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Mon February 06, 2023
		Article on how to be a good neighbor. Rand Paul unavailable for comment source: lifehacker.com \| share:	9
		Ok Farkers, let's settle the Archie/Meathead debate once and for all: Is it sock/shoe, sock/shoe, or is it sock/sock, shoe/shoe? source: fark.com \| share:	37
		Study finds psychology studies that go viral are likelier to be bogus. Dr Phil unavailable for comment source: bigthink.com \| share:	19

Sun February 05, 2023
(The San Francisco Standard)		The San Francisco Market Street Subway apparently runs on 5.25" floppy disks which is really weird because Subby was assuming it ran on a track source: sfstandard.com \| share:	60

Sat February 04, 2023
		Strange man walks into elementary school in Canada, offers students peanuts. Real peanuts. Now let's take a look south of the border. Oh my source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	49

Fri February 03, 2023
(Some Guy)		Police urge drivers to stay off roads during icy conditions. Checks Pics Well, technically that driver DID stay off the roads source: starlocalmedia.com \| share:	21
		Walter White of Purdue arrested. Clearly the research grants aren't quite generous enough source: fox59.com \| share:	26
		Ford CEO Farley comments on their abysmal quarterly results: "No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull" source: cnbc.com \| share:	53
		The real-feel temperatures in Quebec are so low, it doesn't matter put °C or °F next to the number source: cbc.ca \| share:	65
(Some Guy)		🐭 "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" 🐁 "I think so Brain, but how are we going to unionize with the Teamsters when we don't have our commercial driver's licenses?" source: nwlaborpress.org \| share:	8
		Personal foul: Aggravated Menacing. Half the distance to the police station. Still the Cincinnati Bengals source: espn.com \| share:	9

Thu February 02, 2023
		Today in lazy headline writing: "Devastated Photographer Sent Bags of White Powder Instead of $3K Camera." Who did he send them to, and why would he do that? source: petapixel.com \| share:	9

Wed February 01, 2023
		Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		High school musical in Ohio canceled over fears there might be some gay somewhere source: fox8.com \| share:	129

Tue January 31, 2023
		Player coaches are an unusual phenomenon at any level of sport, but even more so at the girl's JV High School Basketball level, particularly when the coach is 22 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	21
		Incarcerated in MA? Getting out early will cost you a kidney source: bostonherald.com \| share:	82

Mon January 30, 2023
		Senate Judiciary Committee says it will investigate the investigation into the investigation of TFG source: thehill.com \| share:	77
		Belarussian KGB puts World of Tanks studio head on terrorism list, possibly after trying to grind through the French tank destroyer line in game source: pcgamer.com \| share:	10
		Lindsey Graham says the GOP can't have 'Trump policies' without Trump, much in the same way that you can't have a prolapsed rectum without a rectum source: aol.com \| share:	58
		Good news, UK Farkers: You can now use "fark" all you want in the workplace source: metro.co.uk \| share:	7
		Sean Daddy Combs source: yahoo.com \| share:	16
		TikTok CEO to testify before Congress. Tide Pods for everybody source: cnn.com \| share:	18

Sun January 29, 2023
		Staycation defined source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	19
		Own a Cadillac Escalade-V and refinance to get a better interest rate? GM Financial will void your warranty source: thedrive.com \| share:	99

Sat January 28, 2023
(Some Guy)		If you had January 23rd in the office pool for "Baby New Year Of The South Dakota Panhandle", come pick up your...$20 Beef Bucks & "Miami Of South Dakota" swag source: plaintalk.net \| share:	39
		Stabababababababa Spadina Bus source: torontosun.com \| share:	34
(Some Guy)		ATSC 3.0, the relatively new broadcast standard designed to improve reception and bring 4K video to over-the-air TV, may be in danger due to FCC inaction source: nexttv.com \| share:	44
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why that "$5 a month for as much eligible medication you need with no insurance needed" plan is more a comment on the utter failure of American healthcare source: slate.com \| share:	63

Fri January 27, 2023
		Shocking pretty much no one, leaked info indicates Musk personally ordered a lefty Twitter account shut down. He has the right to do this, but over to the right we can talk about how his so-called "absolutist" position on free speech is absolutely BS source: businessinsider.com \| share:	86
		Former Vice President Mike Pence once again proves he's not like Trump concerning his stash of classified documents: "Mistakes were made ... I take full responsibility" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	50
		Ted Cruz (R-oach colony wearing an ill-fitting humon suit): "I want to spend 0.000043 bitcoin on a Snickers bar, but none of the vending machines in the Capitol take them, so here's proposed legislation" source: gizmodo.com \| share:	84
		10 signs you might be an angry person, now COMMENT ON THIS ARTICLE source: msn.com \| share:	36
		Spit spat, Barnes is wack, leave her ex alone source: yahoo.com \| share:	5

Thu January 26, 2023
		Headline: New e-mails link Hunter Biden to wife of recently arrested ex-FBI agent. Story: E-mails were from the lacrosse program that both their daughters participated in source: msn.com \| share:	114
		Florida man known for denying things denies having affair with male staffer source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	103
		Click on "Public" and then look for "Posted Comments". How many have you made on Fark? Subby clocks in at 4397 source: fark.com \| share:	266
		Click on "Public" and then look for "Posted Comments". How many have you made on Fark? Subby clocks in at 4397 source: fark.com \| share:	266
		Who would win in a fight between Jason Bourne and John Wick? source: fark.com \| share:	36

