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Sat March 06, 2021
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Vegas Golden Knights luck at picking hotels is worse than their luck on the ice. Do you know the way to a better place to stay in San Jose, btw?
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
LIES
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Tue March 02, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
OH NO, new Covid relief bill will probably have similar levels of fraud as previous bills. Anyway, how much have we thrown at the F-35?
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Naturalist says he had a mythical hobbit 'sighting' after 'little hairy man' jumped onto his roof and calls out to pal. No word yet if the little guy asked his pal to bring another drink for the nutter (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim O'Brien has seen Trump's taxes and he believes the accountant is going to flip. Oh please oh please oh please, subby won't ask for anything for Christmas, just give us this
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has a chocolate addiction; he's eaten entire bags of Christmas or Halloween candy meant for our kids in one sitting. If I have my own bag, he eats it; he promises to buy me some but never does. He says it's my fault he's addicted. Is it?"
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans: Sure, the power grid catastrophically collapsed and people froze to death in their homes, but at least we staved off mass hysteria by making it crystal clear that teachers are allowed to say "Merry Christmas"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's going to be a shortage of PS5 consoles this Christmas. This is not an article from last year
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(iHorror)
 
 
 
The one movie that has never needed a sequel is apparently getting a sequel
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another Lincoln Project co-founder resigns, this time over a "contract dispute"
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently the nutty bodybuilder who 'married' a sex doll story has gotten weirder, she's broken down and he has now ordered second wife - a huge chicken sex toy (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu February 18, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Positive Covid cases falling dramatically. Florida: We can't have that now, can we
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Wednesday gets own show at Netflix. The Weeknd inconsolable
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Wed February 17, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden attempts to soothe a child with fears of Covid-19
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've had an acrimonious relationship with my aunt the bulk of my life; she's never liked my mother. I reached out this Christmas after getting cookies from her, only to find that she thinks it's a choice people get offender by racism. Are we done?"
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
Man decides to paint his house during the pandemic, then again and again and again
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Fri February 12, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney is "committed" to the theatrical release of Black Widow
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News refused to show new footage of the January 6 terror attack
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neighborhood putting their Christmas lights back up after one woman was shamed for not taking down her father's lights in a timely manner after he passed from Covid-19
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Tue February 09, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
DOJ drops lawsuit against Melania's friend who recorded the ex-FLOTUS's racist tirade
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Postmaster General says he apologizes for ruining Christmas for many to help Trump sabotage mail in voting and please don't fire me
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally, a legitimate and non-Covidie excuse for not taking down the Christmas lights
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now *there's* an obit
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Sat February 06, 2021
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after decaying corpse of mother discovered in home; claims she didn't report the death because she "didn't want to be alone." I guess we all go a little mad sometimes
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
♫ A month after Christmas, Animal Services had to free: eight dogs a-wilting, seven cats a-slimming, six donkeys braying, one riiiiing-taaaailed lemur, four trampling horses, three wretched minis, too much feces, and an alpaca standing in pee. ♫
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Fri February 05, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"SecurCare" not so secure
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Mon February 01, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
And now, the most important news coming out of the White house that you'll hear about all day
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Former Patriot Danny Amendola is off Bill Belichick's Christmas card list: "None of those coaches threw any passes....Tom Brady is the 'Patriot Way,' and that's why Tom Brady's in the Super Bowl right now and the Patriots aren't"
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Sun January 31, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK businesses facing up to a cardboard box shortage. Nation's cats inconsolable
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Thu January 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Redditraders go all Little John on Robin Hood for cancelling Christmas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video of Shannen Doherty and the adorable baby (not hers) who "stole" her phone. Skip ahead to the part where she screams, breaks a vase, and calls the cops
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Wed January 27, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kenan Thompson will not quit SNL for his new sitcom. OOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEE WHAT'S UP WITH THAT
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Tue January 26, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EPL Tuesday: Palace hosts West Ham in a London Derby, Newcastle needs a win against Leeds, Saints and Gunners in part 2 of a double header from Saturday, and West Brom faces Citeh. First two matches at 1:00pm ET on NBC/Peacock
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
It sucks when your house catches fire. It sucks even more when it catches fire twice in 30 days. At least it won't happen a third time, by the looks of it
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Sun January 24, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Why is freedom of the press so important? So the press can help unemployed man recover $80,000 life savings after banks seized funds
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Sat January 23, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Running untested viewer-submitted code on a 500 LED lighted Christmas tree? Sure, I watch this for a few minutes... (45 mins later) ... Ok, that was very cool
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's OTR Memory Bank (8PM ET). Connie misplaces the key to Madison High on the day an award is to be given, Liz needs a job because her Christmas Club account is empty and a missing lumberjack dies on Clark Kent's cabin doorstep
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Thu January 21, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Randy Parton, Dolly's brother and collaborator, dies at 67
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC responds to complaints about the complaints that lead them to dropping a show from its schedule
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Tue January 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Inflatable Christmas tree costume gave the gift of COVID to 90 people at hospital
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Apparently attempting to destroy 500 doses of Covid vaccine is only a misdemeanor in Wisconsin
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Never Forget, 1/19/77
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Old bands with new albums, booze promotions, and drug smuggling are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 3-9 Reverse Christmas Edition
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Sat January 16, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"You can't deny many people are better off," Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says of Trump's four years in office
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Fri January 15, 2021
(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
"The best life advice I can give you is this: If the authorities catch you with more than a pound of cocaine, flip on the other dealers. Oh, and vote Republican"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
There's no love quite like the love between a kindly woman and an ornery street hobo (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK Fishing Minister failed to read the fine print on the EU's Brexit deal because she was too busy with Christmas plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stop the Hollyweird presses, Macaulay Culkin backs petition to digitally replace Donald Trump in Home Alone 2 with himself
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
In Mexico, Baby Yoda is more popular than Baby Jesus
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Mon January 11, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
This isn't one of the ways to dispose of a Christmas tree
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready head line: It's the law: Does Santa carry liability insurance?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder who married sex doll cheats on her with "object". When asked for comment, Margo was reportedly speechless (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
To the roof, must help with the Christmas lights
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Jupiter, Saturn, and Mercury host a 1970s themed Zodiac party threesome in the sky this weekend. So whip out you high powered binoculars, you astral voyeurs
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Freight clearance facility built to process the Brexit backlog partially opens and starts accepting trucks for processing. well, they would, if the UK government hadn't given the drivers the wrong postcode and sent them though a small village
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(NPR)
 
