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Sat July 24, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The same cops tasked with policing resistance to pipelines anticipate financial benefits from oil companies moving into their areas. How do you say "Conflict of Interest" in cop?
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Texas gunman pulls a Florida move by highjacking an ambulance with patients and EMTs inside
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh no, the prisoner we were guarding escaped. Oh wait, there he is walking down the street. Uh that doesn't look like ... I SAID there he is
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michigan sheriff alarms small-town clerks with his questions about election fraud, satanic masonic world takeover, and whereabouts of red Swingline stapler
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
When beating up people, about 20% of the LAPD officers are too busy in the beating up process to turn on their body cameras
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Who does this?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Good news, Washington State residents: decisions on Constitutional law will henceforth be made by people who have met the requirements of being at least 21 and possessing a diploma or GED and then getting elected
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gold toilet found in Russian police bribery probe. Somehow Mar-A-Lago not involved
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Couple ransacks, robs dollar store. No word on where they plan to retire with $27 worth of stolen treasure
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Tue July 20, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cop catches people jumping from burning building. No word on what he charged them with
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Sun July 18, 2021
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Life is not a video game"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Death Race 2020: Not a sequel, for real
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America's national pastimes collide outside of Nationals Park
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Sat July 17, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
The town of Asheville, NC is facing a major problem of A) too many stoned hippies freaking out the tourists, B) too many black bears roaming the streets freaking out the tourists or C) officers leaving the police department due to poor morale
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Turns out the police officer who asked for backup after being pursued by a drone was really being followed by the planet Jupiter
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Fri July 16, 2021
(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
I can only presume the verse in question wasn't "Thou shalt not kill"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two former cops arrested for their role in the insurrection, all because they blabbed to family. Welp, they're Tucked
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
El Camino Man strikes police cars in El Monte, as some say El Oh El
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This is my rifle / this is my gun / this one's for fighting / and this one got caught by a zipper while I was in the bathroom
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Thu July 15, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
That's a nice red light camera you have there. Now check out my remote-controlled license plate flipper
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quick, Watson! The game's afoot
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"He left" became "I found him in the bathtub" became "he's stuffed in my wall" became "you're gonna have to end this" becomes murder charge
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Police union sues Lexington KY mayor, claiming new no-knock warrant ban violates its bargaining agreement, plans for a good time
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rhambo wants to be the next Los Angeles Sheriff, and draw first blood (I assume)
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man finds loophole in Florida law allowing him to cosplay as a mass murderer who enjoys fishing
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Sun July 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, would you look at that. Police accused of committing a crime to cover up crimes? Gosh, that's just shocking
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"Sixteen long guns, body armor and 1000 rounds of ammo? A fella could have himself quite an MLB All Star game shooting with that stuff"
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
The latest crime wave plaguing upstate New York: roving grease thieves. Thus far the criminals have proved slippery
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nine killed as skydiving plane crashed in Sweden, in tragedy that officially puts Florida's Skydive DeLand on notice
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen gets into argument with Mom, wants to leave. Fark: While at highway speed
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Thu July 08, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Police officer still receiving regular paychecks from Huntsville, AL, even after his murder conviction 2 months ago. Bonus: City asked for other cops to donate sick leave for him until sentencing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New poll from the Romero Institute shows the majority of Americans think police don't treat everyone equally
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Wed July 07, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into occupied house, toasts frozen waffles, does laundry before being confronted by homeowners, in what was no doubt the most tense 'Leggo my Eggo' standoff ever
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NYPD "Game Truck" might as well have "FREE CANDY" spray painted on the side. Land Shark seen furiously scribbling down notes
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Backstory on the idiot who got arrested after challenging his neighbor to fight and having 150 people drop by: attempted B&E, wiping evidence, assault, bragging about running minorities out of town. This is in no way over
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Tue July 06, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
USA back to normal
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Mon July 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas car wash celebrates the Fourth of July in the most Texas way possible
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Sun July 04, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto: Okay, calling the cops for every reason isn't working, let's try something else
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Only a good kid with a gun can stop a bad kid with a gun
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
The TARDIS will have trouble fitting in with London's newest police box
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did you know that Elver eels are worth $4000 per kilo? These thieves sure did
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Fri July 02, 2021
(WWL.com)
 
