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Sat July 21, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Charlottesville "crying Nazi" pleads guilty, gets banned from Virginia
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That's a nice wrestling scholarship you have there. It would be a shame if you lost it due to your racist comments
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin proposes removing sanctions on Rusal, the Russian aluminum producer owned by Manafort's oligarch buddy Oleg Deripaska. Mnope, mnothing mnefarious at all, mnow move along mnosy mnews mnerds
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(The Citizen (South Africa))
 
 
 
The stable genius ordered the U.S. embassy in South Africa to provide no assistance to President Obama during the Mandela centennial
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The FCC will now ignore your comments against the Sprint/T-Mobile merger
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not only did Maria Burtina get indicted by the grand jury yesterday, but they added an additional, far more serious charge for good measure
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you find any normal words amusing for some reason?
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Tue July 17, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"Look, this high-risk tunnel filled with radioactive waste could just collapse at any moment, we gotta fix it." "Now, now, let's not be hasty, let's let the public weigh in with comments first"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham charged with battery. Where would you connect the clamps?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After the disaster in Helsinki, Lawmakers in both parties and political commentators are calling for the resignation of administration officials like John Bolton, Sec. Pompeo, Sec. Mattis and DNI Coats. One obvious name missing from the list, however
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For just $25 more, American Airlines will offer a flight without political commentary
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Gay storm troopers are apparently breaking windows and having sex with turtles to celebrate Pride month. Mitch McConnell unavailable for comment
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Papa John's founder John Schnatter refused to be the six million dollar man
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Welcome to Amazon"s Prime Day Please enjoy your shopping on our webs-CCCRRAAASSHH ...aaaaaand it's back
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is careful not to have any records or witnesses for his meeting with Putin. Thank goodness there's no suspicion that he's a Russian asset. Otherwise this might look suspicious
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Sun July 15, 2018
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Zagreb Blew
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
People trust science experts more than government. Mulder, Scully unavailable for comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is chickenshiat
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Canoe)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen your childhood BFF in a while, maybe you should spend more time playing catch-up before playing "50 Shades of Grey"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Happy Bastille Day to all of our French Farkers around the world. And for those who don't know what Bastille Day is all about, info in the link, celebration in the comments
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
If you were having some illegal drugs shipped to you UPS and they haven't arrived yet, the Union Pacific RR Police have some news for you
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I still don't know what a Bieber is but it's pitching against the Yankees tonight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caught on video: They thought a squirrel was eating their tomatoes, but it was the mailman
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How do you win financial business? Apparently hookers and blow still works
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Louisville might rename Papa John's Cardinal Stadium after racial slur." I don't know about you, but (n-word) stadium seems like the wrong choice to me
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's new lawyer says Trump may have committed impeachable offense. Subby can't wait to hear Rudy Giuliani 911 comments on this which will, most likely and hopefully, make things worse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congressman's comments at Strzok hearing so batty someone was compelled to yell "you need your medication"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ikea recalls 'Dögchök' water dispenser
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Racist comments. Horrible pizza. Papa's Gone
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Wed July 11, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of State John Kerry's statement on Trump's comments at the start of the NATO summit roughly translates to, "Shut your damn mouth"
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken idiot convicted of driving a truck with 60000 kilos of propane with 3x the legal limit of alcohol in his system. "I'm sure as hell not driving that thing sober" he was probably heard to say
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump hands out more pardons to deplorables. Michael Cohen reads Giuliani's comments as a threat. Trump lands in Europe as he prepares to embarrass America on the world stage at the NATO Summit. Let's get drunk. Yes? It's your MSNBC 8 p.m. ET thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maybe it's just a running back thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there any piece or artwork of any kind that you are particularly fond of?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It is time for us to get hep with the kids. Who are the best new music acts out there today?
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Mon July 09, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just when you thought public comment sections in meetings can't get any more interesting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conde Nast claims it's too difficult to ban hate speech. With a bonus picture of someone who has just heard a racist joke and is very aroused
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sorry, generation of 20-somethings: reports say Justin Bieber is finally off the market
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering, he still can't spell it (tweet was deleted, but it's at the top of the comments thread)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Moviepass outage affecting several users
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN ditches its comments sections, unfairly silencing thousands of morons
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
One benefit of the U.S. missing out on the World Cup this year? The death of the American soccer troll. And now to read the comments on Fark dot com
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Suspicious gym bag in Houston turned out to be bag of DAAAWWW
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sonos to file for $100 million IPO. Zune, Palm, Iridium unavailable for comment
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Thu July 05, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian celebrates Fourth of July by driving a mail truck naked into several vehicles and a convenience store
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian celebrates Fourth of July by driving a mail truck naked into several vehicles and a convenience store
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Mom sues Detroit school system over son's severed finger. Man, I remember when they'd just rap your knuckles with a ruler
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
The bizarro new proposed EU copyright regs would effectively make web site operators directly responsible for user posts -- for some sane comments about this, click here --
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Top U.S. vendor of coin laundry machines explores selling out for $3 billion, or 12 billion quarters. Check your pockets
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IN A WORLD...where most movie studios make dumbass move after dumbass move... Sony Pictures STANDS... head and shoulders above the rest. Coming soon: The movie we accidentally uploaded to Youtube
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
You're going to be out of town and still want to watch your favorite team play? Just call up the cable company of the restaurant you're going to be at, say you're the manager and order another sports package
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Work encouraged everyone to wear patriotic colors today. I chose blue of course. Better dead than red, right?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If Bruce Springsteen texts you requesting iphone gift cards to retrieve a gold investment in Dubai, it might be a scam
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Someone is stealing ugly public art on Vancouver Island...and returning it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The old fark random image threads made my day when they showed up, what happened to them? (if this gets greenlit please add that it should be SFW)
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Sun July 01, 2018
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Phil Fulmer earns $90,000 bonus after University of Tennessee ranks 11th out of 14 SEC schools. Peyton Manning unavailable for comment
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Selfie Thread - liters and lurkers also welcome this time
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl almost puts her dad in the doghouse after she tells her mom about a 'bra' in daddy's car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When plugging in your Micro USB do use Smiley/Frowny or Canoe/Roof?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If your neighbors describe your lover's noises as sounding like a cross between a donkey giving birth and a very large excitable pig, you may be doing it right
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
New State Department report criticizes countries that separate children from families. Talk about great timing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm just going to go ahead and say what I'm feeling right now, but Born Again is absolutely Black Sabbath's best album
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Tool's Maynard James Keenan under fire for allegedly using his, um tool
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Milo goes for the "Can't you people take a joke" defense
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Milo goes for the "Can't you people take a joke" defense
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New book reveals details about Queen Elizabeth's sex life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If Trump were to go back to reality TV after his presidency is over, would you watch it?
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos says he doesn't at all regret his violent comments about journalists and it's actually The Daily Beast and New York Observer's fault for publishing them. No, seriously
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Trump's IRS nominee is financially tied to the Trump Organization. Conflict of interest? More like a pre-requisite. Help us, Bobby-M, you're our only hope
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: We must consider comments made by bureaucrats when rendering decisions. Also SCOTUS: We mustn't consider comments made by the president when rendering decisions
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Local artist arrested after making improvements to railroad overpass. Happy Bunny unavailable for comment, but he's popping up all over the place, now
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former Fox News President Bill Shine will cover for the Sexual Assaulter-in-chief as the new WH Communications Director
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the second straight time, Germany is defeated in Russia
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(Fark)
 
