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Fri March 24, 2023       If you want to play the role of Grand Inquisitor of the Hunter Biden inquisition, it's probably best not to brag in an interview about felonies you committed in the past like stealing a political rival's emails and releasing them to the press source: rawstory.com   |   share: 43         One US contractor killed, 5 service members wounded in drone attack on US forces in Syria. US blames Iranian backed militias, responds with airstrikes source: thehill.com   |   share: 17         Aaron Sorkin doesn't think AI couldn't write a walk-and-talk scene source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 45   Thu March 23, 2023       Retired NFL player comes back after realizing having a regular job really sucks source: espn.com   |   share: 14   Wed March 22, 2023       Ozil has disappointed us for the last time source: bbc.com   |   share: 10   Mon March 20, 2023       New DOD study finds military pilots and crews have much higher risk of specific cancers than general population. Researchers theorize they fly too close to the sun and contract the melanomas and the thyroids source: axios.com   |   share: 29         Saint Johns interested in Saint Hookers source: espn.com   |   share: 1         Saint Johns interested in Saint Hookers source: espn.com   |   share: 1         ESPN unaccountably misses key highlight of the National Insignificant Tournament it's contracted to air, ignores last-second backdoor cover of 11.5 spread source: awfulannouncing.com   |   share: 19   Sat March 18, 2023       Everything you wanted to know about being a Sovereign Citizen. Warning: It's a slide show, but still an interesting one source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 155   Fri March 17, 2023     Tottenham manager Conte not expecting the sack after he ballsed up some joke about the massive cock-up with their season source: bbc.com   |   share: 7   Thu March 16, 2023       Ball to have knee surgery, which sounds a lot better than the other way around source: espn.com   |   share: 1         Edwin Diaz out eight months after getting hurt while celebrating win over Dominican Republic. Is this peak #LOLmets? source: espn.com   |   share: 13         City counsel demands immediate removal of crashed aircraft that cost farmer money because his cattle couldn't fark. Texas Tag? source: kbtx.com   |   share: 5         City counsel demands immediate removal of crashed aircraft that cost farmer money because his cattle couldn't fark. Texas Tag? source: kbtx.com   |   share: 5   Tue March 14, 2023       Josh McDaniels wants the whole set source: sportingnews.com   |   share: 24   Fri March 10, 2023       Boeing announces new Air Force One paint scheme. Noticably without the Cheeto stains source: cnn.com   |   share: 86   (Some Guy)       Russian proxy court sentences three Ukrainian soldiers to long prison sentences for war crimes. That's the joke source: zawya.com   |   share: 31   Thu March 09, 2023       Not Funny: SNL Post Production Editors to Strike. Also Not Funny: SNL source: variety.com   |   share: 37   Wed March 08, 2023       Ravens slap non-exclusive franchise tag on Lamar. Come and get him source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 73   Tue March 07, 2023       Hollywood considering crime fighting robot police dogs and maybe making a movie about it too source: ktla.com   |   share: 26         Skip Bayless, just asking questions, just throwing this out there, asks if Ja Morant is a Crip source: awfulannouncing.com   |   share: 32         25,000-square-mile ad hoc wireless network shows up in same article as 400 nuclear-armed ICBMs, but apparently they haven't yet been combined in the right way to form Skynet source: interestingengineering.com   |   share: 8   Mon March 06, 2023       Nothing corrupt here, just a homeless shelter operator whose VP of Housing programs happens to be the sister of NYC Department of Homeless Services administrator Joslyn Carter has won $1.7B in shelter contracts source: nypost.com   |   share: 61   Sun March 05, 2023       Here's an article about a machine that's stuck under the city of Toronto, but it's kind of... boring source: toronto.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 33   Fri March 03, 2023       Most kids at age 15 are dating, playing video games, and going to school, this 15-year-old signed with a professional women's soccer team source: espn.com   |   share: 30         The Celebrity Zone is for VIP loading and unloading only. There are no unwashed masses allowed in or near the Celebrity Zone. The Cattle Zone is for unwashed masses source: wfaa.com   |   share: 46         Juju Smith-Schuster working hard to be the most hated man in Philadelphia since Santa Claus source: inquirer.com   |   share: 18   Thu March 02, 2023       Quick moved quickly from LA to Columbus and now to Vegas source: yahoo.com   |   share: 23         Don Sweeney is back at it this morning with a trade for Tyler Bertuzzi and a contract extension for David Pastrnak. Subby has some words to eat about Trader Donny source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 28   Wed March 01, 2023       Delta pilots approve new contract with 