 
 
Use Instagram to find a dentist -- what could go wrong?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Man who blew off fingers in fireworks mishap shares advice he wishes he'd taken a year ago'
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Thu July 01, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Po-Po loves Tay-Tay because the DMCA allows cops to use pop music to avoid accountability
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Bad: You accidentally pull over a real cop when playing fake cop. WAY worse: He immediately recognizes you because he responded to a domestic violence call involving you a couple of months ago
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Florida does... something right?
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yup, Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
230 sudden deaths reported in Vancouver, most related to heat. Stay frosty people
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A kayaker, a plastic tote, a human leg. Don't threaten me with a good time Cleveland
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin closing in on federal plea deal, will serve time in federal prison, not state
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Mon June 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Dukakis shares warning on crime to Democrats
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Man fights off rabid bobcat by twisting its paw, manages to escape without having to resort to nipple twisting or giving it a swirlie
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Family Guy goes grimdark: Pawtucket Police Officer placed on leave after shooting an 18-year old in a pizzeria parking lot, after tailing the teen to the restaurant, cutting him off with his personal vehicle and drawing his weapon... while OFF DUTY
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace asks why Republicans are suddenly into defunding the police and not supporting them
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man: "Let me enter my DNA into this genealogy database. What's the worst that could happen?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The creator of Cops gets loaded into the final squad car of life, to be buried in a sleeveless white t-shirt and surrounded by television cameras
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about
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Sat June 26, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Police officer injured in January 6th Capitol attack asks McCarthy (R) to publicly condemn Republicans who downplay insurrectionists actions. No word on if the officer offered to lend him his spine for that
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Fri June 25, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. police recruiting over the previous year: "All we need are a few good men and women. Wait, where are you all going?"
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Pawnee man arrested for burning American flag. This never would have happened in Eagleton
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Bad guy shoots cop. Good guy shoots bad guy. Another cop shoots good guy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Redneck Rave' descends into throat slashing, impalements, and mass arrests. "We were like, 'Well, this doesn't bode well for the weekend.'"
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Wed June 23, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What's the opposite of washing laundry called?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Redneck Rave turns into Redneck Rampage. Drew found passed out beside a bag of pork rinds
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Tue June 22, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Police warn drunken man stumbling around parking lot not to drive. He promptly tells them, Fark you I'm a State Trooper, I do what I want
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Mon June 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mass shooters making up for mass closings. Zero days without a mass shooting clock surrenders
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Sun June 20, 2021
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
"Tractor rampage" would be a good band name
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Fri June 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ungrateful couple traumatized by police raid which left a lovely abstract work of art on the walls and ceiling
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Officer on leave after running over shooting victim laying in street. But even though there is dashcam footage they are using the "just because the camera is on, doesn't mean it's what the officer saw" defense
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(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
Rep Andrew Clyde (R-un Away) gives explanation for refusing to shake hands of member of US Capitol Police who was injured during the 1/6 insurrection. And the explanation is...***rolls dice***...he is going with the Ronald Reagan Defense
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
If a suspect shoots nine people and injures twelve, but it happens at eight crime scenes in three cities over 90 minutes, has the suspect committed a mass shooting? Show your work
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Thu June 17, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oh what a tangled web we weave / When first we practice to deceive
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Portland's Rapid Response Team resigns (from the team) in response to one of theirs being maybe kinda sorta held accountable, maybe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP is supporting Trump instead of cops
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For sale: Dodge Charger - Power steering, power brakes, sunroof, one owner
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Tue June 15, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
My minivan is DA BOMB
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Cash Rules Everything Around Me" is a valid saying, especially when Cash is a police dog and you just broke into the Mayor's house after a wild crime spree of ramming police cars
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
When there's a medical crisis and someone needs to get to the hospital, most people call 911 and have an ambulance sent. Then there is this guy
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum?
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feeling proud of what you did, boy? Here are some terrorism offences to go along with the murder charges
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(NPR)
 
 
 
1 dead, others injured in Minneapolis after man deliberately drives car into crowd of people protesting the police execution of yet another Black man. It's almost like passing laws around the country that encourage people to do that has consequences
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(SILive)
 
