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Wed October 28, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woodinville neighbors fight City Hall to keep 'Yoda Grove' park, fearing that the city will reduce it to a six-foot strip of grass. And as we all know, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to City Hall
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Tue October 27, 2020
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Police need to justify why they need nearly a quarter of the city's total budget
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump to visit Pittsburgh because nothing says vote for my daddy like visiting a city with a higher unemployment rate than the national average while you and your husband made more than $82 million while working at White House
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
THHHHEEE CHHHHHAAAPPPIONNNNSS. Match day 2 starts off with Locomtiv Moscow up against Bayern and Shakhtar - Inter at 1pm ET. Later games at 4pm ET include a German team - Real Madrid, Ajax - Liverpool and Marseille - Man City
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes wants to see the Kansas City Raptors for the 2021 season
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Vandals want the doors of the Austin Public Library painted red, but the city will paint them black again before too long
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Mon October 26, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sure, there's incompetence, corruption and nepotism at the New York City Board of Elections, but it's only been going on for 80 years and it's not like integrity would be important now
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Sat October 24, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Big soccer Saturday with another Premier League quadruple header, El Classico and the Revierderby. The madness begins with Cityzens/Hammers, 7:30 AM ET
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Wed October 21, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Bangkok, oriental city, but the king don't know that the city is getting: the crème de la crème of the protest world
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Manchester City relegated to tier 3 with Liverpool and Lancashire after cocking up on the pitch, or something like that. I don't know, they're British
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Tue October 20, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
PA Republicans act responsibly during the second wave of COVID-19. Just kidding, they want restaurants at full capacity
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Mon October 19, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It appears that Brits may have a drinking problem after new strict Tier 2 coronavirus lockdown rules as they invade city centers across the UK for the booze
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dubliner brings traffic in the city to a standstill after stripping off to his underwear with chilly fountain 'bubblebath'
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Sun October 18, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Chicago wins 'Rattiest City in America' award for 6th straight year and not just because of its politicians
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when New York City was a bastion for moderate Republicans? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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Fri October 16, 2020
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Should robots have a gender or ethnicity? And does barking orders at Siri and Alexa make you more sexist?
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Thu October 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas City gets to ring the Bell
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Citigroup moves to acquire New York City in an all stock deal that values Manhattan at $13.20
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Johnny Cab coming to Toronto. Get your ass to the GO station
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(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
Turkish archaeologists claim it's no mistake, and that they have found Aratus' tomb
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When in Atlantic City, please be careful of falling metaphors
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(WKDQ Evansville)
 
 
 
Never trust a naked bus driver
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Wed October 14, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Bikini Waxers, Estheticians, and Barber lobby seem to have a grip on the short and curlies in Beverly Hills, and don't want seasonal competition getting their teeth into it
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
When reality exceeds expectations, everybody wins
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Phoenix has been over 100degrees half the days of 2020
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big Tech taking a bite out of all the empty office space in the Big Apple is a big deal indeed
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Aw, shuks! 107 year old NYC Grand Central Oyster Bar closes due to the pandemic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Come for the mayors butt. Stay for the news anchor meltdown
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Recycling: good. Recycling coronavirus tests: not so much
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints meet with LSU about hosting home games at Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge to get around New Orleans' fan attendance restrictions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Liverpool "risks being dragged back to the 1980s" by pandemic restrictions. You say this as if 2020 is somehow better than the heyday of Echo and the Bunnymen, The Icicle Works and Frankie Goes to Hollywood
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Outbreak of COVID-19 at a spin studio. People are mystified as they "followed all the rules" - client screenings, extra distance, cleaning towels/equipment and masking before and after class. Wait, let go over that last part again
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
KKK is conducting funny business. Path to profit unclear
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Tue October 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons, and in all but two elections they've picked the winner
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
World's most elite sex club to hold kinky Black Death-themed Halloween bash during the coronavirus pandemic, promises to get the rich and famous attendees infected with more than just the usual STD's (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paramount hopes to reteam Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. But...why?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buckets of fried chicken-at your doorstep
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Mon October 12, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I want to write a message to you every day at ten o'clock in the evening. Yellow pearl my city is. This is your art. This is your Balzac, your Brookside, and your Bach. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. I want the world to stop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Multiple collisions coming to a city near you on the 20th
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Diagnosis: Murder in the butt (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here are some photos of the UK's last night of legal Covidiocy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is how you fight the virus. China tests entire city of 9 million people in 5 days
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Sun October 11, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Vikings travel to the Emerald City to battle the Seahawks. Can the Vikes SKOL/HORN on the road or will Wilson continue his torrid early pace and send the Vikes to Valhalla? Sunday night football on NBC at 8:20 EST
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is debating what to do about their fancy streetcar service now that ridership has fallen to around 778 riders per day. Fail tag is because it costs the city $4.5 million to provide the service, meaning it costs almost $16 per person per day
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I wrote down every stiff I received from October 5th, 2019 until October 5th, 2020 in the city of Mankato, MN. And boy, are the results depressing"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
October 10th, 1968 - the Detroit Tigers beat St. Louis Cards in the World Series and almost literally save a city from self-imploding
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(Some pilot)
 
