but let's not forget the Firecracker 400 at Daytona. The festivities begin at 7pm ET on NBC
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Art Insititute closes. Students apparently not able to draw Tippy
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less hassle than having 20 gaming systems wired to your TV it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Shenmue I & II which are 10% off and launch Aug 21st. What have you been playing? Side note: what, if any, single board computers do you own?
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
In surprise move, European Parliament votes not to take your memes away. Report on the left, your favorite memes on the right
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bob's Big Boy restaurant mascot look-alike Kim Dotcom is likely to be extradited to the U.S
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Wed July 04, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you recently 'borrowed' a vehicle that turned out to be an unmarked police car, Glendale Police would like a word with you
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
The bizarro new proposed EU copyright regs would effectively make web site operators directly responsible for user posts -- for some sane comments about this, click here --
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Gives a whole new definition to weedline
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And what's the deal with the statute of limitations?
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
What do ice cream, coffee, and mice have in common? Aside from 'They taste terrible when blended with vodak'
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
US factories report faster-than-expected growth in June, will need to get new pants
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Sun July 01, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The happiest guy in the garage is on the pole for the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Overton's 400 at Chicagoland Speedway. 2:30pm EDT on NBCSN. Oh yeah. Dale Jr is in the booth in case you were in a coma
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Sat June 30, 2018
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The GettingMoreMoney Address: "8 score and 4 years ago, my great grandfather brought forth on this continent a new copyright, to which I still own exclusive rights no matter if the work lies fallow." US to extend copyright on sound to 144 years
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after stealing $65,000 worth of jewelry from man. Presumably she needed the money for more eyebrow pencils
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Why I drove 70 mph with my ex-boyfriend on the hood
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Thu June 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk accused of stealing farting unicorn. Is there no depth to which he will not stoop?
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Wed June 27, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If there is a God, Phoenix will never see another 122 degree day
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Mon June 25, 2018
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Some Trump supporters apparently think Sarah Sanders drove to CT for dinner
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Sun June 24, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series visits wine country and makes some right turns. It's the Toyota/Save Mart 350 at Sonoma Raceway. 3pm ET on FS1
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Internet to be turned off for an entire country because: a) net neutrality rules b) prevent copyright infringement or c) school exams?
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
23andMe donating DNA tests to help copyright the genes of families separated by the sturmtrumpers
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Thu June 21, 2018
(NBA)
 
 
 
