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Sun January 06, 2019
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
If you don't like these videos, you otter rethink your life
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Happy Three Kings Day
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Christmas tree gives one last present before being discarded
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Fri January 04, 2019
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Germany, zoo elephants eat Berlin's leftover Christmas trees
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Mon December 31, 2018
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
American holidays ranked. Who the fark likes Easter more than Halloween?
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Sat December 29, 2018
(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
Trifecta complete as Casper, WY challenges Atlanta with Mac and Cheese Noon Year celebration
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Thu December 27, 2018
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Seven in ten Americans had sex on Christmas. The other three apparently paid the price for getting their partner a cheap gift
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Couple that lost home in California wildfire gets pardoned. Who even knew that was against the law?
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your Christmas pickle ornament is based on a lie. Here's where the tradition came from (and it wasn't PICKLE RICK)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk Russian woman boasts she can feed caged bear during boozy Christmas party, succeeds
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Tue December 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lt. Dan flies 1,722 Gold Star families to Disney, requiring 14 airplanes to do it. Gary Sinise, you embody this tag
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Every Christmas day while he was President, Obama visited the troops. This year, there's a small chance Trump might tweet about them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait... Dick in a Box is a Christmas movie?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British foodies reveal their worst online grocery ordering substitution mishaps. "Rhodri Marsden, who plays with Leeds-based post-punk band Scritti Politti, was given turmeric instead of nutmeg"
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Mon December 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother gift-shamed for covering her Christmas tree with presents for her children. Honestly, mock her for the fire hazard
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Pass the Chop Suey: How Chinese food on Christmas became a Jewish-American tradition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"When did black labs start coming to this park?" Two dogs in turtlenecks become this week's meme
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
This is what Christmas looked like the year you were born, ranging from the start of holiday traditions to what movies were big
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The best Christmas song you've never heard? Green Christmas, an anti-consumer satire written in the 1950s
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's every cook's nightmare: the holiday guest who shows up for dinner and promptly announces they will no longer eat your blood turkey or cruelty-laden prime rib. Top chefs reveal how to manage the vegan situation with aplomb
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Sun December 23, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's everything open on Christmas day
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(Prince William Times)
 
 
 
So you know how we'd all be saying "Merry Christmas" again and immigrants would get the shaft? The National Christmas Tree will be dark this year while the Statue of Liberty remains open
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(CTV News)
 
Weeners
 
Nothing says Christmas quite like penis-shaped bushes lit up with blue balls (and yes, it's Not Safe For Work for really uptight workplaces)
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Don't have space for a Christmas tree? Decorate a pineapple instead
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Sat December 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Climbing a tree can be fun, but climbing the National Christmas Tree will get you a trip to the hospital for a psychological evaluation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father likes to play with makeup with his 9-year-old daughter ... so of course people have a problem with this. Talk about a real drag
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Christmas tree in a bottle
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Fri December 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nanny state thanks your solar panels for providing free electricity for everyone else
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"This normal-looking Christmas tree has gone viral - can you see why?" No, I really can't (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White House says Trump will cancel his Mar-a-Lago trip if there is a shutdown. Place your bets on what is more important: Border Wall (+250) or Winter Golf (-280)
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Thu December 20, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
This just in: No, your Christmas tree doesn't need vodak, just you
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(Some Santa)
 
 
 
Of course we know Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but gather your children around the TV to share the timeless message of hope in these other holiday classics, inlcuding The French Connection, L.A. Confidential, The Godfather, and Eyes Wide Shut
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh Christmas Weed, Oh Christmas Weed, Toledo loves their Christmas Weed
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
And now, straight from Canada, a textbook video lesson on how not to position a ladder while putting up Christmas decorations
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Wed December 19, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
What is it about the Grinch that makes people want to have sex with him?
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
The poser of modern times: how do you pull off a Dad Christmas without being totally lame
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Mon December 17, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Holiday weight gain: Can it be avoided? Probably not." There is a fine line that one has to waddle between over-indulging and obsessive exercising. Good luck with that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When going to buy your Christmas turkey this year you may have to fight your way through a chain of Vegans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I don't see the point of Christmas and refuse to buy presents"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My family made a decision years ago to replace Christmas with Bad Choices Day. It works out quite well"
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Sun December 16, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Among the traditional nativity characters in Catalonia is a little figure, trousers down, taking a dump
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Sat December 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
There is nothing more manipulative than proposing to someone on Christmas; it is, in fact, an act of evil
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Fri December 14, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Back in the day when you could eat your Christmas tree ornaments
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Of course you realize that "penis" is an anagram of "spine", right? Spine
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(River Bender)
 
 
 
A decent bartender will get your drink right. A good bartender will help you plan the perfect Christmas party. A great bartender will recover your stolen car and deliver it to you in time to make that Christmas party
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Is that a Christmas tree...or are you just happy to see me?"
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Thu December 13, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What is the strangest or scariest thing, natural or otherwise, that you've ever found in your Christmas tree?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Boobies
 