 
 
140,000 Americans received pink coal from their employers for Christmas 2020
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
That Cleveland baseball team sends Lindor and Carrasco to the Mets. Wahoo
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What is Three Kings Day? Let us explain, my main man
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Just like your ex-girlfriend, Rowan Atkinson hates Mr. Bean
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
That drone you got for Christmas? It might be made of pineapples
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greek Orthodox church won't bend over and submit to lock-down protocols..They may have epiphany about this later
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The FBI has deemed the Christmas Day bombing in Nashville as not being a terrorist act
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(ITV)
 
 
 
96 96 year year old old woman woman tests tests positive positive for for coronavirus coronavirus
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Tesla with "hoax device" consisting of a tangle of wires, an aerosol can, pieces of wood, and four raw hot dogs prompts bomb scare at Queens mall. Honestly who uses hotdogs as dynamite?
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(So. Jersey Observer)
 
 
 
I apologize for interrupting .... AUGH .... PUSH ..... the proceeding your honor, but our ..... AUGH .... PUSH ..... daughter's coming out
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
In some cases, those restaurant gift cards you inflicted upon loved ones this Christmas may have meant a holiday bonus for restaurant staff
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Christ, what an @sshole
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Sat January 02, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Evidently doing God's work now gets you praised by Gene Simmons. Subby doesn't know whose side anyone is on anymore
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
New COVID strain that is 70% more transmissible and sends healthy young people to intensive care found in 30 countries since Christmas. Is it time to shut down air travel or are we waiting for mass graves?
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Hours after turning away hundreds of qualified citizens because of a "depleted inventory," TN COVID-19 vaccine administrators called their family members and friends to offer them vaccinations
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Mick Foley test positive for COVID-19. Hopefully, he won't be visited by the Undertaker
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Behold, Fark, a savior has arrived in the New Year
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Fri January 01, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Goats will eat anything - Christmas edition
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Want to get vaccinated? Prepare to wait in line. And wait. And wait. And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Apparently confident of resurrection, group of 10 unmasked partiers spent this Christmas frolicking on a yacht at Lazarus Island. Jesus Christ
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Welsh ATMs are diguro. Neu unbootable. Rhywbeth fel hynny
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Good: DeSantis lackey at health department who posted stupid Covid take to Twitter resigns. Bad: Is now at Dept of Education
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Fine. I'll write my OWN children's Christmas Book
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Queens Republican club's conga-line Christmas party attendee hospitalized with COVID-19. Was his reaction A) "COVID is real, everyone needs to take this seriously", B) "It's God's will", or C) "I don't know how I got this"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Not news: chairs left outside stolen. Fark: chairs returned in better condition than when they were taken
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that we have definitely determined, one and for all, that "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie, we can move on and state that "Trading Places" is a New Year's Eve movie. Change my mind
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop shows he's cut from the same psychopathic cloth as dad as he publicly humiliates his girlfriend in a Christmas video "I've managed to maintain a very low bar with Kimberly. I don't want her to get too big an ego, or accustomed to kindness"
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Headline: "PS5 consoles may soon be a lot easier to buy" Article: " PS5 stock will still be hard to come by in the coming weeks and months"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 worst things Trump did in 2020 to try and kill America. Yes, very much the short list
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "We regret to inform you that people are feeding pet leeches their own blood". Gordie LaChance: *faints*
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(Phone Arena)
 
 
 
If you asked for a smartphone for Christmas, you probably got Dr. Seuss's "9 Apples Up On Top" and an LG K30, whatever that is
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman with lots of holiday spirit (Champagne) jumps into Christmas tree while boogying down to Footloose song
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New Year's is the "best" holiday, claims person who hasn't heard of Festivus
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"I don't know how I got this," says man who contracted COVID at maskless Queens Republican Club Christmas party
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like God will get to sort them out after all
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mom left horrified after daughter's new Chritmas coloring book features a list of sex toys, naughty names and saucy positions. Subby surprised to discover his wife's nickname for him 'Harry Ballsack' has been taken
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump not happy with Melania's renovations to Mar-A-Lago. To be fair, he should have noticed what she did with White House Rose Garden and Christmas decorations
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Tue December 29, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Marcus Lemonis, the chairman and CEO of Camping World has launched a fund to help downtown Nashville business owners affected by the Christmas morning bombing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police would really like to hear your side of the story, person of interest in double homicide, so please stop by
