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headlines found matching 'Chocolate'
Thu December 08, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Stubby has tolerated maple syrup snow candy, even pretended that poutine is some cruel prank. But this? This must be the concoction that Subby imagines will have Tim Horton rolling in his grave
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Disgruntled, depraved Oompa-loompas suspected in massive chocolate destruction
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Disgruntled, depraved Oompa-loompas suspected in massive chocolate destruction
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Thank goodness there's chicory, carob, and cauliflower
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
But our cookies are totally different: they use chocolate chips; we use chocolate chunks. They use a pinch of nutmeg; we use a dash
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Sun December 04, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Got milk?
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Fri December 02, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Willy Wonka and the Ex-Boyfriend Factory
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Subway unveils its first-ever footlong cookie for National Cookie Day. Of course this is Subway, so no actual cookies were actually involved
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Subway unveils its first-ever footlong cookie for National Cookie Day. Of course this is Subway, so no actual cookies were actually involved
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists determine it's not all cake, neutron stars are chocolate pralines
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Lost stuffed monkey has grand adventure before finding its way back to its human
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lost stuffed monkey has grand adventure before finding its way back to its human
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Some scientists search for a cure for cancer. Others try to unravel the mysteries of the universe. Then there are those who put their brilliance to use to discover the best way to make s'mores
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Some scientists search for a cure for cancer. Others try to unravel the mysteries of the universe. Then there are those who put their brilliance to use to discover the best way to make s'mores
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Thu November 24, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
You know those psychos who make spaghetti on their kitchen countertop and lasagna made with ramen? It's called "rage bait" and they do on purpose for the clicks
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Apparently someone at Mental Floss thinks there is is something called "leftover pie filling"
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"It is a sad but very real truth that there is no future for relationships where spaghetti and chocolate milk does not play a major role." -- Chuck Tingle. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Pounded Edition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Heinz takes decisive step towards solving UK gas shortage
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Tue November 22, 2022
(SILive)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought chocolate turkeys could fly
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Wed November 16, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Chili and frosty and minty
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Chocolate sales stronger than ever, carob still sad and carob-y
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Chocolate sales stronger than ever, carob still sad and carob-y
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you add to your hot chocolate?
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Apparently angling for the Calvin & Hobbes fandom, Dunkin' unveils "Box O' Chocolates" and new varieties of "Hot Chocolate Bombs" for 2022 holiday season
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Apparently angling for the Calvin & Hobbes fandom, Dunkin' unveils "Box O' Chocolates" and new varieties of "Hot Chocolate Bombs" for 2022 holiday season
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Thu November 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's investigative journalists discover that chocolate is "having a moment." This would qualify as breaking news, if the report was from pre-Aztec times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's investigative journalists discover that chocolate is "having a moment." This would qualify as breaking news, if the report was from pre-Aztec times
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. Chroming Chocolate Milk Flaming Tetherball edition
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Subby's proposed Willy Wonka sequel has Charlie Bucket's son Willy W. Bucket heading to the Amazon rainforest with the aid of the native Oompa Loompas in a search for wild chocolate while helping to prevent an ecological disaster
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Wed November 02, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
How many grocery brands does Amazon own? Aplenty
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Tue November 01, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Want a cheese/chocolate/wine Advent calendar from Aldi? Arrive early November 2
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Modern parents haven't done quite enough to totally ruin Halloween yet, so here's a list of vegan recipes to feed your kids before they go out trick-or-treating to get over that final line
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Modern parents haven't done quite enough to totally ruin Halloween yet, so here's a list of vegan recipes to feed your kids before they go out trick-or-treating to get over that final line
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Today is national chocolate day. To the left where you can score some free or cheap chocolate. To the right list your favorite way to celebrate. Raiding the Halloween stash is right at the top
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Mon October 24, 2022
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
So you're feasting on Pop Tarts, wishing you had some hot sauce, thought No One Ever
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Fri October 21, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Kellogg getting ready to sell "Pop-Tarts X Tajín" kits next week. No idea how we're supposed to get the Tajín to stay on top of the damned Pop-Tarts once they're in the toaster
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Wed October 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In an attempt to be the Voltron of obesity, McDonald's to sell Krispy Kreme doughnuts at nine locations
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Dr Pepper releases a Bourbon-flavored soda with one small caveat that seems to render the product meaningless
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chocolate. You're doing it wrong, obviously, otherwise this hack wouldn't have anything to write about in their column
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Thu October 13, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
OR... hear me out... you could make chocolate souffles with the Good Claire
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse faces $8b shortfall. Plans to hold yard sale of delicious chocolates and cuckoo clocks to shore up the balance sheet
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Fri October 07, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you see a very aggressive bull on a Stanly County street road, the local police wants you to know that the bull will chase you
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Wed October 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watching pizza chef do his thing on TikTok, Gordon Ramsay to his horror discovers the pineapple is coming from INSIDE his restaurant
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Tue October 04, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Somehow both Kentucky and Florida are on the right side of history here
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Fri September 30, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal is no longer going to be "part of a healthy breakfast"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Reese's is putting Puffs cereal inside of its peanut butter cups. I suppose pouring milk on these would constitute a wrong way to eat them
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Reese's is putting Puffs cereal inside of its peanut butter cups. I suppose pouring milk on these would constitute a wrong way to eat them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
German chocolatier suffers meltdown in trademark court
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Thu September 29, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Guess what's Swiss that melts, but isn't chocolate or cheese?
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Everyone misses the delicious greasiness and multi-hour mouth burn from eating McDonald's fried apple pie, and maybe some of the other discontinued items on this list, but no one remembers Viennetta except Subby
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Russia makes some bloody good candy bars
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're killing me, Pepsi
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Wed September 21, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
London 'wages war' against US candy stores. Quite right too, what you people call chocolate is an abomination to the Lord
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Sun September 18, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Someone sampled the entire fall line of Little Debbie snack cakes so you didn't have to...which is really selfish, and they need to learn how to share, damn them
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
In my belly
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
A pinch of ground vanilla upgrades yogurt, coffee, granola, and more importantly allows you to tell everyone how interesting you are because you upgrade your yogurt, coffee and granola with a pinch of ground vanilla
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen has introduced six new Blizzards for fall, and yes there is a certain gourd involved
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen has introduced six new Blizzards for fall, and yes there is a certain gourd involved
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Cap'n Crunch keeps kids from going kookoo for cocoa puffs
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Thu August 18, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ice cream is a better breakfast option than multigrain bagels, according to a new study from the Institute of Getting Diabetes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The hotly debated sandwich joins a long line of viral fast food items such as the "Christmas pizza from Pizza Hut UK " a "meat wall" burger from Burger King Japan and an Oreo and spam burger from McDonald's China"
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
HACK the BAKERY. Replace the fruit, bring your own cake layer, write happy B-Day in frosting on a watermelon.... Dare to dream people, CLAIRE won't even know about it
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