 
 
If you misplaced your dead bear on Staten Island, the NYPD would like to have a word with you
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Sat June 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock: Austin edition
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Witnesses say that after a triple shooting in a parking lot the place was swarming with cops....which makes sense, since it was the police headquarters parking lot
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Thu June 10, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
At this point a chess player's time clock would be more useful for tracking days without a mass shooting in the US
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
RCMP broke the law by using Clearview AI facial recognition tools to collect personal data, stream their favourite movies and tv series
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get to McDonald's too early to get a Happy Meal? Do you, A) Get over it and come back later, B) Shrug your shoulders and order breakfast, or C) Threaten to shoot everyone in the building?
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Woman became a millionaire by doing this simple trick... get hired as the company's payroll administrative manager and overpaid yourself for a decade
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Some Miniature Golfer)
 
 
 
Even Happy Gilmore didn't get THIS angry when he couldn't get the ball in the clown's mouth
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When we call them "cowboy cops" I don't think this is what we had in mind
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's bad enough when a 14-year-old is accused of murder, but it really makes you wonder what the world is coming to when his mother tries to destroy the evidence
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Sat June 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Protip: When fleeing police, it's never a good idea to distract them by throwing a A: Smoke bomb? B: Firecracker? or C: Baby?
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Fri June 04, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia's governor decides that maybe Clayton County Sheriff Victor Hill shouldn't be sheriffing just right now, seeing as how he's under federal indictment for violating the civil rights of pre-trial detainees in his jail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mob attacks Police Officers and Faux News is suddenly concerned
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A Michigan Highland Park police detective is busted for selling fentanyl-laced heroin. Fark: Ten years ago she was fired by the Wayne County sheriff's department. Mega Fark: Wayne county fired her for helping felons smuggle drugs into prison
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
This little piggy
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"Anthony Warner's girlfriend told police in 2019 that Warner was making a bomb at his home on Bakertown Road...16 months after the complaint was made...Warner detonated a bomb that rocked downtown Nashville" - that's some fine police work Lou
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(Los Pollos Hermanos)
 
 
 
Sign posted at Popeyes denying service to white people turns out to be a hoax, but they still charge extra for all white orders
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
We heard you like stolen cars, so we stole your stolen car
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
One year ago: Police forced to tear gas a youth march because of Molotov cocktails thrown at police. Today: OMG you guys this is so embarrassing, but...
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Wed June 02, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Is there a Kidz Bop version of 'I fought the law'?
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
One year ago, as protests against police brutality were made self-referential examples, one DC resident opened his door to dozens of people fleeing a DCPD kettle. Rahul Dubey sheltered them in his home all night as cops covered his street in tear gas
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Officer who tackled Boston Marathon bomber retires after 41 years of service
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Position Available: "Director of Lifestyle and Experience". Job involves cocaine use with police officer, giving massage, handling pistol, accidental shooting, and body disposal
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Escaped Zebra avoids capture from Tennessee police for three hours. One officer threatens to 'Tase' it. Well it is half black
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Mon May 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Items seized from the home of a TX man accused of plotting a mass shooting at a Walmart: AR-15? Check. Copy of the "Turner Diaries"? Check. Neo-Nazi flag? Check. Confederate Flag? Check. Saudi Arabian Flag? Che- wait, what?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So, about those police reforms
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Just because I'm wearing a uniform and driving a Crown Vic AND emergency lights flashing certainly does not mean I'm a real cop, but I am a volunteer so pull over
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Too much boogie, not enough board
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Black woman talks "too loud" while walking down a sidewalk. Click to find out what happens next
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Limiting qualified immunity was popular with Republicans after Floyd's murder until they realized fewer minorities would be murdered
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Distrust between law enforcement agencies results in some constitutional sheriffing
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Maryland police officer gets drunk, gets into bar fight, and kicks one of the responding police officers who arrives to stop it. He was suspended with pay, though, so you know. Lesson learned
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sure, Adam, I'll hold your beer. Why? Where are going? Adam? Adam DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Fishing now carries the death penalty, at least according to these cops
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Fri May 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ Oklahoma, where the assumed dead comes sweepin' down the plain ♫
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Thu May 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
An eighth noose has been found on the ground of Amazon's Connecticut construction site, and authorities were quick to remind citizens that no noose is good noose
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Child porn distribution is a tough blemish for someone wanting to find a new job, especially for a former chief of police
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Wed May 26, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Frazier used his personal cell phone to photograph evidence at the scene without approval, he did not collect a portion of the ear as evidence, and failed to complete a Domestic Violence Risk Assessment.' Wait, whaaat evidence?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta councilman had his car stolen while attending a ribbon-cutting event. Crime has already been mentioned as an issue in this year's city elections
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who attacked another woman at a Little Caesar's has been arrested for assault, kidnapping, and having horrible taste in pizza
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(Vox)
 
