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Thu May 06, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Rice Krispie treats with chocolate, butterscotch, peanut butter? You SOB, I'm in. Also fat
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
For five months 'The Big Lie' has been ubiquitous with Trump's fraudulent election win claims, so of course Trump has now vowed to redefine it as the opposite meaning, increase the chocolate rations that were distributed five months ago
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
When you realize your outdoor wedding will be impacted by Brood X cicadas
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Paid parental leave as popular as chocolate
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Sat May 01, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nestle expands into vitamins. Last seen taking notes from Mr. Burns on how to get a monopoly on vitamin D
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Sat April 24, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Right wing cancel culture coming for chocolate chip cookies. Okay, they haven't really. Yet. But it's only a matter of time based on their past performance
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Wed April 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
They saved the Boobies
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Tue April 20, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Not only are Necco Chocolate Wafers back, they'll be given away at two locations on the Boston Marathon Route. Why? Because who doesn't need a mouthful of artificial chocolate drywall dust after 22 miles?
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
M&M's Cookies & Screeem returning to stores just in time for Halloween
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Chocolate study finds cocoa may be potent obesity treatment. Clearly not in the way Americans tend to consume it though
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The grocery war between Aldi and Marks and Spencer heats up over caterpillar cake
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"I'm not gorging on chocolate, I'm ingesting medically-proven health supplements in a controlled environment"
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British supermarkets go to court in caterpillar cake war
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gooey chocolate
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
For this inane madness, Subby blames those "you got chocolate in my peanut butter" commercials
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Mon April 05, 2021
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
We're not quite sure what was in those eggs, but it probably wasn't chocolate. Just like your little brother, they prefer beetles, caterpillars, spiders, and scorpions
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Some BBQer)
 
 
 
How to release your inner "Iron Chef" with ground turkey, cantaloupe, cornflakes, and a chocolate rabbit for a virtual BBQ competition
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Fri April 02, 2021
(WalletHub)
 
 
 
Is there a "right" way to eat a chocolate bunny? You're damn straight there is, and if you do it wrong, you are obviously an alien and need to go back to whatever screwed-up planet you came from, you freak
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Thu April 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
121 year old chocolate found in helmet case from the Second Boer War. It was in the possession of Frances Greathead who rescued a 539-year-old building and donating it to the National Trust along with her mother Sybil and cousin Violet
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're eating Easter eggs wrong. You probably shouldn't eat plastic anyway
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Twelve surprising ways to cook with matzo this Passover. Novices will do matzo brei, but others should go all-in with Martha Stewart's chocolate-covered matzo
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Mon March 15, 2021
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Some celebrate Pi Day with apple, blackberry, chocolate pies. Then there's the Northumberland County, PA way
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Is America finally -- FINALLY -- ready to embrace kelp? Enterprising kelp farmer has developed recipes for chocolate chip cookies, pesto, compound butter, cucumber and kelp salad, mashed potatoes, and even kelp pasta
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Fri March 12, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Carretta claims edible chocolate penis caused him to suffer "fear, apprehension, harm, and emotional distress"
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter. You got your peanut butter in my chocolate. THEY'VE GOT A BLACK BEAR IN BOTH OF EM
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
Jimmies have been rustled
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, chocolate penis, fake poop, exploding glitter
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Animation, actors, not-Florida Man, and product renaming are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 21-27: Spring is Here Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Animation, actors, not-Florida Man, and product renaming are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 21-27: Spring is Here Edition
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Coming 2 America had the biggest streaming opening weekend of the past year. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This has also been bugging me. Milky Way candy bar has 3 components: the nougat, caramel and chocolate. Three Musketeers on the other hand only has 2: nougat and chocolate. Their names should be swapped. What other things do you think are misnamed?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hot chocolate balls are NOT appropriate bath bombs, even if they have marshmallows
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Yes "Democratic" Senator Kyrsten Sinema DID carry a large chocolate cake into the Senate before voting "no" on the bill to raise the minimum wage, but the two things weren't related. At least not in HER mind
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Published in time for Passover, new cookbook gives vegan makeover to 59 Jewish classics. Delights include mock whitefish salad, mushroom-barley-molasses cholent, crispy baked tofu schnitzel, jackfruit brisket, and unbelievable matzo ball soup
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Thu March 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson cuts the cheese
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You got peanut butter in my peanut butter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You got peanut butter in my peanut butter
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has a chocolate addiction; he's eaten entire bags of Christmas or Halloween candy meant for our kids in one sitting. If I have my own bag, he eats it; he promises to buy me some but never does. He says it's my fault he's addicted. Is it?"
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Cadbury's is hoping to cause a controversy," says group trying to force a Cadbury's controversy. Group spokesman most likely is no stranger to having creme egg all over his face
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Edible holograms to make fancy cakes even dearer. But they still haven't figured out edible gifs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You had me at "chocolate sandwich"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You had me at "chocolate sandwich"
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cadbury's Orange Twirl is back--for good
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Tue February 16, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The biggest food debate since is a hot dog on a bun a sandwich What is the correct way to eat a chocolate digestive?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The perfect job doesn't exis...MAMA MIA, YES IT DOES
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(WPDH)
 
