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headlines found matching 'Christmas'
Sun December 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
From the land who invented deep fried Mars bars - a deep fried Christmas dinner. Stoater
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
And so it begins: arrest made at a Texas church for religious intolerance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Letters from the War on Christmas
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Someone bought Christmas trees online, sight unseen. This is how it turned out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Panic at the disco leaves six dead
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(Independent)
 
 
 
There is no honest answer to the question "What would you like for Christmas?"
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Sat December 08, 2018
(Sarah's Cucina Bella)
 
 
 
When you're tired of drinking the eggnog, use it to make this cake
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No. No. NO. Not with gravy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you like having perfect strangers gleefully poke you in the stomach, have we got a holiday gift idea for you
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Cop fired for having "relationship" with a high school student. Fark. Who was over 18. TotalFark: Cop wasn't working at the school. UltraFark: Internal affairs investigation noted cop hadn't violated any department policies or criminal laws
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So Daniel Snyder is trying to get the feds to approve land for a new stadium deal. Next step? 1.8 billion in tax dollars to pay for the stadium
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Fri December 07, 2018
(Esquire)
 
 
 
The 10 best movies to see this Christmas include Aquaman, Mary Poppins, and anything featuring a Red Ryder BB Gun
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Merry Xmas. You're all fired. Get out"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Dickens' Christmas ghosts have been busy at the Bundy ranch. Fresh from repudiating Trump over immigration Ammon Bundy says he is now quitting militia movement he helped found
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Shane MacGowan responds to demands the Christmas classic "Fairytale of New York" be lyrically bastardized
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Cracking the Hallmark movie code: 'Christmas the crap out of it.'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Did you know that candy canes are shaped like a J because they symbolize Jesus? No? Well, you must not have a Nebraska education
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man who is the walking embodiment of Unable to Get Over It puts wrapped present under his tree every year since 1971 given to him by an ex-gf in high school. Finally gets around to opening it. Good thing it wasn't a puppy
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Thu December 06, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas Filmmaker Tyler Perry pays off $434K in layaway items at metro Atlanta Walmart stores
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(Some Edge Lord)
 
 
 
Let's all be That Guy/Gal and bicker about this list of worst Christmas TV specials. Yep, that Star Wars gem is on it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christmas party horror stories: Urine, and demons, and sex ... oh, my
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Snaketivity" display from Chicago Satanist Church finds home in Illinois statehouse holiday display, therefore Mike Pence is right and Chicago must be purified with megachurches
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity ignores real news and gets into a debate about whether or not we should lie to kids about Santa Claus. Someone is getting a lump of indictments this Christmas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again: Lumpy hysterically declaring Christmas is UNDER SEIGE because a church made a political statement. Good thing he never does that
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Wed December 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Idiots only just realize they've been spelling Santa's surname wrong and it's all Tim Allen's fault
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you stick to the Christmas schedule for giving gifts on the day or are you a "The gift is here, here is the gift" type?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Because people are still arguing about whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie, a definitive poll was taken to provide a final word. Yippee kay-yay, Mr. Falcon
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
You may not know this about me, but I'm a candle junkie...this year, I've taken a break from running trains on Mrs. Claus with a bunch of dick-swinging elves to spend the last four days meticulously sniffing the candles at my local Bed, Bath & Beyond
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Tue December 04, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rare White Reindeer spotted. Wait, no, the reindeer is white, not spotted, and unlike Rudolph, the nose is not red, or pink, like most albinos, for that matter
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
Seventeen Christmas fails, including zombie army of bears and festive poop tree
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The latest thing you're supposedly doing wrong? Hanging lights on your Christmas tree
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'm Eric says disrespecting your wife is horrible, well that's going to be an awkward Christmas dinner
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Singing Baby Shark toys are now for sale on Amazon. Every parent everywhere just burned their computer upon reading this
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend invites me over for dinner often; however, her husband chews loudly. I suffer from misophonia so I am often in a homicidal rage at their home. I am turning down invitations from them. What is my long-term solution?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What to get the people you feel ambivalent towards for Christmas
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Starbucks vs YouPorn, in which YouPorn employees are the clear winners
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Christmas Story is a terrible movie. Change his mind
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
Christmas is the season of giving, as evidenced by this light display
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Mon December 03, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Muellerry Christmas Everyone
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy confirms that, yes, "A Christmas Story" was accurate
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Queen herself has had to step in to save Christmas as a reported feud of Duchesses escalates (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Following on from those Christmas trees you can buy that are only the top half of the tree to stop your cats destroying them, it seems the same goes for humans
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Presenting the ten best Christmas songs for atheists, who want all of the presents and food but none of the religious Christian nonsense
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Sun December 02, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Washington State named one of the worst for package thefts. Although it turns out a lot of them aren't actually stolen, they just float away down the street from all the rain
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(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Like a kid on Christmas eve, the anticipation of Crock Pot cooking is often hard to handle. As Subby's house fills with the delectable aroma of beef stew, share your favorite slow cooked recipe for a cold winter day
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Sat December 01, 2018
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande racks up over 46 million YouTube views in 24 hours for new Christmas single, reclaims record for the USA
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(Baltimore Brew)
 