34% raises. United pilots allowed up to two free punches to the face source: cnbc.com   |   share: 15         USAF selects Boeing E-7A Wedgetail for airborne battle management to replace aging fleet of E-3 AWACS. Guess they don't build them like B-52s anymore. Rock Lobster source: af.mil   |   share: 19         Homebuyers' mortgage demand hits a 28-year low as your dreams of owning a split-level van down by the river refuse still to materialize source: cnbc.com   |   share: 51   Tue February 28, 2023       It seems that investment in Deshaun Watson might not be paying the dividends they expected and the Browns may restructure his contract source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 40         CM Punk threatens fan with a good time source: wrestlinginc.com   |   share: 19         The Pentagon lost track of $220B in military hardware it gave out to military contractors. The money probably could have gone to a better use, but oh well, anyway source: news-journal.com   |   share: 78         Canada Soccer president steps down after multiple provincial federations ask him to resign over labor discord and financial issues. He doesn't say sorry source: tsn.ca   |   share: 3         Remember RealNetworks, the company that made RealPlayer? It's still around, and now they're putting facial recognition on military drones source: vice.com   |   share: 27   Mon February 27, 2023       Carson Cutz source: espn.com   |   share: 32         Of course the Christian faith based health insurance pools are a grift. You should be grateful your payments to the plan bought me this new yacht source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 124   Sun February 26, 2023       All those rumors about Manny going to the Mets were Mach Ado about nothing, as he signs 11-year contract extension source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 10   Sat February 25, 2023       Heineken faces boycott after failing to pull out of Russian market, stop spilling on the servers source: thedrinksbusiness.com   |   share: 25         More Big Bangs could be in the future for the universe, at your mom's place source: futurism.com   |   share: 26   Fri February 24, 2023       Today in NFL contracts are basically just suggestions. All Pro Bobby Wagner will be cut just 12 months into his 5 year contract source: espn.com   |   share: 90         TikTok employee goes viral after stealing company assets on day after being laid off. "Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had" source: nypost.com   |   share: 27   Thu February 23, 2023       I don't want to cry, but this news ensures it's going to happen any day now source: superthrowbackparty.net   |   share: 8         Norfolk Southern gives into the union on sick days. Proof that Dark Brandon sabotaged the train as part of his 3D chess game source: cnn.com   |   share: 13         Norfolk Southern gives into the union on sick days. Proof that Dark Brandon sabotaged the train as part of his 3D chess game source: cnn.com   |   share: 13         One of these times one of us will be right and we will continue the same line until it is true, even if we have to force it source: ca.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 7   Tue February 21, 2023       Ball wont source: espn.com   |   share: 25         Hey, you got your Xbox in my Nintendo. Hey, you got your Nintendo in my Xbox. Mmmm source: kotaku.com   |   share: 45         NBA player Meyers Leonard: Sorry for making an antisemitic slur two years ago. After being out of the NBA for two years, I have learned my lesson. We cool? NBA title contender Bucks: Here is a 10-day contract to play for us source: cbssports.com   |   share: 8   Sun February 19, 2023       Wait. Back up. What do you mean Lamar Jackson doesn't have an agent? source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 47   Fri February 17, 2023       Attending college and tight for cash? You could always become an exam contractor, which is apparently a growth industry source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: 6   Wed February 15, 2023       Alive since at least 1 Million B.C., the world's oldest woman, Raquel Welch has died source: nbc4i.com   |   share: 122   Mon February 13, 2023       Tonight on RAW: Miz pull double duty: hosting Seth on Miz TV and taking another trip on the Boogs Cruise. Ali takes on Bronson, Lashley & Lesner sign a contract and Mella, Nikki & Asuka vs Liv, Raquel & Nattie. See who gets the mist at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 234   Sun February 12, 2023       Turkey arrests 130 building contractors for the death of 33,000+. They'd arrest the building inspectors, but they don't have any source: nypost.com   |   share: 67         Might be a stoopid question, but who cares: If you're, say, an athlete with a contract for $10 million a year, how do you get paid? It's not like they're gonna mail you a check for $193,000 every Friday, is it? Just curious source: fark.com   |   share: 74   Sat February 11, 2023       Elon Musk uses this one weird trick to avoid paying his employees source: forbes.com   |   share: 29         Police are paying for AI to analyze body cam audio for 'professionalism'. No word on what they plan to do to the