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Sat May 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Four HDDs and/or SSDs in two different computers failed or had sporadic I/O issues in the past week. Should I A. check house for radon, B. get an exorcism, C just assume it's a coincidence, or D. replace the motherboards?
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Bank employs a dick move in response to ransomware gang
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
TFG brings in Junior to fix Truth Social. In other news, Truth Social to fold and disappear in 5...4...3...2
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Tue May 17, 2022
(KRIS Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers from McDonald's using his mom's unlocked phone. Generous kid even tipped DoorDash driver $16
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Co-founders of DeepMind and LinkedIn raise $225mil for Skynet, glory to the Hypnotoad
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Sun May 15, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your next computer could be water cooled and water powered
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Thu May 12, 2022
(BroBible)
 
 
 
NBA Insider Shams Charania says he stares at a computer screen 18 hours day, doesn't know how to drive a car, and has no social/dating life. What's his Fark handle?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Computer powered by colony of blue-green algae has been running for six months now. Subby has programmed seaweed to dance using algae-rhythms
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here are a bunch of reasons for why crypto is crashing besides the fact that a bunch of networked computers maintaining the integrity of a linked list of nodes with no content doesn't provide anything useful to humanity
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
I'm now far more interested in Office 2021 than I was this morning
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Drug trials reveal ibuprofen interactions that can destroy your kidneys and also pass the Turing test
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It only took twenty-five years but if you have a N64, a copy of GoldenEye 007, and $10,000, you can play multiplayer as it should be
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Thu May 05, 2022
(LegiScan)
 
 
 
Louisiana is working on a fetal personhood bill, which would begin "from the moment of fertilization". Up next: mandatory period tracking
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The Proud Boys' leaders have 1/6 trials coming up, and they want bigscreen TV's and fast computers in their cells to review video evidence their lawyers have already reviewed. As the Constitution requires
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Audio Nostalgia)
 
 
 
A museum of sounds out of the early computer years, from games tunes to dial up modems
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
About damn time
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New holographic diamond wafers have the potential to store 1,000,000,000 Blu-Rays' worth of data, or about 25 Exabytes. That's almost enough to store all the pr0n footage your mom did last year
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Urban explorer escapes a terrifying encounter with a pair of glowing eyes in an Ohio tunnel system. On the bright side, we now have proof Jawas exist
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Apparently, West and Kardashian are completely mystified by the internet, and the attention spans of porn viewers
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
In almost every way, Akihiko Kondo is an ordinary Japanese man. There's just one exception: Mr. Kondo is married to a turquoise-haired, computer-synthesized pop singer
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Tue April 19, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Intel may or may not be mass producing silicon qubits
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
PSSST - hey you - yeah, you. Wanna chill?
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(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Veteran decides to become children's book author after buying computer. Now working on third book. Difficulty: 99-year-old WWII veteran
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Sun April 17, 2022
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Ancient computer had date set to December 23, 178 B.C. but the clock was still flashing 12:00
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What were Heisenberg compensators made from?
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even the Russian hackers are now sucking these days
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
Article on the origin of the algorithm in mathematics. Tag because if you click the link all your online ads will be about calculators for the next few weeks
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Mon April 11, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"Go Hard disk dark past, take your abominable memories with you"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wanted: A quantum workforce. So a workforce that is both there and not there at the same time? Sounds about right
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Local Utah GOP delegates busted for double stuffing their ballots at a party convention
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Sat April 09, 2022
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
I can haz cheezburger stabbing?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Survivalist faked his death for six years. Opossums everywhere nod approvingly
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New quantum dots have been created for quantum networks. Researchers say they're dippin' into the future here and that's pretty sweet
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Ooh, Tucker's gonna be pissed: U.S. quietly removed malware from computer networks around the world, preempting Russian cyberattacks
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Wed April 06, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
IBM's Watson, super computer, predicts Tiger Woods Master's score after analyzing over 120,000 of his shots. Still not up to the task of predicting Tiger's hit and runs, ex-wives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft collaborates with NASA, HP, Thales Alenia Space, Loft Orbital and Ball Aerospace to explore on-orbit and ISS computing with Azure as part of SkyNet-type space AI applications. No biggie
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Listverse)
 
 
 
Old computer stuff still used today on the left. Old techie Farkers telling war stories on the right
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(The Register)
 
 
 
New remote access trojan (RAT) called "Borat" will open up your computer wider than a wizard's sleeve
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
#include int main() { for(int c;c-5;) printf("Happy Birthday %s\n",++c-4?" To You":"Dear Osborne"); return 0; }
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Some Driver)
 
 
 
