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Sun January 16, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Hi. Is it okay if we pull the plug on your ICU cancer patient? We have an unvaccinated Covid patient who needs the bed"
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
There's always an old interview that comes back to haunt politicians
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
ESPN's Bart Scott on how the Bills should deal with brutally cold weather Saturday: (a) wear extra layers (b) use the heated bench as much as possible (c) have hot tea on sideline (d) take Viagra before the game
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Wed January 12, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Qevin McQarthy, come on down, you're the next contestant on "Let's Investigate Treason and Sedition"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are no losers in the fight between Turtle and TFG
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Geena Davis was a victim of ageism in Hollywood
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Tue January 11, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese government now officially allowed to use question marks and exclamation points. Will still be disappointed when they try to write a Fark headline
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
At least they found a use for that giant tongue
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Hammond, May, and Clarkson have run out of gas
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Sun January 09, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Major gas shortage anticipated in Quebec
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Thu January 06, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Majority of Republicans think Jan 6th was just a bunch of peaceful tourists
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Because no one buys or reads newspapers anymore, ESPN and Twitter to collaborate on Twitter Tribune, an instaprinted "newspaper" handed to spectators at CFP Championship celebrating most unctuous fan tweets from Alabama-Georgia
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown remains on Buccaneers' roster and wants you to know he has dropped a new rap song. All of this is true
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Mon January 03, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
I think I'm in love... it's almost as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silen... wait, no, what I'd meant was, it's as if McRib started speaking in Japanese
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Fri December 31, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Casino decides to eliminate the poker table middleman and just take high-roller's money from the safe in his room, claiming he checked out early
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Retired military say it's critical to find out which active duty members don't intend to uphold their oaths in the next election
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Sun December 26, 2021
(YourTango)
 
 
 
You're invited to a Build a Bear birthday party where each kid would be making their own bear ... and then it got entitled
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Sat December 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former President of USA de-escalates Ukrainian border standoff
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
NFL QB Aaron Rodgers wants to know why everyone thinks he's an idiot
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Texas residents ask: How come we can't kill those who are not White American enough?
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Buuurrnnnn, Butcher Buuurrrnn, for what do you Yeeeaaarrrnn? How about a Witcher season 2 spoiler discussion threeaaaaddd?
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
No slight too old, no grievance too petty
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's only one real war on Christmas, and it's between people who feel good about lying to children because they were lied to themselves, and people who don't
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TL;DR
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
For when you need better conversation than your anti-vaxxer relatives this holiday season
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Get ready Jesus. Here comes Sarah. She can see the afterlife from her big mouth
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Sun December 19, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
When you call a judge in your child's custody case, make bomb threats and say "I'm about to do some crazy sh-t," guess what - you already did
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Are these really the best TV episodes of 2021?
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Stop, you're hurting me
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Just a Twi'lek girl on a Saturday night, Lookin' for the fight of her life. In the Star Wars world no one sees her at all, They all say she's crazy
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Fri December 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your negative reaction to his Howard Stern interview hurt Ben Affleck's feelings. Wait until he hears about your negative reaction to his acting, personality, speech, and life
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves once dressed up as Dolly Parton for Halloween by wearing the actual Playboy outfit she had worn
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New dating trend brought about by Gen Z "terrifying" Millennials: open communication. Alternate headline: "you're old and you're doing it wrong"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Javier Barden wanted to back out of being Ricky Ricardo but realized he'd have too much 'splaining to do
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Daly: 'Don't drink and order Taco Bell' (with bonus one handed chip)
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Fri December 10, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Pence actually saved America
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Thu December 09, 2021
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Lawmaker who introduced legislation that would require individuals who have not been vaccinated to pay for their own medical expenses if they contract the virus has pulled the legislation, citing "unintended" division and threats. Mainly threats
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Phone of murder suspect Googled how can cops identify a murder scene
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Republicans: No ideas and proud of it
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
TFG to Ohio conservative PAC: stop running ads slamming a guy who now kisses my ass for not having always kissed my ass. PAC: kiss our ass
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Rule requiring town council attendees to come legally armed clarified: it's not limited to physical weapons; you can also come armed with the Bible. But Jesus said "never bring a bible to a gun fight"
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Automotive CEO pledges to keep "leadership position" in EVs despite frequent fires, multibillion dollar recalls, and production stoppages
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Sun November 28, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers: Yes, there's an app for that
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Sat November 27, 2021
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Who knew you could get kidneys at a barbecue joint?
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Fri November 26, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
New member of church tells pastor he has problems with the church's guidelines about incest, winds up having a seat right over here
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Wed November 24, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The tears of Mets Nation - or the shriveled, pathetic remnant of it - are even more delicious when it's the owner in full whine
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A sure-fire conversation starter for your Thanksgiving Day festivities
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money 18 years from now
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
This just in, Keanu Reeves is still the nicest man in Hollywood. And now here's Tom with the weather
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Lifehacker wants to make your kids even more annoying than they already are
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Or you just not talk to people at all, and mind your damned business. That works even better
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Or you just not talk to people at all, and mind your damned business. That works even better
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
🐞🥯🥪
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember, today is Unfriend Day, where you purge all the dead weight from your social media connections. Subby is looking forward to seeing this hitting 100 comments but not seeing a single post in the thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember, today is Unfriend Day, where you purge all the dead weight from your social media connections. Subby is looking forward to seeing this hitting 100 comments but not seeing a single post in the thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband gets angry, raged, and upset when I ask for help preparing for our baby. Should I be concerned?"
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Sun November 14, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pot paints kettle black
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
The real reason for Facebook's "metaverse"? To create the ultimate surveillance and advertising tool
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Thu November 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Talking isn't a lost art so much as it's a rusty tool* *ˢᵗᵃᵗᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵛᵃˡᶦᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵖᵒˡ ᵗᵃᵇ
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Talking isn't a lost art so much as it's a rusty tool* *ˢᵗᵃᵗᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵛᵃˡᶦᵈ ᵒⁿ ᵖᵒˡ ᵗᵃᵇ
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Benedict Nicotinepatch
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Tue November 09, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
I don't know what the article is about. I just saw "Prince Albert" and "Medical complications following surgery", then noped right out of there
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dammit Edgar, get off the pot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A very delusional Donald Trump told RNC chair in January he was leaving the GOP to wreck it and create a new party
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Fri November 05, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ye's an idiot
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Unite the Right" organizers discussed how legal it was to run over people with cars at a protest before people were run over by a car at a protest
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Sat October 30, 2021
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Let's see how schools are doing now they're back to in-person school learning..."I feel like I can't focus on my education. Instead, I'm having conversations with my classmates about escape routes"
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Thu October 28, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Y tho? He/she's not shooting straight with you
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Have you been wondering about what astrologers might have to say about the link between a person's star sign and vaccination status? No? Well, this Utah County was and spent taxpayer money to find out
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Mon October 18, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A man was trying to draw him into conversation about one of the teams. Fraa Jad's T-shirt happened to be emblazoned with the logo of the same team and this had caused the man to jump to a whole set of wrong conclusions in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're performing All of Me in a public market and a Legend is watching?
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(Today)
 