WHO will be best dressed? WILL there be any awkwardly long and close hugs? WHICH foreign flavor of the month will end up getting repeatedly passed over? WHY does this sound like an Oscars thread? It's your NBA Draft Live Thread, 7:00 PM EDT
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Wed June 20, 2018
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Teenager sent to hospital because of venomous A: Snake? B: Spider? or C: Caterpillar?
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
The EU declares war on memes. Everybody panic
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
The EU declares war on memes. Everybody panic
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Old black water, keep on rollin'...Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shinin' on me
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Well, that's an adorable little wild ass
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If bitcoin ever became a widely used form of money, it could crash the internet, cause cats and dogs to live together, mass hysteria, Dogecoin to become the world's reserve currency
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If bitcoin ever became a widely used form of money, it could crash the internet, cause cats and dogs to live together, mass hysteria, Dogecoin to become the world's reserve currency
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
IHOb -- The "b" was for bullets
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
There's no Cup racing this weekend, so let's enjoy some Sunday Busch Series racing. The NASCAR Xfinity Series Iowa 250 presented by Enogen is on FS1 at 5pm ET
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Good thing trade wars are easy to win and Canada won't have time to play their trump card: just ignoring US inerlekchul property rights
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less spooky than checking your bank balance after a Steam sale it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Layers of Fear (free). Also X-COM Enemy Unknown Complete hits GOG at 80% off. What have you been playing? Side note, funny gaming stories?
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Thu June 14, 2018
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Snake me out to the ball game
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Trump administration moving forward on tent city for separated immigrant children. So it will be just like camp. Hopefully the kids can find some distractions so they don't concentrate too much
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Toucan escapes from zoo. Apparently Fruit Loops aren't the best way to lure one back
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(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
Man beaten off at Brick's Road Park died from asphyxiation. Strike that. Reverse it
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Mon June 11, 2018
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Not news: Airman goes AWOL, is tracked down and hauled in to jail by MPs. Fark: 35 years later
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Sun June 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The EU is determined to get itself cut off from the rest of the Internet
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After an exciting rain shortened Xfinity race on Saturday, today we will see the polar opposite. The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series Parade FireKeepers Casino 400 at Michigan is at 2pm ET on FOX
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
A safer place to hang out than that Barovian castle it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Fortified which is free (and you keep it forever it's not a free weekend thing). What have you been playing? Side note: worst game you ever bought?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
House of Fraser to close in latest retail casualty. Business analysts report changing tastes behind closure, as consumers are no longer interested in tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Tue June 05, 2018
(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
SC officials warn beachgoers to be on lookout for '80s metal gods wandering around wearing fur and leather, carrying chains and swords. \m/-.-\m/
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Someone thought it would be funny to have David Hogg's home "swatted" this morning
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Sun June 03, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Put on a third pot of coffee. It's time to muddle through another trip to Pocono. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Pocono 400 is on FS1 at 2pm ET
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Sat June 02, 2018
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Dalton GA couple robbed at gunpoint in driveway of their home. How lucky were these thieves when they found out the woman was wearing $20,000 worth of jewelry. Who knew?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets seven years and deportation for forced labor of illegal immigrant - as in, forcing her to have sex with various men to try to get pregnant
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's estate sues ABC network for copyright infringement. Lawsuit expected to be easy as 1-2-3
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Tue May 29, 2018
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Photographer at a breaking news event gives Fox News a NSFW reply when they ask to use his photos, which was then promptly ignored. Then the copyright trolls showed up
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(Time)
 
 
 
Complicit? No, surely it's a coincidence China approved thirteen Ivanka Trump trademarks in 3 months
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WRCB)
 
 
 
"What are you going to do, shoot me?" asked shooting victim
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops respond to a report of a suspicious person... Then things get weird
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Memorial Day Weekend, but NASCAR and FOX are going to treat it like Veterans Day because 'Murica. The World 600 wraps up a long day of racing tonight at 6 pm EDT on FOX
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(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
 