Wed January 25, 2023
		Amazon workers: "The robots in the Amazon warehouses are treated better than we are" source: bbc.com \| share:	43
		Tool Drummer Danny Carey gets off on charges of being a Tool source: msn.com \| share:	21
		OMG - Mistrial LOL source: news.bloomberglaw.com \| share:	13
		It turns out all those stories about a 40% or 50% decline in ad spending at Twitter were bullshiat. In fact, ad spending fell over 70% in December. But be sure to buy Total Twitter so you don't see all those ads they don't have source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	21
		Outgoing Netflix co-CEO George Santos says the streaming service has never cancelled a successful show source: avclub.com \| share:	33

Tue January 24, 2023
		Pantera shows in Germany cancelled over a minor misunderstanding. Who could have known the residents of Nuremberg would be so sensitive over a Nazi salute source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	32
		Looks like drag show Georgie caught a whiff of right-wing cash and pulled the ol' Diamond and Silk-style switcheroo source: businessinsider.com \| share:	45
		For Sale £500m one blue football team: unfinished stadium, £340m annual losses, shady Russian dealings, no manager, relegation-ready. Great fixer-upper source: theguardian.com \| share:	14
		Mike Clevinger working hard to mimic Trevor Bauer source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	12
		Britain's National Health Service is falling apart. Red Brexit bus unnavailable for comment source: cnn.com \| share:	117
		The winningest Canadian golfer in history is now #1 in the PGA, but somehow has only made $10 million during their whole career. Worse, that's $10 million CDN, not $10 million dollar-dollars source: ottawacitizen.com \| share:	22
		Gunfight in Dodge City, Ks on Wyatt Earp Blvd. Doc Holiday unavailable for comment as he is rolling source: ksn.com \| share:	27

Mon January 23, 2023
		Supreme Court reaches the unsurprising conclusion that creating fake orders to drive up the price of a commodity IS a form of wire fraud source: msn.com \| share:	28
		Avatar: Smurf Gully earns $2 billion in worldwide box office sales, will still be a loss in Hollywood accounting source: cnn.com \| share:	58
(Some Hound)		Now Fred is just showing off source: pethelpful.com \| share:	7

Sun January 22, 2023
		DoJ: "Hey, Abbott" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	25
		Michigan's Jim Harbaugh tells the NCAA to go pound sand. It's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off him him source: apnews.com \| share:	31

Fri January 20, 2023
		Jackass: The Rental House source: ktla.com \| share:	27
		Federal judge sides with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over fired prosecutor ...also says he violated state law. So vote Republican source: wfla.com \| share:	44
		Dollar General change machine had one job. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think it's to dispense tomatoes source: the-sun.com \| share:	30
		Wow, another T-Mobile data breach, is it Friday already? source: msn.com \| share:	10
		Ammonia, ammonia source: detroitnews.com \| share:	25

Thu January 19, 2023
		The original Tweet is good, but the comments...COMEDY GOLD source: twitter.com \| share:	39
		What do you want? For European Farkers to submit a drink honoring the JUICE mission to Ganymede launching in April. Sad: No ingredients consisting of a carbon chain attached to a hydroxyl group. American Farkers: Anything goes on the comments source: esa.int \| share:	8
		Guess who is happy with Musk's purchase of Twitter, other than racists, edge lords and Frank Stallone? That's right: SpaceX employees source: businessinsider.com \| share:	30
		Has George Santos EVER told the truth? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	114

Wed January 18, 2023
		Do you ever order food to be delivered to you at work? What's the last thing you ordered? source: fark.com \| share:	14
(Some Guy)		George Anthony Devolder Santos AKA Kitara Ravache source: washingtonpress.com \| share:	128

Tue January 17, 2023
		Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment source: huffpost.com \| share:	42
		Does a beaver fart in the woods? The answer, apparently, is yes source: wild955.iheart.com \| share:	8
		Let's go back to the Spring of 2016, when the world still had some decency and when Syrian refugee families shared a hotel with a furry convention where everyone had fun. No, not that kind source: mashable.com \| share:	50
(Tennis Tonic)		Congratulations Andy Murray for your epic fifth set tiebreak win over Mateo Berrettini. Now go shake hands with Hitler source: tennistonic.com \| share:	21
		Mormon Church to Press "It's all a misunderstanding. God loves Black people." Mormon Church to Black Mormon "You are cursed. Your seed is cursed. Marry some cursed Black guy" source: newsweek.com \| share:	133

Mon January 16, 2023
		Scientists are getting closer to bringing back extinct species. Neither Dennis Nedry nor Donald Gennaro available for comment source: bbc.com \| share:	14
		Kaylee Frye is a Disney Princess. Change my mind source: screenrant.com \| share:	148
		Hotel guest 'scared' after spotting £41 charge for opening the mini fridge. OPENING IT, and not touching anything source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	132
		Sure, Matt. That'll totally change wimmin's minds source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	95
		If? IF?? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	76

Sun January 15, 2023
		Delta and American Airlines call off their unplanned merger source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	54
		It has come to this: George Santos stealing clothing source: businessinsider.com \| share:	99
		CSB Sunday Morning: high school hijinks source: fark.com \| share:	66
		CSB Sunday Morning: high school hijinks source: fark.com \| share:	66
		Scaramucci invests in a crypto software venture set up by the former president of defunct FTX crypto exchange. If only there were a unit of time measure that could be used to forecast the projected longevity of this enterprise source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	12
		Scaramucci invests in a crypto software venture set up by the former president of defunct FTX crypto exchange. If only there were a unit of time measure that could be used to forecast the projected longevity of this enterprise source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	12

