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Fri July 30, 2021
		The amount of Greenland ice that melted on Tuesday could cover Florida in 2 inches of water or, in the more common unit, 8.7 Rhode Island-feet source: cnn.com \| share:	21
		The most powerful tidal-powered turbine in the world has started to generate electricity in Orkney. At least I think that's what they said. I suspect the place was inspiration for Qwghlm, so who knows. Looks cool, though source: bbc.com \| share:	6

Thu July 29, 2021
		How are your allergies this year? It's down to cities planting planting lots of male trees that produce pollen, rather than female trees that drop messy fruit source: axios.com \| share:	7
		California eyes desalination as a solution to fresh water problems, although some environmentalists are salty source: abc7.com \| share:	139
		Get used to hearing more about "mortality cost of carbon" source: phys.org \| share:	23
		Get used to hearing more about "mortality cost of carbon" source: phys.org \| share:	23
		If it becomes the norm, doesn't that mean it will not be extreme any more? source: theguardian.com \| share:	7
		If it becomes the norm, doesn't that mean it will not be extreme any more? source: theguardian.com \| share:	7

Wed July 28, 2021
		120°C is survivable in Death Valley, but a single 120°C day in Palm Beach would be a mass casualty event source: slate.com \| share:	57
		Don't farm insects. Besides doing little to ameliorate world's animal agriculture and climate change crises, you might be cruelly murdering millions of sentient beings, you morally bereft speciesist source: aeon.co \| share:	17
		Hey California, enjoying that air conditioning? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	249
		Heat domes such as that observed in the PNW and Canada would be impossible without global warming, states Captain Obvious source: phys.org \| share:	12
		Heat domes such as that observed in the PNW and Canada would be impossible without global warming, states Captain Obvious source: phys.org \| share:	12
		A Gnarly Brown Christmas? source: yahoo.com \| share:	7

Tue July 27, 2021
		We know how this ends source: gizmodo.com \| share:	19
		Siberia is burning: an area larger than one Connecticut but less than six Rhode Islands. And, like Leon, it's getting larger source: apnews.com \| share:	42

Mon July 26, 2021
		Warming rivers are killing hundreds of thousands of fish, imperiling industry and possibly leading to the total loss of fisheries. On the other hand, hey, auto-poached salmon source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	34
(Some Guy)		Today's contender for dumbest statement from a politician - "People tend to blame climate change" but the "true cause" is the "amount of wood" source: therecount.com \| share:	105
		In case you haven't noticed through the haze that has spread all the way to the East Coast, but the West Coast is still on fire ... and it's getting worse source: vox.com \| share:	90
		In case you haven't noticed through the haze that has spread all the way to the East Coast, but the West Coast is still on fire ... and it's getting worse source: vox.com \| share:	90

Sun July 25, 2021
		The upcoming apocalypse is going to be caused by... {spins wheel} Too few insects source: theguardian.com \| share:	39
		Chef says climate change can be tackled if you cook the way your momma did. Really? By microwaving Pathmark green beans? source: cnn.com \| share:	79
		Which insect repellent is best for children? Spoiler alert: None of them are very good at repelling children source: arcamax.com \| share:	68
		What would happen if Earth suddenly stopped spinning? Besides all of us being hurtled into space source: livescience.com \| share:	89
		Climate change leading to increasing power outages...coming to a generating station near y source: arstechnica.com \| share:	65

Sat July 24, 2021
		Family values Republicans source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	135
		Are tennis shoes killing the environment? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	32
		Apparently USA Today isn't doing phrasing anymore source: msn.com \| share:	19
		Not really sure what a "heat dome" is, but it certainly doesn't sound like something fun source: theguardian.com \| share:	199
		Not really sure what a "heat dome" is, but it certainly doesn't sound like something fun source: theguardian.com \| share:	199
		.....because if we don't save the coral reefs, who will? source: sciencealert.com \| share:	12
		.....because if we don't save the coral reefs, who will? source: sciencealert.com \| share:	12
		Cape Cod is now considered the shark capital of the world. Massachusetts Farkers wicked scared, still unable to drive source: the-sun.com \| share:	78

Fri July 23, 2021
		Water theft is now a thing. "Breaking into secure water stations, drilling into water lines, tapping into fire hydrants, using violence and threats against farmers, making off with truckloads of water for their crops under cover of darkness" source: cnn.com \| share:	87
		Certain Subways now to feature live tuna source: cnn.com \| share:	16

Thu July 22, 2021
		Jesse Watters can prove his idea by getting into a 150 degree sauna and remaining there for a week. So why hasn't he source: mediaite.com \| share:	78
		Astronomers know precisely what satellite megaconstellations are going to do to our sky and our planet. And industry is going to fight tooth-and-nail to do it anyway source: forbes.com \| share:	33
		Palaeontologists find unprecedented haul of squiggly wigglies and stalkie walkies in an English quarry source: bbc.com \| share:	8

Wed July 21, 2021
		GOP blocks infrastructure bill, promising they just need more time to write it. It should be finished sometime around mid-November 2022 source: cnn.com \| share:	74
		Canada's BC declares state of emergency as wildfires surge. Canada's Wizard of Id, Snuffy Smith, and The Family Circus still printing right along however source: aljazeera.com \| share:	34
		Your frat brother who can't find work with his MBA needs a gig? Chief Purpose Officer source: axios.com \| share:	19
		Your frat brother who can't find work with his MBA needs a gig? Chief Purpose Officer source: axios.com \| share:	19
		Top coral scientists demand we no longer stay in the house source: theconversation.com \| share:	8
		Top coral scientists demand we no longer stay in the house source: theconversation.com \| share:	8
		What is your favorite fish? source: fark.com \| share:	60
		Climate change denial gets harder when New York City, around 2800 miles from the West Coast, is covered in smoke from the West Coast fires source: msn.com \| share:	23
		Today's fatal flash flooding brought to you from Henan Province, China source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	59