officers found practicing such outdated behavior source: popsci.com   |   share: 11   Fri February 10, 2023       Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin Gets Its First NASA Contract For Mars Mission. Shatner says "Count me in" source: ndtv.com   |   share: 17         NASA awards launch contract of a Mars probe being built by Rocket Lab to Blue Origin presumably because Elon is not cool anymore. Blue Origin trifecta is now in play source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 11   Tue February 07, 2023       Hello darkness, my old friend. Should I return to the Pack again? source: espn.com   |   share: 25         Skip Useless says Lakers should have traded LeBron James for Kyrie Irving. Too bad under NBA rules, that trade is IMPOSSIBLE source: awfulannouncing.com   |   share: 18         I guess he couldn't find a better challenger source: yahoo.com   |   share: 8   Sun February 05, 2023       Trump 2016 campaign has settled with staffer who sued them over the NDA she had to sign, paying $450,000. More importantly, the settlement negates the NDAs 422 other staffers had to sign, meaning they are now free to speak out about what they saw source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 96   Mon January 30, 2023       Another of the Village People admits to voting twice in the 2020 election source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 81         Hey, psssssst, wanna' earn some fast cash? All you gotta' do is drag this here asteroid to earth (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 19         MT Department of Environmental Quality sees no issue approving 160-acre gravel pit near the Ewam Garden of One Thousand Buddhas on the Flathead Indian Reserva-, wait, back up there source: kpax.com   |   share: 47   Sat January 28, 2023       Truth Social users beg TFG to please stop running shady ads: "I've been scammed more than once"...and that doesn't even include getting swindled into voting for him in the first place source: uproxx.com   |   share: 144   Fri January 27, 2023       Credit card debt? Try inheriting money source: apnews.com   |   share: 52         Ted Cruz (R-oach colony wearing an ill-fitting humon suit): "I want to spend 0.000043 bitcoin on a Snickers bar, but none of the vending machines in the Capitol take them, so here's proposed legislation" source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 84   Thu January 26, 2023       LSU tells Brian Kelly that 'bank error in your favor' only works in Monopoly source: espn.com   |   share: 13   Wed January 25, 2023       Railroad companies barely scraping by thanks to government imposed union contract source: cnn.com   |   share: 53         Candace Owens announces a night of the long knives for Steven Crowder. Let them eat each other source: mediaite.com   |   share: 37   Tue January 24, 2023       On strike from New York, it's Saturday Night source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 39         Consulting firm to Twitter: "How about paying our $2 million+ consulting bill?" Elon: "New twit, who dis?" source: theregister.com   |   share: 26         Consulting firm to Twitter: "How about paying our $2 million+ consulting bill?" Elon: "New twit, who dis?" source: theregister.com   |   share: 26   Mon January 23, 2023       Fark you, Russia. Ukraine's going to build two more nuclear plants, with hookers and antiaircraft blowers source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 48         Tonight WWE RAW celebrates 30 years on TV: Becky faces Bayley in a steel cage, Theory defends his U.S. title vs Lashley. The Bloodline put Sami "on trial". What legends will show up? I'm hoping for Shockmaster & The Yeti. Find out at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 335   Sat January 21, 2023 (Some Guy)       Fly the hot cocoa sampler skies source: unitedafa.org   |   share: 6   Fri January 20, 2023       Tonight on FFF: Smackdown has K.O. and Roman do the contract signing bit. Drew & Sheamus have a BMMSM match vs the Viking Raiders. Then on Rampage, Willie Mack vs Brian Cage, Garcia vs Andretti. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX then 10 PM ET on TNT source: wwe.com   |   share: 143         Aroldis Chapman inks 1-year deal with the Royals source: espn.com   |   share: 13   Thu January 19, 2023       Once again for everyone in the back: all the contract killers on the internet are FBI agents source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 73         Aaron Donald, formerly the former NFL D Linemen for the Rams source: nfl.com   |   share: 10         Aaron Donald, formerly the former NFL D Linemen for the Rams source: nfl.com   |   share: 10         Flo Rida can continue to not make hits with no financial worries thanks to $82.6 million-win in a breach of contract lawsuit against beverage maker Celsius source: superthrowbackparty.net   |   share: 12   Wed January 18, 2023       From the Maybe Also Have a Backup to the One That Brought Ya, Though. Just in case. Department source: wfaa.com   |   share: 5   Tue January 17, 2023       Blue Jays go full Mets, sign Bonilla to multimillion dollar contract source: sportsnet.ca   |   share: 5   Mon January 16, 2023       Vegas Golden Knights