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Fri September 25, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Could a solid steel bowling ball survive a nuclear blast? We know the answer, but it's not from calculating the various factors. We know because Some Guy got permission to place a bunch of solid metal bowling balls close to a nuke
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
When a smear campaign against your opponent winds up implicating one of your own former close advisors
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(Axios)
 
 
 
DeSantis says fark it, let everything open back up. Subby would use the Facepalm tag but it's off somewhere slathering itself in hand sanitizer
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(Some PBS web slinger)
 
 
 
The practicalities of Spider-Man not being in New York. "We don't have buildings that are tall enough or that are close enough together... to accommodate Spider-Man in the same sort of way that we would recognize from a movie"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Health insurance plans where the deductible is close to your annual salary means you are functionally uninsured
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's not like basketball players are every close to each other at any other point in the game, right?
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Thu September 24, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Apt Pupil remake hits too close to reality in 2020
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Wed September 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's a beautiful cake that I'll never be able to make, then I'll try to reorganize my closet and fail miserably; in conclusion, I plan to spend the afternoon doing needlepoint and stabbing my husband in frustration. Welcome to Pinterest Stories™
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
277 teachers in Kenosha call in sick to force the schools to close. Anyone remember there is a Pandemic going on? Hello? Is this thing on?
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
"The National Independent Venues Association says that nine out of 10 of its nearly 3,000 members will close their businesses by October without meaningful financial assistance from the federal government"
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's now a surplus of the only product with a markup close to that of printer ink
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Another quarter, another Elon Musk "Coffee is for closers" email
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Retailer announces which stores are Bed, Bath, and Being Closed
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Because of the pandemic, the Cheddar Caves will be closed, denying the public all of their 300-million years of cheesy goodness
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Door closer sex nuts. They're so hot
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg comes *this close* to comprehending what his septic tank of a platform is doing to the outside world
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese Karaoke Box Association reports over 500 of its 6000 members have closed down this year. Yesterday, all their troubles seemed so far away, then a virus came to make their day
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Thu September 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As the election draws close, Republican Senators and Congressmen have collectively turned into the "this is fine" dog, when asked about Trump's fark-ups
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner's "Waterworld" is cinema's biggest flop? Michael Cimino closes the door on "Heaven's Gate," from above, quietly steps out of frame
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
For any other president, billing the Secret Service almost $22,000 for your daughter to stay at a luxury cottage at your own New Jersey resort, which was closed at the time due to the pandemic, would be a problem. But hey, nothing matters anymore
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Wed September 16, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Get to know tequila. Yes, right now. It's close enough to the weekend. Stop what you're doing and get to know tequila, so you can pair the right one with your Pop-Tarts this morning
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Because young people are idiots, the UK is looking at all bars shutting down and businesses closed by 10PM since no one is taking Covid-19 seriously. Again
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(BBC)
 
 
 
146 years of history comes to a close as Macclesfield Town FC liquidated. Who's next?
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Christian school to WV governor regarding that order to close all schools: Yeah, no. Governor to christian school: Whatever
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Tue September 15, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stars rose one step closer to heaven last night. Will tonight see the Lightning zap the Islanders back to earth? Tune in to find out, same bat time (8 PM ET), same bat channel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sons always fight and argue and apparently it's some transgression over a girl; they were never close and did their own thing. How can I get them to reconcile since they're both adults and not teenagers now, and it's just downright embarrassing"
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Bar owners in Fark's favorite state are relieved to reopen, reinfect and eventually reclose
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(Noema)
 
 
 