 
 
The City of Baltimore is cannibalizing its own parks for Christmas trees
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, have you picked out your ugly christmas sweater yet?
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Fri November 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fairly high on a bank robber's check list: Rob a real bank
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently some people like to play hide the pickle
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
The most popular Christmas candy is not candy canes. (Checks list) Also, what the fark is reindeer corn?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hallmark vs. Lifetime. Which one makes the better Christmas movies?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Do I need to give my child's teacher a Christmas gift?"
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Thu November 29, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Flashback to 1976 Christmas shopping season. If you're old enough, how many of these did you get as a kid? If you weren't even born then, how many of them would you actually want now? BONUS: Crazy 1976 wardrobe and hairstyles
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump's trade war is making Christmas expensive again
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
10 bizarre "Elf" fan theories, including that the film is a prequel to "The Lego Movie"
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
Christmas gifts no one wants? A leather coat made from recycled dogs and jellyfish jerky come to mind
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Wed November 28, 2018
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
"For more than two decades, local residents have been decorating a weed with holiday ornaments and displaying it on the turnpike. There's even a well-attended Christmas parade. And a song"
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Dear Santa - in lieu of presents I want you to drop me off in 1958. Your sleigh is a time-machine, right?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to trick your kids into doing chores? Dyson creates toy vacuum that actually works. Makes the perfect Christmas gift
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Melania Trump defends her widely mocked "Bloody Christmas" decorating scheme featuring dark red trees: "I tink dey look vantastic" she said, adding that they remind her of Christmas trips she took to her Uncle Vlad's castle as a little girl
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At Zombo.com, you can do anything. Anything at all. The only limit is yourself. What are some of the coolest things *you've* done at Zombo.com?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why buy Christmas when you can rent it?
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
NJ town figures out how to tax Christmas light displays
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Are these really the ten most annoying pop Christmas songs of all time? Because it has The Pogues on the list, and that is just a perfect tune that ensures listeners will always be SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Ugly Sweater Party leads the charge in the war on Christmas with a story that features homicidal ghost hobos, random acts of coordinated singing, and the good ol' ultra violence. The only question now is should you bring the popcorn or should I?
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Tue November 27, 2018
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Dorchester, MA Historical Society: *huge sigh* So, when we sent out Chirsitmas cards with the caption "dreaming of a white Dorchester" we were referencing a popular Christmas song about snow, NOT endorsing white supremacy or ethnic cleansing, Jay-sus
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Sometimes you need to remind the wedding photographer that the booze is for guests only
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you've got $1675/night rattling around in your pockets and don't want to deal with anybody's shiat over the holidays, has Newfoundland got a deal for you
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Mon November 26, 2018
(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Kourtney Kardashian did her holiday shopping in a Bikini. Big deal. I submitted this naked
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
41 Christmas gifts that even non-Farkers will love
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Even ants know to stay away from others when sick. So what's your excuse for going to work to get everyone else there ill?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember last year's horrific White House holiday designs? Surely Melania made improvements to this years disp...WHAT THE HELL?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Benadryl or whiskey? Benadryl or whiskey? Benadryl or whiskey?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The White House Christmas trees this year were watered with the blood of the fallen in the War on Christmas
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you look at a chart for bitcoin is is now in the phase where it is plunging $500 every 24-36 hours. Surely now is the time to buy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Groping managers? Drunk workplace Santas? Funding your CEO's ski vacation to show how much you appreciate him? All this and more are what you can expect from workplace holiday party horror stories
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Amazon selling hardcore porn DVDs under 'gifts for Dad' Christmas ideas
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Aryan Brotherhood bell ringers at Walmart. Probably dreaming of a white Christmas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
HOA:0, Home Owner:1
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Sun November 25, 2018
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Average American will put on six pounds over the holiday season. Gobble gobble
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is clebrating the most wonderful time of the year, but needs your help to put together the ulimtate holiday playlist ... that you'll most likely be burned out on by Wednesday. Ho Ho Ho
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Sat November 24, 2018
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Christmas Shopping for a space geek and can't afford a ticket for a New Shepard trip into space?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Americans get festive burnout before Christmas arrives; the other two drink. A lot
