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Sat July 21, 2018       Charlottesville "crying Nazi" pleads guilty, gets banned from Virginia source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 159         That's a nice wrestling scholarship you have there. It would be a shame if you lost it due to your racist comments source: dailykos.com   |   share: 190         Treasury Secretary Mnuchin proposes removing sanctions on Rusal, the Russian aluminum producer owned by Manafort's oligarch buddy Oleg Deripaska. Mnope, mnothing mnefarious at all, mnow move along mnosy mnews mnerds source: reuters.com   |   share: 80         The stable genius ordered the U.S. embassy in South Africa to provide no assistance to President Obama during the Mandela centennial source: citizen.co.za   |   share: 243         The FCC will now ignore your comments against the Sprint/T-Mobile merger source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 11   Wed July 18, 2018       Not only did Maria Burtina get indicted by the grand jury yesterday, but they added an additional, far more serious charge for good measure source: reuters.com   |   share: 122         Do you find any normal words amusing for some reason? source: fark.com   |   share: 56   Tue July 17, 2018       "Look, this high-risk tunnel filled with radioactive waste could just collapse at any moment, we gotta fix it." "Now, now, let's not be hasty, let's let the public weigh in with comments first" source: king5.com   |   share: 48         'Teen Mom' star Farrah Abraham charged with battery. Where would you connect the clamps? source: canoe.com   |   share: 32         After the disaster in Helsinki, Lawmakers in both parties and political commentators are calling for the resignation of administration officials like John Bolton, Sec. Pompeo, Sec. Mattis and DNI Coats. One obvious name missing from the list, however source: politico.com   |   share: 67         For just $25 more, American Airlines will offer a flight without political commentary source: msn.com   |   share: 43   Mon July 16, 2018       Gay storm troopers are apparently breaking windows and having sex with turtles to celebrate Pride month. Mitch McConnell unavailable for comment source: rightwingwatch.org   |   share: 71         Papa John's founder John Schnatter refused to be the six million dollar man source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 27         Welcome to Amazon"s Prime Day Please enjoy your shopping on our webs-CCCRRAAASSHH ...aaaaaand it's back source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 124         Trump is careful not to have any records or witnesses for his meeting with Putin. Thank goodness there's no suspicion that he's a Russian asset. Otherwise this might look suspicious source: thehill.com   |   share: 165   Sun July 15, 2018     Zagreb Blew source: espn.com   |   share: 168         People trust science experts more than government. Mulder, Scully unavailable for comment source: thejournal.ie   |   share: 43         This is chickenshiat source: foxnews.com   |   share: 48   Sat July 14, 2018       If you haven't seen your childhood BFF in a while, maybe you should spend more time playing catch-up before playing "50 Shades of Grey" source: canoe.com   |   share: 81         Happy Bastille Day to all of our French Farkers around the world. And for those who don't know what Bastille Day is all about, info in the link, celebration in the comments source: usatoday.com   |   share: 80         If you were having some illegal drugs shipped to you UPS and they haven't arrived yet, the Union Pacific RR Police have some news for you source: tucsonnewsnow.com   |   share: 19   Fri July 13, 2018       Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day source: chron.com   |   share: 28         I still don't know what a Bieber is but it's pitching against the Yankees tonight source: espn.com   |   share: 5         Caught on video: They thought a squirrel was eating their tomatoes, but it was the mailman source: cnn.com   |   share: 31         How do you win financial business? Apparently hookers and blow still works source: reuters.com   |   share: 7         Headline: "Louisville might rename Papa John's Cardinal Stadium after racial slur." I don't know about you, but (n-word) stadium seems like the wrong choice to me source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 116   Thu July 12, 2018       Michael Cohen's new lawyer says Trump may have committed impeachable offense. Subby can't wait to hear Rudy Giuliani 911 comments on this which will, most likely and hopefully, make things worse source: thehill.com   |   share: 45         Congressman's comments at Strzok hearing so batty someone was compelled to yell "you need your medication" source: twitter.com   |   share: 188         Ikea recalls 'Dögchök' water dispenser source: torontosun.com   |   share: 15         Racist comments. Horrible pizza. Papa's Gone source: cnbc.com   |   share: 360   Wed July 11, 2018       Former Secretary of State John Kerry's statement on Trump's comments at the start of the NATO summit roughly translates to, "Shut your damn mouth" source: realtalk910.iheart.com   |   share: 82   Tue July 10, 2018       Drunken idiot convicted of driving a truck with 60000 kilos of propane with 3x the legal limit of alcohol in his system. "I'm sure as hell not driving that thing sober" he was probably heard to say source: torontosun.com   |   share: 44         Trump hands out more pardons to deplorables. Michael Cohen reads Giuliani's comments as a threat. Trump lands in Europe as he prepares to embarrass America on the world stage at the NATO Summit. Let's get drunk. Yes? It's your MSNBC 8 p.m. ET thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 808         Maybe it's just a running back thing source: espn.com   |   share: 49         Is there any piece or artwork of any kind that you are particularly fond of? source: fark.com   |   share: 74         It is time for us to get hep with the kids. Who are the best new music acts out there today? source: fark.com   |   share: 44   Mon July 09, 2018       Just when you thought public comment sections in meetings can't get any more interesting