Fri January 13, 2023
		Third party Twitter apps suddenly stop working. It's because a) benign neglect, 2) malicious API tampering source: arstechnica.com \| share:	17
		Protesters demand Faneuil Hall be renamed something easier to pronounce source: wcvb.com \| share:	49
		Today's Slatesplanation: No, dumbass, Biden is not coming to take your gas stove. One commissioner on one committee made one offhand comment and everyone, liberals and conservatives alike, went nuts for different reasons source: slate.com \| share:	181
		Tesla has entered the "please, please ignore our CEO and buy our cars and look, here's a 20 percent price cut" phase of its collapse source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	203
		Do mid-day naps count as make up for last night's sleep or a bank on top of tonight's sleep? source: fark.com \| share:	16
		Do mid-day naps count as make up for last night's sleep or a bank on top of tonight's sleep? source: fark.com \| share:	16
		Not news: republican's wife voted for him. News: More than once. Fark: 22 times more than once source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	56
		Warner Brothers-Discovery takes another step toward full Searsification: they're now looking to sell off their movie music library that includes "The Wizard of Oz (1938)" and "Westworld (1973)" source: yahoo.com \| share:	25
		Twitter's Singaporean landlords announce new work-from-home plan for employees source: gizmodo.com \| share:	6

Thu January 12, 2023
		Il Scuderia peels out from blockchain deal. Not Ferrari's Type source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	3
		Finnish Hoodraulic Press Guy creates insanely dangerous rotating knives that bolt to an angle grinder, also introduces New Girlfriend 5,000,000 after divorcing his wife of 12 years. Details in the pinned comment source: youtube.com \| share:	31
		Usually stealing bases at a baseball stadium is a good thing...usually source: apnews.com \| share:	6
		What's his Fark handle? source: mediaite.com \| share:	34
		Stop forming your own opinions, says man paid to form opinions for you source: winnipegsun.com \| share:	4
		Stop forming your own opinions, says man paid to form opinions for you source: winnipegsun.com \| share:	4
		When you have the perfect comment, but can't figure out how to post it. DIT source: smbc-comics.com \| share:	14
		My pillow guy claims he has the votes to become chairman of the Republican party. The honorable Speaker of the House, Kevin "15" McCarthy (R), unavailable for comment source: uproxx.com \| share:	38

Wed January 11, 2023
		Nothing says "profiting from death" like raising the cost of your COVID vaccine by over 400% source: arstechnica.com \| share:	24
		Joy Reid accuses House Republicans of attempted wokeness. Now honestly, what is that? source: mediaite.com \| share:	85
		Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy source: cnn.com \| share:	71
		Rafael Devers' contract with Boston has deferred money through 2043. Bobby Bonilla unavailable for comment source: apnews.com \| share:	8
		NFL and Troy Vincent: There was never any consideration that we would continue the Bills/Bengals game after the Damar Hamlin incident. ESPN: Uh, you're full of $&+ and we have receipts. NFL and Troy Vincent: No comment source: cincinnati.com \| share:	44
		Here's the thread where we talk about there being no winner in yesterday's Mega Millions drawing and make snarky comments about a tax on stupid people being applied again this week source: cnn.com \| share:	84
		The difference between God and Larry Ellison is that God doesn't get a citation for blowing a stop sign and speeding on his own island source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share:	14
		Today in Twitter: The Twitter account for the DC bus system is banned, but the guy who has pretty much been proven to be the "Q" of Qanon is let back on source: gizmodo.com \| share:	60

Tue January 10, 2023
		George Santos explains that as a PhD in Ethics and the author of numerous peer-reviewed articles exploring ethics and government he can state with complete certainty that he has done absolutely nothing unethical and should be reinstated as president source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		"Taxation is theft" says Air Force veteran and congresswoman who is evidently unaware of who has paid her salary her entire life source: msn.com \| share:	78
		This is all very routine, everyone can expect this kind of treatment from the courts source: nydailynews.com \| share:	26
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	86
		Gwyneth Paltrow claims paparazzi didn't exist back in the '90s. Princess Diana literally unavailable for comment source: vanityfair.com \| share:	76
		Katie Porter wants to bring the white board to the Senate source: cnn.com \| share:	124
		Qatar hopes Spuds are on the sportswashing menu source: theguardian.com \| share:	13
		Now that Covid vaccines will be going private, they will will be going up in price. From $16 for the first dose purchased by the government to boosters at $26 to $110 when it's commercially distributed source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	42

Mon January 09, 2023
		Swiss National Bank reports $143 billion loss for 2022. Largest in their 116-year history. Will now have to dig into their Nazi gold reserves source: cnbc.com \| share:	12
		Oh, and now cops are supposed to wear pants IT NEVER ENDS source: insider.com \| share:	107
		Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov comments on latest weapons support for Ukraine coming from France, Germany and the US. In other news, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov hasn't fallen out of a window yet source: yahoo.com \| share:	29
		Ahoy hoy, creative Farkers. This is your weekly Arting thread. What's your most challenging project so far and how did you overcome that challenge? source: fark.com \| share:	26
		Former Braves GM John Coppolella's "lifetime ban" from baseball lasted just over 5 years. Pete Rose unavailable for comment source: cbssports.com \| share:	19
		Internet Military expert Elon Musk and video game designer Richard Garriott exchange tweets about how dumb the Ukrainian Army is for deploying tanks which EvERYONE knows are obsolete "death traps". Actual military experts tell them both to get bent source: newsweek.com \| share:	31
		I read the comments, Ray source: twitter.com \| share:	35
		The Speaker vote is settled, but the infighting continues. Apparently, it's considered bad form to send out a fundraising letter every time you vote against McCarthy source: thehill.com \| share:	34

