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Thu August 18, 2022
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
Subby's wife may need to strike because the school district doesn't want to give teachers a CoLA wage increase and affordable health care. Tag is for the school district
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Mr. Tea)
 
 
 
A company that Coca-Cola killed off is making a comeback? That's tea-riffic
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Sat August 13, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Social Security recipients should see a huge rise in monthly benefits... that is of course assuming that voters don't hand control of the House and Senate back to Republicans
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Thu August 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola's latest experimental, limited-time flavor is here. It's called ... wait for it ... Dreamworld. And it tastes like ... dreams? Hopefully not wet ones
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Wed August 10, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's like Willie Wonka's chocolate factory, but with sepsis
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Tue August 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Forget soda, Coca-Cola is trying their hand in the coffee industry
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 2004, a bus driver for the Dave Matthews Band emptied their tour bus' septic tank onto a tour boat on the Chicago River. Who says DMB never covered Chocolate Rain?
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Here are 15 different recipes.. ♫ If you like Pina Coladas ♬
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Japanese to come up with water jelly as a way to keep you cool this summer. Probably has a hint of squid for taste
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Fri July 29, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Hey kid, instead of that delicious chocolate oreo taco, how about a corn on the cob?" *kick to the nuts ensues*
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
You can now buy a chocolate stock cube to ruin meals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola to ditch green Sprite bottles in order to become more green
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Tue July 26, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oak Fire becomes California's largest wildfire of 2022. Marshmallow sales soar while graham crackers and chocolate surprisingly remain unaffected
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Thu July 21, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Trailer full of Halloween chocolate catches fire. Firemen rush to scene with marshmallows and graham crackers
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Subby ordered an ice cream maker which should arrive this weekend. What flavor would you make that you don't normally see in the store? My first ideas are dulce de leche and Xocolatl
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Wed July 20, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to possible serial arsonist, exhibitionist, glue-huffer, ocelot owner, and all-around amazing funny human Judy Greer. Want subby to chill with the accolades? YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists want to put cigarette-style warning labels on junk foods like chocolate to fight obesity. Subby is definitely going to give up smoking chocolate now
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"Chocolate to die for" ice cream recalled due to truth in advertising
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Thu July 14, 2022
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
The only reason Diet Coke exists is because 'fellas' didn't want to drink Tab
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Candy and broken chocolate, nuts, edible flowers and herbs - sure they're proper breakfast cereal substitutes but they're also pretty decent cake toppers too
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Extra.ie)
 
 
 
The scientifically-proven correct way to eat a chocolate digestive: You put it in your mouth then chew
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
If you had Coca-Cola coffee vending machines on your apoaclypse bingo card, today's your lucky day
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Thu July 07, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy World Chocolate Day. That's hot
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mom, this Chocolate Listeria Swirl ice cream tastes funny
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Augustus Gloop's sister found in world's biggest chocolate plant
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You know, this is - excuse me - a damn fine cup of Nuka Cola
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mars is bigger than Coca-Cola. Well yeah, it's a freakin' planet
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Mama always used to say, a U-Haul is like a box of chocolates. You might get a small army of fascists, or a filthy zoo
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WJBQ Portland)
 
 
 
Maine donut shop has customer scream "Go fark yourself," at teen girl working counter because they're out of chocolate raised. Decides to post plea for civility. Doesn't seem to understand it's in Maine
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Mon June 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Coming this Tuesday: THE STRAWBERRY SUPERMOON. Stay tuned for The Strawberry Supermoon with Banana Surprise, the Strawberry Supermoon with Vanilla and Fudge, and the Strawberry Supermoon with Whipped Cream and Chocolate Sprinkles
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Do you like pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain?
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Two stuck after falling into vat of chocolate; choreographed musical number underway
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Wed June 08, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day. You're not fat, you're celebrating properly
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The chocolate ration has been increased to 25 grams a week
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If price is no object, what is the best chocolate in the world? LGT a contender
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The third and final leg of The Mztlplx Memorial Ironbutt is the longest race of the day, the Coca-Cola 600. So stop stretching, park your butt back down, and fire up your idols. Coverage begins on Fox at 6 PM ET/3 PM PT
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Sat May 28, 2022
(Pepsi is better)
 
 
 
"Just fill a cup with your Coca-Cola and pour half a bag of salted peanuts into the cup. Then let the peanuts marinate in the Coke for a bit and you've got yourself a sweet, savory drink with a nice little snack at the end of your drink"
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CityBeat)
 
 
 
World's most expensive beer at $1,111 a barrel made in... checks notes... Cincinnati. Somehow does not contain cinnamon, chocolate, or noodles
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
It's National Devil's Food Cake Day. So if a slice of chocolatey cake appears on your shoulder whispering in your ear, go ahead and listen
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Today's item spilled all over the highway: Chocolate-covered raisins
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
McDonald's has introduced the Chocolatey Pretzel McFlurry. My God I can hear you getting fatter
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Mon May 16, 2022
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Coup Cola, Fail Orange and Shiat invade Russia
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Today is National Chocolate Chip day, not to be confused with National Chocolate Chip Cookie day. Confused you won't be after this episode of Soap, which is not an ingredient in chocolate chips unless you shop at the Dollar Tree
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Baking Impossible, or how to use ramen to reinforce your chocolate erections
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gianduiotto, the aristocrat of chocolates
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When Nicolas Cage movie plots come to life
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Probably the least surprising followup story to a prison break we've had since Holly Hunter helped Nicolas Cage steal a bag of diapers
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Mmmm dark chocolate with a creamy salmonella center
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Rochester First)
 
 
 
Guess why certain "dairy-free" chocolates were recalled
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Truthout)
 
 
 
Arizona family goes south of the border to get: A) Tequila, B) Mexican Coca-Cola, or C) Affordable health care
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you getting your five-a-day fruit and vege quota? You know pina coladas count, right?
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Fri April 29, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russia stronkly shrugs off puny economic sanctions, slashes central bank interest rate to 14%, predicts miniscule inflation of 23%, increases chocolate ration to 5 grammes
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Thu April 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hershey's looking sweet, if not actually chocolatey
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Tue April 26, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola sales shoot up like someone dropped a Mentos in there
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Paraguayo, soaked in cola, then pressed into bricks, with seeds that smell like urine, is the world's worst weed
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