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| Wed March 01, 2023 |
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Radium is good for you right?
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Radium is good for you right?
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Attention Farkers, can you spot the wrong word used in the headline?
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That's not what they mean when they say you can take a bus from the airport into the city
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KISS announces their super duper, totally not kidding, for realsies, to tackebacks 1-2-3 Not It, super double secretion reverse probation "Last Shows Ever" in New York City, Dec 1 and 2. Stop laughing. They really mean it this time
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Thin blue line coming for chubby orange line
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Does this mean they're good bad apples or bad good apples?
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Crazed Republican politician doesn't believe in the separation of church & state, "because when we took prayers out of schools, guns came into schools." Oh wait, it was NYC mayor Eric Adams
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Lightfoot goes down like the Edmund Fitzgerald
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| Tue February 28, 2023 |
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Ocean City NJ, $150,000,000 hotel project opposed by mayor, in contrast to mayor's business partner who is proposing the project
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Ocean City NJ, $150,000,000 hotel project opposed by mayor, in contrast to mayor's business partner who is proposing the project
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Arizona: There's no reason to stop growing our communities because we're in a mega-drought. MOAR GOLF COURSES. MOAR MCMANSION-FILLED SUBURBS. MOAR GREEN LAWNS. God will provide the water we need
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Russia gets hiat with double whammy, closes airspace over St. Petersburg after UFO spotted as fighter jets scramble and millions told to rush to nuke shelters after TV hack
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"I said to myself, 'why would anyone have a porta-potty in their front yard?' Then when I found out why it was there. My question quickly was, 'who is going to come and pick it up?'"
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Greatest. Minor. League. Team. Name. EVAR
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Jimmy Haslam decides now is the perfect time to start stadium extortion demands
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Not news: Officer arrested. Also not news: "Just 'one bad apple'" Fark: ... How does the rest of that saying go again?
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| Wed February 08, 2023 |
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Mississippi House votes to re-institute slavery in Jackson by ensuring that white masters oversee all judicial appointments. You know, to make sure they get "qualified" candidates
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This story had everything. A 100 MPH kidnapping, gas stove molestation, a stolen truck, break-ins, and the God Damned Bat Man going rogue. Bonus: his secret stupid identity is revealed
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What would you find in a 5000 year old tavern's fridge? You can find out on May 3rd at Penn Museum
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Dear Abby, my elderly parents dont want to drive 80 miles each way to see their grandchildren. What do?
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If you're going to steal monkeys from the zoo, don't try to make your escape using the city's light rail system and leave them in a vacant house
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After 3 episodes of filler, "The Bad Batch" has a two-part episode (S2E7-8) set on Coruscant. "The Cone Conspiracy" and "Truth and Consequences" are streaming now on Disney+. Ian McDiarmid guest stars
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Kyrie Irving felt "disrespected" by the Nets at times, for making unreasonable demands like "obey city ordinances", "don't be Antisemitic", and "play basketball"
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Anchorage City Hall: Fake resumes. Spying. Penis cookies. Aristocrats
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You could just watch some Star Wars movies for the set design. Or you could spend years in your mom's basement using 1990s graphics and some serious airquotes to make Frank Lloyd Wright designs "come to life"
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| Tue February 07, 2023 |
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Milwaukee streetlights strike back at dogs daring to pee on them
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Golden retriever gathering in Golden, Colorado, gives us another golden opportunity to celebrate them
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Why we can't have anything nice NYC style: The MTA spent nearly twice as much on consultants for the Second Avenue Subway as it did to actually dig the tunnel
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They said it's impossible. They said it can't be done. But The American Conservative managed to write an ENTIRE article about the US opioid crisis without mentioning either Purdue Pharma or the Sackler family with a single word. Congratulations
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Folks who couldn't get tickets to the Superb Owl are instead booking hotel rooms in Philly, getting ready for any greased lightpole climbing competition
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"Yes, you can get free Plan B here. Yes, you can get free condoms here. Yes, you can get high quality coffee and pastries here. We're just like the cool, big cities but in the middle of two dirt fields"
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Subby thinks Canada is joining the race to the education bottom, as man eats chili pepper to prove climate change is 'not a huge issue'
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Ozzy left speechless after winning Grammys for metal performance and rock album of the year, issues heartfelt statement instead
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Texas swears it'll have all power restored by February 12. This year
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| Mon February 06, 2023 |
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The mayor: I'm cracking down on unlicensed weed sales. The mayor's task force: Dude. So not true
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Now this might strike some readers as strange but I believe everyone involved in this story should mosh
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Throngs of remote workers, fleeing from cities to rural America during COVID pandemic, are no longer thronging. "The people can't find housing, and I'm not talking about affordable housing. I'm saying they can't find housing at all"
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The only Kansas Chiefs bar in Philadelphia wanted to have a Super Bowl party. Naturally, this didn't work out so well
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The only Kansas Chiefs bar in Philadelphia wanted to have a Super Bowl party. Naturally, this didn't work out so well
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WWJD? Apparently screw the poor. Churches agree that merging and selling property to Lehigh University for $3.7 million is really much better for everyone instead of taking city's offer of $3.5 million to make land available for low income housing
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Ok Farkers, let's settle the Archie/Meathead debate once and for all: Is it sock/shoe, sock/shoe, or is it sock/sock, shoe/shoe?
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If you're a football fan, this should determine whether it's time to move or not with the list of best and worst cities to be a fan
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Manchester Cheaty
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Remember how oh-so-funny Republicans started calling it "Obamacare" to link his name to it like an albatross, but then Obama embraced the term and beat them all? Well, this is like that, except with busing migrants across the country
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Half scoop taunting the dynamite monkey
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| Fri February 03, 2023 |
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Brazilian submarine sandwiches set Guiness world record. Yup, that's a lot of sandwiches
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Coffee is expensive, and so is the cost of bail when I don't have any
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Coffee is expensive, and so is the cost of bail when I don't have any
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NYC fails at legal weed: The 20-odd unlicensed weed shops within a half mile of its two legal dispensaries, the weed is cheaper and often better because it doesn't have to be New York-grown
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NYC fails at legal weed: The 20-odd unlicensed weed shops within a half mile of its two legal dispensaries, the weed is cheaper and often better because it doesn't have to be New York-grown
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State representatives want stamp to honor celebrity loner troublemaker who lived in Hollywood Hills for 10+ years, the mountain lion known as P22
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State representatives want stamp to honor celebrity loner troublemaker who lived in Hollywood Hills for 10+ years, the mountain lion known as P22
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Can Gen Z make friends in the pandemic era? Subby would just tell them to hang out at the mall. Oh wait
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Always a more pleasant experience than coil whine it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT a list of the best sim games you can play right now. Free games, discussion, etc to the right. Side note: indie &/or early access games you'd recommend? Tell us
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Biden, Harris to announce funding for lead pipe removal in Philadelphia; McConnell criticizes White House for not focussing instead on rope, revolver or dagger removal from Glendale, AZ
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Elderly driver mistakes downtown city park for farmers' market because lakes look so much like parking lots
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