Audio
 
6 hour long road trip today. and music selections? Rock music only please
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tour bus takes visiting foreign VIPs to great views of Yukon River valley from top of Dawson City's Midnight Dome. Aaand then it catches fire: "When it's hot, the sun's right, for lack of a better word, the air mixture is right - it does happen"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Chuck E. Cheese's fined $4000 for child labor violations, gets to keep its MMA and WBC licenses
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
CNN complains about a lack of civility despite having several pro-Trump commentators on their payroll
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder why Republicans are often compared to as Nazis? Just some crazy over exaggeration? Or is it really that bad? Here's another example to make you think
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder why Republicans are often compared to as Nazis? Just some crazy over exaggeration? Or is it really that bad? Here's another example to make you think
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Portuguese spelling of Iran sparks minor controversy. Sheik de Ferro unavailable for comment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was that thing I was trying to remember
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Wife of Flippopotamous starts Gofundme to cover legal fees, internet tells her to go fund herself (read the comments)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If Spider-Man were real, how would he make a financial living? City employee? Bake sale? Pan-handling?
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
What would your reply be to your first ever Fark comment?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you do with the leftover lasagna noodle?
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota GOP Chairwoman is shocked that members of her own party have made racist and sexist comments about her. But doesn't blame their dear leader for that
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sex therapist wife of Portugal goalkeeper gives a hands-on solution to winning the World Cup
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Sat June 23, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
A Canadian scandal par excellence
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Police investigate bomb threat, find bag of raccoons
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
ESPN hires new NFL rules analysis commentator: Fark: Jeff Triplette Ultrafark: at the NFL's request
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Thu June 21, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors' Swaggy P helpfully teaches us that "everybody needs to do cocaine"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski drops out of Michigan appearance following comments about a Down Syndrome undocumented immigrant girl separated from her mother. Womp Womp
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ana Navarro says anyone in Trump's administration who wants Mexican food should "probably consider takeout"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans can't decide whether to eliminate the Department of Labor or the Department of Education. Trump: Why not both?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News: Womp womp? Womp womp, womp womp womp
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney decides that if it can't get all the money, it doesn't want any, cancels Star Wars spinoffs
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
John Travolta believed that his latest bomb Gotti was going to make him an Oscar contender this year. Epstein's mother unavailable for comment
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"Beer had several signs of intoxication and smelled of alcohol, police said." No, this is not satire
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has given a hint on his retirement age, let's just say it's an age most of us want to retire at
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski doubles down on womp womp comment, claims he was mocking a liberal who had the audacity to, you know, talk about the facts of the situation at the border
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Tue June 19, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dead principal. Caught sayof cheating. New York Post looking for why she had $3.2 million dollar estate -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Akron Firefighters use firehouse to lay some hose
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's not a selfie, it's science, say scientists who posed next to dead great white shark - sparking uproar by folks who said they 'disrespected' it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I left Facebook for ten days. It grew increasingly needier"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby just bought a cheap Chinese Strat and am planning on repainting it. Any farkers ever do this? Any suggestions, tips or just comments? Post picture
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Mon June 18, 2018
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Salty watermelon. Yes
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Family Matters, but not much
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What would you advise someone to add should they be seeking to compile a "melancholy" playlist?
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Canoe)
 
 
 
♫ If I had a hammer ♫
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
When tech reporters visit media art installations, commentary tends to be low-resolution and a bit pixellated
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Fri June 15, 2018
(NCAA)
 
 
 
