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Thu May 13, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 17 and a junior in high school. He's always been an A or B student, but I've noticed him sliding and slipping in class, managing to fail a filler class like art. Is it because the school is fully remote, or are there other issues?"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
As Titanic sank, classical musicians played "Nearer My God to Thee." If Titanic happened today, who would play and what songs would they play?
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Party of family values stays classy
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Estate of 54 year old man may want to seek refund from anger management class provider
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof that the entire family was the result of some sort of "Boys From Brazil"-type cloning experiment: Arch Manning, nephew of Eli and Peyton, and grandson of Archie, a 6-foot-4, 200-pound HS sophomore QB, already has D-I scholarship offers
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Mon May 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We don't need blocked respiration. We don't need no cough control. No lung-scarred chasms in the classroom. Hey, teachers, leave those masks at home
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
See Spot. See Spot run. See Spot run around class. See Sally and Billy and all their classmates read and learn more betterer
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. As we celebrate "World Migratory Bird Day," let's flip the bird to classic internet memes: Using any medium, recreate iconic memes using birds instead. Distracted Birdfriend, Ceiling Catbird, etc.
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Your 2021 Video Game Hall of Fame Class. Congrats
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
137 Merit Badges
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is 14, coping with identity issues; he mentioned girls in his English class say whatever they want and blast the 'straight white men' for being part of the patriarchy. I fear he may be influenced by pathetic incels. How can I help him?"
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Candidate running on Civil Rights issue. Running to make political affiliation a protected class, so that Conservatives can't be deplattformed. Not sure she understands the First Amendment
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia is challenging US hegemony in fighter aircraft sales, potentially pitting Su-57s against F-35s in the arms markets of the world. Yes, folks, it's the classic battle of Coal Rolling Planes versus Non-working Budget Drains
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Student superfans get Jeff Goldblum's attention with assignments
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Red Lobster's cheddar bay biscuits are the hot item for prom corsages and boutonnieres this year. Which really isn't a bad idea when you think of the extra bread soaking up all that prom booze
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
U.S.S Chattanooga found in the last place you would expect
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a classy response to an officer shooting an unarmed black man, town GOP releases the arrest records...of the victim's entire family
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British naturism society reports "exponential" growth in social nudity during the pandemic, aided by virtual meetings and classes. Club members can visit online cooking classes with Pam, who shows how to make flapjacks
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden will teach a class on false media narratives at Tulane
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Class acts are gonna class
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When you're a jet you're a jet all the way, from your first cigarette til, well, until Hollywood stops making money off of remaking the classics
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Come for the young fan who snags a fly ball, stay for the classy outfielder who recognizes game
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Virginia kindergarten teacher arrested at school after cocaine found in desk. With mugshot of what a coked up kindergarten teacher might look like
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child's school was full of misogyny and allowed sexual harassment to occur in a seventh grade classroom. As I was one of the parents who spoke against it, the school wants me to lead the effort to change. I don't think it should be me. What do?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Chauvin verdict could have been an easy "win" for Fox News: Hold him up as the classic "bad apple" and say his conviction *proves* the justice system works for black people. They chose a different path, deciding Chauvin is the REAL victim here
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Wed April 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
To the $hock of nobody, Arkan$a$ racing official$ have made a que$tionable deci$ion to not $u$pend Bob Baffert over $everal drug infraction$. Immediate rea$on$ are not available
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
China says it wants to launch its own Hubble-class telescope now that it's 30 years out of date and they've developed *cough*stolen*cough* the necessary technology
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Mon April 19, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Busted for drinking in class. Fark: it was the teacher
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, technology can now insert ads and product placements into classic films almost flawlessly
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fan-made intro for the Mandalorian in the style of a classic Western. No, not the Will Smith version
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Eurotrash in South Beach next year? Book it, done
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Sun April 18, 2021
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Welcome to the start of the season. We have an impressive "rookie" class of Jimmie Johnson, Romain Grojean, and Scott McLaughlin. Weather should be dry and pleasant. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama at 3:00 PM ET on NBC
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You stay classy, Yankees fans
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Fri April 16, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A few hundred bad apples spoils the barrel; or, how in-class learning only lasted two weeks
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
World-class mastermind unsuccessfully tries to ram a truck into a store to steal healthful, liberating, and empowering substance, then shoots a bystander who tried to stop the burglary
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Thu April 15, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The connection between Jordan and Bryant was far deeper than anyone knew." Defining "anyone" as someone who hasn't seen it any of the sixty hundreds dozen times it's been mentioned in the last year or so
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Giant corporation saves Rockstar. This is not a repeat from your favorite classic band
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia appears to be employing the classic "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you" military strategy against Ukraine
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Strictly 4 my S.T.U.D.E.N.T.Z
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Astronomers just found out a star system previously classified as an eclipsing binary actually contains a black hole. The lightest black hole we've ever found in the galaxy
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Tue April 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England blasts out of lockdown on Monday, recalls what a first-class hangover is like on Tuesday
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(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
Classically trained opera singer, actor and blue collar LARPer thinks a living wage is too good for unskilled workers
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The IRS estimates tax cheaters cost the US $1tril/year and they're willing to go after the lower middle class to prove it if they get the funding
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Top Republicans are working to rebrand the GOP as the party of the working class. You know, the proletariat. Somewhere Marx and Lenin are smiling. Very confused, but smiling
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
RedLettermedia's Mike & Jay bravely continue their Re:View series by discussing the classic Event Horizon, and explain in detail why it's nowhere near as good as you remember
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
The 10 most disappointing follow-ups to classic albums. No mention of Metallica? What a Load of crap
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
These kids invented a silent alarm to alert flight attendants that a victim of human trafficking is on the plane
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Easier on your brain than figuring out some of the moon logic in classic point & click adventure games it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 3 out of 10: Season 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite mods?
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Thu April 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Confederate flag carrier indicted for participation in January 6 riot, failing history class
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Wed April 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty stars realize that some of their fans might be just a wee bit racist based on negative comments about their bi-racial adopted son
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've never seen The Thick of It, Armando Iannucci's classic political satire starring Peter Capaldi, you're missing out, especially as it featured an f-bomb every five seconds, and the f*cking BBC thought it was too sweary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Would have been the Feel Good Story of the Year if those pockets weren't sewn on by a 1st grader working in a sweat shop for pennies a day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The new B.1.1.7-variant school outbreaks seem linked to sports and extracurriculars, not classroom transmission
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Apparently by late 2020, an abnormally large number of high-school seniors had the same thought: "If I'm going to die soon anyway, why the hell not apply to Harvard?"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé treats his children as if they were second-class citizens and his parenting decisions are awful. How can I get him to not be such a jerk?"
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Delta finds itself in a first-class voting rights controversy
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Emilio Estevez has one regret, and that regret is Maximum Overdrive
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(Salon)
 
