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Fri September 18, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by all those smelly stoners, the refined, genteel buttonheads who partake of magic mushrooms now have their own holiday
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Top moments of Joe Biden getting totally ripped apart with hard-hitting questions from CNN's brutal town hall
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Thu September 17, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A decides they don't want to be at the stupid San Antonio airport anyway
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A decides they don't want to be at the stupid San Antonio airport anyway
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Dear Grubhub, Doordash, etc: GFY. Sincerely, Denver City Council
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you are willing to dissolve your marriage and move across the country so your son can play high school football you probably need to get your priorities straight
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Opinion: "Police reform requires you just shut up and take it, citizen. PS: stop being mean"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Internal docs show local officials knew Donnie's Tulsa rally wasn't going to be OK
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Tue September 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Dakota city council member unleashes an epic verbal smackdown on an anti-gay citizen
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Fri September 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The true story of how Big Oil created a fanciful myth called "recycling" to make you feel good about buying needless plastic crap that will all end up in landfills
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Thu September 10, 2020
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
We regret to inform you that we haven't billed you for water service since 1992. Please render $750,000
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Sat September 05, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Beloved Alabama mayor dies of hoax "big city disease"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Citizen at city council meeting addresses the most important problem facing the world today: Why are boneless chicken wings described as such? They are not chicken wings. Bonus parting shot at the very end
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Citizen at city council meeting addresses the most important problem facing the world today: Why are boneless chicken wings described as such? They are not chicken wings. Bonus parting shot at the very end
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
$400K in aid for bars hurt by pandemic? I'll drink to that
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
The City Of Cucamonga has a giant chunk of the World Trade Center lying around they need a million bucks+ to display at their firehouse
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The bar for offensive social media post can't be lowered any further, it is now just rolling around on the ground waiting to trip people up
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Portland is "Blue lives matter. All cops are bastards. Stop participating in criminal activity." playing in a loop while everybody waits for the aliens to land and put an end to human suffering
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
The New York Press, the free fishwrap that fostered FARK's favorite film critic
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Another Florida City Council meeting ends about as expected
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"All those in favor of the motion?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Oh, god yes. YES. YEEEEEES." "Motion passed" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"All those in favor of the motion?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Oh, god yes. YES. YEEEEEES." "Motion passed" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 16, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
No mask? Judge says that will be the equivalent of $85
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Austin City Council votes to defund police ...with unanimous vote to make everything weirder
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
60% of Sturgis residents didn't want the motorcycle rally there this week but the city council voted to approve it anyhow because "we kept hearing from people saying it doesn't matter, they are coming to Sturgis"
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Sat August 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California to Atwater: Our money, our rules. Go spread covid on your own dime
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Thu August 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Posting such gems as "Joe Biden has just announced Aunt Jemima as his VP pick" is no way to keep your job, Mister Mayor
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Police chief thinks he deserves higher pay, tells the city's mayor who took a pay cut to stuff it
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
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Sat August 01, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
That whole "criminal prosecution" thing? Totally a mistake, not retaliation for publishing embarrassing information about the mayor
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Sat July 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is suing the city of Seattle, in federal court, over a ban on the use of tear gas
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
The weed stores that grow like weeds will get weeded out eventually
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Portland mayor tear-gassed after talking to protesters. "It stings. It's hard to breathe. I can tell you with 100% honesty I saw nothing that provoked this response. I'm not afraid but I am pissed off"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Geologists warn of fault running through planned Hollywood development. Not sure who would play Stewart Graff without Charleton Heston, but why not reboot "Earthquake" for 2020?
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Wed July 15, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Richmond, Virginia finds an appropriate venue for its Confederate statues
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Asheville, NC approves reparations for black residents
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Tue July 14, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Sorry, Ft. Worth Farkers, despite a massive increase in COVID cases over the past two weeks, your city council has decided that spending Federal funds to track and treat new cases is just too difficult to accomplish
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(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Far out
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Sewage keeps backing up in Waterloo
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya, Seattle City Councilman
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Misleading headline of the week: Man bikes every street in town, drowning in Barton Pond
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Misleading headline of the week: Man bikes every street in town, drowning in Barton Pond
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD blames their inability to no longer choke people to death as to why they are now powerless to stop crimes
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bucking the trend, St. Catherines, Ontario is getting a new statue, to be sited on land that used to be a farm before the Motor Law
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Mate, this is a Wendy's innit
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
City official showers during a teleconference. Shower drowns out his phone. Because colleagues are trying to tell him the video's on, and everyone in the conference can see everything. So can journalists and civilians live-streaming the conference
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Massachusetts declares the more the merrier, polyamorous relationships to be recognized
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Massachusetts declares the more the merrier, polyamorous relationships to be recognized
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Westword)
 
 
 
Denver plans to create designated urban camping sites for the homeless, in a decision which will surely end well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Two weeks after Seattle City Council bans its use, police are back to using pepper spray
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have put the weight room on the second floor
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Gettysburg, S.D.. population 1200, police force of 2 and home to George Floyd's uncle, who wants the Confederate flag off of the police logo, which was adopted in 2009?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(WTOL 11)
 