 
If you live in Nashville and are worried about the current hepatitis A outbreak, fear not. The county has enough doses of the vaccine to cover a whopping 5% of the people at risk
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Thu May 24, 2018
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
A thousand Massachusetts drivers got tested on that obscure part of the driver's manual about approaching a frightened horse
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man, aka Florida Jackass, blocks traffic to do donuts on bridge
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Please note: while there are many effective ways to sabotage your own legal defense, copyrighting your homemade child porn is high on that list
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Congress is poised to wipe out the Public Domain forever
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Sat May 19, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's All-Star weekend. The cup guys are racing at Charlotte with restrictor plates, air ducts, and huge spoilers. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series All-Star Open is at 6pm ET, followed by the All-Star race around 8ish both on FS1
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
They should have taken the Choo Choo
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon
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Thu May 17, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
$85M apartment for sale, comes with plenty of space (now with pictures)
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Human Bones Found Buried Under Trailer." To be fair, it was a burned-down, abandoned trailer that had sitting in a woman's back yard in Kentuck-- Say, has anyone seen Drew lately?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
The ring police, They search through the grains. The ring police They come to the beach. The ring police They're saving my brain
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
German police respond to domestic disturbance call because Polly wants a got dam cracker
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Will Spain continue their dominance of the Europa League with Atlético Madrid or will Marseille win a European trophy for France. The Europa League final starts at 2:45pm ET
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Congressional job approval is now at 17% in May. Although two weeks still remain to get it down to the usual single digits
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, we're all tired of watching the flight attendant's safety demonstrations each flight, but stealing the demonstration life jacket and stuffing it in the toilet helps no one
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Student takes Danny DeVito cardboard cutout to prom. That's not the real story. It's the guy in the photo on the right that's wearing a Captain America suit/tux
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii police find lots of guns and 800 rounds of ammo in hotel room, but let the guy go because he claimed he's a federal agent hunting terrorists
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Sat May 12, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's time for some night racing. Matt Kenseth is ready to log some laps in the back of the pack in the 6 car in the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series KC Masterpiece 400 at Kansas Speedway. 8pm ET on FS1
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Live feed of a nasty wildfire just north of Prescott, AZ. 30mph winds are helping it eat up houses
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Fri May 11, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Avoid the blister beetle at all cost. This is not a euphemism for unsafe sex
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If your brazen iPhone has been stolen, we may have found the culprits
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Male student pulls up dress of female student, says he was "just playing." Girl lectures him about how it's wrong and demands an apology. Ha ha no, she grabs a pair of scissors and stabs him
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Miles the Monster is ready to attack. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series AAA 400 Drive for Autism at Dover is at 2pm ET on FS1 (weather permitting)
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
After giving every warning possible, Pele arrives in Leilani estates. Mandatory evacuations underway. LGT drone footage of fissure eruption
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Thu May 03, 2018
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Europa League semi-finals 2nd league. Will Arsenal be able to comeback against Atletico Madrid or will they finish fourth? And can Salsburg over come a two goal deficit at home against Marseille? Games kick off at 3:05 PM ET
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chipotle to offer free burritos, E. coli to teachers on May 8th
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Mon April 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Guy sets Guinness World Record for largest amount of brass carried on a surfboard
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The drivers have exited the broadcast booth and are back in their cars, ready to inflict hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage on their car owners. The Geico 500 at Talladega is on FOX at 2pm ET
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Sat April 28, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's the trainwreck we've all been waiting for. The FOX Drivers Only Broadcast for the Xfinity Series Sparks Energy 300 at Talladega, 3pm ET on FOX
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can now drop the Google Streetview guy into the water
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines will require a doctor's note for emotional support animals, and will no longer allow "amphibians, goats and animals with hooves, tusks or horns." So traveling with an emotional support crocodile or lobster is still possible, in theory
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Sun April 22, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
I don't recall the walk to the hotel being this long and arduous
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Sat April 21, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Tonight we get racing under the lights at Richmond. The Toyota Owners 400 is on FOX tonight at 6:30 pm EDT. Sorry, non Toyota owners. I guess this race isn't for you
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We're sorry you almost got sucked out the window
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Another race without Cup Series interlopers. Four series regulars will be racing for $100k. The Nascar Xfinity Series ToyotaCare 250 at Richmond Raceway 7 pm EDT on FS1
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Thu April 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you feel something moving around in your ear, you may want to have someone look at it. An armed takeover of an ultrasound school is probably not the best way to achieve that, however
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Naked man dances in street after causing five-vehicle smashup because he's all fine in Westland, Michigan
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Tue April 17, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: A man with three faces
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
McDonald's fires manager who said she was sorry for slapping violent racist customer
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Mon April 16, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Even if the racing sucks, it's still Bristol, baby. The Food City 500 has been moved up an hour due to threat of inclement weather to 1 pm EDT on FOX (Race rescheduled to Monday at same time)
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Sat April 14, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
All the Cup regulars have to sit this one out. The Xfinity Series drivers get the spotlight at Bristol in the Fitzgerald Glider Kits 300. 1 pm EDT on FS1
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Here, I have a bridge to sell you. No, I really do have a piece of bridge to sell you
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Fri April 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elton John: "I wish people would write better songs." Apparently he's forgotten that he once wrote a song titled "Jamaica Jerk Off"
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 197, Michael Chandler vs Brandon Girtz, AJ McKee vs Justin Lawrence, Kevin "Baby Slice" Ferguson, Jr. vs Devon Brock. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Paramount Network at 9 PM ET
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit-area auto-parts company acquires Japanese munitions company
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The 2nd leg of the Europa League is today. Arsenal travel to Moscow;Sporting Lisbon hosts Atlético Madrid;Salsburg has Lazio in town; andMarseille has RB Leipzig. Hosts all looking to overcome deficits from the first leg. All games kick off at 3:05ET
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
"To fight revenge porn, I had to copyright my breasts"
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Tue April 10, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Even with Castle Doctrine, self-defense, stand-your-ground on your side, it's unlawful to run out of your house in middle of the night, fire off warning shot, because you think somebody's on your property. You shoot to kill
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Sun April 08, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Monster Energy Cup Series is racing at Texas Motor Speedway in the 500 @ 2 pm EDT on FS1
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(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Roof installer pitches fit and repossesses roof for late payment. Slapped with shingle charge of criminal damage and fined $4,500, beats being tarred and papered
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
That'll be thirty days or thirty cans of chicken noodle
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Woman tries to outdo Florida Man by claiming the wind blew that baggie of cocaine into her purse
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Don't look now but the Philadelphia 76ers have quietly won 13 in a row and are now the 3rd seed in the East, ahead of team LeBron
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Today marks Morgan Shepherd's 1000th start (and park) Come celebrate as he pilots the #89 Racing With Jesus car for a few laps, then enjoy the rest of the Xfinity My Bariatric Solutions 300 at Texas Motor Speedway at 3 pm EDT live on FOX
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Fri April 06, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Welcome to Scottsdale, Arizona where we catch our rattlesnakes using glue traps
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The sweet release of death comes early for a man boiling maple syrup in a sugar shack
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Driver of bus headed for Masters Tournament spent too much time at the 19th hole
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Suspect decapitates man with a vacuum. That sucks
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Wed April 04, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the go-home show for Takeover: New Orleans. We get Strong Dunne vs the AOP in the finals of the Dusty Rhodes Classic and a HOSS FIGHT between Lars Sullivan and Killian Dain. And what's the plan for the tag titles? NXT starts at 8 on the Network
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(NBA)
 
