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Sat July 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Strong letter to follow
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now you've gone and done it Trumpy, the TikTok kids are now mobilizing against you over your threatened ban of their social network
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
China's 2020 auto sales look like something Detroit dreamed up
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
China: We can sink your aircraft carriers anytime we want. US Navy: Yeah, about that
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Covid is turning into that kid of yours that moved back into the basement and refuses to move out or get a job
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wag the dog : US plans south china sea announcement next week
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
PC shipments grew 3-11% in Q2 on news that, holy shiat this laptop sucks, I need to get a new one
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The world's first collectible crypto coin has been released in Lithuania. The Franklin Mint is pissed
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Someday we might all be brushing our teeth with pickles
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(AP News)
 
 
 
China decides it's not playing any games this year
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Had Fark been around 40 years ago, these would all have hit the main page
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(Wired)
 
 
 
WTF, China? We thought you were at least a little cool
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Taiwanese hardware CEO dies after falling from one of the company's buildings. Platitudes to the left, speculation to the right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's Internet now locked up inside China's Great Firewall
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Have you said something supporting the Hong Kong protests? Congrats, you've now got a lifetime ban from Hong Kong
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
National security advisor : Trump planning to wag the dog on China
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Martian citizens concerned about a series of launches from Earth this month. Tourist season is the worst
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook is also a data collection service disguised as social media
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, diggers at historic Barkerville unearth a Chinese restaurant from the Seventies. The Eighteen-Seventies to be exact, a decade without red leather seats or fortune cookies, but lots of hungry and thirsty gold miners
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two US Aircraft Carriers operate in South China Sea for first time since 2014
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lamar Alexander is skipping the convention to allow space for those who have never attended a convention, and for no other reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because we have a president who is clueless, America is now WHO-less
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia cracks down on marmot hunting. I can't believe people put that stuff on toast
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Mon July 06, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump needs to troll China and Hong Kong's new China-mandated 'national security' law by visiting Taiwan
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"A very famous restaurant specialized in cooking snakes in my city already stopped providing such dishes. They are all banned now"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New case of deadly plague reported in China. Not COVID19, something else
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
This time around, Canada is in no mood to apologize
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Man protects himself from coronavirus with facemask made of gold:"The metallic mask is light-weight with holes, ensuring that there is no difficulty in breathing". Coming up next: Man infected with coronavirus on medical ventilator made of gold
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
So, wonder what it would look like if God decided to skip pebbles across a river?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
US deploys two aircraft carriers to the South China sea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A record number of people will lose a finger this year
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
DoD: We've altered the rocket contract, pray we don't alter any more * 7-week weather delay * Blue Origin delivers * Replacement Russian rocket too expensive * FAA reviewing SpaceX Starship * China to Mars * China asks why they don't have a SpaceX 🚀
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not so fast, US and Brazil Grands Prix
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(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
China announces "No. 1 Flood" for Three Gorges Dam headwaters, and if you're into that kind of thing we'd just as soon you keep it to yourself
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jay-Z's Made in America Festival canceled by something made in China
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong activists are now discussing a 'parliament-in-exile' type-thing after the Chinese crackdown. No word as yet on the hookers and blackjack
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifty Cent swindled by Red Hot Chili Peppers. No, wait, Tencent swindled by red hot chili imposters
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
'All ye out, come in free', or 'Olly, Olly Covid-19'? Either way the UN calls for a time out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Chinese bank uses gold bars as collateral for loan. News: 83 tons of gold in exchange for 4 billion in loans. Fark: The gold is all fake. Ultrafark: No one checked until the loans were issued
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sick of always preparing, China goes straight to ludicrous speed with mass arrests on the first day of its new security law
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sometimes the UK steps up with honor and dignity
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
A professor in China says he's invented a jet engine that can turn electricity directly into thrust
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
China trolls India at disputed border, carves map, Mandarin characters into earth
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Todays Fark ready headline. Shepard quarantined for Coronavirus has dozen of sheep in a tizzy (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
130,000. Remember when we were expected to level out at around this many deaths?
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Put the phone down, Donnie. War with China will not get you reelected
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
But were they spherical?
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(DW)
 
 
 
