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Fri November 26, 2021
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
This is college football's 10 best rivalry game trophies, because who doesn't like competing for a golden egg or a little brown jug?
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Wed November 24, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy recreates Thanksgiving meal but each food item is replaced with a craft beer that tastes like that food. Beersgiving, the all beer meal, also known as college
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
School introduces system to easily identify pupils that are exempt from wearing facemasks. That system being a yellow badge worn on the lapel so those pupils stand out fr... wait, this is all sounding very familiar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dickie V makes an emotional return to college basketball broadcast. Duke (and cancer) sucks
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Mon November 22, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bad: a "dark money" PAC raised more than $360 million last year without having to reveal who its donors are. Existential threat to democracy: which they've spent on funding coup plotters, white supremacists, and college endowments
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
The latest scourge against youth: Remote learning
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Fri November 19, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Friday Night of Week 12 of college football has two ranked teams playing and three other intriguing games. Starting at 8:00 PM ET we have So. Miss.-La Tech, Memphis-(24)Houston, Arizona-Wazzou, Air Force-Nevada, and (19)SDSU-UNLV
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
The kids are alright
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
For sale - a gothic mansion complete with WTF? garden art. Lots of parking for your hearse. Viewing by midnight appointments only
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Once again, it's time to see where your college major falls in the 100 best paying majors
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news: Hundreds of school systems around the U.S. bought new air filtration systems to decrease COVID risks. Not such good news: Those same systems are pumping toxic ozone and formaldehyde into the classrooms
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Mon November 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
And here's the backlash to "Show me where in the second amendment it says we can't have a national religion"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Police aren't sure why man wants to put blankets on college students, but they are ready to charge him with something when they find him. Mopery, perhaps
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"On the night of prom, his hard work and optimism paid off when he was crowned senior year's homecoming king in front of the entire school"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Biden delivers school debt forgiveness
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Sun November 14, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
-- has never been so irrelevant to college football
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
No
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 11 of college football is here. Can Penn State upend Michigan? Can Oklahoma beat Baylor? Can Purdue pull off another upset against Ohio State? Can Los Miss triumph over Texas A&M? All this and much more at Noon ET. How is your team doing?
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's a long history in America of conservative, "anti-woke" colleges trying to reform higher education into something, you know, more to their liking. It's mostly one of abject failure, of course, but that's not stopping the University of Austin
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son's teacher kept the whole class ten minutes late as punishment; my son missed his bus, left school grounds, and waited by a pay phone for an hour so he could call me. Is this a common punishment or was it an egregious misuse of power?"
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Wed November 10, 2021
(NYPost)
 