NCAA ice hockey kills the overtime shootout, pleases hockey purists by bringing back the tie game. Pat Dye unavailable for comment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump on Kim Jong Un: "He speaks and his people stand up in attention. I want my people to do the same"
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton and his wife scare off burglar at their Las Vegas home. With a photo that explains it all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
IQ scores have been falling for decades. Ow, my balls, Brawndo and Costco unavailable for comment
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Wed June 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Crocodooladoo is a great family name
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you know that the boulder you see being loaded into a pickup truck is heavier than the truck's payload rating, you might want to comment on it before the loader does their job instead of after
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Fark's Favorite Fabricator Flees Fiasco
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
In the 1920s, Albert Einstein wrote racist comments in his travel diary. In the 1940s, he called racism a disease of white people. What do you suppose changed his mind?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Graphics Farkers, what app/program is used to make the cool computer screens in TV/movies and at theme parks? DIT
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve King (R-epulsive) embarrasses himself and Iowa again on Twitter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Article asks "Why are some people always late?" which you'll read, eighth after going through all of the comments
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
That "suspension of military exercises on Korean peninsula" concession? The Chinese knew about it before our own military did
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Well, that was fast; Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande are engaged after dating for weeks
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man sues PornHub for using a picture of him flashing his bankroll. King Douchenozzle Von Crunk unavailable for comment
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You are going on a 35-minute drive. Do you a) make sure you have plenty of gas. b) buckle your seat belt. or c) put the kids in dog carriers
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Sun June 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gen. John Kelly looking to make a hasty retreat from the White House as the building burns to the ground around him
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Fri June 08, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Warriors bust out the brooms
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite chemical element?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite chemical element?
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
A cop could have a really great time transporting moonshine ...and eyeballs?
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Thu June 07, 2018
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana golfer runs back to clubhouse, demands her greens fee back after spotting grizzly bear on course. Grizzly bears on golf courses trifecta in play
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Evangelical college makes movie claiming Trump was "chosen by God" to lead the country. God unavailable for comment, as always
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Yet another online platform racists are trying to ruin: Disqus
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
After the Supreme Court's ruling in the wedding cake case, SD lawmaker becomes the first to hop on the slippery slope and ride it ALL the way to the bottom, arguing on FB that business should also be allowed to 'turn away people of color,' too
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
AD at Mona Shores High School given a 10 day without pay suspension based on ...well, read the article
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Critical review on Kanye's latest album: "unedited ramblings of the world's oldest adolescent showcasing the ignorance of a gifted but oblivious fool who stubbornly refuses to acknowledge reality," and that's one of the more flattering comments
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coal lobby doing what the coal lobby does
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever had, bought anything from, or even attended a silent auction? If so what did you get and was it useful? Subby wanted to bid at one but it was not aloud
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Eat a Kit-Kat the wrong way? You better believe I'm breaking up with your sorry ass over that
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Sat June 02, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
....is the word for Katy Perry's joke about Orlando Bloom
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft is hoping to destroy GitHub
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That posh British commentator who was all over the royal wedding coverage? Yeah, he's actually a real estate guy named Tommy Muscatello, from upstate New York. Fuhgeddaboutit, Your Highness
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Fri June 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Noted political commentator Johnny Damon: Donald Trump is "not there to be your friend" and is doing a "great job"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Oregon employers say state has run out of workers who can pass a drug test. Florida too high to comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump wonders why "no talent" Samantha Bee hasn't been fired over her nasty comment about Ivanka. Probably the same reason our "no talent" President who hates and insults everyone is still President
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
First step: blame Ambien. Second step: Blame Michelle Obama. Third Step:???
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