Break out those flapper dresses from your grandma's closet that were all the rage during the Roaring Twenties and try them on for the "Turbulent Twenties" that we have now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Russian business, all that matters is how close you are to Putin
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Sat September 12, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fire damaged West Coast to closely resemble Hell Monday as Satan's designated replacement visits to promote 'Don't Give a Hoot, Rake the Forest' movement, start awkward series of fire relief for votes Tweets
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tropical storm likely to form in Gulf of Mexico this weekend while Paulette aims for Bermuda because 2020 ain't even close to be doing with us yet
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Fri September 11, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Clippers have an opportunity to close out their series against the Nuggets in Game 5 of the Western Conference Semifinals. The Celtics and Raptors are in Game 7 of their series. Tip-off times are at 6:30 and 9:00 PM ET, respectively
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Woman drops off film negatives at local photo lab. Photo lab closes down. Hilarity ensues. But then - the TV station gets a statement from a former employee that interferes with the narrative
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Team Trump and their torid campaign weighing White House event very close to Election Day. Because of course they would use the White House again for personal political gain
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Public schools closed, private schools open, guess where there is an outbreak
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New CDC study concludes people who admit to dining at restaurants, a situation where they have to remove their masks while in close contact with others, catch COVID far more often than people who eat all their meals at home
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Live close to a 3M facility? Good luck reproducing
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(Action News Now)
 
 
 
All National forests in California now closed. Bears seen pacing nervously with rolls of toilet paper
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
The Eyes of the Dragon have closed
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Wed September 09, 2020
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
SF recognizes the importance of keeping privately owned gyms closed, while also recognizing the importance of keeping the city owned gyms open
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The 1960 Ford Spaceliner - a perfect car for Batman enthusiasts or couples not speaking to each other. Not so good for the ride home from Taco Bell cuz of the enclosed domes
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"This close. I was thiiiiiiiiis close, I tells ya"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVille: Schools that are closed due to COVID have to reopen to test students or lose federal funds
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. says he welcomes an investigation, because he didn't come close to doing anything wrong, and he vows to go down swinging
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student leaves his flat suddenly in March, forgets to close a window. Hilarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'll be back...to use my own money to reopen closed voting sites in the South"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Facebook to close barn door. Horses unavailable for comment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend keeps taking trips with his 'close friend.' Should I worry he's cheating on me?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
19 years after 9/11, and 7 years after Snowden blew the whistle, 9th Circuit Court of Appeals rules NSA's telephone metadata program was illegal, and that the barn door can be closed now that the escaped horses have been safely melted down into glue
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Wed September 02, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Closed live entertainment venues will light up in red, to call attention to the 12 million plus out of work people in that industry
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There are close to 190,000 Americans dead from Trump's inaction on COVID-19 but Republicans have found the real outrage: Nancy Pelosi got her hair done today
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find bodybuilding supplement extends life span in mice. Future research postponed as mice punched holes into their cages, knocked the researchers out and escaped...presumably to the closest gym
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas man breaks out Halloween, Christmas decorations to promote face masks. Let's help him come up with some new ones
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GameStop continues going to the dogs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The RNC was centered around speeches by those closest to Trump as part of a campaign strategy designed to "humanize him and make him more likable. But, unless they break his fingers or take his phone away, that strategy ain't gonna work
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: here comes the Tesla fanboy grenade smothering brigade
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Mon August 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, a special legislative session called by the governor was opened. And then closed in the time it takes to read this headline by the Republicans in charge
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Children are spreading the coronavirus at nearly three times the rate as the population over-all. Good thing there's nothing going on which would put a bunch of them in close contact with each other
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
With Canada and Mexico borders closed, Americans are trapped in their own health-care system
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Grandmother unwraps a 24 year old McDonald's burger & fries kept in her closet. Obvious tag for it is WELL PRESERVERED. No, not the grandmother
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just a Russian fighter jet showing off and turning dangerously close to an American B-52. No word if the pilot's call sign is "индивидуалист." Why, yes, there is video
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The Terminators got rrrreeeaaalllyyy close this time...on the day Sky Net goes live - Aug. 29th, 2020
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"By the close of the 2020 Republican National Convention, nearly 500 current and former GOP officials have gone public opposing a second term for the president of their own party"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trump using "Hallelujah" to close RNC can't be a jab at SNL's use of it to mourn his election, as "that would require a pathological pettiness and obsession with the workings of TV sketch comedy shows on behalf of our current elected head of state"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
STS-27, the second Space Shuttle flight after the Challenger accident, came very close to being lost. Why? Debris damaged the tiles during launch. You know, what destroyed Columbia
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Thu August 27, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Wildfire getting close to your ski resort. Pull out the snow guns
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
2020 Republican National Convention Night 4, Putin's Puppet Show: featuring Spinal Tap, Sen. Sheev Palpatine, former president Coriolanus Snow, and star of Playboy Video Centerfold 2000, Donald Trump. 8:30 PM ET, Stuckey's Closed Circuit
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
First complete dinosaur skeleton ever found is ready for its closeup at last. And no, it's not an Enormasaurus Desmondicus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Close the storm shutters and break out the booze, because a big freakin' hurricane is coming on. This is your official Fark overnight into the morning Hurricane Laura thread. Be well, be safe fellow Farkers
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Wed August 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump may be trailing Biden in all swing states, but he remains closer in most of them than he was to Hillary Clinton at this point in the 2016 election
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet, Jennifer Hudson and Glenn Close have joined Daisy Ridley for the animated biopic of Kellyanne Conway
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Realtor.com has become the first real estate site to disclose information about a home's flood risk
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What is the true cost of closed schools?
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Daily Nation (Kenya))
 