 
 
First-time protesters discuss how a day in Minneapolis changed their lives forever
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Say it ain't so that the Republicans completely disappeared concerning limiting qualified immunity for cops, which was a bipartisan issue right after George Floyd's murder
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Please note: in spite of ongoing efforts across the country, is still currently illegal to run over protesters in your car, as this North Carolina woman has found out
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Proof the Onion predicts the future: Area Man Passionate Enforcer of What He Imagines the Law to be
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Mon May 24, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man arrested after trying to run over cops, driving into police station lobby, and attacking police officers prompts investigation from Sherwin-Williams paint scientists to identify the whitest shade of white known to man
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Tyler Terry's Manhunt has ended. Madea has no comment
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
We've all had those nights. You know, the nights where you fall asleep in the back of a pickup only to still be back there when it's stolen
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In the buttocks
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, when did "stalking" become part of the "college experience"?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yet another argument against homework
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Fri May 21, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYPD guy claims he was drunk at 1/6 riot and didn't know he was in the Capitol building
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
The Seattle Police Department exodus over the "defund the police" movement? Yeah, about that
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police in El Salvador investigating a cop for the double homicide of a mother and daughter find human remains buried on his property...as many as 100 sets of them, all belonging to women
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Today we find out where's Kyle and how tall he is
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Looks like BLM gets a new chant courtesy of Tennessee
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Thu May 20, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Homeowner distracted by 'fence inspector' while another man enters home. Police didn't set up a picket line to catch them, so there won't be any chain gangs splitting rails anytime soon
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A professor wanted to learn more about the police, so she became one. Here is what she found
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Officers who arrested an 80-pound 73-year-old woman with dementia, broke her arm, dislocated her shoulder, and laughed about it are less jovial reading their criminal charges
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of all the shiats Sherlock never had, this one was never had the most
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School pulls book after complaints it is dead-on accurate
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman mistakes Little Caesar's for a Chuck-E-Cheese and viciously attacks another woman, stomping on her head while everyone stands around and films
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police constable tells subordinate staffer he stirred her tea with his penis, doesn't understand why he was fired
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think that the right-wing protest of the NFL is passé now? Think again. Now they are trying to say that anyone honoring someone killed by police are totally wrong
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Tue May 18, 2021
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Two dead after Party Bus becomes Bang Bus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India would like you to know that, well, they're kinda real busy right now what with the covid decimating their country and all, and won't be exporting any vaccines until around October or so
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(Tribune Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Bill pushes police on interstates". That's uncalled for, Bill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"He's heading right away from us" found to be valid excuse for shooting by NC DA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How does US police training compare with the rest of the world? Well, for one thing, most countries don't just give the cops a bunch of guns and a hunting permit
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Tesla, engage autopilot mode." "Cop-seeking mode engaged." "Wait, that's not what I--" *CRASH*
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Chicago PD oversight board says officers racked up 100 misconduct allegations. Bonus: During a single raid. Double bonus: At the wrong address
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Doesn't everybody submit a fake report to get out of a tedious meeting once in a while?
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Some nimrod brings a possibly live mortar round into the local bar for show-and-tell. Naturally, it's the Nimrod Bar
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Call the cops, get a drone
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Not news: saw splits tree down the middle. Holy fark: collision with tree splits car down the middle
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Washington state cops clearly know how to spot drug-laden cars as police dog detects drugs at 100% of traffic stops
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Heavily armed and dangerous gang banned from all pride events in NYC until 2025 at the earliest
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The only thing dumber than bringing a knife to a gunfight is bringing a gun-shaped knife to a fight with a cop
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina gonna South Carolina
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(CBC)
 