source: youtube.com   |   share: 14         Conde Nast claims it's too difficult to ban hate speech. With a bonus picture of someone who has just heard a racist joke and is very aroused source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 30   Sun July 08, 2018       Sorry, generation of 20-somethings: reports say Justin Bieber is finally off the market source: billboard.com   |   share: 60   Sat July 07, 2018       In case you're wondering, he still can't spell it (tweet was deleted, but it's at the top of the comments thread) source: twitter.com   |   share: 230         Moviepass outage affecting several users source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 11   Fri July 06, 2018       ESPN ditches its comments sections, unfairly silencing thousands of morons source: deadspin.com   |   share: 28         One benefit of the U.S. missing out on the World Cup this year? The death of the American soccer troll. And now to read the comments on Fark dot com source: theringer.com   |   share: 14         Suspicious gym bag in Houston turned out to be bag of DAAAWWW source: chron.com   |   share: 61         Sonos to file for $100 million IPO. Zune, Palm, Iridium unavailable for comment source: cnbc.com   |   share: 22   Thu July 05, 2018       Canadian celebrates Fourth of July by driving a mail truck naked into several vehicles and a convenience store source: cbc.ca   |   share: 32         Canadian celebrates Fourth of July by driving a mail truck naked into several vehicles and a convenience store source: cbc.ca   |   share: 32   Wed July 04, 2018       Mom sues Detroit school system over son's severed finger. Man, I remember when they'd just rap your knuckles with a ruler source: freep.com   |   share: 52         The bizarro new proposed EU copyright regs would effectively make web site operators directly responsible for user posts -- for some sane comments about this, click here -- source: techdirt.com   |   share: 59   Tue July 03, 2018       Top U.S. vendor of coin laundry machines explores selling out for $3 billion, or 12 billion quarters. Check your pockets source: reuters.com   |   share: 13         IN A WORLD...where most movie studios make dumbass move after dumbass move... Sony Pictures STANDS... head and shoulders above the rest. Coming soon: The movie we accidentally uploaded to Youtube source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 26         You're going to be out of town and still want to watch your favorite team play? Just call up the cable company of the restaurant you're going to be at, say you're the manager and order another sports package source: tucson.com   |   share: 13         Work encouraged everyone to wear patriotic colors today. I chose blue of course. Better dead than red, right? source: fark.com   |   share: 28         If Bruce Springsteen texts you requesting iphone gift cards to retrieve a gold investment in Dubai, it might be a scam source: nj.com   |   share: 30   Mon July 02, 2018       Someone is stealing ugly public art on Vancouver Island...and returning it source: torontosun.com   |   share: 29         The old fark random image threads made my day when they showed up, what happened to them? (if this gets greenlit please add that it should be SFW) source: fark.com   |   share: 186   Sun July 01, 2018       Phil Fulmer earns $90,000 bonus after University of Tennessee ranks 11th out of 14 SEC schools. Peyton Manning unavailable for comment source: knoxnews.com   |   share: 14   Sat June 30, 2018       Saturday Night Selfie Thread - liters and lurkers also welcome this time source: fark.com   |   share: 43   Fri June 29, 2018       Four-year-old girl almost puts her dad in the doghouse after she tells her mom about a 'bra' in daddy's car source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 21   (Some Guy)       When plugging in your Micro USB do use Smiley/Frowny or Canoe/Roof? source: complexcentral.com   |   share: 29         If your neighbors describe your lover's noises as sounding like a cross between a donkey giving birth and a very large excitable pig, you may be doing it right source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 20         New State Department report criticizes countries that separate children from families. Talk about great timing source: alternet.org   |   share: 22         I'm just going to go ahead and say what I'm feeling right now, but Born Again is absolutely Black Sabbath's best album source: fark.com   |   share: 20         Tool's Maynard James Keenan under fire for allegedly using his, um tool source: pitchfork.com   |   share: 44         Milo goes for the "Can't you people take a joke" defense source: abc7.com   |   share: 107         Milo goes for the "Can't you people take a joke" defense source: abc7.com   |   share: 107         New book reveals details about Queen Elizabeth's sex life source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 60         If Trump were to go back to reality TV after his presidency is over, would you watch it? source: fark.com   |   share: 61   Thu June 28, 2018       Milo Yiannopoulos says he doesn't at all regret his violent comments about journalists and it's actually The Daily Beast and New York Observer's fault for publishing them. No, seriously source: newsweek.com   |   share: 125         Here's a shocker: Trump's IRS nominee is financially tied to the Trump Organization. Conflict of interest? More like a pre-requisite. Help us, Bobby-M, you're our only hope source: rawstory.com   |   share: 81   Wed June 27, 2018       SCOTUS: We must consider comments made by bureaucrats when rendering decisions. Also SCOTUS: We mustn't consider comments made by the president when rendering decisions source: vox.com   |   share: 147         Local artist arrested after making improvements to railroad overpass. Happy Bunny unavailable for comment, but he's popping up all over the place, now source: freep.com   |   share: 27         Former Fox News President Bill Shine will cover for the Sexual Assaulter-in-chief as the new WH Communications Director source: cnbc.com   |   share: 103         For the second straight time, Germany is defeated in Russia source: espn.com   |   share: 50       