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Wed July 01, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Here comes the bride, all dressed in white - putting her fresh nursing degree to use to help an accident victim
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Soccer commentary is full of coded racism. In other news - sky blue, water wet
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(KARK)
 
 
 
If you're close enough to brawl you really can't complain about people next to you at the bar not keeping their social distance. Bonus: it's not news, it's kark.com
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
People who left Twitter for "Free Speech" Social Network, Parler are flocking back to Twitter to complain that they've been banned from Parler for speaking freely
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Jr: "It's not 'too complicated to wear a mask.'" I'm Eric too busy eating paste to comment
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Keebler elf out to prove he's got what it takes to be an Alabama republican senator
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember Olive and Mabel, the two Labradors whose breakfast racing video went viral after play-by-play commentary was added? Here's a bit of behind-the-scenes to whet your appetite until their next video competition is released
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
They would have forgiven insulting BLM but he had to go and defame Alabama football
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre's wife detoxes herself, files for divorce after 24 years citing chronic disinterest
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
If she's concerned, maybe she should stay out of places like that
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
If she's concerned, maybe she should stay out of places like that
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I have to be at the quarantine in 26 minutes
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In the 'I'll believe it when if farkin' happens' category: Cadet Bone Spur is reportedly in a "fragile" mood and may drop out of 2020 race if poll numbers don't improve
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the Ole Lone Ranger and if you from Alabama, you don't mess around with Nick. Right Mr. ex-mayor
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for Trump's arrest
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Doctor dedicates his life to making the world a more beautiful place - one a**hole at a time. Maybe he should head to Washington, D.C
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 33 - "Buzzly"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 33 - "Buzzly"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
UBI to be tried on a slightly larger scale
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"So what did you go to school for?" "Ninja studies." "Black belt?" "Masters"
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk hints at Tesla Cybertruck being amphibious". Right, and when the car doesn't take a swim it will walk your dog, lay perfect breakfast eggs, and pay down your mortgage
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A thong? There's no thongs in golfing
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops find it odd that suicide victim washed blood off her hands, wiped fingerprints off of gun and then placed gun on her left side even though she was right handed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Old TV shows, sports mascots, and former jobs of Italian poets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 14-20: Ugly Couch Edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, he was only pretending
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Joe Biden has had another 57 states moment so Trump is king for life
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British supermarket confuses customers by introducing the limelon, a melon with a hint of lime. Still working on the pineapple-apple-pen (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Republicans have found their new ACORN
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A group of people were arrested on Staten Island and charged with unlawfully dealing with dangerous fireworks and transporting three alligator carcasses. King of Staten Island unavailable for comment
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Sheriff tells crowd, "don't be a sheep" about wearing face masks. What ever happened to "Protect and Serve"?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
White House canceled research into coronavirus because Trump thinks China released the virus to thwart his re-election
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
We are removing her name from the stadium due to racist comments said in the past...oh but don't worry, we'll be keeping the 2 million she donated to build it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes cannot sue Twitter over a fake cow judge ruuuuuules
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump slams Cuomo for Trump's approval to use the Javits Center and the USNS Comfort as coronavirus care facilities only. My neck hurts from that spinning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Melania fries Food Network host for suggesting Donnie wasn't Barron's father, not sure if that was an insult or a compliment
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Olympus has fallen
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NHTSA wants to know why Tesla owners are losing touch with their screens
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Tue June 23, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jay Pharoah says the LAPD can stuff their apology for forcing him to the ground at gunpoint. Other black comedians were unavailable for comment, so he just imitated them saying something supportive
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Dude who uses racial slurs pulls gun on three African American men, discovers black eyes matter
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida restaurant closed for 1 day for typical Florida reason and 26 other violations
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy arrests Siemens, Alstom executives over cash in Milan's ATM
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amazon is launching a $2bil venture capital fund to invest in clean energy. So, soon Jeffy may be selling power to Elon. *grabs popcorn, thisgonnabegood.gif*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nestlé is rebranding its Red Skins sweets due to its offensive racial overtones. No comment from the NFL team from Washington
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines confirms 500 employees test positive for COVID-19, at least 10 have died. United Airlines too busy throwing people off planes to comment
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kids, lol
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Biden Campaign commits to only three debates despite Trump's push for more to prevent nationwide popcorn shortage and mass alcohol poisonings
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
That Craigslist ad seeking "minority actors" to cheer and wave signs at the Trump rally was a fake, of course; and you know this because if it had been real there would have been at least SOME people at the really
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump campaign blames protesters for disappointing turnout at Tulsa rally. Invisible antifa supersoldier unavailable for comment
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House official claims President Trump was just joking about stifling Covid-19 testing. 120,000 Americans dead...that's is one hell of a punch line
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republicans in 2016: We don't endorse Trump and the 2016 GOP platform is the most anti-LGBTQ platform in its history. In 2020: Trump's cool and Biden's a tool
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The one topic guaranteed to cause a heated debate: How to fold towels
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Global taillight community's outrage still focused on devil GM, whose flaring back-up lights saying your car is now locked wreak death in parking lots
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(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to keep the numbers down
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Duo who stole over $8 million in rare books and artifacts from the Carnegie Library get the book thrown...wait, their sentences are what?
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
No really guys, Google says they're working on leaving some RAM for the rest of your PC while running Chrome. For reals this time
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec is burning, and water bombers called in to douse fire covering 40 hectares, roughly the size of 40 international rugby fields or 4000 vats of poutine
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Driving while intoxicated and crashing through a store's windows is one way for the Voice of the Steelers to occupy himself during the offseason
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Driving while intoxicated and crashing through a store's windows is one way for the Voice of the Steelers to occupy himself during the offseason
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Return of the King
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump ordered his subordinates to disparage Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in the news. Guess he didn't like the way his women were looking at him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
First it was $2.1billion - now Wirecard has lost its CEO
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Has anyone tried any of the meal delivery services? Have one you recommend?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Has anyone tried any of the meal delivery services? Have one you recommend?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: Drew Brees will regret apologizing for his comments about protesting
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Never waste a crisis: Anti-solar group submits regulation to cripple roof top solar industry so it can be reviewed while everyone is panicked about Covid
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
$2.1bil missing is not an "accounting error" or "overzealous staffer"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. Looks like Dick Durbin hurt the feelings of the GOP's one black friend
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
After Monday's major LGBT ruling, will the Dreamers be denied? Will Trump turn over his taxes? Tune in Thursday, same bat time, same bat channel (SCOTUS opinions released 10 am EDT)
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(Axios)
 