Tue July 20, 2021
(Some Plague)		15,000 year old viruses released from Tibetan glacier ice. Probably source: news.osu.edu \| share:	17
		Gangs attacking protected gorillas in National Park source: phys.org \| share:	16
		Republicans set to pull the football from Democrats at the last minute, again source: nydailynews.com \| share:	104
(Some Guy)		If your frustrations about the filibuster have you doubting if elections have consequences, consider this: We are going from people at the EPA who doubted that climate change was real to officials at Treasury who consider it a "systemic risk" source: businesshala.com \| share:	28
(Colorado Rules)		Bowing to the powerful jet ski lobby, Colorado River managers decide to keep Lake Powell full by draining 3 other lakes with fewer Spring Break reservations source: coloradosun.com \| share:	97
		1A) Wait until fall - heatstroke is for suckers and those unicorn-types with 3% body fat source: npr.org \| share:	19
		The most boring farking movie in existence? source: fark.com \| share:	196
		Jeff Bezos admits that, yes, billionaires who use their fortunes to fund space adventures instead of addressing issues like poverty and climate change are pretty much narcissistic A-holes. But what are you gonna do about it, write him a bad review? source: cnn.com \| share:	368

Mon July 19, 2021
		The best argument for bacon you'll see today source: upi.com \| share:	21
		The best argument for bacon you'll see today source: upi.com \| share:	21
		Germany and Belgium unprepared for sudden gush of moisture, while the land of dikes next door just rolled with it source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		Generate Capital lives up to its name source: cnbc.com \| share:	1
		Between 2019's wildfires destroying many vineyards, 2020's grapes all tasty "smoky", a "freakishly" dry winter in 2021, and insurance companies refusing to issue vineyard policies anymore, wine-making in CA's Napa Valley may soon be thing of the past source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	35
		I'm rather nonplussed about this source: cnn.com \| share:	20

Sat July 17, 2021
(Some Guy)		The most important thing to learn about dealing with people who deny science is that you probably do it, too source: nextavenue.org \| share:	202
(Some Guy)		The most important thing to learn about dealing with people who deny science is that you probably do it, too source: nextavenue.org \| share:	202
		What's behind the deadly and devastating flooding in Europe? That big global myth that's been disproven by that one guy on YouTube who has to keep his identity secret to keep himself protected, obviously source: vox.com \| share:	16

Fri July 16, 2021
		I think we broke the planet source: kfgo.com \| share:	55
		I'd like to subscribe to Greenland's newsletter source: cbc.ca \| share:	8
		Not to be outdone by their southern neighbor, Oregon is now on fire as well source: apnews.com \| share:	39
		GOP: Schumer set up us the bomb source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	80
		The trees left alone, the trees left alone, hi-ho the derry-o, the trees left alone source: cbsnews.com \| share:	10

Thu July 15, 2021
		What the myths about Easter Island get wrong. These guys don't even address bunnies laying eggs source: sciencedaily.com \| share:	11
		What the myths about Easter Island get wrong. These guys don't even address bunnies laying eggs source: sciencedaily.com \| share:	11
		Worst Urban Heat? Phoenix, Las Vegas, Reno don't even make the list source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		Worst Urban Heat? Phoenix, Las Vegas, Reno don't even make the list source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a fox terrorize a chicken coop, may "give" Biden a bipartisan win source: politico.com \| share:	55
		Russia starts building giant icebreakers since they can't carry on a normal conversation source: ibtimes.com \| share:	44
		Why yes, anti-vaxxers would rather die than accept science. Nature seems to be ok with that source: forbes.com \| share:	116
		Why yes, anti-vaxxers would rather die than accept science. Nature seems to be ok with that source: forbes.com \| share:	116
		UK demands a $3 billion sugar tax to improve the fatness source: theguardian.com \| share:	50

Wed July 14, 2021
		If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you toxic lakes, make batteries source: vice.com \| share:	68
		Amazon rainforest now emits as much CO2 as all of Japan. Yes, emits source: theguardian.com \| share:	80
		Senate Democrats announce that they've negotiated with themselves and reached a $3.5 TRILLION budget agreement. Up next: Free unicorns for all, interstates made out of licorice, and everyone gets Morgan Fairchild as a girlfriend source: npr.org \| share:	200
		Richard Branson believes that there's room for billionaires to do both space travel and put their money to good use tackling problems on Earth. He's still only going to do the space travel thing though source: today.com \| share:	100
		Infrastructure Week is finally here source: thehill.com \| share:	101

Tue July 13, 2021
		Remorhaz larvae are emerging. Roll for initiative source: npr.org \| share:	13
		Bootleg fire threatens California's power supply, still has surprisingly good sound quality source: abc7news.com \| share:	53
		Looks like we have about nine years to start building our own arks source: livescience.com \| share:	27
(Some Guy)		Who's funding the Critical Race Theory hysteria? An obscure foundation with no website and whose founder keeps a low public profile source: popular.info \| share:	85
		The western US is becoming a desert, and the solution to its lack of water is basically the same as the one in "Dune." Also, now might be a good time to learn how to walk non-rhythmically across open ground source: slate.com \| share:	70