Sun January 08, 2023
		Walmart removes certain hiking boots from its website. If you look closely at the shoe and you don't live under a rock, you may be able to figure out why source: msn.com \| share:	45
		Still no word if it's a swan or a goose source: thenorthernecho.co.uk \| share:	16
		James Cameron says the Na'vi will come to Earth in Avatar 5, which he'll be forced to make because everyone liked 2 source: variety.com \| share:	84
		Today's contender for most British headline of the day: "Macaroni on a Toby Carvery? Someone needs to give their head a wobble" source: stokesentinel.co.uk \| share:	20

Sat January 07, 2023
		Imposter who stole 1,000 unpublished works of authors pleads guilty. Stephen King just wants his last month's output back source: nbcnews.com \| share:	9
(Some Guy)		I hate it when I mean to talk about masturbation but instead reveal I have crabs source: thebaltimorebanner.com \| share:	22
		Cage the Elephant singer caged for possessing illegal firearms source: consequence.net \| share:	15

Fri January 06, 2023
		Subby is pondering what games to play on his phone. What are your favorite games, regardless of genre? source: fark.com \| share:	26
		If you thought carrier pigeons were an outdated useless relic in the age of the Internet, you aren't smuggling meth into a prison source: cbc.ca \| share:	25
		"I love my Coast and people hate it. I am not changing it" source: msn.com \| share:	23
		Alex Jones' lawyer no longer has the law license he should never have had in the first place source: cnn.com \| share:	53
		Death threats do tend to take the shine off of a hobby source: kotaku.com \| share:	40
		Chinese players potted from top snooker tournament. Wanna throw a few bets why? source: cnbc.com \| share:	24

Thu January 05, 2023
		San Diego Police have a trolley problem. Chidi Anagonye seen agonizing over whether to comment or not source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	43
		FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants soccer fans to "shut up all the racists." Sure, Gianni, right after FIFA shuts up all the FIFA presidents who enable human slave trafficking to support dictatorial countries who want to host the World Cup source: cnn.com \| share:	12
		Jets coach vows to help Zach Wilson become a great QB "through hell or high water." Mark Sanchez, Geno Smith, Sam Darnold unavailable for comment on Jets' record of helping anyone become an average QB source: apnews.com \| share:	10
		WRESTLE KINGDOM 17 is in the books. Who will be the 1st KOPW 2023? The rest of the card will be decided by bell time. NEW YEAR DASH 2023 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	84

Wed January 04, 2023
		Southwest Airlines spins the Wheel of Blame and lands on IBM for not providing weather reports source: nbcnews.com \| share:	17
		Failed QB Chris Simms is going to need his daddy to bail him out yet again when he loses his damn mind on ESPN for pointing out how stupid his football takes are source: nypost.com \| share:	19
		Peace Like a River is a gospel song that has been recorded by a duet and is being released later this month. Oh...and the duet are Dionne Warwick and Dolly Parton source: cnn.com \| share:	14
		'I've never met someone who worked at Crumbl that didn't hate their lives because of it.' source: dailydot.com \| share:	19
		Russia blames the New Year's eve attack that killed 90 of its soldiers on Ukraine using the same tactic that Russia used against Ukrainian soldiers in 2014: zeroing in on troop locations thanks to soldiers too dumb to turn off their cell phones source: bbc.com \| share:	48

Tue January 03, 2023
		So you're saying there's a relationship between compensation and willingness to work? You're McFarking kidding me source: dailydot.com \| share:	118
		That's a surefire way to get on the naughty list source: newindianexpress.com \| share:	33
		Now that the parties are out of the way, what are your New Year's resolutions? Subby is just hoping to keep his through this week source: fark.com \| share:	12
		Now that the parties are out of the way, what are your New Year's resolutions? Subby is just hoping to keep his through this week source: fark.com \| share:	12
(Some Guy)		Alan "Old Eel" Dershowitz tries to wiggle himself off the Arizona voting machine law suit hook:"I barely know these people, and what are these 'voting machines' you speak of?" source: pinalcentral.com \| share:	53
		CEO of underwater inspection company takes inspections personally. Panera patron using the ladies room did not appreciate the underwater personal inspection source: kron4.com \| share:	18

Mon January 02, 2023
		Newest Internet Outrage: All-Girl K-pop group with 13-year-old member. Menudo, Runaways unavailable for comment source: sportskeeda.com \| share:	47
		Elon and my uncle Rob have the same approach to the fact that the rent is too damn high source: nypost.com \| share:	22
		Something, something, reaping. sowing? Hope Hicks realizes she's just a weed source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	96
		"A brother and sister had to stop 6 times in 1 day to charge their rented Tesla in cold weather because the battery drained so quickly" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	301

Sun January 01, 2023
		Voting is on for the worst legal take on Twitter for 2022. Follow thread for the contestants. Anyone stupid enough to defend them in the comments will get a free GED in Law source: twitter.com \| share:	66
		These whales have been humping source: cbc.ca \| share:	11

Sat December 31, 2022
		"Illegal aliens" are coming for NC State announcer's job source: elpasotimes.com \| share:	23
		All bets are off for the Citrus Bowl source: espn.com \| share:	17