 
 
"It's Dennis Smith Jr. with a bounce pass to Dennis Smith Jr. for the dunk"
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
John Williams picked to lead New York Fed, come up with cool theme music for its new movie
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Nick Saban decides that they'll just ignore LeBron's copyright infringement claims. I mean it is Alabama football, they get away with a lot bigger violations than that
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Sat March 31, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
U-Haul driver in New Hampshire arrested after running out of gas following a 20-mile interstate chase. Although who could blame the guy for trying his best to get out of New Hampshire as fast as possible?
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops say Mikey the Miami Monkey's not breaking any laws, so he can hang out in his tree by the strip club
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Wed March 28, 2018
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now entering the weirdest ballpark food competition, the Texas Rangers. Included is a $10 corn dog interloped by a pickle
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Teens attempt to steal pizza delivery car, can't operate stick shift
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Mike Tomlin doesn't like TD celebrations: 'It's not a good look for young people'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court to Google: no Java. Not yours
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Mon March 26, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Trump "still has confidence" in Shulkin, so he's probably already been fired
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It snowed in Martinsville Saturday night. Sunday was still too snowy. Today we'll have a Cup/Truck double header (we hope). Conclusion of Truck Series Alpha Energy Solutions 250 at 11am EDT, followed by the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series STP 500 at 2pm(ish), both on FS1
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Nobody deserves to wander the desert surviving on only cactus and human urine. Not even an attorney
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Sun March 25, 2018
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Carmel-by-the-corn gets into pissing match with AirBnB and State House over new laws with extra HOA goodness. Yuppies, HOAs, and politicians; it's a Fark trifecta all in one headline
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you have some never-before-seen photos of the Beatles, baby you're a rich man
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Suspects in peanut butter attack do a Peter Pan and Skippy away in a Jif
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan governor tours site where 1,000 employees will soon lose their jobs to robots
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