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Thu January 20, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
NBC's Olympic announcers are not going to Beijing
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Tue January 11, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
I don't recall selecting Monday as my Amazon Prime Robbery day
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Mon January 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
HS Hockey players can rest easy tonight knowing that there isn't a serial skate slicer roaming the rinks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Saugerties, NY has a new town seal
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
High school basketball coach suspended and school genuflects in remorse for the absolute drubbing delivered
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon: I want to take out a loan with this house as collateral. Bank: On your house? Bannon: No, just a house
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Tue January 04, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Muffet McGraw, thinks ESPN displays bias in favor of UConn. Geno Auriemma thinks McGraw should go get her farking shine box. "I think the bias has something to do - if there is any - with the 11 national championships, which is a lot more than two,"
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Thu December 30, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Fake vaccination cards New Hotness: Fake positive tests to get out of court
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Grab a Coke and a shard
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rhode Island bridge needs $35M in repairs, which is, like, 13.6 Connecticuts
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Fri December 10, 2021
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Nine of the ten unhappiest US states are red
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Fri December 03, 2021
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you're going to kidnap a 16-year-old girl and attempt to smuggle her across the border, get a Covid test first. Or, you know, don't kidnap people
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 272 with Sergio Pettis vs Kyogi Horiguchi for the bantamweight title. Co-main is Emmanuel Sanchez vs Jeremy Kennedy. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Showtime
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Tue November 30, 2021
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Quack quack. Excuse me, that's Senator Quack Quack
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Not news: Republican asks court to drop restraining order preventing him from stalking and harassing Democrat. Fark: based on the speech and debate clause (with "why the fark are you not on all the lists" photo goodness)
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Covid positivity rates align with political maps, which, in turn, align with vaccination rates
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
School canceled due to bus driver shortage. Heyyy - there's only, like, so many places Otto can totally be at once, man
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We secretly put fentanyl in these folks' weed. Let's see what happens
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's most famous long distance hiking trail just got 1.2 miles longer
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Thu November 18, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
UberCreeps
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Tue November 16, 2021
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Unions file lawsuit seeking collective bargaining rights for National Guard members, but governors fight back since they have no idea who they'd send in to bust a National Guard strike
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge shoots down Alex Jones' lawyers' defense, says he's definitely on the Hook to pay damages to school shooting victims and their families
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
If it's got to be stolen, it's got to be Tide
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man misses court due to being dead. Has lawyer send death certificate... Fark: ...signed by Epstein's mom
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United Airlines to stop flying to 11 US cities indefinitely. If only all cities could be so lucky
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Fri November 05, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
More evacuations at Yale University than a Cheesy Gordita festival at Taco Bell
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Must be them big city folks up in Kansas City spelling "charcuterie tray"
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Sun October 31, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When the zombie apocalypse occurs, New York will not be the best place to be
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Fri October 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After a long career of distinction strong-arming franchisees and screwing employees out of wages, a Subway district manager will retire. The embarrassing $38 million lawsuit settlement for wage theft may have been a factor
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mets gonna Met: Chris Christie is in charge of their search for a GM
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you spent enough time worrying about your children becoming reefer addicts because of all the people who could be handing out edibles during Trick or Treating? No? Well, what's wrong with you? Start panicking
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy claims that object hit by nuke submarine is still a mystery. China accuses U.S. of bigger cover-up than JFK, Roswell, Bigfoot and the moon landings combined
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro and Lindsey Graham warn "immigrants with designer luggage" are en route to the US
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Forty brazillion Gucci wearing immigrants are attacking the southern border
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Thu October 07, 2021
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
One of our submarines... hit something... today
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Slap a TikTok CEO Challenge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Late Show with David Letterman" announcer Alan Kalter dead at age 78
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Mon October 04, 2021
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Car thief unable to find closest "leave a baby, take a baby" drop off location opts for streetcorner instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Virus surge hits New England despite high vaccination rates." Article: Most of the rest of the country wouldn't even recognize this as a surge
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Sat October 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is not off the Hook
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Toxic algae blooms are becoming more common and widespread across the US with little to no oversight. But that's alright, we can all just use bottled water
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Connecticut's tyranical over-reaching governor launches yet another unconstitutional mandate this Friday, further taking freedums away from real Amurican patriots. If the good lord wanted us to use rear seat belts, cars would come with them
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Protip: If you think you caught a world record setting fish, you should have it verified by wildlife authorities BEFORE eating it
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Esquire)
 
 
 
"Jeopardy" continues to devolve into a backstabby reality show without the calm, quiet influence of Alex Trebek
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Utah reporter does "man on the street" interview about attending basketball games, doesn't realize she's talking with a player
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Fri September 24, 2021
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round - unless the driver on the bus goes No vaccine, no testing, no working. ♫
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In other news, there are parking garage lawyers
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Fark to soon become a subsidiary of Doordash in order to pay off Drew's upcoming debts
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