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Black Friday more like Bleak Friday for Sears
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
I'm simply havin' to tell you the 10 worst Christmas songs
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Fri November 23, 2018
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
While one crazy Christian makes headlines for his naive exuberance, others quietly help those in need
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother-in-law is a violent, unbalanced man who was once investigated for child porn. My husband wants him to come for Christmas, but I say no and he's ignoring my concerns--we have a teen daughter. How can I prevent this visit?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amazon workers strike in Germany, Spain on Black Friday, will no doubt enjoy their newly-granted employment options through the holidays and into the foreseeable future
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What if the GDPR is the real war on Christmas?
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Why do Brits love Thanksgiving? With helpful pic of a Brit loving Thanksgiving
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Thu November 22, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This Black Friday, shoppers are returning to the mall
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Twas the night before lawsuits and all through the courthouse, lawyers reviewed emails Captain Miller had sent out. There was cussing and fussing and a citizen named. His bid to be Chief will surely be maimed
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Wed November 21, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
During crypto winter, blockchain projects in China are being tested. In other news, "Crypto Winter" is the worst Christmas carol ever
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hope you know what Michigan Man was up to this week, and a bit of trivia about our newly elected officials, it's the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov. 4-10 Dammit, It's Not Christmas Yet Edition
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
He was giving out presents to kids before it was cool
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Tue November 20, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
So it's come to this. People too lazy to go buy or cut down their own Christmas tree are ordering them on Amazon
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
PSA- Thanksgiving is worst day of the year for home fires
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
I got my Christmas early. I found a very clean box set of... Firefly $3 at my local used music/book/DVD place. No you can't touch it. Please green this, I don't have TF and enjoy reading all the comments where my balls get busted
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
"The pop-up party will include a 32 sausage 'weenie wreath', a foot long sausage wrapped in smoked streaky bacon, and rock oysters wrapped in crispy prosciutto, with vegan options". They're calling it a 'Sausage Party'. Now go read that again
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Our magical shopping mall christmas display this year will feature two polar bears farking
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Mon November 19, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Operation White Fear concludes its important mission; soldiers to come home for Christmas
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Radio DJ broadcasting since 1977 to an audience of one finally gets chance to broadcast to a wider audience in a one-hour special over Christmas. That audience of one was his wife. "The station's entire audience has decided to go down the shops"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some parents are upset about a Christmas app where kids can call Santa and he says, "In five nights, if you're free, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." Pfffft. Parents. Am I right?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
How busy is your work schedule on Monday? Is it as bad as Trump's, whose entire to-do list contains the following: "Find Christmas tree; Tweet something incendiary before 8AM; eat lunch"
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Sun November 18, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've ever wished that someone would come up with fairy lights for your hipster beard, then today you hit the hipster jackpot
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"A South Coastal Scenic train hit a man and a woman who investigators believe were on the tracks at the time." Wait, now, let's not jump to conclusions or anything
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Crimes of Grindelwald is #1 with $63 million as expected, canceling The Grinch's Christmas as it hits #2 with $38 million, Bohemian Rhapsody #3 with $15 million, Instant Family an instant disaster at #4 with $13 million, Overlord plunging to #8
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Sat November 17, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here are the best gifts to buy for those on your Christmas list who are obsessed with technology
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Fri November 16, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Morning, Joe. It's Friday; we made it another week through this crazy reality. What is the topic of breakfast conversation today? Obstruction of justice from Trump? Seems he does that a lot, doesn't it. "But now it's in the light of day"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The inevitable evolution of "cut your own Christmas tree" farms: whack your own turkey
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's talk Christmas presents. What have you found for that one person who's impossible to buy for? What's your go-to present for those people that have no interests or hobbies?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump will soon have an on-camera meltdown so bad the GOP won't be able to ignore it
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Thu November 15, 2018
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Federal Building evacuated after discovery of wrapped Christmas present. Police considered it suspicious because government employees normally just get coal
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(Baseball Writers Association)
 
