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Mon September 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fed President: "You've got three years' more free money ahead. After that, well, we'll see"
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Fri September 18, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
As it turns out, there's a real conspiracy to remove the conspiracy-theorist mayor of Sequim. I always knew those shiny little things were up to no good by the way they got everywhere
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(Climb it. Positive)
 
 
 
Vodak created from humble garden pea helps you stumble hard and pee
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Wed September 16, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. Yeah, I've got nothing, so here's the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A new Contract with America. From the party owned by the guy that sues to break contracts, ignores contracts, lies too much to ever have a disposition, and supports genocide
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Mon September 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Forty-six percent of Biden's full-time staff are people of color, up from 35% percent when the campaign first reported its diversity data in June. Forty percent of senior staffers are people of color, up from 36% ten weeks ago
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Live by basing your design on Apple products, die by basing your design on Apple products
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Fri September 04, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: "Unlike Dell, our Chinese workers are allowed to live in a shared dorm room. Also unlike Dell, our workers are not executed for disagreeing with the boss. Also, unlike Dell, we only remove 100% of requests from the appstore that China makes"
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Tue September 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The police came and they examined it, and it is, in fact, a penis. They are calling the medical examiner out here right now, and the coroner, because somebody is missing they stuff. Save A Lot has got some explaining to do"
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Sun August 30, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
University prez shows his commitment to school's creative reopening approach by living in the dorms with the students, following the same rules
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Fri August 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. decides to fly B-52 bombers over Europe "to show NATO solidarity". A B-52s concert tour in Europe to show some solidarity would have been a better idea
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Phallic-shaped meat prompts police investigation. Woman who purchased the product worries, "I hope it's not a human"
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Tue August 25, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
The B-52's arrive in Britain, will not be performing Love Shack
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Announcer :"The U.S. officially has its first colored vice presidential candidate. More coming up after the game on Newsradio WTAM." Station Manager points at a calendar that reads "2020", hands announcer his pink slip
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Shudder extends its terrifying reach to Australia and New Zealand
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Fri August 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Meet Donald Trump, the incredibly shrinking president"
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Mon August 10, 2020
(And those shoes)
 
 
 
Men have every right to carry a purse and not be discriminated against for doing so. But could you at least accessorize so it clashes with your outfit a bit less? Sheesh
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Over 300 DNC delegates, members urge Biden to tap that bAss
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Choosing toe shoes over clerical collars, this Nigerian boy has become quite the prince of ballet
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
If you build it, they will...have to wait until next year
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
The Portland Police Bureau deployed tear gas munitions an estimated 96 times between May 29 and July 4
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Sir Alan Parker, director of The Wall, The Commitments and Midnight Express, has died at age 76
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
Yes, old man Michael Jordan still can and will bust your ass on the basketball court
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ever see a dementia patient give a campaign speech that could make Texas swing blue?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is McPartnering with the Mayo Clinic to ketchup in aid and coronavirus safety awareness
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is McPartnering with the Mayo Clinic to ketchup in aid and coronavirus safety awareness
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The clock is ticking down, the lights are dimming, and the bartender looks ready to announce Last Call. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, right before the Fark Fiction Anthology deadline edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What makes a relationship successful? Basically, the commitment to, and appreciation of, an appropriate amount of pipe and/or taco
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NY1)
 
 
 
