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Sat May 21, 2022
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Montgomery County High School holds ceremony for senior Jacob Bradley as he signs letter of intent for A. Alabama B. Texas A&M C. Notre Dame D. Fast Flow Plumbing
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(Lego)
 
 
 
🎵 Starry, starry night / Click the Lego blue and grey 🎵
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Thu May 19, 2022
(quotecounterquote dot com)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald is quoted as saying "The rich are different from you and me." Hemingway is quoted as responding: "Yes, they have more money." The story of how this myth exchange got to be to the left. Discussion as to who was right to the right
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Let them fight: MAGA vs HOA edition
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will El Desperado & TJP steal the show? Can Robbie Eagles Take It to the Limit against BUSHI? Where the hell did Shingo Takagi come from? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed May 18, 2022
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Investigation opened after school employees make kids sit on hot pavement in 95-degree weather for being disruptive in cafeteria. Second offense, they would have gotten the sweat box
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Hiromu Takahashi blow up NJPW-newcomer Francesco Akira? Can Ryusuke Taguchi upset the Jr. Heavyweight Champ? Does SHO start with an embarrassing 0-2? BEST OF THE SUPER JR 29: Day 3 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue May 17, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
The strongest economy ever continues to be a drag on Joe Biden's polling numbers
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can El Desperado slay Titán? Will TJP drop the bass on Master Wato? Does a random kaiju attack spare us from BUSHI vs ELP? B Block action begins at BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29: Day 2, starting @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sun May 15, 2022
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
History moves once more: Can YOH score an upset over the Bone Soldier? Will Hiromu march toward a 3-peat? Why did Wheeler Yuta get stuck with an all-YL team? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29: DAY 1 starts @ 4 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat May 14, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Could Bat Boy be preparing for Presidential run? WWTFGD?
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Tue May 10, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Disney is woke and panders to woke activists so I'm introducing legislation to take away their copyright protections. Woke
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Yes. Of course. I mean, obviously, right? For the lulz
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
States are about to make something about NFTs very real - the tax you pay on them
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Sat May 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
So about that whole "nothing can stop Elon from buying Twitter" spate of news articles
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Hoagie Day, so get your sub on
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Carolina math: Farts, rotten eggs, and black panthers = Dead prankster girlfriend
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cleveland firefighter fatally shoots roommate, calls 911 "We fark around. It's kind of our thing." And they find out
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
'bout time
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Tue May 03, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New report shows that Americans are confused by the hold charges some gas stations place on credit cards. Considering they're also confused by maps, magnets, exercise, vaccines, their own constitution, and basic math, this seems reasonable
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slovakian electric flying car company gets off the ground
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
The not recommended way to teach kids about slavery is to put them in shackles and have the black kids pick seeds out of cotton, old times there are not forgotten
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
Let's do Laguna. Taylor on the pole, the corkscrew hungers live at 3:15pm ET on NBC
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Tetsuya Naito fulfull his "Destino"? Can Tanahashi save the U.S. title from a "Stone Pitbull"? Who will be Takagi & BUSHI's mystery partner? WRESTLING DONTAKU 2022 starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of the pandemic, Americans aren't tipping as much as they should. Seriously, people -- 20 percent or just stay home
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
Boundary dispute between sandwich shop and neighboring church comes to an ethical, friendly resolution. Just kidding, the church fences off the entire parking lot and blocks the ADA-compliant exits, citing Deuteronomy 19:14
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Want a smelly, invasive, fragile Bradford Pear that will shatter and fall on your house? You have until 2024
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Thu April 28, 2022
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Police say the driver was listening to loud music, and wasn't wearing any pants
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Wed April 27, 2022
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Florida cut out teacher bonuses to a county for defying the Governor on school mask opt-outs. One parent is trying to give them bonuses anyhow
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tyler, the Creator shoots back to #1 on the Billboard 200 with Call Me if You Get Lost. Maybe they should just try Hare Krishna
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out the Internet is the cause for all the stupid. No Twit
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Sun April 24, 2022
(WAGM TV)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree manager posts "discriminatory" help wanted sign outside store. Whoops
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Fri April 22, 2022
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Art kills
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The Russian Lady in Hartford changes its name to The Ukranian Lady, бо йди на хуй Росія, ось чому
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Thu April 21, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Flying chameleons with ever changing multi-chromatic feathers reigning death from the sky
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cops' latest strategy for avoiding any consequences for their actions? Playing loud, copyrighted music wherever they go so that any video taken of them can't be posted online
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Four million people are getting out of their homes in Shanghai as covid rules relax and authorities begin preparing for the next wave - of babies - next January or so
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Tue April 19, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence has raised over $100-million for his Presidential ... I mean, his re-election run
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Mon April 18, 2022
(SNY)
 