European Union opens borders to 14 countries, shiatholes still banned. Sorry, Americans
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Major Harry Potter game release next year. Subby plans to spam expelliarmus until he wins
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RIP Hong Kong
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It emerged recently and is carried by pigs, but can infect humans" - OK, 2020, just stop please
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why was China able to get the coronavirus under control in February? Because they weren't dealing with the highly infectious "G" version that took over the world in March
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Aviators on the USS Gerald Ford stumble with their improvised "China's Newest Carrier" bat-patch
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
No one can be this Farking stupid
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Study shows COVID-19 might make you brain less good, but the purple of the study didn't monkey for pre-existing dishwasher
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thientithts dithcover tratheth of the viruth in Barthelona thewage from March 2019. If confirmed, thith ith a game-changer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Surely there can't be a worse disaster in 2020 than we've already had right? China and India: Hold my beer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: I predict Biden will win the election. Fark: Donald Trump is doing the predicting
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Peugeot's CEO is confident its merger with Fiat Chrysler merger is still on track and soon they will begin manufacturing vehicles with hitherto unconceived levels of crappiness and downtime
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
White House canceled research into coronavirus because Trump thinks China released the virus to thwart his re-election
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
"Kung Flu" didn't test well with the suburban college graduate women, so we're giving "ChinaVirus" a spin now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Wray revealed there had been a 1,300 percent increase in espionage investigations into the Chinese region in the past decade and said the party was actively spying on Fortune 100 countries and trying to influence US politics" China don't play nice
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
So when the COVID-19 vaccine becomes available, who will be the first to get it?
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
On today's 2020 apocalypse bingo card - "blood-drinking penis leech" (warning: not safe for lunch)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How far will the Senate GOP go to please Trump? This Senator blocked his own bill on the floor of the Senate because Trump asked him to
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
COVID-19 antibodies projected to stick around for only 2 months, which is still longer than my ex, sniff
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reporter in March: I've heard people in the White House call coronavirus "The Kung Flu" Kellyane: That's outrageous and racist, I demand you give me their names so they can be dealt with. *Trump uses the term at his rally* Kellyanne: This is fine
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A US Senate committee wants to regulate the Pentagon's UFO information, get to the bottom of why if E.T.s are so smart, why don't they wear masks too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Copper is the new black
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(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
China's Three Gorges Dam close to becoming One Huge-Ass Gorge Non-Dam
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Starbucks adds plant-based meat to US menu. No word on meat-based coffee...yet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A State Department official, during a press briefing aimed at taking shots at China for not recognizing the value of a free press, put a reporter on mute because the reporter asked a question the official didn't want to answer about Bolton's book
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's Didi wants 1 million Johnny Cabs on its platform by 2030. With all those fares, they should have total recall of the streets in no time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro on Phase I China Trade Deal: "It's over." Trump: "The China Trade Deal is fully intact." Navarro: That's what I said, fully intact
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't drink beer in China, it might tear your bladder apart
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the first film debuted to success, Netflix decides the time is now for audiences to gobble up a Chicken Run sequel
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Desperate for a scapegoat to blame their abysmal coronavirus response on, and previous attempts to audition China or the WHO for the role not really resonating with the American people, the White House is now fitting the CDC for a set of horns
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While everybody else has been looking everywhere else, China just launched the final satellite in her own GPS system
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Another American schmear campaign
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
China threatens to derail 3-way nuclear talks with US and Russia. Just not in the way you think
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is the patsy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Iran's naval photoshop brigade is looking for a new dock to interface with the Indian Ocean's network
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
CBP finds 20,000 lbs of smuggled Chinese meat products at LA/Long Beach port, hidden in (apparently un-refrigerated) containers of electronics and household goods. Enjoy your 4th of July BBQ
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Delta says it's ready to resume two-way infection between the US and China
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After a 'rona rescheduling, Elon now says he will assault his stockholders on Battery Day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What's China's biggest market cap stonk? Banking? Tech? Online shopping? Espionage? Booze. Welcome to Fark, Red Dragon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas Tyson plant forced to remain open to feed China faced with a new dilemma as 200 workers test positive for Coronavirus and China refuses to accept their chicken imports
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Sat June 20, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brazil joins the club that no-one wants to be a member of
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China continues to not help, claims the Galwan Valley area of India
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah on John Bolton's new book: "It's one big 'Got Milk?' ad"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not much Luckin this brew - you know things are dark when even the independent auditors say "fark it" and walk away
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese company says its vaccine could be complete by 'autumn' which anti-vaxxers will point out is only 3 letters away from 'autism'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
An historic pandemic originates in your country. Should you: C) Blast a neighboring country with a sustained cyber assault targeting a wide variety of institutions, including healthcare
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney: "Portions of John Bolton's book are 'factually false' and 'classified." Reporter: "How so?" Mick Mulvaney: "Um, errrrrrr, um OBAMAGATE, BENGHAZI, EMAILS"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan Motor Co to cut shifts at three assembly plants in Japan due to falling demand
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Every time Trump says something outrageous, he's distracting you from something even more outrageous
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Keep in mind the source for all this is a Cap'n Crunch look-alike who refused to testify when it could have mattered, but, Bolton claims Trump enthusiastically endorsed China's plans to build concentration camps to house millions of Uighur Muslims
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump asked for China's help in the 2020 election on live TV in October 2019, it didn't matter then and it doesn't matter now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
During their recent clash India and China were practicing for World War 4
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Hayes calls out John Bolton for being a morally bankrupt treason profiteer
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A book cannot be simultaneously "classified" and "full of lies"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Forgoing the strongly-worded statement, US senators write a bill to curb foreign espionage and influence on campuses. These guys never learn
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China finds heavy viral traces in the seafood and meat sections of the Beijing food market, calls on the melamine department to establish a new export division
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump deployed the National Guard to guard his DC hotel during BLM protests
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
China brings in several hundred soldiers and artillery on the contested border area with India. Subby thinks they are shaolin monks experts in kung fu and the artillery is just for fireworks... yeah thats the ticket
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India goes on war footing on the border with China : we will not tolerate China's BS any longer... 2020, what a year
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia has accused one of its leading Arctic researchers of spying for China by giving away scientific information on underwater acoustics, Santa's garage band
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(Independent)
 
