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Mon October 18, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nearly 10mil of you with student loans will have your servicer switched by the end of the year. Press "5" to find the closest loan servicer to your state, "9" to hear this message again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fauci: 'It's going to be within our capability' to prevent another COVID surge. COVIDiots: Hold our horse paste
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Sun October 17, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cam's aversion to vaccines isn't nearly as strong as his desire to be employed
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
"Better sell this stock before the price tanks as a direct result of my actions" -CEO man
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The strike is off. There is a deal. Hooray for Hollywood
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Prejudiced Peggy goes full stupid, has racist meltdown after neighbor speaks to contractor in Spanish: 'Speak American'
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
1st ever radio waves have been detected from a planet outside our solar system, are immediately rejected because they are not progressive enough
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Israel to get their first 7-11, except for on the Sabbath when it will be known as 7-Sundown
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
The GQP controlled New Hampshire Executive Council (the real power in the state) just voted to reject $27 million in Federal Covid Relief Funds that the GOP Governor said was absolutely essential to battle Covid, because Fark y'all, that's why
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real reason that celebrity chef Bobby Flay left the Food Network was because he wanted a $100 million contract (a bigger contract that Guy Fieri's), and the food suits said no
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real reason that celebrity chef Bobby Flay left the Food Network was because he wanted a $100 million contract (a bigger contract that Guy Fieri's), and the food suits said no
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Covid mask mandate protesters postpone protest after a member contracts ... well, you can guess
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because of extreme home prices and their mountains of student debt, Millennials are now pooling their money together with roommates or other people they're not married to fulfill the dream of homeownership
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops to get virtual training simulator. So... it's like an actual training simulator, but more virtual? Or it simulates a virtual training? Either way, congrats on spending $62K for what sounds like a Roblox game
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops to get virtual training simulator. So... it's like an actual training simulator, but more virtual? Or it simulates a virtual training? Either way, congrats on spending $62K for what sounds like a Roblox game
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Sat October 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden cancels more wall contracts, giving landowners back what belongs to them
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Crew of the Crew-3 mission have chosen a name for their brand spanking new SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule. Gotta love that new capsule scent
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
US government will slap contractors with civil lawsuits for hiding their britches
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
White Sox fan catches home run with her prosthetic leg. Rookie contract offer from Cubs expected soon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
France sends ambassador back to Australia after row. That's really far. I hope they let him rest his arms for a bit first
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Wed October 06, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Dallas Cowboys decide to pay Jaylon Smith 9.8 million dollars to not play football for them any more this year. Their roster must have had too damned much depth
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A Jedi from Star Wars, the Oracle from The Matrix, and nine Supreme Court Justices walk into a Fark headline. Like Hollywood, Subby is out of original ideas
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
News: 2022 to be FIDE "Year of the Woman in Chess." Fark: Sponsored by breast enlargement company
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(Variety)
 
 
 
You may wanna get ready to kiss your film and TV goodbye for a few months, all because the studios don't want to pay the behind-the-scenes crew what they're worth
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Black Widow and The Mouse have settled
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Breaking Defense)
 
 
 
Dynetics Beats Out Iron Dome For Army Missile Defense Contract. Vows to shoot down Xenu and his DC-8 spacecraft
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk shows how classy he is by sending Jeff Bezos a statue of number 2
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some people punch Nazis. Others pose as delivery services and get the Nazis to hire them to distribute a million campaign flyers, then send them back to the Nazis' offices two days before the election
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CDC study of Arizona schools grade K-12: Universal mask mandates lower the risk of students contracting covid by 3.5x
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Fri September 24, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs, with billionaire owners who cried poverty, plan to be "really active" in free agency
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana's lone representative tweets his opposition to Afghan refugees being resettled in his state, leading to thousands in donations to support those refugees
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
MOD asks companies if they'd like to have a go at removing the masts from the sunken SS Richard Montgomery so it's no longer a danger to shipping. Oh, and if they can also remove the unexploded ordnance while they're at it, that'd be great
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
France may lose another military contract, this time to Russian soldiers on vacation
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
New York mobster gives out endorsements like they were Montreal garbage collection contracts
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Furious Best Korea warns of 'countermeasures' over submarine deal, will next issue a damning declaration about missing two-for-one offer at McDonald's on National Cheeseburger Day
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Space News)
 
 
 
