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Sat September 26, 2020
(National Park Service)
 
 
 
It's Fat Bear Week at the NPS
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Fri September 25, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
UK Shed of the Year competition winners announced. And you know how the British like quirky
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently, you can get paid for driving a urine-soaked remote controlled koala around a cow paddock. Not complaining, because I love what I do, but I frankly resent the competition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Home renovations will cost 50% and take 50% longer during COVID. But that's ok, since the only homeowners left are billionaires
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Cross Blue Shield reaches a tentative $2.7 billion antitrust settlement. But don't worry - they're still deeply in the black
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Cross Blue Shield reaches a tentative $2.7 billion antitrust settlement. But don't worry - they're still deeply in the black
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Thu September 24, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Watch out Intel and AMD, India has just started creating their own microprocessors running at a blistering speed of 100Mhz
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Wed September 23, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California's Creek Fire is now single most massive wildfire in state's history, burning 286,519 acres in Fresno and Madera counties (so far)
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Almost as many people watched 'Monday Night Football' from the stands as they did from home
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz surrenders cheese business to French company Lactalis for $3.2B. Fark: to help pay off a small dent in its $29B debt incurred by venture capital
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Mon September 14, 2020
(No trolling)
 
 
 
Q: What do you call an all-Black female fishing team in their first major tournament? A: Winners
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Sat September 12, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Candyman snickers as the film's release date skittles off to 2021, though as of now it's bar none compared to the competition
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the ... OH, MY GOD
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This week has felt nearly two years long. Here are the finalists of the 2020 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards to help start the weekend
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Wed September 09, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Even Elon Musk Is Impressed By The VW ID.3
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Sid Meier isn't sure if he'd replay Civilization if it was released today, but everybody reading this headline has already reinstalled it and launched a new campaign
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish lacrosse team takes the high road, withdraws from the Lacrosse World Games to allow Native American team to compete in 2022
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Sat September 05, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Six games today in college football, highlighted by Middle Tennessee State - Army at 1:30 PM ET. Somewhere, you probably can put money on the number of completed passes for Army and whether it'll be higher or lower than the COVID-19 cases
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Beauty pageants have helped this autistic model become the activist that she is today. Is it dusty in here or what?
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump administration threatens to withhold funding from World Anti-Doping Agency. WADA says this would be a violation of the WADA code, resulting in US athletes being barred from international competition, like, oh, say, the Olympic Games
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend keeps taking trips with his 'close friend.' Should I worry he's cheating on me?"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Macy's new strateegery: anchors away
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
As usual, Madden 2021 is chock full of new "features", and by "features", we mean glitches that should have been fixed before the game shipped and make it still worse than the 15 year old competition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart Plus primed to challenge Amazon
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Bank of America meshes Merrill into its mobile app. It's a 'feature'
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Sun August 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
F1 returns to Spa Francochamps where it's Lewis, Bottas, and Max in the top 3 and Ferrari is so slow, Toto Wolff is feeling sorry for their fans and calling out their management. It's the Belgium GP, starting at 9 AM ET
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Any Australian lifeform that doesn't try to kill you may be regarded as a delicacy
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Some Vegemite)
 
 
 
Can any of you Aussies stomach a Vegemite sammich? The 1950s icon of the brand is calling it a day and Vegemite is in search of a modern-day star
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Butter face
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Thu August 27, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
1,000
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The World's oldest Ironman (he's 87) plans to keep competing into his 90's. How's your Covid Couch-to-Kitchen time coming?
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Spaces: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Apple enterprise. Its continuing mission: to acquire new companies, to seek out new profit and new technologies, to boldly go where no firm has gone before
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Carole farking Baskin in negotiations to murder the competition on Dancing With the Stars
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
A "global racing league that would pit multiple world-class athletes in head-to-head competitions, through complex technical obstacle courses, wearing giant powered mech suits?" Yes. We have a bingo. Oh yes. ONE THOUSAND times yes. Make it so
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
♬ Oh Lord it's hard to be humble / When you're perfect in every way / I can't wait to look in the mirror / Cause I get better looking each day ♬
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Fri August 21, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
I'm a sport, but I don't involve balls. To play me, you use your hands, but your feet must remain still. There's no talking, but you will sweat. What am I?
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
I'm a sport, but I don't involve balls. To play me, you use your hands, but your feet must remain still. There's no talking, but you will sweat. What am I?
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Thu August 20, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
You taught the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique... to Mike Tyson?
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Oracle enters the competition to buy TikTok
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Mon August 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Totally irrelevant web browser maker Mozilla renews $450 million per year deal from Google's slush fund, will continue to provide "competition" to Chrome
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Sun August 16, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The problem with question headlines is the reader may finish the story and go "Wait, you lazy jackholes don't know the answer either"
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former airline pilot Kareem Abdul-Jabbar calls out Titan Games and The Challenge as being unfair to women, insists that several women could drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes
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Thu August 13, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Forget you, Cee-Lo
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mississippi politicians veto bloodsucker on new state flag. Can't stand a little competition, eh?
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Premier League winner stripped of title
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Mon August 10, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Natty Light giving away a semester's worth of their product to a college student who hasn't yet suffered enough
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot falls asleep counting sheep
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Sat August 08, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Champions League round of 16 wraps up with Bayern Munich holding all the cards over an injured Chelsea side while Barcelona and Napoli are tied 1-1 on agg. Matches start 3 PM ET on CBS Sports Network and CBS All Access
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Covid might cause the cancellation of college football... including the postseason glory of the wiener dog races at the Holiday Bowl, and whatever the fark the Duke's Mayonnaise Bowl is
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Buzzword Bingo)
 