 
 
When you're a police officer arresting the first Black person you see in a particular area, make sure he's not a retired Supreme Court judge
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Fri May 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nine wounded in Rhode Island shooting, nearly 30% of the state
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(Capitol Hill Seattle)
 
 
 
Not News: Police used teargas and blast bombs on protestors. News: Office of Police Accountability determines the police were at fault. Fark: Police Chief overturns the findings of the Office of Police Accountability
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man found hiding under pool deck after going off the deep end while driving
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Could social media trolls face charges for interfering with murder investigation by posting false leads, fake evidence, harassing family members, case detectives?
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The last time I saw a police cruiser wreck this ridiculous, it involved two guys in suits and sunglasses claiming to be on a mission from God
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oregon cop fired for not arresting other Oregon cop who got fired
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
He fought the law, and he was one. Read his racist text, and the next one. He fought the law and he was one. Now he wants the prosecution sanctioned. He should be breaking rocks in the hot sun
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother of US teen sentenced to life imprisonment in Italy says she's worried about his mental health, citing previous suicide attempts, and anyway who didn't engage in hijinks like stabbing a cop to death after a botched drug deal when we were young?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who wears short shorts? Not members of the Six Flags Police Squad, apparently
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Look insurrectionists, you can embellish your story all you want to make yourself sound like a hero but, a) you tried to overthrow the government, and b) there's video. Lots and lots and lots of video
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gee, ya think?
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Birthday party shooting in Colorado trailer park leaves 7 dead, lots of uneaten cake
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tennessee police use multiple tasers to subdue agitated civilian, who is still alive only because he's half white
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(AP News)
 
 
 
News: Alabama police officer convicted of murder. Fark: Serves 2 1/2 hours before getting out on bail
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Kill your wife, refuse to drop your gun and get shot by deputies, bond out of jail, cut off your ankle monitor, hold a car salesman at knifepoint during a test drive, steal the car, and escape. That's how you start your search for the one-armed man
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Fri May 07, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
I didn't shoot the sheriff, because he stole all the guns
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Thousands of cockroaches on the menu at restaurant to settle debt dispute between owner and local criminals, patrons not amused
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You mean the search warrant doesn't cover slamming a door into your car, sorry my bad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A group that has significant contact with the public also has lower vaccination rates than the general population. Gee, I wonder who could be so unwilling to protect the public?
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Wed May 05, 2021
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
There should be no phones allowed at the cocaine party
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Sun May 02, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hooray: Police visit 315 gatherings that defy Covid lockdown. Wah-wah: Fewer than one ticket issued per gathering
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
The news media is slowly reckoning with the obvious fact that cops lie, a lot, about everything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former deputy admits to beating Black suspects for "sweet stress relief", dropping N-bombs, and wanting Blacks charged with felonies so they can't vote. But his lawyer says he "isn't a bigot or racist"
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We investigated ourselves and..... errr.... sent four cops to court for assault and covering it up. More police accountability from the UK
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(KAAL-TV Austin)
 
 
 
Remember that bar owner on the lam? So did the authorities
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If I can take your wife home tonight, you get a promotion. "No." How about your daughter? "She's.... 12"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Deputies ignore neck tattoo that clearly states suspect is a flight risk
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Video voyeurism is illegal, can lead to jail time. So why did county jailers set up visitation cameras with clear view of inmate showers?
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Thu April 29, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Columbus OH officials ask DOJ to investigate their police force. "My dearest Merrick, Columbus is hell. It has been hours since the last killing and morale is low"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
26-year-old Mario Gonzalez was strangled to death by the Alameda police for the horrific crime of loitering in a park
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Medical examiner rules Marvin Scott's in-custody death as: A few officers are going to get a nice, long paid vacation
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Fox News helps shed light on Utah's B.O. problem
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Ain't nobody here but us chickens
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(Axios)
 
 
 