Fri December 30, 2022
		Rockfalls are a geologic process "involving the detachment and rapid downward movement of rock," according to the National Park Service and two Yosemite visitors who happened to be located beneath a detachment and rapid downward movement of rock source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		There's "I smell bullshiat", there's "For the love of God nobody light a match" and then there's this source: newsweek.com \| share:	58

Thu December 29, 2022
		Goldman Sachs won't comment on layoffs in January. But no C-suiters are polishing their resumes source: marketwatch.com \| share:	1
		Trump threatens to leave the Grand Old Party and form the Old Party of Grandness. SPLITTER source: mediaite.com \| share:	193
		Easy tips for how to keep your house just clean enough that guests won't realize you've completely given up on yourself source: npr.org \| share:	68
(Some Guy)		Guess who just got margin called source: techstory.in \| share:	117

Wed December 28, 2022
(Some Guy)		Social Media continues to vent on Candace Cameron Bure as The Great Nova Scotia DJ Mall Riot of '92 trends, witness Trailer Park Boys dry their children's tears while The Future Mrs Russian Pocket Rocket flees source: parade.com \| share:	36
		Angola court orders dos Santos's assets seized. Uno and Tres Santos on standby source: aljazeera.com \| share:	19
		Embezzler arrested at swanky resort. Not him again, or him, either. This is a new guy source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	4
		George Santos is actually the perfect poster child for the modern GQP: Power-hungry, unbound by ethical considerations, and willing to say or do anything, no matter how vile or underhanded, to win source: msnbc.com \| share:	98
		Female Iranian chess prodigy competes without a hijab. No comment on booze, tranquilizers or anal beads source: cnn.com \| share:	11
		FTX founder meets with author of "Big Short" and "Moneyball" as he pivots from Crypto Billionaire to "Please, give me a book deal" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	6

Tue December 27, 2022
		The Carlos Correa sh*tshow is the gift that keeps giving; he is refusing to restructure his NY Mets contract (which wasn't even signed, but Cohen's public comments locked his numbers in), now three teams are pursing Correa source: sportsnaut.com \| share:	18
		Sequel that no one wanted for a film no one remembers is out-pacing its predecessor source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	227
		Turkish restaurant near mosque apologizes for traumatizing local Muslims with "almost naked" belly dancing that was in fact not almost naked source: stomp.straitstimes.com \| share:	154
		Can you really claim to be a first world country when something like a snowstorm can wreak enough havoc on your infrastructure that you have a body count in the 60s? source: bbc.com \| share:	365
(Some Guy)		$TSLA to the spittoon source: investing.com \| share:	50
		Five of 2022's worst attempts at satirical social commentary by people not named Dave Chappelle source: cracked.com \| share:	25

Mon December 26, 2022
		I'll take things that will never happen for $1000, Alex source: businessinsider.com \| share:	122
		Don't call Bono "Paul." Last person who did ended up dead source: ultimate-guitar.com \| share:	66

Sun December 25, 2022
(Canada Today)		Turns out Elon has a brother. Who also has thoughts and opinions source: canadatoday.news \| share:	44

Sat December 24, 2022
		Terrifying pit bull drags owner across icy patio source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	6
		Terrifying pit bull drags owner across icy patio source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	6
		It's 11:57 AM here - how early is too early to start drinking, assuming I'm not stopping until Boxing Day? source: fark.com \| share:	17

Fri December 23, 2022
		The weather is getting so bad out there that whales are washing up on shore pre-exploded source: newsweek.com \| share:	25
		Floating restaurant isn't source: metro.co.uk \| share:	35

Thu December 22, 2022
		Three-time Tony winner Patti LuPone to weave her spell all over "Agatha" source: deadline.com \| share:	13
		Gas Pedal Gaetz uses lots of words to say he's a Putin stooge source: msn.com \| share:	98
		Robble robble source: wpxi.com \| share:	18
		Bear cub "fixes" a researcher's wildlife camera. Comments that probably include Farside comics to the right source: fox9.com \| share:	7

Wed December 21, 2022
		"Higher than acceptable" methamphetamine levels in air ducts close Colorado public library disappointing the speed reading patrons source: outtherecolorado.com \| share:	49
		Steps to having a successful retirement: 1. Get a job at Walmart. 2. Have a co-worker do a TikTok video on why you have to work at Walmart. 3. Cash in source: insider.com \| share:	15
		GM recalls Chevrolet Bolt electric cars in Canada due to fire risk. Fark: Seatbelt fire risk source: cbc.ca \| share:	12

Tue December 20, 2022
		FROZEN MAYO-NOG.. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Oh, wait. That's the drink source: instagram.com \| share:	8
		Tim Apple to begin farming in Vietnam source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		The White House is unable to describe what Kamala Harris is doing on immigration, possibly as it's some kind of avant-garde interpretive dance featuring cream of mushroom soup and giant rubber chickens source: aol.com \| share:	111
(The Politicus)		Second annual end of year wildfire causes evacuations in Boulder source: thepoliticus.com \| share:	13
		Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Food. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com \| share:	28
		Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for D'awww. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com \| share:	36
		Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Fandom. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com \| share:	34
		Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for STEM. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com \| share:	32
		Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Business. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com \| share:	32
		Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Sports. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com \| share:	29
		Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Discussion. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote! source: fark.com \| share:	33