After leading police on chase, woman objects to sobriety tests and states that she's not drunk. "I already told you, I smoked crack"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Long of the Philadelphia Eagles better have the goon juice ready after he made a joke about the NHL on Twitter
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Tue May 29, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dog assists in scooter robbery, no word on how they'll get the stains out of the carpet
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller laugh even harder after President Trump makes terrible comments about immigrants
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
You're awaiting trial for getting someone killed in a swatting prank, and you oppose the repeal of net neutrality. Do you: A) Submit public comments to the FCC; B) Donate to the EFF; or C) Call in a bomb threat at an FCC hearing?
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to NY authorities on Friday
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Hotel pulls out after group seeks to break world record for largest orgy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends hosts are shocked that a journalist could win an award after criticizing the president in commentary
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(Fark)
 
 
 
♪ Writer man, writer man, doing the things a writer can. What's he like? It's not important. Writer man. Is he a hack, or is he a wreck? How does he earn his sad paycheck? Nobody knows, writer man. ♪ This is your Fark Writer's Thread, TMBG edition
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
As predicted, right on schedule
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Doctor" who plead guilty and was sentenced to 45 years in prison for misdiagnosing/over-treating 553 patients with cancer and raking in over $17 million in fraudulent billings has decided he's not guilty after all and wants his conviction tossed
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Whoever faked the public comments to the FCC about Net Neutrality even impersonated a couple of sitting Senators. NOW can we get a proper investigation of it?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will James Harden and the Rockets even up the series with the Warriors? Or will Stephen Curry and his crew win again and go up 3-1 in the series? It is your NBA Western Conference Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on TNT
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Famous people and the foods they can't stand
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman who once dressed up as a sexy can of whipped cream says Duchess of Sussex's dress was ill-fitting. Björk's swan dress unavailable for comment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump will personally lift the ban on China's ZTE while simultaneously flipping off every member of Congress. ♫ Come spy with me ♫ Come spy away ♫
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You're all going down. You know who you are. Mark my word"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Investigators are finally getting their first look at the files taken from Michael Cohen, No comment from the White House on when Trump will send out his 'next witch' hunt or 'no collusion' tweets
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
While Oliver North was making unfounded comments about Ritalin, David Hogg reminded everyone how North smuggled cocaine into the U.S. into the '80s
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You are on death row in prison and you get to choose your last meal. What would you choose?
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News throws out some red meat to their right-wing conservative base. Don't believe subby? Just read the comments (spiffy tag for subject of article)
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP candidate for OK government would like everyone to know that he doesn't support euthanizing the disabled as an alternative to welfare, really, he was hacked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Local woman is really happy to have been arrested for a fatal DWI crash. You'd hit it jokes to the left, burn in hell comments to the right
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You have just been terminated from the company you founded for sexual harassment, battery on an employee and drug use so it's time to give out money in your dog's name to rehabilitate your image
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar
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Thu May 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska coach Scott Frost responds to Nick Saban's comments about Central Florida's title being legit by saying 1 or 2 of Alabama's aren't legit, either
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"Social media is a great venue for advertising auctions," says man who sold out of 200 caskets in about 45 minutes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Get to the airport two hours early, they insist. Curbside check in, TSA pre-Pass, now I have an hour and a half to kill. Amuse me with funny pics, gifs, and things that will arouse suspicion at the airpoty
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Get to the airport two hours early, they insist. Curbside check in, TSA pre-Pass, now I have an hour and a half to kill. Amuse me with funny pics, gifs, and things that will arouse suspicion at the airpoty
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Mods are asleep. Time to post your NSFW on the Tesla forums
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(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. Surgeon General aids stricken airline passenger. In other news, we still have a U.S. Surgeon General
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans have bigger problems than censuring Trump over the McCain comments
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White house is completely cool with North Korea blowing up their meeting, in fact they expected it. They would have been disappointed if they hadn't
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(Medium)
 