 
 
Mets pitchers off to best start in 109 years. They'll still blow it
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Escape from Tarkov player goes from gamer to refugee overnight, and with the skills he learned online plus some help his Twitch followers, escaped to western Ukraine. He now heads a small humanitarian mission, Gamers 4 Ukraine
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
There's drunk. Then there's Floridaman drives over the body pieces at an active crime scene surrounded by troopers on the highway drunk. YOLO
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Sun April 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The FDA has authorized the 1st breath test for COVID-19 infection while saying mints remain 'a personal choice'
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Make Lunch Count day, so get into the kitchen and me a sandwich, Dracula
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Peach Cobbler Day. Left how to score some, to the right your favorite recipes
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Fri April 08, 2022
(KNOE 8 Monroe)
 
 
 
Florida teen arrested for killing 6 in a wreck at 151 MPH
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Thu April 07, 2022
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
In February the College hires a new Volleyball Coach. On April 4th the new Coach cuts all 19 players, the entire roster
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida youth celebrates the 140th Anniversary of Darwin's death month by yanking on Great White's tail on sea bottom. Why yes, he's uploaded it to Instagram; "that thing, he was cool"
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Tue April 05, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are on prison furlough, and break into a home, and get shot, well, then... Here's your tag
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Given the price of gas, that's probably a half a million dollar accident
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Mon April 04, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Solo weddings make the divorce cheaper
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Sun April 03, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Big Papi Bat Whiskey
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Sat April 02, 2022
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Colorado fights its image as nothing more than a stoner state by auctioning off personalized weed license plates
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Fri April 01, 2022
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Naked man gets into bed with woman, hoping to cuddle. If you're reading this on Fark you know things did not go as expected
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Katy Perry's pants explode during Idol taping session allowing us to use what might be the most obscure Fallout 3 reference ever
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Wed March 30, 2022
(NBC Right Now)
 
 
 
And you thought the customers of Walmart were sketchy
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Tue March 29, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Pups Pasta and Pesto most certainly do not welcome their new robot overlords. Excctl th biggest ofsppot. Bose se thattthig, riight? Excctlyheny
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Something on a Stick Day, so let's all take a moment to contemplate the ancient Roman execution method of crucifi--wait, I'm being told this is about food
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
That stench you smell in Kentucky isn't just from hillbillies who haven't bathed in months because the creek was frozen over
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
New mother kicked out of maternity ward for lack of insurance
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Sat March 26, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Did you pahk your cah at Boston's Government Center garage? Well, it might have been flattened tonight after part of it collapsed this evening
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Box of bones found in garage. Discovery not Healthy but certainly Odd
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The Dropkick Murphys don't like Neo-Nazis using their songs. Threaten to....you guessed it...dropkick them. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff on the way out
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Ohio ranked the best state for pizza, NYC and Chicago did not crack the top 10 list, ranking 22nd and 14th, respectively
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Tue March 22, 2022
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Couple who tried to collect winnings from a lottery they never entered are upset they were scammed and can't believe people could be so dishonest
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
School security officer complains the school district wasn't recognizing "an incident" put a heavy burden on his family after he was put on paid leave. Said incident being kneeling on a child's neck to subdue her, which was caught on camera
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Fri March 18, 2022
(When)
 