Mon December 19, 2022
		In Court, you may plead Guilty, Not Guilty, or "Your Honour, I blame my Criminal Lawyer" source: newsweek.com \| share:	76
		Pope Francis orders the Vatican's collections of sculptures taken from the Parthenon to be returned to Greece. No comment from British Museum or Lord Elgin's Ghost source: cnn.com \| share:	74
		Hello, creative Farkers and welcome to your weekly arting thread. Any fun holiday projects going on? source: fark.com \| share:	21
		Surveillance expert explains how we're all being watched, all the time. Ceiling cat unavailable for comment source: theconversation.com \| share:	19
		Yes, she's wonderful and I love her dearly. But I don't want her to move in here and constantly biatch about every aspect of my life. What to do? Tag is for me source: fark.com \| share:	48
		The Axeless Chainsaw Mass. Acre source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	19

Sun December 18, 2022
		Name a song (or entire album/band) released post-2000 that will unequivocally be considered a solid gold classic by future generations. We're already near 2023 so this should be as easy as posing the same question in 1993 about 1970+...right??? source: fark.com \| share:	80
		Schoolgirls report classmate's Instagram "hitlist" to school. Said student threatens to "take out" schoolgirls without dinner, movie. School calls his mom over disciplinary action. Mom informs them she's 'blowing up' the school. The Aristocrats source: fox2detroit.com \| share:	66
		Elmo: The people have spoken, I'm letting the journalists back on. Less than 12 hours later: YOINK source: variety.com \| share:	125
		Sam Mendes thinks we like superhero movies so much that we'll watch a show about making superhero movies. Xzibit unavailable for comment source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	27

Fri December 16, 2022
		Veritasium demonstrates the unbelievable Magnus Effect using a basketball. No comment from that damn chess guy or the Dam busters source: youtube.com \| share:	19
		Morouns ordered to pay $50,000 for blighted property in Detroit. Get a brain Morouns source: axios.com \| share:	28
		One... two... three... THREE potential criminal referrals for Trump. Ha ha ha ha source: politico.com \| share:	328
		The U.S. is set to ban the buying and selling of shark fins, Neil Finn unavailable for comment source: cbsnews.com \| share:	23
		Goldman Sachs to lay off up to 4,000 people. Season's Greetings source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	23
		FIFA: Peace was never an option source: cnn.com \| share:	21
		Offshore auditor of Binance and Crypto.com suspends all work in crypto related industries for undisclosed reasons. This is fine source: cnbc.com \| share:	23

Thu December 15, 2022
		Far-right politicians use the Qatar scandal to attack left-wing members of the European Parliament. Left-wing members of the European Funkadelic, the European Bootsy's Rubber Band, and the European Brides of Funkenstein unavailable for comment source: politico.eu \| share:	23
		Subby got a new job and has to write a short bio. Any advice is appreciated source: fark.com \| share:	37
		Subby got a new job and has to write a short bio. Any advice is appreciated source: fark.com \| share:	37
		If you had "Elon Musk bought Twitter just to smack down that one anonymous user who really pissed him off," come claim your prize source: msn.com \| share:	136
		McDonald's strikes deal with Texas solar farm to power US supply chain apparently NEVER having read about the state and stability of the grid there. This should go over about as well as the McCrab source: financialpost.com \| share:	15
		McDonald's strikes deal with Texas solar farm to power US supply chain apparently NEVER having read about the state and stability of the grid there. This should go over about as well as the McCrab source: financialpost.com \| share:	15
		Three months after the pipeline was blown up, Canada finally revoked their sanctions exemption for the Nord Stream pipeline turbine repairs source: financialpost.com \| share:	9

Wed December 14, 2022
		Detroit TV reporter Jason Carr reveals unfamiliarity with Mark Mester by attacking colleagues during "Jason Carr Live" segment until station cuts away, then returning from break to rip station management. Now he has time to read up on Mark Mester source: audacy.com \| share:	19
		Gene editing in 256 male mice can eventually eradicate all the mice on an island. Said island can then become a theme park for gene edited dinosaurs. With rides and gift shops source: freethink.com \| share:	27
		Republicans now just openly discussing how they function like a criminal organization source: yahoo.com \| share:	76
		Dating profile cliches that are so overused, they're basically a red flag. Fark cliches unavailable for comment source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	51
		Binance CEO says deposits are 'coming back in' as he adds the $35 his mom forwarded him on his allowance source: msn.com \| share:	36
		A Nazi, a pedophile, and a rapist walk up to the bar. Bartender says, "Welcome to the CPAC Christmas party, gents" source: msn.com \| share:	65
		Elmo stopped paying rent. Twitter's just fine source: ca.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	105

Tue December 13, 2022
(Some Guy)		There's colony collapse in nature, a sad and unfortunate event. Then there's this hive collapse, which we can poke with a stick while pointing and laughing at the former occupants source: dexerto.com \| share:	1
		RGIII apologizes for using ethnic slur to describe Jalen Hurts during "MNF". Says he meant to say "bug-a-boo", not.......uh....this is awkward source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	51
(The Autopian)		World's best 1996 Chevy Cavalier up for sale source: theautopian.com \| share:	10
		Angel sleeps with the fishes source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	22
		British royals told to keep away from Russian embassy, possibly because centuries of inbreeding means they also have to be told not to stick their hands in fan blades or attempt to gargle the Queen's Corgis source: aol.com \| share:	17