6 hour long road trip today. and music selections? Rock music only please source: fark.com   |   share: 55         Tour bus takes visiting foreign VIPs to great views of Yukon River valley from top of Dawson City's Midnight Dome. Aaand then it catches fire: "When it's hot, the sun's right, for lack of a better word, the air mixture is right - it does happen" source: cbc.ca   |   share: 21         San Diego Chuck E. Cheese's fined $4000 for child labor violations, gets to keep its MMA and WBC licenses source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: 16         CNN complains about a lack of civility despite having several pro-Trump commentators on their payroll source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 66   Tue June 26, 2018       Gee, I wonder why Republicans are often compared to as Nazis? Just some crazy over exaggeration? Or is it really that bad? Here's another example to make you think source: mediaite.com   |   share: 117         Gee, I wonder why Republicans are often compared to as Nazis? Just some crazy over exaggeration? Or is it really that bad? Here's another example to make you think source: mediaite.com   |   share: 117         Portuguese spelling of Iran sparks minor controversy. Sheik de Ferro unavailable for comment source: soccer.nbcsports.com   |   share: 4         What was that thing I was trying to remember source: fark.com   |   share: 31         Wife of Flippopotamous starts Gofundme to cover legal fees, internet tells her to go fund herself (read the comments) source: gofundme.com   |   share: 108         If Spider-Man were real, how would he make a financial living? City employee? Bake sale? Pan-handling? source: fark.com   |   share: 35   Mon June 25, 2018       What would your reply be to your first ever Fark comment? source: fark.com   |   share: 70         What do you do with the leftover lasagna noodle? source: fark.com   |   share: 75   Sun June 24, 2018       Minnesota GOP Chairwoman is shocked that members of her own party have made racist and sexist comments about her. But doesn't blame their dear leader for that source: startribune.com   |   share: 65         Sex therapist wife of Portugal goalkeeper gives a hands-on solution to winning the World Cup source: torontosun.com   |   share: 27   Sat June 23, 2018       A Canadian scandal par excellence source: cbc.ca   |   share: 55   Fri June 22, 2018       Police investigate bomb threat, find bag of raccoons source: torontosun.com   |   share: 28         ESPN hires new NFL rules analysis commentator: Fark: Jeff Triplette Ultrafark: at the NFL's request source: awfulannouncing.com   |   share: 8   Thu June 21, 2018       Golden State Warriors' Swaggy P helpfully teaches us that "everybody needs to do cocaine" source: sfgate.com   |   share: 17         Corey Lewandowski drops out of Michigan appearance following comments about a Down Syndrome undocumented immigrant girl separated from her mother. Womp Womp source: mlive.com   |   share: 113         Ana Navarro says anyone in Trump's administration who wants Mexican food should "probably consider takeout" source: rawstory.com   |   share: 95         Republicans can't decide whether to eliminate the Department of Labor or the Department of Education. Trump: Why not both? source: politico.com   |   share: 67         Fox News: Womp womp? Womp womp, womp womp womp source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 72   Wed June 20, 2018       Disney decides that if it can't get all the money, it doesn't want any, cancels Star Wars spinoffs source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: 143         John Travolta believed that his latest bomb Gotti was going to make him an Oscar contender this year. Epstein's mother unavailable for comment source: screenrant.com   |   share: 43         "Beer had several signs of intoxication and smelled of alcohol, police said." No, this is not satire source: nonpareilonline.com   |   share: 25         Tom Brady has given a hint on his retirement age, let's just say it's an age most of us want to retire at source: espn.com   |   share: 7         Corey Lewandowski doubles down on womp womp comment, claims he was mocking a liberal who had the audacity to, you know, talk about the facts of the situation at the border source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 94   Tue June 19, 2018       Dead principal. Caught sayof cheating. New York Post looking for why she had $3.2 million dollar estate -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again" source: nypost.com   |   share: 34         Akron Firefighters use firehouse to lay some hose source: bnd.com   |   share: 36         It's not a selfie, it's science, say scientists who posed next to dead great white shark - sparking uproar by folks who said they 'disrespected' it source: sacbee.com   |   share: 100         "I left Facebook for ten days. It grew increasingly needier" source: slate.com   |   share: 67         Subby just bought a cheap Chinese Strat and am planning on repainting it. Any farkers ever do this? Any suggestions, tips or just comments? Post picture source: youtube.com   |   share: 35   Mon June 18, 2018 (SoraNews24)       Salty watermelon. Yes source: soranews24.com   |   share: 28         Family Matters, but not much source: canoe.com   |   share: 58         What would you advise someone to add should they be seeking to compile a "melancholy" playlist? source: fark.com   |   share: 86   Sun June 17, 2018       ♫ If I had a hammer ♫ source: canoe.com   |   share: 43   Sat June 16, 2018       When tech reporters visit media art installations, commentary tends to be low-resolution and a bit pixellated source: forbes.com   |   share: 4   Fri June 15, 2018       NCAA ice hockey kills the overtime shootout, pleases hockey purists by bringing back the tie game. Pat Dye unavailable for comment source: ncaa.com   |   share: 16         Trump on Kim Jong Un: "He speaks and his people stand up in attention. I want my people to do the same" source: twitter.com   |   share: 320   Thu June 14, 2018       Wayne Newton and his wife scare off burglar at their Las Vegas home. With a photo that explains it all source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: 