 
 
I'm going to die on 03 Apr 2037
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(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
Three men caught reselling stolen ceiling fans on Facebook Marketplace. Should have tried OnlyFans instead
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Thu March 17, 2022
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Nobody puts baby in a corner, but someone in Louisiana put one in a field
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
It's magically disgusting
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Tue March 15, 2022
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Last of the Champions League round of 16 starts today. Who goes home and who advances to the next round. Atlético Madrid travels to Manchester United while Ajax host Benfica. Games start at 4pm EDT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hong Kong, phooey
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(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
After hearing a very convincing pitch, Department of Labor spends $4 million on QVC
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Mon March 14, 2022
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Old: Leggo my Eggo ... New: Leggo my crack waffle, y'all
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Boca News Now)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for "illegal use of a dairy case" and also keeping Florida's favorite treat inside
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Almost as much fun as building a city in Sim City and then summoning Godzilla it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Cities Skylines free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite point and click adventure games? Tell us
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Thu March 10, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia accuses the US of committing economical war against them. I'd pull out my tiny violin but it's tied to the ruble and shrunk so much I can't find it
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Tue March 08, 2022
(STLToday)
 
 
 
As Russia's online trolling trends downward, Joe Biden's approval rating trends upward
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Paris
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Pirates of the Siberian
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Mon March 07, 2022
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Mr Potato Head causes 40 acre fire
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Dua Lipa hits the trifecta of copyright lawsuits. Three different bands are suing her for the same song. Next, they'll sue each other in an ouroboros of pop mediocrity
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
If I want to take a guy home with me tonight and dismember his body, it's none of Schabusiness
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Starting as a garage sale several years ago to help a friend who was dying of cancer pay some of her bills, now a thrift store, it helps those with chronic illnesses get to appointments. But let's avoid universal health care. That's socialism, right?
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Mon February 28, 2022
(WMCTV)
 
 
 
FedEx: Delivering the world (except Russia) on time
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Fri February 25, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Boston's getting 6-9
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
It's never a good thing when the cops find "sex with older women," "sex with unconscious older women" and "sex with dead older women" in your search history. Especially in that order
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Some Black Shadow)
 
 
 
Dear Cycle World, I never thought it would happen to me
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Not every day that a police chief fakes his own death after stealing drugs from an evidence locker, $8000 from a child leukemia patient, and two catalytic converters from the guy who employed him while out on bond, but here we are
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Wed February 23, 2022
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Live in Philadelphia and think you own your home? Think again
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
A big day of Footie as both Champions and Premier League have games.It starts at 2:30 PM ET with Watford - Crystal Palace, Burley - Spurs. 15 minutes later is Liverpool - Leeds Champions League Atlético - Man United and Benfica - Ajax
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The street sign said parallel parking only. Looks parallel to me, officer, I don't see what the problem is
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Tue February 22, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man arrested after allegedly breaking into a Boston zoo and tried gaining access to the tiger enclosure. Local teacher Miss Wormwood recalls he was always a screwy kid, blames bad parenting
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League round of 16 continues today. Villareal - Juventus and Chelsea - Lille both at 3pm ET. Let's all pull for the under dogs today
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Mon February 21, 2022
(NBC 11 Grand Junction)
 
 
 
Instacart shopper saves customer's life when she smells gas, advises him to go easy on the cabbage
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(WMCTV)
 
 
 
