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Thu August 11, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
ESPN takes a break from showing the monotony of watching the batter adjust his gloves for the 3rd time to air a real sport
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
More than meets the eyepiece
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Critical race stuff now killing people, as we were assured it would
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Mon August 08, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Soggy doggies hang twenty in surfing competition
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Sun August 07, 2022
(WAOW Wausau)
 
 
 
Wisconsin teen aspires to win the USA Mullet Championship. In other news, there is a serious, recognized national competition for best mullet
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Sat August 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old Russians are upset that young Russians are not enthusiastic about entering the Javelin turret-toss competition in Ukraine
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Fri August 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to ESPN Ocho Day. Coming up at noon eastern time is the Pro Breaking Tour, but stay tuned for Pogopalooza and Slippery Stairs. And for you perverts, a little Cornhole action after dark
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Thu August 04, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Benefits of domestic production: VW will be dropping the price of its ID 4 EV from $42k to $37.5k
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Wed August 03, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dish loses 257K pay TV subscribers in Q2, sucking only a little less than half from Q1
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(Pennsylvania Observer-Reporter)
 
 
 
The Titanic Award for the best sinking was awarded to a 12-and-under team from Ohio, whose boat fell apart before the competition began
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Horror author Stephen King testifies against $2bn Penguin merger, saying industry consolidation will be lead to lower pay for up and coming writers, and he hasn't written that story about the demonic penguin terrorizing a small town . . . yet
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(IGN)
 
 
 
EA continues to dig up
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Sat July 30, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Google denies Stadia is being put on the cart
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
NASCAR-level pileup happens at Tour de France Femmes
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Thu July 28, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently competitive tree-hugging is alive and well in Scotland
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Wed July 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Of course, one would store their cool Tony Hawk Hot Wheels fingerboard in the coolest fingerbox they have. You *do* have a fingerbox, don't you?
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Mon July 25, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like finger pointers have a new potential cause for inflation: Online pricing algorithms
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Sun July 24, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oooh, you lucky bastard
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Oooh, you lucky bastard
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Wed July 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles area Farkers should consider booking vacation time for July 14-30, 2028
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Tue July 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Once left for dead, the giraffe rises
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX is out launching its main American competitor 10 to 1
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you have to ask how much a 2023 Chevrolet Corvette Z06 costs, you can't afford it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently NASA holds a "Photographer of the Year" competition, and the winners this year are... well... amazing
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Fri July 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time in 33 years, Super Bowl beer ads will feature actual beer
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nigella Lawson slams mean cooking shows as being "a theatre of cruelty and humiliation", unfair to idiot sandwiches
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Thu July 14, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New spin on old cliché: carrying crap to Newcastle
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(Saltwire)
 
 
 
Deutsche Telekom sells its towers to a Canadian consortium. Because if there's a country with reliable phone service, it sure is Canada
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris doesn't need to cheat to get information about his opponents, since he knows it already. His grandson does, however, and will be roundhouse kicked into orbit shortly
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA play-in tournament experiment was successful, and will soon be on the schedule permanently. No more tanking for draft picks now that the #10 team in each conference has a shot for glory
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA play-in tournament experiment was successful, and will soon be on the schedule permanently. No more tanking for draft picks now that the #10 team in each conference has a shot for glory
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Sun July 10, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thor: Love and Thunder hammers the competition with $145 million. Minions: Rise of Gru is #2 with $47 million, Top Gun: Maverick somehow #3 with $14 million, Elvis a hunk of burning junk at #4 with $11 million as Lightyear keeps trolling Tim Allen
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Swans: "I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M FED"
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Wed July 06, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Garland's Justice Department finally launches antitrust action against Big Tech. Ooops. Sorry, misread that. It's Microsoft and Activision, so video games. And it's the UK, where I guess this sort of thing matters
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Sat July 02, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is WWE's Money In The Bank: Will the Usos get the smoke or do the Street Profits prove they are the ones in their tag title match. Who will win the Men's & Women's MITB cases? Will there be a cash in? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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Thu June 30, 2022
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
That creep can roll
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Socialist Party surprised by Spanish Competition. Well, it's not like anyone expected that
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Vatican runner will represent "the pope's team" in the half marathon at the Med Games on Friday - she's part of the 'Vatican Athletics' program. Jeebus, as we all know, was heavy into marathons and dolphin shorts
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Carscoops)
 
 
 
Toyota dealers marking up new BZ4X EV as much as $20,000. Imagine how bad markups would be if the wheels would stay attached
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Facial hair enthusiasts gather at Great American Beard and Mustache Championship where men, women compete in realistic, creative beard & mustache categories
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Facial hair enthusiasts gather at Great American Beard and Mustache Championship where men, women compete in realistic, creative beard & mustache categories
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Mr Happy Face' is all ugly smiles after claiming top spot in World's Ugliest Dog competition
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Fri June 24, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
New Hampshire confirms that a species of plant previously found only in one park is now globally extinct. The good news is, it's a variety of crabgrass
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
A new report says a $181K salary is needed to buy a typical Boston-area home. I live in a van down by The Charles River
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bloodhound wins the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. He certainly doesn't have the bad touch
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Listen: I'm not saying Kellogg is trying to bypass its CBA by splitting into 3 companies, but I'm not not saying that, either
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Arkansas and Ole Miss baseball fans are admirably crazy with their alcohol habits as they shove those Stanford dweebs into every locker available
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Volvo begins testing its own version of the H1
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Newstalk)
 