 
 
October 10th, 1948, Chuck Yeager, the first person to break the sound barrier, flew a Lockheed F-80 Shooting Star between the South Side Bridge and the Kanawha River, surprising the regatta attendees, who dove into the river in a panic
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston should allow outdoor dining year-round, says writer who apparently wasn't there several winters back when there was 11 feet of snow on the sidewalks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's official: John Oliver is full of crap
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Fri October 09, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
We secretly gave the homeless in your city $7500 each. Let's see what kind of drugs they bought with it... What? They didn't?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Britney Spears's mental capacity called into question
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(TooFab)
 
 
 
Law & Order: SHVU .... Siberian Husky Victims Unit
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Thu October 08, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
The street that swallowed a bus in Pittsburgh last year is open again. Jerome Bettis still nervous
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Wed October 07, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the era of climate change, one gas station struggles to renew its lease from the city for another 25 years. Difficulty: that city is San Francisco
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(Some Lost Soul)
 
 
 
10 most haunted places in Canada. List includes the Hockey Hall of Fame, doesn't include the ghosts of 1812 soldiers haunting strip clubs on Lundy's Lane
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins get full capacity approval from Gov. for 65,000 Seat Stadium because Florida
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Second City is for sale
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Tue October 06, 2020
(NK News)
 
 
 
News from Pyongyang: LOUD NOISES
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed 'Christian. Prophetess': God will sent '1,000 special op angels' to help Trump win next month. Dumbass tag top busy laughing hysterically
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
"This guy had the audacity to say that it is 'very weird' to be doing those kinds of things during class''
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ɹǝǝp 'ʎluǝppns
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Fake letter warning of fine for expletive on Trump sign
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Fake letter warning of fine for expletive on Trump sign
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T just boned its DSL customers and rural America because AT&T
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Bull elk charges golf cart, slices man's kidney in half on golf course, hooks it on next shot
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Library employee accused of stealing, selling over $1.3M in printer toner, or about 4 ounces
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Mon October 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
MOSE parts the Adriatic Sea
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(Axios)
 
 
 
New Zealand successfully battles coronavirus for second time. Meanwhile, US remains virus-soaked shiathole that didn't even make it out of the first wave properly
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Governor tells the country's oldest living World War II veteran to let him know if there's anything he needs. "Yeah, my roof's leaking." Two hours later: new roof
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Berkeley, California continues their great tradition of banning things that people like ... such as bad bad candy bars
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Your EPL Sunday kicks on with Leicester City v West Ham and Southampton v West Bro at 7 AM ET, followed by Arsenal v Sheffield Utd and Wolves v Fulham at 9 AM, Manchester Utd v Tottenham at 11:30 AM, and Aston Villa v Liverpool at 2:15 PM
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Sat October 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Azerbaijan just bombed a city of 60,000 with suspected cluster bombs, banned under international law
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Things are so hot in Russia right now that investigative journalists are just bursting into flame
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Matchday 4 kicks off with Chelsea vs. Crystal Palace, then Everton vs. Brighton at 10 AM ET, Leeds vs. Man. City at 12:30 PM, and Newcastle vs. Burnley at 3 PM in your Saturday Premier League action
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Fri October 02, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Rock on Cleveland
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I have never in my life felt like following a city bus through traffic .... until Australia
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite nationwide housing boom, Manhattan apartment sales down 46% as people escape rats and investment bankers and flee to suburbs, Flahrida
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Which one of you has maroon socks to go with your green dancing shoes? btw, Until we get teh Awesome tag, this tag will have to do
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(SILive)
 
 
 
The NYPD told us that it brought the animal to the "Great Kills Wildlife Animal Sanctuary." However, no such sanctuary appears to exist. Hmmm
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think you can just show up and watch people vote? Not in Texas
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Thu October 01, 2020
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
San Francisco is becoming slightly less unaffordable due to the pandemic
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
San Francisco is becoming slightly less unaffordable due to the pandemic
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UEFA Champions League group draw gives everyone the gift of Messi v Ronaldo, PSG v Man United, and another easy group for Man City that will lead to another early knockout for the cheaters
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good morning, Mr. Fluffles. Your mission is to infiltrate the brick house. Should you fail, you and your team will be disameowed. This nipmouse will self-destruct in 10 seconds
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(Vice)
 