Pentagon wants nuclear rockets for faster travel beyond Earth orbit. They are offering contracts if you can help. This makes me very angry, very angry indeed
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Fri September 17, 2021
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
DumDum Gregorius on his injuries this year: "Some people say it's from the vaccine. I will say it's likely from that, too"
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you agree to pay your victim millions of dollars to buy their silence about a crime you committed against them, that's a binding contract and you still have to pay even if if everybody later finds out what you did anyway, Mr. Speaker
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Vettel Stroll will keep driving for Aston Martin
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Wed September 15, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Raytheon first major US defense contractor to require COVID-19 vaccinations for all US employees
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
You may think smart home devices are stupid. But at least your contractor didn't embed obsolete tablets full of bloatware into the wall of your apartment
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Rep. Omar hasn't reported making any money from her book because she hasn't made any money from her book
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(Digg)
 
 
 
How I found out I was old. It will happen to you, too. Bonus: linking to a Digg article about a Reddit thread
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Jeez, between the Afghanistan withdrawal and now the #2 military guy saying Congress can cut the defense budget, military contractors have been getting the shaft lately
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Mon September 13, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Detroit's OCP signs a new Israeli contract. Murphy not cool with the low humidity and dust
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson: I am just worried about football, not finances
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Sun September 12, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Covidiot shocked, shocked I tell you, that he can be fired for cause for refusing to comply with company policy after refusing to get vaccinated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kentucky man who paid COVID "no attention" wants you to know that he's smarter now, seeing as how he contracted it and all, and thinks you should be listening to his advice now
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After being informed that it's illegal to replace employees with poorly paid contractors, company goes with the old "We are above the law" strategy. Let's see how that worked out for them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
German soccer player fined $2,000 for punching his girlfriend... no... wait... $2,000,000
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend is drawing up a 17-page relationship contract two weeks after your first Tinder date, maybe she's not the right one for you
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Thu September 09, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A new season is upon us with the Cowboys and Buccaneers facing off in Tampa. Dak Prescott or Tom Brady? Will Ezekiel Elliott runs over the Bucs? Any surprises? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
22 poor management mistakes that bankrupted (or nearly so) successful businesses. Come for Yahoo declining to buy Google for $1M, stay for Schwinn deciding mountain bikes were a fad
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The judge presiding over Scarlett Johansson's lawsuit against Disney has recused himself after it was disclosed that he was receiving a monthly pension from O'Melveny & Myers LLP - the legal counsel representing Disney
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Fri September 03, 2021
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Producing "counterfeit" lube is a slippery slope to more serious crimes
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
You know those contractors that don't show up every day because they're trying to do 3 different jobs at once? The feds are suing one for causing amputations. Wait, I meant surgeon, that's it - a surgeon
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(Westword)
 
 
 
The Denver pastor who used to gleefully read obituaries of people who died from AIDS while blaring "Another One Bites the Dust" has contracted COVID. Here's hoping it shows him as much compassion as he has shown others
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
You can't have your restaurant supplies. Not yours
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Good news for us slackers: sitting in the back of the classroom is correlated with a lower risk of contracting SARS-CoV2 from your unvaccinated teacher
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I love playing with Ben"
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
The Iceman Retireth
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Incoming Ohio State quarterback hasn't taken a snap with them yet but is now already a millionaire
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Mon August 30, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Contractor fatally shot after argument over tile work pricing, as apparently the home owner could not accept the contractor's inability to say anything other than 'I am Grout'
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Megan Thee Stallion wins lawsuit against label, gets immediate clearance to release remix collab of BTS' "Butter" which adds her fierce rap to smooth K-pop stylings
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jesus forgives, and apparently so does Ben Zobrist
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently, Harry Kane was watching. That or Man City wasn't willing to pony up the 150 million
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Perpetually terrible Pirates to perpetually terrible Gregory Polanco: We have waived you so that you can take your talents to a postseason contender who will pay rest of your contract. (crickets) (pause) Well then
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bust out the "Let them fight" memes. We got us a live one here
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Klutch wasn't Klutch and cost Noel $58 million dollars. Guess when someone offers you $70 million you should say "yes," but that's just me
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Yes, is the Chicago Bears GM? Raiders GM Mike Mayock here. Remember when I drunk dialed you a few years ago and traded all pro LB Khalil Mack for a bag of magic beans? Yea, um, can we have him back, pretty please?"
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Cable news is dominated by the same Afghanistan hawks who created this debacle. Bonu$: many of them now are on the boards of or work for defense contractors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Musk and Bezos argue over the moon. Sad to say, neither is getting sent there
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Thu August 19, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi's debut for PSG might be Clinton'd in the Boobies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Danny DeVito wants you to put down your Oreos and Ritz crackers. Rum ham still ok
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Governor Abbott-19 tested positive for COVID, his office raced to inform everyone he'd been in contact with. Meanwhile, in Texas public schools
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If Governor Greg Abbott isn't a complete farking moron, he'll learn this one critical lesson from his experience in contracting COVID-19. Narrator: Except that Governor Greg Abbott is a complete farking moron
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Solo has issues with kneeling during soccer matches, also dislikes mystical energy fields controlling her destiny
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Colin Jost confirms that he and Scarlett Johansson had sex
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Tue August 17, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
America's defense contractors: I see this as an absolute win
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anyone know anyone secretly holding down two full-time remote jobs at the same time and not working more than 40 hours a week between both jobs? Or is this just a made up thing?
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
You know how vendors/contractors don't always train the folks using their product to fix and maintain said product? It's like that except in this case it lead to the collapse of the Afghan military
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(Lambgoat)
 