35         IQ scores have been falling for decades. Ow, my balls, Brawndo and Costco unavailable for comment source: usatoday.com   |   share: 116   Wed June 13, 2018       Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Crocodooladoo is a great family name source: nypost.com   |   share: 17         If you know that the boulder you see being loaded into a pickup truck is heavier than the truck's payload rating, you might want to comment on it before the loader does their job instead of after source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 143         Fark's Favorite Fabricator Flees Fiasco source: baltimore.cbslocal.com   |   share: 224         In the 1920s, Albert Einstein wrote racist comments in his travel diary. In the 1940s, he called racism a disease of white people. What do you suppose changed his mind? source: iflscience.com   |   share: 73         Graphics Farkers, what app/program is used to make the cool computer screens in TV/movies and at theme parks? DIT source: fark.com   |   share: 15         Steve King (R-epulsive) embarrasses himself and Iowa again on Twitter source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 62         Article asks "Why are some people always late?" which you'll read, eighth after going through all of the comments source: bbc.com   |   share: 33   Tue June 12, 2018       That "suspension of military exercises on Korean peninsula" concession? The Chinese knew about it before our own military did source: amp.businessinsider.com   |   share: 121         Well, that was fast; Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande are engaged after dating for weeks source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 115   Mon June 11, 2018       Man sues PornHub for using a picture of him flashing his bankroll. King Douchenozzle Von Crunk unavailable for comment source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 76         You are going on a 35-minute drive. Do you a) make sure you have plenty of gas. b) buckle your seat belt. or c) put the kids in dog carriers source: wreg.com   |   share: 50   Sun June 10, 2018       Gen. John Kelly looking to make a hasty retreat from the White House as the building burns to the ground around him source: rawstory.com   |   share: 170   Fri June 08, 2018       Warriors bust out the brooms source: espn.com   |   share: 76         What is your favorite chemical element? source: fark.com   |   share: 81         What is your favorite chemical element? source: fark.com   |   share: 81         A cop could have a really great time transporting moonshine ...and eyeballs? source: herald-dispatch.com   |   share: 12   Thu June 07, 2018       Montana golfer runs back to clubhouse, demands her greens fee back after spotting grizzly bear on course. Grizzly bears on golf courses trifecta in play source: helenair.com   |   share: 64         Evangelical college makes movie claiming Trump was "chosen by God" to lead the country. God unavailable for comment, as always source: politicususa.com   |   share: 124   Wed June 06, 2018       Yet another online platform racists are trying to ruin: Disqus source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: 61         After the Supreme Court's ruling in the wedding cake case, SD lawmaker becomes the first to hop on the slippery slope and ride it ALL the way to the bottom, arguing on FB that business should also be allowed to 'turn away people of color,' too source: argusleader.com   |   share: 123         AD at Mona Shores High School given a 10 day without pay suspension based on ...well, read the article source: mlive.com   |   share: 37   Tue June 05, 2018       Critical review on Kanye's latest album: "unedited ramblings of the world's oldest adolescent showcasing the ignorance of a gifted but oblivious fool who stubbornly refuses to acknowledge reality," and that's one of the more flattering comments source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 107   Mon June 04, 2018       Coal lobby doing what the coal lobby does source: widerimage.reuters.com   |   share: 62         Ever had, bought anything from, or even attended a silent auction? If so what did you get and was it useful? Subby wanted to bid at one but it was not aloud source: fark.com   |   share: 30   Sun June 03, 2018 (Some Gal)       Eat a Kit-Kat the wrong way? You better believe I'm breaking up with your sorry ass over that source: thisisinsider.com   |   share: 138   Sat June 02, 2018       ....is the word for Katy Perry's joke about Orlando Bloom source: people.com   |   share: 40         Microsoft is hoping to destroy GitHub source: cnbc.com   |   share: 82         That posh British commentator who was all over the royal wedding coverage? Yeah, he's actually a real estate guy named Tommy Muscatello, from upstate New York. Fuhgeddaboutit, Your Highness source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 38   Fri June 01, 2018       Noted political commentator Johnny Damon: Donald Trump is "not there to be your friend" and is doing a "great job" source: thehill.com   |   share: 32         Oregon employers say state has run out of workers who can pass a drug test. Florida too high to comment source: boingboing.net   |   share: 125         Trump wonders why "no talent" Samantha Bee hasn't been fired over her nasty comment about Ivanka. Probably the same reason our "no talent" President who hates and insults everyone is still President source: foxnews.com   |   share: 334   Wed May 30, 2018       First step: blame Ambien. Second step: Blame Michelle Obama. Third Step:??? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 146         After leading police on chase, woman objects to sobriety tests and states that she's not drunk. "I already told you, I smoked crack" source: journaltimes.com   |   share: 25         Chris Long of the Philadelphia Eagles better have the goon juice ready after he made a joke about the NHL on Twitter source: espn.com   |   share: 26   Tue May 29, 2018       Dog assists in scooter robbery, no word on how they'll get the stains out of the carpet source: sfgate.com   |   share: 14   Sat May 26, 2018       Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller laugh even harder after President Trump makes terrible comments about immigrants source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 60   Fri May 25, 2018       You're awaiting trial for getting someone killed in a swatting prank, and you oppose the repeal of net neutrality. Do you: A) Submit public comments to the FCC; B) Donate to the EFF; or C) Call in a bomb threat at an FCC hearing? source: engadget.com   |   share: 29   Thu May 24, 2018       Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to NY authorities on Friday source: thecut.com   |   share: 62   Wed May 23, 2018       Actual headline: Hotel pulls out after group seeks to break world record for largest orgy source: foxnews.com   |   share: 54         Fox & Friends hosts are shocked that a journalist could win an award after criticizing the president in commentary source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 32         ♪ Writer man, writer man, doing the things a writer can. What's he like? It's not important. Writer man. Is he a hack, or is he a wreck? How does he earn his sad paycheck? Nobody knows, writer man. ♪ This is your Fark Writer's Thread, TMBG edition source: fark.com   |   share: 29         As predicted, right on schedule source: newsweek.com   |   share: 212   Tue May 22, 2018       "Doctor" who plead guilty and was sentenced to 45 years in prison for misdiagnosing/over-treating 553 patients with cancer and raking in over $17 million in fraudulent billings has decided he's not guilty after all and wants his conviction tossed source: freep.com   |   share: 44         Whoever faked the public comments to the FCC about Net Neutrality even impersonated a couple of sitting Senators. NOW can we get a proper investigation of it? source: boingboing.net   |   share: 33         Will James Harden and the Rockets even up the series with the Warriors? Or will Stephen Curry and his crew win again and go up 3-1 in the series? It is your NBA Western Conference Game 4 thread, tip-off is at 9pm ET on TNT source: espn.com   |   share: 29         New York City man who posted a picture on Facebook of himself next to a cop car with a gun captioned "dum ass n---as" doesn't understand why he can't get a job working with kids now source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 60         Famous people and the foods they can't stand source: journaltimes.com   |   share: 109         Woman who once dressed up as a sexy can of whipped cream says Duchess of Sussex's dress was ill-fitting. Björk's swan dress unavailable for comment source: jezebel.com   |   share: 35         Trump will personally lift the ban on China's ZTE while simultaneously flipping off every member of Congress. ♫ Come spy with me ♫ Come spy away ♫ source: cnbc.com   |   share: 87         "You're all going down. You know who you are. Mark my word" source: rawstory.com   |   share: 137   Mon May 21, 2018       Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point source: mlive.com   |   share: 18         Investigators are finally getting their first look at the files taken from Michael Cohen, No comment from the White House on when Trump will send out his 'next witch' hunt or 'no collusion' tweets source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 68         While Oliver North was making unfounded comments about Ritalin, David Hogg reminded everyone how North smuggled cocaine into the U.S. into the '80s source: mediaite.com   |   share: 204         You are on death row in prison and you get to choose your last meal. What would you choose? source: fark.com   |   share: 74   Sun May 20, 2018       Fox News throws out some red meat to their right-wing conservative base. Don't believe subby? Just read the comments (spiffy tag for subject of article) source: foxnews.com   |   share: 201   Fri May 18, 2018       GOP candidate for OK government would like everyone to know that he doesn't support euthanizing the disabled as an alternative to welfare, really, he was hacked source: rawstory.com   |   share: 56         Local woman is really happy to have been arrested for a fatal DWI crash. You'd hit it jokes to the left, burn in hell comments to the right source: nypost.com   |   share: 107         You have just been terminated from the company you founded for sexual harassment, battery on an employee and drug use so it's time to give out money in your dog's name to rehabilitate your image source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 20         Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar source: silive.com   |   share: 4   Thu May 17, 2018       Nebraska coach Scott Frost responds to Nick Saban's comments about Central Florida's title being legit by saying 1 or 2 of Alabama's aren't legit, either source: espn.com   |   share: 14         "Social media is a great venue for advertising auctions," says man who sold out of 200 caskets in about 45 minutes source: wnep.com   |   share: 4         Get to the airport two hours early, they insist. Curbside check in, TSA pre-Pass, now I have an hour and a half to kill. Amuse me with funny pics, gifs, and things that will arouse suspicion at the airpoty source: fark.com   |   share: 21         Get to the airport two hours early, they insist. Curbside check in, TSA pre-Pass, now I have an hour and a half to kill. Amuse me with funny pics, gifs, and things that will arouse suspicion at the airpoty source: fark.com   |   share: 21   Wed May 16, 2018       Mods are asleep. Time to post your NSFW on the Tesla forums source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: 6         U.S. Surgeon General aids stricken airline passenger. In other news, we still have a U.S. Surgeon General source: msn.com   |   share: 50         Republicans have bigger problems than censuring Trump over the McCain comments source: slate.com   |   share: 49         White house is completely cool with North Korea blowing up their meeting, in fact they expected it. They would have been disappointed if they hadn't source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 61         So, it looks like AT&T's payments to Cohen got them a direct meeting with Ajit Pai and another guy who also hates net neutrality source: medium.com   |   share: 66   Tue May 15, 2018       Republican candidate says the quiet part out loud, proposes euthanasia for the poor and disabled source: rawstory.com   |   share: 254         Trump is upset that negative comments about McCain got leaked to the press. He's not upset about the comments, mind you, just that they leaked to the press source: thehill.com   |   share: 77       Ruler-toting Iowan pleads guilty for trying to take measure of a man source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: 31         Over the years, Toys-Я-Us bought up a bunch of sketchy domain names to protect their brand, and now they're available. "I'm sure they were laughing and drinking Red Bull and then just came up with every iteration they could" source: reuters.com   |   share: 12   Mon May 14, 2018       Newly released Def Leppard beer. "It's disarmingly tasty," says drummer, making off-hand comment source: billboard.com   |   share: 77         Favreau's Star Wars series will provide prequels to the sequels source: avclub.com   |   share: 110   Sat May 12, 2018       Ever owned any invertebrates as a pet? If so, what kind and would you recommend having one as a pet? source: fark.com   |   share: 46         Pop quiz, hotshot: What do kitty litter, lo mein and unicorn poop all have in common? If you said "They're all cupcakes," there's something wrong with you. I mean, they really ARE all cupcakes, but still source: video.startribune.com   |   share: 9   Fri May 11, 2018       You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable? source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 52         Donald Trump: President For Life? source: aol.com   |   share: 300   Thu May 10, 2018       As we focus on Jeff Sessions' comments about taking away children of immigrants at the border, a Russian asylum seeker recounts how that is exactly what Putin started doing to his political opponents. But don't worry, it's probably just a coincidence source: newyorker.com   |   share: 39   Tue May 08, 2018       Bitcoin millionaire Tyler Winklevoss teaches billionaire Bill Gates how to short Bitcoin. In other news, Tyler Winklevoss just declared bankruptcy source: cnbc.com   |   share: 25   Sat May 05, 2018       If you thought the NXIVM story couldn't get any worse, well... you were wrong (warning: describes some really disturbing stuff) source: nypost.com   |   share: 93   Fri May 04, 2018       Welcome to your Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC thread. Rudy walks back his comments about Stormy and accuses her of extortion. WH counsel plans to quit. Clovis out at USDA. Pence's doctor quits. Official start time 8 PM EDT - hope your liquor's ready source: msnbc.com   |   share: 1133         Mammoth sinkhole opens in New Zealand. Balrog and Gandalf unavailable for comment source: usatoday.com   |   share: 34         He's got 99 problems, and a subpoena from the SEC is one source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 9   Thu May 03, 2018       Adidas is sticking by Kanye West despite slavery remark. In other news, Adidas reveals new slogan "If the slaves had our shoes, they would have worked harder" source: channel3000.com   |   share: 24         Today in "Things everyone saw coming": China has stopped buying soybeans from the US source: cnbc.com   |   share: 48         Hire a new investor relations company on Tuesday, your stock soars 1000% on Wednesday. I'd say they're getting their money's worth source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 24   Wed May 02, 2018       "I thought this was a 'Saturday Night Live' parody of a conference call," said CNBC's Cramer after listening to SnapChat's post-earnings release conference call with analysts source: cnbc.com   |   share: 12         Is it possible Melania only stays with Donny in order to get citizenship for her parents? If they become citizens, will she dump the Big Fat Cheeto and write a tell-all book? source: journaltimes.com   |   share: 63         Woman who paid $10 a ticket for U2's last visit to Tulsa in 1983 shells out $744 for a pair of seats at tonight's tour kick-off. Fark: band probably won't do a post-concert signing at a Christian bookstore this time source: tulsaworld.com   |   share: 43         HBO will be using Amazon's Rose Parade commentators to cover Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 18         Nikola v. Tesla. Edison unavailable for comment source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 14         Principal (not sayof): Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if the next time our black special needs student ran away, we told the police he had a gun? source: rawstory.com   |   share: 106         So, remember that glowing health report that Trump's private doctor wrote? Well, it was dictated by Trump himself. You're shocked, aren't you? No, wait, what's that thing that's the opposite of shocked? source: cnn.com   |   share: 167   Tue May 01, 2018       Subby's Moose is celebrating its 100th anniversary through a picnic this weekend. Any suggestions on how to make this a good picnic that reflects 100 years? source: fark.com   |   share: 20   Mon April 30, 2018       Ann Coulter disappointed Mexico still exists this far into President Trump's reign source: insider.foxnews.com   |   share: 63   (Some Guy)       Popular Upstate NY cave offers nudist tour by lantern light. In case I can't make it, please give your mom my spelunk source: newyorkupstate.com   |   share: 47   Sun April 29, 2018       The Paralympics respond to Trump's idiotic comments source: time.com   |   share: 105   Sat April 28, 2018       Mario hacked, Bowser unavailable for comment source: pcauthority.com.au   |   share: 39         ♫ Oh, I get high with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmmm, get by with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmm, Mama dies with a little help from my friends ♫ Yes, I get by with a...Wait, back up one source: nypost.com   |   share: 14         It's not just Russian bots and hackers, it's 22-year-old kids in their dorm rooms and influencers and brands of all sizes. The damage is done on a very large level because nothing is genuine except this