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headlines found matching 'Christmas tree'
Sat December 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ømicrøn karves its initials on over a dozen Norwegians and a møøse at office Christmas party. Fortunately they all have mild symptoms that do not require hospitalization, and are not pining for the fjords
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Posing in front of a Christmas tree with your family all holding guns doesn't inspire the peace and harmony the holiday is known for, isn't that right Rep. Tom Massie?
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
TFarker's Cancer Followup: Time to kick cancer's ass..details in thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bitcoin loses 20% on news a cat knocked over a Christmas tree, or the wind blew wrong, or something else
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Send them off to work in a West Virginia coal mine?
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
'Spindly' Trafalgar Square Christmas tree in London which just doesn't have that Rockefeller Center tree look, branded a 'national laughing stock' by onlookers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now you too can own a dive bar
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Wed December 01, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mum-of-one with a big case of the holiday spirits wakes up at 4am to drink, gets smashed by 9am on Xmas day. Why? Because she regularly sacrifices her own nights out so that she can serve others drinks the rest of the year
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rockefeller Christmas Tree to light it up this evening. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Armed Forces helicopter crew forced down by inclement weather is greeted by locals with keys to cabin for the night, chainsaws to cut down trees for bigger landing zone, and grilled cheese sandwiches. Apologies all around, we're guessing
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 20 Christmas movies for those who haven't seen Bad Santa or Trading Places, but at least they put Die Hard on there
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Mon November 29, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
No, Hanukkah is not "Jewish Christmas." Here's NPR to help us be just slightly less ignorant about stuff we should have learned a long, long time ago
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Your Griswold style display could cost you an $11,000 fine from the FAA. Squirrel in the Christmas tree out front should have told you
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian department store Christmas tree makes a return after 15 years in retirement and OMFG KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Fri November 26, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let her go to the Christmas Light show, she's 12 years old for crying out loud. What's the worst that can happen?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you more of an asshole for cutting down an actual Christmas tree, keeping it a few weeks, and then throwing it out or for buying an artificial tree and supporting all the chemicals, plastic, and other Earth-killing production that requires? FIGHT
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Wed November 24, 2021
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Old and busted: White House Christmas Tree. New hotness: Spruce Bader Ginsburg
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Just horrifically bad Christmas decorations
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Tue November 23, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Expect to pay more for Christmas trees this year, just like everything else
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Christmas tree removed after residents deemed it an "embarrassment". Charlie Brown unavailable for comment
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Now that the media's done the "turkey shortage" schtick to death, they're now already puking out the "Christmas Tree Shortage" schtick. Coming Soon: New Year's Confetti & Champagne shortage schtick
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now Witness the Power of These Fully Armed and Operational Tangerines
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Sat November 13, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
♫ Rocking around the Rockefeller Christmas Tree, it's almost Christmas time on Fark
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I like my women like I like my Christmas trees - big and green
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Thu November 11, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia: still an FAFO kinda town. Even at the Christmas Village in Love Park
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Wed November 10, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh yeah? Why don't you take this Christmas present and shove it up your ass? No, seriously - I'm not trying to be rude or anything. That's just what you're supposed to do. Probably should lube it up first
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Tue November 09, 2021
(The Sun)
 
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Everything looks like a penis if you look hard enough, even a Christmas tree in the city center (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 05, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Prepare for the giant pickle incident
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Sun October 24, 2021
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Look on Hallmark's works, ye Mighty, and despair: Here's a list of all 41 farking Christmas movies they're debuting this year
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Fri October 22, 2021
(TED)
 
 
 
There's no cow on the ice - Foreign idioms
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Wed October 20, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Little Debbie is releasing Christmas Tree Cake ice cream, as if our blood sugar levels aren't high enough already
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Fri October 15, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"The White House has a 35-foot tree, Rockefeller center has a 75-foot tree, why shouldn't we have a 140-foot tree in Enid, Oklahoma?"
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Tue October 12, 2021
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
"Blown Away: Christmas" is not your Die Hard/Pornhub fan fic, but should still be pretty hot
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Fri October 08, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Founder of Bachman Turner Overdrive prepares to fly over Pacific to retrieve his prized '57 Gretsch guitar stolen from Toronto Holiday Inn in 1976 after neighbor's CSI skills lead to YouTube video from 2019 Christmas party at Tokyo restaurant
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Fully decorated Christmas tree spotted in home 3 months before Christmas. The Mirror is there with this important story
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Mon August 23, 2021
(KYW Newsradio)
 
 
 
Red means stop. Green means go. Red and Green means you're on your own
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ted Lasso gives us the gift of one of the best Christmas episodes of all time today
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