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bodycam of the Christmas boom
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
BMG releases Christmas album with Jehovah's Witness song, among others. Difficulty: Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas as it's a pagan holiday, nor do they recognize other religions. Lawsuitilarity ensues
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff was NOT arrested over the Christmas weekend, no matter what your QAnon believing acquaintances posted on Facebook
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
"Vinyl record sales just had its best sales week ever. There were 1.842 million LP's sold in the US during the week leading up to Christmas. That's the biggest week the format has had since Nielsen/MRC Data began tracking sales information in 1991"
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Anyone care what Ted Nugent thinks these days? Me neither, but just in case you do, he's in rare form, even for Ted
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Photoshop these sheep and their christmas tree entree
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
The idiot joker in the box truck with the Christmas bomber copycat audio, yeah he doesn't look like he's laughing now. With mugshot goodness
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The town that makes its Christmas trees out of trash
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
And Irwin Mainway's favorite toy of the 2020 Christmas season IS...?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's brass bands are fighting to survive in case you hadn't heard
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(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
Struggling to dispose of this year's tree? Why not just eat it?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unbelievably enough, the Clippers have never been down by 50 points at halftime. Well, until today
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If we were to wage war on Christmas, would we invade the North Pole first? And if so, what would that conflict look like?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nesting Americans boosted the economy during the pandemic
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
And on a slow day in Lakeland FL, a turkey dies
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Sun December 27, 2020
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Box truck allegedly playing message similar to Christmas morning's evacuation recording causes highway shutdown outside of Nashville
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You better send thank-you cards this Christmas
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Apparently Santa's sleigh now has orbital launch capabilities
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Another alt-right "alternative" social media site -- this one that was supposed to "take down" Reddit -- has achieved their inevitable goal
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
So you got an air fryer for Christmas. Congratulations. Now what?
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Norwegian chemist creates mathematically ideal Christmas cookie pattern . Infinite waterfalls of dough coming next
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
DEAR DEIDRE, I was horrified after my wife started kissing my best mate's wife in front of me. When her breast came out I left the room. Subby fails to see the problem
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas Steve Bannon. You've been given the gift of a mandatory interview under oath. Fie lie lie lie lie, lie lie, lie lie
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
In announcement pleasing to coronaphobes and coulrophobes, socially distanced circus is coming to town
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Failed presidential candidate drops surprise album of "ancient and Latin inspired new music" on Christmas Day because of course he did
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greg "The Shark" Norman, who has praised Trump's handling of Covid-19, and well you know the rest
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Help solve this unsigned Christmas mystery
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida officials need more time to cook the numbers
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Note to police officers: Your Parler account can sometimes be linked back to you. Probably not the best place to state your willingness to kill SCOTUS justices, Obama and liberals in general
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Terrified that the Nashville Bomber could end up being one of their own viewers, Fox News goes into immediate distraction mode
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy Kwanzaa, Fark
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The U.S. Postal Service: the gift that will keep on giving ... Christmas gifts for the next week or so
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A blind kitten has been reunited with his brother just in time for Christmas after the two strays were rescued separately by the RSPCA. Welcome to Caturday
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dickens and New World turkey are responsible for your goose not being cooked, which would normally be a good thing
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The origins of 15 classic rock holiday songs to read while you're SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Hot damn, it was a bona fide Christmas miracle
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Diner customer pays for $60 breakfast tab with $2000 cash, tells staff to keep the change
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Fri December 25, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even the Christmas themed beach parties try to kill you in Australia
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Susan Collins concerned not enough Cuisinarts gifted this Christmas
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Kyler Murray's gift to his offensive line: personalized paintings of each in game action
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So you were lucky enough to score a Playstation 5 for Christmas. Now what? Well, you could start with Cyberpunk 2077....hahaha, just kidding. Who'd want to buy that crap? Here are some actual functioning games to consider instead
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(WWE)
 
