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Tue January 31, 2023
(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Groundhog day is literally less accurate than flipping a coin at barely 40%. Still more accurate than Jim Cramer
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Sat January 28, 2023
(i24 News)
 
 
 
In what is just a total coincidence, the Quran-burning incident in Sweden that caused Turkey to oppose Sweden's NATO application was paid for by a Russia-affiliated journalist
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R-oach colony wearing an ill-fitting humon suit): "I want to spend 0.000043 bitcoin on a Snickers bar, but none of the vending machines in the Capitol take them, so here's proposed legislation"
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Wed January 25, 2023
(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Gas station employee out of a job after following instructions from a stranger on the phone at 3 AM telling them to put all the cash into the bitcoin ATM in the corner that no one ever used
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Cops are unsure whether the shooting of a juvenile is related to 2,400 homes immediately losing power for 2 hours. Coincidence, or kid-powered local electric grid, who knows?
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nuclear Bitcoin mining center to open in Pennsylvania. Not at Three Mile Island
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Yellen shouts down calls to mint $1 trillion platinum coin to avoid national debt default, silences critics
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Sun January 22, 2023
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sixpence Quite The Richer
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Fri January 20, 2023
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Dollar General change machine had one job. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think it's to dispense tomatoes
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Bengals RB rips neutral AFC title game ticket presale: 'It's disrespectful - wait until we inevitably lose on Sunday before you sell'
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(Flipboard)
 
 
 
Coffee pods surprisingly beneficial for the environment, says newspaper which coincidentally is also owned by a guy who will mail you coffee pods with no fee with two day shipping by subscription
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, "Gangbanged by Plagiarizing Chatbots" is the working title of Chuck Tingle's next opus
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Tue January 10, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Coinbase loses 20% of its staff between the cushions
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Fri January 06, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tesla has now lost over $700 billion in value, which technically makes it an even bigger failure than Bitcoin
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Developer who spent years working to make untraceable currency upset that FBI respects his work
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Tue January 03, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Bitcoin will either go up 1,400% or plunge 70% this year. Adjust your retirement savings and YOLOs accordingly
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Fri December 30, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scientology's leader is missing, just like Kanye. Coincidence?
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
6% of nothing is still something, right? Right?
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Wed December 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dogecoin shibu sick with leukemia. Plz no. Much sad
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Sat December 24, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Christmas Eve, and only one Christmas song is appropriate for today. Coincidentally, it's the best Christmas song ever recorded
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Fri December 23, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Let's all point and laugh at all the "experts" who predicted bitcoin would hit six figures in 2022
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
Hero
 
He's right, you know. Tag because he's freaking Bob freakin Dylan
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Tue December 20, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nope, no quid pro quos here. Just citizens who united to exercise their "free speech", and a bunch of coincidental legislation that benefits those citizens. Frankly, Gov. DeWine's office doesn't see the connection
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Sat December 10, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Any spare change, sir?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Latest workplace "trend" that's not new at all but some reporter coined so it sounds more interesting: "career cushioning"
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This story has everything: English buccaneers, a manhunt, silver Arabic coins, Bahamian havens, gold nuggets in a Rhode Island potato field, video games, Tom Holland, pirate's booty, Ireland
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Wed December 07, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada issues 2-dollar coin with black outer ring, delicious chewy center
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada issues 2-dollar coin with black outer ring, delicious chewy center
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today marks the holiest of holy events on the Fark calendar, and is also coincidentally Liver Health Awareness Day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two separate Russian airbases, two totally coincidental explosions. Ukraine whistling quietly
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin could plunge 70% suggesting Bitcoin still has 69% to fall. Nice
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Venture capitalist predicts smooth sailing for Titanic despite hitting that pesky iceberg
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Sat December 03, 2022
(USA Today)
 