Mon December 12, 2022
		Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother source: mediaite.com \| share:	70
		Youvelostanothersubdmitri.gif source: marketwatch.com \| share:	11
		Hotel guest makes homemade pizza in hotel bathroom, leaves the Internets in disgust source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	22
		In today's weekly arting thread: what artist or craftsperson inspires you? source: fark.com \| share:	27
		Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi eats nails for breakfast. Former New York Mets center fielder Lenny Dykstra unavailable for comment source: mediaite.com \| share:	29

Sun December 11, 2022
		There's freeze peach. And then there's "planning a little terrorism for the weekend" blogging. And there there's "praised the polytechnique shooter" in his anti-feminist advice blog and holy shiat the lack of remorse in this guy's testimony source: nationalpost.com \| share:	57
		Moscow's greatest art museum goes up in flames source: msn.com \| share:	181

Fri December 09, 2022
		Swing and a miss source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	177
		Champagne-sipping Vladimir Putin defends missile strikes on civilians in Ukraine, says they started everything source: 9news.com.au \| share:	46
		Musk wants to jettison the life boats because without all that weight the CS Twitter will surely stay afloat. (CS=Cyber Ship your better acronym playing on ship naming to the right) source: businessinsider.com \| share:	31
		GOP congresswoman melts down over the horrifying prospect of people being allowed to just live their farking lives without a big, stupid, christofacist boot on their necks source: businessinsider.com \| share:	127

Thu December 08, 2022
		And the award for terrible timing in layoffs goes to...IGN source: kotaku.com \| share:	10
		Your dog wants to play video games source: cbc.ca \| share:	6
		If you didn't want to be sued for marketing an addictive product towards children, maybe you shouldn't have sold Joe Camel skins source: cbc.ca \| share:	21
		If you didn't want to be sued for marketing an addictive product towards children, maybe you shouldn't have sold Joe Camel skins source: cbc.ca \| share:	21
		"When did Five Guys become a five-star restaurant?" source: dailydot.com \| share:	84
		The latest celebrity couple? Hammiston source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		Foreign soccer players leave Russia in droves. Brittney Griner unavailable for comment source: themoscowtimes.com \| share:	17

Wed December 07, 2022
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Politics source: fark.com \| share:	18
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Politics source: fark.com \| share:	18
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	14
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	14
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	11
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	11
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	14
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	14
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Sports source: fark.com \| share:	21
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Sports source: fark.com \| share:	21
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	7
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	7
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	31
		Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	31
		Headline of the Month October 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	16
		Headline of the Month October 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	16

Mon December 05, 2022
		Subby just took his first ever COVID test. What should he do while he waits for the results? source: fark.com \| share:	51
		Subby just took his first ever COVID test. What should he do while he waits for the results? source: fark.com \| share:	51
		Guns N'Roses sues someone for taking their name literally. Of course it would be a Texan source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	55
		Disney Store in Japan Goes There and is selling merch featuring Winnie the Pooh holding a blank sheet of paper, which is both a sick burn of the current Chinese leader and a sign of solidarity with the protesters currently demonstrating in China source: npr.org \| share:	77
		Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile source: nbcnews.com \| share:	249
		Yeda: The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has source: mediaite.com \| share:	80

Sun December 04, 2022
		Amazon warming up to the idea of supporting the Nazi Party source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	76
		VA lawmakers are hard at work looking to bring the equivalent of a DUI checkpoint for marijuana to the roads. I mean, sure, there's no way to actually check for marijuana "intoxication" like with alcohol, but they're not going to let that stop them source: insidenova.com \| share:	171
		CSB Sunday Morning: Your favorite holiday memory source: fark.com \| share:	78
		CSB Sunday Morning: Your favorite holiday memory source: fark.com \| share:	78

Fri December 02, 2022
		Edward Snowden receives Russian passport. Can now finally take that vacation in Syria, North Korea, or Belarus source: voanews.com \| share:	107

Thu December 01, 2022
		Alibaba founder Jack Ma is hiding out in Tokyo, but not very well since you are reading this source: theguardian.com \| share:	8
		Dark origins of nursery rhymes. Limericks unavailable for comment, rhymes source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	13
		Xbox customers are tiring of Garbage With Gold, which is probably the whole point of tendering garbage at the lower service tier. It's a strategy that might actually drive customers to the higher service tier if it weren't full of mostly garbage too source: comicbook.com \| share:	23
		1Password, no longer 2 things to remember. No need to recall whether you made the poor choice to use your Facebook or Google login to that obscure snarky comment site. 1Password will helpfully remember third-party logins for you source: theverge.com \| share:	39
		TFG takes credit for going 12-0 in senate endorsements. Dr. Oz and Blake Masters are VERY available for comment source: twitter.com \| share:	90
		Kyler Murray responds to comment that Kyler Murray don't care about nobody but Kyler Murray source: espn.com \| share:	18
		When it comes to Disney films opening on Thanksgiving ,"that overall fukn attendance was down 53 percent from 2019.' Wow, someone sounds angry source: advocate.com \| share:	81
		That the Swiss have only frozen $8bil of the estimated $150+bil of Russian cash in their banks is just cuckoo. OTOH at least they're not Belgians. Belgians are dicks source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	8
		Because who WOULDN'T want to pay over $500 for the privilege of eating a hot dog and donut during 'foodie tour' of Chicago? source: nbcchicago.com \| share:	39
		Musk retracts 2 day old claims that Tim Apple was going to remove Twitter from the App Store, recommended that Elon really ought to take his lithium tablets source: politico.com \| share:	25

