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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chilean nurse serenades her virus patients with her violin AFTER her shift ends, saying her aim is to "give a little bit of love, of faith, of hope with my violin. Every time I do it, I do it from my heart"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For once Florida Gov. DeSantis is not wrong concerning the coronavirus pandemic and its recent surge
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Fri June 26, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Company behind "magical" coronavirus filtration system used by church that held Trump rally gets slapped by the Arizona AG
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Co-founder of ReOpen Maryland movement: "I was diagnosed yesterday at the ER with COVID-19 and here I am months after not wearing a mask at rallies, churches and so on and so it's funny how capricious this thing is"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An the great thing aboot it is that it's verra reasonably priced
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Winter is coming, parents
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Tue June 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists: just so we're clear...... raw onions do NOT prevent Covid-19
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some mildly symptomatic COVID infections lead to significant long term problems, according to Dutch study fresh from the oven
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Fri June 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero asks why COVID continues to spike. Obvious tag last seen hooked up to a ventilator in the ICU
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
\m/ From 'Copenhell' to 'Copenheaven' aaaaaaa-men. \m/
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay goes above his usual dounchenozzle duty, uses taxpayer-funded wage furlough scheme to pay his axed staff their notice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh you've probably got the 'rona, the question is how much did you get of it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Evidence of COVID-19 in patients. In November. In France
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mexico's hospitals are killing as many people as the Coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo: "I have a shovel in the trunk of my car." Interesting thing to admit
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Wed May 27, 2020
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Prepare your fainting couches: GOP lawmaker who shook hands and hugged attendees at an "Open It All Up" rally has the Coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sport absolutely no one cares about announces plans for comeback
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unless you live in Chicago, the pandemic has caused a reduction in crime
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
Weeners
 
Are you pandemic-buying hot dogs like a weiner-crazed hotdog nut? Hotdogs are flying off the shelves at supermarkets these coronavirus days
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The largest hospital systems got $5 billion in coronavirus emergency funds, despite sitting on $100B in cash. Fark: some are big enough to have their own investment portfolios that earn more than patient care
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait... there are people who still have faith in Washington?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well I will bike 500 miles and I will bike 200 more, just to bring my daddy safe back home, even though he's sick and sore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach towns have one message for NYC residents: fuhgeddabouddit
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Some coronavirus survivors are now feeling shunned by relatives and friends and feel like outcasts. For some the 'relatives' part is a bonus
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stupid prize won
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spread it far and do read it wide: A drug company actually doing something to benefit mankind that does not make them richer
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman spends two nights in hospital with pneumonia in early March but tested negative for Covid19. Got better and went about her business. Then she recently got an antibody test. Whoops
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How 'rona is changing our language. You probably read about this last Blursday while in iso with your quarantini
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Fri May 08, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors in Paris identify first French man who surrendered to Covid-19
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Another farker shares their personal experience with COVID-19. TL;DR? Please remember you can have it and not feel very sick
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you wondered why the number of resolved cases of COVID-19 are so low, it's because people aren't recovering
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Differences in reporting criteria make it impossible to directly compare mortality from the flu to that from COVID-19. "In other words, the coronavirus is not anything like the flu: It is much, much worse
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"I died from coronavirus...but I got better"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The States and Feds apparently can't get any decent COVID-19 testing off the ground, but apparently Rite Aid can
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
It's not the virus, it's you
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC says you may be ill, if you've got headache, fever, and a chill. if you are you're out of luck, 'cause nobody gives a
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccine activist who was arrested after she repeatedly refused orders by police to leave a playground that had been closed because of the pandemic has apologized, meaning six more weeks of quarantine
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Looks like in this timeline Scott Summers gets the Legacy Virus
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you REALLY need those gloves?
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
First Covid deaths in California occurred on February 6, 2020, way earlier than previously thought
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Medical Design Briefs)
 
 
 
"Please cough into your phone." *Cough hack wheeze* "Processing. Congratulations. You have Covid-19." (phone uploads your entire location history for last week to local health department)
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bob Odenkirk says it's all good man while discussing his son's recovery from coronavirus
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Dry, wet, barking, hacking." Wine, dog, or cough descriptors?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As long as fapping and drinking don't fall under the definition of 'Arduous exercise', Farkers are gonna live forever during a pandemic
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(Wired)
 
 
 
