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Sat November 27, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teens asking the important questions, like why is what they're wearing making the male teachers uncomfortable, and why should that be the girls' problem?
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Fri November 26, 2021
(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Woman gives out free hugs and lap dances. Strangely, recipients have a problem with this. Subby wonders why things like this never happen in his town
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Want to limit screen time for your children? Get a contract, because kids are completely capable of understanding them
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want some cheap high-fashion clothing? Is your passport up to date? How do you like Chile?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want some cheap high-fashion clothing? Is your passport up to date? How do you like Chile?
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Mon November 08, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gaming gear, tools, home gyms, jewellery, garden furniture, pizza ovens and hot tubs are among the stuff people got during the pandemic and now have buyers' remorse. Shoot, a chap could have a pretty good time at home with all that stuff - oh wait
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hundreds of prehistoric tools found along river. NO, not Florida
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Man who doused himself with hand sanitizer gets whole-body sanitized after police tase him and he bursts into flames
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Fri November 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 rioter attempts to sell home on Zillow, reveals cache of explosives on premises. Zestimate: 5 years
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cue up "Sob Rock" and get excited about doing laundry again, because now your clothes can smell like John Mayer. Ewwww
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Cross dressing in a fat suit and throwing acid is no way to go through med school, son
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Shelter dogs in people clothes - all dressed up & waiting to go to their forever homes
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Tue October 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"D" stands for Disney people. She wanted it, he gave it to her. Sheeze Get over it
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Wed October 20, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Alitalia flight attendants strip in protest
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After outcry, Hooters goes clothing-optional
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Tue October 12, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Students encouraged to wear red, white, and blue to school to honor their country. Perhaps something should have been said about the arrangement of those colors
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
When was the last time you saw someone wear parachute pants? Do you think they'll ever come back in style? Should Subby buy a pair for Halloween?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
When was the last time you saw someone wear parachute pants? Do you think they'll ever come back in style? Should Subby buy a pair for Halloween?
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're not going out of the house in those tight jeans, young lady. They'll give you a wedgie, cellulitis, and septic shock
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Vogue UK)
 
 
 
While you plebs were whining about NFTs, Dolce and Gabbana just sold a gold dress, an impossible tiara, and a $1M glass suit they found in Daft Punk's grandmother's kitchen cupboard. And the physical clothes if you want to fly to Milan and wear it
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Thu September 30, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Arby's to sell sweatsuits that smell like smoked meat
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Wed September 29, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Owners of Mr. Mac clothing store, burglarized for the fourth time in ten days, say they do not wish to press charges but would rather give the clothing to people who need it instead, proving that in spite of everything, there's always a Bigger Mac
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Tue September 28, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
Lululemon promises to bring more transparency to Team Canada
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Fri September 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"That's momma's casket, and those are momma's clothes...but that ain't momma." Somebody has some serious 'splaining to do
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Thu September 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Space Force would like to clarify that they do not know what a "Battlestar Galactica" is and did not design their uniforms for cosplay purposes
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Air Force Magazine)
 
 
 
Space Force shows off their new dress uniforms which in no way whatsoever were inspired by Battlestar Galactica
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Fri September 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
120,000 years ago our ancestors wore clothes
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Thu September 16, 2021
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
When you're searching for one body but unexpectedly find another, is that good luck or bad?
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Tue September 14, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
High end fashion label Balenciaga is in a backlash over 'racist' sweatpants. Subby thinks the backlash should be over the $1,190 price tag
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Margarine Tater Greene channels her inner Anna Wintour in her critique of AOC's styling "Tax the Rich" Met dress
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Tue August 31, 2021
(GQ)
 
 
 
GQ presents a radical new era of tailoring. It's called stupid, look it up
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Fearing his clothes would explode, man strips naked in store. Somehow, he's not at Walmart
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(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Fearing his clothes would explode, man strips naked in store. Somehow, he's not at Walmart
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines flight attendant uniform debacle continues, as new court documents reveal half are choosing to wear their own clothes instead of the itchy and scratchy Zac Posen designer duds
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
...whines the woman wearing eyeglasses and clothing
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Thu August 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon is reportedly looking into opening department stores but has yet to comment on the salespeople's pee bottles
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Nuremberg School board chair claims he isn't racist as board passes ban on signs, clothing and items of a political nature, like Black Lives Matter and Pride Flags. Not sure if MAGA okay. Sorry that should be Newberg, a town in Germany came to mind
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old Navy is growing to fit its fleet
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Fri August 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Grand Ope.... er.... Closing?
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
NFTs are the (digital) New Black
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Fri August 06, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
You know those lizards who have those frills on their necks that expand to make them look threatening when you get too close? Well, picture the same thing, but with dresses
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