 
 
Jacob deGrom receives 29 out of 30 first place votes, winning NL Cy Young. John Maffei from San Diego is officially off the Christmas list
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Wed November 14, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nothing says more about spirit, joy of Christmas than giving all your employees a handgun as their holiday bonus. Happy Holidays to all
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Three men found guilty of plotting 2016 attacks on Melbourne, having clearly forgotten that Aussies literally thrive in an ecosystem designed to inflict pain and death. Bombs are merely audible farts to them
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Tue November 13, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Imminent Brexpocalypse is making the Pound swing harder than a Tory Christmas party
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Sun November 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bobby Petrino out at Louisville after crashing to a 2-8 record. After buyout, will be able to afford 705 Christmas presents for student-athlete development coordinators
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Michael Buble is not happy with being a Christmas meme
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Fri November 09, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sears and Kmart will have Black Friday sales. As in, $1.83 for everything
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian troll farm IRA held a Reddit AMA on Christmas morning last year and nobody noticed. "We are 'Russian Trolls', ask us anything"
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Love trading cards? Love money? Now you can get these Venture Capitalist trading cards, for the low, low price of only $60 for a pack of 5. Gum not included
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Just what we need, caffeinated, hopped-up-on-sugar Black Friday shoppers at Walmart. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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Thu November 08, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Tired of an Advent calendar with chocolate? This grocery store has one where it is wine and another one with cheese
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Gifts for women that won't break the bank. Perhaps it will make Christmas shopping easier this year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller has begun writing his report, plans to have it in his professor's mailbox before Christmas break
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Tue November 06, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds and Fred Savage reveal Disney's plans to make "Deadpool 2" PG-13 for Christmas, and it will be called "Once Upon a Deadpool"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One dead in Christmas crash. I swear, this holiday starts earlier every year
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Mon November 05, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Now that Amazon upped the Prime fee to $119.00, they can afford to give everyone else free shipping for the holidays
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Sun November 04, 2018
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Geniuses who decorate early for Christmas are happier than the Grinches who don't, as those prepared to be simply having a wonderful Christmastime are mentally stable
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nostalgia and a desire for tragedy make Bohemian Rhapsody #1 with $49.8 million, the Nutcracker sweet at #2 with $20.2 million. Nobody's Fool premieres at #3 with $13 million, Halloween becoming a victim of Christmas creep at #4 with $11 million
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
No
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Sat November 03, 2018
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
For the first time in thirteen years, we are not getting a Doctor Who Christmas Special
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Fri November 02, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bishop visits fifth- and sixth-grade students, says there is no Santa Claus and they should not celebrate Halloween. Wait. Isn't Santa a saint?
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Thu November 01, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Finally, we're getting a George Michael tribute concert. No word if a banana stand will be involved
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Tue October 30, 2018
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Come on down to National Gun Day show here at Kentucky Expo Center. We've got the latest styles in KKK robes, Nazi clothing, plus holiday ornaments adorned with glittery swastikas for that perfect Christmas gift
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Mon October 29, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3,900 year old hot chocolate found. Just wait till they sample our family heirloom fruitcake this Christmas
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Sat October 27, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
These are the nineteen toys your children are going to beg for at Christmas, and if you don't buy them now you're officially a terrible parent
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Americans say they will spend an average of $885 on Christmas gifts this year. Are you planning to spend more ... or less?
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Fri October 26, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Good news for those who have gin drunks in the family that they like: You can now send holiday cards filled with gin to show you truly care about said drunk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You got your candy cane in my clam." "You got your clam in my candy cane." Two great tastes that taste great together
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amazon says customers aren't primed for Christmas
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Thu October 25, 2018
(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Rat testicle earrings and a dead rabbit toaster. That's Christmas sorted
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Wed October 17, 2018
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Despite being in a whopping 2 episodes (and having cameo in a third), Jodie Whittaker nominated for NTA for best performance in a drama for 'Doctor Who'
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(Woodinville Weekly)
 