black square with 1500 likes and a viral hippo source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: 35         When planning a robbery, choosing your getaway vehicle is important source: canoe.com   |   share: 32   Fri April 27, 2018     Gizmodo takes a look at Amazon's logo, concludes that it's a penis source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 19         In cunning plan thought all the way through, Whole Foods opens Asian restaurant named "Yellow Fever" source: rawstory.com   |   share: 160         Bad: Getting put in the "Friend Zone". Fark: Getting put in the "Friend Zone" on National TV during a game show source: mediaite.com   |   share: 78   Thu April 26, 2018       S.J. Clarkson boldly goes where no woman has gone before -- directing a Star Trek movie source: variety.com   |   share: 47         Royals set fashion trends for centuries. Emperor wearing no clothes unavailable for comment source: pictorial.jezebel.com   |   share: 19         New Beatles poster shows which person played what on every song. Pete Best, Stu Sutcliffe, Clarence Walker unavailable for comment source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: 31         Let's be Frank: 'Sweating like a Jew in an attic' is not the kind of soundbite you generally want associated with your candidacy source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 64   Wed April 25, 2018       Can sitting in a lawn chair be illegal? Apparently yes, when it's used as a driver's seat in your pickup truck source: canoe.com   |   share: 63         State senator calls for FCC to pull radio station's license after host uses N-word on air. Host says using the N-word is protected by the First Amendment. Howard Stern, Mancow, Bubba the Love Sponge unavailable for comment source: thehill.com   |   share: 108         Please don't punch Publix employees if they don't answer your questions immediately while they're stocking shelves. They might be deaf source: wric.com   |   share: 113   Tue April 24, 2018       Jaxxon the green space rabbit becomes part of Star Wars canon. Jar-Jar Binks unavailable for comment source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: 38         By 2040, artificial intelligence could upend nuclear stability, according to the RAND Corporation. The reverse vampires say they'll have a comment right after sunrise source: phys.org   |   share: 30         Prince's estate suing the Illinois hospital he was rushed to days before his death; they've also chosen to sue Walgreen's for filling prescriptions source: reuters.com   |   share: 21         As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom" source: nypost.com   |   share: 156   Mon April 23, 2018       Ugly ass baby wombat mistaken for human offspring on Facebook and it's a fack that Australians can't swear correctly source: alt1023fm.iheart.com   |   share: 47         Twitter reports an epidemic of exploding sarcasm detectors. Just this once, you should read the comments source: twitter.com   |   share: 157         'Game of Thrones' showrunners have crossed the pop culture streams by recording a 'Rick and Morty' audio commentary, calling this episode "the best writing of 2017" (does that include their seventh season?) source: ew.com   |   share: 29   Sun April 22, 2018       Sunday Mixtape: Share the soundtrack of your life in 12 songs or less. ( maybe a little more depending on your age) Rules are loose source: fark.com   |   share: 31         There, that should solve everything, right? We're all good now, right? Look, I'm just the Sheriff, it's not like I have to power to arrest and charge him with murder or anything. I mean, let's not be hasty here source: cnn.com   |   share: 50   Fri April 20, 2018       Submarine believed to have transported Nazi leaders to South America after WWII found. 129-year-old Argentinian National known only as 'Adolf H.' unavailable for comment source: nypost.com   |   share: 77         Logic files for divorce. Tired of not being used these days source: people.com   |   share: 49   Thu April 19, 2018       Lean Cuisine debuts DNA-based meal plan named 'Nutria'. Large, orange-toothed rodents unavailable for comment source: wgno.com   |   share: 61   Wed April 18, 2018       Woman claims Southwest Airlines lost her mother's prosthetic foot; airline is probably telling her they have bigger fish to fry right now source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: 47   Tue April 17, 2018 (Some Guy)       UFOs drop into San Bernardino skies during rain storm source: topbuzz.com   |   share: 33   (Some Guy)       UFOs drop into San Bernardino skies during rain storm source: topbuzz.com   |   share: 33         New Jersey legislature moves to ban "ghost guns." Herp 'n' derp in article comments section: priceless source: nj.com   |   share: 265   Mon April 16, 2018       Cohen's third client is... SEAN HANNITY. Matt Damon unavailable for comment source: vox.com   |   share: 1551   Sat April 14, 2018       So much leaking there must be Apple juice all over the floor source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 26   Fri April 13, 2018       "An analysis by the National Parks Conservation Association showed that 98 percent of 110,000 public comments opposed the dramatic increase." Zinke's plan to drastically increase the admission price to a handful of National Parks fails spectacularly source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 61         With no other major stories going on today, news outlets ask the hard hitting question: "Why is the Coke Zero Twitter account locked?" source: indy100.com   |   share: 21         No probation for you source: reuters.com   |   share: 17         Judge recorded insulting and deriding defendants who he then sentenced to life in prison. Just a little MST3K treatment eh, Judge? What's the big deal? source: nypost.com   |   share: 54   Thu April 12, 2018       "Believe me, a lot of the attractive children are not making it to the border" complains man who doesn't think before he talks source: cnn.com   |   share: 100         Man accused of stealing running car from outside grocery, impersonating Grumpy Cat source: helenair.com   |   share: 36   Wed April 11, 2018       