 
 
The latest thing that can lead to an early death? Exercise
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Arkansas is currently winning the College World Series drinking bracket
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Jeopardy contestant robbed by Harriett Tubnay
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pour yourself some Early Grey and engage. Happy Captain Picard Day
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Wed June 15, 2022
(DualShockers)
 
 
 
How Starfield's launch could shake up Star Citizen. Because you obviously are only allowed to play *ONE* space-based game and absolutely no more
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Tue June 14, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix orders a real-life 'Squid Game' reality competition series. The winner gets a record $4.56 million cash prize. The losers get stock in Netflix
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jurassic World: Dominion makes the competition go extinct with $142 million, clipping Top Gun: Maverick's wings to #2 with $50 million. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness sits at #3 with $4.9 million, Bob's Burgers Movie #4 with $2.2 million
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cosmetic company Revlon may file for chapter 11 protection. It seems they have no foundation
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Leah Remini is watching you dance
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Fri June 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
CONCACAF Nations League continues today. At 10pm ET we have the United States hosting Grenada. ESPN+, FuboTV, and UniMas have the coverage
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(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Friday & you know what that means: First on Smackdown, Ricochet sacrifices himself vs GUNTHER, Lacey faces...really? Xia Li? OK. Then on Rampage: FTR & Trent vs Aussie Open & Will Ospreay. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM ET on TNT
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yadier Molina: Strikeout Pitcher
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eliminating the middleman... never as simple as it sounds. About 50% of the Wall St. is middlemen and they won't take kindly to being eliminated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tackling taboo topics in a conservative country, one vasectomy festival and condom-blowing competition at a time
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roku's stock up over 10% due to rumours of a Netflix acquisition. Would the deal make sense for Netflix? Article on the left, thoughts, opinions & thinly-veiled piracy references to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roku's stock up over 10% due to rumours of a Netflix acquisition. Would the deal make sense for Netflix? Article on the left, thoughts, opinions & thinly-veiled piracy references to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slutty vegan is beyond meat
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Vitamin Shoppe is cashing in the Kohl's cash
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(WHDH Boston)
 
Hero
 
Subby's buddy is Best Buddies Champion of the Year
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Toe mad
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Turns out the meth'd up face paint squad on January 6th had competition for being "Plan B"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
The bear necessities are an enormous sperm whale
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Longer Things
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Thu June 02, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Good news, now you can be hunted underground by killer dog robots and their flying friends. Well, I didn't say it was good news for you
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Tue May 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Great white sharks may have condemned Megalodon to extinction...by outeating them
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Mon May 30, 2022
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Until it comes out, the much hyped and stupidly named Nothing Phone (1) is... nothing
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Sat May 28, 2022
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
So You Think You Can Dance gets a little less gleeful
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Thu May 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A second UK antitrust probe into online ad dominance has hit the Google tower
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Tue May 24, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Underdogs FAP need 'positive energy' to get past favourites Petro de Luanda." How about lending them a hand, Farkers?
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
There's running down the clock, and there's both teams deciding to literally stand around doing nothing for two whole minutes
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Thu May 19, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
83-year-old Mildred Wilson of Missouri is one tough mudder
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
83-year-old Mildred Wilson of Missouri is one tough mudder
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're a Russian gymnast who's managed to find a competition in the world that will actually allow you to participate, maybe don't decide to wear a pro-war symbol on the award podium
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
A "guzzling pervazoid" says you have to be prepared for them to swell and bulge first
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Sun May 15, 2022
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Ohio man in furious competition with Florida man for his own tag
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Like competitions? Like the 90s? Not necessarily a fan of "Win Ben Stein's Money"? Try this instead:
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Russia's air force outnumbers the Ukrainian one 15-1, and the Russian jets are\ newer and have better tech. So why can't Russia gain control over the skies over Ukraine? Short answer? If you can't supply your tanks you also can't supply your planes
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Sure the F-35 was expensive but the next generation fighter may cost hundreds of millions apiece
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Tue May 10, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
WFAN sports shock jock and ex-con Craig Carton lands morning talk show on FS1, alongside his current role as "responsible gaming ambassador" for FanDuel. Shocked
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
"The big companies will be just fine, thanks to enormous financial cushions"
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Sat May 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out that COVID has more waves than a Hawaiian surf competition
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Because the whole thing is a game and we're just pawns
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Zlatan Ibrahimović: I was too good for MLS
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Mon May 02, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We celebrated an L in Ibiza
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Mensa members gather for their annual gaming convention, where after a weekend of pedantic arguments and rules-lawyering, five new games receive the organization's coveted 'Seal of Smug Self-Superiority'
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Egad, NGAD fighter$ could be very expen$ive
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Now let's welcome our next contestant, a professional lesbian from Toronto
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia is about to learn what Tim Hortons is all aboot
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL considering a Black Friday game
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Marathon runner fails to outrun Tesla Model 3 electric car in wacky Man vs. Horse Marathon. Probably didn't have his electric oats for breakfast
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
There's a "Robert Kraft / happy ending" punchline that can be made out of this Tom Brady headline, but this website is too sophisticated for such childishness
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite heavy competition, Anatoly Antonov has become Washington's least popular man
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own a 1950s bowling alley, for a cool $130k you can make your dreams come true
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Fri April 15, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Pizza Rat' has fresh competition for NYC's grossest vermin: 'Smoking Roach'
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