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Fri September 18, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese Karaoke Box Association reports over 500 of its 6000 members have closed down this year. Yesterday, all their troubles seemed so far away, then a virus came to make their day
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
For any other president, billing the Secret Service almost $22,000 for your daughter to stay at a luxury cottage at your own New Jersey resort, which was closed at the time due to the pandemic, would be a problem. But hey, nothing matters anymore
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Because young people are idiots, the UK is looking at all bars shutting down and businesses closed by 10PM since no one is taking Covid-19 seriously. Again
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
Public schools closed, private schools open, guess where there is an outbreak
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Action News Now)
 
 
 
All National forests in California now closed. Bears seen pacing nervously with rolls of toilet paper
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
The Eyes of the Dragon have closed
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Wed September 09, 2020
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
SF recognizes the importance of keeping privately owned gyms closed, while also recognizing the importance of keeping the city owned gyms open
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The 1960 Ford Spaceliner - a perfect car for Batman enthusiasts or couples not speaking to each other. Not so good for the ride home from Taco Bell cuz of the enclosed domes
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Sat September 05, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVille: Schools that are closed due to COVID have to reopen to test students or lose federal funds
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'll be back...to use my own money to reopen closed voting sites in the South"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
19 years after 9/11, and 7 years after Snowden blew the whistle, 9th Circuit Court of Appeals rules NSA's telephone metadata program was illegal, and that the barn door can be closed now that the escaped horses have been safely melted down into glue
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Wed September 02, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Closed live entertainment venues will light up in red, to call attention to the 12 million plus out of work people in that industry
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Mon August 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, a special legislative session called by the governor was opened. And then closed in the time it takes to read this headline by the Republicans in charge
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
With Canada and Mexico borders closed, Americans are trapped in their own health-care system
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Thu August 27, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
2020 Republican National Convention Night 4, Putin's Puppet Show: featuring Spinal Tap, Sen. Sheev Palpatine, former president Coriolanus Snow, and star of Playboy Video Centerfold 2000, Donald Trump. 8:30 PM ET, Stuckey's Closed Circuit
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
What is the true cost of closed schools?
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Small game developers would like to remind you that the Epic Games Store is also a closed ecosystem, and they're not letting just anyone get those low, sweet fees
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Thu August 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Editorial Board: Trump and his campaign asked for and accepted aid from a hostile foreign power in 2016. Case closed. He's a traitor. Vote his ass out so we can lock him up
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Mon August 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
This DNC might have been the scene of some messy policy fights that exposed the deep rifts between the Progressive and centrists wings of the Dmocratic Party..but then Trump started farkng with the right to vote itself, and everyone closed ranks
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Sun August 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has done so much for the billionaires, you'd think they'd be lining up to finance his campaign. But, as the graphic shows, most of his 2016 donors are keeping their wallets closed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dover Harbour closed to swimmers due to rising E. coli levels. Ben reportedly inconsolable
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
North Paulding, which was open, then closed, is open again. Filming rights still being negotiated between spineless schoolboard and teenagers with little to lose
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Isidore, the famed 10¢ mechanical elephant ride, from Spokane, WA's now-closed White Elephant stores, has a new home at the Looff Carousel in Riverfront Park. He'll be entertaining kids of all ages for years to come
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate's closed until September. Treason Turtle avoiding crowds of broke, hungry people out front should've told ya
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
An Ontario First Nation, seeking fundamental governmental reforms, nominate a famous Canadian actor and a famous-er British musician to run for Chief. Subby wonders why no Americans.. Looks over the closed border, oh, right
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Circus closed for months due to the COVID-19 pandemic is making extra money by selling lion poop. Owners say it's become their mane source of income
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Tue August 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, Kiwis
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Fri August 07, 2020
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Seattle once had San Francisco-style cable cars to help commuters and beachgoers scale city's steep hills. "In this time of pandemic, the cable car would actually be a relatively safe form of transportation because it's not terribly enclosed"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"As Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed this summer for schools to reopen, state leaders told school boards they would need Health Department approval if they wanted to keep classrooms closed. Then they instructed health directors not to give it"
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
There's a terrible tradeoff of keeping schools closed
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Wed August 05, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Restaurants hurting, oil fields shutting down, meat packing plants closed by the state, looks like I picked the wrong week to stop selling weed
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Firefox 79 clears redirect tracking cookies every 24 hours. Big deal, subby uses an extension that clears cookies as soon as the tab gets closed
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Owners of gym that defied governor's executive orders to remain closed arrested. Must report to court in 26 minutes
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the pandemic's most pressing issues: where are you supposed to pee if all the public restrooms are closed?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Gov. Greg Abbott's mandate that ordered them closed after a surge in coronavirus cases, hundreds of Texas bars will place their state liquor licenses in jeopardy - as well as the lives of their customers - by opening for set 'em up Saturday
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The world may be going to hell in a hand basket, but at least the Clermont Lounge is reopening
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Restaurant loses thousands of dollars and has to cancel a wedding rehearsal party after their busboy tells the manager he has COVID-19. Turns out the busboy lied. He just wanted the day off
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
US borders continue to get closed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cracking up. "The Democrats are purposely keeping their schools closed, keeping their states closed. I called Michigan. I want to have a big rally in Michigan. Do you know we're not allowed to have a rally in Michigan?"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
With at least seven players not in Orlando for restart of season due to Covid or undisclosed reasons, Nuggets may be forced to break out 7-foot-2 secret weapon Bol Bol, son of Manute. Like his dad, he can shoot threes and block shots
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reasons for Aussies to defy lockdown: playing Pokemon on the streets, visiting sex workers, making a late night run to a closed KFC, drinking with your bros in the driveway
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, border's closed. The moose out front will be there for another 30 days
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
This may seem counterintuitive, but you will not find money in cash registers when they are closed for the night
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't shed a tear - they'll still get theirs. "obvious" tag closed along with any branches near any low-income zip codes
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
Customers at a 2nd Vancouver strip club may have been exposed to COVID-19 among other things
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hong Kong opened their schools. Let's see how... aaaand they're closed
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Remember when Nevada closed bars in Las Vegas and Reno a few months ago? It was so much fun Nevada has decided to do it again
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Open schools? Yes, please. Keep bars and gyms closed to assure that? Please, no
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath, & Barely in Existence
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Who cares if people get sick, These collection plates are not going to fill themseves
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Eight out of ten Canadians still want the border closed to US
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Three bars in the UK that reopened forced to shut down after Coronavirus cases traced to their establishment. Hope that 12 hours of business was worth it
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Sat July 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S.-Mexico border has finally been closed, in the Bizarro World
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's ambassadorial nominee conveniently forgot to inform Senate about: A) racist campaign flier, B) the resulting court case, C) the out-of-court settlement, signed apology, and undisclosed payment, or D) all of the above?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have put the weight room on the second floor
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
53% of all restaurants have closed for good since coronavirus ordered their takeout
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides the middle of a pandemic which closed schools statewide is the best time to eliminate $29.4 million in funding for online education services
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
With farmers markets closed & ambulance rides so expensive, 70 yr old crashes into an ER
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(Some Potato)
 