 
 
On this Christmas edition of Smackdown: Roman faces K.O. in a steel cage match, a Women's Tag Team Titles triple threat match, Daniel Bryan takes on Jey Uso and Sami vs BIg E in an I.C. Title Lumberjack Match. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
An opinion piece on The Hill that makes sense? Merry Christmas
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 25 is "noel" as in: "I don't care how you pronounce Christmas, but there's Noel in Psalm"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas all y'all. MSNBC is doing a Dateline marathon today, so no Maddow tonight, but if you're around, let us convene at the regular 7PM Eastern as is our custom
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The AP sums up all we know about the Christmas Day Bombing in Nashville: we don't know the who or the why or the how, but we do know there was a warning. Bonus: lots of photos, including one of the RV before it went boom
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
What did you Farkers get for Christmas this year?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Love Actually is bad and you should feel bad for liking it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I really like Christmas. It's sentimental, I know
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Ho ho ho, it's football on Christmas. Will Drew Brees and the Saints Deck the Halls with the Vikings and Jingle their way closer to home field or will Dalvin Cook and the Vikes drop a huge lump of SKOL in the Saints stocking. Kickoff at 4:30 PM ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
♭ All I want for Christmas is Q. Make it so
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What do you want for Christmas? How about a nice....football? At least the Camellia Bowl in Montgomery, Alabama which pits Marshall and Buffalo together. Do you have the Thundering Herd or the Bulls here? Kickoff is at 2:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
It might be Christmas Day, but there's hockey on. From the Edmonton bubble, the World Juniors begin at 2 PM ET with Switzerland v Slovakia, but the main event today is Russia v USA at 9:30 PM ET (All games on NHL Network in the States, TSN up north)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best potato dish to serve with your Christmas or New Year's roast
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As reliable as playing the Jazz Jackrabbiatchristmas games it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Reminder: Epic Games is giving away a game a day this holiday season. Side note: games you can't recommend enough?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA is playing on Christmas Day. Starting at Noon ET we have Pelicans-Heat, Warriors-Bucks, Nets-Celtics, Mavericks-Lakers, and finally Clippers-Nuggets. Did anybody ask for a basketball this Christmas?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having a 2020 Christmas disaster? Here's a list of stores and restaurants open today
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas. Here's five minutes of a mushroom playing a modular synthesizer. Seems like a fun guy to me, but I dunno
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Since when has he ever calmed down and done something quietly? It's almost as if no one in Congress on either side has learned anything about his behavior over the past four years
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
In honor of Christmas and the birth of Jesus Christ, here are all the strange places he's shown up on to remind us he's with us in spirit
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(National Audubon Society)
 