 
 
The Culinary Institute of America calls on Farkers' livers to make sacrifices
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Aphrodisiacs? Here comes the science
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Death by chocolate is only 7,084 Hershey kisses away
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Death by chocolate is only 7,084 Hershey kisses away
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but you can put a little something on that oatmeal
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Sat February 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are the seven GOP senators who have backbones that are stronger than chocolate eclairs
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Here are 70 Valentine's meal ideas for you and the love of your life
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'm sure everyone will be thrilled to know that it is now confirmed there are 520 ways to eat Jaffa Cakes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'm sure everyone will be thrilled to know that it is now confirmed there are 520 ways to eat Jaffa Cakes
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It sounds nuts but 'Chocolate City U.S.A.' is considering taking a new highway in life
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget chocolates on Valentines Day: According to the National Chicken Council Valentines Day is one of the most popular times to consume chicken wings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brexit: Forget blue passports. We're getting blue chocolate bars back
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
TIL if you live in Washington DC, you can buy psilocybin chocolate bars
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme heart shaped donuts are way better than flowers for Valentines Day
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
How do they celebrate St. Valentine's Day in the South? With classic staple of heart-shaped buttermilk biscuits, covered with chocolate gravy
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Mon February 01, 2021
(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Heroin is NOT a chocolate laxative
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Thu January 28, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This pandemic lockdown has made you weak. So Ben & Jerry's added a strength challenge to their pints that you have to solve before you can get to the ice cream
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Half the things you eat today were invented by mistake. Like cornflakes were meant to stop you masturbating, when that was obviously the job for ceiling cat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry come up with an idea that's almost as good as chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Nine common chocolate truffle mistakes and how to fix them. Or, you know, just fudge it a little
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Capitol terrorist Jeffrey Patrick Sabol, with his "highly-pedigreed, upper-crust background", is cruelly denied access to chocolate and cuckoo clocks
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Fri January 22, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A rolls out a new sandwich to compete with Popeyes. In other news, Boston Market is still in business
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(Helvetic Kitchen)
 
 
 
A collection of hundreds of recipes from the Swiss Alps, tried and tested by a Canadian expat pastry chef
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Americans aren't eating enough chocolate
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Fri January 15, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Taste test of KitKats aged in whisky barrels in Islay, Scotland. It is so pretentious that they spend several paragraphs praising just the wrapper
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Taste test of KitKats aged in whisky barrels in Islay, Scotland. It is so pretentious that they spend several paragraphs praising just the wrapper
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Thu January 14, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"The manju on the right is said to resemble a matsutake mushroom and the cake on the left is said to resemble the fruit of the chocolate vine"
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Tue January 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
30 desserts that start with cake mix. Slide 3: (._. )
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Mon January 11, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A giving out free chocolate fudge brownies in January because of: A) new Democratic President inauguration; B) US Capitol terrorist attack; or C) National Slavery and Human Trafficking Prevention Month
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Eater)
 
 
 
The fanciest dessert of the '90s, the Viennetta is back. Might want to dust of your crystal coupes
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(Eater)
 
 
 
The fanciest dessert of the '90s, the Viennetta is back. Might want to dust of your crystal coupes
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Even chunky?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
A frozen Snickers or Reese's is a pretty good start
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
A frozen Snickers or Reese's is a pretty good start
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