Complement your reindeer boob with a "bum wreath" this Christmas so you can AW coming and going. Cheekily NSFW
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're 37% more likely to have a heart attack on Christmas Eve, which is mostly just from trying to get your kids to go back to sleep for the FIFTH DAMN TIME
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Wed December 12, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Don't feel bad, chances are they really did get what they deserved
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Eight holiday beers that don't taste like a Yankee Candle
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Move over Krampus, the Belsnickel will come around asking children if they were naughty or nice this year
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
These are definitively the greatest Christmas movies of all time. And yes - Die Hard IS a Christmas movie
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why doesn't Australia make Christmas movies? Probably because by the time Satan gets there he's stuffed and ready to kill, just like everything else down there. Also, it's farking hot
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Tue December 11, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Man fires 15 shots at roommates after drunkenly knocking over Christmas tree. Maids-a-milking, ladies dancing ran screaming before he was tackled by lords and drummers, Feathers everywhere
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(Today)
 
 
 
Turns out grandma's ceramic Christmas tree is worth something on eBay this time of year
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(Some Grinch)
 
 
 
How one man's quest to one-up the Griswolds and spread Christmas cheer led to a miserable four-year war with his neighborhood
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sinkhole in road gets fixed thanks to Santa
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Mon December 10, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas firefighters save hundreds of snakes from burning house. No word if they found the missing bike
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Outdoor Christmas lights being destroyed by (a) Teen vandals getting a cheap thrill, (b) Intolerant snowflakes waging a war on Christmas, or (c) Squirrels. Tag is for any creature that thinks lead-coated wires have a good flavor
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
These are the best Christmas songs to have sex to. Fairytale of New York comes in third because nothing like a song that begins with an alcoholic in a drunk tank to get you in the mood
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Sun December 09, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Someone bought Christmas trees online, sight unseen. This is how it turned out
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(Independent)
 
 
 
There is no honest answer to the question "What would you like for Christmas?"
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Sat December 08, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you like having perfect strangers gleefully poke you in the stomach, have we got a holiday gift idea for you
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Fri December 07, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man who is the walking embodiment of Unable to Get Over It puts wrapped present under his tree every year since 1971 given to him by an ex-gf in high school. Finally gets around to opening it. Good thing it wasn't a puppy
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Thu December 06, 2018
(Some Edge Lord)
 
 
 
Let's all be That Guy/Gal and bicker about this list of worst Christmas TV specials. Yep, that Star Wars gem is on it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christmas party horror stories: Urine, and demons, and sex ... oh, my
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Snaketivity" display from Chicago Satanist Church finds home in Illinois statehouse holiday display, therefore Mike Pence is right and Chicago must be purified with megachurches
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Tue December 04, 2018
(BestLife)
 
 
 
Seventeen Christmas fails, including zombie army of bears and festive poop tree
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're supposedly doing wrong? Hanging lights on your Christmas tree
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Mon December 03, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Following on from those Christmas trees you can buy that are only the top half of the tree to stop your cats destroying them, it seems the same goes for humans
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Sun December 02, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Company designs extra-tall Xmas tree to keep ornaments out of reach from toddlers and curious cats. Take a bough
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Sat December 01, 2018
(Baltimore Brew)
 
 
 
The City of Baltimore is cannibalizing its own parks for Christmas trees
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Fri November 30, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently some people like to play hide the pickle
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Wed November 28, 2018
(Me TV)
 
 
 
Dear Santa - in lieu of presents I want you to drop me off in 1958. Your sleigh is a time-machine, right?
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Dear Santa - in lieu of presents I want you to drop me off in 1958. Your sleigh is a time-machine, right?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to trick your kids into doing chores? Dyson creates toy vacuum that actually works. Makes the perfect Christmas gift
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why buy Christmas when you can rent it?
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Mon November 26, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
41 Christmas gifts that even non-Farkers will love
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Benadryl or whiskey? Benadryl or whiskey? Benadryl or whiskey?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The White House Christmas trees this year were watered with the blood of the fallen in the War on Christmas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Groping managers? Drunk workplace Santas? Funding your CEO's ski vacation to show how much you appreciate him? All this and more are what you can expect from workplace holiday party horror stories
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
HOA:0, Home Owner:1
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Sun November 25, 2018
(Esquire)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is clebrating the most wonderful time of the year, but needs your help to put together the ulimtate holiday playlist ... that you'll most likely be burned out on by Wednesday. Ho Ho Ho
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Sat November 24, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Black Friday more like Bleak Friday for Sears
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Tue November 20, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
So it's come to this. People too lazy to go buy or cut down their own Christmas tree are ordering them on Amazon
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Mon November 19, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
How busy is your work schedule on Monday? Is it as bad as Trump's, whose entire to-do list contains the following: "Find Christmas tree; Tweet something incendiary before 8AM; eat lunch"
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Fri November 16, 2018
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The inevitable evolution of "cut your own Christmas tree" farms: whack your own turkey
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Wed November 14, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Does the helicopter have to stay in the box if it's raining?"
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Sun November 04, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
No
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Tue October 16, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
"We're not yet into November and stores are already playing Christmas music." How early is too early?
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Sun October 14, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
This Christmas, buy a fake tree or run the risk of having dozens of invasive, tree-killing Spotted Lantern Bugs infesting your home
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Fri October 12, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
When you think flavored tea, does pigs in a blanket come to mind? How about Brussels sprouts?
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Tue October 09, 2018
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Coming to the UK this Yuletide - Christmas tree flavored crisps. But is it cheaper than buying and eating a whole tree like I usually do?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Coming to the UK this Yuletide - Christmas tree flavored crisps. But is it cheaper than buying and eating a whole tree like I usually do?
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Thu October 04, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Will a baked potato really explode in the oven if you don't prick the skin? Here comes the science. Sort of
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Sun September 30, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Guaranteed to bring the Christmas spirit to your house: gin-filled ornaments
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