 
 
So, it looks like AT&T's payments to Cohen got them a direct meeting with Ajit Pai and another guy who also hates net neutrality
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican candidate says the quiet part out loud, proposes euthanasia for the poor and disabled
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is upset that negative comments about McCain got leaked to the press. He's not upset about the comments, mind you, just that they leaked to the press
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
Ruler-toting Iowan pleads guilty for trying to take measure of a man
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Over the years, Toys-Я-Us bought up a bunch of sketchy domain names to protect their brand, and now they're available. "I'm sure they were laughing and drinking Red Bull and then just came up with every iteration they could"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Newly released Def Leppard beer. "It's disarmingly tasty," says drummer, making off-hand comment
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Favreau's Star Wars series will provide prequels to the sequels
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever owned any invertebrates as a pet? If so, what kind and would you recommend having one as a pet?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: What do kitty litter, lo mein and unicorn poop all have in common? If you said "They're all cupcakes," there's something wrong with you. I mean, they really ARE all cupcakes, but still
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Fri May 11, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: President For Life?
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
As we focus on Jeff Sessions' comments about taking away children of immigrants at the border, a Russian asylum seeker recounts how that is exactly what Putin started doing to his political opponents. But don't worry, it's probably just a coincidence
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Tue May 08, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin millionaire Tyler Winklevoss teaches billionaire Bill Gates how to short Bitcoin. In other news, Tyler Winklevoss just declared bankruptcy
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Sat May 05, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you thought the NXIVM story couldn't get any worse, well... you were wrong (warning: describes some really disturbing stuff)
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Fri May 04, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to your Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC thread. Rudy walks back his comments about Stormy and accuses her of extortion. WH counsel plans to quit. Clovis out at USDA. Pence's doctor quits. Official start time 8 PM EDT - hope your liquor's ready
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mammoth sinkhole opens in New Zealand. Balrog and Gandalf unavailable for comment
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
He's got 99 problems, and a subpoena from the SEC is one
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Adidas is sticking by Kanye West despite slavery remark. In other news, Adidas reveals new slogan "If the slaves had our shoes, they would have worked harder"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today in "Things everyone saw coming": China has stopped buying soybeans from the US
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hire a new investor relations company on Tuesday, your stock soars 1000% on Wednesday. I'd say they're getting their money's worth
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I thought this was a 'Saturday Night Live' parody of a conference call," said CNBC's Cramer after listening to SnapChat's post-earnings release conference call with analysts
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Is it possible Melania only stays with Donny in order to get citizenship for her parents? If they become citizens, will she dump the Big Fat Cheeto and write a tell-all book?
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Woman who paid $10 a ticket for U2's last visit to Tulsa in 1983 shells out $744 for a pair of seats at tonight's tour kick-off. Fark: band probably won't do a post-concert signing at a Christian bookstore this time
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
HBO will be using Amazon's Rose Parade commentators to cover Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nikola v. Tesla. Edison unavailable for comment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Principal (not sayof): Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if the next time our black special needs student ran away, we told the police he had a gun?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, remember that glowing health report that Trump's private doctor wrote? Well, it was dictated by Trump himself. You're shocked, aren't you? No, wait, what's that thing that's the opposite of shocked?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's Moose is celebrating its 100th anniversary through a picnic this weekend. Any suggestions on how to make this a good picnic that reflects 100 years?
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter disappointed Mexico still exists this far into President Trump's reign
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Popular Upstate NY cave offers nudist tour by lantern light. In case I can't make it, please give your mom my spelunk
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
The Paralympics respond to Trump's idiotic comments
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Sat April 28, 2018
(PC Authority (Australia))
 