 
 
In a strange Twist, KoRn's tour plans are not Here To Stay- Jonathan Davis contracts Covid, trying to avoid joining the Dead Bodies Everywhere
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow blocks own teammate; naturally, Skip Bayless tries to put him in Canton
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The fully vaxxed are 4 times less likely to contract the Covid, 14 times less likely to be hospitalized because of the Covid. Anti-vaxxers should be beaten over the head with this news
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Sun August 15, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Abbott declares public health crisis, directs $25,000,000 to be spent vaccinating everyone in the state. JUST KIDDING, it's $25,000,000 toward a concrete border wall. Holy Farkballs: $25,000,000 for just two miles of wall
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Sat August 14, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nurses in New Brunswick are fed up. Also, this is the machine that goes BING
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Fri August 13, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
When it comes to federal staff and contractors, the Biden Administration has adopted a Pokémon strategy: Gotta vaccinate 'em all
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
SAG-AFTRA President Andrea Zuckerman weighs in on the Scarlett Johansson-Disney Lawsuit by holding up sign: BLACK WIDOW GRADUATES
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One man, two widows, and one funeral home will make one wacky comedy once the lawsuit is settled
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Space manufacturer startup buys its first three launches
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Tue August 10, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
*Former* Lakers G Dennis Schroder declined a 4-yr, $84M Laker contract extension in March; now he'd be lucky to get a one year deal for $5.9M. This might surprise you, but he's really upset about this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you work from home, does your employer have the legal right to lower your salary?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bam Magera sues Johnny Knoxville & Co claiming he's found the title "Jackass Forever" to be misleading
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Mon August 09, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After losing all that weight Adele signs a fat contract for a residency in Vegas but will commute on from LA by private jet. It seems she's forgotten how footprints work
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently it takes a minimum of 6 people dying and 10-15 ending up in the hospital for their church to start promoting the Covid vaccine. "Davis ... is certain the members didn't contract the virus at the church"
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beef over £20M of Bacon may turn into game of chicken
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Fri August 06, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police union to Pittsburgh: fark democracy
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kansas Sen, Roger Marshal demand the DOJ open an investigation into a matter of CRITICAL national importance: Whether ESPN played a role in Texas and Oklahoma leaving the Big 12 to join the SEC
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Wed August 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's time once again for America's wealthy building contractors to trim up their goatees and trailer their Harleys to Sturgis, South Dakota, for what has become the nation's premier annual super-spreader event
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Winnipeg re-signs Stanley. Mrs Roper unavailable for comment
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If Robin Lopez admitted this is the reason he signed with the Magic, it will surprise absolutely no one
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Details on Scarlet Johansson vs The House of Mouse. She's got a case - a Strong one
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kaat returns to Yankee Stadium and provides best Yankee performance of the night
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Mon August 02, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mets owner tweets the quiet part out loud on why he didn't sign the team's number one pick. Mets fans react in their usual calm manner
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Sun August 01, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jungle Cruise sails the pandemic seas with $30 million and is #1 at the box office. Old manages to retain the #2 spot despite being a streaming pile of #2, The Green Knight Gawain strong at #3 with $6 million as Stillwater sinks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland will keep its Chubb for three more years
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Sat July 31, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Emma Stone as Black Widow
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Fri July 30, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the "Summer of Cena" but Roman decided to face Finn at SummerSlam instead? Jimmy Uso faces Rey, glad he doesn't have to drive to the match. Will Smackdown have a shock return? Will there be a shock debut? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Kevin Feige sides with Scarlett Johansson
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When you think of states where politicians get into tense confrontations requiring security intervention, you don't think of Rhode Island
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Thu July 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Force is with Northrop
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Wed July 28, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, from your first day of camp, which you're going to delay
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Tue July 27, 2021
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple contractors working in sweatshop conditions, with impossible quotas and broken air conditioners. Fark: in Texas
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
Shut it down, Shut it all down
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So ends Green Bay's long local nightmare
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Corrected headline: Jeff Bezos offers $2,000,000,000 bribe for federal contract
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Mon July 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Assume everyone is unvaccinated like you assume every gun is loaded