 
 
Store temporarily closed after every item scanned comes up as "Mr Potato Head"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jersey to Trump: Sorry, we're closed
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida restaurant closed for 1 day for typical Florida reason and 26 other violations
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Covid 19 means the borders are closed. American malingerers in Banff National park charged $1200 CAD. Or $20 American bucks
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Wed June 17, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Relatives of Ahmaud Arbery meet privately with Trump. According to spokesman, the closed-door meeting, which also included other victims' families, became "very contentious"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... two more months of $2,000 a month and the Canada/U.S. border closed until July 21st
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Sat June 13, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada-US border is closed, yet those pesky Americans are still coming across
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
While it's true that rats and rodents have become more aggressive in their search for food since restaurants have closed due to the pandemic, trying to eat a car engine still seems a tad....desperate
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
"Bears relocated after eating grain near Shelby". Either they need learn to chew with their mouths closed or Shelby needs to get a grip
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
London's call boxes are becoming caffeine oases
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Mon June 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you bet on pigeon racing to be the first sport to return to the UK, collect your winnings, punter
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
After a night of rioting and civil unrest, most state offices in Alabama are closed today. Fark: To celebrate the birthday of Jefferson Davis
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
 
 
"The riot control bees are in their holding yard waiting to clear the streets of Janesville and keep peace to this county. I'm willing to bring them in and kick them over if things get out of control"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Half of Americans are worried that after two months of junk food, alcohol and eating more carbohydrates while gyms remain closed will cause them to be fat forever
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Before: "Let's go skiing today" During: "Let's go skiing today, well they're closed. Do you want to skin up?" Now: "Let's make a reservation"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yes, observing the universe really does change the outcome. That's why I drive with my eyes closed
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Mon May 25, 2020
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Second stylist at COVID Cuts in Missouri tests positive after contacting 56 more clients. Other salons race to match offer
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