Mon July 12, 2021
		Apparently archaeologists believe Shackleton could hold his breath a really long time, as they search for his Endurance under the Antarctic Ocean source: livescience.com \| share:	6
		Science has determined that climate change has altered human physiology, and not just because your fast ass is laying around the house to avoid 120 degree heat source: itv.com \| share:	6
		The incipient rise in sea level may worsen existing Bay Area inequities. Bright side: more human poop may be washed away source: eurekalert.org \| share:	3
		Bill Gates gave a speech on climate change at Idaho billionaires conference. FARK: so many bizjets flew in the FAA had to stop arrivals source: avweb.com \| share:	30
		Break out the sweaters, Temps in Death Valley are dropping to a mere 120-125 source: usatoday.com \| share:	25
		Nine in ten Americans agree the climate is changing. Six out of ten acknowledge that people are at fault ... and yet we still aren't doing nearly enough to slow it down, much less stop it source: today.yougov.com \| share:	45
		Nine in ten Americans agree the climate is changing. Six out of ten acknowledge that people are at fault ... and yet we still aren't doing nearly enough to slow it down, much less stop it source: today.yougov.com \| share:	45

Sun July 11, 2021
		Sixty years of climate change warnings: the signs that were missed (and ignored because people didn't want to hear it) source: theguardian.com \| share:	59
		Sixty years of climate change warnings: the signs that were missed (and ignored because people didn't want to hear it) source: theguardian.com \| share:	59
		Aaaaand...here comes the rubber apocalypse source: cnbc.com \| share:	45

Sat July 10, 2021
		When we wanted hot muscles at the beach, this isn't what we meant source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		Climate change is raisin hell with California vineyards source: ktla.com \| share:	55
		Why the new Dune movie could be a disaster... brought to you by the Heritage Foundation source: heritage.org \| share:	152

Fri July 09, 2021
		Governor ends Montana's membership in climate change coalition, one week after declaring statewide drought emergency as nine wildfires already burn in what's expected to be historic fire year source: usnews.com \| share:	40
		"You live in a desert. Understand that? You live in a f-ing desert. Nothing grows here. Nothing's gonna grow here. Come here, you see this? This is sand. You know what it's gonna be 100 years from now? IT'S GONNA BE SAND" source: theguardian.com \| share:	157
		These bizarre dinosaurs rapidly shrank to become ant-eaters the size of a chicken. No word from the incredibly strange creatures who stopped living and became mixed-up zombies source: livescience.com \| share:	7
		"Climate policy isn't about imagining a spectrum from left to right and finding the sweet spot in the middle. It's a zero-sum battle with physics that doesn't give a damn about who's laughing with whom" source: commondreams.org \| share:	214
		"Climate policy isn't about imagining a spectrum from left to right and finding the sweet spot in the middle. It's a zero-sum battle with physics that doesn't give a damn about who's laughing with whom" source: commondreams.org \| share:	214

Thu July 08, 2021
		ICBMs are inherently destabilizing, redundant and way too expensive... we need to get rid of em and do something else source: thebulletin.org \| share:	92
		Biden: "We're not asking them to do anything that is unfair. We're just not going to subsidize them anymore" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	259
		Admire someone else's well-received short story, but not clever or talented enough to write anything like it on your own? No worries, just convince Slate to let you write an article explaining how it was really all about you, but not really source: slate.com \| share:	36
		New poll from the Romero Institute shows the majority of Americans think police don't treat everyone equally source: usatoday.com \| share:	46
		Baby shark has friends dododododo. Mommy shark has friends dododododo. Daddy shark has... anyway, apparently sharks form years-long friendships source: msn.com \| share:	4

Wed July 07, 2021
		"We're all Joe Manchin right now." Gross source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	33
(Some Guy)		"If the wealthy had ever planned to save our species from the coming climate catastrophe, they would be doing so now, and we would be watching them do it" source: neuburger.substack.com \| share:	72
(Some Guy)		"If the wealthy had ever planned to save our species from the coming climate catastrophe, they would be doing so now, and we would be watching them do it" source: neuburger.substack.com \| share:	72
(Some Guy)		Best start planning for the worst case scenarios if you get any of your water from the Colorado River source: kunm.org \| share:	107
		To stop climate change, everyone has to go to prison, accept 20g chocolate ration increase, and in the case of farkers, up clothes washing to 20 times annually source: reason.com \| share:	71
		To stop climate change, everyone has to go to prison, accept 20g chocolate ration increase, and in the case of farkers, up clothes washing to 20 times annually source: reason.com \| share:	71
		Ron Johnson tells gathering of like-minded idiots that climate change is "bullshiat" source: cnn.com \| share:	66
		Ron Johnson tells gathering of like-minded idiots that climate change is "bullshiat" source: cnn.com \| share:	66

Tue July 06, 2021
		Not since feeding mayonnaise to tuna fish in the can has there been such a bold idea source: gizmodo.com \| share:	22
		Do you want to be a good ancestor or have fun here and now? source: vox.com \| share:	9
		Climate science for Farkers : Let's raise our glasses to the Aussie brewery battling global warming : "It's a bit dorky, a bit weird, but also a bit cool" source: bbc.com \| share:	10

Mon July 05, 2021
		Well bye source: cbc.ca \| share:	10
		Why do progressives hate the military spending? source: motherjones.com \| share:	121