DC police officer wants his body cam video released - to prove that January 6 was an incredibly violent insurrection, not the hug-and-kissfest certain people want you to think it was
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
PA State Police trooper: "If an individual [...] says, 'No, I don't want you to search my car,' it could be an additional indicator [of illegal activity]," said to motorist who refused his request for a search while trooper is searching his car
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is a very important question for Farkers: How much booze can you drink after you've been Covid vaccinated?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Mark it zero
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Disaster Girl," now a 21-year-old college senior, just made a nice mint off her meme
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Newly released bodycam footage clearly shows Atlanta Police officers....uh -oh...Saving a man from a burning car that crashed in a gas Station parking lot? Nicely done fellas
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Mon April 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
New research shows why so many police unions oppose mandatory body cams for their officers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrew Brown's family has been informed that they will not be permitted to view the body cam footage until police have finished redacting it. Because, you know, that's totally something they should be allowed to do
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DOJ going after Louisville PD
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Who says police reform won't work? Newark, NJ, police department went through all of 2020 without firing a single shot
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas man had a burning desire to get arrested
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In the continuing trend of "completely believable police statements," cop shot a Black man on the phone with 911 because he thought he had a gun to his head
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner in hiding will surrender herself if conditions are met. Why yes, this is covid-related
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Fri April 23, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer friendly punches handcuffed woman in the face during arrest, fellow officers intervene, realizing they are on camera and actions now have consequences
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Bad apple #12,983
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Over 52 of the 400 people arrested so far in connection with the Jan 6 insurrection, more than 10% are current or retired military or law enforcement personnel. Sleep tight
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that you're allowed to film police while they brutalize civilians and murder minorities. Here's how to do it without hurting their fee-fees so they don't decide to come after you, too
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Police Unions Want You to Think Derek Chauvin Is the Only Bad Cop
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police officers are two separate but equally important groups. The majority, who never fire their guns. And the minority, who fire their guns repeatedly. These are their cities
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hialeah traffic cops fill their ticket quotas. By writing tickets on random plate numbers they see on the street
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Thu April 22, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Black Minnesota man says "When I see a squad car behind me, my heart skips a beat." Black man is also chief of police
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police Department in Massachusetts would like to apologize for the anti-George Floyd post that went up on their Facebook page, says the officer who posted it actually meant to put it on his personal page. Because that's so much better
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia police officer fired after making an online donation to Kyle Rittenhouse. My God, where has this country gotten to when its law enforcement officers can't openly support murderous white supremacists anymore?
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
With few viable appeal strategies available to him, Chauvin could try using the uniquely Minnesota law that requires prosecutors to be nice to the defense attorney
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(The Appeal)
 
 
 
The violence is inherent in the system
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember how the DOJ's Civil Rights division used to investigate police departments accused of systemic bias or abuse until AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions III shut them down in 2017? Well, under AG Garland they are back in business, baby
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
To work for a living, that is human. To skip work for 15 years, that is Italian
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Bad day: You get shot. Worse Day: Cop car rushing you to the hospital crashes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate Minneapolis Police for possible patterns of excessive force, timing of horses and barn doors
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That's not a knife... THAT's a knife
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
To protect, serve, and make out in grocery store parking lots
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why conservative media is (pretending to) celebrate the Chauvin conviction. Cliff Notes version: It adds fire to their "one bad apple" narrative
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Only 1 in 5 medical examiners admit to covering up cop murders
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man steals Doritos truck and leads police on a chase ending just outside Enid OK. Hey he was just trying to get to Kirby Paint and Tile Plus
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Maskless woman refuses to leave Nordstrom Rack when asked. When cops arrive, she refuses to identify herself telling the cops, "I am a woman of God." Cops take her to jail, which she should enjoy because people are always finding Jesus there
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Sun April 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Republicans that I'm working with are operating in good faith" surejan.jpg
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A) You are not helping and B) wrong house, you morons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They said the quiet part out loud
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Obvious: In the Minneapolis suburb of Brooklyn Center, an "elite security unit" has been making an appearance at the nightly protests. What a twist: They're actually HELPING by serving as a buffer between the police and protesters
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(Some Amateur Lawyer)
 
 
 