 
 
How do we know Trump Incorporated is in Panic Mode? His DOJ files a request for an Emergency Restraining Order against John Bolton's book
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Wed June 17, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Indiana woman charged after attempting to neuter her dog by herself. Husband unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Et tu Mrs. Butterworth?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"The EFL can confirm that 2213 players and Club staff from the 24 Championship Clubs were tested over the course of the past week with eight individuals testing positive from six Clubs"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'However, Lesh doesn't seem phased. After receiving numerous comments questioning his behavior, he challenged others on social media to follow his lead at Hanging Lake and even defecate in its waters.'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
T.I.'s daughter says her father's "hymen test" comments forced her to recalculate their relationship
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Chachi slapped with Do Not Work order after violating COVID-19 guidelines
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Today on Bring a Trailer: 1989 Ford Via concept car with no drivetrain sells for $11K. Fark: to Moray Callum, the original designer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Cellino and Barnes... consulted their attorneys... wonder who gets the phone number ♪ ♫ ♬
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner finds out the hard way that selling T-shirts with "Drunk Wives Matter" is not a good idea
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
♫♫ We're not havin' a party. Nobody's singing. No dancing to the music On the radio ♫♫
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Economic fallout from a pandemic hitting UK was never modelled, senior civil servants admit. Sir Humphrey says it would have cost money, been depressing and required the government come up with a plan
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Economic fallout from a pandemic hitting UK was never modelled, senior civil servants admit. Sir Humphrey says it would have cost money, been depressing and required the government come up with a plan
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maria Ressa, a Filipino journalist whose online newspaper has been routinely critical of dictator Rodrigo Duterte, has been found guilty of "cyber libel." Cyber police unavailable for comment
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
T-Mobile, Verizon and AT&T phone calls are failing across the US. More than usual that is
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump finally has a solution to the uptick in Coronavirus cases: stop testing
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump finally has a solution to the uptick in Coronavirus cases: stop testing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Loyal NorthStar Horizon users patiently waiting for their new console upgrades have their hopes dashed again by KFC, bastards
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Davy Crockett unavailable for comment
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chalk Art Charlene wants you to know that she's very very sorry that she got caught on video and called out for being a racist
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Sun June 14, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Early test results show few Minnesota protesters caught COVID-19, which lines up with previous data suggesting that transmission primarily occurs indoors
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Sat June 13, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For once, the Cleveland Browns will take the lead in the NFL
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
McConnell: Racism is over because you got eight years of the black one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The unusual happenstance of Hero trumping the Florida tag
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Lonely bear happy to see kids after 3-months as St. Louis Zoo reopens
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Andromeda isn't so far away after all
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And the next video game developer to be destroyed is...... Warner Brothers??
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
DeWine: "My state medical director just retired, please don't leave me hanging here." State health director Acton: "Fark this, we're about to have an outbreak and I'm done dealing with the Flu Klux Klan"
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8 p.m. Eastern, a very special Fark livestream: It's Drew vs the Top Fark Submitters in Quiplash. We may have a spot or two remaining so pipe up in the Fark comments if you want to be considered. Bonus: Audience votes award points also
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg disgusted by Trumps comments, vows to continuing giving him a platform to spout them for as long as it's profitable
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Trump: I've done more for black people than any other president. Lincoln: Um, what? Trump: Lincoln did good, but the end result is questionable. Lincoln: UM, WHAT??
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The party's over in Kentucky as the first indictments are handed down enforcing their new bestiality law. And because it's Kentucky it should be clarified, that law is ANTI-bestiality
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The sentient accountant who controls Tucker Carlson is alarmed as Disney, Papa John's and T-Mobile let Fox know it is definitely about black lives
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(Some Liar)
 