Sun July 04, 2021
		The Oil companies knew about climate change 60 years ago and allowed it to happen source: theguardian.com \| share:	50
		The Oil companies knew about climate change 60 years ago and allowed it to happen source: theguardian.com \| share:	50
		Ticks and poison ivy are on the rise, so be prepared to stay inside source: axios.com \| share:	70
		National Review finally gets something right source: msn.com \| share:	19
		"Shocked climate scientists are wondering how even worst-case scenarios failed to predict such furnace-like conditions so far north" source: theguardian.com \| share:	61

Fri July 02, 2021
		Summer 2020: Man, that was a hellscape. Summer 2021: HOLD MAH BEER source: axios.com \| share:	40
		Summer 2020: Man, that was a hellscape. Summer 2021: HOLD MAH BEER source: axios.com \| share:	40

Thu July 01, 2021
		Exxon lobbyists caught on tape bragging about how they're working to undermine Biden's efforts to fight climate change. Fark: And that Joe Manchin is one of their key weapons in doing it source: npr.org \| share:	96
		Headline sounds a little pathetic, but this man's overall art project sounds really, really cool source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	6
		'Edible insect farmer' calls their crops 'big lumps of protein,' although detractors say the process isn't exactly cricket source: aljazeera.com \| share:	55
		'Edible insect farmer' calls their crops 'big lumps of protein,' although detractors say the process isn't exactly cricket source: aljazeera.com \| share:	55
		Elon: since I've got enough cash for all the hookers and blow I'll ever need, I'll mine my own lithium too source: msn.com \| share:	17
		Hear me out: Gigantic fans source: vox.com \| share:	17
		Hear me out: Gigantic fans source: vox.com \| share:	17
		The Weather Channel is now the Climate Change Channel source: variety.com \| share:	46
		The Weather Channel is now the Climate Change Channel source: variety.com \| share:	46

Wed June 30, 2021
		How did one small town in Canada get hotter than even Las Vegas has ever been? source: theguardian.com \| share:	41
		100 fire experts explain patiently to Americans that 4th of July fireworks and historic drought with heatwave are not a good combination for celebrations source: theconversation.com \| share:	60
		100 fire experts explain patiently to Americans that 4th of July fireworks and historic drought with heatwave are not a good combination for celebrations source: theconversation.com \| share:	60
		11-year-old girl comes up with an idea to fit wind turbines to electric cars, charging the cars' batteries as they're driven along, turning each car into a perpetual motion machine. You may scoff, but someone wants to give her an award. Not Newton however source: kentonline.co.uk \| share:	349
		The Northwestern heat wave is melting GOP denialism of climate change source: politico.com \| share:	76
		The Northwestern heat wave is melting GOP denialism of climate change source: politico.com \| share:	76

Tue June 29, 2021
		Pakistan manages to out-hipster Portland, with some brisk 126F weather source: the-sun.com \| share:	31
		Pakistan manages to out-hipster Portland, with some brisk 126F weather source: the-sun.com \| share:	31
		♫ Bovine mud killed the filter-feed stars source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	2
		The heat wave in the Pacific Northwest is being described as a "Once in a Millenium" event. So, yeah, about that source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	34
		The heat wave in the Pacific Northwest is being described as a "Once in a Millenium" event. So, yeah, about that source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	34
		Another cost of global warming: Roads are getting destroyed by the heat source: sfgate.com \| share:	71
		Another cost of global warming: Roads are getting destroyed by the heat source: sfgate.com \| share:	71

Mon June 28, 2021
		Can't take the heat in Seattle today? Cool down near Jeff Bezos' Balls source: cnbc.com \| share:	26
		Will the Magic Mikes pelvic thrust their way to victory or will the Habs' French accents seduce the win? Will Nick Suzuki show the Nature of Things is an end to Canada's Cup drought or will Tampa's climate change be too much? JSC Finals @ 8pm ET, SUP source: nhl.com \| share:	541
		Pope Francis: Hey Blinken. Blinken: Did you just say "Abe Lincoln"? Pope: No I didn't say "Abe Lincoln", I said "Hey Blinken" you wanna see the Sistine Chapel? source: apnews.com \| share:	36
		♫ ♬ It's like a heat wave / Burning in my heart / Can't keep from crying / It's tearing me apart ♫ ♬ source: gizmodo.com \| share:	89
		Toyota: "We do not believe it is appropriate to judge members of Congress solely based on their votes on the electoral certification" source: axios.com \| share:	152

Sun June 27, 2021
		Senator under fire for membership at all-white country club. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. Look, I'll save you some time; he has "white" right there in his name source: thehill.com \| share:	57

Sat June 26, 2021
		Snakes. Why does it always gotta be snakes? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	28
		Why some biologists and ecologists think social media is a risk to humanity. Not news aggregators, you'll note source: vox.com \| share:	19
		Why some biologists and ecologists think social media is a risk to humanity. Not news aggregators, you'll note source: vox.com \| share:	19

Fri June 25, 2021
		There's a lot going on here. I don't know where to begin - source: livescience.com \| share:	42
		Nice old man makes mean old men "look like f'ing idiots" source: politico.com \| share:	62

Thu June 24, 2021
		Trolls and QAnoners are working together to start drought-induced extremist terrorism source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	86