 
 
When George Floyd was buried, the local police authorized snipers to open fire if anyone started causing trouble
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Polish divers find WWII Nazi shipwreck that may end mystery of Russia's 'Amber Room', how the Nazis put a submarine in a can of Pledge
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Derry's Halloween plans cancelled as Covid surges. Pennywise has a sad
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(Brooklyn Daily Eagle)
 
 
 
Those ballots that were sent to Brooklyn residents with incorrect information? They were printed by a company that is GOP-friendly. Probably just a coincidence, right?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
One of President Trump's very good people was just arrested for expressing both his 1st and 2nd amendment rights protected by what he thinks is in the U.S. Constitution
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The International Church of Cannabis in Denver is decorated just the way you might expect. It's beautiful
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trump: "Bad things happen in Philadelphia" Philly: "Say what now?" *prepares stockpile of battery-filled snowballs*
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
I was browsing Toby Huss' IMDb page when I noticed that his first movie was "Zadar, Cow From Hell", the premier of which I attended in Iowa City, 1989. It apparently never made it to video. It was hilarious and I haven't seen it since. Any Leads?
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Tue September 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
City slickers discover camping is not so much fun when the bathroom is a hole in a ground, you don't have a doorman to carry your backpack to your tent flap for you and your allergies miss that nice polluted urban air
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Houston has a solution to its brain-eating microbe problem and it will take 60 days
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Christian group raises half a million bucks for murderer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Salt Bye
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you were planning on getting your kid a Confederate officer costume at Party City, you may want to rethink those plans
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For restaurants around the country that have survived recent months by vastly expanding their outdoor dining options, winter is coming. And it could be an extinction-level event
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Chicago Police Department is still using typewriters
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(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
City hopes to restore secluded Dodge Burial Ground, Just don't bury that 57 Plymouth Fury there after the engine dies. Sometimes dead is better
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Point Molate: come for the cult activity, stay for the four-foot vagina model
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Don't sweat it, but exercise app Strava is sharing your data to help with urban planning
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Some Woodchipper)
 
 
 
Two crime families seek a truce in Kansas City, but a death derails the uneasy peace. Chris Rock leads the fourth season of Fargo, and it's a two-episode premiere starting at 9 PM ET on FX
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Cops are resigning en masse because, dammit, they're not school teachers, they don't want to feel under appreciated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Cotton: America will have a peaceful transition of power in 2025, after Trump finishes his second term
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Philadelphia politician mistakenly believes that he's Chicago politician
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Morocco, they ain't playing around
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
It's your Sunday EPL thread with a fresh round of matches: Sheffield vs Leeds, Tottenham ve Newcastle, Man City vs Leicester, and West Ham vs Wolverhampton
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
More than 40 razor blades found on a Michigan playground. Bag O' Glass wanted for questioning
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bad beaver bites bough, busts building
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bad beaver bites bough, busts building
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Large group of people expected in Portland to protest not being able to kill people of color without consequence, or something to that effect
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
City Clerk: let us hold an event where we collect absentee ballots GOP: STHAP THIS IS ILLEGAL City Clerk: Nope, it isn't GOP: NO STHAP VOTING
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Fri September 25, 2020
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sir, this is an Arby's. The New hotness: Sir, this is not a Buffalo Wild Wings
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The archaeologist who tried the mask for size said it was "Smokin'..." according to reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Leeds goes full Manchester
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
9 of 10 restaurants and bars in NYC can't pay full rent. Taco Bell poised to be the only survivor of the Franchise Wars
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Thu September 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even the thought of running for mayor of NYC is enough to send one potential candidate into a depression
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Baboon with a rap sheet for offenses including home invasions, being a baboon general, and generally showing his ass is moved to prison, experiences ennui
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Baboon with a rap sheet for offenses including home invasions, being a baboon general, and generally showing his ass is moved to prison, experiences ennui
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Even after the government urges work-from-home, London drivers continue to have at it - "You're not the Queen of me"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Portland uses "Covid-19" as excuse to deny right-wing rally. Sadly, a missed opportunity as they could have cited "anarchy jurisdiction" instead
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
All those takes about "NYC is dying" are really just about wealthy parts of Manhattan, rent prices in the rest of the city are still going up
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some New Jersey residents think their state is the center of the food universe, that's soooooo garden state cute
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Tue September 22, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Golden Knights fans continue the team's weekly pizza deliveries for the less fortunate living near the Edmonton Playoff Bubble even though the Knights have been eliminated from the playoffs
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Family of BBQ cook shot by National Guard files civil suit. Lawyers plan to bring the heat low and slow
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Municipal Building to get a new, more notorious name
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
German Hospital cyberattack trail leads to Russia. Man, if I know soap operas, the hacker will turn out to be the long-lost evil twin of some character who died in season four
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mexico City pulls terrifying dinosaur-sized 'giant rat' from beneath the city after heavy rain washes it out of sewer ...Oh, leftover Halloween prop. Never mind (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
City of Ann Arbor moves to decriminalize psychedelic mushrooms just in time for that orange hippopotamus driving that flying Ford Fiesta
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Orleans' Dixie Beer taking poll on renaming company to be 'more inclusive.' Suggestions?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Shiat's about to go down in Louisville, y'all
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC observed the fifth anniversary of the day Pizza Rat graced us with his slicely presence...aaaand looks like his whole family's in town for the party
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Mon September 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fed-up New Yorkers show their love for their elected politicians ...with a massive "F-k Cuomo and de Blasio" mural painted on a Brooklyn street
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York City: The Big Apple. The City so Nice they Named It Twice. An 'Anarchist Jurisdiction'. The City that Never Sleeps...Wait what?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
DOJ designates New York City as an "Anarchist Jurisdiction". Manhattan will now be walled off and converted into an autonomous maximum-security prison
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(TooFab)
 