 
 
Somebody hacked my Facebook page and posted that racist joke. But I'm not going to report it to the police, says the county DA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook is 'peddling in an addictive drug called anger'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son arrested for allegedly stabbing neighbor. No word if it was Bill Walton's son
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
President of Humane Society in Pennsylvania learns that being human and not insulting George Floyd are difficult. For him anyhow
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scottish Parliament votes for immediate suspension of tear gas, rubber bullet and riot shield exports to a "racist state" who uses them as "weapons of oppression" to "brutalise marginalise communities". Yes, that's the US they're talking about
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Georgia Sheriff posts a meme asking if the U.S. could start 'hanging traitors', finds out that yes, that was wrong and he wasn't supposed to do that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anson Williams files for divorce for the second time this year, demanding a second Fark headline saying his Happy Days are over, this time I mean it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
La Liga returns today with a derby game. Sevilla vs Betis. Kick off is at 4pm EDT. BeIN sports for us Yanks. Will we get Ray Hudson's madness on commentary?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The JK Rowling Tweets have entered a loop (Don't read the Comments)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Farcebook removes a The Cure meme after two months on the grounds it could be harmful, lead to Disintegration
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had the option of having a pouch like a Kangaroo at a reasonable cost, would you go for it? what would you carry about? how would you keep your pouch clean and smelling fresh?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had the option of having a pouch like a Kangaroo at a reasonable cost, would you go for it? what would you carry about? how would you keep your pouch clean and smelling fresh?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
La Liga is restarting Thursday with a big opening night and commentators ask, will the home team still play to the gallery if there is no gallery? For you Americans, 'will they still dive' if there is no home crowd to rile up?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After making inflammatory comments about George Floyd, CEO of Crossfit steps down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down, then up. Now, let's do 20 shoulder presses
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"What machine did you think they were raging against for decades? The ice cream machine? The ATM? Lawnmowers?"
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Coachella? More like Noachella... AMIRITE?
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
House filled up with stolen goods? Sell them on Facebook
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Strategically shaved human testicle Dan Bongino expected to testify at House police brutality hearing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FOIA documents confirm Half Scoop's Mongolia hunting trip to kill an endangered sheep cost taxpayers $77,000. Further documentation shows that the entire Trump family has taken over 3000 taxpayer-funded trips so far, twelve times more than Obama
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Mon June 08, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Confederate memorial that should have never been built is coming down in Indianapolis
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, here's Obama's 2008 MySpace page. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the comments
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We see that you have an interest in racism and racist. Would you consider following @RealDonaldTrump?
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Sat June 06, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Yeah buoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nurse now looking for a job after commenting on Facebook that "Protesters make great hood ornaments"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman shows Florida Man how it's done .... with a hamburger
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Marvel struggles with appropriation of Punisher skull symbol by US police officers. Pepe the frog unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Musk does not have legal authority to break up Amazon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ronaldo is filthy rich. In fact he is the first billionaire in football, soccer, whatever you want to call it
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign's SpaceX Launch Video Violates NASA Ad Guidelines
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's just a few bad apples. Like this New York cop who flashed a white power symbol during a protest
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ice-T praises Dick for "cleaning house"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Smucker's not too sweet
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Call of Duty studio vows to get rid of their entire fanbase
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And he looked like such a nice young Pilgrim
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers responds to Drew Brees: "It has never been about an anthem or a flag". Touchdown
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Health News Review)
 