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Squirrel scores a touchdown during a college football game
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your old boss wants you to come back. Here's how to negotiate a 'boomerang' offer so you all can have many happy returns
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Tue November 09, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The average Millennial is over $87,000 in debt. Man, that's worth some kind of trophy at least
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The first college basketball games are tonight, so why not a thread for it? Top game is Kentucky at Duke at 9:30 PM ET on ESPN. Other games before that. Duke sucks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
How a 29-year-old former college quarterback with a gambling problem, who was described as a "farking idiot" by some of Trump's cabinet secretaries, ended up in control of White House as "the deputy president" in the last days of the interregnum
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Macy's to raise minimum wage to $15/hr, offer debt-free education to all workers next year. Gimbels remains unimpressed
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Professor Bari Weiss reporting for duty
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Mon November 08, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year again folks - 'Cambridge Blues Naked Calendar'. (NSFWish)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Outrageous FBS Colleges have collectively spent over half a billion dollars over the last ten years on coaches' salaries. Fark Me: and that's just paying the coaches who WEREN'T actually coaching teams anymore
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Sun November 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In college football, winning is hard but staying undefeated is really, really hard
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
76 years after the black rain fell, Hiroshima college students produce documentary on small river village devastated by A-bomb fallout. "I found out that they have suffered from many diseases even if they were not exposed to external radiation"
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're a MAGA and you're fired, it's your fault 👏👏
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Duke suck against Pitt? Can Purdue upset Sparty? Can the Aggies beat Auburn? How about LSU and Alabama? Week 10 of college football starts at Noon ET. What is your favorite fight song?
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Fri November 05, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
More evacuations at Yale University than a Cheesy Gordita festival at Taco Bell
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Dems continue to lose in all classes of voters without a college education. Meanwhile (by sheer coincidence) Republicans continue to push an agenda making it harder for the non-rich to go to college
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Phoenix dad publicly shames school for allowing his fifteen year old to read "So You've Been Publicly Shamed". Blames loss of childhood on 4chan quote
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Student scores $10K in college tuition in under 30 seconds. It just took a layup, free-throw, 3-pointer, and half-court shot
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The cost of college has increased 169 percent since 1980, but pay for recent graduates has only increased 19 percent. Quick, Boomers, tell us again how you paid for college yourself while buying a house and raising a family
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Here are the rankings of all of men's college basketball, from number 1 Gonzaga to mighty Maryland-Eastern Shore at number 358
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Mon November 01, 2021
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Attorney for man accused in Ahmaud Arbery murder says "It would appear that white males born in the South over 40 years old without a college degree... which he might also be known as Bubba or Joe Sixpack... seem to be significantly underrepresented"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Some colleges are mammals, others are cities. I'm a danger
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son has decided to skip college after graduation, and I think this is a terrible idea. How can I get him to see that?"
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Sun October 31, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look like maybe, just maybe, Jim Harbaugh might be just a tad bit overrated as a big time college football coach
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Sat October 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pulitzer Prize-winning historian set to deliver speech on the importance of civil discourse at Alabama college is disinvited after college finds out he said something they didn't like
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Let's see how schools are doing now they're back to in-person school learning..."I feel like I can't focus on my education. Instead, I'm having conversations with my classmates about escape routes"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 9 of college football brings us Michigan-MSU, Georgia-Florida, Ole Miss-Auburn, and Penn State-Ohio State as top matchups. How is your team doing? Will any big surprises happen? Find out at Noon ET