goalie fails to save source: apnews.com   |   share: 38         Former Wagner unit commander channels his inner Sir Robin and seeks asylum in Norway before the hammer of Putin comes down just like the guy before him source: cnn.com   |   share: 51         Before Kliff Kingsbury gets too comfortably ensconced in Thailand with Bidwill's money, he should remember he doesn't collect all his Cardinals buyout unless he makes an honest attempt to find a job somewhere source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 13   Sat January 14, 2023       Florida Gators forgot the most important part about paying $13,000,000 for a new quarterback... the check has to clear source: foxnews.com   |   share: 27   Fri January 13, 2023       The Buc stops here for Andrew McCutchen source: espn.com   |   share: 14   Thu January 12, 2023       "Living in New York is now healthier" is something you probably never thought you'd read but here we are source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9   Wed January 11, 2023       Rafael Devers' contract with Boston has deferred money through 2043. Bobby Bonilla unavailable for comment source: apnews.com   |   share: 8   Tue January 10, 2023       Twins get Gucci for almost fifty percent off source: cbssports.com   |   share: 12         Twins get Gucci for almost fifty percent off source: cbssports.com   |   share: 12         The Carlos Correa saga continues with Carlos and the Minnesota Twins working to finalizing a six-year, $200 million contract. Fark: Pending a physical source: espn.com   |   share: 33         1) Retire and get nothing 2) Sit around doing nothing until St. Paddy's Day, get cut, and earn $12 million to do nothing in 2023. 3) QB Colts/new team in 2023 for $29 million guaranteed. Choose 1, My Lord source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 34         1) Retire and get nothing 2) Sit around doing nothing until St. Paddy's Day, get cut, and earn $12 million to do nothing in 2023. 3) QB Colts/new team in 2023 for $29 million guaranteed. Choose 1, My Lord source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 34   Sun January 08, 2023       Tomorrow might be a really bad day to get sick in New York City source: cnn.com   |   share: 38         Tomorrow might be a really bad day to get sick in New York City source: cnn.com   |   share: 38   Sat January 07, 2023 (pethelpful.com)       A freezing stray cat struts in from the cold to find a forever home. Still has to get their dinner from a garbage can, though source: pethelpful.com   |   share: 6   Fri January 06, 2023       Taliban signs first international agreement since taking power with...come on, take a guess source: voanews.com   |   share: 49   Thu January 05, 2023       Meta fined €390m after the EU's data authority rejected the company's argument that users agree to receive ads based on their personal data when they enter into a "contract" with its social media platforms via the terms and conditions they sign source: theguardian.com   |   share: 5         FTC proposes banning non-compete clauses in contracts across the economy source: thehill.com   |   share: 30         Celsius exchange fraudster Mashinsky: "Banks are not your friends." Bankruptcy judge: "not your crypto, deposits belong to Celsius" source: axios.com   |   share: 12   Mon January 02, 2023       When it came time for the Confederate monuments to come down on Monument Avenue in Richmond, VA all the local white owned contracting companies refused the job fearing the backlash. He didn't. They call him MISTER Henry source: msn.com   |   share: 72   Fri December 30, 2022       Under contract. Really? source: zillow.com   |   share: 119   Thu December 29, 2022       On this date, in 1170, Henry II's hiat contract on meddlesome priests was completed. The Sun was there (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 35         Kanye West "missing", presumably went into hiding. And nothing of value was lost source: allhiphop.com   |   share: 55   Tue December 27, 2022       At this point, the Pittsburgh Pirates are reduced to signing pitchers from the local retirement home just to fill out the roster source: espn.com   |   share: 19         The Carlos Correa sh*tshow is the gift that keeps giving; he is refusing to restructure his NY Mets contract (which wasn't even signed, but Cohen's public comments locked his numbers in), now three teams are pursing Correa source: sportsnaut.com   |   share: 18         The Proletariat are acting uppity again source: engadget.com   |   share: 11   Sun December 25, 2022       Twitter's contract janitors went on strike, and lost their jobs. Which raises the question, with all those Twitter workers sleeping in their office, who is cleaning the bathrooms? source: twitter.com   |   share: 32   Sat December 24, 2022       After 600 days on strike, this is the second Christmas that Alabamians won't get coal in their stockings source: theguardian.com   |   share: 13         Venue for couples dying to get married source: yahoo.com   |   share: 26   Fri December 23, 2022       Trump Org guilty verdict opens door for his NYC golf course contract to end, make the Bronx beautiful once again source: gothamist.com   |   share: 29   Thu