 
 
This week's frontrunner for Clickbait Weaselry of the Week is Reuters: " COVID-19 journalism that devolves to that level of dreck is dangerous"
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(Health News Review)
 
 
 
This week's frontrunner for Clickbait Weaselry of the Week is Reuters: " COVID-19 journalism that devolves to that level of dreck is dangerous"
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
New York Congressman Eliot Engel (D)oesn't care about anything other than getting reelected to his plush gig
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Popcorn Co. Owner takes back post. Former Owner takes back Detroit Popcorn Co
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The president will give comments on "Reimagining Policing in the Wake of Continued Police Violence." at 5:00pm SHARP (really)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing anything as an expert is really poisonous to the writing process, because you lose the quality of discovery." -Siddhartha Mukherjee. Hah, lucky for me, I don't know anything. This is your Fark Writer's thread, expert edition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bird scraps thousands of electric scooters in the Middle East, refuses comment on flying carpets
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Shock jocks fail to read the room and try to tap dance around using the N-word... find out their tap shoes are still plenty loud
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity and Jill Rhodes divorce after she suddenly realizes she's married to Sean Hannity
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(Austin 360)
 
 
 
Sad trombone
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pentagon official resigns over Mark Esper clearing park of protestors for Trump. "Support and defend the Constitution of the United States ... and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same".... "I believe that you violated that oath"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former GW Bush administration members form super PAC to support...Biden?
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Daytona Beach police have big plans to deal with the next George Floyd protest: they'll be marching in it, with local black leaders, carrying signs. Cue very confused FOX commentators
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The state of Minnesota has filed a human rights complaint against the Minneapolis Police Department
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow Antifas?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Thieves use a $5,000 stolen car to break into a store that sells $5 pizzas
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Thieves use a $5,000 stolen car to break into a store that sells $5 pizzas
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts refers to black pastors and black leaders he was meeting with as "you people." Does not go well for him after pastor walks out
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After announcing a July reopening, Disney World cancels dining reservations and stops taking new hotel bookings. Magic? More like fickle
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(Eater)
 
 
 