In his mind John Kelly probably sees himself as playing Leo McGarry to Trump's President Bartlet, but the reality he's more like Blackadder the butler to Trump's Prince George source: cnbc.com   |   share: 76         Kevin Smith offers to have Stan Lee come live with him as reports surface that Lee is a victim of elder abuse source: comicbook.com   |   share: 73         Roseanne is a Trump supporter because she is either delusional or stupid. You probably have a pic to post in the comments now source: advocate.com   |   share: 121   Tue April 10, 2018       Richie Incognito retiring from football to focus on his true passions: binge drinking, drowning kittens and belittling mental patients source: kwese.espn.com   |   share: 23         Fans meeting Stan Lee at last weekend's Silicon Valley Comic Con report his health may be less 'Infinity War' & more 'Deadpool' source: comicbook.com   |   share: 39   Mon April 09, 2018       Overwatch League player suspended for acting like an Overwatch League player source: compete.kotaku.com   |   share: 29   Sun April 08, 2018       UK man hurt wrestling "public nuisance" ram. *checks out photo* OK, to be fair, that's one badass farkin' sheep. There are some who call him... Tim? source: bbc.com   |   share: 78   Thu April 05, 2018       Trump's re-election campaign denies secretly hiring Rob Porter, which means he's probably in charge by now source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 8         GOP Congressman compares voting against Trump to cheating on your wife source: amp.cnn.com   |   share: 90   Wed April 04, 2018       Strange sword found in debris of last year's California wildfires identified as belonging to samurai vintner who founded his own Sonoma County winery after relocating to USA. Don Pardo unavailable for comment source: asahi.com   |   share: 48         "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." - George Orwell, 1984. Hah, silly writer, don't you know clocks only go to twelve? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'failure of basic research' edition source: fark.com   |   share: 25         Half Scoop must be on coke or something source: yahoo.com   |   share: 62         Fox News host Shepard Smith fact checks Trump's comments on Amazon: "None of what he's saying is true" source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: 68         Former UCLA coach Jim Mora backpedals faster than a cornerback on quarterback comments source: nfl.com   |   share: 5   Tue April 03, 2018     Hidden video cameras installed in bathrooms and changing areas of hot dog shop. In other news, Arkansas hot dog shops have changing areas source: harrisondaily.com   |   share: 43   Mon April 02, 2018       Stan Lee's blood stolen, DC unavailable for comment source: tmz.com   |   share: 20         Like many other dating and Social media Apps it appears that Grindr regularly shared info about its users such as name, email address, relationship status, precise GPS location at any given time, oh, and of course, HIV Status and last test date source: yahoo.com   |   share: 30         So you know how Sinclair Broadcasting made all its local affiliates recite propaganda during the day? Well, in what is just a coincidence, it turns out Sinclair also had a deal with Trump campaign to run the President's speeches without commentary source: gq.com   |   share: 77         I don't know who is more deplorable: The person who wrote this tweet, or the comments source: twitter.com   |   share: 150   Sat March 31, 2018       Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked source: rgj.com   |   share: 194         Kindergarten teacher approaches her job in the most Fark of ways source: dailygazette.com   |   share: 76   Fri March 30, 2018       Teacher discovers Star Trek set replica. Owners let elementary students film The Adventures of the U.S.S. Parkview on it. Warp 10: William Shatner is impressed and tweets about it source: 5newsonline.com   |   share: 41         Los Angeles judge rules Starbucks cups in California have to have a cancer warning. And you thought the whole Christmas cup thing was silly source: reuters.com   |   share: 75         Why the iconic Marlboro Man image is fading in the West. Cliven Bundy unavailable for comment source: npr.org   |   share: 20   Thu March 29, 2018       Tigers game rained out, postponed until tomorrow, meaning that Catholics won't be able to have hotdogs on Opening Day source: freep.com   |   share: 12         'Crying Nazi' hopes to become 'Crying FBI Informant' source: aol.com   |   share: 27         Jersey City police officers allegedly drag Domino's manager in fight over pizza delivery in the most Jersey story you'll read today source: pix11.com   |   share: 32         The Secret Service appears to be monitoring your facebook account for anti-Trump comments. Man, hope they don't start looking at Fark accounts...hold on, there's a knock at my door source: time.com   |   share: 95         Eric and Don Trump Jr.:"We love our father." Tiffany Trump unavailable for comment source: politico.com   |   share: 47   Wed March 28, 2018       If you're running for office, maybe scrub your Facebook of posts like "Just choked a lady in the bathroom and I don't feel bad at all" and saying "cops should "jump off the highest building in downtown Milwaukee. No one will miss you I promise" source: fox6now.com   |   share: 58   Tue March 27, 2018       Silicon Valley's "smart" sex toys are creepy, surveillant, but pointless. Ceiling cat unavailable for comment source: boingboing.net   |   share: 27         Woman arrested after making lewd comments to Easter Bunny source: fox8.com   |   share: 59         New Zealand school keeps the students' toilets under lock and key, Sixx, Mick and Tom unavailable for comment source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: 25   Mon March 26, 2018       Man found naked in helicopter after driving car into lake source: bgdailynews.com   |   share: 24         Claire McCaskill criticizes Hillary Clinton for comments she made about Trump voters nearly two years ago. Little late on the draw there source: newsweek.com   |   share: 114

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