NewsFlash
 
Like his hats, Trump likes his elections made in China
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
You know who else was Austrian?
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Not News: Texas MAGA candidate shows unwavering support for Trump. News: with offensive ad that attacks China over CoVID-19. Fark: in a district with highest percentage of Asian Americans in Texas. WTFark: ad also shows Taiwan as part of PRC
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US battle over kitchen cabinets is really a domestic dispute. If you've ever priced cabinets, you know what a gold mine they are
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So remember how we needed to keep the meat plants open as "Essential" due to a meat shortage? Turns out there was no shortage, and they were using that extra labor to increase meat exports to China
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Duh, duh, doy, duh, and in conclusion: No shiat Sherlock
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Tue June 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong leader/China pupper Carrie Lam urges people not to 'demonize' the new Chinese security law, rather to just relax and let the possession happen
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Chinese officials now yearning for a Trump victory in November as he's 'destroying US alliances'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
China unveils adorable munchkin Terminator that will melt your heart, face (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With dining rooms reopening, McD's sales are down 5.1% YOY. Given the McHell that was April, that's pretty good McNews
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Trump says that if he allows the election to proceed in November, and if GOP suppression efforts fail to limit minority votes, and if his efforts to rig other votes in his favor fail, he'll leave office peacefully
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China's using record low water levels to remind those millions of people in Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam that it's King of the Mekong
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three Indian soldiers killed in violent clash with Chinese troops along disputed border...but apparently no guns were fired, leading to the inescapable conclusion that China has an unstoppable army of Shaolin Kung-Fu warrior monks
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: the Chinese activists who re-uploaded a magazine article have been jailed because of [a] copyright infraction [b] 'reasons' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Nam bans drone flights near all government buildings, borders and factories. There are rules
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious: Emails released in response to a FOIA request show that the CDC blacklisted a news outlet and refused to provide interviews to them after Trump criticized the outlet. What the screaming fark?: Voice of America
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The latest thing Trump will screw up during tariff battles with EU, China? Lobstahs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Disneyland sets reopening date and guidelines, refusing to discuss ongoing hostilities with Universal Studios China
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Sun June 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
With the election less than 5 months away, Susan Collins (R-eally concerned) decides to act like a moderate
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody stole the "I withdraw from WHO" notification letter from Trump's stack of documents to sign
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move along, folks, nothing to see here - just China totally locking down parts of Beijing due to coronavirus outbreak at wholesale meat market
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby is wanting to try a new dessert that is tasty. Are churros any good? If not, any other suggestions?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Could China's strategic pork reserve be a model for the US? Awwwww yeahhhh, for so many different reasons
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently Kim didn't like Trump's most recent love letter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Despite US sanctions on Venezuelan oil, China received plenty with the help of a Russian company's Swiss-based unit, camouflaging it to look like it was Malaysian in origin. Talk about the 'art of the deal'
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Thu June 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Chinese smog's thicker as sales are getting larrrrger - up 14.5%
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Lung transplants are the newest side effect of the 'rona
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "The 10 most expensive cities to be an expat." With China, the US, Japan, Switzerland, Singapore, and others on the list, an ex-pat from where?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Zoom bows and scrapes for its masters
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Gallant Germany with its educated scientist leader is turning excess renewable energy into hydrogen for cars and trucks. Goofus US with its painted clown imbecile flinging poo on the walls is still rolling coal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today more than ever - wash your hands, wipe your drives
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
KALI MA
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks loses $3 billion in 'rona-related revenue, admits it's an eye-opener
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shipping pigs to China in 747s - this is not a euphemism
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China-India border dispute 'killing thousands' of goats raised for cashmere wool. Of course, with the two nuclear powers threatening war, this is no time for wool gathering
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Because the world is so peaceful and calm right now, China is sending fighters into Taiwan's airspace
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1964, a CIA report challenged 'Domino Theory' policies. Subsequent 'Tiddlywinks Hypothesis' and 'Yahtzee Postulate' were quietly abandoned
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Mon June 08, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that Nara deer poop has become firmer and rounder in this time of coronavirus, thanks to lack of tourists feeding them heavily processed rice crackers, which, when overconsumed, lead to deer diarrhea
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Here's some random, beautiful, interesting things to help ease our collective case of the Mondays
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rick Scott: "China is deliberately trying to sabotage efforts to make COVID vaccine." China: "Prove it. There's no need to be shy." Rick Scott: "Errrrr, ummmm, errrrr"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee livid to discover he is one of the few Republican men left on his knees for Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study indicates that shutdowns prevented over 60 million Coronavirus infections in April
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
International Flavors & Fragrances sales drop due to stinky, unpalatable virus numbers
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Worldometer)
 
 
 
US Deaths from COVID top 112k. Remember COVID?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
...and when the robot waiters came for our food service jobs, we still said nothing
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Thu June 04, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1989, a brutal, repressive regime massacred its own citizens in the name of power. Welp, it's a good thing we all learned our lessons from that and it'll never repeat
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hong Kong bans insults to a really shiatty song
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China doesn't want a New World Order - it's got this one right where it wants it
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Finally, an excuse for sticking your phone up your ass
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Chinese EV maker NIO can swap a fresh battery almost as fast as you can fill a tank
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon and a Chinese billionaire are trying to overthrow the Chinese regime by flying banners around NYC. Confused? You're not the only one
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi, Russia reach a deal on oil cuts to cheat on
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hiding your Iranian business operations after your CFO (and founder's daughter) is deeply linked to the country it is not exactly the actions of an above-board company, is it, Huawei?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to ban Chinese passenger carriers from flying to the US starting on June 16
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson will give UK passports to Hong Kong citizens if China infringes their rights
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even China cheats on Chinese embargoes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news doomsdayers, the 6th mass extinction in Earth's history is now accelerating
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have now entered the final phase of the Trump Era, says some guy unfamiliar with classic fusion/funk band Living Colour
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(Radio Ink)
 
 
 