If you own a popcorn company in Detroit, never use an alt to express controversial, unpopular opinions about police brutality victims
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky Teacher of the Year arrested, shows why he is Kentucky Teacher of the Year
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Lake County has really evolved since it gave us The Groveland Four. Just kidding. Still racist as f*ck
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump looking to invoke Insurrection Act, grab America by the Posse Comitatus
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rush decides to weigh in on George Floyd murder. This is one time Subby reccomends reading the article before commenting
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Coronavirus causing millennials to favor suburban life over the city, their crippling debt and inability to purchase property have yet to comment on the situation
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Boss names Josef Stalin a past "Employee of the Month." For several months. Joke? Political commentary? Too many quarantinis?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to dip Tom Jones in a bucket of cold water and spin him around your head by his ankles?
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Followup about Cincinnati area Sheriff raising the Thin Blue Line flag. We did it because someone stole the American flag and we totes don't have spares anywhere
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does?
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Sun May 31, 2020
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Sometimes it's good just to watch a master craftsman at his craft. This is long, but so soothing. Bonus: no annoying background music, or commentary, just the sound of the wood carving tools
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay goes above his usual dounchenozzle duty, uses taxpayer-funded wage furlough scheme to pay his axed staff their notice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Home field advantage, refs on their side, etc. This time the comments are GOLD
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you can come up with a holiday for June in which we can get off work for, what would it be?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Whilst making deep fried hash browns and taking shots and I ponder: What happens if you pour vodka into a hot deep fryer? Geek tab because I'm curious as to what the chemical reaction would be without burning down my house
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Black Republican Senate candidate believes Trump's comment about "shiathole countries" was racist, but still supports him 2000%. "We've had our minds twisted to believe that speaking out is tantamount to fixing things"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver police concerned about increase in random explosions, ask citizens not to bang bears
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Otherwise pedestrian Mediate clickbait piece notable only for the massively-arrayed derp of the comments, which - like mindless clockwork - hit every single one of the right wing talking points. Check out "johnfored" (nice bot name) and "his" list
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley tech billionaires plan to boost Joe Biden. Peter Thiel unavailable for comment
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Four out of 1008 isn't TOO bad is it?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Twitter's head of site integrity is being trolled on Twitter
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary sure likes voting by mail for someone that claims to hate voting by mail
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
From Megadeth to jazz
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
2,500 Boeing employees see their careers crash and burn like the MAX-737
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Comments containing "communist bandit" and "50-cent party" have been getting you insta-censored by Google in China
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(Jim Backus)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, now they tell us
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ever watch a stoned monkey attempt brain surgery?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The Senate Majority Leader said that the next round of federal aid cannot be used to help states with "pre-existing" fiscal issues." Well, I guess that leaves out all the red states
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Besides being the dude who filmed Central Park Karen, Christian Cooper is a pioneer in the comic world for creating Yoshi Mishima, the first gay male character in a Star Trek comic and the first gay human ever within the Star Trek universe
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mildly electrocuted myself this morning while testing a power cable. I've done this several times before but it's still an unnatural feeling. Still no superpowers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline prevented Britney Spears from seeing her sons until she self-quarantined for two weeks. In other news, anyone remember Kevin Federline?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
With full-time parenting "isn't human" comment Justin Timberlake has managed to make himself even more punchable. How's your human, or pup, or cat, or hedgie, or furry, or birdie, or marsupial, or reptile, or??? parenting going?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WHO stops trial using hydrochloroquinine for COVID patients. Who? WHO. No, who? WHO. Stop saying that
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hospital angrily denies presence of snake in operating theatre, insists there was only a monkey
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(Carscoops)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't think a vehicle's exhaust system counts as an air leak to be sealed with expandable foam. (I'm not saying I approve...but I understand)
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Sessions HAD to recuse himself, you complete blithering idiot" says noted liberal commentator Ann Coulter. Clearly the lockdown has gotten to her
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not News: 65 year old Texas man dies. News: due to injuries from aggressive consensual sex from his better half. Fark: an 81 year old man. UltraFark: whom he's related to
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence is threatening China. Again
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
President Trump's response to the Coronavirus has been brilliant. Here's what you don't understand. Article to the left, reasonable and calm commentary to the right
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Warning issued after wolf approaches woman with stroller. Why the wolf had a stroller is anyone's guess
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Warning issued after wolf approaches woman with stroller. Why the wolf had a stroller is anyone's guess
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's probably hoping someone will steal his identity and actually put money into his account
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hertz really should have bought that supplemental insurance policy. Goodbye, Hertz
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
First it was Flu Klux Klan rallies at the Capitol, then the dams breaking in Midland, now a live Civil War cannonball found at a recycling center in West Michigan. Subby is going to hole up in Detroit for his own safety
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I found mouse poop on a sheet pan inside my oven. How did it get in there??? Silly answers are preferred
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Snapchat outage inconveniences millions of AWs
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Thu May 21, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Scope of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting has evolved, and now William Bryan (no, not that one) has been arrested. Clarence Darrow unavailable for comment
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians reveal they hid inimitable face of Nic Cage in 39 lineup-graphic tweets last season, and nobody noticed
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google CEO:"Hardware is hard". Software unavailable for comment
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know what a "Cocomelon" is, but your kids do, and it's heading to Netflix
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
"I think we should be more stricter like Spain and none of us be allowed out." Says man on a day out in Brighton, with his family, drinking a cold beer
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez's captive makes his Instagram debut
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's Attorney General to Cadet Bone Spur: "While my Department will not act to prevent you from touring Ford's plant, I ask that while you are on tour you respect the great efforts of the men and women at Ford...by wearing a facial covering"
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Iran: Fark it. Let's just go full Nazi
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists take images that could be the first direct evidence of baby planet being born. Observers from European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope spotted passing out cigars
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
If hockey isn't essential travel in Canada, I don't know what is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to Give a President an Aneurysm: Lesson One
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Happy 2020, Michigan. Dam
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Tue May 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wish this were The Onion: Kentucky convenience store posts 'No face masks allowed' sign
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Mount Sinai the first in the US to use Skynet to analyze COVID-19 patients, won't comment on the use of tablets as a treatment
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In these trying times, Alaska Rep Ben Hunter (not a white supremacist) is here to remind us that Hitler was misunderstood
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, eh
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, eh
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman's desire to go topless outside her home has unintended consequence of raising neighborhood property values
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school director believes we should stand our ground against those who refuse to wear a mask
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Last year, WeWork was valued at $47 billion. At year-end, it was down to $7.3 billion. Today? $2.9 billion
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
96-year-old woman speaks Welsh for the first time in forty years, in a victory either for preserving knowledge of older times or for knocking back eight martinis in a single sitting
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Nothing like having to apologize after your private conversation mocking human douche Morrissey went across the air. Bonus: It was so libelous no one is reprinting it
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The National)
 
