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Fri March 05, 2021
(Komo)
 
 
 
"Sir, on a scale of one to ten, how drunk are you?" "Twelve"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kentucky bill advances making criticizing cops a crime. No negative comments to the right
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(Scoop Nashville)
 
 
 
You know, you might not be fit to drive if cops ask you if you know where you are and you reply "In bed"
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Thu March 04, 2021
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
See, this is why you want the kids back in school. That way the kid can't tell the teacher that her mom is next door with a knife stabbing a three year old. If she was in school, she wouldn't know until later & the teacher couldn't call the cops
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rando sets fires to homes of city officials, police chief, two other cops, two relatives, two doctors, and neighbor. **Correction** "rando" is former police chief and former Major in Prince George's PD. Never change, PG county. Never change
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After fences, cameras and calls to the cops failed to solve anything, neighbors took shifts standing guard over an Asian-American family targeted by racially motivated attacks. If this doesn't work Olivia Munn plans to don her Psylocke costume
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"I'm dressing in all black, I'll look just like ANTIFA. I'll get away with anything" said the dude who just got arrested for participating in the Capitol riot
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Tue March 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Headless Body Found at Owl's Head
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cheetos residue leads to burglary charges as cops catch perpetrator orange-handed
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Mon March 01, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Area man arrested for "ROADHOUSE"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Frogs lie to cops; dey am fibious
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian gay couple are handcuffed by cops for kissing on Mexican beach, before angry crowd forces officers to release them
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
300 charged, 542 files opened, 200,000 tips received: The American people are enthusiastically identifying Trump terrorists and having them arrested. Tag is for the amateur sleuths
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man assaults cops by repeatedly running into their fists
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
'Model' thought she could Dodge the police after crashing her car, fleeing... Now they will Charger
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Fri February 26, 2021
(NJ cops can suck a bong)
 
 
 
NJ cops in one resort town are sad that they might have to actually do police-y things like focus on actual crime, and can't just harass teenagers anymore: "They're allowing kids to do things without repercussions, and that's not a good thing"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real story here is that Vanilla Coke existed in 1981
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Happy 89th birthday to the late great Johnny Cash, who made some amazing music, became an American icon, and nearly caused the extinction of the California Condor in 1965
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Police are investigating whether Lady Gaga was targeted because she sang at Biden's inauguration
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We are the roller blading cops of Karachi in Pakistan/We're fearless on our roller blades, move faster than we ever ran/We know the terrorists and will arrest them with all prejudice/ With uniforms and guns we know that when we fire we cannot miss
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Two things subby learned from TFA 1) selling an ounce of meth constitutes a "bulk sale" and 2) Ohio meth is better than Pennsyltucky meth. Who knew?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
TMZ releases shocking video of Tiger Woods driving just minutes before crash
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley had the nerve to ask Capitol cops if they were complicit in the riot he helped incite himself and people are pissed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Ron Johnson spouted his Russian disinformation about how ANTIFA started the Capitol insurrection and the Cops started the violence, the feds unsealed an indictment that details how MAGATs were pissed people were claiming they were ANTIFA
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Mon February 22, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tim Matheson from Animal House receives death threats on Twitter after insulting Melania Trump. Wants those responsible put on Double Secret Probation
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Cops believe Riverside's Smudge Pot Bandit is finally off the streets
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
After the past year, I'm not saying it's right, but I understand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All their times have come. They're here, but now they're gone. Migrants don't fear the reefer; they fear the cops and the freezing rain (We can stop in Bexar). Come on baby, don't fear the reefer
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops arrest Florida burglar who allegedly targeted homes while families were at funerals, in another win against grave crimes
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Wed February 17, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court rules that New York City can release disciplinary records for all cops and corrections officers despite police union argument that the public has no right to see how much paid vacation is given out
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Badly injured surfer sends out an SOS and gets rescued after collapsing on remote New Zealand beach (with 'HELPful' pic written in the sand)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Italian town issued 'stay at home' warning after Mafia don's enormous black panther escapes looking to whack any rivals in its way
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(Brees?)
 