Remember when Mike Bloomberg promised to spend millions to help the Democratic presidential nominee beat Trump? Anyone know what happened ....Bueller Bueller?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christian charity group heave-ho Yoho
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Call the Barenaked Ladies because the BBC has one week left to save itself (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump insists Coronavirus means it's too dangerous for his convention but safe enough for your kids to go back to school
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US orders closure of China's consulate in Houston in sudden escalation that endangers China's supply of delicious beef brisket
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Tue July 21, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Spain does the right thing
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NASCAR fans: Don't you dare accuse us of not being racists
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs sucked down a metric buttload of vigorish from all the government spending
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out President Trump's lies and Covid-19 cases in the U.S. have something in common: They both grow exponentially
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Mon July 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Head Cheater pats smaller cheater on head for cheating less. Or better. This may sound crude, but this is the oily world in which we live
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CNN's Jeff Zucker: as a news organization we really need to have our finger on the pulse and look for new trends and emerging stories; so we're putting together a team to look into this whole "institutional" racism thing that just started happening
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
A new study claims that the average American spent 172 hours drunk during lockdown. What we refer to on Fark as "amateurs"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Wanted: someone to save the Food Timeline. Because it extends past 6000 years, fundies need not apply
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Wed July 08, 2020
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
As Georgia smashes through 100,000 Covid-19 cases, Governor Brian "Bubba" Kemp launches campaign to beg Georgians to pretty please stop being stupid
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
As Georgia smashes through 100,000 Covid-19 cases, Governor Brian "Bubba" Kemp launches campaign to beg Georgians to pretty please stop being stupid
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two US Aircraft Carriers operate in South China Sea for first time since 2014
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
UT Austin, which is currently planning to have students in dorms and in F2F classes, and which has no real plan for what to do about bathrooms other than have custodial staff clean them a lot....just had its first death from COVID. A custodian
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots offering free parking for home games, free shirts reading "we're still cool without Tommy" for all fans. Please come
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ho££ywood $tar$ to be exempt from UK's coronaviru$ quarantine ru£es
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's five big banks boycott Facebook for promoting hate speech
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
That 75-year-old crisis actor who pretended to be knocked down by the Buffalo police and suffer a skull fracture as a result has just left the hospital, 1 month later. Man, that's a serious commitment to the role
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Just in case you didn't know this already from stories after the disasters in Haiti, Puerto Rico, etc., Celebrity chef Jose Andres is not only a talented cook, but an exceptional human being
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out, there's a lot of unused cash for college just waiting for someone to find it as if it were the Ark of the Covenant
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
A judge after throwing out a lawsuit filed by Stan Lee's daughter: "Stan Lee, a superhero in his own right, served to inspire the everyday hero. The Court urges parties to treat his legacy with respect and cease engaging in meritless litigation"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed: Sorry we got caught plagiarizing. We promise to stop filching lines from other publications. Duke sucks your dog wants here comes the caught sayof purple monkey dishwasher
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I agreed to be a bridesmaid in a wedding well before the pandemic. They're still going on with it, pandemic and all. How can I get out of my previously agreed-to commitment?"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's really a bit surprising it's taken this long to do it
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
And it's a bright blue recurring reminder for all of us, every day, that we're capable of choosing not to be assholes
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
New Seattle NHL arena announces its name. That's so Northwest
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft continues its transformation into Big Brother
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Bronx Times)
 
 
 
It's the safest possible time to go into an Italian-food coma in the middle of Arthur Avenue
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Falun Gong wants you to know Donald Trump is very compassionate
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Jerome Powell Day 2 of Congressional testimony to discuss his unwavering commitment to bail out corporate America
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Gentle Carousel Miniature Horse Therapy doubts racists' commitment to Sparkle Plenty, donkey-kicks them off their site
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio Republican reminded nowadays "colored" should only refer to children's artwork
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
British Airways is auctioning off artwork to raise cash, which demonstrates its commitment to solvency. In other news, BA has at least one piece valued at $1.3mil
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney, a man who has to tell the truth because of his religious beliefs says Donald Trump will win reelection in 2020
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Racists gonna race. Just not at NASCAR events
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crossfit CEO takes never shutting up to extreme
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(The Appeal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis City Council to disband police department
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Fri June 05, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
I can't believe Drew Brees blew a 28-3 lead in public image to Matt Ryan
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Invisible sky wizards require burned store offerings due to climate change
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Shockingly, AOC endorses the challenger in NY-16's Democratic primary - rather than the incumbent who was caught on a hot mic saying "I only care because I have a primary" after asking for a speaking slot at an anti-police brutality rally
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas' Lt. Gov has a solution to the protests and violence gripping this country. Massive, sustained police reform? A commitment to rooting out systemic racism in America? No, these godless liberal protesters just need to accept Jesus in their hearts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona State punter Michael Turk was not drafted and was not signed by the NFL. Where does he go now? Back to school
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Running Day, so get out there and show your patriotism by running away from tear gas and cops
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pentagon official resigns over Mark Esper clearing park of protestors for Trump. "Support and defend the Constitution of the United States ... and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same".... "I believe that you violated that oath"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you want soggy ghosts? Because this is how you get soggy ghosts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens owner gives $1M for social justice reform, or 1/42 Marcus Peters
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
The police departments of Arlington, VA and Washington, D.C. had a mutual assistance agreement. Emphasis on the word "had"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American cuts 30% from its bloated midsection. This is not a metaphor
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teacher gives students valuable lesson in commitment (to casual racism and masturbation jokes)
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