 
 
Turns out that being a beloved, best-selling author doesn't mean that you can't do absolutely, insanely stupid things during a pandemic. We're looking at you, Neil Gaiman
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Over 50,000 people want Piers Morgan fired. That few? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How to tell if Trump is lying. Meghan Trainor unavailable for comment
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Ellen Degeneres is about to show the world how mean she really can be if she hears another mean story about how mean she really is
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
All these crazy alien creatures in Star Wars, The Mandalorian decides to add an Olyphant
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge rules that woman can sue Edward Norton over production of Motherless Brooklyn. The other four people who saw it are willing to settle for a ticket refund
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Food sales, food shortages, food excesses, weird food flavors, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 26-May 2: Dead Chunk of Tree Edition
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Trump: "I've never lost anybody to the flu." Trump's grandfather, who died from the flu in 1918, unavailable for comment
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
James Harrison says Mike Tomlin gave him an envelope 10 years ago
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Why not both?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
With Harley-Davidson stock price crashing, the new CEO is making a HOG of himself
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Talking sh*t to Stone Cold Steve Austin for wearing a mask? Bad idea, son
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If you have already heard "larval pleasure tube" combined with "very light wear" and only "gently used" today, collect your prize
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
If you tweet, "Do I have to show the lame security guard outside of a ghetto store my Covid-19 test results? I will show him my Glock 21 shooting range results," you might not want to work for a law firm nor use your real name on social media
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And now, Bill Murray in his bathtub
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And now, Bill Murray in his bathtub
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toucan Sam of Fruit Loops fame has been reimagined for the new millennium, and the Internet is of course unhappy about it. Something something CalArts style
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The official council for the French language rules coronavirus acronym is feminine. La Covid-19 est de la merde
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ha$ Jeff Bezo$ become the world'$ fir$t trillionaire? $urvey $ays, if not now, then $oon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A lot of us are getting into new things during shelter-in-place; what's the last thing you did for the first time?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What celebrity would you like to record a voicemail message for you? And what would it say?
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Well, it looks like "Snowball" is going to need a bath after being rescued from the sewer system
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Article: Corona is not having a hard time marketing her music. Luckily, she is maintaining a good sense of humor about her now-famous last name
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker of 17 years passed away last week. We hope the message boards where you've gone are already filled with your snark. Goodbye, Sid_6.7
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker of 17 years passed away last week. We hope the message boards where you've gone are already filled with your snark. Goodbye, Sid_6.7
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jared refuses to rule out postponing the presidential election in November
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump campaign advisor: "This is coronavirus press conference number, what, probably somewhere in the 50s? POC liberal women have been present at every one of them and asked stupid questions. Sometimes for HOURS." Dogs barked
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And now, some words from the President of the United States, with interpretive visual commentary by Sarah Cooper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vice President Pence receives good news as prayers are answered
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor wants to fight again, this time with UFC interim lightweight champion Justin Gaethje
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Crap: New COVID-19 outbreak in Wuhan. Holy Crap: Public health authorities respond by preparing to test the entire population of 11 million people. Holy Crap x2: In only ten days
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
I am the NRA, and I stomp all over the Do Not Call Registry to flog memberships
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Indiana's Attorney General not actually an attorney for the next 30 days which seems be the very definition of a "slap on the wrist" given that the Bar found "clear and convincing evidence that he committed the criminal act of battery" on four women
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
No, I did NOT say a Hobbit found Legolas
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Man who wanted to fight his wife with sword demands she get a psychological evaluation
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Amazon weighs in on exclusive theatrical release windows
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sheriff believes deputies who took pictures of dead bodies at Kobe Bryant crash site deleted the pics, because they said they did. Also it appears that sharing pics of dead bodies at bars isn't as good at getting you laid as cops thought it would be
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
GIF thread? GIF thread!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
GIF thread? GIF thread!
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(CNN)
 