FCC on Friday approved 100 percent foreign ownership of U.S. broadcast properties. Opening up China, Russia, or another foreign entity to buy U.S. stations
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Genetically modified super soldiers? I read the book and saw the movie and neither ended well. But hey, at least we might get a KHAAAAN (or is it KHANNN?) moment out of it
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Mon June 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police *cough*CHINA*cough* ban Hong Kong's Tiananmen Square vigil for the first time
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And on Wall Street today, markets reacted to nationwide riots, recession, and the continuing pandemic with the bored yawn of the rich
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US State Department criticizes China for Hong Kong response. China texts back with; I can't breathe
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Soybeans? We don't need no stinking soybeans
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While the US struggles with almost two million cases and 104,000 deaths, Vietnam, a country without wealth or an advanced healthcare system has not even had one death, here's why
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman with PhD in quantum chemistry says thanks, but she'd rather not attend big coronavirus party thrown by failed casino owner/reality show host
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Trade wars are easy to fail to stop
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Satellite image shows China is deploying tanks and artillery on the border with India, surely this will end well
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
40% of Americans are apparently planning to stop taking over-the-counter medicines and stop using cleaning supplies
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Damn you weather gods * Sir Isaac: Technically falling for two seconds is a very small orbit * The top 30 Chinese space companies * No mother farking emojis * Your Rocket Report is reviewing Netflix rocket design
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's foreign ministry says Canada is an accomplice to US government's efforts to bring down Huawei. Its cooler, more polite accomplice
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woefully inexperienced army desperate to attempt one of the most difficult amphibious invasions in recorded history
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
In these covid times robo-waiters are coming to the rescue, giving farkers everywhere that food/geek tab mash-up they long for
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After two years and a tax evasion scandal, Fan Bingbing returns to the Screenscreen
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
NIH director says "we have no way of knowing" whether something we absolutely know did not happen happened
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chinese EV maker Nio drained by the virus, but says orders are now recharging
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Yeah, we know. You ran out of gas. You had a flat tire. You didn't have enough money for cab fare. Yadda, yadda, yadda. It's China's fault, not yours. What else you got?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apple is rumored to soon abandon charging ports in the iPhone
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump will kick thousands of Chinese students out of the country because he thinks they're spies
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
India and China are in an abominable standoff at the Himalayan frontier, each hoping the other will bumble first
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The virus has caused a record drop in energy investment. Wait for it
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with the Fark Livestream News Summary - all the news you need, some you don't, and did China fall for an Onion article about meatpacking plants grinding up sick employees? We report, you decide - 3pm Eastern
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the changing millennial home. Wait, they can afford homes?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Uber moves its Asian HQ from Singapore to Hong Kong. No word on when the main HQ moves to Camden, New Jersey
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: I'm reporting to Congress that Hong Kong is no longer autonomous from China. We will stand with the people of Hong Kong ...and wave them goodbye as we won't do anything about it
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Comments containing "communist bandit" and "50-cent party" have been getting you insta-censored by Google in China
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ever watch a stoned monkey attempt brain surgery?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chinese state-run media call US threats of sanctions over Hong Kong 'nothingburger' but Hong Kong is 'baconator'
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently the lockdown is making fresh faces harder to come by
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 'Godfather of Gambling' has played his last hand