 
 
It's time to invent new words to describe our monopolistic tactics that strongarm the little guy, prevent them from becoming competition, fleece our customers, and lock our users in
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Knowing better than to try and muzzle them, the SEC masks their football coaches while on the sideline
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
NCAA recoils in horror as student athletes appear to gain sentience
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He and his mom soaked peaches in bourbon, grilled them with some brown sugar and served it over grilled angel food cake topped with whipped cream and candied bacon. Mmmm, soaked peaches and candied bacon
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
It's been 10 years, and the president of the NCAA still doesn't understand how the FCS playoffs work
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This, my friends, is a real Canadian scandal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Internet platforms are not the enemy
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This EV concept has a very questionable name
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big Tech funds a think tank pushing for fewer rules. For Big Tech. Perfectly logical
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The case of hundreds of North Korean ghost ships with skeletons inside washing up onto Japanese beaches has finally been solved. Apparently these fishermen needed bigger boats (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 23, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 2020 Mercury Prize nominees all sound like characters from the Star Wars expanded universe
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft bundles application in their paid office suite. One company has had enough of their monopolistic bullshiat
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft bundles application in their paid office suite. One company has had enough of their monopolistic bullshiat
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The DOJ approves one weird trick to create a chumbox monopoly
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history in 1984 Vanessa Williams resigned as Miss America over posing for nude photos at time when posing for a selfie meant showing off in person
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists say human hotdog-eating record is 9 hotdogs shy of physical limit. Challenge acce... what?... EIGHTY-FARKING-FOUR??? You now what, that's o.k., I'm good
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In the last event Crazy Cat's Eyes scratched their way to a gold but still couldn't overtake Minty Maniacs and O'Rangers. A chance to hop over the competition in the Hurdles, JMR Marble League 2020--Event #6 sponsored by Last Week Tonight, 3pm ET/Noon PT
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Wed July 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The UK's next fighter jet could be propelled by batteries, although some serious next-gen rubber band/3D-printed propeller tech is looking pretty attractive as well
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old & getting pricey: ARM RISC architecture, owned by Softbank who needs cash to offset yuuuge losses. New & open source: RISC-V from UC Berkelely. Cool: named Rocket, BOOM (Berkeley Out-of-Order Machine), and Sodor
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois parents outraged IHSA is preventing them from living vicariously through high school sports and risk children's lives during the Coronavirus outbreak, sue to lift pandemic restrictions
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Mon July 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Johnnie Walker is testing paper bottles in an effort to smoke the competition
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How to win the most cutthroat competition of all: family game night
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google bans ads for their competition
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLS is Back?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man sets sub 19 second record for 200m...by running 185 metres
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Big Ten Conference)
 
 
 
The Big Ten announces they will only play with themselves this fall
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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brooks Brothers the latest victim of Americans no longer needing to wear nice clothes, or any clothes for that matter, in a Covid-19 business world
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Taco Bell has given us another entry into the 2020 Apocalypse competition: the grilled cheese burrito
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz has some competition
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Sat July 04, 2020
(IMSA)
 
 
 
Race Day Round 3: IMSA WeatherTech 240 from rainy Daytona
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the market crashing and more evidence emerging of high climate impacts, Japan's investment drive in LNG is becoming a bit stinky
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Guy works for a company. He sets up a company with a similar name and "diverts" customers to his new company. Let's see how that is working out for him
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"What makes a good prime minister? Intelligence? Diplomatic skills? Crisis management? No, apparently it's the amount of push-ups you can do"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember Olive and Mabel, the two Labradors whose breakfast racing video went viral after play-by-play commentary was added? Here's a bit of behind-the-scenes to whet your appetite until their next video competition is released
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After his gyms were ordered to close, CEO threatens the governor of Arizona with a lawsuit, arm wrestling competition
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Fri June 26, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia and New Zealand will host the 2023 Women's World Cup. Judges say they were hands-down the best choice
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Peugeot's CEO is confident its merger with Fiat Chrysler merger is still on track and soon they will begin manufacturing vehicles with hitherto unconceived levels of crappiness and downtime
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"The perfect job doesn't exis...OMG, YES IT DOES"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not even Megan Rapinoe wants to fark with the virus
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Senate GOP submit bill to outlaw encryption
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Mon June 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Best Virginia won't be playing basketball due to the 'rona
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Croatian tennis player Borna Coric tests positive for Covid. Oh, and he played in the Adria Tour exhibition tournament at the weekend
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Bumble Bee tuna CEO gets sentenced to 40 months for price fixing. That's gotta sting
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
I'll take "Disappointing News" for $2,000, Alex
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Sat June 13, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Goodbye Kitty
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Fri June 12, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tyson cooperating with feds in price-fixing investigation, in latest attempt to take a bite out of crime
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Pick-up truck body rust competitions are a thing? We got it covered
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Bundesliga)
 
 
 
Bundesliga Sunday thread. Union Berlin - Schalke at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Augsburg - Koln at Noon
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Silly gator, space is for Bob and Doug * Germany to hold a rocket competition. No word if London will be evacuated * SpaceX: Boom today, success tomorrow * Exos: Boom today success today * Vega to return to flight * Russia leaks on South America 🚀
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Snooker LUCA Brecel is through to the next round of the...look, I'll be honest here. I just wanted to add to the anagram trifecta in the queue
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ajit Pai (R-Comcast): Net Neutrality isn't needed and companies will compete fairly. Reality: HBO Max won't hit AT&T data caps, but Netflix and Disney Plus will
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
England's first sporting event, a greyhound race, was won by a horse named Im Sophie
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner
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