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Sat October 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's official: John Oliver is full of crap
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Fri October 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Though the DOC union head says he would prefer not to, NYC officials announce plans to send 'The Tombs' to the tomb
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Mon October 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
MOSE parts the Adriatic Sea
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Fri October 02, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Today in First World Problems: Residents of upscale neighborhood sue the Post Office to move them from an Ypsilanti ZIP code to an Ann Arbor ZIP code
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Selfishness, ignorance, and republicans
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Tue September 29, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
You no longer have to play jump rope with dog walkers in this town
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Mon September 28, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Point Molate: come for the cult activity, stay for the four-foot vagina model
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
University officials planned for months for the resumption of fall classes amid the pandemic, spending millions of dollars to make their campuses as safe as possible, but forgot one little thing: students like to party
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"The National Independent Venues Association says that nine out of 10 of its nearly 3,000 members will close their businesses by October without meaningful financial assistance from the federal government"
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Tue September 22, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
City of Ann Arbor moves to decriminalize psychedelic mushrooms just in time for that orange hippopotamus driving that flying Ford Fiesta
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by all those smelly stoners, the refined, genteel buttonheads who partake of magic mushrooms now have their own holiday
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Top moments of Joe Biden getting totally ripped apart with hard-hitting questions from CNN's brutal town hall
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Thu September 17, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A decides they don't want to be at the stupid San Antonio airport anyway
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A decides they don't want to be at the stupid San Antonio airport anyway
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Dear Grubhub, Doordash, etc: GFY. Sincerely, Denver City Council
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you are willing to dissolve your marriage and move across the country so your son can play high school football you probably need to get your priorities straight
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Opinion: "Police reform requires you just shut up and take it, citizen. PS: stop being mean"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Internal docs show local officials knew Donnie's Tulsa rally wasn't going to be OK
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Tue September 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Dakota city council member unleashes an epic verbal smackdown on an anti-gay citizen
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Fri September 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The true story of how Big Oil created a fanciful myth called "recycling" to make you feel good about buying needless plastic crap that will all end up in landfills
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Thu September 10, 2020
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
We regret to inform you that we haven't billed you for water service since 1992. Please render $750,000
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Sat September 05, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Beloved Alabama mayor dies of hoax "big city disease"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Citizen at city council meeting addresses the most important problem facing the world today: Why are boneless chicken wings described as such? They are not chicken wings. Bonus parting shot at the very end
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Citizen at city council meeting addresses the most important problem facing the world today: Why are boneless chicken wings described as such? They are not chicken wings. Bonus parting shot at the very end
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
$400K in aid for bars hurt by pandemic? I'll drink to that
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
The City Of Cucamonga has a giant chunk of the World Trade Center lying around they need a million bucks+ to display at their firehouse
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The bar for offensive social media post can't be lowered any further, it is now just rolling around on the ground waiting to trip people up
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Portland is "Blue lives matter. All cops are bastards. Stop participating in criminal activity." playing in a loop while everybody waits for the aliens to land and put an end to human suffering
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
The New York Press, the free fishwrap that fostered FARK's favorite film critic
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Another Florida City Council meeting ends about as expected
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"All those in favor of the motion?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Oh, god yes. YES. YEEEEEES." "Motion passed" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"All those in favor of the motion?" "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Oh, god yes. YES. YEEEEEES." "Motion passed" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 16, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
No mask? Judge says that will be the equivalent of $85
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Austin City Council votes to defund police ...with unanimous vote to make everything weirder
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
60% of Sturgis residents didn't want the motorcycle rally there this week but the city council voted to approve it anyhow because "we kept hearing from people saying it doesn't matter, they are coming to Sturgis"
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Sat August 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California to Atwater: Our money, our rules. Go spread covid on your own dime
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Thu August 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Posting such gems as "Joe Biden has just announced Aunt Jemima as his VP pick" is no way to keep your job, Mister Mayor
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Police chief thinks he deserves higher pay, tells the city's mayor who took a pay cut to stuff it
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
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Sat August 01, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
That whole "criminal prosecution" thing? Totally a mistake, not retaliation for publishing embarrassing information about the mayor
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Sat July 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is suing the city of Seattle, in federal court, over a ban on the use of tear gas
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
The weed stores that grow like weeds will get weeded out eventually
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Portland mayor tear-gassed after talking to protesters. "It stings. It's hard to breathe. I can tell you with 100% honesty I saw nothing that provoked this response. I'm not afraid but I am pissed off"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Geologists warn of fault running through planned Hollywood development. Not sure who would play Stewart Graff without Charleton Heston, but why not reboot "Earthquake" for 2020?
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Wed July 15, 2020
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Richmond, Virginia finds an appropriate venue for its Confederate statues
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(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Asheville, NC approves reparations for black residents
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Tue July 14, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Sorry, Ft. Worth Farkers, despite a massive increase in COVID cases over the past two weeks, your city council has decided that spending Federal funds to track and treat new cases is just too difficult to accomplish
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(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Far out
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Sewage keeps backing up in Waterloo
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya, Seattle City Councilman
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Misleading headline of the week: Man bikes every street in town, drowning in Barton Pond
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Misleading headline of the week: Man bikes every street in town, drowning in Barton Pond
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD blames their inability to no longer choke people to death as to why they are now powerless to stop crimes
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bucking the trend, St. Catherines, Ontario is getting a new statue, to be sited on land that used to be a farm before the Motor Law
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Mate, this is a Wendy's innit
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
City official showers during a teleconference. Shower drowns out his phone. Because colleagues are trying to tell him the video's on, and everyone in the conference can see everything. So can journalists and civilians live-streaming the conference
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Massachusetts declares the more the merrier, polyamorous relationships to be recognized
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Massachusetts declares the more the merrier, polyamorous relationships to be recognized
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Westword)
 
 
 
Denver plans to create designated urban camping sites for the homeless, in a decision which will surely end well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Two weeks after Seattle City Council bans its use, police are back to using pepper spray
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have put the weight room on the second floor
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Gettysburg, S.D.. population 1200, police force of 2 and home to George Floyd's uncle, who wants the Confederate flag off of the police logo, which was adopted in 2009?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(WTOL 11)
 
 
 
Toledo city council meetings will have fewer attendees for the immediate future. Four fewer, to be exact
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
They would have forgiven insulting BLM but he had to go and defame Alabama football
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