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Tue May 18, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kosovo police seize record cocaine shipment just in time for mask-free party weekend
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen. The pilot has turned on the No Snorting Cocaine Sign and would like to remind passengers that sexually assaulting or threatening other passengers is not allowed
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge insults morons
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Mankato Free Press)
 
 
 
Could I get an extra large tub of popcorn with butter, salt, cocaine, napkins, and a straw? Here is $100
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If you want to do cocaine and methamphetamine, please do it in the privacy of your own house, because doing it while shooting fireworks at a neighbor's house is just going to get you arrested
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Wed May 05, 2021
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
There should be no phones allowed at the cocaine party
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Only OAN will give Mike Lindell a platform for his unchecked cocaine-fueled racism
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Never 'drive' in the left lane. Especially don't drive in the left lane for over a mile while there is no one to pass when you have 150 pounds of cocaine in your car, it will give the police a reason to stop you and then they will find probable cause
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Don Jr. is probably going to need more cocaine
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CTE, cocaine, and shooting strangers is no way to go through life, son
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Tue April 27, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Retired K9 drug dog reminds his new owner that he's still got it
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Gold paint face mug shot. New hotness: Cocaine face mug shot
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Virginia kindergarten teacher arrested at school after cocaine found in desk. With mugshot of what a coked up kindergarten teacher might look like
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
You can't catch meeeeeeeeeee
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
You can't catch meeeeeeeeeee
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cocaine shmocaine, or words to that effect
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Thu April 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suddenly the NY Post is concerned that the White House Press Secretary didn't answer a question to a reporter's complete satisfaction
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
♫ We all live in a cocaine submarine ♫
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Who knew a cocaine addict would have trouble developing a fringe social media website?
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In other news, the right to trial by combat still exists in Jersey law
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Fri April 16, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NY man calls medical facility to report lost cocaine, gets arrested
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Tue April 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is that cocaine in your pants, bra, buttcrack, thigh, and arms, or are you just happy to see me?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell (MyPillow Guy) is what happens when the Universe mixes a profound personality disorder, bizarrely dumb luck, and lots of cocaine. Here's the interview showing it all
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
People at the addiction treatment clinic George Floyd once attended aren't loving the way Chavin's defense team is basically arguing that if someone is using drugs it's okay to murder them
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell reminds us all of the dangers of conspiracies and cocaine
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There is no greater racist trope than that of the drug-crazed Black man
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors to perform brain function tests on DMX to see if there's any activity up in here
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he smoked Parmesan Cheese but didn't inhale
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Fri April 02, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Olympic silver medalist in kayaking arrested for smuggling $150 million worth of cocaine. With that much coke how the hell didn't he get gold?
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Thu April 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden urges leniency for people who have been sentenced for being high on crack
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Tue March 30, 2021
(CBS 17)
 
 
 
44 lbs of meth, 16 lbs of cocaine found along with guns in a North Carolina home. C'mon guys, this is like a Wednesday here in Florida
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're a mafia fugitive from the law hiding your face in your YouTube cooking video is a great idea however you should probably also hide your very distinctive tattoos
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Fri March 26, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
USPS tip police of a "suspicious parcel" and by suspicious, they mean containing several pounds of marijuana, a large number of psychedelic mushrooms, several hundred prescription pills, cocaine, LSD, drug paraphernalia and packaging materials
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Could you have a fun weekend with an 80% polymer 9mm pistol loaded with 14 rounds, an additional magazine of 34 rounds, 40 Molly tablets, 11.1 grams of cocaine, $1,300, 369.6 grams of meth and an additional 210 grams of coke. Difficulty in Easton PA
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Thu March 25, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jockey banned for being 1,000 times over the legal cocaine limit. In other news, there's a legal amount of cocaine you're allowed to take before climbing on the back of a racehorse
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
How cocaine and velour changed the way we eat forever
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Biden's DOJ seeks to reduce sentences for crack cocaine offenses, completing the cocaine trifecta
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown Jr.'s death by alcohol, cocaine and fentanyl overdose ruled his prerogative
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lockdown irrevocably altered our brains
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The latest cocaine-fueled conspiracy from Donnie Trump Jr. is that the military is "literally attacking" Americans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell recruits a treasure hunter and a Satanism expert to try and help him overturn Biden's certified Arizona win. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, folks
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Fri March 19, 2021
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Police seize cocaine, magic mushrooms, weed, and a blue and orange Nerf-Glock hybrid. Guess which of these isn't illegal
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Bacon. Makes a lot of things better. Wine is a stretch. But firearm, cocaine, and pot usage?
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
New York man arrested three times in one day. Released on appearance ticket after third arrest. Cops on standby for number four
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Tue March 16, 2021
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Robber goes medieval
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Greg Abbot opposes HR 1 as Democrats will "buy votes with cocaine"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Spankings, oral sex and cocaine, just your typical sorority hazing. I think I've seen this in a movie before
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Euro Weekly News)
 