 
 
Indonesian woman says gust of wind made her pregnant, police begins investigation. A mighty wind
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Biden Administration wants to remove 8 cops from the lawsuit over federal violence at Lafayette Park, leaving Trump Administration and Trump as defendants since they ordered all that shiat
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(Motorious)
 
 
 
Guy treats a rental Corvette like a truck to outrun the cops
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cthulu turkey is a thing...to eat
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Hoping to have them clear the snow from his road Ukrainian tells police he killed his mother's partner and that they should bring a snowplough if they want to arrest him. Cops arrive in an ATV. Suspect now faces a €3.50 (around $1,500,000) fine
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Deep-fried human hands and feet found. Also, a pair of legs which had not been deep-fried
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New York, New York big city of dreams .... and butt models apparently (NSFW)
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Maskhole refuses to wear mask, refuses to leave gym, assaults gym worker, gets arrested, vows revenge. "What I am is a lawyer. And I'm going to sue the fark out of you." Yes, there is video
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Fri February 12, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Cops on the disastrous Capitol insurrection response: One officer in the middle of the scrum, a combat veteran, thought the rioters were so vicious that they seemed fueled by methamphetamine
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kentucky police chase of a black woman across two counties ends at gun point with A: Murder by cop B: Tasing and beating. C: A hug
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas mom tackles peeping tom looking in her daughter's window - a full on, open field, down in one move tackle
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If the cops pull over your U-Haul, blurting out "There's a body in the back" is bound to delay your trip
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Thu February 11, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Hookers and gambling. The only thing missing is the blow - oh they're cops they gotta have blow
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
If you're driving your snow laden car with just a tiny little opening on the windshield to look through you just might be so lazy that the police need to pull you over for being a dumbarse
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Wed February 10, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two sanitation workers spot vehicle in field identified in Amber Alert for kidnapped 10-year-old girl, block exit with garbage truck, call cops who save child, arrest suspect. Happy, happy, joy, joy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ohio cops being praised for "using their words" rather than their guns to apprehend an armed and suicidal suspect. Tag is for the fact that this is unusual enough to earn accolades
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
Don't want people posting videos of you doing bad things to social media? Simple, play copyrighted music on your phone while they are recording. At least this is what some cops now appear to be doing
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Checking in six months after Denver decided to send health care workers instead of cops to respond to mental health and substance abuse calls. After 748 calls, "You have a safer community and you have better outcomes for people in crisis," says the chief of police
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Tue February 09, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
A true civil rights pioneer
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Step 1: Place bet that a fan will run across the field in the Superb Owl. Step 2: Attend the game yourself and run across the field. Step 3: Profit?
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hungary Hungary homophobe caught at gay orgy becomes ironic icon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a bonus, her name actually is 'Karen'
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
Man frustrated that even though there turned out not to be a bomb at the courthouse, and he didn't in any way try to bomb the courthouse, and even reported the possibility of a bomb to the police, he's still in jail
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that white people are being charged under it for their actions during the insurrection, people are suddenly deciding that the "Civil Obedience Act" of 1968 was a racist law designed to let cops lock up black people, so it shouldn't be enforced
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Bounty hunters to cops: Help us perform a warrantless search of this house. Cops: We have no idea what agency these guys are from, but they have cool official-looking jackets, so let's go
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Thu February 04, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Police conduct welfare check on Marilyn mansion
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Former "machete man" in jail again after threatening woman with knife, biting off one of her nipples. Boobies tag in protective custody
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Our professional content writers writes article writing, content writing, technical writing in a best manner. They also do online editing on clients website." -random quote found online. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, technically correct edition
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing... just a story about the cops who killed George Floyd tackling an innocent man and arresting his brother for swearing at them
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Los Angeles police arrest reality star for being realistic about Hollyweird, that and changing the Hollywood landmark sign to read 'Hollyboob' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 02, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nazi enthusiast sued for shooting woman in back with AR-15 after she tore down his swastika flag. Correction: One of his swastika flags
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Michigan man booby-trapped his house to kill cops investigating stolen credit card used to purchase a whopping $1500 of stuff. It didn't work, and now his charge has been upgraded to attempted murder
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Bad day: Eight men break into your house. Worse day: the cops arrest you also for your illegal marijuana grow operation
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(Pinac News)
 
 
 
Cops pepper spray 9-year-old who had not committed a crime, which is probably why they didn't shoot her instead
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida cops were asked to check on a guy who wasn't answering his phone. They found him unresponsive, threw a magazine at him and left. Turns out he was dying
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Remember, all the hitmen you can hire online are undercover cops
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Fri January 29, 2021
(WLWT)
 
 
 
