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Fri January 21, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Boom goes the dynamite
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Poor Emily)
 
 
 
Drops, divorce, COVID, injuries, coaching decisions, the Sun was in their eyes, and the dog ate their playbook. Oh, and they're the Browns
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman dies after being ejected from a vehicle at a retirement community. Police are on the lookout for a 1963 Aston Martin DB5
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(Xbox 360)
 
 
 
Now even more of the times you spend being called out by 13 year olds just learning to swear are under one roof. And in true M$ fashion, functional roofs will cost extra
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Mysterious substance oozing from ground in Maui draws concern, Ghostbusters
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Mon January 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You may soon need a COVID booster shot if you want to get lei'd
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1966, the United States gave Spain the surprise gift of three hydrogen bombs
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Sun January 16, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Lynn, Lynn, city of sin, the cops are suspended, the firings begin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Millennials' avocado toast addiction leads to organized crime and vigilantes
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Sat January 15, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"My stepdaughter was put in isolation for having socks that weren't long enough and that showed her ankles when she sat down"
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(WTOL 11)
 
 
 
Farmer's market destroyed by fire. Sure, that's what the old man in the totaled LeSabre wants you to believe
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Classic Detroit music venue Pine Knob changes name from DTE Energy Theater back to Pine Knob on news that no one ever stopped calling it Pine Knob
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Thu January 13, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Sometimes it takes a good Viking to stop a bad carjacker
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges that the Oxford Community school shooter left "a severed bird head in a mason jar filled with yellow liquid" in the school bathroom prior to the shooting and school authorities did nothing. Excitable boy, they all said
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
IHeartMedia is getting involved with NFTs and the metaverse, commits to launching "tokenized communities for its users and creators"
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Wed January 12, 2022
(The Oklahoman)
 
 
 
Obvious: He's dead, Jim. Asinine: Now write me a check for $15,000.00 for telling you the guy you executed is dead
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
After graduating from Greendale, Ben Chang took a position at the Williamsville Central School District in New York
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Initial reaction: Mom who put COVID-positive kid in trunk is a criminal, charge her. Area residents: Thank you mom, you rock
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Grrrrrrrraphics)
 
 
 
America's greatest and smartest political cartoonist thinks criminals should (A) be sent to jail, (B) be forced to repay their crimes through community service, or (C) should be able to live tax-free
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
America: Teacher shot while on the job. Everything wrong with America: While working his second job as a DoorDash driver
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get out of Cleveland as soon as you can, it's not Omnicron .... it's worse
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Honey, can you come pick me up please? And then have someone pick you up. Hopefully that's it then
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Sam Leith argues that thousands dead is worth it for a new opera house or art exhibit. Also does not understand why rich people do philanthropy in the first place. Hint: it isn't to make the community better
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Due to the rich getting even richer during the pandemic, Rolls Royce sold the largest number of cars in their 117-year history last year. Obvious and Asinine tags fight for scraps to see who gets this one
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Shave the Eagles Day. Wait, I may have misread that
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Now that you've protected yourself from severe covid disease, go take care of that cancer you've got there
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Online gamers are toxic? Fetch me my fainting couch, Jeeves, this is terribly shocking news
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
"No web community leaped more exuberantly into redesigning the [St. Francois County] seal than the good weirdos at Fark, where users created an array of updated seals that both capture the spirit of the original while also being, somehow, even worse"
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Fri January 07, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wholesome wheat bread
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Today the world has officially stopped making sense. Elvira lost 11,000 horny old men as fans, by coming out? When did horny old guys stop fetishizing lesbians?
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Thu January 06, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Venice residents discover that simply moving the homeless without providing them, you know... homes, is like digging a hole in water
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The January 6th insurrection was caused by, get this, "anti-first amendment democrats" because people had "legitimate concerns about voter fraud," even though the complaints were heard, investigated repeatedly, taken to court and ultimately dismissed
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Thanks to the combined efforts of Best Friends Animal Society & their network of animal rescue partners, 14 dogs were transported to Helping Hounds in New York, with a stopover at the Brown County Humane Society. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue January 04, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan first nation welcomes back herd of buffalo after 150 year absence. Here, let me take a selfie next to this big feller...they're just like cows right??
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
The AI research sector, which has relied on peer review and a global academic community for several decades, tries to figure out how to put the genie back in the bottle with DRM
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Mon January 03, 2022
(WHYY)
 