From our good advice department: If you're driving around with 22 pounds of the best plant we have, make sure that you have plates on your vehicle. This is true even in Mendocino County, CA
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
It's a day ending in 'y'. Time for another shooting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Sean Hannity's world, Adam Toledo was a 13-year-old man, but Kyle Rittenhouse is a 17-year-old boy
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Sat April 17, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Invading the Capitol and killing a police officer? "Peaceful protest". Breaking a window in Portland as police kill a protestor? "Riot"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Texas. Better yet, just don't go there at all
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Once again for the people in the back: There are no 15-year-old girls that are meeting for sex on the Internet
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Mother-of-the-Year accused of stabbing her own daughter. Dopey mugshot included
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
You're bl, I mean a rapper, you can't renew your CCW
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who's donating money to accused vigilante murderers, far-right activists, and police officers accused of shooting black Americans? Here is my shocked face
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Geneva Convention calls "killing a combatant who, having laid down his arms or having no longer means of defence, has surrendered at discretion" a war crime. The Chicago Police Union head calls actions like that "justified and actually heroic"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New York Times asks the question: Is the blue wall of silence starting to crack. Well, it's a complicated question with two answers. The short answer: No. The long answer: Hahahahahahaha omfg hell noooooooooo
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Turns out if you don't use gas and rubber bullets on protesters, they eventually leave on their own
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There's a lot of financial incentive behind traffic stops
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Thu April 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It appears that Kentucky doesn't have a "Son of Sam" law, as one of Breonna Taylor's killers gets a book deal with the publishing house that puts out works by such luminaries as Dan Bongino and Laura Loomis
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A hot take from Radical Far Leftist *checks notes* WTF that can't be correct, the words make sense but the journalist must've gotten the name and face wrong
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You'll no doubt be shocked that the "expert" who testified that George Floyd just happened to have a heart attack while Chavin's neck was on his knee, is being sued by the MD ACLU for covering up a similar police murder in MD when he was the ME
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US Army Sgt. Jonathan Pentland charged with third-degree assault and battery for aggressively pursuing and shoving a black man who was just walking in their South Carolina neighborhood
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How is it that good news can still piss you off? Read how a black officer got fired for assaulting a white officer in defense of a handcuffed assailant, while that same white officer got promoted to lieutenant. Many tags involved, but hero suffices
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Kim Potter: "Well, I screwed up, so I'll resign." Minnesota State Government: "Not so fast"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former medical examiner testifies that Chauvin suffocating Floyd for almost 10 minutes had nothing to do with Floyd's death
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Mick Jagger calls you out for being irrational and incapable of understanding reason, you know you are on the wrong side of things
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe the USA copies Canada's names to provide cover for their nefarious deeds
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Citizen challenges CNN reporter to move closer to demonstration to get the truth and quit twisting shiat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's issues a statement condemning the shooting of Daunte Wright, which probably means the release of "Stop Resisting...This Delicious Ice Cream" is cancelled
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police is given a one-year prison sentence for rigging the hiring process for... the chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We have the same conversation every time it's caught on smartphone video, and how do we move beyond that conversation to change things? This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Police officer who shot Daunte Wright and police chief submit their resignations. Wait, she shot the police chief too? Talk about a bad week
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(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
After being tried in the court of public opinion for years, Kristin Smart's killer will finally get his chance at being tried in an actual Courthouse now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aaaaand right out of the gate, the Chauvin defense begins its case with George Floyd character assassination
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Witnesses for the prosecution have completely destroyed Derek Chauvin's murder trial defense, which means you'll be even more surprised when he walks away with a slap on the wrist for murdering a man in front of multiple witnesses
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Center passed a resolution forbidding BCPD from using crowd control tactics like kettling, rubber bullets, tear gas, and mass arrests. 15 minutes later, BCPD decides they're above that law too
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop who shot Daunte Wright practically an untrained rookie. Only a 25-year career and member of the negotiation team
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned by a dumpster in Wichita. Local police captain decided to give the dog a shot
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
For now it's only Turkish cops, but really, shouldn't all non-military police forces have attack choppers armed with rockets pods and nose-mounted 20mm Gatling guns?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ever put salt in your coffee instead of sugar? Or Preparation H on your toothbrush instead of toothpaste? Then you can totally understand how that police officer in MN "accidentally" shot an unarmed black man with his gun instead of his Taser
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
People at the addiction treatment clinic George Floyd once attended aren't loving the way Chavin's defense team is basically arguing that if someone is using drugs it's okay to murder them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seems like there are a lot of dangerous people in Minnesota if the police shoot and kill people after a traffic stop
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently in the Sunshine State, if you are an average shmuck who gets arrested, cops will gleefully tweet out your mugshot before you've even been so much as charged with a crime, but if you are a state official, that's protected information
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q: How does a man shoot at the police while his gun is in his waistband and the clip is still full after his death? A: NTIFA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are people out there just now noticing the rich get special treatment
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Being a military veteran, I did not want to see his career ruined over one erroneous decision" is the ending of Officer Gutierrez's police report describing an incident that should actually have a negative impact on the officer's career instead
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
New Mexico ends qualified immunity, finally becoming known for something other than meth and aliens
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Wed April 07, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cause of Tiger Woods' car crash revealed: his vehicle left the road and hit some stationary objects. Also he was speeding
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas man proves that Twisted Metal tactics don't work in real life
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
From the people who brought you "What pasta dish are you?" quizzes, here's some actual journalism about how the police have used facial recognition technology. (Penne and meatballs with vodka sauce was my answer)
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Mon April 05, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On the bright side, "Death by Squats" will be the name of my speed metal Jazzercise band
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cher would like to apologize for Tweeting that if only she had been there in person, she could have saved George Floyd
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Person defending scumbag turns out to be a scumbag
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Sat April 03, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"We won't be able to take down the Capitol fencing as long as 'patriots' keep attacking us and killing our officers"
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Utica man celebrates release from jail by going to Walmart, stealing a pellet gun and attempting to steal two cars. Not sure but that might be called steaming hams
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"High school senior fatally shot by friend during target practice". Well, it's safe to say the friend REALLY needed the practice, then
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
A 58-year-old woman in Kansas pulled an April Fools Day prank on her daughter yesterday. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can pretty much guess it didn't end with a hearty laugh and a heartwarming affirmation of their relationship
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK police officer found guilty of being a neo nazi terrorist in his off-hours
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Thu April 01, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked man strolling in street at 1 AM told cops he was doing "walk of shame" for cheating on wife
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's been two weeks since that mass shooting at Atlanta spas. How many more mass shootings do you think have happened in America since then? Guess your number, then click the link
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Wed March 31, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County sheriff says detectives have determined what caused Tiger Woods to crash his SUV, but they aren't going to tell you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who's in charge of security at the US Capitol? Two seargents and an architect
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If you've just been pulled over for speeding and you're trying to bluff your way out of a ticket, it's probably best you don't have a fitness app on your phone that automatically pops up to congratulate you on your new top speed of 120mph
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Tue March 30, 2021
(CBS 17)
 