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Sun July 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An agreement has been reached, party dip and nachos for everyone
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Fri July 23, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Retired New Jersey school superintendent now looking for a bigger boat after getting $1.1 million by staying on the payroll
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Labor agreements reached for thousands of Minnesota state employees don'tcha know
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Wed July 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Arsenal pulls out of Florida Cup after members contract Covid, realizing they have to travel to Florida
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Tue July 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL mock expansion draft: Projecting all 30 players the Seattle Kraken will re-lease
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Saquon Barkley to receive $10,500,000 in future endorsement money in Bitcoin. He wants all $9,500,000 exclusively in the crypto. What does he advertise to earn $11,500,000, anyway?
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Fri July 16, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The man who helped create the red, white, and blue basketball; the slam dunk contest, gave Wayne Gretzky and Mark Messier their first pro contracts, and co-produced the "Battle of the Sexes" tennis match among many other things, is dead at 94
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Fark Favorite, Princess Cariboo; Kevin Kline is one lucky bastard
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Thu July 15, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britney now wants to press charges against her daddy. Wait - perhaps we should go with umm, "father"
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Wed July 14, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barcelona will still have a Messi on their hands
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Xander Bogaerts wants to wear Red Sox uniform for entire career, know why he was named after randomly scattered Scrabble tiles
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Tue July 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Probe launched into strip club 'entertainment' and gifts given to Amtrak staff. Probe. Staff. Heh heh. Heh heh
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
New hotness: athletes using fake weights in offseason training videos
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Falcons terminate LB Barkevious Mingo's contract after indecency with child charge. A Mingo stole my baby
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What is Richard Branson's spaceflight endgame?
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Sun July 11, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Putative Homeowner: Well, I've hit my golden years, I'm selling my house up North and moving to sunny Florida. Municipality: Yeah, about that. We're seizing half the profits from the sale
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Fri July 09, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mark Cavendish goes full Eddy Merckx
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Derek Carr wasn't the 'motherf-ker' Tom Brady was mocking
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Thu July 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yu-Gi-Uh-Oh for Antoine Griezmann
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
MLB extends Trevor Bauer's administrative absence, and if you look at MLB's history of disciplining players who *haven't* been criminally charged, he could be gone for a very, very long time
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
New Delta Variant data confirms that it presents with symptoms that more closely mimic a common cold, unless you're not vaccinated, and then it may cause you to contract common death
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's largest telecom ordered to refund $500 to customers who were unable to achieve the maximum advertised speeds of their internet service, or one dollar for every minute they spent on the phone jumping through hoops with support
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Wed July 07, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders to win Super Bowl over Packers, then sign Davante Adams away from them
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Never was a cornflake girl. Thought it was a good solution, hanging with the raisin girls. She's gone to the other side in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This might not end well. May I suggest a 50 year payment plan?
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pentagon enacts Order 66
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Cecily Strong doesn't give a solid answer about her SNL plans
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
NFL will allow teams to use two different helmet designs in 2022; this means we may get the chance to see Tom Brady not just in the creamsicle jerseys, but with Bucco Bruce throwback helmet
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Wed June 23, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
With the US pulling out and Taliban taking over (again), the lives of Afghan contractors and translators who worked for coalition forces will soon be worth less than a truckload of dead rats at a tampon factory
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Subby needs a professional cornholer t-shirt to impress the ladies
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Oh, the huge Manatee County Covid outbreak
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Mon June 21, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump Organization sues NYC over contracts canceled by city following 1/6 US Capitol insurrection led by Trump, minions. "You do that, and you lose the privilege of doing business with the City of New York. It's as simple as that"
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Sun June 20, 2021
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is still a scary mystery, but at least it led to a fulfilling nomadic career of doing contract work while living in a van for these meddling kids
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Warner Bros paid Damn Yankees $1 million not to make a third album. Subby will pass the hat and start with $20 to make sure they don't make a fourth album
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"The contractions got so bad I got quiet. All of a sudden I couldn't even scream, and I realized - crap - we're having a road baby"
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