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
China study on why America is so rich and powerful backfires in the most unimaginable/obvious way possible, depending on your bias
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Unless you have a better answer on what McDonald's hamburgers are made of, I suggest we consider this to be good intel
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Humanity in one headline: "It's a sad day" for pro-democracy protesters, but analyst says new law probably won't hurt investors
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan pledges "necessary assistance" to embattled Hong Kong, forgetting that the government has already sold out
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Sun May 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
While Americans argue about masks and whether their "rights" are being infringed from not being able to go to a bar, Hong Kong residents are fighting for real freedom ... and losing
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence is threatening China. Again
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
President Trump's response to the Coronavirus has been brilliant. Here's what you don't understand. Article to the left, reasonable and calm commentary to the right
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Three geeks wanna know if Chinese "old man cars" are spry or naff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh BTW, Europe outright rejected Cadet Bone Spur's vision of the world this week
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo is a 5G truther (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants to resume nuclear testing as a negotiating tactic. How about a nice game of chess
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beijing may (officially) base security agencies in Hong Kong as part of new laws
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In back-to-back tweets, Trump touts a fake poll number and attacks a real poll number as fake. The Aristocrats
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hong Kong is lost
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And by "China" Donald Trump didn't realize he meant "the entire world"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Top HIV scientist says don't count on COVID-19 vaccine anytime soon, which, considering they've yet to create an HIV vaccine in some thirty plus years, makes sense. But, don't worry, Dr. Donnie will have one by December
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Wed May 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unrelated to anything, world powers that control all the wealth on earth seek new developing nation full of caste workers with no rights to exploit for cheap labor in mass production of service economy trinkets
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Quest for 'super duper' missiles pits US against key rivals, as the race for the Wowee Bomb or Really Kickass Torpedo heats up bigly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Do not congratulate
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump says, all those hydroxychoroquine studies that say the drug doesn't work on COVID-19 are obviously done by anti-Trumpers. People who have degrees are all anti-Trumpers. That's why I never hire people with brains
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. national debt now stands at more than $25 trillion, up 15% since a year ago
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Some wacko in China is trying to play my Covid-19 blame game
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bane masks are big business
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Doesn't the rest of the world remember WW2? They should be thanking us instead of looking down on us. America #1
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
2-year-old boy that was abducted is found safe and unharmed. Fark:: 32-years later
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Officials find lots of drugs/ Meth, heroin and fentanyl/ They made a rate/ It's the largest bust to date/ On this... Burma Raid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump manages to find a nominee that not even Senate Republicans will confirm
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The OnePlus 8 Pro will have its infrared "peekaboo" camera mode disabled by an upcoming software update
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After "public interest concerns" given the "fabricated" transactions disclosed by the company in its annual report, the Nasdaq dumps Luckin Coffee like last week's grinds
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hong Kong used masks to stop coronavirus, and yet Americans are upset at the inconvenience
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Can computer viruses jump from the keyboard to your hamberder? Asking for a friend
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple may finally leave China once and for all. Kicking and screaming, but still
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's all team work and Kum Ba Yah until a vaccine is developed then it's every country for itself
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(UPI)
 