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bride "totally blown away" by Taco Bell wedding reception. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves
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Fri October 29, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fred "Mister" Rogers: honorary Florida Man
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Remember how the drugs you tried during college were always better when taken at a rave? Here comes the ultra-oontz-oontz-oontz science
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Four plus twelve equals sixteen, but not two good nights' sleep. Math test tomorrow
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Gun-pointing lawyer and senate candidate McCloskey: No, 13-year-old incest victims should never be allowed to get an abortion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I think of all the education that I've missed, but then my homework was never quite like this
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Tue October 26, 2021
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa City headed for a disaster of biblical proportions as a "bar offering no alcohol opens"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Next on the college football anti-vaxxer clock-Auburn's Bryan Harsin
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
If you thought the Governor of Florida couldn't get any creepier, you were probably wrong
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Sooo, I guess James Hetfield's solo country and western album is now off the table? (with pic of what a James Hetfield solo country and western album cover might look like)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The gavel drops on Stu Billett, the man who convened 'The People's Court'
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Sat October 23, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Why are small Christian colleges growing in number?
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scotland is breeding cows that produce fifty percent less gas. I'm holding out for an EV
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
$85k/yr college thinks legacy admission is the problem
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Wed October 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, sure. If we send people to community college for free, what's next? They get jobs?
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Tue October 19, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Site that says "When I was in college" wants you to know it hasn't always been couchbound in its tract home watching Game of Walking Dead Lasso. This one time, it totally liked "arty" films. In theaters. That you had to go downtown to see
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Three school districts in state that made mask mandates illegal are forced to go remote, because too many of their employees have Covid. Will reopen "in a few days", if their employees are healthy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman gets turned down for job she applied for 8 years ago, apparently gets stitches or something
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
It's 2021, with a wealth of free resources telling all about Chinese characters and their meaning, and yet American college students are STILL botching their kanji tattoos. "There were three characters, and I picked the coolest-looking one"
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher blames the "wrong contacts" for his constant staring at students' breasts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm looking for a new job. Found one that pays well, and the organization seems to be in good shape - which is important for a CEO. Do I want to live in Davenport, IA? Difficulty: Artistic, extroverted, and gayer than Paris in springtime
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Sat October 16, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 7 of college football brings us the top matchups of OkState-Texas, Auburn-Arkansas, UK-UGA, Alabama-MissSt, and Arizona St.-Utah. Which game are you watching? Will big upsets happen again? Find out at Noon ET
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Fri October 15, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Big Bronze Cock
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why not have a Friday Night college football thread? It starts at 7:00 PM ET with Marshall-North Texas and Clemson-Syracuse. At 10:30 PM ET it is Cal-(9)Oregon and (24)SDSU-SJSU
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
College student does what Apple refuses to do
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Fiscally conservative liberal. There, I said it. Now I feel dirty
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Family of legally blind boy adopts blind cat, its ailing momma cat and a seeing-eye kitten. Obviously you can see they like cats
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Sun October 10, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
After Alabama's loss the upcoming college bowl season got a little topsy-turvy. Here's how things would shake out in the playoffs and bowl games as things currently stand
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Sat October 09, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
One of Fark's favorite bands is being commemorated by one of the greatest college marching bands today
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(Patch)
 