 
 
So is Q-Anon basically that angry high-school jock who beat up his gay classmate for giving him a boner?
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Italy expels two Russian officials after police caught them receiving classified NATO documents from Italian navy captain in car park
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Remember Howard Hessman's 80s sitcom Head of the Class? It's getting a reboot
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Easter Eggs in my classic Mustang? 'Tis the season
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(El Ka Bonk)
 
 
 
It's the Dwars Door Vlaanderen, "Across Flanders", at 6:25 AM ET for Women and 8:45 AM ET for Men. Another Spring classic, prelude to this weekend's Tour of Flanders
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
High-school student invents sutures that change color if a wound becomes infected. In non-related story, subby's high-school kids somehow managed to crawl out of bed and put on pants before their Zoom class
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"We need to talk about what you're wearing. You look like a hooker"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Um, because the only kind of "populism" they understand is the kind that uses racism to divide the lower classes they don't really care about against the wealthy elite whom they want to treat like God Kings?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The GOP is now a working-class party that believes in traditional values, stable families, fully funding the police and controlling our borders." Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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Mon March 29, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will someone take Drew out ahead of WrestleMania to earn Lashley's bounty? Sheamus is after Riddle's U.S. title, Asuka & Rhea make it official & puff, puff, pass...RVD is in the 2021 HOF Class. All this & more when RAW starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Home Depot)
 
 
 
Not your typical spin class. This week's Maker Monday Thread goes out to all the tool room and shop floor guys out there who still love spinning to lose weight. Let's talk Lathes. Link goes to a desktop unit by Grizzly with free delivery
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Sun March 28, 2021
(El Ka Bonk)
 
 
 
Sunday's Spring Classic is the 83rd edition of Gent-Wevelgem 2021 Men's at 7:30 AM ET and Women's at 10:45 AM ET
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Forty classic rock songs with curse words in the lyrics. Who knew Billy Joel was so f*cking badass?
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Giving the left a masterclass on how to use power, "Biden has achieved more in two months than those who like to trumpet their radicalism manage in a lifetime"
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
A classic sandwich of Massachusetts' North Shore: the roast beef three-way
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Frank the sheep dog has a little problem with bullying classmate on first day of sheep dog school
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a man who was born with no collarbones that has the insane ability of being able to 'shoulder clap' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I'd say "Stay classy, Ohio State fans," but let's face it, that'd be asking too much
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Okay, class, today we're going to be studying the effects of cannabis on the human brain, so everyone open your textbooks to rip out some rolling papers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Teen girl saves friend's life just one day after CPR training. Perfect timing, because one more day and she would have forgotten everything
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(Pairagraph)
 
 
 
"We are a country with a deepening educational inequality that has not just become more significant, but unlike our other inequalities (race, income) is celebrated and encouraged by our political class"
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Bowling's most legendary bro, Pete Weber, calls it a career, and ends it in classic PDW style. Just don't drop your retirement trophy, Pete
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a liberal, white, middle-class parent. We live in a mixed-income, integrated urban neighborhood. We enrolled our daughter in a predominantly black high school. She was discriminated and bullied. We took her out. Am I right to be upset?"
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix has acquired the rights to a gender-flipped remake of the 1999 classic with Rachel Leigh Cook, "Pygmalion"
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Wed March 17, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
It's once again time for the classic Onion "Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes'"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mobile gamer Skillz failz IPO
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Classic American toilet flush mechanism vs. European modular dual flush system. TL;DR version, those guys over the pond have their shiat together
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(Some DM)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home mom tries teaching an online D&D class as a side hustle, rolls a natural 20
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
You've heard of cock fighting, now check out cock stretching
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
WWE "Superstar" Virgil thinks he's a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame Class of 2021, has already pressed his formal sweatpants
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Also available on the curriculum, Florida teacher's master class on ripping off your grandma for $66,000
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
Having solved all of its other problems, Alabama House of Reps votes to allow "white only" yoga in gym. Hindu names for poses and the word "namaste" still specifically banned
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP's freshman class is a tribute to idiocy
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The Perks of Being a twin. Fark twins, share your stories
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The GOP is cementing themselves as the party of the working class by eliminating estate taxes on millionaires
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Chicago the band could be considered masters of prog, jazz, classic rock, soft rock, power ballads, dessert topping, and floor wax. Does anybody really know who these RRHOF hitmakers are; does anybody really care?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember when French teacher Samuel Paty was beheaded by an Islamic terrorist for allegedly showing religiously offensive cartoons? The girl who accused him just admitted in court that she made up the story
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Old and busted: hacking into secure banking data centers, national power grid. New hotness: hacking into Montana class-C high school basketball ticket-vending system
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan student accidentally detonates homemade explosive device in classroom after accidentally constructing the device and then accidentally bringing the device into the school with him
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
English children step back into the classroom as lockdown eases and availability of meat and pudding rises
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Published in time for Passover, new cookbook gives vegan makeover to 59 Jewish classics. Delights include mock whitefish salad, mushroom-barley-molasses cholent, crispy baked tofu schnitzel, jackfruit brisket, and unbelievable matzo ball soup
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Sun March 07, 2021
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
"Yesterday afternoon, Ted Cruz and 48 of his Republican colleagues raised their uncalloused, millionaire hands and flipped a giant middle finger to the American middle class who could have returned their party to power in Congress in 2022"
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Fri March 05, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
See? Chivalry isn't dead
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought those "print your own postage" scales could be easy to cheat? Let this guy be a warning not to try it
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Prep-work is the key whether it's world-class meal or drunk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I learned my son has been bullying an Asian classmate about bringing the virus over to the US. How can I stop his horrible behavior? Where could he have learned such horrible behavior?"
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Motorious)
 