What if Covid-19 returns every year? Like the common cold or that drunk ex?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman tests positive for coronavirus despite not leaving the house in 3 weeks. I mean, yeah, her husband leaves the house. And that one lady came by
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As we approach 2 million world wide confirmed cases of Covid-19 here an updated list of potential symptoms which basically boils down to you'll never know if you have/had Covid-19 unless you get tested
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman stays home three weeks to avoid danger. There's a knock at the door. You can imagine what happens next
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has now lost someone we know he knows to Covid19 - will it change his response?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC extends the no sail order for all cruise ships
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cider vinegar, garlic, rosemary, lemongrass, parsley and a bay leaf are used in A) song lyrics B) pot roast or C) a coronovirus cure used by a British TV host
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Thu April 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Simulation shows how easily a cough can spread coronavirus. It's like the nuclear blast scene from Terminator 2
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Oh, look what we found in the couch cushions Forgot about this
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"A small but important subset of people with the coronavirus also really hate puppies. That's what I keep thinking to myself as I see story after story linking various, so-called surprising symptoms to COVID-19"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
DFW law enforcement seeking Gen-Z'er who posted Covid-19 infection selfie whilst threatening to become TikTok era Typhoid Mary
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado coronavirus skeptic... and you already know what happens next
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A Brief History of March 2, 2020
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Couple quarantined together after contracting virus on their first date. "I really like her eyes," he said, before contemplating feasting on them when the cans of corn nog are depleted
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Wed April 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Absolutely not, Mr. Vice President. Because there's a major difference between belittling something and repeatedly lying about it
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Tue March 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Social distancing might be working says internet connected thermometer company
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Immunity passports" for key workers could be a way of getting people who have recovered from coronavirus back into the workforce more quickly, though if you look like the photo they'll probably force you back into quarantine
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Mad Libs: Jamiroquai shares pandemic-themed cover of Bowie's 'Let's Dance'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Corporations playing corporation games take a major hit during the pandemic, and we may have no choice to admit we built this city on something other than rock and roll when this is all over
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Sat March 28, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Here's Sam Neill covering Radiohead on a ukulele
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh says, wake up people. Coronavirus task force is part of the deep state. Sure, it's Trump's coronavirus task force, but still. You just need to remove the people who know stuff
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Fri March 27, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
What should you do if you think you have coronavirus?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India sticks with what it knows best in order to combat coronavirus - set up call centers
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you combine Gov. Stitt and faith leaders you get Sith, just sayin'
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(D'Marge)
 
 
 
Our favorite Mythbuster shows us why social distancing is so damn important, in the best Mythbuster way ever
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know that college student who sent out a picture of herself licking a toilet seat on an airplane? Well, she has learned her lesson. Just kidding, she has doubled down. Dumbass tag and Fail tag fight each other
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Our fantastic health care system in the US is forcing hard choices for COVID-19 victims. Do they go to the hospital and face crippling bills or do they die at home?
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Tue March 24, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When COVID-19 treatments do arrive, they will likely fall into two categories, neither of which you will probably be able to afford
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
People diagnosed with Covid-19 want you to know these 8 things. Tl;dr you can guess all of them: it sucks, don't watch the news, quit hoarding, etc
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How to play coughing roulette and determine if you've got Coronavirus, Influenza, or Allergies
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Scratch Amy Klobuchar off Joe Biden's short list for VP, her husband is in the hospital with coronavirus
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Sun March 22, 2020
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Nashville, go ahead and turn off those alarm clocks tomorrow as well
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Sat March 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Internet-connected thermometers used for predicting the spread of flu might be tracking COVID-19 in real time -- something previously impossible, given the lack of testing for the disease
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Privileged white asshole is triggered by "common cold" currently ruining his frat parties
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ohio man, 55, describes having Coronavirus: "On a scale of 1 to 10 the pain was 15. The pain is off the charts. Everything hurts, nose, toes and ears. I was like one big ball of pain"
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
There will soon be a drug shortage. On the positive side nobody could afford them anyways
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Folks, we have an Influencer down. I repeat, we have an Influencer down
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Remember when we laughed at the toilet paper hoarders? Remember?
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
For Nashville Farkers there is hope, Vanderbilt has established testing sites and screened 3K for COVID-19. Still spring break on Florida beitches
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What you need to do to boost your immune system to stay alive in these Coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Think twice, save a life. Here's a list of 24 high-risk people you should practice social distancing from during the coronavirus pandemic
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kristofer Hivju tjests pjosjitijve fjor cjorojna vjirjus
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Colorado nurse describes her coronavirus symptoms. It's not what she expected, it's like the flu. No word what she expected
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Sun March 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is anyone calling in sick tomorrow? Are you happy to be working tomorrow or do you think your "company" should shut down?
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is working on saving the Amazon rain forest
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
First confirmed patient in coronavirus talks about surviving Rhode Island. "At one point, he was aware that a priest in protective gear was about to administer last rites"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
You're not dying, you're keto
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump has said that anyone who needs a Coronavirus test will be able to get one, so do I really need to tell you what the reality is?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a hypochondriac who takes no care of his health. He is very stressed about the coronavirus; we've got a hoard of canned goods and won't take public transport. We got into a fight because he wants me to stop touching his face. What do?"
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Thu March 12, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Because of Trump's willingness to keep f*cking that chicken, his authoritarian blindness to the coronavirus comes home to roost in his arse
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservative media has suddenly stopped whistling past the graveyard. Whistling past the graveyard is what people do who are in denial of reality or have voted for Donald Trump
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Of the many lies in Donald Trump's Coronavirus address, the biggest was that we as a country are "more prepared" than any other country
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
NewsFlash
 
Saving Mr. Hanks
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Apparently a very evil Norwegian Cruise Lines is using coronavirus misinformation to persuade customers not to cancel their trips and drift forever with them at sea
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the Trump Administration botched its best chance of containing the Coronavirus in the early stages
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
I'd like two beef 'n cheddars and a large curly fries with extra horsey sauce. "Sir, this is a coronavirus testing clinic"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Broadway: The show must go on, unless you are sick
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Alexa, cancel my Corona order
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Alexa, cancel my Corona order
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Add Republican Congressman Paul Gosar to the list of lawmakers deciding to self-quarantine after shaking hands at CPAC
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