 
 
Chainsaw Barbie, She-Hulk, and Big Tim part of local gang terrorizing downed trees
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The real problem is not the crowds or traffic but the loss of our community because no one can afford to live here any more"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It's always good to clean up loose ends before the New Year. Pay bills, cancel unused subscriptions, and report that your child has been missing since 2019
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
The non-profit cat rescue in Holland known as Piper's Palace is working to raise money to build their own "palace" for kittens and cats in need of homes. They are also raising funds for some little wooden kitty shoes. Welcome to the first Caturday of 2022
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Thu December 30, 2021
(WTOP)
 
 
 
They took our JEBs!
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Mum pops into school to tell teachers her kid will be late. Wait, scratch that, Mum pops into media conference to tell the press the NZ Health Minister will be late for his briefing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doggone it
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Wed December 29, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Basset hound elected mayor of Colorado town
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Sandwich toasted
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a lawsuit filed by the grieving widow of one of the most beloved basketball players of all time, the LA Sheriff's Dept. will have to call on the deep reservoirs of goodwill they've built up with the local community to have a chance with the jury
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Fox 21 Duluth)
 
 
 
Letter from Copenhagen announcing grandson's birth at Danish hospital finally arrives to its intended Duluth, MN address 68 years late. And Subby thought Italian Post was slow
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Santa Claus = Red Lobsterman
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Why do people still leave their keys in unlocked cars?
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Mon December 27, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
What would be better than a predictable public social safety net? Have the poor rely on the largesse of random citizens through Mormon charity vending machines
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Third-grader makes bags of reindeer food to sell as fundraiser toward kindergarten student's leukemia treatments. "They're made out of oats, glitter, and sprinkles"
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two Christian congregations meet in parking lot to determine who God loves more, ignoring overwhelming recent evidence that God hates both of them
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Christmas boat parade checklist: Boats, colorful lights, Fark Joe Biden flags, Santa suits. Yep, it's all there
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Fri December 24, 2021
(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Dover's absent mayor returns so that he can fire the three employees who testified against him
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Thu December 23, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Every Rose has its thorn, as this one retires from Penn State women's volleyball after 43 seasons, seven National Titles, and 1,330 wins
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at ExxonMobil's Baytown refinery. No major injuries except for prices at the pump just in time for Christmas weekend
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
CFPB to Lendup, an "E-lender" backed by Google and Paypal. So we can't help but notice you keep violating lending laws even after promising us 4 years ago you wouldn't do that anymore. So we're gonna need you to just... go out of business now, m'kay?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The city of Saginaw has $52 million and doesn't know how to spend it. Helpful ideas for spending $52 million in the comments
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Wed December 22, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
In case someone wants to read about a healthy hobbyist community for once
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Tue December 21, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
National Post celebrates the end of retirement, high-five over elders bicycling for Doordash, driving for Lyft, spending 8 hour shifts working a drive-thru with a hearing aid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You had me at "choking on a chicken nugget"
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Sun December 19, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not News: Person complains there are too many black people in cities Fark: In Freaking World of Warcraft cities
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Sat December 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
This year's Grinch sighting is in Farmington, New Mexico, where he stole a van with $6,000 worth of toys earmarked for charity toy drives
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Everything comes down to poo
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
In Australia, everything wants to kill you. The plants, the bouncy castles, the animals, the people... wait, back up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Necrophiliac sentenced to life
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bills fans raise $20,000 for a vision impairment charity after they deemed the refs to be blind in their loss to the Bucs. Also forget that helping people see better will lead to fewer future dating opportunities
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Wed December 15, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Everyone likes an interesting obituary but isn't "attacked by canines, with drugs and alcohol as contributing factors" a little overboard?
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Tue December 14, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kentucky minister who survived tornado comes out of the closet. So does his wife
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Mon December 13, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
GOOD: Texas formed banking oversight group in 1999 to ensure minority neighborhoods have equal access fo financial resources. BAD: The group hasn't met in four years. GOOD: Investigative report forces their hand, and now they're meeting again
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Bad month for Goodyear, Arizona mayor leads to no more good years for her