 
 
"I've had a longtime crush on Crow T. Robot from 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' says "Sex and the City" star, and the feeling appears to be mutual
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: WWII bombs still work, and should not be stored in residential areas
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You had one job
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Sat September 19, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
No need to "defund" the police, simply make departments pay the costs of misconduct litigation out of their own pockets?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No need to "defund" the police, simply make departments pay the costs of misconduct litigation out of their own pockets?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The American diet is making Covid-19 worse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you were kind enough to give a decryption key to a hospital after targeting it with a ransomware attack, police would like another word with you. Seems somebody died because of it
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Fri September 18, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
IndyCar's new Nashville street course will have 1,660-foot bridge crossing. No word as yet on any pick-up truck, cheatin' wife, or ol' hound dawg chicanery
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Hey scientists how's that COVID-19 vaccine going? Scientists: Vaccine? We could have sworn you all had asked for bacteria that breathes electricity
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(Willamette Week)
 
Weeners
 
The next Mayor of Portland, Oregon uses artwork in her performance reviews
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
As it turns out, there's a real conspiracy to remove the conspiracy-theorist mayor of Sequim. I always knew those shiny little things were up to no good by the way they got everywhere
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Suck it, Pol Pot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A pastor in Idaho called himself a "no-masker" during a service and repeatedly questioned the veracity of coronavirus case reporting. You know what happened next
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Morocco World News)
 
Weeners
 
Penis fish cause embarrassment, amusement, confusion, and frustration. Consult your doctor if symptoms last more than 48 hours
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(Morocco World News)
 
Weeners
 
Penis fish cause embarrassment, amusement, confusion, and frustration. Consult your doctor if symptoms last more than 48 hours
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A decides they don't want to be at the stupid San Antonio airport anyway
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And the newest contender for Masshole of the year is ... a three way tie?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The city of Worcester may have overlooked one teensy tiny detail when they were getting fleeced by Larry Lucchino to move the Red Sox' AAA team there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The city of Worcester may have overlooked one teensy tiny detail when they were getting fleeced by Larry Lucchino to move the Red Sox' AAA team there
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Dear Grubhub, Doordash, etc: GFY. Sincerely, Denver City Council
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Dear Grubhub, Doordash, etc: GFY. Sincerely, Denver City Council
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DeBlasio delays in-person NYC school reopening again, again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The same day that Barr gave a speech defending his tanking of the Flynn and Stone cases because he wanted to end what he called "the criminalization of politics". The story breaks that he asked his prosecutors to charge Seattle's mayor with sedition
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor De Blasio to furlough all City Hall employees, including himself. And a shout of joy was heard through the five boroughs
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor De Blasio to furlough all City Hall employees, including himself. And a shout of joy was heard through the five boroughs
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(WDEL Delaware)
 
 
 