 
 
South Dakota Gov Kristi Noem (R-epugnant) to Sioux tribes: you have 48 hours to remove your coronavirus checkpoints, or we'll send in the cavalry with smallpox-infested blankets
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ooh, my soul. 2020 claims Little Richard
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Fri May 08, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Church files lawsuit to end social gathering limit, fails to appreciate irony of its name
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hockey guy apologizes for saying bad things on friend's Instagram which was "hacked" which as we all know, is the online form of blaming the media
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
VP B'Lyin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House "press secretary" Kayleigh McEnany, blames her past public statements criticizing Trump on the fact that she "naively believed" CNN's reporting about Trump...you know, when she was a paid commentator for the network?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. to remove Patriots from Saudi Arabia, dealing yet another blow to Bill Belichick
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My upstairs neighbors woke me up at 2:30 this morning with what I can only imagine is destructive pogo-stick testing. They will crash in a few hours and sleep till noon. What music should I start playing at 8:00 AM?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My upstairs neighbors woke me up at 2:30 this morning with what I can only imagine is destructive pogo-stick testing. They will crash in a few hours and sleep till noon. What music should I start playing at 8:00 AM?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
If you're going fishing, you should take along a fishing pole. Not four handguns, ammunition, and a suppressor
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Why should Neiman Marcus and J.Crew have all the fun this week, ponders Nordstrom
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The economy may be in the crapper, but Oklahoma lawmakers are still getting their 35 percent pay raise
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's 1000-bed field hospital, which never had more than 20 patients at a time, closing
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's 1000-bed field hospital, which never had more than 20 patients at a time, closing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump admits his coronavirus response is causing a Pearl Harbor or 9/11 every day. Well he didn't actually say this but you know that is what you were thinking
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Die deutsche Bundesliga-Saison beginnt am 16. Mai und ist die erste europäische Liga, die inmitten der Coronavirus-Pandemie wieder aufgenommen wird
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
You oughta know that Uncle Joey still supports that jagged little pill Aunt Becky
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gap sued over a gap in their rent at their midtown Manhattan store
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Acolytes of FREEDUMB, Trump, and Nurgle ask you to boycott Costco for forcing shoppers to wear masks while picking up a month's supply of toilet paper and $5 chicken. Those masks will prevent you from getting enough oxygen, claimed one
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Uber to lay off 3,700 full time workers, as the gig economy is apparently not Uber allies
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Confined within their own home penalty boxes, restless Minnesota Wild players create "Born to Be Wild" video
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(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
One of the sentences a judge does not imagine-much less welcome-writing includes the words 'butt shaking' in describing a lawyer's alleged actions at a mediation. Sadly, those words fit here
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Fine, our ratings are low. Now get back to work royally f***ing everything up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was about to happen." - A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, magical adventures edition
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Indigo girl claims country music is heteronormative with distinct gender divisions. A Boy Named Sue unavailable for comment
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Arkansas to host first socially distanced live U.S. concert after COVID-19, so get your tickets now for Jim-Jones-a-palooza
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(Independent)
 
 
 