If you see cops making an arrest and get salty with them, you might get arrested yourself. Especially if you're driving a salt truck and dump your payload on them
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(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Hamilton, GA cops being blatant racists? It's more likely than you think
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Thu January 28, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
McDonald burger that was missing cheese escalates to the point of a police helicopter being involved
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video of Shannen Doherty and the adorable baby (not hers) who "stole" her phone. Skip ahead to the part where she screams, breaks a vase, and calls the cops
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
I learned it from you, Dad
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Cops apprehend 18-wheeler driver & child who tore thru Badlands shooting at adjacent cars, in defiance of Lord Humungus
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sometimes the 12-year-old girl you talk to on the internet is a cop. Sometimes, you are both cops
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man runs from cops and racks up 189 traffic violations in the process. Article fails to mention what achievements he unlocked
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I am of the belief that my mother did not post a picture of my boobs
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Houston drug raid: Two innocent people dead. Four cops shot, with one paralyzed. Oh, and twelve cops indicted, including two for murder, because it was all based on cop's faked evidence
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Tue January 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Dutch are revolting
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Crypt Keeper Kellyanne tosses her hat in to the ring for parent of the year
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman stabs her husband for being a time traveler (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
139. The number of cops assaulted when Trump supporters heroically tried to save the President's ego by eliminating congress and the Vice President
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Sun January 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
M-I-C. See, do you need help? K-E-Y, Why, yes, the cops are on the way. M-O-U-S-E
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Sat January 23, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who missed out on McDonald's drive-thru breakfast while waiting in line calls cops. Cops not amused
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
Is there such a thing as a Bad Samaritan? Why yes, there is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
California police arrest man after finding marijuana, loaded AR-15 rifle, Pennywise clown mask in car. Sounds like a hell of a party
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A Georgia couple on a high-speed car chase with cops tried to hide their weed by actually eating it, authorities said. The woman also tried hiding it in "a body cavity"
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Wed January 20, 2021
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Tulsa PD spokesman: Notwithstanding any predictions to the contrary, there's been plenty of work for cops to do since the trade in marijuana became legal in Oklahoma
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(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
One could argue that a guy posing as a cop and getting busted for stealing a donut was just really getting into the part. His pal who tried hide from officers in a giant pile of manure, on the other hand, was just dialing it in
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So... we haven't heard from Nic Cage recently. Wonder what he's been up to ... (clicks link, slowly backs away from computer)
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man lectures mom who left her 4-year-old in car and threatens to call cops, which might have been noble if he hadn't been carjacking her at the time
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Sat January 16, 2021
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two cops save unconscious teen driver by playing bumper cars. "We were able to get it stopped up on a grass berm ... and were able to see that there was a young female driver that appeared to be having a seizure" (with video)
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Thu January 14, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Parts of England ban sledding over COVID concerns. Residents object, noting that it's a slippery slope (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI & DHS: We totes warned the cops about a January Putsch. Reporter: Did you though? FBI & DHS: No, no we did not
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Did you wonder why the cops found those pipe bombs so at the DNC and RNC so easily? It may be because they were MEANT to find them, to draw massive numbers of cops away from the Capitol to make storming it easier. You know, a planned diversion
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYT Correction: The shirtless vagrant seen by a broken window pointing at cops is a videographer for the Daily Caller, not a Trump supporter who stormed the Capitol
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Diddy burgled. Burglars get diddly
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Woman calls cops because of pota-toes sticking out of the ground
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Sat January 09, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel thinks the world needs more X-Men comics
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Fri January 08, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Teen arrested while trying to break into a car using a screwdriver, punches and strangles cops, and TFA leaves out the most important detail: Phillips or Slotted?
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Man vilified on social media for holding a Black woman as she was being attacked was actually rescuing her... Update: It seems he was not helping her after all. She took the cops' word for it and thought he helped her at first [link updated]
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
White cops deal with White rioters by posing for selfies. Black cop tries to stop them all by himself
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Wed January 06, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man charged with robbery, tying Nell Fenwick to railroad tracks
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Porch Pirate reenacts scene from Frozen. Cops don't let it go
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Will they harass other senators besides Romney? Will the cops intervene? Will they turn tail and flee when the riot police show up? THIS is your DC protest thread
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Fri January 01, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Cops murdering Black people: Qualified Immunity. Foster parents murdering an 11-month old child: Qualified Immunity
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Thu December 31, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know it sucks when there is a sick passenger delaying subway service and it is even worse when there is a dead body hit by a train, but jumping onto the tracks to try to hoof it to the next stop isn't helping
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sean Feucht, the so-called Christian musician who has been holding superspreader concerts for months and is at this point a bioterrorist, will find cops waiting for him in LA if he goes through with his New Year's Eve plans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Furries vs cops: morons dressed in ludicrously elaborate, overcompensating outfits face off against people who like to dress up as fuzzy cartoon animals
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Wed December 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bomber's girlfriend told cops, FBI that he was making bombs. A YEAR AGO
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Tue December 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Two of the cops responsible for murdering Breonna Taylor are going to be fired. So we good now?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After verifying Shaq O'Neal had a solid alibi, cops arrested four teens that threw bricks at passing cars
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former co-worker says alleged Nashville bomber "hated cops and loved weed". So, terrorism confirmed
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Mon December 28, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Arizona cops find human body parts discarded at two separate sites in the state, fear the work of separatists
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK cop catches 2,000 suspects by memorizing their faces. Meanwhile US cops just find the closest minority and blame them for 2,000 crimes
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Sat December 26, 2020
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Woman calls cops after Ninja Van deliveryman breaks lucky flower pot. "The pot was placed at her door in accordance with fengshui principles and had netted her numerous lottery wins over the years"
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Fri December 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The police warned her not to call again for frivolous issues like this"
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Mon December 21, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lawyer, finding video of a police officer boasting about running over protesters, wonders why cops hate anarchists so much. Duh, it's because they don't follow the law
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Back the Blue rally goers in Salem Oregon receive a complimentary gift of pepper spray
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man caught driving drunk with loaded rifle in his lap offers Florida reason he was Floridaing
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Shoulda known that many donuts was bound to attract the cops
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not News: Canadian cop threatens to tase man. Fark: For playing ice hockey (w/video)
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
DNA databases are growing and the cops are loving it, citizen
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Testing gears is not a good excuse when pulled over by the cops. Especially when caught going 102 in a 45 mph zone. Also, Camaros and Trans Am are basically the same car. YMMV
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Promised violent GOP attempt at disrupting Electoral College voting ends up being a few meek folks asking to be let in the State Capitol and being turned away by cops
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Sun December 13, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dude, that's the wrong way to get high
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Fri December 11, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Mystery booms in NJ town solved. Turns out it was just a guy who welded together street signs so he can shoot clouds, which scares away the birds that eat his grapes. Oh, and its legal and the cops can't do anything about it
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Thu December 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I don't think the phrase 'Festive Grotto' has been used since the days of Hef calling the cops on James Caan after punching a Playmate
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Hard Boiled News)
 
 
 
First the claws came out. Then things turned deadly
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Proud Boys:"Blue lives matter." Police:"We are closing this bar because of Covid-19 restrictions." Proud Boys:"I FARKING KILL YOU"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It takes a special person to be so drunk that they crash while in the drive thru of a White Castle. Special like a Mayor, for example
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
According to Interpol, the mafia is planning on hijacking new covid-19 vaccine shipments
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Murder Dollhouses, just like Wednesday Addams used to have
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Thu November 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canada: Cops bust illegal THC extraction operation after kid brings home THC-laced candy in its Halloween haul. Shame on the kid for not sharing
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Wed November 25, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Elvis impersonator leaves the house after singing too loudly during a live-stream performance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
4 myths about online safety that all internet users should know. Subby didn't read TFA but assumes they are: 1) All underage women are cops; 2) All hot women are men; 3) The men still want to sleep with you; 4) Fark is not your personal erotica site
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Tue November 24, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
2020's historic pummeling continues as Steve Guttenberg slithers out of his Cocoon to join Cops (Citizens On Patrol) and increase national terror level to Number 5
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Go 30 and you're cited for speeding; go 20 and you're cited for blocking traffic. Well played, British cops
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Sat November 21, 2020
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
South Dakota: Two cops attempt to go Donald Trump on the recent state referendum in which voters legalized marijuana
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Tue November 17, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cops arrest Florida Man for grand theft because metal utility pole strapped to roof of his small sedan didn't come standard
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Fri November 13, 2020
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man determined to get shot by cops calls 911 to announce his plan to go shoot up a Florida store, is met by Florida cops, gets shot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two off-duty cops and four bottles of tequila shot at NC nightclub
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Wed November 11, 2020
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Cops make mistake of putting mask on handcuffed MacGyver
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Fri November 06, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Cops investigating trumpers who wanted to shoot up the convention center where they count votes in Philadelphia. Stochastic terrorism strikes again
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