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Sun December 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Dakota's solution for lack of educational funding? Squid Games: Teachers Edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some people in Alberta have much concern if you can buy booze at 7-11
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Fri December 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Travis Scott claims he wasn't aware of Astroworld casualties until after his performance, thought ambulances were just part of the lightshow
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Thu December 09, 2021
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to know why Garfield was so abusive of Odie
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin, Miami, NYC all want a seat at the top of the pyramid scheme
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Tue December 07, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The cake is a lie, and so is the Christmas tree shortage
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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to see a Chevy using the drive-thru. It's not often you see a Chevy working a shift at one, though
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Megadeth launched their own crypto-currency, SMEGMA. Oh wait, sorry. That's $MEGA. The Band hopes that the value will inflate to the size of Dave Mustaine's ego
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ungrateful child who ruined parents' party is arrested. They slaughtered a cow and everything
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Tate Reeves, the Peter Griffin of governors, can't handle Jake Tapper's line of questioning
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Okay, stop me if you've heard this one before: A sovereign citizen says, "Campaigning for governor counts as court-ordered community service." Anyone care to tell the idiot that's not how the government works?
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
If you want to Uber into space on a rocket ship that smells like french fries, the lobster fishermen say go somewhere else
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Wed December 01, 2021
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
HOA speed cameras. The Fark version of crossing the streams
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto Police suspend 117 officers and 88 civilian employees without pay, for failure to comply with the vaccine mandate
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Bills fans continue to be best fans
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Mon November 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Might want to sit down for this shocker: a CIA report says that the intelligence community found giving Trump his daily intelligence briefings was a struggle: He doesn't really read anything"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Swollen Nooksack continues to cause irritation
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Sun November 28, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers: Yes, there's an app for that
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Inspector Ric Romero of the North has a theory it "may become clearer in the following days through the ongoing investigation," but it "is believed that this was a targeted attack on the RCMP." Moose out front running for cover
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And then the Seventh Seal broke and I heard Rep, Lauren Boebert say "I apologize to anyone in the Muslim community I offended with my comment about Rep. Omar"
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Sorry for your pre-paid Thanksgiving orders not being fulfilled today. The sign outside about us not paying our employees enough should have told ya
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HOA didn't allow basketball goals up in the front yard ... and then they lost in court for this
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Mon November 22, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Suddenly, dump truck
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Neighbors stunned when 'good Christians' and upstanding pillars of the community arrested for literally locking up 12 of their kids in a home prison, for years
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Sat November 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
This is Abraham. He used his Make-A-Wish to feed the homeless in his town. Be like Abraham
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Wanting to get that coveted Twitter "blue check"? Short answer: you can't, not yours, you aren't famous enough, good day sir, I said GOOD DAY
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Arya Stark will return in Thunderball
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
We believe in and support a community united by shared values of mutual kindness and respect. Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Grocery store chain offers employees chance to complain about low wages on daily basis
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"It's a Wonderful Life" to be performed in the original Klingon. Every time a bell rings, a warrior gets his bat'leth
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
The kids are alright
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Thu November 18, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Everyone hates HOAs and their picky rules, right? Sometimes, though, they get it right
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You steal 46 million dollars worth of cryptocurrency. Do you buy a house? A car? A boat? Or a rare username in the gaming community that allows the FBI to easily track you?
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Think you get to stay home from school just because you have a little thing called COVID? Not in Tennessee you don't. Get your butt back in school, you little piker
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Man fights to keep his emotional support pig noting she's just a big ham
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Hopscotching to the wrong side of history, city outlaws sidewalk chalk
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Adorable Labradoodle puppy is going to spend his adult life making the presence of cops a little less awkward for kids in schools, but first he needs a name
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pastor: God wanted those people to die because of our church super spreader event
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Tue November 16, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Will the one country in North America without stupid super spreading pastors please stand up? Not so fast, Canada
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(Digg)
 