TV viewers outraged by advert showing squirrel "humping" can of deodorant. That's just nuts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a shock: Trump nominee is stupid and doesn't know stuff
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Now, THIS is a reason to stay home and in bed, even if you can go back to work
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: "Alright, disband the taskforce. We've solved the COVID-19 problem once and for all". States: "But-" Trump Admin: "ONCE AND FOR ALL"
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Bath and North East Somerset Council aren't doing phrasing anymore
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These armed protesters demanding the economy reopen are going too far, says noted liberal commentator Sean Hannity
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(Fark)
 
 
 
An anonymous Farker gave me a month of TF. What is the best thing you've done anonymously?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michigan security guard shot, killed in dispute over face mask at Family Dollar. Meanwhile, heavily armed protesters walk around capital with no shots fired. Wonder what the difference could be? Hmmmmmm
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
I said, "Don't look, Ethel" But it's too late. She'd already been mooned
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
I said, "Don't look, Ethel" But it's too late. She'd already been mooned
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How to get free (good) beer: Impersonate a Michigan governor while drinking Canadian beer
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Weedlord Bonerhitler is about to learn that consequences will never be the same
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Sun May 03, 2020
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Eve is trying to have a happy birthday but Villanelle is getting a present. Will Konstantin find himself subordinate to the vicious vengeful Villanelle? Will the two women meet anytime before the season's end? Killing Eve, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland cancels $12.5M PPE order after realizing they'd contracted with profiteering GOP "consultants"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christine O'Donnell: Oh, Biden wasn't even at the 2008 First State Gridiron Dinner I've accused him of being a pervert at? Must've been the 2007 one. NARRATOR: Biden didn't attend that one either
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Sat May 02, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The underboob dress is a thing now? I guess I could take a look (safe for work unless naked hands covering boobs offends you)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joey Pants hit by car
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Fri May 01, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
How strange. All the prisoners at the federal prison Michael Cohen is at who were were granted home confinement due to coronavirus have lost those privileges and will remain behind bars. I wonder whatever could have happened?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've got 25 Farks2give and some time on my hands. Anyone that wants or needs one stop in and say hi. I'll hook you up with a month till I'm out
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders win legal battle to relocate. This is not a repeat from 1982
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin requestimng Americamn taxpayers to returmn stimulus checks semnt to dead relatives
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A handful of kids have developed dangerous inflammation around the heart and other organs. It's similar to a rare condition called Kawasaki disease." Yamaha, Honda, Suzuki diseases unavailable for comment
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Louisiana GOP vote by mail to block voting by mail
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
A few million here, a few million there, soon you're talking about real people not using our product
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Much like Trump, Gronk was only kidding
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Paul LePage is tired of letting Gov. Janet Mill borrow his state, will take it back. "LePage denounced the 'authoritarian' Mills as 'insane' for listening to medical experts"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
This year's Toronto cherry blossom bloom will be viewable via the "Bloomcam" - a 24 hour webcam that is being carried by Roger's which has a long history of high quality +++Buffering...+++
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Only one state has earned a grade of 'F' in terms of social distancing activity. Only one Southern state, just one state, Wait, it's not Florida? The hell?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Colorado man wins two $1 million dollar lotteries on the same day. He and the four chicks he recently met are unavailable for comment
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Gigi Hadid expecting first child. fb- expecting paternity suit
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Roy Horn of 'Siegfried and Roy' fame tests positive for coronavirus, Carole Baskin unavailable for comment
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(The Star Phoenix)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bison born at Wanuskewin Heritage Park. Is first one born there in nearly 150 years. Just how old DO bison get?
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
What day is it?
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Tupac is alive and well and unemployed in Kentucky. Biggie is still unavailable for comment
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
When he confronted the driver he cut off he was doing so in self defense and they should just get over it, he really needed to get to Sam's Club
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
About that Trump debt to the Bank of China
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nurse creates see-through face masks so that deaf father would be able to read lips during birth of his daughter
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nurse creates see-through face masks so that deaf father would be able to read lips during birth of his daughter
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Barry reflects on his relationship with Iris, then a 1910 boarding house accommodates a couple of Legends on new episodes of The CW's The Flash at 8PM EDT and Legends of the DC Universe at 9
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Diamond and Silk" were fired from "Fox Nation" for spreading conspiracy theories about Covid-19 including, that it was a bio-engineered weapon being deliberately spread and the 5G nonsense. So, of course, the President goes to bat for them
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