 
 
When the Trump administration accuses anyone of anything they are doing that same thing in real time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Japan launches new unit to step up outer space defense, either by developing large space tigers that combine into a giant robot or relaunching the battleship Yamato
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Is Ben Sasse A) about to tell his sponsor he fell off the wagon, B) Jim Jordan's stunt double, or C) modeling the Jim Cramer business casual line at Kohl's?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This is the part of the caper where the conspirators start openly turning on each other
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Americans are giving "Made in China" products the cold shoulder
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Large pane of tempered glass won't fit in an elevator without some gymnastics that require letting go of the door open hold button. You know where this is going
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese ambassador to Israel dies in his sleep from natural causes. Fark: at 57-years-old
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
China: Here we go again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British intelligence tipped off Belgium that China was spying on the European Commission via the Maltese embassy in Brussels, according to French reports. Or is that just what they want you to think
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
TikTok is so addictive that it appeals to every family member who's willing to be persistently nutty and persistently tracked by China
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Super-duper missile. He said that
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Two words: Penguin Jenkem
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Left wing Mother Jones comes clean and agrees with Trump, somewhat: China's response to the coronavirus outbreak was pretty bad
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"China is threatening to meddle in the upcoming U.S. presidential election...." Wait. Have they gotten permission from the Russians to do this?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is smearing feces... *ahem* Fauci... Trump is smearing Fauci
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It tastes of oppression
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who is hacking Europe's supercomputers and why?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to order big pharma to make key drugs in the U.S
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New Zealand, population 5 million, passes $50 billion package to get people working again. Trickling up
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
And the nano-violins grow a little louder
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The best way to fight for freedom of expression is for everyone to speak as if we already have freedom of speech," according to a man who was immediately arrested in China
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient Coronavirus strain known as Covid-Tucker-Carlson continues trying to get Fauci discredited and fired
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy to win re-election despite his massive pooch-screwing of the Pandemic response, is to blame China for everything and "get tough" with them. Which is going to be tough considering half his cabinet is financially balls-deep in China
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Positive: new low-cost, long-life batteries for Teslas. Negative: it's coming out of Elon's mouth
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Whenever this pandemic ends, here's how we uncouple our supply chain from China
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meat producers: Supplies are low because of covid-19. Disregard that we ship 1/3 of our product to China
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Wed May 13, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese warmongers: The US Fleet is down with coronavirus and unable to defend Taiwan, invade now. Communist party leadership: Patience, grasshopper, for we ourselves are not yet strong enough
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
DOJ warns US companies that China is trying to steal their Coronavirus research and encourages them to improve cyber-security. Not Explained: why having more people work on a cure for Covid-19 is a BAD thing, or why the data isn't freely available
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Chinese rocket may have dropped an empty coke bottle as it passed over Africa
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
How can Trump be a racist when he accused Joe Scarborough, a White guy, of murder?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sony's profits are looking like an old walkman with corroded batteries and a "Kajagoogoo's Greatest Hit" cassette stuck inside
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China must pay. We'll sue 'em and threaten them and tariff them to death. Don't tread on us. DIFFICULTY: "Over the past decade, in U.S. war games against China, the United States has a nearly perfect record: We have lost almost every single time"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Trump created a demand..the market responded
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(Time)
 
