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headlines found matching 'Commissioner'
Tue September 20, 2022
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what a SCOHOL is but I'm also not sure what a SCIIIIOL is
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami Beach commissioner proposes implementing Iguana Whacking Day
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh sure, (finger quotes), he 'forgot'
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Tue August 09, 2022
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Located high in the Smokey Mountains, Cocke County Commissioner election blaze new territory as both candidates knotted at 420 votes each. We'ed vote if we could for this kushy job. Marijuana
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Tue August 02, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
NHL News of the day: Commissioner Gary Bettman finally names successor, Crosby signs with the Bruins, and the Canucks "Flying V" uniform makes a comeback. We're in the darkest NHL timeline
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Wed July 27, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Aces win WNBA Commissioner's Cup, which works just like a postseason cup, but it's fun
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Tue July 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yup. MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred (annual salary - $17.5m) *totally* gets it
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Fri July 15, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Smug Florida county commissioner caught on video dropping title after being pulled over for speeding in red Ferrari. Bonus: he tells the police he runs the whole county
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Wed July 13, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New Boston Police Commissioner beats out all other colleagues in the running including those who once physically beat him 25 years ago
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Fri July 08, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man brings a baseball bat to a squeegee fight, finds out the hard way the squeegee kids brought a gun
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Game Commission considering reintroduction of the American marten, which is like the European marten except it doesn't understand the metric system and calls football soccer
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
"Look this is hard enough without you all laughing"
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"It is clear that TikTok poses an unacceptable national security risk due to its extensive data harvesting being combined with Beijing's apparently unchecked access to that sensitive data"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Is the League performing a rope-a-dope maneuver by leaking purported acceptance of a reduced sentence for Watson so it can later appeal to the Commissioner?
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Macon County Commissioner doesn't think that their librarians deserve any increase in salary this year because they dared to put up a Pride Month themed display
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Wed June 15, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Deshaun Watson situation is playing almost identical to the Trevor Bauer situation which includes him going away ostracized forever
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Tue June 14, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA commissioner goes iso to avoid passing to players
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since 2019 Tim Horton's has tracked and recorded the precise location of all the users of its app 24/7, which is a massive violation of Canada's privacy laws. But Timbits hasn't been punished for breaking the law, because that just wouldn't be polite
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"It is not the league's responsibility to return the Browns quarterback to the field in his athletic prime, or make the Browns a Super Bowl contender"
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Wed June 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police training covers topics necessary to maintain a convincing undercover persona such as a believable backstory, explanations for unexplained absences, defecating on other cops, consistent schedules......wait, back up one
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Mayor Eric Adams stopped cryptomining long enough to inform us who the real victims of the Uvalde shooting are: the cops who stood around for 40 minutes while 19 kids were murdered
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