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Fri August 07, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Last week, after learning my district is returning to school face-to-face, I saved a document for my spouse on my computer's desktop. It's titled 'Read If I Die'
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(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
You might be a big fan of your team, but you're not a "turn 125 acres of land into a giant logo" big fan
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca is the first to cut a COVID vaccine deal with the Chinese. Soon you'll be able to buy Kovid-18 and Covid-21 vaxxine knock-offs at the local Red Fruit Best US Computer stores too
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Sausage - is there anything it can't do?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sure, your Capital One credit card might have been hacked and your credit score ruined, but Capital One just had to pay the equivalent of an 80-cent fine for that happening to you so as you can see it all works out in the end
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Today in history: British computer scientist Tim Berners-Lee said that a series of tubes tied together would revolutionise communication, technology and the sharing of ideas all over the world
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Why do Republicans have even the smallest chance in November? Because Democrats are, at best, incompetent
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Common mistakes professors make in online teaching. Does not include falling for students renaming themselves Zoom asking for full computer access
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
HPE finishes assimilating Cray, will begin emborggening supercomputing as soon as it can figure out how to add ink cartridges
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No longer wired to life, the co-creator of the computer mouse has ended his tale
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Mon August 03, 2020
(HotHardware)
 
 
 
More and more users are thinking to themselves "why should my computer miss out on all this 2020 virus fun?"
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Sun August 02, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trust the Computer. The Computer is your Friend
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(NPR)
 
 
 
American boaters are either turning off their transponders in an effort to sneak into Canada or there's a huge spike in ghost ship occurrences
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man buys a Porsche 911 with a brilliant, never-before-thought-of scam: He prints out a fake check on his home computer
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
"Need a new computer?" article comes complete with unhelpful pic
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Damn, Joe Bob Briggs has done got himself the Covid
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Great news for all you Zoom participants who miss being able to smell everyone else in your meetings
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
If your watch will not sync to your computer and you cannot share the activity, did you actually run?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Fox Sports to create 'virtual crowds' for MLB telecasts this season. "The fans can do up to 500 actions, ranging from high fives during a home run to doing the wave"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student blames her poor test grade on an errant meatball. Fark: The professor believes her
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How the 'rona infects its host cell by first binding one of its spike proteins and then fusing its helical core to the host cell has been modeled by a supercomputer. Sounds like the MCP is trying to come up with its own version of Skynet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Adobe and IBM team up on the most crashing-est, data-stealing-est, resource-hogging-est, proprietary-formatting-est marketing software EVAR for the banking industry. In other words, their clients love it
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Windows Central)
 
 
 
Microsoft considers only breaking your computer and deleting your files once a year
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: see if you can figure out what this article's about just from the subheaders: The Germans Can't Keep Up, The Artemis Project, A Dearth of Charging Stations, Countering the Asian Giants, Enter Polestar
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's mysterious Neuralink startup is working on a brain-computer interface that will allow wearers to stream music directly to their brain. That's how you get LOBO
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"As with so many campus-based shenanigans, it did not end there"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Fox attacks the Washington Post
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
What's the oldest piece of software you maintain, and why? Someone out there has to be keeping Microsoft Bob alive in Windows 10
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Judge finds loophole in California's foie gras ban
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Blood-feeding livestock mites can be detected with tiny wearable "Fitbits for chickens." It's pretty int-hens
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This computer-generated imagine of Michael Jackson--wait, shiat, that's Jessica Simpson at 40
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Wanted: someone to save the Food Timeline. Because it extends past 6000 years, fundies need not apply
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Londoners trapped by crane, even scarier than that farking goose that stole subby's gardening hat *honk*
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Ghost, or Machine: Big brains require big energy
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Wed July 01, 2020
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
You have to be careful not to do dangerous things so you can keep your computer safe from malicious hackers. Dangerous things like viewing images on webpages
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest breaks up with his girlfriend, and immediately consoles himself in the arms of another supermodel. Hard out there for poor Ryan
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Sun June 28, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Alien invaders' AI found on Mars searching for signs of life"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A Mac Pro saddlebag for riding your Intel Mac off into the sunset
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A Mac Pro saddlebag for riding your Intel Mac off into the sunset
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes, NIST but what about all the POSITIVE connotations those words have among the BDSM-American Community? Did you ever think about THAT?
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Man arrested for child pornography is looking high and low for legal advice
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Remote. Code. Execution." James Bond-y spycraft or three words you never want to hear regarding a 'secure browser'?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Remote. Code. Execution." James Bond-y spycraft or three words you never want to hear regarding a 'secure browser'?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study reveals that 10 'large tech companies' - which were not named specifically - employ zero Black women and three do not employ any Black people. Your computer is racist
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you still have a hooked-up, serviceable desktop computer? Do you use it much?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What does white Obama have to tell us about bias in machine learning?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
You can't hide from Skynet
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
You can't hide from Skynet
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How much space have we saved by moving to LCD TVs? Enough that we shouldn't feel as guilty about all those DVDs and their boxes now
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
"'Autonomous self-driving computer systems eliminate human labor and eliminate human error. There is nothing for humans to learn and nothing for humans to do,' said God"
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this computer carrying chap
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(The Gadgeteer)
 