Wed June 23, 2021
		The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but they won't be bringing any coconuts source: phys.org \| share:	7
		Draft UN climate report leaked. TL;DR: Planet's boned source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	206
		Draft UN climate report leaked. TL;DR: Planet's boned source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	206
		Why don't Americans see racial wealth gaps? Mainly because poor folk and rich folk don't live anywhere near each other source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	80
		Working the program? An ample supply of hash? Lots of cold showers and hot coffee? source: phys.org \| share:	0
		A little nightmare fuel anyone? source: gizmodo.com \| share:	10
		"What if you spent your whole life trying to save the planet, only to realize you may have done far more harm than good?" That's deep, man source: quillette.com \| share:	201

Tue June 22, 2021
		SimCity did it source: phys.org \| share:	6
		BP practicing its "We're sorry" speech source: independent.co.uk \| share:	22
		How cows destroyed an entire marine ecosystem in California. Worst Far Side cartoon ever source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	9
		Scientists warn Covid-19 could be transmitted from us into animals, mutate around there for a little while, and then jump back into humans to push us all the way back to pandemic square one. Somebody better tell Ozzy not to bite any bats anytime soon source: wired.co.uk \| share:	14
		Future wood today helps guarantees happy endings for years to come source: eurekalert.org \| share:	7
		Future wood today helps guarantees happy endings for years to come source: eurekalert.org \| share:	7
		Can you really change someone's mind? Here comes the science source: salon.com \| share:	55

Mon June 21, 2021
		Refinery that made it rain oil, is shutting down because of the expense of making it rain oil source: cnn.com \| share:	15
		Federal officials and farmers in Oregon can't agree on fish or chips source: cnn.com \| share:	29
(Some Guy)		How to create a supervillain. Step one: Be Candace Owens source: ganso.substack.com \| share:	84
		Macau beefs up its casino rules in an effort to keep the whales fat, dragon happy, and Vegas sharks on board source: malaysia.news.yahoo.com \| share:	7
		Climate change is affecting dinosaurs' evolution, future source: phys.org \| share:	1

Sat June 19, 2021
		Last week: Maine has a Lobster shortage so you have to pay $30 for a Lobster Roll. This week: Maine has a Lobster boom but we're still going to charge you $30 for a sandwich because reasons source: nationalgeographic.com \| share:	40

Fri June 18, 2021
		What to expect when you're expecting wildfires out the wazoo this year in the West source: theverge.com \| share:	34
		What to expect when you're expecting wildfires out the wazoo this year in the West source: theverge.com \| share:	34
		Crack open a tall one as you read the science on why you want to crack open a tall one source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	6
		The Red Cross wants to suck your blood source: axios.com \| share:	55
		Get ready to pay more in rent source: axios.com \| share:	30
		Let's listen to Louie Gohmert and change Earth's orbit. Scientists run down the list of ways we could do this source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	29
		Florida election supervisors can't make any sense of the new voting law. That's the point of it, right? source: axios.com \| share:	30
		Some "super-emitter" trash dumps operated by US landfill companies like Republic Services and Waste Management are leaking methane at rates as high as 600% of the estimates from the EPA. Your Uncle Fred impressed, yet unsettled source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	7

Thu June 17, 2021
		National Post misunderstands the Trudeau-Macron dynamic. Trudeau is Dean as in Dean Winchester and Macron is Sam source: nationalpost.com \| share:	42
		Coming next decade to a passenger jet near you: 'Open Rotor' turbofans, less emissions and more efficient at splattering incoming birds source: thedrive.com \| share:	32

Wed June 16, 2021
		As disinfectant, maybe source: pressherald.com \| share:	12
		Traders see carbon becoming a bigger market than crude oil and that's a new opportunity for global graft and corruption they can believe in source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	20
		Traders see carbon becoming a bigger market than crude oil and that's a new opportunity for global graft and corruption they can believe in source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	20
		Republicans are more likely to believe in climate change or really anything at all if it's presented by a gruff-talking general saying it's a national security problem source: phys.org \| share:	49
		Republicans are more likely to believe in climate change or really anything at all if it's presented by a gruff-talking general saying it's a national security problem source: phys.org \| share:	49
		Texans urged to cut back on cooking and cleaning in order to leave more electricity for mining Bitcoin source: theguardian.com \| share:	278
		Biden and Putin shake hands. This story brought to you by CNN source: cnn.com \| share:	50
		Did Senator John Barrasso just threaten to assassinate the president? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	60

Tue June 15, 2021
		Hazing Ritual, 2021: New guy gets to stand guard all day holding the heavy-ass anti-drone cannon source: thedrive.com \| share:	57

Mon June 14, 2021
		Today's anti-climate change "But it'll ruin the economy" vote brought to you by...checks headline...Swaziland. Wait, Switzerland? source: bbc.com \| share:	13
		Australia provides the wold with a glimpse of the impending Disney dystopia source: phys.org \| share:	9
		NATO leaders are set to agree that China presents security risk. Don't expect Putin to take losing some of the spotlight in stride source: theguardian.com \| share:	38
		Tell the boss to suck it. Here comes the science source: cntraveler.com \| share:	9

Sun June 13, 2021
		The UK is committed to climate change but not funding it source: theguardian.com \| share:	24

Sat June 12, 2021
		Mel Brooks' "History of the World Part I" also debuted 40 years ago today. It's still good to be the king, but we're waiting for Part II as well source: salon.com \| share:	57