 
 
What's the worst Christmas present you've been given?
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Some Fainting Guy)
 
 
 
What sinful pastime could spur calls for both "clergy and laity to suppress the immoral practice," being "the most reprehensible infraction of the Golden Rule encountered by a Christian community," and earning the epithet "Presbyterian Billiards?"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police say there is nothing suspicious about the death of a missing elderly woman whose body was found in a septic tank. Subby thinks something stinks
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida HOA loses lawsuit. Must pay each resident $10,000. Guess where that money is coming from there, Professor
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Today is World Kindness Day which is sure to be the beginning of a new era of unity and friendship in the politics tab
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
♫ Rocking around the Rockefeller Christmas Tree, it's almost Christmas time on Fark
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The unlikely tag just doesn't seem big enough to cover the first three words of the article's headline
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor orders National Guard to put down the cheese curds as Rittenhouse trial nears end
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Thu November 11, 2021
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
After taking millions of dollars in tax subsidies and state money, company decides to give workers a great wage and working hours. Just kidding, they're packing up to move to China and Mexico
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh bother: The Chinese Community Party elevates Xi Jinping to the same level as Mao and Deng, and the party's messaging about him is said to be taking on "cult-like features"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Virginia school board divided on whether they should ban books they deem pornographic, or take the extra step and burn them too
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Wed November 10, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"There is poo" is not a warning to avoid stepping in it. Well, it is, but it is really a warning about what made the poo in the first place
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Come for the "sozzled," stay for the "grassing"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Your guide to regional chili to the left, The Great Bean Debate to the right. Prepare to show your work/recipes
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Tue November 09, 2021
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Governor DeathSentence whines about: A) media treating him unfairly; B) nobody understands him; or C) not receiving his share of infrastructure bill funds?
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Mon November 08, 2021
(WPTV)
 
 
 
On the first day of operation after a 20 month shutdown, train makes like a reindeer
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
In which Michael Myers is revealed to be a lovable shape-shifting invisible Satanic liquid car from Mars that gets in ten minute long fights over sunglasses
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Good intentions aside, is it really a good idea to throw a surprise party for a 90-year-old?
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Sun November 07, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Finding a dead body on Duke's campus really sucks
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Fixer-upper: Cheap
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Forza 5 has a new feature arriving soon. Horse armor? No. Zombies? No. Helicopters? No. How about ASL interpreters for the game's cinematic cutscenes? That's...kinda awesome, actually
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oroville, CA declares itself sovereign constitutional republic. Good luck with that. Dam
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Fri November 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 rioter attempts to sell home on Zillow, reveals cache of explosives on premises. Zestimate: 5 years
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Wed November 03, 2021
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
California high school apologizes to other high school, after dropping a 106-0 loss on them (including going for the 2-pt conversion when up 104-0)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NASA is looking for a new, idiot-proof framework that will allow it to accurately explain its deep-space discoveries to your average, every-day dumbass. Coloring books and cartoons?
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Tue November 02, 2021
(WBEZ Chicago)
 
 
 
Did you want fries at that funeral?
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(WBEZ Chicago)
 
 
 
Did you want fries at that funeral?
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
"If I get better, I'll take all three." Now this police chief will never get to be a 5G magnetic DNA zombie after all
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Three adult brothers die within span of 23 days. Query: How many these siblings died from COVID-19? Place yours bets on the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Awjeeznotthisshiatagain.jpg
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Game Rant)
 