404 Family Dollar stores not found
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Sun February 20, 2022
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
West Virginia couple arrested for having bad will at a Goodwill
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Are you a Mac user and accidentally copied that hidden '.DS_Store' file to your Google Drive? Enjoy your copyright violation
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Sat February 19, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Music group no one has ever heard of sues because their song was used for an Olympics event without even a "by your leave"
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
You otter be fishing somewhere else, ice hole
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
NA Na NA NA NaNaNa BATTICK
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Thu February 17, 2022
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Placing flowers on a grave? That'll land you in the slammer
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Tue February 15, 2022
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Old news: Politicians attempt to kill journalists. New News: Journalist tries to kill politician
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Rain. Sleet. Snow. Inebriation. Allegedly
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
"IRONIC" tag implodes as China fines Olympics IP violators for selling fake mascots
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you crash your plane and get a ride back to town, authorities ask that you please turn off the emergency beacon to avoid an expensive search. No word on the pilot's YouTube channel
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Sat February 12, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Sheriff's Deputy part of an ongoing conspiracy to frame and arrest people for drugs in return for sex and a trip to Paris. Dis juste non to Florida
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Growing up, they complained about the "overpopulation bomb" that was going to destroy us. We've defeated it, now they complain about underpopulation destroying us. WILL NOTHING MAKE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY?
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
♫ And, how can you mend a broken heart? How can you stop the rain from falling down? How can a loser ever win? Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again ♫ Welcome to Caturday
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less confusing than the Donut Ghost House in Super Mario World it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Windbound free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite strategy games? They can be turn-based, RTS, 4X, etc. Tell us
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Thu February 10, 2022
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Ya got the wrong Ottawa there, buddy
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Free Rats
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
1 in 10 Americans don't wear seat belts. So it's not the vaccines, we're just morons
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Wed February 09, 2022
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
Hero
 
Steal a snow blower in Wisconsin? That's a t-bonin
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
It pays to check the expiration dates on things in the home. Mayo, eggs, canned food, sticks of dynamite, chicken. Hold up. Back up
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Tue February 08, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer strikes out in the Ted Williams Tunnel
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Mon February 07, 2022
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Fire alarm halts sexy parking ramp romp
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Sat February 05, 2022
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
The vehicle was a total loss, fireworks edition
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Suspected Meijer shoplifter is described as a white man in his 30s wearing a dark gray or green jacket. Care to guess the first person two officers detained?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trying to sell NFT's of a competing company's trademarked goods? That's a lawsuit
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Thu February 03, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
Hero
 
Bill honoring WWII "Ghost Army" soldiers signed into law. With pic of super human soldiers in action
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Chemical engineers at MIT create Plasteel. Immediately sued by the ghost of Harlan Ellison for copyright infringement
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Your honor, you've got to understand - I was only driving the wrong way because the ghost of Dale Earnhardt told me to
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
One side says it's pouring rain out, the other side says it's sunny, but we're not going to stick our hands out the window and tell you who's lying: Minimum Wage Edition
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Tue February 01, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
And a Democrat, too. Tsk Tsk
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Sun January 30, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
A bad day of fishing can still be a good day for these deer fellows
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(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
Oh, there's nothing halfway about the Iowa way to treat you, when they sneak into the neonatal intensive care unit and just bottle feed a random baby
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
What kind of psychopath declines an offer of delicious fried potatoes?
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Sat January 29, 2022
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Police are expecting to have this case all sewn-up by next week
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Fri January 28, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Neighborhood reports multiple dead wild rabbits. Local Internet research suggests root cause as rabbit hemorrhagic disease RHDV2. OR IS IT?
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Tue January 25, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Live in the Washington, D.C. area and have a girlfriend who's been pleading for you to take her to a Little Mermaid-themed bar as soon as you can find one? Well, I've got good news for you. Also, get a new girlfriend
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Mon January 24, 2022
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Healthcare workers win back the right to work where they want, just like regular people with jobs
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia buys out copyright to Aboriginal flag that has been under a restricted merchandising agreement for 50 years
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia buys out copyright to Aboriginal flag that has been under a restricted merchandising agreement for 50 years
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Should have used Goldfinger's sleeping gas
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Sat January 22, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
Hero
 
A man carrying his own severed arm gets a hand making a tourniquet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, at first subby slightly misread the name of this literary journal's new contest and got really excited about having a decent shot of winning
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