"Hey, look at that mama griz playing with her three cubs on the side of the road, and AAHHHHHHGHGHHH"
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unions confused as how to organize village idiots, proper placement of the letter 's' seems to be the trouble
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Almost 300 Texas defendents ordered released due to a "computer glitch". Maybe Texas should stop spending all its resources on oppressing women and disenfranchising voters
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Government employees may be way behind in basic tech understanding. Unlike your job creator boss who can't open an email attachment
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why conservatives have their tighty-whiteys so twisted over Hunter Biden
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Wed March 30, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
A new brain-computer startup wants to treat depression without opening a skull. At least that's what Skynet wants you to believe
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Tue March 29, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Russia bombs retro computer museum in Mariupol. "B.J." Blazkowicz en route
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
The AI will begin to learn at a geometric rate. The system will go online on August 4, 2027. Human decisions will be removed from strategic defense. The system will then became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time on August 29th, 2027
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Your computer belongs in a museum. Sorry, still using it
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Mon March 28, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
If you get an unexpected USB drive in the mail with a letter claiming it is part of a Best Buy gift card, don't actually plug it in
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The stupidest argument you've ever had. And if you don't know what I mean, I'm not going to tell you
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Thu March 24, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are ya winning son? Yeah Dad, I've stolen $14 Million in Bitcoin just this week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are ya winning son? Yeah Dad, I've stolen $14 Million in Bitcoin just this week
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The robot uprising is upon us
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Wed March 23, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham throws tantrum, storms out of Jackson's confirmation hearing. Not a repeat from when he did the same thing yesterday
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Apple shows they haven't learned anything in 20 years of computer design about customer satisfaction
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Anson Maine tries to write a Parks and Rec episode where methheads sell off the town's water pipes and then lock everyone out of the computer system
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What good is stealing a car if you can't afford to gas it up? It's both a crime and philosophy discussion
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some guy on TikTok claims the Apple logo is an "optical illusion" made up of perfect circles. It's almost as if it were created using a computer. Imagine that (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Microsoft develops new kind of qubit to accelerate quantum computing, help you avoid those pesky purple snakes
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1980s computer 'ghost', who is already in 2109, has accused a couple of stealing his home. And then it gets...no wait, it's already friggen weird
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Fri March 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
When it comes to artificial intelligence, Americans approve of what they should fear, and fear the unknown and the unreal
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Putin's soldier's have lethal exoskeleton suits that give them deadly 'Robocop' powers on the battlefield. Subby's having trouble with this Brit tabloid article because in reality his soldiers are getting slaughtered in Ukraine (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Does this mean artificial intellgence suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect?
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A look back at the DEC PDP-11
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
AI computers are made with Incel inside
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Sun March 06, 2022
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Seems like a jet pack would be worth more than $17K
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
A podcaster uses a Voight-Kampff test to see if Mark Zuckerberg is a replicant
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
It seems even a country where everything wants to kill you has its limits as Australia bans the videogame Rimworld for being too violent and cruel
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably coincidence and nothing to worry about at all but the Moscow Exchange is not online anymore
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Either a computer is haunted by ghosts from the far future, or there really isn't much for people to do in isolated British villages (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat February 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rogue cheese importer to spend eight years in prison, convicted of stealing $466,419.25 from two employers. He'll come out noticeably aged and obligated to return quite a lot of cheddar
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
How to end a conversation when someone won't stop talking during virtual meetings. "Turning off computer" surprisingly not mentioned
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Thu February 24, 2022
(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
Raspberry pi is 10 years old today.Probably hard and moldy by now
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Do NOT open anything that may have been sent from a Ukrainian computer
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks lawyers forget computers sense fear, submit crucial legal document download 8 minutes late because of Outlook crashing. The judge shows no mercy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think resetting your Windows 10 or 11 computer gets rid of your data. Think again, and thanks for the personal info
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Mon February 21, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If we go by the book, Lt. Saavik, files will seem like directories
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
HR uses technology to accomplish their longstanding goals of working less and doing what little they actually do even more poorly
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
There will be math hallucinations
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Tue February 15, 2022
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
If you are thinking about heading to Bahrs Landing restaurant to charge up your electric vehicle like Meadow Soprano
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
What are you guys griping about? Don't you use computers to do half your work? Get back out there and sieve that mud
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Fri February 11, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Peabody teacher wishes he could use the Wayback machine to remove raunchy pictures from his laptop
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Thu February 10, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1996, world chess champion Gary Kasparov lost a game of chess to IBM's Deep Blue computer, a defeat partly due to Deep Blue's constant trash talk calling Kasparov a "meatbag"
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Mon February 07, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Sixth Grader hacks school admin computer system. No word if he managed to erase the fact that he was absent NINE TIMES this semester
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Fri February 04, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher shopping for sex toys at school, make sure your computer isn't connected to the projector
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Thu February 03, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
"And I looked, and behold a digital horse: and his name that sat on him was Qubit, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the internet, to decrypt passwords and bank accounts"
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Tue February 01, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The 2022 QEPrize for Engineering goes to better magnets. The ICP Prize is sure to follow
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is *pop* National *pop* Bubble *pop* Wrap *pop* Day *pop*
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monday is failed plastic wallpaper day
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Sat January 29, 2022
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Amazon worker primed for federal charges
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Amazon worker primed for federal charges
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(Some Nosy Alexa)
 
 
 
Happy Data Privacy Day from Amazon and Alexa. Click here to hear recordings of you talking to yourself for the last year
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
What if quantum computing doesn't work? Slate asks the question, or did they?
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: Never use your work computer to plan a coup
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Tue January 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some manufacturers have less than 5 days' supply of computer chips. Commerce Department warns they don't know what they'll do if the hungry computers try to break free and feed
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Nvidia and Meta to build AI research supercomputer, in frightening move that invokes the horror of 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Look at Facebook'
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