 
 
Toledo city council meetings will have fewer attendees for the immediate future. Four fewer, to be exact
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
They would have forgiven insulting BLM but he had to go and defame Alabama football
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"I trust our citizens to not sneeze on each other" might just be the most idiotic thing a Texas city council member could say about his city's citizens. So... guess what
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the wake of the George Floyd protests 272 NYPD officers have filed for retirement, a 49% spike over this same time last year. How the remaining 38,149 officers will ever be able to keep the city safe is unknown
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Removal of an "SS" tattoo does not remove what someone really believes in.... officer
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
At an anti-mask party in Scottsdale Arizona, city council member cries out that he can't breathe as he suffocates on his own ignorance
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Like the iced tea, Arizona ethic are apparently a weak and watered-down imitation of the real thing: Scottsdale AZ city council votes AGAINST banning council members from accepting cash donations from anonymous benefactors
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NYC City Council seeks to oust a statue of President Thomas Jefferson from city hall because he was a man of his times. Meanwhile, just a few miles north, Trump Tower remains
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Politifact)
 
 
 
It's a noble effort, Politifact, but if you are going to try to fact-check every random idiot who posts on Facebook, well, you might want to cancel your dinner plans between now and the heat death of the universe
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Landlords forced to provide air conditioning in Chicago so people don't drop dead in the summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The next Coronavirus hotspot is going to be where you'd expect
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mrs. Smith Goes to Thousand Oaks City Council Meeting
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Rats big enough for 'saddles' infest Dublin. Pizza Rat says hold my metrocard
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Sturgis polled the locals and found the majority did not want a bunch of out-of-towners arriving on motorcycles to spread the COVID. Sturgis City Council: the rally is on
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Only in)
 
 
 
Wood you work for these?
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Sun June 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black leaders in Seattle are none too pleased that local white hipsters and "tourists" have turned the CHAZ, which was created as a somber protest of police brutality, systemic racism, and George Floyd's death, into an Urban Burning Man
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Reporter Newspapers)
 
 
 
Lake Forest Dr. vs Lake Forrest Dr.
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(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
It is apparently 2020 in Taiwan, too: "Taipei City Councilor Chiu Wei-chieh had pledged that he would snap one chopstick in two with his buttocks for every 10,000 votes exceeding 400,000 in the recall vote against then-Kaohsiung mayor Han Kuo-yu"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Minneapolis city council unanimously votes to reevaluate local policing
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
'Mindless' vandalism in Liverpool on Penny Lane (made famous by Beatles song) as street signs sprayed over for being racist. Something about some guy charging a penny to cross a toll bridge
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Thu June 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CHAZ wasn't even supposed to be there. But brought snacks
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Vancouver has banned bear banging, but if you are brave enough, I say, why not
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC to paint 'Black Lives Matter' on prominent streets in all five boroughs. May I recommend a spot on Fifth Avenue between 56th and 57th Streets for Manhattan?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"We've got to find a way to come together" is a quote usually heard at one of our many bath salt and meth orgies, but in this case it is referring to removal of some of our many participation trophies
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Minneapolis council member responds to the question "How do you plan on moving forward after disbanding the police." Well, somewhere else I presume since it's not in this article
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Sun June 07, 2020
(The Appeal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis City Council to disband police department
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Sat June 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cities across the country are starting to think the previously unthinkable: "Do we really need a police force?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
LAPD gives a perfect example of why police need reform when they surround a lone city councilor in a parking garage over a proposed budget reduction
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
We have full faith in our police department to F this up again. Minneapolis Mayor signs restraining order against own police department
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"I don't believe there's ever been a good person of color killed by a police officer" writes former mayor of Temecula, CA. in an email
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"And if there's a police officer in the city of Tampa that does not want a body-worn camera, then I suggest that you turn your badge in. Because we cannot have that anymore. It has changed"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"And if there's a police officer in the city of Tampa that does not want a body-worn camera, then I suggest that you turn your badge in. Because we cannot have that anymore. It has changed"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
What the actual Fark: More than half the Minneapolis police union board members have been involved in shootings, and the union head has been in 3. UltraFark: They don't get PTSD because shooting at people doesn't bother them
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor and Mr. Roper cosplayer Mike Parson says if his incompetent response to the pandemic makes Missourians feel unsafe going to vote, they don't have to vote
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Why isn't there a Wisconsin tag? 'Bar May Finally End 43-Year-Old Tradition of Screening Porn on Weekends'
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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(Courier Herald)
 
 
 
Washington State city of Enumclaw demands to be allowed to reopen, citing low infection counts, failing businesses, and all those horses going unmolested
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(Courier Herald)
 
 
 
Washington State city of Enumclaw demands to be allowed to reopen, citing low infection counts, failing businesses, and all those horses going unmolested
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: It's my convention and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if this happened to you. State of North Carolina: CSB, oh and don't forget to submit your health plan for our review Kthnxbye
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The list of things to check off on the We Didn't Start the Fire verse that is 2020 will now include energy blackouts
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Sun May 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Of course it started at a country club
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