Thanks to this guy, the violent weekend has ended. Or perhaps, phrasing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick's maternal spawning unit has been taken offline
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why has this story not gotten any traction? If I stole $4 million from 9/11 first responders I'd think people would want to hear about it. But my name's not Trump
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
The most bougie convenience store you ever did see
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Man who damaged government building by ramming it repeatedly with truck gets massive sentence of .... 18 months?
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Tue September 15, 2020
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Jake Gardner, the white nationalist bar owner who killed BLM protestor James Scurlock, is indicted for manslaughter
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(News and Star (UK))
 
 
 
Regret to report that the second coming of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ has been delayed because [checks notes] He's been remanded in custody for skipping His train fare
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lifetime to make syrupy holiday movie featuring LGBT couple, but no one knows who's going to play the big-city lawyer and who's the small-town resident who owns a bookstore. And what about the dog?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman punched by police officer during a rally in the Minsk region. A man should never strike another woman, especially in the Minsk region
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Colony of bats in Phoenix so large, they appear on the National Weather Service's radar
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Dakota city council member unleashes an epic verbal smackdown on an anti-gay citizen
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Nevada firm that hosted indoor Trump rally hit with $3000 fine. Company officials think that's Xtreme
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Police brutality bonds" are, unsurprisingly, literally big business
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugandan man tries to get a head in Parliament
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Amazon secretly lobbied VERY hard against Portland's just passed ban on the use of 'facial recognition" technology by government agencies OR private businesses in the city, despite publicly saying they aren't in the face recognition tech business
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well that's one way to save $4.3 million
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Sun September 13, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
After 13 years, Opa-Locka, FL has overturned a ban on "saggy pants". So now you can be 'Lookin' like a fool. With your pants on the Ground'
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Sat September 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's son, who has worked for Trump the past three years, believes he can run, win and become the next NYC mayor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Families pool money to buy 97 acres to build a black-friendly city in Georgia. Surely no one will have a problem with this
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Who is a kook?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to send people to Mars by 2024. Biggest obstacle is going thru listing applicants that includes over half of the USA
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Fri September 11, 2020
(KMBC Kansas City)
 
 
 
If the Air Force cancels a Stealth bomber flyover of an empty stadium, would anyone notice either way?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After six months, the shopping mecca at the heart of Manhattan's newest, big-money real-estate development is open for business. But does anyone care?
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Planned 9/11 flyover of low-flying planes over tall buildings in New York City slammed for some damn reason or another
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Do you remember the 9/11 Budweiser commercial? It only aired once
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Thu September 10, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DeShaun Watson or Patrick Mahomes? Do you like blue or gold with your red? The Chiefs begin their title defense by squaring off with the Texans. Thursday Night Football kicks off at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City greenlit; no word yet on who the husband will be
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fleet of alien ships in broad daylight sky compared to dozens of strange lights flashing, street lights
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
What the end of the world looks like
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Who could have figured that Newark, NJ would wind up being one of the nation's best models for fighting COVID-19. Yet here we are with an underfunded poor city doing better than almost everyone else
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Because what every high-end mall needs is a COVID-19 boutique. For all you Zoomers, malls were large indoor structures with multiple storefronts, most of which wouldn't ship to you, that doubled as free childcare for teenagers
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Come to Vancouver for the beautiful weather and fantastic restaurants, stay for the massive rat population
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Kansas City is now home to a barbecue vending machine. I'm going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Recently escaped city folk, are the suburbs too loud for you urban ears?
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
SF recognizes the importance of keeping privately owned gyms closed, while also recognizing the importance of keeping the city owned gyms open
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle shuts down entire city park on Labor Day due to act of god...damned covidiots
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle shuts down entire city park on Labor Day due to act of god...damned covidiots
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Tue September 08, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Winston-Salem hosting President Trump campaign event on now....I need an emergency evacuation from this city stat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rochester PD leadership takes their ball and goes home
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
New mental health response team formed in Denver that sends a paramedic plus a mental health expert to 911 calls instead of police. To date, the van has taken more than 350 calls without once having to call in police backup
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago's newest food sensation, the quesabarria, which is just another sandwich
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One town in Kentucky has a booming economy despite Covid Recession. Who knew bourbon was such a safe investment?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One town in Kentucky has a booming economy despite Covid Recession. Who knew bourbon was such a safe investment?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Govern like you care about small business and small business will thrive
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
2020 gets around to Millard Fillmore
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City Farkers: be warned, 2020 is coming for a visit. Hurricane force winds forecast for north Salt Lake tonight in an arctic storm
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Mon September 07, 2020
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City Police attempted to calm autistic teen with several gunshot wounds
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In response to the high number of COVID cases at the University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa mayor reopens city's bars
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Because people can't stay the f*ck home, Disney World and its competitors were filled to capacity this Labor Day weekend
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Sarah Sanders describing a former colleague, Javanka's spokesperson, as a "liberal, aggressive, foulmouthed Jew from New York City".....IN PRINT. Jesus, Sarah, I think even the dog your brother killed heard that
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"Just because I joke and talk about killing blacks doesn't make me racist. Can I have my job back?" Arbitration board: "Yes, Officer, here's your gun, badge and back pay"
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Edison Utilities remind you their techs won't demand entrance at 3 AM on razor scooters, & uniforms bear name of outfit founded by Menlo Park's Thomas A., not Lodi's Glenn Danzig; "I was like, 'You're wearing a Misfits t-shirt You're not official'"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's "plane loaded with thugs" appears to be a Salt Lake City flight with supposed Black Lives Matter protesters. Bonus: The story came from passenger Republican Rep. Devin Nunes
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Danbury agrees to name its treatment sewage plant after John Oliver, provided he comes over and cleans up his shiat
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what dinosaurs used to live in your neighborhood?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Here's a real page-turner about the journey the ashes of famed scribe Dorothy Parker has taken over the course of a few decades. They're finally coming back to New York City
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
City of Seattle, following guidance from the Governor's office and the CDC, extends eviction moratorium through the end of 2020. Area landlords respond exactly how you'd think landlords would respond
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Times of Israel)
 