 
 
A South Carolina man has been arrested for stealing four classics and taking them to the chop shop
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden Administration to members of the middle class who were getting excited about actually getting some help out of the next round of stimulus payments: *yoink*
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Turner Classic Movies launches a new series: Holy Crap Most of the Movies in our Library Are INCREDIBLY Racist
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Around 8:30 a.m., a proctor discovered what turned out to be a pipe bomb and a homemade gun, known as a zip gun, at the northeast corner of Ethel I. Baker Elementary" Another day another ... wait, a zip gun? What is this, the 50's?
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(Digg)
 
 
 
When a 0.1 per cent billionaire bought a classy British golf course, the last thing he wanted was those 1 per cent losers cluttering up the links
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
Student is in the top half of his class with a stunning 0.13 GPA after passing three classes in four years. So will that look good or bad on college applications?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's a feel-good story about boot-strappy girl scouts selling cookies. Or, of you're a realist: a story about the inexorable decay of the middle class
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A fantastic thread identifying various pieces of classical music used in a variety of cartoons
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Berkeley Teachers Union president who has fought against school reopening is seen dropping off his own child at a private in-person preschool
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's how important it is to open windows in classrooms to reduce the risk of COVID-19 spread when we get the kiddies back to school
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Did you go to class with someone who got COVID? Go to your room and think about what you did, eh. See you in two weeks
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Sun February 28, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old girl sent home for wearing an outfit she was told could make her teacher uncomfortable. Well, if you're going to dress like an Amish lingerie model, that's what happens
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Classmates call congressman Cawthorn's Christian college conduct consistently creepy
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
They all participated in a cycling class wearing no masks. They all got covid. If that's not a perfect excuse for not exercising, nothing is
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
They all participated in a cycling class wearing no masks. They all got covid. If that's not a perfect excuse for not exercising, nothing is
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Fri February 26, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Stun guns being sold at Tampa school. By a 12 year old girl. But can she pronounce 'entrepreneur'?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Article claims "the future of the middle class depends on student loan forgiveness." That is ridiculous. Student loans or not, the American middle class has no future
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Middle school student refuses to take off hat because he's embarrassed by his haircut, gets sent to principal's office. Principal whips out clippers and gives student a pro cut. "Looking good and representing and presenting yourself is huge for kids"
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Pretty awesome story about an NSA agent named Juanita Moody who was key to the Cuban Missile Crisis. What she did was so secretive her story is just now being declassified
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Having no other stories to report on, let's find out why Tom Morello never cuts his guitar strings
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to hold a Zoom meeting in front of your 8th grade students, make sure you aren't masturbating
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
81 people attend a high-intensity fitness class for a week. 22 of them are covid-positive on the first day. Calculate the R value if a week later 55 of them are covid positive. As a bonus, calculate the lawsuit value the gym might be facing
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
A private cabin in the pointy end of the plane. At business class rates
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
What to do with burnt-out hull of USS Bonhomme Richard, an 844-foot-long Wasp-class amphibious assault ship? Easy, sink her off our coast
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Tue February 23, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Not only did Texas skimp on winterizing its power generation equipment, they also skimped out on teaching people about sublimation in science class
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of Daft Punk, vintage internet classic "Groovy Dancing Girl" with Harder Better Faster Stronger
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"Michigan-Ohio State Was a Showcase Classic College Basketball Needed"
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Sun February 21, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
After watching this video on how to make a 1940s diner classic Patty Melt using two different cooking methods, subby could swear he felt an artery close off
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Sat February 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CIA declassifies, releases 13 million pages on streetlights
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Settle down class. Now today we will learn how to detain protestors. This may be on the final, depending how the spring riots go
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For the fans of classic SF, Roger Zelazny's greatest book, Roadmarks, is headed for an HBO movie produced by George RR Martin. Dragons and time travel, but will anyone survive
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Snippet of the Foo Fighters covering the Bee Gees disco classic "You Should Be Dancing"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enhance your library with literary classics like Sideshow Girl, Sinners Club, Smuggled Sin and more
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Subby would like a cup of one pump classic Thanos, nonfat, 6 enormous scoops of matcha, 195 degrees, and ABSOLUTELY NO FOAM
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Hamptons casino construction to begin this summer by Shinnecock Nation, White Waspy Elitist Nation of Hamptonites probably livid that the original settlers are being allowed to do something with their land besides building big mansions
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Yorkshire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Postcard sent in 1943 finally arrives at its destination. Sounds about right for second-class post
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Bomb making class is successful
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Astronauts, chicken, classic cars, and celebrity pets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 21 - Feb 6: Snowed In Edition
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Jaguar finally figures out how to fix its crappy engines
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Mercedes recalls 1 million vehicles for getting confused about where they are after crashes
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Perseverance is landing on Mars Thursday. So how do you land a car-sized rover with delicate instruments on Mars? Since it is basically the same as how Curiosity landed, it is time to revisit JPL's classic "Seven Minutes of Terror" video
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel re-records his protest classic "Biko" with musicians from around the world, which means his next release of new material has been pushed back to 2038
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Residents in San Angelo, TX get a master class in "externalities" which are costs businesses offload from their balance sheets
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the heels of rejecting teaching black history month, Utah rejects bill that aimed to teach consent in sex education classes. I'm thinking these aren't the most open minded of people
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The positive and negatives of video gaming. Debate to the right, and avoid using fireballs or lasers during the debate
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And that concludes my two hour virtual lecture. Any questions class? [looks down at message board] Did you know you've been on mute the entire time?
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Tue February 09, 2021
(AOL)
 