Wed November 30, 2022
		Thanksgiving. Tom explodes into fire, ruining family holiday dinner. Difficulty, not a turkey source: ktvu.com \| share:	37
		Filipino boxing referee admits he cheated for Manny Pacquiao during win in 2000 source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	10
		Step 1: Realize how much better you are than everyone else, then post in the comments source: self.com \| share:	20
		Who would win in a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question: Lemmy IS God. \m/-.-\m/ source: blabbermouth.net \| share:	20
		So for those of you like me who love getting internet feedback. Which do you prefer, being found Smart or Funny? source: fark.com \| share:	86

Tue November 29, 2022
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	56
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	56
		Horatio, sans lawsuit source: cnn.com \| share:	16
		CEO of AMC Networks joins the walking dead source: marketwatch.com \| share:	11
		Qatar is sad about the 4-5 construction worker deaths that happened in the lead up to the World Cup. The 400-500 dead will be mourned. Refrain from mentioning the 4,000-5,000 deaths and please do not ask Qatar about the 40,000-50,000 deaths source: espn.com \| share:	74

Mon November 28, 2022
		Mike Pence calls out TFG for having dinner with antisemite white nationalist Holocaust deniers, says he should re-focus on hating gay people like reasonable Republicans do source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	75
		A French court has ruled Mr. T is legally not required to be fun at work. After the ruling, the complainant stated, "I pity the fool who disagrees with this ruling" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	62
		Got a case of the Mondays? Never fear, your weekly F'artist thread is here source: fark.com \| share:	28
		Kazakhstan's president meets with Putin and comments that the kool-aid served was very nice source: sfgate.com \| share:	19
		Four days after FPOTUS had dinner with Nazi Fuentes, how many Republicans have come out to condemn him? Okay, Chris Christie. Who else? Anybody? source: axios.com \| share:	87

Sun November 27, 2022
		Green Bay Packers player suspended for using performance enhancing substances. Stupid tag has pity on the rookie bench warmer who was on the field for a single play in the whole season, sends out Awkward tag instead source: nbc15.com \| share:	8
		Fox viewers think Volkswagen is still owned and run by the Nazis source: foxnews.com \| share:	249
		US World Cup team: "Lets change the flag of another country and see if anyone notices" source: apnews.com \| share:	76
		Who's going to be the one to tell him? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	66
		Who's going to be the one to tell him? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	66

Sat November 26, 2022
(Some Guy)		Philosophers and scientists speculate about mind extension beyond brain, and body. Jedi council unavailable for comment source: thecollector.com \| share:	23
		Reasons to file a lawsuit in Florida: 1) Your Burmese python was tagged with graffiti, 2) Unavailability of mobility scooters during your road rage event, 3) Your macaroni and cheese was improperly labelled 'ready in 3 1/2 minutes' source: kiro7.com \| share:	97

Fri November 25, 2022
		Fark everyone else, what are you buying yourself for Christmas? source: fark.com \| share:	88
		I did it. I didn't think I could, but I finally actually did it. What now? source: fark.com \| share:	36
		Mercedes tries cat-style marketing, blocks chargers to get attention from Tesla drivers source: electrek.co \| share:	17
		Canadian coach makes a throwaway bad pun because Croatia is in Group F. Toronto Sun buries the lede and starts an Fing international incident because of course they do source: torontosun.com \| share:	8
		Canadian coach makes a throwaway bad pun because Croatia is in Group F. Toronto Sun buries the lede and starts an Fing international incident because of course they do source: torontosun.com \| share:	8
		Commentator claims that Donald Trump will endorse Ron DeSantis if he beats him to the 2024 GOP nomination in the hopes of being afforded protection from prosecution source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	42

Thu November 24, 2022
		Balenciaga: Yeah, our bad. We'll go ahead and pull those ads we put out with little kids posing with S&M teddy bears source: nypost.com \| share:	21
		"They can jump up to five feet high; they're impressive animals" source: msn.com \| share:	33
		"They can jump up to five feet high; they're impressive animals" source: msn.com \| share:	33

Wed November 23, 2022
		It has been Judged that there was no collusion between Mets and Yankees source: mlbtraderumors.com \| share:	7
		Well THIS is going to make for an awkward coaches room next time they meet: In addition to giving him a new contract paying $9.5M a year, Michigan State paid their head football coach the whole $100k bonus meant for the entire coaching staff source: msn.com \| share:	17
		The CEO of CME Group tried to warn Congress about FTX but was told "You have no idea what you're talking about." by a Congressman who, it turns out, had no idea what HE was talking about source: cnbc.com \| share:	23
		One of the "perks" of working at Yeezy was apparently exclusive screenings of Kim/Kanye amatuer porn videos source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	39

Tue November 22, 2022
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	84
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	84
		Chuck Lorre fails to sell new sitcom about guy named Chuck Lorre running early 2000's sitcom starring guy named Charlie Sheen. #winning source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	19
		England's first Black, gay mayor describes being told to "go back home," as if he had been born somewhere further away than the suburbs of Liverpool source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	39
		How do you get your daily comics? Links to both comic.com and dilbert.com have been broken for days source: fark.com \| share:	77
		How do you get your daily comics? Links to both comic.com and dilbert.com have been broken for days source: fark.com \| share:	77

Mon November 21, 2022
		AP fires reporter for a little bitty false story: "Senior U.S. intelligence official says Russian missiles crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two people" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	110
		Iran World Cup players decline to sing national anthem. Flock Of Seagulls unavailable for comment source: bbc.com \| share:	46
		After imploding 80% in four days Technicolor shares invent a new shade of red (that hopefully won't be seized by Adobe) source: