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Fri June 22, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
80 year old Alabama Baptist minister to Jeff Sessions: "Hang on to your day job at the Justice Department. I don't believe you have much future as a theologian or Sunday school Bible study writer. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FARKING SHINE BOX"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I once was blind, now I see"
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Wed June 20, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Populism is not the solution." Trump just got scolded by the Pope
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
The racist history of Romans 13
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Wed June 13, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns over school's transgender policy. Is surprised to learn that quitting means you don't have a job next year
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Nonexistent?
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Popes in SPAAAAACCCCEEEEE
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Connecticut church gets a good look at Marilyn Monroe's giant ass
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Evangelical college makes movie claiming Trump was "chosen by God" to lead the country. God unavailable for comment, as always
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Couple loses custody of daughter due to a) alcoholism, b) parental abuse, c) receiving bad advice from God via a stuffed lion speaking in tongues
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Wed May 30, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Headline: Pew survey of Europeans reveals 19 percent of Germans would disapprove of a Jewish family member. Article: Italians, British, and Austrians are even more bigoted
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(Some Ice Cream Man)
 
 
 
Sweet Jesus Ice Cream faces boycott from Christians who find it disgusting that anyone would equate the body of Christ with food
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(The State)
 
 
 
Baptist church removes statue of Christ because it's "too Catholic." Wait until they find out he was Jewish
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Tue May 29, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Jesus saves
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Mon May 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man who wears dresses and flamboyantly fabulous hats proclaims his love of gay men
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann apologized in Israel for trying to convert Jews in order to bring about Armageddon quicker, which is one of the signs of the Apocalypse
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Sun May 13, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Town acts like it's 1699 AD
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Body of burglar lays in open casket under gazebo outside mother's house for three days. It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Keep Catholicism weird
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Thu May 03, 2018
(National Review)
 
 
 
An Open Letter to Evangelical Christians: "Soon enough, the 'need' to defend Trump will pass. He'll be gone from the American scene. Then, you'll stand in the wreckage of your own reputation and ask yourself, 'Was it worth it?'"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Bryan Fischer, the First Amendment doesn't apply to non-Christians
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nobody expects the bone of St. Clement. Especially in the refuse bin
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Cheerleader's dad is deployed and can't see her off to a national competition, so he shows up via video, with his whole unit doing a cheer routine
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Mon April 30, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Does Jesus want Christians going around packing heat or just a sword every now and then?
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says God wants you to heed his warnings that the apocalypse is nigh and the only way to ensure your survival is buying one of Bakker's prepper buckets
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Thu April 26, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christian "non-politician" running for governor of Al-Abama: "The ark was built by amateurs. The Titanic was built by professionals." That's a perfectly cromulent analogy
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Remember how the world was supposed to end yesterday? Well, the guy who predicted it now says we were wrong all along but the NEXT time it's REALLY going to happen
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boy finds treasure from the Danish King Bluetooth. The glories of Prince RFID and Emperor WiFi still undiscovered
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
The Christian Bestseller "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" has a sequel: "The Boy Who Sued A Publishing Company For Keeping All The Profits The Other Book Made, Which Was All Made Up Anyway"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says Fake News is a product of Hell, which apparently is back to existing
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham can't find enough creationist workers, so he's loosening restrictions on who he will employ at his museum
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan's persecuted Christians to be memorialized in Nagasaki church. America's persecuted Christians, in contrast, are free to flood TV, radio, and Internet with concerns about atheism, sharia law, and Hollywood Jews
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He's living for giving the Devil his due, and he's Poping, he's Poping, he's Poping for you
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do Republican politicians keep misquoting the Bible?
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Easier than regrowing that lost limb due to being possessed it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to free (for life) copy of Crusader Kings II. What have you been playing this week? What game(s) that you've never beaten haunt your dreams?
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Dead-ant. Dead-ant. Dead-ant, Dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant dead-ant. Pastor claims to have revived dead ant
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I still don't know what a Bieber is, but apparently it was born again over the weekend
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump's Tweets on Sunday about DACA and his subsequents= statements to reports about those tweets prove that A) he actually has NO IDEA what DACA is or how it works and B) He was watching "Fox&Friends" while tweeting and thought Tomi Lahren DID
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is upset that Google doesn't honor their religious holiday with a doodle
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Sat March 31, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope: Hell is back again
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Just hours after Pope Francis says hell doesn't exist, the Vatican literally begins falling apart. Mass confusion erupts
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ever heard the saying "There's no such thing as a stupid question"? Yeah, about that...
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Let's have a Good Friday thread, shall we? What is it exactly besides being the opposite of Bad Friday?
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Pope declares there is no hell. Next he will be farking with the Easter Bunny. At least one Farker is off the hook
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Sweet Baby Jesus, some people are easily offended
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Evangelicals support Trump because his "sexual sins" didn't involve him raping or sexually assaulting anyone
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida condo association decides to ban Bible studies and Christian music
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
🎶 I'll be the roundabout, The words will make you out 'n' out, I spend the day your way 🎶
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker's wife Lori has a mental freakout, warning Christians they must support Trump as "secularists and liberals" want to declare Christians mentally ill and lock them up in mental illness centers. Which the GOP got rid of in favor of prisons
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New study reveals youth leaving Catholic church at median age of 13, or 51 in dogma years
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Evangelical Republicans desperate to protect Trump from himself have gathered in a D.C. area hotel to cast spells and use necromancy to defeat the anti-christ and save the nation. And that's not even the strangest thing to happen this week
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Thu March 01, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"The Faith of Donald J. Trump: A Spiritual Biography.". Bound in 2 Corinthian leather, twice. It will grab you by the
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The real Black Panther is Jesus; Marvel could cause doctrinal confusion." Do these people ever stop?
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you had 'less than a week' before some nutjob 'pastor' starts preaching that Billy Graham is burning in Hell, come forward to receive your wafer and holy water
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Mon February 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's better to be an atheist than a bad Christian" says noted critic of those who practice false religion A: Penn Jillette? B: Richard Dawkins? or C: Pope Francis?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Evangelical preacher discusses why guns are the furthest thing from Christian
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Tax dispute closes the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, which is reportedly where Jesus is said to be buried. Not even Christ can escape the taxman
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