 
 
♫ I don't instruct anybody else. When I'm s'posed to teach you, I touch myself ♫
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is in second grade and loves it. Sometimes he makes fun of his classmates. That doesn't make him a bully, right?"
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Mon February 08, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Newly created 'lung-on-chip' said to be available in 3D O2 and Extreme Alevoli flavors. Still no word on classic nacho or salsa interface
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Sat February 06, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas Zoo's "As the Crow Flies" training class is a complete success
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Whew, I can only imagine the anguish if one of those brutal gusts of wind dismembering "world class athletes" on soccer fields had hit him. No magic spray needed for the old-timer though, he is a golf course worker
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
During a virtual Master Class, students at Chapman University got a surprise visit from Bryan Cranston, best know for portraying dentist Tim Whatley on Seinfeld
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bloomberg says governors and mayors shouldn't be leading the Covid response. He also said something about how the teacher unions needs to suck it up and go back to the real life classroom. Guess what the QAnon Post decided to focus on
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Raiders of the lost arcades: 50 Classic Arcade Games Saved from Derelict Cruise Ship
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Steam Game Festival time, go play demos of new games, discover hidden gems, give your opinions and respond with class to baseless attacks on your gaming taste
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Apparently, not pulling over for a cop because you "didn't feel like it" is not a defense. (With mugshot goodness)
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Wed February 03, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
US Soccer Hall Of Fame list narrowed to 40 candidates. Leading the way are orange slices at halftime, post-game pizza party, and participation trophies for all
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Where do London's tube trains go to die? Turns out, the same place many Londoners go
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode's classic "Personal Jesus" has been redone in the style of Motorhead
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Tue February 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio Dem says many in Democratic party can't understand middle class concerns. Instead, let the party of the megarich run things. They get it when the caviar runs out and when you can't get decent help
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
How do they celebrate St. Valentine's Day in the South? With classic staple of heart-shaped buttermilk biscuits, covered with chocolate gravy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP: Don't tax the rich. Don't bail out the middle class
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden Administration debating whether they should continue just handing Russia our most classified intelligence or whether we should make them work for it again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Opera was once classy but now it is just going to the dogs
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman leading aerobics class in public. News: In Myanmar, as the military moves in to seize the parliament. Fark: She keeps dancing
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Keurig to settle class action lawsuit, one tiny payout at a time
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Sat January 30, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota school district gingerly opens in-person classes... aaand they're back to distance learning after all the bus drivers catch Covid-19
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
After waiting 52 years, Tommie Smith finally gets his Wheaties
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Fri January 29, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Michael Cole hosts a "War of Words" between Roman and Kevin Owens. Maybe it could turn into a "War of tossing Michael Cole". Also Bayley & Bianca go 1-on-1 in the ring & more Dusty Classic action on 205 Live. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sneaky "genius" schoolboy uses Zoom trick to dupe his teacher for weeks so he gets out of answering questions on his class Zoom lesson
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
These world-class gamers really do put their money where their mouths is
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Entire class of Georgia State Troopers cleared of cheating. Except the one guy that cheated
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American Airlines stock rockets because they didn't lose as much money as expected
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"There's a lot to learn from "Hammerin' Hank" - A class act that's going to be tough to replace
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My kids attend school in a large district with a powerful teachers union. They've been remote learning all year, and I've heard it could stay that way as teachers don't want to go into the classroom even with a vaccine. How can we force them back?"
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Wed January 27, 2021
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
2021 Baseball Hall of Fame class strikes out
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Tue January 26, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Concept art for Defiant-class assault platform unveiled. Obsidian Order officials could not be reached for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Isle of Man TT motorcyle racer Ted Fenwick, who was still winning classic races at aged 87, passes away at 92. His enormous brass balls will be donated to medical science
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Canadian Parliament votes unanimously to classify the Proud Boys as a terrorist organization
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Classic 90s sci-fi television series about a space station caught in the middle of a devastating war has been remastered in HD
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
A look at how McDonald's Szechuan sauce became a cult classic
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Middle-school teacher lives out in the sticks and has trouble getting a good connection for virtual classes, so he buys a used bus to drive to places with good WiFi. And take the class on virtual field trips. And make house calls
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(NHL)
 