 
 
Mario hacked, Bowser unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Oh, I get high with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmmm, get by with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmm, Mama dies with a little help from my friends ♫ Yes, I get by with a...Wait, back up one
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's not just Russian bots and hackers, it's 22-year-old kids in their dorm rooms and influencers and brands of all sizes. The damage is done on a very large level because nothing is genuine except this black square with 1500 likes and a viral hippo
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
When planning a robbery, choosing your getaway vehicle is important
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
Weeners
 
Gizmodo takes a look at Amazon's logo, concludes that it's a penis
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In cunning plan thought all the way through, Whole Foods opens Asian restaurant named "Yellow Fever"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bad: Getting put in the "Friend Zone". Fark: Getting put in the "Friend Zone" on National TV during a game show
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
S.J. Clarkson boldly goes where no woman has gone before -- directing a Star Trek movie
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Royals set fashion trends for centuries. Emperor wearing no clothes unavailable for comment
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
New Beatles poster shows which person played what on every song. Pete Best, Stu Sutcliffe, Clarence Walker unavailable for comment
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Let's be Frank: 'Sweating like a Jew in an attic' is not the kind of soundbite you generally want associated with your candidacy
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Can sitting in a lawn chair be illegal? Apparently yes, when it's used as a driver's seat in your pickup truck
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
State senator calls for FCC to pull radio station's license after host uses N-word on air. Host says using the N-word is protected by the First Amendment. Howard Stern, Mancow, Bubba the Love Sponge unavailable for comment
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Please don't punch Publix employees if they don't answer your questions immediately while they're stocking shelves. They might be deaf
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jaxxon the green space rabbit becomes part of Star Wars canon. Jar-Jar Binks unavailable for comment
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
By 2040, artificial intelligence could upend nuclear stability, according to the RAND Corporation. The reverse vampires say they'll have a comment right after sunrise
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prince's estate suing the Illinois hospital he was rushed to days before his death; they've also chosen to sue Walgreen's for filling prescriptions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby wombat mistaken for human offspring on Facebook and it's a fack that Australians can't swear correctly
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter reports an epidemic of exploding sarcasm detectors. Just this once, you should read the comments
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' showrunners have crossed the pop culture streams by recording a 'Rick and Morty' audio commentary, calling this episode "the best writing of 2017" (does that include their seventh season?)
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sunday Mixtape: Share the soundtrack of your life in 12 songs or less. ( maybe a little more depending on your age) Rules are loose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There, that should solve everything, right? We're all good now, right? Look, I'm just the Sheriff, it's not like I have to power to arrest and charge him with murder or anything. I mean, let's not be hasty here
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Fri April 20, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Submarine believed to have transported Nazi leaders to South America after WWII found. 129-year-old Argentinian National known only as 'Adolf H.' unavailable for comment
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Logic files for divorce. Tired of not being used these days
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Thu April 19, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Lean Cuisine debuts DNA-based meal plan named 'Nutria'. Large, orange-toothed rodents unavailable for comment
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman claims Southwest Airlines lost her mother's prosthetic foot; airline is probably telling her they have bigger fish to fry right now
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UFOs drop into San Bernardino skies during rain storm
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UFOs drop into San Bernardino skies during rain storm
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey legislature moves to ban "ghost guns." Herp 'n' derp in article comments section: priceless
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Cohen's third client is... SEAN HANNITY. Matt Damon unavailable for comment
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So much leaking there must be Apple juice all over the floor
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An analysis by the National Parks Conservation Association showed that 98 percent of 110,000 public comments opposed the dramatic increase." Zinke's plan to drastically increase the admission price to a handful of National Parks fails spectacularly
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
With no other major stories going on today, news outlets ask the hard hitting question: "Why is the Coke Zero Twitter account locked?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No probation for you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge recorded insulting and deriding defendants who he then sentenced to life in prison. Just a little MST3K treatment eh, Judge? What's the big deal?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Believe me, a lot of the attractive children are not making it to the border" complains man who doesn't think before he talks
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing running car from outside grocery, impersonating Grumpy Cat
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In his mind John Kelly probably sees himself as playing Leo McGarry to Trump's President Bartlet, but the reality he's more like Blackadder the butler to Trump's Prince George
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith offers to have Stan Lee come live with him as reports surface that Lee is a victim of elder abuse
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Roseanne is a Trump supporter because she is either delusional or stupid. You probably have a pic to post in the comments now
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Tue April 10, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richie Incognito retiring from football to focus on his true passions: binge drinking, drowning kittens and belittling mental patients
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Fans meeting Stan Lee at last weekend's Silicon Valley Comic Con report his health may be less 'Infinity War' & more 'Deadpool'
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Overwatch League player suspended for acting like an Overwatch League player
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Sun April 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK man hurt wrestling "public nuisance" ram. *checks out photo* OK, to be fair, that's one badass farkin' sheep. There are some who call him... Tim?
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's re-election campaign denies secretly hiring Rob Porter, which means he's probably in charge by now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Congressman compares voting against Trump to cheating on your wife
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Strange sword found in debris of last year's California wildfires identified as belonging to samurai vintner who founded his own Sonoma County winery after relocating to USA. Don Pardo unavailable for comment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." - George Orwell, 1984. Hah, silly writer, don't you know clocks only go to twelve? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'failure of basic research' edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Half Scoop must be on coke or something
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News host Shepard Smith fact checks Trump's comments on Amazon: "None of what he's saying is true"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Former UCLA coach Jim Mora backpedals faster than a cornerback on quarterback comments
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Harrison Daily)
 