 
 
44 lbs of meth, 16 lbs of cocaine found along with guns in a North Carolina home. C'mon guys, this is like a Wednesday here in Florida
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man destined to make documentary on gun violence that will reinvigorate the left, killed by time-travelers; one can only assume
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Citizen's Arrest" law under scrutiny in Georgia, because, to paraphrase: "You can't kill someone for stealing a television, because sometimes there might be unintended consequences"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police officers acquitted in case of beating black police officer during protest over other officer's acquittal for killing another black police officer. ♪ It's the Circle of Life ♪
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Citing known liar Andy Ngo, Fox News headline breathlessly claims "heavily armed" "Antifa rioters" "descended' on the Capitol building in Salem Oregon. TFA and by "heavily armed" we mean "a couple of guys with paint balloons and laser pointers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's not getting too old for this sh*t
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2020 Democrat turned Republican Jeff Van Drew won re-election by smearing his opponent as anti-cop. Gonna be harder to do with his 2022 opponent: An ex-cop himself, who as a teen was wrongly beaten and shot by cops in a case of mistaken identity
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Sat March 27, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What would you do if this random Oregon man removed his mask at the grocery and kissed your 1-year-old baby on the lips?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
"This is why people need to beat their kids," said the police officers as they handcuffed crying 5-year-old boy
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"There are no signs of foul play, but the death is considered suspicious." ORLY, Deputy Obvious?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The shootings will continue until morale improves
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Missed it by that much
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