 
 
It's that most wonderful time of the year: "Older female distracted store clerk while younger male stuffed Christmas ornaments down pants and exited store"
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Tue October 16, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
"We're not yet into November and stores are already playing Christmas music." How early is too early?
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Mon October 15, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
While your kids make out a Christmas wish list that will cripple your beer budget, this kid got his one birthday wish: to feed the homeless
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Sun October 14, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
This Christmas, buy a fake tree or run the risk of having dozens of invasive, tree-killing Spotted Lantern Bugs infesting your home
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Fri October 12, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
When you think flavored tea, does pigs in a blanket come to mind? How about Brussels sprouts?
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Thu October 11, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ho Ho Ho, we're the Monkees
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Wed October 10, 2018
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Mr. Hankey's back and it's not even Christmas. South Park s22e03 "The Problem with a Poo" on Comedy Central at 10 PM Eastern
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Tue October 09, 2018
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Coming to the UK this Yuletide - Christmas tree flavored crisps. But is it cheaper than buying and eating a whole tree like I usually do?
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Sun October 07, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Blessed with another dozen regenerations, the Doctor returns for an eleventh season. Without the TARDIS, how can the Doctor travel through time and space? How will the companions meet? It's a major worldwide premiere at 1:45 PM ET. Doctor Who is back
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Thu October 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your annual reminder of the charming Christmastime Dutch tradition of "Zwarte Piet" that some people apparently have a problem with
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Sears to issue Holiday Bonuses 2 days before Christmas. Wait, did I say Holiday Bonuses? I mean pink slips
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Sun September 30, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Guaranteed to bring the Christmas spirit to your house: gin-filled ornaments
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Fri September 28, 2018
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
What the everloving FARK did all of us do to deserve ANOTHER Deadpool movie this year? And for Christmas, even
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Wed September 26, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The nice, elderly Christmas pot smugglers have been given probation. Still on naughty list
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia had a secret plan to smuggle an Ass out of the UK on Christmas. I hate Christmas Ass, it's always a ho ho ho
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Thu September 20, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Four words: William. Shatner. Christmas. Album. Six bonus words: With. Henry. Rollins. And. Iggy. Pop
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Tue September 18, 2018
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
How early will you put up your Christmas decorations?
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Wed September 12, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The next industry to die at the hands of Amazon? Christmas tree lots
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
To piggyback on a link from last week, what movie that was a 'critical darling' did you think was a crap fest? Link goes to subby's #1
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Sat September 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well scratch one dictator off of Trump's Christmas card list
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Fri September 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Three words seldom seen together: sexy radish pillow
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Mon September 03, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Not So Sweet Christmas: "Luke Cage" star deletes, apologizes for snarky tweet about Aretha Franklin's boob-grabbing Bishop; "It was intended to point out the absurdity of the act itself"
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Fri August 31, 2018
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell share a good laugh over how Trump doesn't realize his lawyers are treating him like a recalcitrant toddler
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Sun August 26, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Experts say two-day weekend could be damaging your health - we should get THREE days
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Sun August 19, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In turbulent world of television, Hallmark Channel is still riding high with its unrelentingly heartwarming original movies and niche series, including 34 new Christmas movies produced for this holiday season
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Fri August 17, 2018
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you dumped stuffed animals, Christmas decorations, syringes, and broken glass on the brand new hiking trail, police would like a word with you
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Wed August 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
After plastic straws disappear, this entrepreneur wants plastic toothbrushes and razors to be made of bamboo. Next thing you know, someone will want our Christmas trees and furniture to be made of wood
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