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Hidden video cameras installed in bathrooms and changing areas of hot dog shop. In other news, Arkansas hot dog shops have changing areas
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Mon April 02, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Stan Lee's blood stolen, DC unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like many other dating and Social media Apps it appears that Grindr regularly shared info about its users such as name, email address, relationship status, precise GPS location at any given time, oh, and of course, HIV Status and last test date
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(GQ)
 
 
 
So you know how Sinclair Broadcasting made all its local affiliates recite propaganda during the day? Well, in what is just a coincidence, it turns out Sinclair also had a deal with Trump campaign to run the President's speeches without commentary
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I don't know who is more deplorable: The person who wrote this tweet, or the comments
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Kindergarten teacher approaches her job in the most Fark of ways
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Fri March 30, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Teacher discovers Star Trek set replica. Owners let elementary students film The Adventures of the U.S.S. Parkview on it. Warp 10: William Shatner is impressed and tweets about it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Los Angeles judge rules Starbucks cups in California have to have a cancer warning. And you thought the whole Christmas cup thing was silly
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why the iconic Marlboro Man image is fading in the West. Cliven Bundy unavailable for comment
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Tigers game rained out, postponed until tomorrow, meaning that Catholics won't be able to have hotdogs on Opening Day
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(AOL)
 
 
 
'Crying Nazi' hopes to become 'Crying FBI Informant'
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Jersey City police officers allegedly drag Domino's manager in fight over pizza delivery in the most Jersey story you'll read today
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Secret Service appears to be monitoring your facebook account for anti-Trump comments. Man, hope they don't start looking at Fark accounts...hold on, there's a knock at my door
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric and Don Trump Jr.:"We love our father." Tiffany Trump unavailable for comment
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Wed March 28, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you're running for office, maybe scrub your Facebook of posts like "Just choked a lady in the bathroom and I don't feel bad at all" and saying "cops should "jump off the highest building in downtown Milwaukee. No one will miss you I promise"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley's "smart" sex toys are creepy, surveillant, but pointless. Ceiling cat unavailable for comment
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after making lewd comments to Easter Bunny
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand school keeps the students' toilets under lock and key, Sixx, Mick and Tom unavailable for comment
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
Man found naked in helicopter after driving car into lake
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Claire McCaskill criticizes Hillary Clinton for comments she made about Trump voters nearly two years ago. Little late on the draw there
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