Boobies
 
How many tits and peckers can you count on Christmas day?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The mere existence of Santa's "naughty list" teaches children the wrong lessons
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Having a Christmas get together with your plagued family? Here's how fresh air whisks away Covid particles in a dining room during dinner if you open the windows
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
KC Chief DE Chris Jones' Chris Christmas wish list is on par with all of us
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(Wired)
 
 
 
If your Christmas dinner has descended into arguments over whether Trump should be in Guantanamo Bay or on Mt Rushmore, or if you just want to fill the gaping void of your friendless existence, stream the most underrated movies of the last 20 years
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(CBC)
 
 
 
New refugee recipe cookbook looks like it might come in handy for 2021, thinks Subby as he spends Christmas collecting cardboard boxes to move out of his apartment next week
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Some kids from Kenora produce a 9-minute live action How the Grinch Stole Christmas for their holiday concert, still better than the Jim Carrey version
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas when cattogs and doggos can do snow rides together
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ten months to hit one million cases, six weeks to hit two million. California is a hyperspreading machine
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(NPR Illinois)
 
 
 
Is Die Hard a secret adaptation of A Christmas Carol? Stay with us on this one
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(Reindeer have herd immunity)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas you crazy Farkers. It's your 2020 COVID Christmas discussion thread. Favorite foods, traditions, whatever. Just remember, there's no Zoom at the inn
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How about a Christmas story? No? How about a Christmas story read by William S Burroughs?
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And now an important Christmas eve message from the Los Angeles Fire Department
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A Christmas message from a competent North American leader
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter Extra: The 2020 Fark Headlines of the Year!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: What Santa would rather be doing on Christmas Eve
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2020 Winners
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Puns
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Puns
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Wordplay
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Sideways Take
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Smart/Clever
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Smart/Clever
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Visual
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Visual
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Lyrics/Verse
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Fark Jokes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Dark
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Dark
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
'Twas The Night Before Christmas (legal edition)
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Yes Callum, there is a vaccinated Santa Claus
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida's Christmas weather forecast: "Falling iguanas are possible"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
For some, happy Christmas eve, for other people, have a happy Christmas night, and for other people, happy merry Thursday. Whatever you're celebrating we're glad to have you here. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"Hey Santa, got 'shrooms?"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump doing the work that he does best this Christmas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some cultural Christmas Feast ideas or just in case you are really hungry and want an excuse to make a good meal
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
That's a Christmas penis (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♬ O little town of Bethlehem, how still thy town hath grown / The Christmas mobs of tourist yobs, must shelter in place at home / Yet in thy dark streets shineth, a light against the gloom / Pandemic fear may ebb next year, the angels sing on Zoom ♬
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you enjoy star wars squadrons, and want MORE of basically everything, there is a mod for X3 being released on christmas with "only" 294 usable ships, endless battles in some areas, and just pure fun
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like superspreader Christmas
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A look at what's on the menu in Britain's maximum security prisons and jails
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only one bowl game on Christmas Eve and it is the New Mexico Bowl. Will Hawai'i return to the isles as the big winner? Or will the Houston Cougars conquer the Warriors? Kickoff is at 3:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Good news: Study finds the galaxy may be filled with alien civilizations. Bad news: They're probably all dead
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Once a year the NY MTA hooks up a nostalgia train of vintage carriages from the 1930's to the 1970's, just to remind you how uncomfortable the subway used to be
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post as if you're a character in a Christmas movie, without actually saying the title
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Five families, five Christmases. Degree of difficulty: no Griswolds
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Homeless man stumbles into barbershop to ask for razor to trim his overgrown beard, becomes a most handsome man and is reunited with his family who thought he was dead
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
South Jersey man brings his inner Griswold out, creates Xmas house that brings 'Christmas Vacation' to life
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Due to Covid fears, flights between the UK and China suspended. By China
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
A very special Christmas message from Champ and Major Biden
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's two-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave is not only pastFORWARD #177, but it's two hours of holiday shenanigans unlike any other on terrestrial radio. It's time for A pastFORWARD Family Christmas. Starts 1 p.m. ET, LGT streaming options
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Netflix gives viewers an early Christmas present by dropping Cobra Kai season 3 a week early
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Be Christ-like this Christmas: Gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. Beat a politician with a whip. Help out your local sex worker. Preach equality
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New kitten in Maru's household gets holiday bag for her first Christmas. Guess who steals it
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's Christmas Eve, and here's the only Christmas song that matters, courtesy of The Pogues
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The War on Christmas Trees has begun
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder married to sex doll breaks her just days before Christmas. Probably too many extra holiday pumps and squats (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Okay, which Farker's kid is this? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Asteroid bigger than the Statue of Liberty to fly past Earth on Christmas Day. Phew, if it was football field-sized, then maybe it would be time to worry
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be a 2020 Christmas without an inspection visit from Christmas Council Boy
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
2020's final sign of the Apocalypse as face of Jesus spotted on Christmas vegetable
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
No wonder why we can't find alien civilisations in our galaxy, they're probably all dead according to this study
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New front in The War on Christmas opens up Down Under
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There have been many parodies of A Christmas Carol. If you wanted to create one, who would you have as characters, real or fictional, and anythign else to make the parody unique?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Some UK celebs have dressed as Mrs. Claus to help Christmas come early this year (NSFW)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what Christmas is like in Australia?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
When you've lost Geraldo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A lot of people might be celebrating Christmas on New Year's Eve this year
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Pro-life" Kirk Cameron refers to those calling bullsh*t on his super-spreader Christmas caroling events the "mask gestapo"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man, Spider-Man 3 is really working hard to be the literal worst (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NORAD Santa Tracker)
 