Hero
 
When they absolutely positively have to get there: A couple spotted a FedEx driver tossing away packages, so they decided to deliver them themselves
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Thu December 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Professor Xavier predicts Bitcoin will crash below $10,000 next year
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Wed November 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is probably fine, right? Right? Just a coincidence?
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Fri November 25, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find fragments of figs, grapes, cherries, blackberries, walnuts, and other foods at Roman Colusseum, but no larks' tongues, otters' noses, or ocelot spleens
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Wed November 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hoard of ancient Celtic gold coins stolen from museum. Police searching for time-traveling Vikings
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Next stop in the never-ending saga of "What company will Cathie Wood lose millions on today?" Coinbase
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Sat November 19, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The folks behind the investment firm that may have triggered the entire FTX fiasco say it is pure coincidence that they are currently hanging out in a country that has no extradition treaty with the US
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Playing "New World," Amazon's MMO? You're paying a higher tax rate than Bezos IRL and you don't even get a digital dong rocket
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Mon November 14, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my wife recently got promoted with a big pay raise and now she's having an affair with her boss. Does one thing have to do with other or is this just a coincidence? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So you kept your crypto coins in your own hardware wallet to avoid fiascos with dealers like FTX. Yeah, about that
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tornetta's band describes its sound as "a swift kick to the face with a steel-toed work boot." Coincidentally, the case he's bringing against Musk can be described as the financial version of that
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Fri November 11, 2022
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed federal judge: "I disagree with all of the other courts which have ruled on this issue: student loan forgiveness is illegal. Just a coincidence that it was right after the election"
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Star Wars-style laser weapon tested for first time, pew pew pews quadcopter two miles away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Couple sentenced for trying to sell nuclear secrets for $100,000 in cryptocurrency. No word on how many BlyaatCoin that works out to
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Musk's next horrible idea for Twitter - Turning it into a dogecoin payment processor
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Robinhood, Coinbase distance themselves from FTX - they're a different kind of trainwreck altogether. "THEY'RE A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRAINWRECK"
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After losing all their money on Bitcoin, El Salvador welcomes China to come buy them out
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cathie Wood's Ark is buying the Coinbase dip. Next up, dividing by zero
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Gotta catch yet another one
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Belfast Live)
 
 
 
Hurricane Martin expected to hit near *checks notes* Northern Ireland this weekend. Wait, that can't be right
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
Weeners
 
Iceland's Prime Minister admiring a nice pair of necromancer pants made out of human skin. Not Safe For Work, but Halloween appropriate
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Probably just a coincidence that the weekend Elon Musk takes over Twitter that the platform is seeing spikes in racial slurs, references to ivermectin, and COVID conspiracy theories
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
We're sure this is just a totally random coincidence and not a sign or portent or omen in any way, but this will be the first "blood moon" to happen on an election day
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Thu October 27, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Silver Dollar train derails harder than Bitcoin Coaster
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Wed October 26, 2022
(WalletHub)
 
 
 
There's a pattern to this list of the safest and most dangerous states in the US that is puzzling. Wow, much coincidence, very correlation
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Tue October 25, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Rishi Sunak wants to save Britain with Britcoin
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Fri October 21, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You know it's rough in NYC when a samurai sword attack on the subway turns into a happy coincidence
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bitcoin could be getting ready for a big gain says guy who clearly overdid the scotch in his corn flakes this morning
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bitcoin blockchain blockade
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Talk about finding buried treasure
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to have someone cut open your coin purse while barrelling down the highway, then you're in luck. The Mobile Vasectomy Clinic is giving away free snips
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
$60mil lost, $375mil spent, and little to show so far: Hollywood accounting, lunch at the Pentagon, or El Salvador's bitcoin adventure? ¿Por qué no los tres?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Bitcoin Cowboys are the ultimate stress test for Texas' power grid, assless chaps
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
In the 8-bit game "In Liz We Trust," you play as UK Prime Minister Liz Truss, who goes around trying to find Pound coins in the homes of British citizens
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google decides to team up with Coinbase as cryptocurrencies circle the drain, peter out and die
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Sun October 09, 2022
(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
Hornsby ended the last episode with Daryl's knife at his throat. Will he see Commonwealth celebrate Founder's Day despite protests and a walker horde? What will Carol and Pamela agree to? Is Oceanside still standing? The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
Hornsby ended the last episode with Daryl's knife at his throat. Will he see Commonwealth celebrate Founder's Day despite protests and a walker horde? What will Carol and Pamela agree to? Is Oceanside still standing? The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Coincidental fan of offshoring says that domestic manufacturing is only supported by people with a "fetish for keeping white males with low education in the powerful positions they are in"
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Tue October 04, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you stashed 44 gold coins, the Israeli Antiquities Authority would like you to know that they have been recovered, and you aren't getting them back
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