 
 
While dozens of other wealthy parents pled guilty in the "Varsity Blues" college-admission scandal, two dads boldly insisted on taking their cases to trial. Let's see how that turned out
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Fri October 08, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Mrs. Cocaine, the matriarch of Table Talk Pies has passed. Services will be held at 375 degrees for 60 minutes until she is golden brown
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when the government went after scammy for-profit colleges? Back before we had a president who ran one, and secretary of Education who invested in them? The FTC has just announced that we are back in that business again in a BIG way
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Reckless driver's speeding toward students at Milwaukee high school blamed on ... (spins wheel) ... the pandemic? Okay, let's go with that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sometimes you need a Masters or a Doctorate
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"When my in-laws died, they left us $12,000 and gave my kids $30,000 apiece for college. Both kids got scholarships; we want to get work done on our home. Would it be wrong to dig into the unused college fund?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kanye West opens something called Donda Academy. If only there were a previous example of an eccentric billionaire celebrity operating his own college with a family name attached to it
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
Ten years after Steve Jobs' death from pancreatic cancer, remember the most important lesson he taught us... well, after "don't try medically dubious treatments for pancreatic cancer," of course
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dane Cook never wanted to be a "frat comic," or, based on his output, a comic of any kind
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"First grader receives $27,000 in donations for scholarship fund after school portrait with face mask goes viral"
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Sat October 02, 2021
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Investment return on university endowments: 50%. Amount that goes to students: 5%
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(Utah State University)
 
 
 
Underweight orphaned bear cub finds foster home at university, becomes camgirl with multiple camera angles and donation form on her web page
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 5 of college football brings us the top matchups of Arkansas-Georgia, Cincinnati-Notre Dame, Ole Miss-Alabama, and Baylor-Oklahoma State. Will the polls be shaken up this week? Find out when the fun begins at Noon ET
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Fri October 01, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, budding college students. It's that time of the year where you get to start filling out the paperwork that will saddle the rest of your adult life with unpayable student loans. Don't worry, though -- the application is free
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, budding college students. It's that time of the year where you get to start filling out the paperwork that will saddle the rest of your adult life with unpayable student loans. Don't worry, though -- the application is free
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(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Slow news day: college student caught doing what thousands of college students have done since the beginning of college
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(Medium)
 
 
 
"How to tell when your favorite band becomes a tribute band"
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A well organized union of college football players could be a stronger political force than the state Democratic Party
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College admissions scam coach says she only made a few thousand dollars, clearly didn't major in economics
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Biden's education plan is a game-changer
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Mon September 27, 2021
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Happy 23rd birthday Google
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Duke's endowment sees record gain in latest year, although "record gain" and "endowment" are rarely associated with Duke Sucks
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chicago hunts serial egger
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remove Covid-19 and it is still a valid headline
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Sat September 25, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Notre Dame or Wisconsin be victorious in Chicago? Will Texas A&M destroy Arkansas? How about Kansas State and Oklahoma State? Week 4 of college football is sure to be a blast, and it starts at Noon ET
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Thu September 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Approval polling of the Supreme Court hits an all-time low for some reason or other
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
How can a 'White' sign be 'unintentionally' placed on the drinking fountains at a North Carolina high school?
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(Imperial College London)
 
 
 
And we'd have gotten away with it had it not been for those meddling kids: college drives the cost of off patent hydrocortisone down from £147.50 to £3.55 per month by setting up an alternate supplier
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Get outta my yard, says Harvard
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gov. Ron DeSantis announces new Florida surgeon general. Surprisingly it's not the skinny guy on the pale horse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
But at least their hair looked terrific
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
College Football tackles World of Warcraft
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Good: Redesigning "major brand" logos. Better: That gets their attention. BEST: That they actually use
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School staffer claims to be the Rosa Parks of vaccine mandates, even does some cosplaying to really drive the point home
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Complex)
 
 
 
Texas mother makes sure her local school board knows she won't be taking the Hershey highway
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"During lunch, however, staffers will be posted outside the bathrooms, making sure that no one walks off with a trophy mirror or urinal"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Nebraska somehow upset Oklahoma? Can Notre Dame stop Purdue? How about Alabama and Florida? Will it be Auburn or Penn State? Will BYU beat the devil out of Arizona State? Week 3 of college football starts at Noon ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Afghanistan girls Talibanned from high school
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Not News: Environmental Conservation Officer catches 50lb alligator on school property in Florida. Fark: Environmental Conservation Officer catches 50lb alligator on school property in New York
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school board says it's just "coincidence" that all the books they banned are from non-white authors. Fark: they also banned an episode of Sesame Street
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What happens when college football dominates a town?
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Street preachers hold signs, tell female students on UAB campus they "belong in the kitchen, they shouldn't be in college." That's an ass kickin'
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Young bride-to-be would like to tell you that the covid vaccine does not cause infertility. That is, she'd probably like to tell you that, but...
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Wed September 15, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
GTA teacher stripped of license heads to private school instead, sparking hope that Rockstar might finally make Bully 2 instead of just continuing to milk GTA V forever
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(CBC)
 
 
 
GTA teacher stripped of license heads to private school instead, sparking hope that Rockstar might finally make Bully 2 instead of just continuing to milk GTA V forever
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Tue September 14, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
This just in: college kids will job their meal plans
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Headline: 21-year old college student hacked 40 peoples' iPhones and stole their crypto currency and nude photos. Reality: He bribed an employee of the victim's cell phone carrier to do a sim card swap to his phone
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Your flapper great-grandma wasn't a puck bunny. She walked 10 miles uphill in snow to get to hockey practice then stripped down to her swimsuit to play
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
The good news: The level of alcohol use among college students plummeted between 2019 and 2020. The bad news: Because, apparently, they're smoking enough pot to make Cheech and Chong look like noobs
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Sun September 12, 2021
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Today in awkward Thanksgiving news: September 7 - Georgia governor Brian Kemp's sister-in-law dies of COVID. September 10 - Kemp vows to fight tooth and nail against Biden's vaccine mandate
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oregon and Iowa climb bigly in this week's College Football Power Rankings, Ohio State gets Ducked out of the top 10, while Alabama and Georgia maintain the SEC's iron grip on the top of the standings
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Sat September 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This week in college football brings us juicy matchups like Oregon-Ohio State, the Cy-Hawk trophy game of Iowa-Iowa State, and Texas-Arkansas. This, many blowout games, and other dandies will start at Noon ET
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Photo shoots with the bestest funniest sweetest Grandma EVAR
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Terrible quarterback play in college football after Week 1 has only driven up the Texans asking price for Deshaun Watson
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Private company now paying year round salary to college athletes to play at specific school
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
War between Olivia Newton-John and a college town may get physical as neither side has ever been mellow about her film project
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Tue September 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The AP poll is out for college football, Alabama is still number one, but what about the rest of the field? Indiana went poof and Duke Sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sure, why not. That's where we're headed anyway"
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
48 hours after losing to a 1-AA team, UConn's Randy Edsall: "I'll be stepping down at the end of the season." 24 hours after Edsall says he'll be stepping down at the end of the season: "My boss and I agree that I'll be stepping down now"
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
He tried to avoid the family business. But when the family business is creating monthly magazines for children, that is not something one can just avoid
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
More reason to label the Proud Boys a terrorist organization
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Sat September 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Damn it, Jim. I'm a professor not a guinea pig
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finally, the first Saturday of a full college football slate. Can Penn State badger Wisconsin? Can Miami blow away Alabama? How about Georgia and Clemson? All this and much more starting at 12:00 PM ET
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Fri September 03, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Department of Public Health to open COVID-19. vaccine clinics on-site at 13 college football games this season, expected to sponsor NASCAR teams next
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son wants to go to a fancy, expensive college that would make him start his adult life in poverty. I grew up dirt-poor; how do I convince him to choose a more sensible school?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son wants to go to a fancy, expensive college that would make him start his adult life in poverty. I grew up dirt-poor; how do I convince him to choose a more sensible school?"
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Thu September 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gorge on Thursday night college football appetizers before the weekend starting with Boise State - UCF at 7:00 PM ET with USF - NC State at 7:30 PM while OSU - Minny and BG - Tenn start at 8:00 PM. We finish up with Southern Utah - ASU at 10:30 PM
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 11 an recently diagnosed with ADHD. Homework time is difficult for us, and I want to help him but not become the homework police. How can I balance empathy and expectations?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mysterious HS football team investigated to see if they are in fact a real school. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
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Wed September 01, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Incoming Ohio State quarterback hasn't taken a snap with them yet but is now already a millionaire
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(Slate)
 