Weeners
 
Doctor kills lover with his sheenis. It must have been very pure cocaine or a very big endowment
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Banks, cocaine, and a bear
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
How Much Cocaine Is Too Much, Jr?
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Fri March 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Snorkeler finds 26, er, 25 bricks of cocaine floating in the Keys
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Anti-mask crusader is finally asking the right questions: "Why doesn't Trader Joe's sell cocaine?"
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
I guess that Planet of the Apes: Scarface movie crossover is going to have to be tabled for this year
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man blows through barricaded crash scene in BMW, nearly hitting six deputies. When pulled over, exits vehicle dressed in a sock, boxers, undershirt, explaining his rush: "I was going to the Ritz Carlton. I have business to do"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Only in UT can mother, who got pulled over for making video call while driving, having unrestrained 2-year-old, baby, cocaine in backseat, can also get charged for "Illegal possession of tobacco"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim Allen, former cocaine dealer and current douche canoe, doesn't like paying taxes because what have the Romans ever done for us
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
That's the problem with cocaine; it makes you think taking the stage at CPAC and ranting about Liberal Muppet cancellation is a success
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Sun February 28, 2021
(SC Now)
 
 
 
You can sell drugs, but you can't violate copyright law with the snacks
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Attention: John Mulaney has checked out of rehab. We now return you to your regular programming already in progress
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Cocaine Donnie J lashes out at Republicans who "lost gracefully," credits his father for "pushing back"
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Cocaine's a helluva drug"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Woman finds kilo of cocaine in crochet kit bought at thrift store, proceeds to make best afghan EVER in 17 minutes
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(Roll a D6)
 
 
 
The world of Dungeons and Dragons inside lockdown: cocaine-fueled orgies with escorts, luxury cars, and high-stakes gambling. Well, fun and friends anyway
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cocaine is a helluva drug
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Mon February 22, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
El Chapo: The Saga Continues
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
El Chapo: The Saga Continues
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Sun February 21, 2021
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
If you get caught stealing money, selling steroids or planning to rob a drug warehouse for personal profit - just blame it on a lack of training, like this cop did
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
The differences between weed, coke and PCP can be subtle. Like whether you go to the McDonald's drive-thru for munchies, or just try to drive-thru the McDonald's
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
The differences between weed, coke and PCP can be subtle. Like whether you go to the McDonald's drive-thru for munchies, or just try to drive-thru the McDonald's
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Sat February 20, 2021
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Flying delivery drones are now a thing in the US, although they may not always deliver what, where, or when you expect
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Snowshoes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is this dog covered in cocaine? You be the judge
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Feds seize $2.8 million of Frosted Cocaine Flakes cereal. They're GRRRRRREAT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop'O'Meth: When you've done so much cocaine, you think Greg Abbott is a Democrat
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Thu February 18, 2021
(BroBible)
 
 
 
That time David Bowie And Dennis Hopper, wearing space suits, smuggled cocaine into a psych ward for Iggy Pop. It's a wonder they let any of them back out
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawyer whose pants once caught fire in court was busted for cocaine possession after traffic stop
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"He's been called 'Moscow Mitch' and even 'Cocaine Mitch'. But the proper moniker for Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R) is 'Machiavellian Mitch'"
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
55-gallon drums and enough chemicals to make 3 metric tons of amphetamine? Okay, I suppose that qualifies as a big bust
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cocaine Hippos Must Die was the name of my Save Ferris tribute ban in college
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Wed February 10, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"I didn't give any tortoises cocaine"
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Before the '80s and all that cocaine, there were the '70s and something special called "network mail"
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Fri January 29, 2021
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
And in a sprint to the finish dumbass tag wins out over facepalm
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Slamming your ATV into a police car on a public street, then falling off, isn't normal. But on meth it is
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Some people get parties on their birthdays, other get gifts, and this Florida Man gets mistakenly released from jail so he can continue to commit criminal mischief
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Sat January 23, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Somebody REALLY likes Red Lobster. Must be the Cheddar Bay Biscuits
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Natural flavors" means "secret ingredients," including the coca in Coca-Cola
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Natural flavors" means "secret ingredients," including the coca in Coca-Cola
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
If you want to get down, down on the ground to sniff ants with Ozzy this is story for you
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Mon January 18, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Beware the cocaine hippos
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