 
 
There's more than just football on Sunday: eleven NHL games are on tap for today. We start with the classic Original Six rivalry of the Wings and 'Hawks at 12:30 PM ET on NBC. Other top games are Leafs-Flames, Rangers-Pens, and Preds-Stars, too
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If the instructor of record died over a year ago, what's the student-teacher ratio in your class?
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Wed January 20, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There will be no classified talk when President Biden is on the Peloton bike. Unlike when Trump was on the WH Twitter throne for many hours at a time
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
They built a multi million dollar race car and then got a 6 year old to decorate it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biden administration plans to declassify documents from investigation into death of US resident & journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Tag is for Mister Bone Saw
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Classic case of good news, bad news. Good news? Expect a return to normalcy. Bad news? Some more violence, first
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
College Board: Fark it, kids these days don't need to know how to write any stinkin' essays, anyhow
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Mon January 18, 2021
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
The Capitol insurrection was middle class. Well, they had no class, but you know what I mean
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Kid calls out mom for believing "antifa attacked the Capitol," not Trump supporters, records their exchange and puts it online
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Alternative Press)
 
Video
 
10 notable K-pop covers of alt-rock standards. Come for "Numb" enhanced with EDM, trap, and Korean lyrics, stay for choreographed version of Skrillex/Korn classic "Get Up" [warning: first video includes strobing light effect]
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Sat January 16, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
MAGA artists who built a gloriously expensive Thor's Hammer for their Emperor now have a sad because he never told them thank you. WhatDidYouExpect.gif
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
AWS opens its first office in Greece. Classic Amazon move from alpha to omega
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Fitness coach apologizes for farting during online PE lesson. Truly, breaking news
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
ZoomKids say the funniest things
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Blaming Antifa for the riots and claiming they're paid to show up by Soros might be okay for Parler, but not okay for your middle school language arts class, Ms. Florida Teacher
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A class action lawsuit has been kindled over Amazon and its e-book pricing
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation on deplatforming is a master class in concern trolling
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"The balance of class, trash, and bigotry that creates a prophet of anyone who can wrap hatred in a package that looks enough like legitimate heritage to make it marketable"
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Brian Cage become a double champion? Can FTR pull the brakes on the Jurassic Express? Who will advance in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic? The Wednesday Night Wars resume @ 8pm ET on TNT, USA
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Finally, hockey is back. We start with the battle of the Keystone State with the Penguins and Flyers at 5:30 PM ET on NBCSN. Also the classic Habs-Leafs rivalry, and also the Hawks-Bolts, Canucks-Oilers, and Blues-Avs. Get the goon juice, folks
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(Breaking 911)
 
 
 
On a school night
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