Weeners
 
Let's check in on the status of Israel-Chilean relations, shall we? Oh. Oh that's definitely a penis
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Beloved Alabama mayor dies of hoax "big city disease"
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Looks like a warm 90 degrees for Labor Day but get out your snow tires for Tuesday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Jessup more or less confirms the veracity and source of the stories about him taking a dump on veterans
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Folks in Spotsylvania County, Virginia are better than most at the TikTok "shoot yourself to death while handcuffed in the back seat of a Sheriff's department patrol car" challenge. At least, that's what the Sheriff's department says
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC had an emerging citywide gun crisis and prosecutors started a new program with tougher sentencing. Did they apply it to the whole city? No. Did they apply it to the highest crime areas? Also no. Did they apply it to the blackest neighborhoods? Yes
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mammoth herd discovered at Mexico City airport construction site. Also maskless
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gullible Louisiana hicks fall for satirical announcement of upcoming protest by card-carrying members of Antifa. Embarrassed mayor tries to sue "organizer" to recover funds wasted on police response. Hilarity to ensue
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish pub in New York City brings Irish tradition to the states, offers free pint of Guinness to anyone who donates blood during the shortage hard by Covid-19
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WTF did L.A. just make a decision on? I thought it was a planned joke, but it looks really weird
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WTF did L.A. just make a decision on? I thought it was a planned joke, but it looks really weird
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The real surprise is that it took this long for designers to put a high-fashion spin on face masks
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
King Louis XVI removed due to civil unrest, not a repeat from 1792
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo: you come to my city, Trump, you better bring an army
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Akonda Forever
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an email to his neighbors Portland's mayor said it would be "best for me and for everyone else's safety and peace" that he finds a new home
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
New Yorkers can once against exhale, sweat, fart, shower, and generally work out in NYC gyms. Still no cure for not being able to dine indoors
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nearly half of New Yorkers think the Big Apple is rotting. The rest are natives who grew up in the 1970s and '80s who say those people have never seen a really rotten Big Apple
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Montana's "Lost Attractive and Successful African-American Lake" gets name change to "Lost Slightly Less Offensive Euphemism for Attractive and Successful African-American Lake." Today, some people still have a problem with changing it again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Citizen at city council meeting addresses the most important problem facing the world today: Why are boneless chicken wings described as such? They are not chicken wings. Bonus parting shot at the very end
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to visit Kenosha on Thursday, no doubt to conduct damage control
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says you will die on Mars
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Portsmouth, Virginia police officer dislikes Black people holding public office, begins arresting them all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The suburban real estate frenzy is not being driven by a dislike of city living, but by employers making workers supply their own office space
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There are close to 190,000 Americans dead from Trump's inaction on COVID-19 but Republicans have found the real outrage: Nancy Pelosi got her hair done today
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cadet Bone Spur's "People In Dark Shadows" meltdown during his Fox News interview with Laura Ingraham has lit up Twitter like light from a thousand supernovas
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas man breaks out Halloween, Christmas decorations to promote face masks. Let's help him come up with some new ones
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
For its next Apple TV update, the remote is rumored to be (a) larger, to make it difficult to fall between the cushions, (b) textured, to make it difficult to slip between the cushions, or (c) add "Find My" so owners at least know what city it's in
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What is this? A city for ants??
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(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
"COVID-19 arrived on a space rock, which was spotted as a bright fireball over the city of Songyuan in North East China on October 11, 2019"
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Just checking in on all you DC Farkers now that the city's been destroyed by rioters. Are you able to scavenge enough food and weaponry to survive in the ruined hellscape of our shattered capital? Thoughts and prayers aplenty
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
The Trumper who was shot to death in Portland "was not a radical, he was not a racist, he was not a fascist. He was a freedom-loving American" who died expressing his belief that persons who oppose Donald Trump need to get a face full of bear mace
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Mon August 31, 2020
(West Side Rag)
 
 
 
Stupid New Yorker doesn't think out her cunning plan carefully before giving up her rent-stabilized UWS apartment in order to move to Vermont
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Thirty-eight reasons to leave your lover
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Someone made a show about how the Romans invented recycling, but then Pompeii had to ruin it. What will Pompeii manage to destroy next?
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(Ames Tribune)
 
 
 
Because this is the dumbest timeline, area with top COVID infection rate in country to host 25,000 stadium attendees this weekend
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wisconsin governor Evers tells Trump to STFO
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to buy your condo with a view of a homeless guy taking a dump
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The Trump administration has investigated itself and found they've done nothing wrong
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Trying to score with four and seven year olds, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that some men are sick bastards
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House chief of staff Mark Meadows:"Most of Donald Trump's America is peaceful"
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Sun August 30, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pinterest to pay $89.5 MILLION, to CANCEL lease in SF
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC residents flee for the suburbs en masse. This is not a headline from 2001, 1986, 1977 or 1968
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Sat August 29, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
15 years ago today, the levees broke in New Orleans
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
DirecTV, valued at $49 billion when AT&T bought it in 2015, can now be yours for the cool price of under $20 billion. It's not TV, it's Dying Business Model TV
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
One good earthquake and Iran could have 'huge explosion deadlier than Beirut' thanks to having 300 oil tankers parked on a major fault line just north of Tehran. Big ba da BOOM indeed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City - Roommate wanted. Must not inject me with ketamine and E. Coli
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Some Vegemite)
 
 
 
Can any of you Aussies stomach a Vegemite sammich? The 1950s icon of the brand is calling it a day and Vegemite is in search of a modern-day star
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
The City Of Cucamonga has a giant chunk of the World Trade Center lying around they need a million bucks+ to display at their firehouse
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Head of the NYPD union demands that Mayor de Blasio resign by 'sundown.' At least he is not demanding de Blasio leave on the high noon subway train
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Winds howled, water leaked through windows and the generators kicked on at Lake Charles Memorial Hospital. Despite it all, the NICU staff kept all 19 of its babies safe through the Category 4 storm. Tag needs to be plural
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rudy 91ul1ani gives an unhinged speech at the RNC, not that he can give any other kind
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Give up some cheers for the Brits and their environmentalism, one in three of them admit to having sex in the dark to save on their electricity bill
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Thu August 27, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK warns of 'ghost towns' if employees don't return to city-centre offices. Early warning signs will include too much fighting on the dance floor, people getting angry, government leaving youth on the shelf
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Masks imposed on Paris as 20% of the city is in the virus Red Zone. And as we all know, the red zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of patients only. There is no stopping in the white zone
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(Some NPR Guy)
 
 
 
Gleaners are rescuing vegetables only to send them to their doom at local food banks
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
At their convention this week, to demonstrate how bad Joe Biden's America would be, the Trump campaign showed footage of rioting... from Barcelona, for some reason
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In case you thought Tucker Carlson's attempts to turn the Kenosha shooter into a hero were him "going rogue", here's the NY Post, another NewsCorp property running a story about him washing graffiti off a wall the day before he murdered people
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I got a quarter-acre here in beautiful Circle Pines "after dark", Minnesota. This place is built on sand. Should I put in a prairie dog colony? Anyone have prairie dogs? Nextdoor was no help at all
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop denies being ripped on coke during RNC speech, blames "bad lighting" and quips that people must be confusing him with Hunter Biden
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bubonic plague spotted in seventeen China provinces, claims latest report from the GODDAMMIT 2020 Institute (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two protesters killed by white militia in Kenosha and here comes the graphic videos that will do nothing to change preconceived opinions
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Maybe the McCloskeys thought the protesters were actually tax collectors
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Multiple protesters shot in Wisconsin
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Tue August 25, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1944, Paris was liberated from the Nazis after urging by De Gaulle. To be fair, it takes a lot of Gaulle to tell General Eisenhower what to do
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a bit of synchronicity, a kayaker tracks down and reunites author with message in a bottle. Author said to be impressed with his policework, walking on the moon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Kenosha, Wisconsin, police do not appear to have complete control over the protesters in their city
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The world's first gasoline powered scooter, the Autoped, made in New York City and used by the Post Office over 100 years ago
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant will get a street named after him in Los Angeles. Overpasses already being ruled out
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Father dealt it, daughter belt it
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Mon August 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Twenty inmates killed in prison riot in Madagascar, stunning international observers who had believed that the President had a way to shut down everything
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell?
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Worried about radiation? There's a custom iPod with a Geiger counter in it. Maybe. Story to the left, crazy conspiracy theories to the right. My theory involves robots and hot dogs
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Another Florida City Council meeting ends about as expected
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Volunteers unearth trove of 1100-year-old, 24-carat-gold coins during excavation near the city of Yavne in Israel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
...two, three. Three states traced COVID-19 cases to the Sturgis motorcycle rally. Ah, ah, ah
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver Memorial Sewage Plant to be dedicated in Danbury
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver Memorial Sewage Plant to be dedicated in Danbury
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Russia shakes its impotent fist at America with its new drone sub which it claims could destroy the US by triggering an underwater earthquake and radioactive tsunamis using a nuke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♪ London bridge is stuck open, stuck open, stuck open ♫... Wait, how did that song go again?
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Sat August 22, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese town wants to dismantle sacred gate of unknown origin which may or may not unleash a plague of undead on the world (which would be very on-brand for 2020)
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Doing everything you can to avoid going anywhere but your house? Great here's your jury duty summons. Bring a mask and try not to be sick
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Once "the Crossroads of the World", "the Center of the Universe", "the heart of the Great White Way", Times Square is now the worst attraction in New York City
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Hey Melbourne, is that a typo or are you just happy to see us?
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Sign on lawn says "Racism is for coonts," and apparently some people have a problem with this
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Coronavirus outbreak hits CBS Television City
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Thu August 20, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Remember how we were told Michigan wasn't at fault for the Flint water disaster? Yeah, about that
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Remember how we were told Michigan wasn't at fault for the Flint water disaster? Yeah, about that
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump trolls Biden' by campaigning in his hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Biden to return favor by making stop in fetid, seeping anal fissure of eldritch god Cthulhu
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
A city in South Dakota is mourning the loss of a beloved...cornstalk
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(NPR)
 
 
 
L.A. Mayor: Throw stupid parties, win stupid prizes
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Wed August 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Before long, somebody might have to go stick a finger in a dike
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Before long, somebody might have to go stick a finger in a dike
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, the Sturgis rally was a big hit. Some bikers may be taking home an unexpected souvenir along with a headache, some MAGA swag, and a few STDs
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Whoever has 'giant ring of black smoke floating over California city' on their 2020 bingo card, step up and claim your prize
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
To help enforce mask compliance, Nashville health department plans to increase inspections at strip club. New motto: Strip it or ticket
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
What is this, a city for mice?
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
Aaaannnd...here come the Sturgis Covid cases
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Tue August 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welcome to NYC. Sign here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
About that work from home nonsense... back to the salt mines
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bears announce Soldier Field during the Coronavirus Pandemic will look like Wrigley Field any given day
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
'Escape from San Francisco': The sequel to 'Escape from New York' and the exodus of the citizens
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
'Escape from San Francisco': The sequel to 'Escape from New York' and the exodus of the citizens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great-great-great granny apple dies at 194
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Mon August 17, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Trying to take 15 tons across a 5 ton bridge
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
News: City official takes a bribe. Fark: payment was a goat
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Rare? Fire tornado trifecta in effect. Fire tornado warning for Reno. Biggest Little City in the World in danger of getting bigger by being spread of larger area
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
What the world needs now...is good samaritans to clean it up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kansas City teen community college student candidate now leading in Kansas race against 69-year-old seven-term state Rep. Stan Frownfelter, admits blackmail, revenge porn
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Could Halloween actually be canceled?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Birmingham debutantes lament the fact that cosplaying slave-owning plantation mistresses just doesn't bring them the same sense of joy anymore
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The Fox Theatre in Atlanta had its own phantom - a cool guy named Joe Patten who had a swank apartment in the place
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan do-gooder obsessed with personally fixing illegally obscured license plates. Because I don't know why
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Proud Boys" and other right-wing fascists are starting to get their asses kicked when they show up at protests
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(ESPN)