Fri June 11, 2021
		The water wars are starting and if the Branch Dildoians have any say, it'll be parched earth, dead fish, and water for the people who deserve it above all others source: cnn.com \| share:	179
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why Louis Vuitton suddenly cares about the logging business. Subby's guessing we're all going to be dressing like lumberjacks next year source: slate.com \| share:	27
		Oh noes we have another Coke-loving President: Off-duty Joe Biden dresses down in running shoes, goes to hotel bar to unwind at G7 summit and only sips a Coke source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	59
		Cat pee may be the secret to the hydrogen future and don't think they don't know it source: thedrive.com \| share:	25
		Best Korea's L'li Kim calls K-Pop a 'vicious cancer' but still can't understand why DON'T THEY LIKE MEEE? source: yahoo.com \| share:	17
		Tucker Carlson and a fellow incel says AOC and other women who don't want kids "have the minds of children" source: mediaite.com \| share:	196
		Dem Rep Ted Lieu say he will sponsor a bipartisan resolution to ask Captain Marvel to change Earth's orbit to fix climate change source: twitter.com \| share:	98

Thu June 10, 2021
		Investors with $41tril behind them ask the G-7 to stop subsidizing fossil fuels, mostly because they can afford it source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	15
		Investors with $41tril behind them ask the G-7 to stop subsidizing fossil fuels, mostly because they can afford it source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	15
		Scottsdale (51-47 Biden): When we demanded care for undocumented immigrants, we didn't mean to have it in our back yard. Harrumph source: ricochet.com \| share:	75
		Global treaty to regulate plastic is coming to a landfill near you source: nationalgeographic.com \| share:	59

Wed June 09, 2021
		The federal government is contributing to climate change, needs to get rid of its energy wasting marijuana ban source: theweek.com \| share:	32
		World's most endangered seals were once widespread in Australia. But then Australia happened source: phys.org \| share:	2

Tue June 08, 2021
		Ocean's 5 source: nationalgeographic.com \| share:	20
		Remember all those terrible last minute rules that Trump instituted that Congress could reverse if they acted in time? Guess what? source: yahoo.com \| share:	55
		NASA is setting its sights on Venus again. Probably has something to do with Serena's recent showing at the French Open source: slate.com \| share:	37

Mon June 07, 2021
		Biden's first foreign presidential trip is about to take place. World leaders are reportedly confused about how to handle a U.S. president who isn't pushing them aside to get to the front of a photo op or throwing cross-armed tantrums during meetings source: npr.org \| share:	48
(Some Concerned Scientist)		Next time someone tells you your EV is coal powered, you can send them here source: blog.ucsusa.org \| share:	71
		Hoover Dam is not doing its dam job source: usatoday.com \| share:	101
		Death by Primordial Black Hole source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	16

Sun June 06, 2021
		N. K. Jemisin gets a seven-figure deal to adapt her three-time Hugo award-winning Broken Earth trilogy for the big screen source: syfy.com \| share:	19

Sat June 05, 2021
		Authorities on the Italian island of Sardinia are X-raying tourists luggage as they leave to check for illegal contraband ... sand source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	39
		Authorities on the Italian island of Sardinia are X-raying tourists luggage as they leave to check for illegal contraband ... sand source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	39
		Finally someone to point out the source of all evil and everything that ails the modern condition: clocks source: noemamag.com \| share:	62
		I can't sea. Maybe it is, maybe it's snot. Sea snot on the sea, sure source: news.sky.com \| share:	5
		Confused by TikTok slang, Grandpa? Well, move that onion aside and sit down and we'll 'splain it to you, you old cheugy source: usatoday.com \| share:	27

Fri June 04, 2021
		JPMorgan Chase grows a calculated pair source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	33
		Senate Dems want to 'go big' after parliamentarian decision source: thehill.com \| share:	86
		Remember the Castle Fire in California last year? Turns out it killed about 10% of the world's giant Sequoias source: npr.org \| share:	41

Thu June 03, 2021
		Ben Nelson, former Nebraska Dem who helped kneecap Obamacare, says bipartisanship is a lost cause source: nbcnews.com \| share:	28
		North Atlantic right whales are shrinking and it's all our fault. North Atlantic left whales still remain the same size. Whereabouts of left sharks unknown source: gizmodo.com \| share:	9
		New White House science adviser wants the vaccine ready to fight the next pandemic in 100 days. What's he not telling us? source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	12
(Some Guy)		We're more in love with our mythology than our history source: dailymontanan.com \| share:	82
		farting noises source: townhall.com \| share:	93
		Robert Mueller is coming out of retirement to teach a class on his special counsel investigation. Students likely not to receive definitive grades source: axios.com \| share:	57

Wed June 02, 2021
		'Green steel' is not bio-porn or Green Lantern fanfic but it could help build Australia's exports to heroic levels source: theconversation.com \| share:	10

Tue June 01, 2021
		Harris trying to finesse one of the few issues Republicans successfully demagogue source: cnn.com \| share:	43
		Polly wanted to get the fark away from us source: theguardian.com \| share:	6

Sun May 30, 2021
		Lithuanian city built 'portal' to another city to help keep people connected.GLaDOS unavailable for comment source: theverge.com \| share:	28
		How do you convince coal miners and petrolheads of the value of renewables? Give them a ride in a Tesla source: msn.com \| share:	124

Sat May 29, 2021
		They are a small, a very small, number of conservatives that are actually concerned about climate change and aren't afraid to admit it source: nbcnews.com \| share:	74
		They are a small, a very small, number of conservatives that are actually concerned about climate change and aren't afraid to admit it source: nbcnews.com \| share:	74