 
 
No, I'm not buying Skyrim again. Try making a newer game that actually works instead
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Milwaukee radio station holds contest for chance to win a) cash, b) Packers tickets, or c) two rounds of in vitro fertilization
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Sat October 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pulitzer Prize-winning historian set to deliver speech on the importance of civil discourse at Alabama college is disinvited after college finds out he said something they didn't like
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois comptroller who stole $54 million returns home after only serving half of her sentence. "She lived like a queen for 20-plus years and only served eight years. You do the math. She sort of won,"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, terror threat. Better vote Republican
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(Axios)
 
 
 
I mean, I would presume needles
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Vegan bees populate roof of area Cheesecake Factory, aim to enter restrooms one of these days
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Thu October 28, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CA school board president speaks for all of us
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Maryland: Defund the police. Governor Hogan: Okay, I will put more in de fund for da police
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It would be amusing if actor Micah Beals was sentenced to community service with NYC's parks and recreation if convicted of vandalizing the George Floyd statue in Union Square
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Hugo LOVES smashing pumpkins
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Wed October 27, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Looking to diversify your Dogecoin holdings? Well, the Shiba Inu coin is rocketing in value. Buy now before you miss out. BUY NOW. NOW NOW NOW
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Kind of like the greasy pepperoni in their overrated pizza, Bing Bong Guy is at the center of New York's overreaction to the Knicks being not horrible
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(Axios)
 
 
 
AOL founder has plan to make the Internet great again, get you a new set of coasters
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
No Cosby Suite in 2022; BlizzCon is canceled
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Tue October 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Riding your lawnmower to the corner store. New hotness: Driving your ATV down the main lanes of the freeway
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Tell your mom I said congrats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trick or treating has no age limit, but the definitions of "trick" and "treat" may undergo some changes as you get older
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
♫ Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain..♫..And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet..♫..When the Afghani refugees come right behind the rain... ♫
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Sooo, I guess James Hetfield's solo country and western album is now off the table? (with pic of what a James Hetfield solo country and western album cover might look like)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan sets another record. This is not a repeat from the 1980s and 90s
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft changes its mind about changing its mind, will allow open source developers to experience all the hot reloads they want
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The Oculus Go headset has been unsupported since late last year, but in a surprise move, they will unlock all the headsets so they can be used by the community. Why did Facebook do something this cool? Two Words: John Carmack
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(Some Drone Guy)
 
 
 
Drone searching for hidden graves brought down by locals who claimed it was spreading covid. Things went quickly downhill from there
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Ohio high school cancels school play because one character might be gay (probably because local pastor pulled the 'think of the children' card). Kids work to put on play anyway in a community theater setting. Tag for the kids, GFM for theater rental
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
San José "community officer" threatens to kill cops on right wing board. Better believe that's a paid suspension for a few days
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Shut off corporate media, get yourself informed, get involved in your community, demand more from the legislators you're voting in. Don't get wrapped up in wearing a blue or red jersey. Demand more. Expect more...Support strikes"
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Wed October 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, sure. If we send people to community college for free, what's next? They get jobs?
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Can't trick or treat on a Sunday because Jesus' Ween
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Netflix co-CEO: The problem wasn't giving a bigot millions of dollars to mock a minority group. The problem was how I defended it
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for base materials for building tiny houses for the mass market, you may not be able to contain your excitement over this shell of an opportunity
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida Deputy with giant ones of steel rescues 3 year-old from house fire. Video goodness for why Hero tag beats out Florida tag
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
That's a..... spud by any other name
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
War for the Market of the Apes
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
NY Democratic Chairman Jay Jacobs compares Buffalo mayoral candidate India Walton with David Duke. WTF: India Walton is a Black woman
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
*Delorted*
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Vandalism inspired by TikTok challenge forces closure of Okanagan washrooms, and official urges TikTokking kids to get a grip. "It doesn't make you a rat to protect the community that you live in"
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Support a vaccine mandate and want to improve police relations with the community? That's a firin' Chief
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
The Spreadneck Rave is back. Promises no impalings this time, only Covid deaths
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists discover and proceed to fail at naming blazingly hot planet that features aluminium rain TOI-3362 b
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Struggling church gets purchased by a brewery. Brewery decides to let church services continue in the space. Subby might get religion
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Thu October 14, 2021
(KPEL 96.5 Lafayette)
 
