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headlines found matching 'Christmas'
Thu September 29, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christmas is saved
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Hey girl, Ryan Gosling wanted to celebrate you in songs, but couldn't wait for Christmas to record you an album. Sooo
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not all of Tim Burton's decisions have been great recently but he knocked it out of the park with this one
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart plans to hire 40,000 workers for the holiday season. In a row?
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Wed September 14, 2022
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Ms. 45 has the solution to your "who gives a fark?" needs this holiday season, with bonus hilarity in the form of a 3D animated NFT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady wants you to care about the fact that he's retiring again
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Adventures in dating
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
With 104 shopping days until Christmas, inflation fears are causing consumers to shop early
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kosher Chinese, serious business. Merry Christmas
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
PS5 to weigh fewer pounds in spite of costing more pounds
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(Outkick)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure this guy is off Scott Frost's Christmas card list
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Thu August 25, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The horse went on to join Black Sabbath for a time
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Sat August 20, 2022
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
NFL: let's celebrate the Holidays (tag is for the article)
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The hotly debated sandwich joins a long line of viral fast food items such as the "Christmas pizza from Pizza Hut UK " a "meat wall" burger from Burger King Japan and an Oreo and spam burger from McDonald's China"
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Wed August 17, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It IS a Christmas movie
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Tue August 16, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey tries to trademark 'Queen of Grinchness'. What? She what? Oh, HELL no
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Tue August 02, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Newsflash from 1598: Treason Act charges against a man caught at Windsor Castle on Christmas Day with a crossbow, as his trespass is regarded as an assault against Queen Elizabeth. Correction: I'm told we have the year wrong
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are going to steal $30 Millions in diamonds and cash, don't make yourself remembered as the guest who sent the front desk a dick pic
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Olivia Colman to star in Netflix animated film 'Scrooge: A Christmas Carol'. Finally, it's about time we got an adaptation of that story
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Thu July 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What else would you expect from a bunch of people with a drunk marching band and a shimmying christmas tree for a mascot?
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Tue July 12, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence expects 2022 to be different because he's no longer living in a subUrban environment
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What did you do today? Subby purchased a lot of 350 unopened Hot Wheels cars to divvy up into giftbags for his kiddo to give out to friends at their birthdays
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is about to do first 5 minute stand up act in front of a live audience. Any farkers do this before? Any advice besides "butt stuff"?
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
KFC Gravy Burger, a Christmas tradition in the UK, emigrates to New Zealand, a land where they celebrate two Christmases a year
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Wed June 29, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, parents. Peacock has heard your pleas, and has agreed to bring back "Caillou" for a whole new season. What's that? Oh, you didn't plead for that? Well, they heard something
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Today I learned that copper chef pans are not copper, nor are probably used by chefs
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a bumper crop for this year's Nick Cannon baby harvest
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Sat June 04, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
All I want for Christmas is a copyright lawsuit
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Fri June 03, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The story of a Queen and her "potatoes"
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