 
 
Santa is taking off across the skies this Christmas Eve. Any fun stories from the places he visits? Any interesting Christmas Eve traditions? How does he get around the world in one night. NORAD's yearly tracking of Santa begins 3AM EST
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Photo lab in Alaska to close Christmas Eve after forty years in business due to COVID-19. And also due to digital cameras
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Global virus rules for Christmas are as uniform as those for dating
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
A Mandalorian-themed Christmas light show? This is the way
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Happy Christmas Eve eve. On this Christmas Eve eve this is your 7 p.m. ET Christmas Eve eve MSNBC thread
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
There's Christmas decorations and then there's whatever the fark this is
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You're a mean one, Mr. Porchpirate
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Watch as our beloved Fark mascot enjoys Christmas breakfast with his family
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mum spares 'face of Jesus' Brussels sprout from the pan for Christmas. Still thinking about roasting him in butter for New Years
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Parents' Christmas prank divides the internet after playing a cruel, but still funny PlayStation 5 troll on their sons
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the country, 803,000 Americans filed jobless claims for the first time
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Sonic franchisee fires 241 people, shrugs says sorry we couldn't give you your sixty-day warning, we were afraid it would interfere with our attempt to sell, but that fell through so sucks for you, Merry Christmas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wouldn't be the first time mutations would be found in Jersey
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Mexico gets to open one present on Christmas Eve and it's muy bueno
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nemo, French President Macron's dog, stars in a video plea to be kind to pets this holiday season. Cuteness surrenders
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Mean Girls, Christmas Cosplay Edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Despite the UK lockdown, Nigella is porking this Christmas. Seriously
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is a Christmas Farks2Give thread. Stop in, say hi, get a month of TotalFark. I'll hook up as many people as I can until I'm out. Anyone else who wants to help make someone's Christmas a little better, feel free to sponsor in this thread, too
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I came out this year and since my grandmother learned I was gay, she's decided I am banned from Christmas. Am I right to be hurt and angry that I'm missing a family gathering because of her bigotry? Will she get over it?"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So who's having the traditional Christmas dinner of "mattak", strips of whale blubber encased in whale fat, and "kiviak," a dish of flesh from auks buried in whole sealskin for several months and served once it begins to decompose?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
In a bid to ensure these last 3 shelter dogs find their forever homes by Christmas, a Virginia police officer has offered to pay for their adoption fees. Please welcome Sugarplum, Claus & Holly to this Christmas edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Elephino
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(All Recipes)
 