 
 
Hong Kong reaches agreement with Trump Administration to allow NFL games to be played there
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump campaign advisor: "This is coronavirus press conference number, what, probably somewhere in the 50s? POC liberal women have been present at every one of them and asked stupid questions. Sometimes for HOURS." Dogs barked
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a new coronavirus living in bats. No not that one. Another one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams thinks it's the summer of '69, goes on racist tirade against China, prompting major backlash that cut him like a knife. Can't stop this thing you started, Bryan, and you did it all for racism
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass panda cub begins career as cam-streamer. Of course it's in black and white
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Crap: New COVID-19 outbreak in Wuhan. Holy Crap: Public health authorities respond by preparing to test the entire population of 11 million people. Holy Crap x2: In only ten days
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked"
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(CNN)
 
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Brave Sir Donald ran away
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man has affair with Lady Covid19. Stay your Selva alone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Americans are risking their lives in order to ship meat to China
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seems like a great time for Indian and Chinese soldiers to get into a fistfight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fåppinglædi
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is Coronavirus adapting to humans?
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Newsflare)
 
 
 
Crow won't stop pecking pandas' bottoms. This is not an euphemism
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Sat May 09, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Because this is the timeline we're stuck in: One day after agreeing to the final text, the Trump Administration stunned the UN Security Council and stopped a vote on a resolution for hotspot ceasefires to help fight the pandemic
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The one instance where vertical video is acceptable
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Newest quarantine entertainment is Madea's Royal Freeloaders
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China clamps down on copycat imitations of foreign buildings. Stealing trade secrets, technology and intellectual property still encouraged
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
China's new space capsule returns to Earth after a successful test flight. It is capable of taking six people to low-earth orbit or a smaller crew to lunar orbit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US death toll could have been halved had we acted just four days sooner. "These findings may inform policymaking," said laughably naive researchers who obviously have not been paying attention to how policy is made
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
FDA bans Chinese made N95 masks because they didn't meet the high quality standards typical of Chinese made goods
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He never sold a ventilator in his life but promised he could get a shiatload from China. Kushner's peeps didn't see anything hinky about it, passed it to Cuomo. Cuomo, desperate for ventilators, sent $84M contract to random dude in Silicon Valley
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pompeo now says that "enormous evidence" Covid- 19 came from Chinese lab is not really "enormous" or even "evidence"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump on coronavirus: "It'll go away." Trump on 20 million jobs lost: "Those jobs will all be back and be back very soon"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham has managed to say something even more stupid than literally any other time he's opened his mouth
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
We may be in a global pandemic and about to be overrun by murder hornets, but at least we're not going to war with China. Oh crap
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hoping it will go viral across the industry, Royal Caribbean extends its relaxed cruise cancellation policy to April 2022
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After fallout from its privacy fails, Zoom names former Trump national security adviser HR Pufnstuf to its board
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
China launches its new and improved version of an Apollo spacecraft
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China wants its space station complete by 2022. This schedule assumes the West has enough technology developed worth stealing
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
It appears that the MAGA crowd was so invested in their fish-tank cleaner as the micracle cure for Coronavirus, that now that we have an ACTUAL drug that is effective against it, they've launched massive conspiracy theories to discredit it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For those missing the Cold War, we've got some good news
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seoul reports panic buying in North Korea as shoppers rush to stockpile emergency supplies of dirt and tree bark
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(DW)
 
 
 