 
 
California now officially considers college students an environmental menace, which must mean that frat boys are the bro-spewing equivalent of thermonuclear weapons
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The main lesson I was given as a college football star? Sports trump academics." Also, are you really a star when you played at Purdue?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The main lesson I was given as a college football star? Sports trump academics." Also, are you really a star when you played at Purdue?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
College student insurrectionist seen carrying Congress property is still considered nonviolent and nondestructive, may end up with only a small fine and no jail time. Man, it is awesome to be white in America
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Mon August 30, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Dartmouth workers not at the school asked to stay home, work on their pronunciation
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Our dead idiot brother
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The best time of the year starts today, kids. Yup, college football is back with "Week 0." Neb - Ill at 1:20 PM ET, UConn - Fresno State at 2:00 PM, other games throughout the day with Southern Utah - San Jose State for the nightcap at 10:00 PM
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Delta variant has been bad. The next variant could be worse." So get vaccinated and wear a mask you farking moron
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Thu August 26, 2021
(RedState)
 
 
 
Conservative propaganda mill opinion writer is very concerned a college's new mascot isn't gender identified or something
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"You can't go home again." -Thomas Wolfe. "Life's a voyage that's homeward bound." -Herman Melville. "Looks like it's another of those stupid Incredible Journey things." -Gary Larson. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, homeward bound edition
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Site that says "When I was in college" just admits it: "Those old reviews remind us of our own peak moviegoing years"
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska seeking to hire the dumbest nurses
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin fires professor for not wearing mask in class; other professors quit over mask mandates. Well, bye
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Tue August 24, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
ACC, Big Ten, PAC 12 each grow a pair, stand up to a conference and television network that's bent on ruining college sports
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Tennessee's Republican Secretary of State doubles down on ... registering college students to vote? By hosting tailgate parties of university football games? What kind of Republican is this guy? Is this opposite day or something?
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Mon August 23, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Hayes, former Bruin and Boston College hockey champion, checked at 31
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Blink and you'll miss this birthday
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Well, if the Surgeon General says it's reasonable for businesses to expect people to be vaccinated, who are we to argue?
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Sat August 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Farked around and found out: college edition
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Thu August 19, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
16-year-old boy with terminal osteosarcoma cancer returns to his high school to experience a day as an 11th grader
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Now freed from NCAA limits on capitalizing on their earned sports fame, college athletes work creative side hustles. Take me home / Booster mamas / Take me home
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Headline: Tim Tebow's ill-fated NFL return was about cronyism rather than talent. Cronyism sure is a weird way to spell racism
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Target is the latest retailer to beat numbers and see its stock drop looking forward. Subby's sensing a wave here
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Tue August 17, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nomadic shepherd from Oregon looks like your sister's college boyfriend. Actually he looks like everyone's sister's college boyfriend. He talks like them, too. ...Okay, this guy is proof of an entire cryptid subspecies of college boyfriends
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
During COVID students taking online classes got a lot more sleep mostly because they didn't have to throw on last night's stinky clothes and shlep across campus
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Sun August 15, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let's get this crazy world back to normal a little more by pointing and laughing at Tim Tebow
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Sat August 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So the 19-year-old woman who helped GOP strategist Lazarro groom underage girls was caught on the run from Minnesota in Florida, in Matt Gaetz's district. She is also the president of the College Republicans at her school
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
High school student learns actions have consequences
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham is outraged college isn't just for rich people anymore
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham is outraged college isn't just for rich people anymore
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Fri August 13, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
First week of school and already a school shooting and a dead child
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The NCAA was built to fail sexual assault victims. Wait, I thought it was built to financially exploit college students
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Thu August 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated students at a West Virginia college will be charged an extra $750, which is like half a textbook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who does not dance with their 23 year old nanny?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Mistake #7: She didn't live down by the river
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Новая математика
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bill Engvall decides it's time to hang up his 'sign'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Given that covering up child rape just gets a program a slap on the wrist, the NCAA decides that covering up the rape of college students isn't even worth a punishment
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Wed August 11, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
University of South Florida picked as site to test Moderna COVID-19 vaccine in kids, which seems silly as how many children between six months and 11-years-old go to college
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Introducing your Valparaiso Beacons
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Karl Marx wrote Mein Kampf before he wrote Little Women but after he wrote Life Among the Lowly
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Tue August 10, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You will NEVER GUESS who the most overrated team in college football is
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
The 10 drinks you should never order, according to bartenders. So...basically all the drinks, then?
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Smith College Alums Rally to Fund Gay Student Cut Off by Parents. There is probably a Seven Sisters joke in there somewhere but Subby has nothing and just thinks this is cool, maybe you can come up with a funny headline
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(AP News)
 
 
 
American higher education has failed since college students are willing to spend hundreds of dollars for counterfeit vaccine paperwork rather than get a free vaccine that will keep them and their loved ones alive
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Mon August 09, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
When I was in college, I got high and watched what I watched in middle school. When I graduated, I used my creative writing degree to tell you about it
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Olympic medal counts are about as useful as the Electoral College
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Teens and their accompanying parents get $51 each for getting a COVID vaccine, as well as Apple Airpods for early risers and a chance to win a $25,000 college scholarship. Valid offer only in D.C
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Sat August 07, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists are one step closer to making a houseplant your old college roommate can't kill
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I help my lonely preteen make friends?"
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
As Gen Z enters the workforce they worry they will miss out on the office comradery that teaches them to look like they're working and effectively suck up to bosses who didn't earn their jobs
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Wed August 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Target shoots, scores
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Target shoots, scores
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama private college cleverly finds loophole to get around the state's vaccine passport ban by making unvaccinated students pay for their own Covid testing
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
This fall we we will learn whether the type of college student who would fake a vaccine card is the type of person who might go to parties and get COVID
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Mon August 02, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mets owner tweets the quiet part out loud on why he didn't sign the team's number one pick. Mets fans react in their usual calm manner
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale thinking of going back to college to finish her degree, find new boyfriend
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Fri July 30, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Hologram technology allows healthcare students to virtually learn from patients, as it asks them to please state the nature of the medical emergency
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
After a brief hiatus, we're back with another Fun-Filled Frolicking Fursday. Positivity Required
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Old hotness: Forgoing your senior year in college for the big money of professional football. New hotness: Forgoing your senior year of high school for the big money of college football
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