Video
 
If you're ambitious, making a Christmas, chocolate yule log is easier than you think
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(WCRZ Flint)
 
 
 
No tinsel? No problem. It's the holiest of holidays December 23rd, Festivus. Air your grievances to the right and challenge each other to feats of strength. Festivus isn't over until you pin subby
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Christmas-card-gate
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New Pope coming out (possible nsfw content on page)
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
A console has been released that can finally play Cyberpunk 2077
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's good to be the Queen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To get you into the Christmas spirit, here's Ziggy Ebenezer, baby anteater
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Tue December 22, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Festive pilot makes sure Santa knows Scotland is ready for him, draws Christmas tree over Highlands as seen on flight radar app
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The invisible hand of the Free Market™ kills off alt-right hangout just in time for Christmas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because Christmas: Reindeer Rice Krispie treats
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(Los Angeles Review of Books)
 
 
 
"A Christmas Story" has darker themes: the evils of consumerism, mass media, obsession bordering on addiction. And that's on top of the fishnet leg lamps, cleaning product abuse, toys which blind children, bullying, Asian jokes and Flick doing porn
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Literary Scholars Discover First Draft Of 'A Christmas Carol' Where All 4 Ghosts Show Up At Once And Just Beat The shiat Out Of Scrooge
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It is said that on Christmas Day, Earth's target area grew three sizes
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Guess the story based on these clues: Grandmother / Christmas Gift / Nintendo Switch
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Love, Actually is the movie that ruined Christmas
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Date Nut Bread day, so find some nut bread you really like and ask it out
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Research finds a lack of sexy-time in the run up to Christmas, but the holidays have a happy ending
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Rock makes Christmas come true for a widowed father in the most heartwarming way possible
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas, it's Falling Iguana Season in Fark's favorite state
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Things are so bad in the UK since Tier 4 came because of the new mutant Covid spread, people are shamelessly stockpiling goods and flogging it for profit. Survival of the fittest, indeed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney is on track to have his first #1 album in 30 years, assuming he can beat muppet fawn Taylor Swift in sales
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme - A '70s or '80s group you could see singing a Christmas song with Bing, Burl or Perry
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The UK has a tradition of running weird/funny songs up the pop music charts every year before Christmas, may finally get their number one song right this year with this new entry
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Gorillas at London Zoo decide all they want for Christmas is Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas"
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Cap'n Crunch's Christmas Crunch is returning to shelves, but cereal reviewer finds serious case of false advertising: "misshapen, bloated versions of the intended holiday shapes. The snowmen in particular fared the worst and just looked like blobs"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Yes, it sucks, but cancel your Christmas plans now
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
It's a race to the bottom in the pandemic fight between red states and Tennessee takes the lead for now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Christmas spirit touches us all differently
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Some people build model kits of the Colonial Viper from Battlestar Galactica. Then there's this guy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lizzo makes sure her mother has a Happy Hondadays
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
A comprehensive and ongoing list of right-wing politicians who denied the virus but still jump the line to get the vaccine
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nikki told the paper, "I cannot put my head on the dinner for two with a hairy view"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NRA expects you to be packing for the War on Christmas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to help out your local Asian eatery? Celebrate "Jewish Christmas" and order a bunch of take out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite pleas from the CDC, millions of people are persisting in their plans to kill grandma this week
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
$600 arriving just in time to remind you that you could have had a better Christmas
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas get your Kyle Rittenhouse merchandise from the Free Kyle website. From which his family is definitely not profiting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
But hey, it's not like their denials of reality resulted in 350k dead Americans by Christmas or anything
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hypothetical: Your in-laws spend a ridiculous amount of money on Christmas gifts for your kids and are using it to guilt you in hopes of having a large family gathering (12+) for Christmas, how do you respond?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Humbug Day. But if you keep Christmas out of your heart all year long, every day can be Humbug Day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The ten best crime novels to give or get for Christmas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As it turns out a public health request to not travel has failed to prevent millions of Americans traveling for Christmas. Who could have predicted this?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Trump's sax-playing spiritual adviser tests positive for coronavirus after attending White House Christmas party
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I guess Bill Barr can be crossed off of Trump's Christmas card list
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun ruins Christmas with new song
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ahh, Christmas: drinking mulled wine, opening presents, eating a Christmas pizza with all the trimmings...wait, what?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rihanna gets gas
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Die Hard was inspired by the worst Christmas movie of all time
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK grocer Sainsbury's warns of food and vegetable shortages before Christmas
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You don't. At all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unemployment benefits will be delayed for millions of Americans despite the stimulus deal. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who had "mass dognapping" in their 2020 bingo? Also, what is wrong with you?
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Sun December 20, 2020
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
It's like rain, on your wedding day. It's like a fire destroying your home three days after you let your insurance coverage lapse
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Pastor of Georgia megachurch gets a little extra sumpin-sumpin for attending the White House Christmas party
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Why do we put up Christmas trees anyway? 🎄
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Composer-pianist Chilly Gonzales shows us how "Last Christmas" is a better song than we think it is
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Soon for the first time in 800 years, you can watch Jupiter and Saturn getting it on due to a convergence in their orbits. SOON, like on December 21st
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to cancel Christmas all together: A new survey says more than half of people would prefer a cash present rather than a traditional present
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like a good bit of the country could be in for a white Christmas. Which, for people older than 10, is not a good thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: the most memorable Christmas ever
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
♬ On the 5th Day of Christmas, a Jedi gave to me: 5 hours of Darth Vader's corpse burning ♬
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Muslim can't go home for the holidays, so he describes celebrating Christmas with his roommates
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Because fark your nog
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is what happens when a Christmas tree mixes with the Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Will The Californians return? Will Rudolph return for Christmas? Will Jost and Che do their annual joke gift exchange on Update? Will we suffer Target Lady anew? Kirsten Wiig hosts, Dua Lipa is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, Die Hard is a Christmas movie
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM ET, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 4 Christmas themed Old Time Radio shows from Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband, Jack Benny and Burns & Allen
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
 
 
All 82 Paul McCartney singles, ranked. Nuuumbeeer fiiiiiifteeeen is haaaaaaviiiiing a "Wonderful Christmastime"
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(Castanet)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger, Florida Man
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson cancels Christmas for much of England after new Covid-19 variant found to be spreading up to 70% more rapidly. Time to cancel your holiday trip to London
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, Virginia, there are Brian Kemp White House Christmas Party truthers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally something Brexit-related happens ahead of schedule
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Wild tales of slaughtered bulls, human sacrifice and much merriment? It's that time of year again - Winter Solstice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iron Photoshop Challenge: If 2020 were an Ugly Christmas Sweater. Link goes to YIS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I've told my brother and his family that our family would like to stop exchanging gifts. Yet they sent us Amazon gift cards for Christmas again. Am I the jerk for not sending them anything? Or is he for not putting any thought into the gifts he sent?
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Inflatables of Wayne
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kids, I'm not pardoning you because then they can make you testify against me. Merry Christmas. Cya
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Esquire)
 
 
 
A definitive list of the 57 best Christmas movies EVER. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corey Booker says he has no plans to grow a beard this Christmas
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump expected to deliver on his promises of loyalty today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thrice-married Newt Gingrich says Christmas is sacred. Four typos in one tweet say he's been hitting the eggnog
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
So we got a legit 3 feet of snow in my neck of the woods, and now we get below zero temps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you like looking for hidden treasure, Sacajawea coins, and/or solving riddles, this link is for you
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
The season finale of "The Mandalorian" has a post-credits scene that is an announcement for yet another new "Star Wars" spinoff that was not included in last week's announcements. Who do they think they are? Marvel. Oh right. (Major farking spoilers)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tesla Cybertruck Hot Wheels toy ships late. Just like real Tesla cars
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
That time the Muppet Family Christmas aired on ABC and ended with a Nightline report about harvesting baby organs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How to give a meaningful gift this Christmas
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Thu December 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Of course, people thought Trebek was an empty suit coming off High Rollers to host the revival of the most boring game show in history
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Solid holiday advice from Dr. Fauci: Don't have your kids come home for Christmas this year if you want to see them next year
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new new covid cluster in Sydney gives Australians a 'wake-up call,' legit reason to drink
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rockefeller, the now-viral owl that was discovered inside the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree, is the star of a new children's book
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With a week until Christmas, have you finished your Christmas shopping yet?
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