 
 
Parent sues over Uhuru's order to close schools. Lawsuit frequencies open
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's that they say about independents just being closeted republicans
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Small game developers would like to remind you that the Epic Games Store is also a closed ecosystem, and they're not letting just anyone get those low, sweet fees
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Fri August 21, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma school superintendent is the first in the district to test positive for COVID - after he's been in every single classroom greeting students
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
At Cranswick Country Foods, we process meat the old-fashioned way: with hundreds of workers in close quarters in a factory setting, and a bare minimum of fussy PPE
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Thu August 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Editorial Board: Trump and his campaign asked for and accepted aid from a hostile foreign power in 2016. Case closed. He's a traitor. Vote his ass out so we can lock him up
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Wed August 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Campsites across the UK being forced to close for the rest of the year because of A: Covid? B: Bears? or C: Idiots? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well that's odd: The Senate Intel committee report on the 2016 mentions Konstantin Kilimnik, a Russian intelligence agent and close friend and business associate of Paul Manafort, more than 800 times. Devin Nunes' report didn't even mention him once
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What's weirder: That the college was auctioned off so cheap, or that the buyer has yet to disclose his plans for it?
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Tue August 18, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
After 10 years in business, Hooters Japan closes flagship Tokyo restaurant. Closure attributed to awkward situation of seeing cute bosomy girls, but not enough prolonged interaction to compete with the experience at hostess bars or maid cafes
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Mon August 17, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Unusual bear behavior closes trails, beaches on Lake Superior island" Which means a bear is following people around and refusing to be scared off because it figures we have food or we are food. So the bear is....being a bear
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yesterday an asteroid came within a quarter diameter of Earth, the closest known approach one has ever made without actually hitting the planet. In unrelated news: Never tell me the odds
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
300 Pizza The Huts set to close
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This DNC might have been the scene of some messy policy fights that exposed the deep rifts between the Progressive and centrists wings of the Dmocratic Party..but then Trump started farkng with the right to vote itself, and everyone closed ranks
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Sun August 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has done so much for the billionaires, you'd think they'd be lining up to finance his campaign. But, as the graphic shows, most of his 2016 donors are keeping their wallets closed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dover Harbour closed to swimmers due to rising E. coli levels. Ben reportedly inconsolable
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
You can relax, we're getting closer to having bomb-sniffing cyborg locusts
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
North Paulding, which was open, then closed, is open again. Filming rights still being negotiated between spineless schoolboard and teenagers with little to lose
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Isidore, the famed 10¢ mechanical elephant ride, from Spokane, WA's now-closed White Elephant stores, has a new home at the Looff Carousel in Riverfront Park. He'll be entertaining kids of all ages for years to come
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate's closed until September. Treason Turtle avoiding crowds of broke, hungry people out front should've told ya
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Bar temporarily closes due to violating covid restrictions and also who thinks going to a bar is a good idea?
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Wed August 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Campaign funds are being moved from a closeted echo chamber of villainy and scum
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(CBC)
 
 
 
An Ontario First Nation, seeking fundamental governmental reforms, nominate a famous Canadian actor and a famous-er British musician to run for Chief. Subby wonders why no Americans.. Looks over the closed border, oh, right
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Circus closed for months due to the COVID-19 pandemic is making extra money by selling lion poop. Owners say it's become their mane source of income
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Loose-fitting floral blouse and scratchy golf polo manufacturers to likely go under as Stein Mart files for Bankruptcy, and will close most, if not all locations
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As close to an endorsement a Republican can give Harris. Also, he probably knows that she knows all the shady shiat Republican Intel committee members have been up to their eyeballs in *side-eyes Putin*
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
During the 1918 flu pandemic schools in Boston refused to close. Let's see how that worked out for them...oh my
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Seven days in and the first full school closure starts tonight. Discussion about when to close them all has now started
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Now we know why Trump was so eager to get his face on Rushmore: The Guy who carved it? Yuuuge White Supremacist, who worked closely with the Klan to raise the money to start the carvings on Stone Mountain in Georgia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, Kiwis
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Fark Independent POTUS candidate Kanye Worst may face criminal charges for following the Republican playbook a little too closely
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Sun August 09, 2020
(WTHI-TV Terre Haute)
 
 
 
Not news: CDC reports potential outbreak of legionella. FARK: CDC offices close due to presence of legionella
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sovereign territory closes its borders to foreigners traveling by land to massive rally
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Sat August 08, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When you look closely at Georgia, you see a state with a leader unique among his peers
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Fri August 07, 2020
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Seattle once had San Francisco-style cable cars to help commuters and beachgoers scale city's steep hills. "In this time of pandemic, the cable car would actually be a relatively safe form of transportation because it's not terribly enclosed"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"As Gov. Ron DeSantis pushed this summer for schools to reopen, state leaders told school boards they would need Health Department approval if they wanted to keep classrooms closed. Then they instructed health directors not to give it"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
QAnon stooge Laura Loomer is getting closer to Congress
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
There's a terrible tradeoff of keeping schools closed
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Mukbang YouTubers face heavy criticism for failing to disclose paid promotion in their videos. 'Mukbang YouTubers' ... what tripe is this?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm probably close to my internet limit, so let's just open Twitter one last time and...nopenope this is too much internet. I made a bad choice
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Wed August 05, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Slovenly subby doesn't have any dry-clean-only clothes, but is still fascinated by the idea of a magical closet that can steam-clean, sanitize and deodorize his snarky t-shirts
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Restaurants hurting, oil fields shutting down, meat packing plants closed by the state, looks like I picked the wrong week to stop selling weed
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Democrats spent $40 million for challenger Amy McGrath to beat a progressive candidate in a close KY primary. Let's see how her challenge to the Turtle is going so far
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Firefox 79 clears redirect tracking cookies every 24 hours. Big deal, subby uses an extension that clears cookies as soon as the tab gets closed
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easter creeps closer, and Sister Alice has a murdered child to resurrect or risk losing her church. But how does the Radiant Assembly's debt tie to Charlie's murder? Will Perry pull of a sensational courtroom victory? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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Sat August 01, 2020
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Disney tries to force The Muppets into cultural relevance on new D+ series, reinvents them as influencers with their own viral vlogs. "Lifesty with Miss Piggy," Kermit's "Mup Close and Personal," The Swedish Chef's offbeat recipe videos, and so on
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
England may have to close its pubs to safely reopen schools. It's like Yobbie's Choice
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
California gym that remained open despite order to close now tied to...well, go on, guess. This is an easy one
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Gesundheit Maxwell documents unsealed, here we take a closer look at what's in there. Come for the FBI knowing all this for years, stay for Dersh
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Thu July 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB votes to close barn door
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Wed July 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Close-up of Biden's notes show that he's leaning towards Kamala Harris as his veep pick
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's closest advisers are now pointing out that a D-minus is still technically a passing grade "If once in a while he goes off on a tweet storm about Dr. Fauci, OK, he doesn't need perfection, he just needs to win 60 percent of the next 100 days"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Phone Arena)
 
 
 
T-Mobile sprints to close and rebrand remaining Sprint stores. Can you hear me now?
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas AG decides that since County Health Boards are closing schools, he'll take away their ability to close schools. Also, re-names the three Rs to Repression, Religion, and Rigor Mortis
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
How "compromised" has Dr. Birx's authority become? Gov. Bill Lee of Tennessee rejects her urgent warning that TN must close bars and limit indoor restaurant dining to prevent catastrophe WHILE SHE IS STANDING NEXT TO HIM at a joint press confernce
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cat.exe has stopped responding: Abort, Retry, Close
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Owners of gym that defied governor's executive orders to remain closed arrested. Must report to court in 26 minutes
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
To slow the pandemic,Target, Dick's Sporting Goods, and others to close down: ON THANKSGIVING DAY. Black Friday is still on, but likely needs a new name
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the pandemic's most pressing issues: where are you supposed to pee if all the public restrooms are closed?
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
There are performers and events subby could possibly imagine thinking "the risk of getting covid is worth it." None of these come close to even remotely make the list
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite Gov. Greg Abbott's mandate that ordered them closed after a surge in coronavirus cases, hundreds of Texas bars will place their state liquor licenses in jeopardy - as well as the lives of their customers - by opening for set 'em up Saturday
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Stupid Prize store is gonna have to close for restocking at this rate
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Star cluster closest to our solar system is slowly dying. Astronomers recommend we keep 150 light years of social distance from it at all times
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Passengers injured as US F-15 comes too close to passenger jet, although US officials claim there was no danger as the plane was not a US Navy vessel
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Black lives matter. Just don't look too closely at our past ownership
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New York Yankees to move pitching mound 50 feet closer for August 15th game
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The world may be going to hell in a hand basket, but at least the Clermont Lounge is reopening
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Chick-Fil-A leads Colorado fast food joints in COVID-19 outbreaks, and it isn't even close'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out the actual effect of the pandemic is closer to 180,000 lives lost
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not News: CEO arrested. Still not news: For fraud. Somewhat newsier: Arrested again. Holy Fark: For his part in a $3.7 billion scheme, causing the company to close its doors
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I put a fitness tracker on my lazy dog, or how the end results came close to making the Fail tag beat out the Woofday tag this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. Have you ever put any type of tracking device on your pooch?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
The Great Sino-Aussie War is one step closer to a knife measuring contest
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
US borders continue to get closed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cracking up. "The Democrats are purposely keeping their schools closed, keeping their states closed. I called Michigan. I want to have a big rally in Michigan. Do you know we're not allowed to have a rally in Michigan?"
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Federal Aviation Administration)
 
 
 
DHS closes the airspace over Portland. The drone footage must be off the hook
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Some Foodie)
 
 
 
Eating inside restaurants is why Orange County and much of the rest of California had to close again
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donnie's chief vaccine scientist won't be forced to disclose his holdings in pharmaceutical stocks. This is the most/least Trump Administration item you have read so far today
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(Time)
 
 
 
Teachers close to retirement and getting too old for this shiat are deciding not to risk falling to the classic cop movie trope
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
A close look at the Confucian societies of Beluga Whales
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
With at least seven players not in Orlando for restart of season due to Covid or undisclosed reasons, Nuggets may be forced to break out 7-foot-2 secret weapon Bol Bol, son of Manute. Like his dad, he can shoot threes and block shots
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Despite government reporting, the data suggests that Covid-19 infections in kids and teens is on the rise. Hopefully, there's no activity in their future which puts them together in close indoor quarters
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Thu July 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A couple of nights ago science peoples took the closest ever images of sun. Tag is for the surface not the atmosphere
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Magaluf closes bars "for the rest of the year" because Britons don't know how to party safely
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Most US transit buses are manufactured outside of the US, and Trump trade advisor Peter Navarro just got a close-up look at the bottom of one
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Arsenal or Liverpool be awake for their game? Will Man City all but doom Bournemouth to relegation? Will Wolves close on Man Utd & Leicester in the chase for the 4th Champions League spot? Will JoMo please go away? Action starts @ 1pm ET
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Losing any good will, people in Matt Damon's new Brooklyn Heights neighborhood wouldn't mind sending him back to Mars after he closes off the entire block to move in
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Ten slo-mo weapons videos. Start with the M203, get close to a hand grenade and finish up to hawt Hellfire-on-tank action
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reasons for Aussies to defy lockdown: playing Pokemon on the streets, visiting sex workers, making a late night run to a closed KFC, drinking with your bros in the driveway
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Can the Keebler Elf triumph over the football coach? Which of the three Democrats will face Susan Collins in November? Will Texas see a blue surge? It's Primary Day in three key states as fates are decided. Polls open at 7AM ET and close at 9PM ET
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Restaurant & Beer Garden open for curbside OK, Beer to go OK, Brewery still open, not ok because your sales to distributors makes you a bar. Gov. Abbot is going to get Segway'd off off a cliff if he isn't careful
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Everyday, doom's a-gettin' closer/ Covid's faster than a roller coaster/ increasing by a million cases every five days/ A-hey, a-hey hey
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, border's closed. The moose out front will be there for another 30 days
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Coming this Thursday, the closest images we will have of the Sun. Yes, the Sun is there
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US units of companies owned by "Jina" got PPP money. Meanwhile the best Chinese restaurant in our neighborhood just had to close because of the pandemic
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia's US fuel oil exports remain close to record-highs as Donnie clamps down on what's left of Venezuela
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
This may seem counterintuitive, but you will not find money in cash registers when they are closed for the night
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't shed a tear - they'll still get theirs. "obvious" tag closed along with any branches near any low-income zip codes
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this doughy closeup
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hong Kong opened their schools. Let's see how... aaaand they're closed
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Noted scientist Laura Ingraham declares we are "closer to herd immunity now" and insists that canceling football is a "war on our way of life"
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Remember when Nevada closed bars in Las Vegas and Reno a few months ago? It was so much fun Nevada has decided to do it again
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's Perseverance Mars rover is now 129 feet closer to its goal
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At night when the bars close down / Brandy walks through a silent town / And loves a man who's not around / She still can hear him say
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Open schools? Yes, please. Keep bars and gyms closed to assure that? Please, no
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey predicts 90% of Austin's live music venues may close by Halloween
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath, & Barely in Existence
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New poll says most Mexicans say country should be closer to U.S., are just about as challenged in geography as their neighbors del norte
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Eight out of ten Canadians still want the border closed to US
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The cash-free future is getting closer. Soon you'll be able to buy gas for your emission-free flying cars without touching a bill
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Sun July 05, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
This might be a tough one on you drunks, but to reopen the economy, we need to close the bars
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hiker. Grand Canyon. Taking photos. Too close to the edge. You know the rest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Department of Health demands that 3 gyms comply with shutdown order and close within 26 minutes, or face legal action. Fark: "Liquor licenses at two gyms were suspended as a result of their continued operation over the last few days"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S.-Mexico border has finally been closed, in the Bizarro World
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A record number of people will lose a finger this year
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Fri July 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Iran will not disclose the cause of that mysterious nuke site fire. However, flames are still considered to be top suspects
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Do animals really have that 'incoming disaster ESP?' "The closer the animals were to the epicenter of the impending (earthquake), the earlier they changed their behavior"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's ambassadorial nominee conveniently forgot to inform Senate about: A) racist campaign flier, B) the resulting court case, C) the out-of-court settlement, signed apology, and undisclosed payment, or D) all of the above?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan one step closer to Snowpiercer. Buy your ticket now, you really don't want to end up in the bad section of that train
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(The Register)
 
 
 
MIT's AI training included labelling women as "whores or biatches, and Black and Asian people with derogatory language. The database also contained close-up pictures of female genitalia labeled with the C-word." No wonder Skynet's so eeeevil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have put the weight room on the second floor
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Wed July 01, 2020
(KARK)
 
 
 
If you're close enough to brawl you really can't complain about people next to you at the bar not keeping their social distance. Bonus: it's not news, it's kark.com
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(Today)
 
 
 
53% of all restaurants have closed for good since coronavirus ordered their takeout
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides the middle of a pandemic which closed schools statewide is the best time to eliminate $29.4 million in funding for online education services
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
With farmers markets closed & ambulance rides so expensive, 70 yr old crashes into an ER
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(NPR)
 
Audio
 
A closer look at how America's prison labor system functions. Come for the ridiculous story of how much inmates are paid, stay for, "Sorry, we don't hire felons," to the inmate with 10 years experience working for that company while on the inside
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(Some Potato)
 
 
 
Store temporarily closed after every item scanned comes up as "Mr Potato Head"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After his gyms were ordered to close, CEO threatens the governor of Arizona with a lawsuit, arm wrestling competition
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
With a spike of cases in his state, Arizona governor orders all bars, gyms, movie theaters, water parks, and tubing rentals to close for the next 30 days. Vows to find the bastard who allowed them to re-open in the middle of a pandemic
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Mon June 29, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The Golden State Killer, Joseph DeAngelo, is set to plead guilty Monday, bringing to a close over 40 years of fear and suffering
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"You really don't want to meet your heroes." - Don't look too closely at the lives and ways of those you grew up admiring, it's usually not pretty
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It's crazy to think how close she was to being put down, and now she's the love of my grandparents' - and our entire family's - life. It's so worth it giving a special-needs cat a chance." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 26, 2020
(University of British Colombia)
 
 
 
Scientists at the No S*** Sherlock Institute determine that smoking, divorce and alcohol abuse are the factors most closely associated with dying
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sabre-rattling Greek navy fights back at Turkey's aggression ... by sinking an abandoned warship close to Turkish holiday islands in the Mediterranean. No word yet if decommissioned transport ship was able to fight back
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jersey to Trump: Sorry, we're closed
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Thu June 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
As things were looking up, the Eiffel Tower reopens in time to reclose
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Jr. is *so* close to understanding something important
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Set the controls for a close approach to the Sun
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(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
China's Three Gorges Dam close to becoming One Huge-Ass Gorge Non-Dam
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida restaurant closed for 1 day for typical Florida reason and 26 other violations
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Mon June 22, 2020
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
90-year-old comes out because he can't forget the man he fell in love with 70 years ago. And close the damn window, something just got into subby's eye
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Covid 19 means the borders are closed. American malingerers in Banff National park charged $1200 CAD. Or $20 American bucks
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I thought I was anti-racist. Then I looked closer at myself. Then more closely. Then, more closelier"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this close encounter of the 3rd kind
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hunter-seekers just got one step closer to reality
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
After three months Premier League is back. Relegation zone Aston Villa host Sheffield United who are aiming for Euro qualifying. Citeh faces Arsenal, Citeh holding onto second while the Gunners just need points. 1:00 pm EDT on NBC Sports
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Relatives of Ahmaud Arbery meet privately with Trump. According to spokesman, the closed-door meeting, which also included other victims' families, became "very contentious"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... two more months of $2,000 a month and the Canada/U.S. border closed until July 21st
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Pence steps out of closet long enough to appear on Fox and claim that the media opposes Trump's re-election, "present network excepted"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
We're one more step closer to The Jetsons
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kitty close-ups. Many Farkers see this every morning when they wake up and open their eyes
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That's not how this works. Not even close
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When Ben Gurion Airport closes its smoking booths it's serious business
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Solar Orbiter makes first close pass of the sun, getting as close as 48 million miles from surface. "We have never taken pictures of the sun from a closer distance than this"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New York may be forced to close again because everyone is being stupid
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Sat June 13, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada-US border is closed, yet those pesky Americans are still coming across
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why does Donald Trump drink a glass of water with two hands? (w/West Point video)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Damn stupid, check. Almost criminal... Getting closer
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
The most ready-for-Fark headline ever: Dolly Parton statue may replace KKK leader monument at the Tennessee capitol. Hero tag beats out, well, it was a real close thing
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Fri June 12, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
One reason many people like to go RVing is to get closer to nature
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Superconductivity via graphene is becoming closer to reality than magic
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those bus wheels are getting closer and closer to William Barr
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Beyonce close to inking a $100 million agreement to make three movies for Disney
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
While it's true that rats and rodents have become more aggressive in their search for food since restaurants have closed due to the pandemic, trying to eat a car engine still seems a tad....desperate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, Subby can take a selfie with all you people he doesn't want to get anywhere close to
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Apollo-gies)
 
 
 
What ancient Greek myths can teach us in the present day, including "don't fly too close to the Sun," "spring will come again," and "don't always try to be the centaur of attention"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
"Bears relocated after eating grain near Shelby". Either they need learn to chew with their mouths closed or Shelby needs to get a grip
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Willem Dafoe, actor, on making out with his close friend's wife for the movie Tommaso: "You know the rules. You're trying to help each other, you're playing make believe, it's like that. It's an intimacy that has to do with trying to make something"
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Friday Bundesliga action SC Freiburg host Borussia M'gladbach. Freiburg hope to keep near Europa qualifying while M'Gladbach want to close in on the chase for second place. Match starts at 2:30 PM EDT on FS2
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out that anti-gay closeted gay senators make his male escorts sign an NDA too. Looks like they're learning from Trump
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Former congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-Ussian) partners with former aide (removed by House for close ties to Russia) and the former VP of Flynn Intelligence to form a company to create a totally legit COVID-19 vaccine
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Apparently our election plans now are to close almost all the polling places so people wait hours in line during a pandemic
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ebay stock jumps on news we're trying to sell all that crap we found while cleaning out our closets in lockdown
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
Black man posts that he's now scared to walk home alone, so 75 of his closest friends from the neighborhood help him out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
London's call boxes are becoming caffeine oases
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Tue June 02, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's a major primary day as voters head to the polls in Maryland, DC, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, and Iowa. Vulnerable republicans like Steve King could lose to upstarts, and Democrats are vying for change. Polls are open now and close at 9PM ET
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Mon June 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you bet on pigeon racing to be the first sport to return to the UK, collect your winnings, punter
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
After a night of rioting and civil unrest, most state offices in Alabama are closed today. Fark: To celebrate the birthday of Jefferson Davis
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The surprise fourth season comes to a close with an invisibility belt and another Morty crisis for the whole family in Star Mort: Rickturn of the Jerri. Rick and Morty, 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you want to get close to Elon Musk now is a good time, it seems Satan is trying to make a deal with his partner. Weird tag meets its maker
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Never even winning your own division, let alone your own conference, let alone being in the playoffs, let alone being in the title game, means you're "About as close as you can possibly be" to winning a national title
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