 
 
Dude, it's the apocalypse. I'm just going to rinse my clothes out in the river or maybe leave them in the rain. In fact, it's the freakin' apocalypse, man - I might not even do my laundry
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Fri June 12, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those of you sick of the virus, and the bad cops, and the protests, and the looting, and 2020 in general, take a break and watch a very early version of the Cookie Monster eat a computer
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Knoxville, TN shuts down large portions of its computer network, and not Voluntarily
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Wed June 10, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Republican first elected in 2016, best known for inept governance and cheating on his wife, plans to run again in 2024. Difficulty: not Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC offers bizarre new sex guidance for New Yorkers to get their Covid-19 kink on. Bizarre? Guess whoever wrote this never visited the meat packing district in the 1980s and 90s
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
AI. The problem is the intelligence lives in 1920s America or current-day Spokane or wherever "they all look the same" is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To cut Coronavirus risk, movie studios will replace sex scenes with CGI ASCII images. ( . )( . ) awww yeahhh
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(The Detroit Bureau)
 
 
 
Subby gets at least two unexpected days off. Honda shuts down most operations due to: A) Coronavirus B) Protesters C) Ransomware
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
One-of-a-kind microscope enables breakthrough in quantum science. "This is the first time we can actually see the dynamics of light while it is trapped in nano materials, rather than relying on computer simulations or the holodeck"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon tool automatically turns math into pictures. His roommate's not too fond of him either
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
The Pentagon, Netflix, Cloudflare, and other massive companies are filled with Mayhem
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(The Register)
 
 
 
It's "Byte Imperative Transfer Exception Move Execution in the Bit Integer Throttle Channel Handle." Get it right, noob. *rolls eyes back into Y2K*
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Sat May 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Man burns hand from crypto-jacking" sounds dirtier than it is
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Man burns hand from crypto-jacking" sounds dirtier than it is
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Will COVID-19 kill cash? It can't kill anything that isn't already in your pocket *taps head*
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Formula E driver, Daniel Abt disqualified after a e-sports race in which his car finished 3rd after an IP trace revealed he was using a professional sim driver as a ringer. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying even on the computer
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey warns that AI will replace software engineers, unclear on whether this will improve coding
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Tue May 19, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Imagine how much bitcoin you could mine if you could capture a research supercomputer
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Asus unveils videoconferencing hardware for the soon-to-be-discontinued Google Meet
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Can computer viruses jump from the keyboard to your hamberder? Asking for a friend
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
The average American will spend 34 years staring at screens. Total Farkers are thinking 'Slackers'
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Vice)
 
Boobies
 
The Strip Clubs are OPENING oh wait. with social distancing and masks. Who cares? Boobies (may be NSFW) unless you work at home, do not open on a work computer
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Algol 60 is 60 years old. The programming language you're using now has some of it's roots there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who is hacking Europe's supercomputers and why?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Larry Tesler is ⌘ X
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
It must really suck when your face tattoo becomes an advertisement for your pregnant ex's new porn career
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(The Register)
 