 
 
Interview with Susan Sarandon: Lesbos, sex with David Bowie, and taking drugs to get up early. Okay, maybe not as juicy as it sounds
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Here are eleven words you're likely mispronouncing
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Vandalism inspired by TikTok challenge forces closure of Okanagan washrooms, and official urges TikTokking kids to get a grip. "It doesn't make you a rat to protect the community that you live in"
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I've had my fill of people born in the 1950s imagining how young people would have fared in the 1940s"
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
So teamwork
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Struggling church gets purchased by a brewery. Brewery decides to let church services continue in the space. Subby might get religion
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Thu October 14, 2021
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Didn't see that coming
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
The machines are learning... how to do three-point turns
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Wed October 13, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
A crypto scam that relies on dating apps : Millennial inevitable
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
There is that saying about having a fool for a client, and then there's this genius admitting to felonies that weren't even charged
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Tue October 12, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
How can we convince holdouts to get COVID vaccinations? Easy, have neurosurgeons spend three hours explaining them to individual patrons in crowded sports bars. "It's because I shook a man's hand, I can look him in the eye"
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Sun October 10, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Welcome to FARK
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will James Austin Johnson's Biden return for the cold open? Will Alec Baldwin and Bill Murray answer for January 6? Will Che cancel Jost? Will Kate McKinnon appear? Kim Kardashian hosts and Halsey is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Issa Rae recalls early advice on writing: "Girl, if you want this sh*t to set off to the next level, you got to put a White character in there, then White people will care about it, then NPR is going to write about your sh*t, and it'll blow up"
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
MyBill
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Wed October 06, 2021
(IT Wire)
 
 
 
New AirPods Pro firmware 4A400 enables Conversation Boost at last - how to turn it on in 17 easy steps... 17?
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett's wife says he doesn't know he has Alzheimer's. So he could've just left his heart anywhere?
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Wife's mum, sister, daughter and her all have sex with her husband to bring the family closer together (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Federal Reserve)
 
 
 
Someone at the Federal Reserve thinks really hard about the economy and then realizes none of it makes any sense actually
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought the Turks were film lovers
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Fri October 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, it's time for the FBI to check the Argentine Mistress Preserve
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(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Slow news day: college student caught doing what thousands of college students have done since the beginning of college
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People probably like you more than you think. I know, hard to believe, you being you and all
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Thu September 30, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Recording of John Lennon singing the unreleased 'Radio Peace' only fetches $58K. I suppose the Beatles weren't really that great
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl almost chose Gwar over Nirvana
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh no, that's TOTALLY not a sign of the upcoming apocalypse. Absolutely not (possible NSFW content on page)
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nets media day opens with questions from new beat reporter David Letterman
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa says husband Mark Consuelos likes to use sex to settle their issues. No word on whether that's sex with her or other people
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
No idea, but I took this article from a guy in Baltimore and pretended to write it
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Tue September 21, 2021
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning: "We're in the shower - very strange to see seven guys hanging out back there in the shower" Oh I think we know why Peyton
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
The "porn will always drive technology" cycle begins anew
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Glasgow's Floating Head is back
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