December 22, 2022       Russian forces in Ukraine increasingly made up of rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bank robbers and Methodists source: bbc.com   |   share: 43         Begun, the lawsuits filed by former Twitter employees fired by Elmo have source: cnn.com   |   share: 53   Wed December 21, 2022       The Knicks' latest failure: attempting college ba$ketball move$ source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: 6   Tue December 20, 2022       I'm not sure which is worse: The San Francisco Giants spending $350M on an overrated SS who knew what pitches were coming or the fact that they may be off the hook for that due to their own incompetence source: yardbarker.com   |   share: 21   Sun December 18, 2022       Wall Street DudeBro who caught Judge's record breaking home run takes a 50% loss after auction. Much like all the stocks he picked for his clients source: nypost.com   |   share: 22   Sat December 17, 2022       Headlines expected to suffer as writer's strike looms source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 15   Fri December 16, 2022       In a move absolutely no one could've seen coming, another vendor Musk stiffed is suing Twitter source: msn.com   |   share: 12         In latest breakup news, Rodon moves from San Francisco to New York, possibly to be as far from Godzilla as possible source: espn.com   |   share: 20   Wed December 14, 2022       The San Francisco Giants just paid $350 million for an overrated shortstop whose best season was five years ago when he knew what pitches were coming source: espn.com   |   share: 52   Tue December 13, 2022       Wait a minute, the link to today's word of the day was listed about 2 years ago? The people who pick these words must be real fiduciary bags source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 1   Sat December 10, 2022       Meh: a 1965 contract worth up to $5,000. Fark: the physical contract itself, at auction source: bbc.com   |   share: 27   Fri December 09, 2022       This project was originally named JEDI, so there's probably a Force Ghost meme for this news, but I think Bill Gates would have to be dead source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 12   Thu December 08, 2022       Having ruined the Houston Texans and set back the Alabama offense, Bill O'Brien looks to further deflate the Patriots source: audacy.com   |   share: 14         WWE's Sasha Banks is turning Japanese, I think she's turning Japanese, I really think so source: cagesideseats.com   |   share: 8         None of the news that is fit to print source: cnn.com   |   share: 12   (Some Ugly Guy)       The most beautiful female soccer player in the world has spoken with regards as to who is the GOAT in men's soccer. Well, that settles it source: sportsbrief.com   |   share: 22         Formula 1 extends the Dutch GP contract until 2025. There's no Verstappen them now source: bbc.com   |   share: 3   Wed December 07, 2022 (Some Guy)       Denver Broncos have a serious case of buyer's remorse source: essentiallysports.com   |   share: 74   Mon December 05, 2022       Former US Rep. David Rivera (R-FL25) arrested for signing $50 million consulting contract with Venezuela "to curry favor with the ... Trump administration," not registering as foreign agent. Another one bites the bust source: local10.com   |   share: 32         Want to ride the ponies at Griffith Park in Los Angeles? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD source: abc7.com   |   share: 28         Trea turns to Philly source: mlbtraderumors.com   |   share: 29         Air Force General sits down with venture capitalists to "pick some winners" of future defense contracts. Apparently you can just do this publicly now source: defensenews.com   |   share: 39   Sun December 04, 2022       Which means ticket prices will likely increase by 35% source: cnbc.com   |   share: 21         World Cup Round of 16 continues at 10AM ET with reigning champion Les Bleus not having lost to Poland at the WC since before anyone on either side was even born. Then at 2PM, Three Lions look to devour African champion Senegal. Stay hungry my friends source: espn.com   |   share: 353   Fri December 02, 2022       The crypto beatings will continue until morale improves source: cnn.com   |   share: 37   Thu December 01, 2022       Facing the nightmare scenario of both Alabama and Ohio State missing the playoffs, the CFP expands to 12 teams source: apnews.com   |   share: 17   Wed November 30, 2022       Germany follows up on their criticism of Qatar's human rights record by signing a 15 year contract to buy Qatari natural gas. That'll teach 'em source: theguardian.com   |   share: 50   Mon November 28, 2022       Tonight on RAW: Dexter battles Miz for a WWE contract. Theory brags how he overcame the odds to fall on Seth for the U.S. Title. Bianca looks for a new #1 contender. How will The Judgement Day deal with Finn's loss to A.J. Find out at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 247   Sat November 26, 2022       The contractors who write official tweets for Texas senators started drinking early for the holidays source: twitter.com   |   share: 85

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