 
 
ARCHER supercomputer exploited into the danger zone
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Wed May 13, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best stunts and special effects from when the former were performed by the lead actor, and the latter did not involve computers
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Although an upgrade to Windows 10 might turn that coffee into an altogether different variety of frothy, brown liquid"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nice try, Bill Barr. I'm behind 7 VPNs (wipes hands on pants and throws computer out the window)
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the Fark home offices... 🐿
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft: told ya so
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Sat May 09, 2020
(MIT)
 
 
 
Are you seriously going to wear me with those pants? And cut out the spaghetti bolognese, human, the sauce short circuits my fibers and it's driving you to another heart attack
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Proving that the only secure computer is the one stored as ashes encased in concrete, security researcher manages to steal data off an air-gapped computer using the hum of its power supply
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Ceiling AI wants to watch you assemblate
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
A hacker who bought some old Tesla infotainment systems has made a shocking discovery
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sorry, Subby was late. Lack of speed force affected Subby's computer. The Flash battles a foe with super-speed They've never done THAT before Now he has to pay the Piper at 8PM EDT. Then fate looms for the Legends at 9PM on The CW
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers are using quantum computing to discover any possible COVID-19 treatments in this - and any other - reality
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Cool things found on the internet this week. Come for the Lukket-style computer, stay for the raid on your mom's girdle drawer
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Mother ensures her child will never trust her again
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Missouri bank with state contract on prepaid debit cards for unemployment making money off long list of fees, charged you $3.50 just for reading this
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh great, the keyboard clitoris is coming back in case you want to rub one out during isolation
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Tue April 28, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Okay then, send my coronavirus check to MAIN STREET
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Hello, this is dog. Weather today: scattered tummy rubs and 50% chance of treats-ooh, here nice lap **crash**
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even if we created a sentient AI system, we probably wouldn't listen to it if it challenged our beliefs. We rarely listen to anyone else who does
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Thu April 23, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Neuroscience and Skynet have bridged and are learning together. Yikes
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
A list of movie effects that you thought were CGI. Subby's favorite is number 1
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
"Corona virus, corona virus, corona virus, corona virus" is the new "Hey guys, I'm watching porn"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Google's head of quantum computing resigns, or maybe he didn't. Nobody's opened his office door yet
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama secretary of state tells voters to eat cake
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Mon April 20, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Skynet's getting a neural-net upgrade
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Naked husbands? Flossing teeth? Forgetting to take the curlers out of your hair? Here are some of the best gaffes that have been happening on videoconferencing since quarantine. Have you experienced some of your own? Share them, won't you?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
This computer knows its shiat
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Sat April 18, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Coming soon to PC: Pope Simulator. No word on what color smoke comes out of your computer when you enable god mode
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Paper clips, spools of phone wire, and not a mullet in sight: MacGyvering in the world of hotel IT
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Some Guitarist)
 
 
 
Ryo Kawasaki, inventor of the guitar synthesizer and pioneer of jazz fusion guitar, has died at the age of 73. Funeral music expected to last 4 hours
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
If COVID-19 has taught us anything, it's that many Americans can probably work at home without incident. "People are realizing that I'm better served by spending more time being productive at home, than being in the car and battling traffic"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Abandoned computer store found in a strip mall in Norman, Oklahoma is a time capsule of early 2000s tech
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Inc)
 
 
 
What's your opinions? I'd like to know, like now
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Unemployment checks are being held up by a coding language almost nobody knows". Come on dude, we all know it's COBOL, why does it take you four paragraphs to say it?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Over 500,000 Zoom credentials are for sale on the dark web for the low price of one cent
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Student creates a computer program that tells you when an Amazon Fresh or Whole Foods delivery slot opens up ... ooops, too late. See you next Wednesday at 11pm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Do you know COBOL? If so, you are desperately needed to help process unemployment claims. You should also schedule a colonoscopy soon
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