 
 
Former chief of police has to call in to mayor's radio show to ask him why he was fired. Call screener likes to watch the world burn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Money Pussy? Thunder Gold? Dr. Q?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ray Fosse, A's broadcaster and Pete Rose bowling victim, dies after a 16-year battle with cancer, aged 74. F cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 10th anniversary to the birth of the darkest timeline
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Tue October 12, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Cop stomps man's face, gets three years. Three years of probation. Now he wants that shortened. Guess which Golden Girl he is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Covid mask mandate protesters postpone protest after a member contracts ... well, you can guess
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert: The LGBTQ community wants to destroy traditional family values. Like paying off a porn star while your 3rd wife carries your child
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Fauci says to hit the street
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Ducks, or at least quacks, leaving Oregon
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Maggie and Negan march with a walker horde towards Meridian in an attempt to save Alexandria from starvation. But Alexandria is besieged by walkers and a powerful storm as Daryl must decide when to betray the Reapers. The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Welcome to Phoenix, where the separation of Church and State requires an electron microscope to examine
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Maricopa County has listened to your pleas for radical reforms in law enforcement: will now review evidence *before* charging someone with a felony
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We're farked
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No one saw it coming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Creed Bratton's still at large
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Great, now even the bicycles are haunted
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle goes from GLAAD to sad
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Thu October 07, 2021
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Reckless driver's speeding toward students at Milwaukee high school blamed on ... (spins wheel) ... the pandemic? Okay, let's go with that
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is a problem?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
That's one way to make money from NFTs, I guess. "Evolved Apes" NFT project just vanished, along with its developer, Twitter account, website, and 798 Ether worth about $2.7M. Ta-daaaaaa
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Tue October 05, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Eating a cheap bag of Dick's: Seattle burger chain shares how they pay workers a starting wage of $19/hour, with full benefits, on a menu completely under $5
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Leon Suseran was on his way to work when he was attacked from behind. The vein on his hand punctured, his pain was outmatched by surprise to find out who is being attacked, by a rooster." Difficulty: New York City
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Mon October 04, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you were throwing softball-sized rocks on the I-5 heading through Seattle over the weekend, police have some paper waiting for you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McMater University, which had possession of Einstein's brain for decades, goes full MAGA with 5000 student morans throwing an unsanctioned homecoming party
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Yes, throwing molotov cocktails at the Democratic Party headquarters is a crime, even in Texas
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The MTA runs those no-subway-surfing PSAs for a reason, and here's one of the reasons now
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Sat October 02, 2021
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Legacy Health puts 794 plague rats on leave
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local baseball team selects new name. Something about their choice stinks
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Wed September 29, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Owners of Mr. Mac clothing store, burglarized for the fourth time in ten days, say they do not wish to press charges but would rather give the clothing to people who need it instead, proving that in spite of everything, there's always a Bigger Mac
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
The View announces new guest-host following Meghan McCain's depature and it is...are you farking KIDDING me?
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Tue September 28, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The second-greatest president in American history will break ground for his official presidential library Tuesday
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Mon September 27, 2021
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Rioter from the 6th pleads three felonies down to a single misdemeanor, gets probation and community service
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pawnee community meetings reach a whole new level of intensity
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Thu September 23, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Hospital employee stabbed while on break in Taunton. And you thought the break room smelled bad on the outside
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana's lone representative tweets his opposition to Afghan refugees being resettled in his state, leading to thousands in donations to support those refugees
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Kansas City parents outraged by children's book at public library that's been there since 1994
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