Bond markets shaken, not stirred. "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to turn Chinese"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Despite closings, shutterings, and sales crashing, GM actually manages to cough up a small profit in Q1
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Starbucks will reopen 85 percent of its stores by the weekend, but with significant operational changes. Don't worry, burned coffee and your name misspelled by a barista with three advanced liberal arts degrees will still be part of the experience
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
May 6th is my 20th wedding anniversary. I've been with my wife for nearly 23 years. Our divorce paperwork should come through in the next week or two. Wat do?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That even more contagious coronavirus strain? Yeah, about that
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Tue May 05, 2020
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
There is absolutely NO evidence to back up Trumps claim that Biden wrote him "a letter of apology" for criticizing his China "travel ban". But you knew that already because if existed, a copy would have been mailed with every stimulus check sent out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fauci dumps bleach on right-wing conspiracy theory that SAR-CoV-2 was manufactured by China
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(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
We don't want to imply that Harvard took the side of a genocidal dictator rather than standing up for human rights. We don't need to imply it because that's precisely what they did
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Since Sec. of State Pompeo now says the best experts say China intentionally created the virus, let's remind everyone that on February 28 he refused to deny that COVID-19 was an outright hoax. Here comes the transcript
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(Politico)
 
 
 
China has a new national pastime as they emerge from lockdown: dunking on America on social media
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China set to unveil new nuclear stealth bomber that could reach Los Angeles with nukes or Covid-19 like virus, whichever they choose to destroy America with
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market investors are starting to realize you can't make money if you kill off all the workers by reopening the economy too soon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper again quizzes Larry Kudlow on just how Trump contained the Coronavirus in February
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The world is laughing at us, or more specifically him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I didn't screw this up it was Fauci" says scared con man who sees the con ending
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci compares US to Humpty Dumpty
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Before space-aged plastic Lego bricks we had Lincoln logs - made out of real wood. Read about the history of this pioneering toy before moseying out to the general store/malt shop/whatever
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Enormous evidence. The best evidence. The biggest
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(Politico)
 
 
 
US health officials: We are concerned that if China develops a vaccine first, they'll use it for economic and diplomatic leverage. The rest of us: Have you even met your boss?
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Sat May 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
In their never ending goal to find a scapegoat for a natural occurrence, the Trump Administration is now investigating the University of Texas for "dealing" with the Wuhan Institute of Virology
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Chinese State Media trolls USA with lego animation and chipmunk voices. Feel the burn?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Landing two boosters side-by-side is so 2019. Let's land them on droneships 🚀 "The Dorado" rocket 🚀 Hobbits send rocket to Virginia pad 🚀 Sea Launch ain't 🚀 Space Leak System 🚀 China to launch Apollo 18 next week 🚀 This is your Rocket Report
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Would a sane person pick NOW to enact new financial policies like tariffs? No. The answer is no
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Filthy filthy money
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA to pay three companies to develop three different landers on the Moon. If two fark up or take too long, the others are there. If all three fark up, then congrats to China for putting the first woman on the Moon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've got 25 Farks2give and some time on my hands. Anyone that wants or needs one stop in and say hi. I'll hook you up with a month till I'm out
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Video shows huge medical equipment backlog in China, as restrictions have caused exports to get corked up. Lax restrictions for exports might help, but sadly, no Ex Lax
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump would love to let you see his evidence that coronavirus originated at Wuhan virology lab, but it's classified at the same level as Obama's Kenyan birth certificate
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
We're Number 2. We're Number 2
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Cop math in action. CBP seizes 1,600 counterfeit Roku remotes valued at $80,000. That works out to $50 per remote. The most expensive remote on roku.com is $29.99
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China made SARS-CoV-2 as a bioweapon, says numskull conspiracy theorist who sits in the Oval Office
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Now that his dream is coming true, now is the appropriate time to look at a timeline of Trump's "100 days of deadly coronavirus denial"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember that Tyson pork processing plant that shut down last week after 200 of its approximately 2,000 employees tested positive for Coronavirus? Turns out additional testing has uncovered a few more cases..like, say, 700 more
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Hide the china and lock up the curry. The U.S. is in talks with its "friends" about restructuring the global supply chains and we all know how the U.S. treats its friends in this era
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(CNN)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Blame China 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Evolutionary tradeoffs discovered in ancient shrimp-like