Fri May 28, 2021
		Australia: Where everything is trying to kill you. England: Hold my tea (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	22
		63% of Lake Meade is gone already. To celebrate its memory let's take a tour inside the Hoover Dam before the bats and homeless people move in source: azcentral.com \| share:	113

Thu May 27, 2021
		So THIS is what happens when the oil hits the anus source: cbc.ca \| share:	8
		So THIS is what happens when the oil hits the anus source: cbc.ca \| share:	8
		Sturgeon looking to go Green. Frank still hasn't got the door source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	12
		The National Weather Service announces its new normal source: ncei.noaa.gov \| share:	6
		New Zealand's alpine-loving kea parrot is smarter than most humans source: phys.org \| share:	9

Wed May 26, 2021
		Dutch court orders Shell to take ahold of their rudder and steer away from climate change disaster source: politico.eu \| share:	18
		Exxon to quit ignoring climate change activists, to now begin ignoring own board members source: cnn.com \| share:	5

Mon May 24, 2021
		3,520,843... 3,520,844... squawk squawk squawk...3 million ten hundred... dammit.... one... two source: cnn.com \| share:	1
		Biden to create a way to funnel even more money from blue states to red states source: axios.com \| share:	41

Sat May 22, 2021
		Democrats are increasingly nervous that Biden actually means what he says when he talks about bipartisanship source: vox.com \| share:	225

Fri May 21, 2021
		"I am not removing my mask until this horrendous pollen season is over" source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	24

Thu May 20, 2021
		Google's MUM is making search worse by making it easier, walking in on you as soon as you type in "porn" source: qz.com \| share:	14
		Just because you are "on the spectrum" doesn't mean you aren't an asshole source: nypost.com \| share:	101

Wed May 19, 2021
		Old and busted: raging forest fires from climate change. New hotness: "zombie fires" or fires that never go out because of climate change source: theguardian.com \| share:	23
		World's largest iceberg breaks off Antarctic ice shelf. Titanic unavailable for comment source: newscientist.com \| share:	28
		"I'm career-focused with a loving partner and active social life. I'm in my 30s, have siblings, but my mother puts pressure on me to provide her with grandkids. The guilt, the sobbing, and the emotional manipulation is enough for me to not. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	33

Tue May 18, 2021
		The IEA says we have to shut down all future fossil fuel projects now if we want a chance at net-zero carbon emissions by 2050. China enjoys a coal-fired sensible chuckle source: phys.org \| share:	25
		New study conducted by the notorious tree-huggers at the London School of Economics says 20 petrochemical companies are responsible for 55% of the world's single-use plastic waste source: cnbc.com \| share:	30
		New study conducted by the notorious tree-huggers at the London School of Economics says 20 petrochemical companies are responsible for 55% of the world's single-use plastic waste source: cnbc.com \| share:	30
(TVO)		Insurance rates are going up because you decided to ignore climate change. So open those wallets Boomers source: tvo.org \| share:	11

Mon May 17, 2021
		Blinken reaches out to Denmark. Promises not to ask them if they'll sell Greenland source: apnews.com \| share:	19
		This headline asks a question, and the answer is a "Nooooooooooooooo" that would put Darth Vader to shame source: euronews.com \| share:	17

Sun May 16, 2021
		As if we haven't figured it out already, the Earth's stratosphere is shrinking because of greenhouse gas emissions source: msn.com \| share:	16
		As if we haven't figured it out already, the Earth's stratosphere is shrinking because of greenhouse gas emissions source: msn.com \| share:	16
		God as my witness, I didn't know whales could fly source: theday.com \| share:	34
		A rash of beehive thefts has hit the French beekeeping community and the victims suspect their fellow beekeepers because who the fark else would want thousands of bees? source: npr.org \| share:	42

Sat May 15, 2021
		Orange-eyed owl spotted for first time in over a century. Ya rly source: foxnews.com \| share:	10
(Some Guy)		The Atlantic Meridonial Overturning Circulation is collapsing and will kill us all source: sandhillsexpress.com \| share:	19

Fri May 14, 2021
		Some archaeologists believe it was fabric, not food, that led to the Agricultural Revolution source: aeon.co \| share:	31
		Separating information from misinformation is hard work. But it is possible source: forbes.com \| share:	13
		Get ready for billions of cicadas to darken the skies source: salon.com \| share:	43
		ExxonMobil tries to victim blame every citizen for climate change source: vox.com \| share:	18
		ExxonMobil tries to victim blame every citizen for climate change source: vox.com \| share:	18

Thu May 13, 2021
		There is now proof Jeebus may have been a shark other than the fact that there were no jets 2021 years ago source: eurekalert.org \| share:	5

Tue May 11, 2021
(Some "Institute")		Headline:"We cannot build an economy on lies." Article: A whole lot of lies source: mises.org \| share:	77
		It should always make you suspicious when a news article quotes "progressive groups" that you've never heard of. This is often the equivalent of "some people say." It's a cheap way of stirring up shiat "normally" source: politico.com \| share:	50
		Louisiana's Gov wants his state to go carbon neutral. Which is about as likely as Texas going vegan source: npr.org \| share:	26

Mon May 10, 2021
		Biden administration launches task force to ensure scientific decisions are free from political influence. GOP launches investigation into if Biden weighs more than a duck source: kxly.com \| share:	41
(Popular Info)		You'll be shocked to know that Corporate PACs are already planning to sweep January 6th under the rug so they can resume donations to insurrectionist Republicans again source: popular.info \| share:	36
		(only applicable in Democratic administrations) source: apnews.com \| share:	17

Sun May 09, 2021
		There's a tapioca pearl shortage for bubble tea now, all thanks to the Ever Given. Life is officially over as we know it source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	25
		♫ Just goin' for a bike ride in the coulees, me and my friend and NOPE NOPE NOPE ♫ source: calgary.ctvnews.ca \| share:	32

Fri May 07, 2021
		The beer of the future is ready for millennials, and it's not avocado flavored source: earther.gizmodo.com \| share:	30
		Thanks to the pandemic, we now have us a chicken wing shortage source: vox.com \| share:	37

Thu May 06, 2021
		Calls to shut down Rotterdam's experimental "floating farm" after two cows fall into the water, creating a hilarious new Far Side cartoon source: yahoo.com \| share:	19
		UN condemns Taco Tuesday source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	42
		UN condemns Taco Tuesday source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	42
		With the clouds of covid breaking, solar's again looking brighter source: cnbc.com \| share:	11

Wed May 05, 2021
		Garden of Eden threatened by sewage, which is why its a bad idea to give away your flaming sword source: aljazeera.com \| share:	17
		Germany aims for zero emissions by 2045, which means there's only twenty-four years left for the sauerkraut industry source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	29
		Grandparents explained source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	4
		Welcome to the new housing bubble source: axios.com \| share:	32
		Since 1900, yearly rainfall in the US has gone from Ben Shapiro's wife to Cardi B source: noaa.gov \| share:	12

Tue May 04, 2021
		Biden to phase out the incandescent bulbs of the HVAC world. Conservatives to begin huffing freon in 3, 2, 1 source: theverge.com \| share:	50
		Biden to phase out the incandescent bulbs of the HVAC world. Conservatives to begin huffing freon in 3, 2, 1 source: theverge.com \| share:	50
		Elon Musk: Tony Stark for real, potentially shiatshow SNL host, and space welfare mom buying vodak with food stamps source: axios.com \| share:	27
		Forcing the diplomats of every other country to undergo COVID tests via anal swab may not have been the best decision after all source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	31
		You'd think an article about feral donkeys digging wells in the desert would be boring. You'd think wrong source: theconversation.com \| share:	12
		Wine that went to space is up for auction with a $1 million price tag. Vintners as yet won't promise you will become elastic, turn invisible, ignite, or turn into a lovable gruff orange rock pile source: apnews.com \| share:	5
		"Tucker Carlson, segregationist housewife." LOL, oh, Lordy, I'm dyin' here source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	63
		"Scientists scramble to see why, in rare cases, even the vaccinated can get COVID-19." Wait, you mean I can't go back to my hobby of licking bus hang straps? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	19
		Arizona republicans are trying to bring racism to climate change source: motherjones.com \| share:	43

Mon May 03, 2021
		The largest historical restoration project in North America is doomed to be claimed by the angry sea, yaarrrrrr source: theweathernetwork.com \| share:	9
		The largest historical restoration project in North America is doomed to be claimed by the angry sea, yaarrrrrr source: theweathernetwork.com \| share:	9
		"Decades ahead of his time:" the rehabilitation of Jimmy Carter's Presidency begins source: theguardian.com \| share:	128

Sat May 01, 2021
		Dare we hope? source: theguardian.com \| share:	16
		Dare we hope? source: theguardian.com \| share:	16
		It's looking more and more like "Waterworld" may end up being a documentary source: cnn.com \| share:	40
		It's looking more and more like "Waterworld" may end up being a documentary source: cnn.com \| share:	40

Fri April 30, 2021
		US Fish and Wildlife Service crew caught a 240-lb, 6'10" sturgeon last week, believed to have been hatched prior to the 1920s source: usatoday.com \| share:	59
		'The polar bear became his one true love' - I'll take Unfortunate Epitaphs for $500, Alex source: thestar.com \| share:	16
		Native Americans are being blocked from getting Green jobs source: usatoday.com \| share:	37

Thu April 29, 2021
		Sad news: Germany's highest court rules that the government's climate change law violates rights. Spiffy news: Because they aren't tough enough and push the responsibility onto the next generation source: bbc.com \| share:	10
		Scientists have found a simple way to kill zombies, even an army of them. And it all comes down to soap source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	8
		Ethereum hits a new high, becomes the new magic beenz source: cnbc.com \| share:	38
		Standing at the podium as president after a political career of 40 years, Biden showed he has a patience few politicians possess, yet his speech was distinctly impatient, calling for immediate action, almost as if he feels "the fierce urgency of now" source: cnn.com \| share:	295
		Wasps are valuable for ecosystems, economy and human health. Doesn't mean they're not still sting-y jerks with wings though source: phys.org \| share:	4
		Catholic priest fully embraces science over mythology and fear. That's the joke source: nbcnews.com \| share:	84

Wed April 28, 2021
		Bank loans create 700 times more emissions than offices: Study. But don't bank loans happen in offices? source: aljazeera.com \| share:	5
		Bank loans create 700 times more emissions than offices: Study. But don't bank loans happen in offices? source: aljazeera.com \| share:	5

Tue April 27, 2021
		Soon corn will be flushing substances from your water instead of being one source: phys.org \| share:	7
		Maisie Williams is the WWF's new climate change ambassador, and she'll suplex you if you don't try to save the whales source: metro.co.uk \| share:	66
		Maisie Williams is the WWF's new climate change ambassador, and she'll suplex you if you don't try to save the whales source: metro.co.uk \| share:	66
		Duh source: